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Strange Nuts
Anonymous
RfRLa
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No.66673
66716
If you don't know what this is yet lurk moar, you'll be averting your eyes in no time. Now where were we?
We last left off with the party barging on in a very irate Kiynen who has recently laid a clutch of 5 eggs and is still sensitive about it. Still, no one died in the process and Addy seems to have sworn fealty to them,... whatever that's about. So we return to the party,... who has already split up with Tracy venturing to Cardashil to try and find a lead on the elvenniggers who keep jacking their shit. Infernius has been assisting Slovenia in felling trees and reinforcing the outer wall of Durpistan. Torcuil has been getting bantzed by Snek, and a bunch of stuff I'm probably forgetting and will get shit on reminded of.
With no further adieu,....
527 replies and 16 files omitted.
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
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No.66824
66825 66828
>>66823
Tracy is now royally frustrated, clenching the piece of paper in her claw-hand.
"... So.. you say he makes rounds around the area? Any chance I might meet him around here again sometime this week?"
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
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No.66825
>>66824
[Neighs internally]
Anonymous
7SScu
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No.66827
66829
Torc notices the staff on his back is rumbling a bit, so he throws it on the deck in front of him.
"A shot of everything?"
>"Never again"
"We'll see how long that lasts"
A very hungover snake then droops his head over the side of the ship.
LAfZe
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No.66828
>>66824
... Anyway.
Having found absolutely no clues on her first day of investigation, Tracy retreats to the ap
artent of one of the "missing" shills she robbed, hoping to have better luck the next day.
Anonymous
+bwiD
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No.66829
66830
>>66827
*grapples snek*
Anonymous
7SScu
?
No.66830
>>66829
*Snek involuntary pukes on Infernius*
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.66836
*sharpens knives*
Anonymous
bOUiA
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No.66837
66838 66840
Without further ado, Tracy is currently situated somewhere in Cardashil. Actually, she's asleep in Durpitan, but Infernius did a thing with an Astral Projection spell cuz she asked. Confused? So am I.
Meanwhile Infernius is covered in vomit, having chosen to grapple a highly hung-over Snek. There's other stuff happening, but atm that's the main bits of info.
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
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No.66838
66839
>>66837
Tracy has cleaned out her 6 gorillionth shill apartment and found nothing of value.
She's currently wandering the streets of Cardashil, disguised as a hoo-man.
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
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No.66839
66844
>>66838
She checks one of her stolen IDs, for any significant events going on in areas she has access to.
Anonymous
+bwiD
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No.66840
66841
>>66837
*cleans vomit off of self*
*then i step on snek*
Anonymous
bOUiA
?
No.66841
66842
>>66840
Snek pukes again, his pistol wavering in the air inaccurately.
Anonymous
+bwiD
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No.66842
66843
>>66841
"Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."
Anonymous
7SScu
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No.66843
66846
>>66842
>"That's... That's what you get you... You... You... walking hamburger"
And Snek returns to his position of hanging his head off the ship
Anonymous
bOUiA
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No.66844
66845 66847
>>66839
None of her new IDs seem to give her greater access than she already had. Cardashil doesn't seem to have much in the way of private property, in that everyone in the city is technically employed by the city. Oh they have knick-knacks and such, but nothing is particularly useful for a murder hoers.
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
?
No.66845
>>66844
[Disappointed bandit noises]
"This city is overrated..." Tracy groans as she wanders through the shopping district, having found nothing worth stealing.
Anonymous
+bwiD
?
No.66846
66848
>>66843
"you lucky me not throw you off."
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
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No.66847
66849
>>66844
Tracy looks through the social media function for person's of interest (people with a lot of followers), hoping to find someone she might be able to swipe a higher level card from.
Anonymous
7SScu
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No.66848
66854
>>66846
"Can you stop picking a fight with my pet?"
Anonymous
bOUiA
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No.66849
66850
>>66847
Oh there's PLENTY to read. Ever seen Gawker? Not lately, that's for sure. Xp
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
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No.66850
66851 66852
>>66849
Tracy gets frustrated and leaves the city, having found nothing worth stabbing.
She slashes a giant holes in the dome and waltzs through it, not bothering to close it up behind her.
Then she trots through the woods all the way home.
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
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No.66851
>>66850
And she trots all the way home, stabbing anything unlucky enough to cross her path.
Anonymous
bOUiA
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No.66852
66853
>>66850
As she is doing so GM realizes that Astral Projection was improperly applied, and with a sudden and jarring jolt, she feels propelled through the air and indeed the fabric of the planes, and finds herself waking in Durpistan. Immediately her ears twitch, as she is greeted to the sound of 2 startled birbs, and a very excitable Adeline.
