>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the ongoing storyline.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit) or work with existing players and GM to create a new character. Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk, Taylor Swift,... there's others. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
Currently the party is facing almost certain death. Thez squares off against Igritchkora of Bog, while the party - and Torcuil in particular - have managed to piss off an entire royal court of devils and demons. They're in hell though, so at least their opponents will politely wait their turn.
Previous initiative tally >>65413 → +Tracy (27)
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Heh heh heh heh
Leaves the small femalish looking thing alone for now
Leaves the small femalish looking thing alone for now
Tosses hair.
>>66130
"I never got to explore the mines before, there was always SOOOOO many grrrr-faces wandering around and horrendous sounds coming from them. It sounded exciting! You think we could get some people to move all those rocks?"
"I never got to explore the mines before, there was always SOOOOO many grrrr-faces wandering around and horrendous sounds coming from them. It sounded exciting! You think we could get some people to move all those rocks?"
>>66133
what did you expect
*tosses chocolate covered gnome to snek* so im guessing you guys are almost ready to go to durpistan?
what did you expect
*tosses chocolate covered gnome to snek* so im guessing you guys are almost ready to go to durpistan?
Yeah...the orc. Glares.
>>66136
>Grrrrrr noises
Tracy, who's currently in "find something to kill before I die from boredom" mode, seems to brighten up at the suggestion.
"I'd like to try it out eventually."
>Grrrrrr noises
Tracy, who's currently in "find something to kill before I die from boredom" mode, seems to brighten up at the suggestion.
"I'd like to try it out eventually."
>>66147
>"Well, in my humble opinion everyone but me and Lenos are idiots. No offense to you though."
"I hate you"
>"You too"
>"Well, in my humble opinion everyone but me and Lenos are idiots. No offense to you though."
"I hate you"
>"You too"
*shoots tree with bow*
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>>66158
"Where did you crawl out of? Nevermind, there's more of us. A green-skin in black armor and a half-sissyelf."
"Where did you crawl out of? Nevermind, there's more of us. A green-skin in black armor and a half-
>>66166
"Not currently. I know Addy went to talk to her about a week ago, but I don't know what came of it."
"Not currently. I know Addy went to talk to her about a week ago, but I don't know what came of it."
>>66168
"Thats a good idea. We should scout along the empire as well, I'm sure there are other cities and states we should be aware of. That is,... you guys should consider."
"Thats a good idea. We should scout along the empire as well, I'm sure there are other cities and states we should be aware of. That is,... you guys should consider."
>>66170
"Most definitely. The Empire couldn't have been sustained on the products of Sparintenar, Cardashil, Krenshall, Durpistan, and Port Barry alone. I'm sure we'll find a variety of places let alone what's beyond the Sil wall."
I should mention, it was relayed to me that Infernius would have used divination to determine Ben's location and such; he's at Court City, he left Port Barry just after the party departed for Cardashil, and he had already packed to leave. As far as I can tell, that's what Infernius would have gleaned from his available spells.
"Most definitely. The Empire couldn't have been sustained on the products of Sparintenar, Cardashil, Krenshall, Durpistan, and Port Barry alone. I'm sure we'll find a variety of places let alone what's beyond the Sil wall."
I should mention, it was relayed to me that Infernius would have used divination to determine Ben's location and such; he's at Court City, he left Port Barry just after the party departed for Cardashil, and he had already packed to leave. As far as I can tell, that's what Infernius would have gleaned from his available spells.
>>66171
i should have gas ben "stereotypical badger" shipiro when i had the chance.
"we need to expand our state, me sure one of those towns would agree to join us. or you know we take by force."
i should have gas ben "stereotypical badger" shipiro when i had the chance.
"we need to expand our state, me sure one of those towns would agree to join us. or you know we take by force."
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>>66172
Yes, you should have, but he answered your questions honestly and truthfully; he is/was not working for Soros.
"I agree, and I'm glad to hear you say it. Addy seems hell bent on transforming Durpistan, and I see no harm in that," she cringes and hesitates before continuing.
