>Mixed NutsTo some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol
>What it doOn weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the ongoing storyline.
>What about me?New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, but non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit) or work with existing players and GM to create a new character. Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk, Taylor Swift,... there's others. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
Currently the party is facing almost certain death. Thez squares off against Igritchkora of Bog, while the party - and Torcuil in particular - have managed to piss off an entire royal court of devils and demons. They're in hell though, so at least their opponents will politely wait their turn.
Previous initiative tally
>>65413 → +Tracy (27)
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Evade Evade! Do not wants!
[1d20 = 6]>>66122Not immediately, it would take time or a team to clear the path.
>>66127Barely escaping the grabby-orc, Meichlos maintains personal boundaries
>>66129So, it's deep, you're saying?
Tracy decides to turn around.
>>66130You can't tell yet, but yeah it do.
Heh heh heh heh
Leaves the small femalish looking thing alone for now
>>66127>>66126Torc shakes his head
"Great, two more idiots"
>>66131Tracy keeps exploring, and decides to check out the immediate areas surrounding the city.
>>66130"I never got to explore the mines before, there was always SOOOOO many grrrr-faces wandering around and horrendous sounds coming from them. It sounded exciting! You think we could get some people to move all those rocks?"
>>66133what did you expect
*tosses chocolate covered gnome to snek* so im guessing you guys are almost ready to go to durpistan?
>>66133T>"What's the tally at now? 8?"
>>66136>Grrrrrr noisesTracy, who's currently in "find something to kill before I die from boredom" mode, seems to brighten up at the suggestion.
"I'd like to try it out eventually."
Turns to torque
"Wut is da mission?"
>>66137Snek pounces out of hiding to eat his treat
>"Fanks Wenos">>66139"Discounting you, me, and Lenos? Yeah, sounds about right"
>>66141"Uh, nothing much currently"
>>66136Is the wall exceedingly thick?
Tracy still has three grenades.
>>66142T>"
Discounting?"
>>66140A>"REALLY?!" she grabs her nose and seems to inflate her cheeks, but what occurs is that her clothes, which are shadows themselves, expand over her body covering it entirely. And then the shadows disperse, and she's gone.
>>66144We're talking a full-scale cave-in.
>>66145"Fine, discounting you"
>>66146She looks at Snek
"Your thoughts?" (yes, she can detect him)
>>66145Tracy nods slowly, then heads back outside.
>>66147>"Well, in my humble opinion everyone but me and Lenos are idiots. No offense to you though.""I hate you"
>"You too"
>>66151The tree falls over, dead. Tracy gets 10 xp
>>66152Kek
>>66147"Where is your oaf of a husband?"
The elf looks says now...
>>66154Her left eyebrow begins spasming irregularly.
"indeed, where
is he?" e_e
>>66154>>66157"ugh, me never drink again"
*drinks more*
>>66158>>66155>>66120walking through the door is a large red Minotaur with one horn and strange markings on his body, with an equally big sword.
* offers tankard to bull* you better drink with me
>>66160"moo! fine. what we drinking today?'
>>66158"Where did you crawl out of? Nevermind, there's more of us. A green-skin in black armor and a half-
sissyelf."
>>66162*draws sword on Greenskin*
>>66164"Please don't, he's afk at the moment," she says, raising her hands pleadingly.
>>66165"hmmmmm ok. do you know where the wood hores is"
>>66163*picks up a tankard of ale*
>>66166"Not currently. I know Addy went to talk to her about a week ago, but I don't know what came of it."
>>66167"me am gonna set up outpost at sil wall, me wanted some fortifications."
>>66168"Thats a good idea. We should scout along the empire as well, I'm sure there are other cities and states we should be aware of. That is,... you guys should consider."
>>66163*takes a sip of the ale*
"hey thats pretty good"
>>66169"More states you say?"
