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Ebil Nuts
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64148
64150
>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,… love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,….).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.

For the time being the party has successfully conquered the Gigajew, and through the tunnels beneath has all-kinds-of tortured to almost death (there will be more) James Alefantis and several patrons/staff of Comet Ping Pong. Through this tunnel network, there is only one direction to go, and that is the upper path, which seems to lead toward the usurped Trump Tower.
1021 replies and 18 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65178
>>65177
"Shhhh!"
*sweat drips*
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65179
Does the door close or what?
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65180
65182
>>65176
One of the flesh-bags nods.
The doors close as the elevator section fills with flesh-bags. I did say it was like 20. They fill and start jabbering to one another about "Pawn Stars" and other random things. Eventually, as the elevator goes wherever its going (it feels to shift up, to the left, and then back down again) the one fleshbag who nodded earlier walks up and says. "Hibbity hooblah."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65181
Fun fact: the close door button on an elevator doesn't actually do anything. It's only there for comfort; to make passengers feel like they have more control over the elevator.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65182
65183
>>65180
"Hibbity, jibbity, Swamp Loggers."
NoyBA
?
No.65183
65184 65185
Oekaki.png
[2d20 = 16]
>>65182
"Hoooblah?!?!?!" says the flesh-bag, and not just him. A ripple of "Hibbity!" "Hooblah!" and "Hibbity Hooblah!" ripples outward. The one fleshbag contorts its face, and screeches, "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
Roll for initiative.
Tracy is the upper circle, on the right is a data screen-looking thing, and theres 11 fleshbags on either side
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65184
>>65183
I thought they'd like that show...
UCAK4
?
No.65185
[1d20 = 14]
>>65183
Stix initiative
rjnHI
?
No.65186
65187
[1d20+7 = 15]
Praise Epona for Uncanny Dodge
"Looks like these guys hate History channel as much as I do" Tracy hisses, clutching her defending dagger in her mouth
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65187
65189
>>65186
Tracy has about 5 attacks of opportunity
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65188
65195
Stix has 3 attacks of opportunity
rjnHI
?
No.65189
65190 65191 65193
[5d20 = 50]
>>65187
With the sword, in a whirling frenzy
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65190
>>65189
each of those should have a +24 modifier
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65191
65192
>>65189
The fleshbags part easily and readily, falling into a rapidly decomposing pile of filth not unlike what was coming out of the waste chute.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65192
>>65191
Tracy's nose wrinkles, but she remains focused
"Does anyone else want some!?" she screams at the remaining flesh-bags
Anonymous
LFMYp
?
No.65193
65196
>>65189
How are you claiming a +24 attack? The base attack of a level 13 Rogue is +9, and 4 levels of duelist adds +4. You never listened Weapon Finesse as one of your feats, but if you had, that only adds +5 for 18. And then the cane sword was described as having a +2 enchantment for a total of +20
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65194
65197
Meanwhile, Snek emerges from the waste disposal tube at a hub of such tubes, each with distinguishable odors emanating from them. This hub seems located in a centralized point, near the inside of the wall. There are two fleshbags on hand who do not detect Snek in any conceivable way.
UCAK4
?
No.65195
65198
[3d20 = 21]
>>65188
Three attacks with +4
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65196
>>65193
The sword is +2? Hmm, it's less than the chain then.
rZoLl
?
No.65197
65199
[1d20+10 = 24]
>>65194
Snek hides real quick, waiting to see if anything else shows up
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65198
65200
>>65195
One fleshbag gets its face kicked in, while another takes an arrow to the dome. There are currently 13 fleshbags in the room, staring freakishly. Tracy has cleared all the ones adjacent to her, and she has initiative.
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65199
65201
>>65197
Nothing else presents its self. The two fleshbags seem to be performing some sort of repetitive task. One of them mentions something to the other about Honey Boo Boo, or some such nonsense.
rjnHI
?
No.65200
65202
[1d20 = 6]
>>65198
Tracy steps threateningly towards the fleshbags, stepping around the piles of ooze
"You bitches want some?!" she shouts, her sword pointed out in front of her
Intimidate
rZoLl
?
No.65201
65211
[1d20-10 = 5]
[1d20+14 = 29]
>>65199
Snek decides to try a terrible idea.
Sniping.
+14 is the attack roll, -10 is the subsequent hide check
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65202
65204
>>65200
Intimidate fail, but initiative maintained
Stix is next
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65203
Meanwhile, at the expanse otherwise seeming to be a gate, Thez stands there with her arms crosse. "I'm sorry about this, but there are certain norms that are requisite, at least initially. I can't just kick the door in. Besides, I imagine that Football may have a significant role to play in this."
UCAK4
?