Yes, you should have, but he answered your questions honestly and truthfully; he is/was not working for Soros.
"I agree, and I'm glad to hear you say it. Addy seems hell bent on transforming Durpistan, and I see no harm in that," she cringes and hesitates before continuing.
"By the way, you can get with the sword-pointing again."
>>66141
*jumps up on the table and points sword*
"howd you get out of the facility, you tree nigger?!?"
*jumps up on the table and points sword*
"howd you get out of the facility, you tree nigger?!?"
>>66181
His str modifier is +15, he's got the girdle and the arms.
Infernius WINS
Stomping his foot as Gruu'mac rushed him, Infernius lowers his single horned head against the rush. With a sound resembling a thunderous crack, the armored orc collides with the crimson Minotaur, who stands unmoved.
His str modifier is +15, he's got the girdle and the arms.
Infernius WINS
Stomping his foot as Gruu'mac rushed him, Infernius lowers his single horned head against the rush. With a sound resembling a thunderous crack, the armored orc collides with the crimson Minotaur, who stands unmoved.
Bounces back loses rest of turn
I'm pretty pissed off about that phone..
*prowls around countryside, not really doing anything at all*
*prowls around countryside, not really doing anything at all*
>>66187
"So if you want I'll show you our hidden place! I bet no one has been there yet, we should go there! Its really nice, and it makes a really cozy spot that oversees the whole city!" Addy chatters at Tracy.
>>66189
>19
Making a most respectful showing overall, Infernius picks Gruu'mac up off the ground just with his bare hands.
"So if you want I'll show you our hidden place! I bet no one has been there yet, we should go there! Its really nice, and it makes a really cozy spot that oversees the whole city!" Addy chatters at Tracy.
>>66189
>19
Making a most respectful showing overall, Infernius picks Gruu'mac up off the ground just with his bare hands.
>>66191
He didn't escape, I mean that he made a good showing, but that Infernius otherwise would pick him up given the strength difference.
He didn't escape, I mean that he made a good showing, but that Infernius otherwise would pick him up given the strength difference.
>>66192
Weaving through a lower section they reach an area with a bunch of corpses laid out in a square room. Fiddling with a pannel at the top of the room, Addy opens an exit. Contemporary people might recognize the device as a lift or elevator of sorts.
"Its up there!" the 4' Addy points.
Weaving through a lower section they reach an area with a bunch of corpses laid out in a square room. Fiddling with a pannel at the top of the room, Addy opens an exit. Contemporary people might recognize the device as a lift or elevator of sorts.
"Its up there!" the 4' Addy points.
I am gruu mac!
Soldja to dorfs. The mastas ded an me thinks ded too
Soldja to dorfs. The mastas ded an me thinks ded too
[1d20+21 = 34]
>>66208
Rolling to sense if i'll die when I press the elevator button.
Has Addy gotten in yet?
>>66208
Rolling to sense if i'll die when I press the elevator button.
Has Addy gotten in yet?
>>66210
She's already in the elevator,... pointing at the hole in the ceiling that she's too short to climb,...
She's already in the elevator,... pointing at the hole in the ceiling that she's too short to climb,...
>>66213
"Neat!" She actually pries open the panel now (cuz how would she pull open a panel she couldn't reach?) and climbs up onto the elevator. She dangles a pretty and shiny chain down the hole. "Here!"
"Neat!" She actually pries open the panel now (cuz how would she pull open a panel she couldn't reach?) and climbs up onto the elevator. She dangles a pretty and shiny chain down the hole. "Here!"
Not this space work ting. I am ork.
(Warhammer, black orc, not 40k) ;)
(Warhammer, black orc, not 40k) ;)
[1d20+13 = 19]
>>66223
Climbing to the top of the ladder, Addy reaches another panel, similar to the previous.
"Its just beyond this... right... here!" she says, disablie device checking.
>>66223
Climbing to the top of the ladder, Addy reaches another panel, similar to the previous.