>>66170"Most definitely. The Empire couldn't have been sustained on the products of Sparintenar, Cardashil, Krenshall, Durpistan, and Port Barry alone. I'm sure we'll find a variety of places let alone what's beyond the Sil wall."
I should mention, it was relayed to me that Infernius would have used divination to determine Ben's location and such; he's at Court City, he left Port Barry just after the party departed for Cardashil, and he had already packed to leave. As far as I can tell, that's what Infernius would have gleaned from his available spells.
>>66171i should have gas ben "stereotypical badger" shipiro when i had the chance.
"we need to expand our state, me sure one of those towns would agree to join us. or you know we take by force."
>>66172Yes, you should have, but he answered your questions honestly and truthfully; he is/was not working for Soros.
"I agree, and I'm glad to hear you say it. Addy seems hell bent on transforming Durpistan, and I see no harm in that," she cringes and hesitates before continuing.
"By the way, you can get with the sword-pointing again."
>>66141*jumps up on the table and points sword*
"howd you get out of the facility, you tree nigger?!?"
>>66177>ImprovedNo AoO, roll for attack
Infernius, roll a d20+str plz
[1d20+7 = 25]>>66180>tfw i dont have my character sheet anymore
>>66181His str modifier is +15, he's got the girdle and the arms.
Infernius WINS
Stomping his foot as Gruu'mac rushed him, Infernius lowers his single horned head against the rush. With a sound resembling a thunderous crack, the armored orc collides with the crimson Minotaur, who stands unmoved.
Bounces back loses rest of turn
[1d20+15 = 17]>>66184*grapples the shitskin*
Alright, both roll another d20 + str e_e
I'm pretty pissed off about that phone..
*prowls around countryside, not really doing anything at all*
>>66187"So if you want I'll show you our hidden place! I bet no one has been there yet, we should go there! Its really nice, and it makes a really cozy spot that oversees the whole city!" Addy chatters at Tracy.
>>66189>19Making a most respectful showing overall, Infernius picks Gruu'mac up off the ground just with his bare hands.
>>66190>>66189"how did you escape!?"
>>66190"I don't see why not." Tracy says, turning to follow the cao
>>66191He didn't escape, I mean that he made a good showing, but that Infernius otherwise would pick him up given the strength difference.
Hahaha big sand cow. I concede
>>66192Weaving through a lower section they reach an area with a bunch of corpses laid out in a square room. Fiddling with a pannel at the top of the room, Addy opens an exit. Contemporary people might recognize the device as a lift or elevator of sorts.
"Its up there!" the 4' Addy points.
>>66195Tracy cautiously peers up the elevator shaft.
>>66194"how escape from my prison,orc?"
I am gruu mac!
Soldja to dorfs. The mastas ded an me thinks ded too
Ded killin mastas hahahaha
>>66196Well, all there is is a long and stagnantly dusty elevator shaft with an elevator.
>>66201Tracy cautiously steps onto the elevator, testing for structural integrity.
[1d20 = 14]>>66202A distant creaking sound, but otherwise nothing seems amiss.
>>66199>>66198"you not tree orc communist?"
Don know commist. I am corporal. This can be a big waaaagh wit us.
>>66203Tracy steps on, slowly.
>>66205"wait, you space ork,from daring do book!"
>>66206<creeeeeeeeeeeeeeek>Still good.
>>66207I'm not sure where you're going with that, and yet I suspect I know exactly where
[1d20+21 = 34]>>66208Rolling to sense if i'll die when I press the elevator button.
Has Addy gotten in yet?
>>66210She's already in the elevator,... pointing at the hole in the ceiling that she's too short to climb,...
>>66209"me like orks best, imperium is cool too!"
>>66211Tracy turns into a big horsey and gives her a boost.
>>66213"Neat!" She actually pries open the panel now (cuz how would she pull open a panel she couldn't reach?) and climbs up onto the elevator. She dangles a pretty and shiny chain down the hole. "Here!"
>>66214*grabs shiny thing*
Let me down cow. I have no fight with you.