No.65204
65205
[3d20 = 28]
>>65202
I heard it said that all you need to fix life’s troubles is duct tape, barbed wire, and arrows. Well... I may have added that last part.

Stix fires 3 arrows at the next target. 9/4/4
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65205
65208
>>65204
One arrow skimming off a bag, the other two hit their targets with precision. 5 bags rush in from the right, 6 from the left. Tracy gets another 5 attacks of opportunity, Stix another three, and at the end of the round (if she wants) she can still choose her action, since she's been deferring
rjnHI
?
No.65206
65207
[5d20 = 27]
Tracy stabs every one of the oncoming fatties.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65207
>>65206
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
UCAK4
?
No.65208
65209
[3d20 = 38]
>>65205
“Doesn’t look like scaring them with words or bloodshed is doing any good.”
Another three attacks with +4.
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65209
>>65208
THP THP THP another 3 bags fall. A small handful remain, and they're messing with the data console thing
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65210
65212
C-can Tracy attack now?
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65211
>>65201
The sniping attempt is perfectly successful, but the hide check is not. Several fleshbags swarm Snek's position
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65212
65213
>>65210
Yes. She's been able to attack this whole time, she's just been biding it, per your request
rjnHI
?
No.65213
65214
[3d20 = 32]
>>65212
Tracy lashes out with her chain at the ones closest to the data console, and prepares to attack any others who approach it.
Then she steps towards it.
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65214
65215
>>65213
Good enough. Before any of the bags can alert anyone, and before the elevator reaches its destination, Tracy and Stix eliminate the existing threats. If they'd stood still the whole time, they could have avoided that. Oh well. The elevator opens to a large corridor running adjacent to the wall with a number of levers and switches,
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65215
65216
>>65214
"Well... That happened..." Tracy says a little nervously as she steps out
She proceeds to further examine the hallway.
Anonymous
UCAK4
?
No.65216
65217
>>65215
“Wait. The bodies. What if they are found?”
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65217
>>65216
"Fuck. Good call."
Tracy whirls around for a corner or something to drag the carcasses into
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65218
An echoing THUD reverberates up and down the entirety of the wall
(I'm skipping a bit, sue me. I got what I needed anywhow). Small sections widen by a few inches, every few feet Individually they amount to nothing, but collectively the entire wall of the fortress facing the remainder of the party shudders and flexes open at one end.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65219
Brad gets a vague emotional wave that feels like "I DID SOMETHING", from beyond the fortress.
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65220
65222
Thez gestures for everyone to proceed, deliberately waiting until last to enter. To her satisfaction, no one seems to be attacking. Through semi-adjacent archways, Tracy sees them enter, in a larger paved area leading to a strange monolith.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65222
>>65220
Tracy makes sure the coast is clear, before slowly and furtively making her way towards the rest of the group.
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65223
65227
>>65221
Yes. Except, there are fleshbags in front of them. Trump has 2 attacks of opportunity
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65226
>>65224
I said Trump gets (tho he's entitled to use those dice if he wants)
eLfii
?
No.65227
65228
[2d20 = 24]
>>65223
Quick draw Vanderiem. Render Offal
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65228
>>65227
Quickly bisecting fleshbags in their surprise, Trump fells the last of the opposition along the outer gate. They have now officially entered the house of Bogdanoff, but only time will tell how successful they are at finding the throne.
rjnHI
?
No.65237
P39XXas36n-6.png
[ghost DOOTing]
rjnHI
?
No.65238
*sits on Brad*
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65241
65243 65244
f6a.jpg
*covers knives in knife oil*
*covers fur in vest oil*
"So, we gonna slay some bitches or what?"
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65242
65247
Where last we left, Trump had just severed two flesh-bags in a manner not dissimilar to that of two enlarged watermelons. The gate, and the walled city stands before the party. It is a structure that stretches impossibly high and overwhelmingly solid.
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65243
>>65241
>Torc covers spells in spell oil
"I wouldn't mind getting out of here"
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65244
65246
>>65241
*hands sword*
"Pls put poison in sword."
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65245
Gay marriage 4 lyfe
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65246
65248
>>65244
"You know how to use this stuff, big guy? It's dangerous if you don't know how to handle it.."
devils are immune to poison, btw
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65247
65250
>>65242
Does Infernuis think an earthquake would help?
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65248
65249
>>65246
"Me know not to cut self or friends with it like this"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65249
65252
>>65248
Tracy gives him a look like she really doesn't trust he knows what he's doing, but gives him a dose of bloodroot anyway.
"Say, you got a spell that could boost me, or my blades?"
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65250
65252
>>65247
Not at the moment. I mean, would he?
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65252
65253 65254 65260
>>65249
"Yea me have plenty, want to be more fast?"