"Its just beyond this... right... here!" she says, disablie device checking.
[1d20 = 20]
[1d20+6 = 10]
The mechanism clinks and peels open. A chorus of low and inhuman moans issue from the above chamber.
"Hey now,..."
Tracy, roll for initiative.
[1d20+6 = 10]
The mechanism clinks and peels open. A chorus of low and inhuman moans issue from the above chamber.
"Hey now,..."
Tracy, roll for initiative.
[2d20 = 13]
>>66229
Well, Tracy was below Addy on the ladder so no she wouldn't get an AoO.
Addy does a graceful backflip off the ladder, grabs the inside edge of the opening, and flings herself into the room in a defensive posture.
"Oh wow, theres lots,..."
>>66229
Well, Tracy was below Addy on the ladder so no she wouldn't get an AoO.
Addy does a graceful backflip off the ladder, grabs the inside edge of the opening, and flings herself into the room in a defensive posture.
"Oh wow, theres lots,..."
* lenos wanders to the control room and starts looking for the other party members with the monitors*
Upon further inquiry, it seems that Tracy and Addy are the ones fighting, off in Durpistan.
>>66222
I was trained by dorfs, since a lil ting. I learn betta than the savage stupid ones. Best metal ta wear, best ax to chop. Dis shield lets me run the front and no pesky arrows hurt. Break da lines is what I do. Hrrrrm neva tried to break a bull. Dorfs use us, dorfs made mistake. We fight free.
I was trained by dorfs, since a lil ting. I learn betta than the savage stupid ones. Best metal ta wear, best ax to chop. Dis shield lets me run the front and no pesky arrows hurt. Break da lines is what I do. Hrrrrm neva tried to break a bull. Dorfs use us, dorfs made mistake. We fight free.
>>66235
She's at the top a long ladder, her movement speed is hindered and her only directions are up or down, outside some crazy acrobatics. She could move 10' down the ladder at most. That puts her retreating from where Addy went.
A loud <CLACK> pierces the scene. "I'm not gonna clean up, you faggots!" Addy shouts.
She's at the top a long ladder, her movement speed is hindered and her only directions are up or down, outside some crazy acrobatics. She could move 10' down the ladder at most. That puts her retreating from where Addy went.
A loud <CLACK> pierces the scene. "I'm not gonna clean up, you faggots!" Addy shouts.
*as lenos's hand makes contact with infernious he casts greater teleport on himself and infernious*
Infernius and Lenos (more the former than the latter) avoid falling down the elevator shaft,... for now, however Tracy gets a face-full of the former's posterior, as he and Lenos appear in a swirl of smoke and magic.
Thez looks at Torcuil and Snek and sighs, then looks at Gruu'mac and Meichlos. "This is pretty common around here. I'm Thez," she looks then at Meichlos, shrugs, and returns to the library area. "Let me know if you have any questions!" she calls after while departing.
Slams drink at bar, starts exploring place
I was off on a hint an then...blam!
Hunt...
Lenos and Infernius appear to find themselves in something of a lobby, or perhaps a transit station. Its an expansive area, with a number of doorways or passages going in different directions.
Oh, there's several dozen zombies also. Addy is standing there with the folding saw in one hand engaging the first 2 of the dozens.
Oh, there's several dozen zombies also. Addy is standing there with the folding saw in one hand engaging the first 2 of the dozens.
*draws his new sword axe thingy* finally i get to test this out
>>66248
Thez' head appears from a railing overhead. "Hard o say. It depends on you really. Some are here because they were so awesome that they were brought to a new life. Others find themselves here to settle old scores. In rare cases, ppl have pissed off one or more divine creatures and is cursed so to speak. Its really a case by case basis."
>>66255
Tracy loses her footing. Roll to prevent from falling.
>>66254
Roll modified strength
Thez' head appears from a railing overhead. "Hard o say. It depends on you really. Some are here because they were so awesome that they were brought to a new life. Others find themselves here to settle old scores. In rare cases, ppl have pissed off one or more divine creatures and is cursed so to speak. Its really a case by case basis."