>>66216"hehe right, sorry. me respect orks."
*lets go of space ork*
Not this space work ting. I am ork.
(Warhammer, black orc, not 40k) ;)
>>66215"You gotta get small and climb it. It'll break if ur big."
>>66220Long elevator shaft, with a ladder.
"Its at the top!" she climbs up ahead of Tracy.
>>66217>>66218"You guys done bro-fisting?" Thez says dryly.
>>66218"hmmmmm tell me about yourself. you got name?"
(infernuis doesn't know about regular warhammer)
>>66221"no."
[1d20+13 = 19]>>66223Climbing to the top of the ladder, Addy reaches another panel, similar to the previous.
"Its just beyond this... right... here!" she says, disablie device checking.
[1d20 = 20]
[1d20+6 = 10]
The mechanism clinks and peels open. A chorus of low and inhuman moans issue from the above chamber.
"Hey now,..."
Tracy, roll for initiative.
[2d20 = 33]
Arms reach out and grab Addy, from the open panel.
[1d20+10 = 30]
Both miss. "Oh shit son!" Addy says, jumping off the ladder.
>>66227Tracy she be in the same square, does she get an AoO?
[2d20 = 13]>>66229Well, Tracy was below Addy on the ladder so no she wouldn't get an AoO.
Addy does a graceful backflip off the ladder, grabs the inside edge of the opening, and flings herself into the room in a defensive posture.
"Oh wow, theres lots,..."
* lenos wanders to the control room and starts looking for the other party members with the monitors*
>>66231The display readout shows a whole lot of greens, a pair of greys, and 2 reds.
Upon further inquiry, it seems that Tracy and Addy are the ones fighting, off in Durpistan.
>>66222I was trained by dorfs, since a lil ting. I learn betta than the savage stupid ones. Best metal ta wear, best ax to chop. Dis shield lets me run the front and no pesky arrows hurt. Break da lines is what I do. Hrrrrm neva tried to break a bull. Dorfs use us, dorfs made mistake. We fight free.
>>66233I assume Tracy can't attack in her [osition, so she retreats to a place where she can.
*jumping up lenos yells for infernious* hey addy and tracy need help
>>66235She's at the top a long ladder, her movement speed is hindered and her only directions are up or down, outside some crazy acrobatics. She could move 10' down the ladder at most. That puts her retreating from where Addy went.
A loud <CLACK> pierces the scene. "I'm not gonna clean up, you faggots!" Addy shouts.
>>66237come here you oaf * he reaches out his hand for the bull*
>>66239*Runs towards lenos*
>>66238>Enhanced mobilityTracy moves upward, knife in maw ready for a fight.
*as lenos's hand makes contact with infernious he casts greater teleport on himself and infernious*
>>66241The entrance is otherwise clear for the moment, Addy seems to have pushed themback enough.
>>66242
>>66243Tracy casts AoD on herself and moves forward into the corridor.
Infernius and Lenos (more the former than the latter) avoid falling down the elevator shaft,... for now, however Tracy gets a face-full of the former's posterior, as he and Lenos appear in a swirl of smoke and magic.
Thez looks at Torcuil and Snek and sighs, then looks at Gruu'mac and Meichlos. "This is pretty common around here. I'm Thez," she looks then at Meichlos, shrugs, and returns to the library area. "Let me know if you have any questions!" she calls after while departing.
I have a question...why the fuck am I here?
Slams drink at bar, starts exploring place
I was off on a hint an then...blam!
Lenos and Infernius appear to find themselves in something of a lobby, or perhaps a transit station. Its an expansive area, with a number of doorways or passages going in different directions.
Oh, there's several dozen zombies also. Addy is standing there with the folding saw in one hand engaging the first 2 of the dozens.
[1d20+25 = 26]>>66246Rolling to tumble past.
>>66252i improve bull rush my way to her.