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
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No.66853
66856 66857
>>66852
Tracy groans as if hung over, and proceeds to brush her birds, frustration clearly visible on her face.
Anonymous
+bwiD
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No.66854
66855
>>66848
"he a bitch."
Anonymous
7SScu
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No.66855
66857
>>66854
>"YOU *puke* WOT *puke* M8"
Does the airship have a brig? Preferably with two cells?
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
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No.66856
>>66853
Tracy wakes up to find that Infernius and Torc are gone, and proceeds to prowl around the woods surrounding the area.
Anonymous
bOUiA
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No.66857
66858
>>66853
"Didja sleep well?" Addy says, clinging precariously to the ceiling.
>>66855
Not a designated brig, but I'm sure one could be improvised
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
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No.66858
66859
>>66857
Tracy just groans in response, her eyes seeming even more heavy-lidded and dreary than usual.
Anonymous
bOUiA
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No.66859
66860
>>66858
Addy ignores her expression. "I think thats the first time I've ever seen you sleep! For a while I thought you might be some kind of zombie," she says with a slightly silly look on her face
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
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No.66860
66862
>>66859
"Yeah, I get that a lot..." Tracy says, wiping the scum from her eyes on her coat
"Anything happen while I was out?" She asks, as she trots over to the window
Anonymous
7SScu
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No.66861
66862
Suddenly Tracy finds herself being torn apart by arcane energy, how interesting.
Oh and Addy too.
After a delay of about, oh 30 seconds they find themselves sitting on the deck of the ship.
"Hello there"
Anonymous
bOUiA
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No.66862
66863 66865
>>66860
"Not really," she seems sad for a minute. "Sammy and Bunnbunn don't remember me tho. They get all scared when I try and ride on them. They used to... oh well. What'cha gonna do?"
>>66861
"WOW that was cool! How'd you do it! That was totally different than how mom does it!" Addy is suddenly quite distracted and curious about Torcuil.
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
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No.66863
66865
>>66862
"I hate being teleported..!" Tracy groans as she dry heaves
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
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No.66864
"Where is this thing headed?"
Anonymous
7SScu
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No.66865
66868
>>66862
"Uh, magic?"
>>66863
"Please join the oversized worm. We're heading to the Sil Wall to find some potential allies, or enemies. Depends if Snek interrupts any negotiations and shit."
Anonymous
bOUiA
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No.66866
66867
"What in the pilers' bleeding ass is going on?!" Slovenia shouts from another section of the deck. Apparently, she was quite surprised at having been brought along.
Anonymous
7SScu
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No.66867
66869 66871
>>66866
"Ah Solvania, nice to hear from you. Don't you remember agreeing to this voyage?"
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
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No.66868
66872
>>66865
Tracy puts on a face that seems torn between anxiety and fatigue, looking around nervously and alternating between 3-4 hooves.
"I.. I just just wanna stab something..."
Anonymous
bOUiA
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No.66869
66871
>>66867
"Is THAT what this is? I had no idea it involved being ripped into pieces and re-assembled," she says, still visibly startled.
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
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No.66870
Tracy raids the mini-fridge.
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
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No.66871
66873 66875
>>66869
>>66867
"Why'd you bring her anyway?"
Anonymous
+bwiD
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No.66872
66874
>>66868
*pets stab horse*
"it alright.'
Anonymous
7SScu
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No.66873
>>66871
"It was Infernius' idea back when we left on this shitstorm"
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
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No.66874
>>66872
[Pent-up serial killer noises]
Anonymous
bOUiA
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No.66875
66876 66878
>>66871
Slovenia's eyes eventually rest on the airship's extensive cannon array, and with a look of absolute intrigue wanders off toward.
Anonymous
7SScu
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No.66876
>>66875
"Be careful, one broke off"
Anonymous
bOUiA
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No.66877
66879 66880 66881
"What's that?" Addy says pointing, having wandered to the bow of the ship. In the direction she's indicating, vague shapes can be seen moving along the top of the gradually approaching wall.
Pale Hoers
LAfZe
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No.66878
>>66875
Tracy sharpens her knives to such a degree that one of them would cleave the ship in two if she ever dropped it, as she waits for the ship to land..
"... It's been too long...!" She mutters to herself, with a bit of a twitch
Anonymous
+bwiD
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No.66879
66882
>>66877
"get inside those things could be dangerous."