>>66255
Tracy loses her footing. Roll to prevent from falling.
>>66254
Roll modified strength
And,... Addy is torn into pieces by attacking zombies who feast on her flesh and quickly devour her entrails. But then, her form dissipates into shadowy vapor.
Zombies turn and look at Infernius. Their turn is expended, but they're clearly intent.
>>66267
If Tracy's in reach of the zombies, she attempts a whirlwind attack on each of them with her chain. If not, she pushes forward and Tramples as many as she can.
If Tracy's in reach of the zombies, she attempts a whirlwind attack on each of them with her chain. If not, she pushes forward and Tramples as many as she can.
>>66268
Tracy can climb inside the room, as her choice of action. She could also activate abilities or draw weapons, per her preference.
Tracy can climb inside the room, as her choice of action. She could also activate abilities or draw weapons, per her preference.
Does thorough search of tower except hallway of trapped doors.
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>>66274
Lenos's new sword explodes in flames as it collides with the zombie. We needn't roll damage, he'd need all 1s to not kill it.
Lenos's new sword explodes in flames as it collides with the zombie. We needn't roll damage, he'd need all 1s to not kill it.
Can Tracy attack now?
How many zombies are visible?
How many zombies are visible?
Hrrmmmm, bull is fool, strong fool needs shield. I have shield. Put me there.
[1d20+22 = 41]
Tracy lashes out with her chain in a whirlwind attack, taking a 5 foot step between every attack to polish off as many zombies as she can
Tracy lashes out with her chain in a whirlwind attack, taking a 5 foot step between every attack to polish off as many zombies as she can
[1d20+22 = 36]
[1d20+22 = 37]
again
again
[1d20+22 = 39]
and
and
[1d20+22 = 35]
and so
and so
>>66285
"Hmmm. Alright then," she grabs his arm and <whooof>
They both appear at the top of the elevator shaft. Gruu'mac, roll a d20+dex
"Hmmm. Alright then," she grabs his arm and <whooof>
They both appear at the top of the elevator shaft. Gruu'mac, roll a d20+dex
[1d20+22 = 42]
It's a bloodbath
It's a bloodbath
[1d20+22 = 36]
right through it
right through it
[1d20+22 = 38]
slash, slash motherfucker
slash, slash motherfucker
[1d20+22 = 38]
[1d20+22 = 24]
zap
zap
[1d20+22 = 31]
stab
stab
[1d20+22 = 34]
slice
slice
[1d20+22 = 30]
much kill
much kill
[1d20+22 = 34]
like a whirling frenzy
like a whirling frenzy
[1d20+22 = 36]
ouch
ouch
[1d20+22 = 36]
and so
and so
[1d20+22 = 28]
another
another
[1d20+22 = 33]
[murder intensifies]
[murder intensifies]
[1d20+22 = 41]
even more
even more
[1d20+22 = 34]
and then
and then
[1d20+22 = 31]
blood everywhere
blood everywhere
"Muuuuuuuuuu," Addy says, clearly impresed. She's clinging to the ceiling, btw.
[1d20+22 = 26]
[insane laughter]
[insane laughter]
[1d20+22 = 24]
slash
slash
[1d20+22 = 37]
nearly fumbled there
nearly fumbled there
[1d20+22 = 26]
but not yet
but not yet
[1d20+22 = 40]
*mows down zombies*
*mows down zombies*
-15, didn't take the negatives
Jesus. So Tracy just waded through all of them. Not a single 1, I''m quite surprised.
[1d20+22 = 26]
ooh, crit
ooh, crit
Meanwhile, Thez and Gruu'mac appear at the top of the elevator shaft. Unfortunately, only one has an airwalk enchantment.
Tracy shakes like a dog to rid her shadowy cloak of zombie residue.
"How long were these things here?" she says, poking at a skull
"How long were these things here?" she says, poking at a skull
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