*draws his new sword axe thingy* finally i get to test this out
>>>>66250Kill, be killd, kill wide othas. It is da way of tings
>>66248Thez' head appears from a railing overhead. "Hard o say. It depends on you really. Some are here because they were so awesome that they were brought to a new life. Others find themselves here to settle old scores. In rare cases, ppl have pissed off one or more divine creatures and is cursed so to speak. Its really a case by case basis."
>>66255Tracy loses her footing. Roll to prevent from falling.
>>66254Roll modified strength
[1d20+25 = 30]>>66258Reflex?
>>66260Alright, fine,... Tracy grabs the lip and avoids falling overlong.
>>66259Infernius tramples 2 zombies and makes to Addy's side while Lenos shakes his head, drawing his sword-axe
[8d20 = 111]
Infernius and Lenos, roll initiative. Zombies move.
And,... Addy is torn into pieces by attacking zombies who feast on her flesh and quickly devour her entrails. But then, her form dissipates into shadowy vapor.
Zombies turn and look at Infernius. Their turn is expended, but they're clearly intent.
>>66267If Tracy's in reach of the zombies, she attempts a whirlwind attack on each of them with her chain. If not, she pushes forward and Tramples as many as she can.
>>66268Tracy can climb inside the room, as her choice of action. She could also activate abilities or draw weapons, per her preference.
Does thorough search of tower except hallway of trapped doors.
>>66270Tracy draws Dark (free action) and enters the room, now fighting defensively (+4 AC).
>>66272She enters behind Lenos, who is behind Infernius, who is facing a swarm.
[1d20+10 = 25]
*lenos swings his new weapon at a zombie*
>>66272"Shtuped shombies..!" she curses around her weapon as she climbs up
>>66274Lenos's new sword explodes in flames as it collides with the zombie. We needn't roll damage, he'd need all 1s to not kill it.
Can Tracy attack now?
How many zombies are visible?
Goes to thaz in library. "Where is the bull?"
[3d20 = 36]>>66277"it time to have zombbq"
"burn"
>>66280"Probably getting himself injured somewhere. He'll be back soon I'm sure. What can I hep you with?"
>>66281Squish, squish, squish, Infernius' Greatsword divides whole chunks of zombie. If he has cleave, apply 1 for each attack (3 total).
>>66283"I don't like your tone newbie. How quickly do you wanna get there?"
Hrrmmmm, bull is fool, strong fool needs shield. I have shield. Put me there.
[1d20+22 = 41]
Tracy lashes out with her chain in a whirlwind attack, taking a 5 foot step between every attack to polish off as many zombies as she can
>>66285"Hmmm. Alright then," she grabs his arm and <whooof>
They both appear at the top of the elevator shaft. Gruu'mac, roll a d20+dex
[1d20+22 = 42]
It's a bloodbath
[1d20+22 = 36]
right through it
[1d20+22 = 38]
slash, slash motherfucker
[1d20+22 = 34]
like a whirling frenzy
[1d20+22 = 33]
[murder intensifies]
[1d20+22 = 31]
blood everywhere
"Muuuuuuuuuu," Addy says, clearly impresed. She's clinging to the ceiling, btw.
[1d20+22 = 26]
[insane laughter]
[1d20+22 = 37]
nearly fumbled there
[1d20+22 = 26]
but not yet
[1d20+22 = 40]
*mows down zombies*
-15, didn't take the negatives
Jesus. So Tracy just waded through all of them. Not a single 1, I''m quite surprised.
>>66317Now imagine all of that happening
in three seconds.
[happy hoers noises
Meanwhile, Thez and Gruu'mac appear at the top of the elevator shaft. Unfortunately, only one has an airwalk enchantment.
Tracy shakes like a dog to rid her shadowy cloak of zombie residue.
"How long were these things here?" she says, poking at a skull
[1d20 = 11]>>66323Infernius' face betrays a bit of comprehension.
"Oh fuck not again," Thez says as Gruu'mac falls about 50' to collide against the ground