>>65250
It depends on how good the walls are.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65253
65257
>>65252
"Speed is always helpful."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65254
>>65252
I'd wait until we're inside the building. Use it to collapse the hallways enemies approach us by.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65255
*sharpens daggers*
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.65256
65258 65259
*Utters a prayer to most holy Elway*
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65257
>>65253
*casts cats grace*
*casts magic weapon*
"You cut better and be faster."

Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65258
>>65256
nice pali
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65259
65261
>>65256
*casts bulls strength*
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65260
65263
>>65252
The floors blend with the walls, and vice versa. It seems structurally reinforced to an absurd degree. Thez steps aside for a moment, giving a handful of things to Addy, hissing briefly at any attempt to question.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.65261
Yeah_Pegasus_YEAH!!_S2E22.png
>>65259
"YEAH!"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65262
"Where did that weeb go?" Tracy wonders aloud, looking around for the ninja horse.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65263
65264
>>65260
*casts cats grace on addy*
*casts protection from evil*
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65264
65266
>>65263
Addy, with a rather shell-shocked look on her face says, "No, here. Like this," and holding out a midnight-blue stone says an incomprehensible word. As she does so, a vapid coalescence fills in around the party, evident only in peripheral vision.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65265
Dya9W4p.jpg
*oiling intensifies*
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65266
65267
>>65264
"what hell was that?"
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65267
65269
>>65266
"Mommy's stone," she says.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65268
65270 65271
HueqjTe.jpg
>is now covered in slippery magick oil, along with all her blades
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65269
65270
>>65267
"Addy me love you, me will do everything me can to make sure you are safe"
*hugs*
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65270
65272 65277
>>65268
Creepy
>>65269
"..."
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.65271
65273
>>65268
"Disgusting. Would not hug"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65272
8xSBDJn.jpg
>>65270
It's an old computer: reaction image folders from when I was a /b/tard.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65273
65274
>>65271
[sad pony noises]
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.65274
>>65273
"Uh. Uh. Aww"

*gently and lightly pats head with palm*
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65275
65276
*humps leg one last time, seeing as they'll probably die*
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.65276
65278
>>65275
"I'll think of you sometimes as I play on Mile High Field"
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65277
>>65270
*hugs tighter*
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65278
65282
>>65276
"Hey brad, how you holding up?"
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65279
form.png
Okay. Displayed is proposed formation. Trump and Fae can be either forward position, Addy is in purple, Torcuil in green cuz already 2 yellow characters
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65280
65281
Lenos is marked, Kiynen has the line, Infernius is red, Addy is purple, Tracy is blue, Stix can be anywhere, flanking and taking advantage of cover throughout
Anonymous
rjnHI
?
No.65281
65283 65284
>>65280
Tracy has 7 AoOs with that Dex buff, so she'll stay back and kill off anything that approaches, or stab anything that breaks the line in readied action.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.65282
>>65278
"I'm okay. Better than I was"
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65283
65284
>>65281
Yes. With her reach, Tracy shares 1st AoO with either Lenos or Kiynen, depending on which side the inbound comes from (the line indicates the tail-range of either)
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.65284
65285 65286
>>65283
>>65281
The additional number of attack of opportunities doesn't necessarily mean more than one attack of opportunity, it just means that where there is more than one opportunity to make an attack, you may make up to that number of attacks in a round. A single opponent moving into or out of a threatened area still only counts as a single opportunity, for a single attack
Anonymous
rjnHI
?
No.65285
65287
>>65284
I know. It just means she can stab 7 different enemies approaching. Good to keep you and Fae from getting flanked/pinned.
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65286
>>65284
Yes, I apologize if I suggested or indicated otherwise
Anonymous
rjnHI
?
No.65287
65291
>>65285
She has Opportunist too, so she'll get at least 1 AoO per round anyway.
Also, where she is, anyone who breaks the front line will be flanked, so she'll put one through anyone who gets near Torc/Infernius.
Anonymous
rjnHI
?
No.65288
Actually, drawing straight lines, she could flank a few coming from the front too.
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65291
65292
>>65287
As long as she doesn't miss and accidentally put one through Torcuil himself
Anonymous
rjnHI
?
No.65292
>>65291
Well, he's behind her, so he's out of the go-to stabbing zone.
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65293
>Snek continues to slaughter fleshbags
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65294
*loads pockets with bits of Bog's expensive decorations and antiquities*
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65295
65296 65299
So where we last left off, the party is still standing before a great and massive door that leads into the Bogdanoff house, which has supremacy over all the noble houses of Hell. There are no things for Tracy to steal by the way. Several buffs have been passed around (I'm gonna need a complete listing btw, though everyone has Cloak of Chaos re: Addy)
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65296
65297
>>65295
What's the architecture look like? A style in mind?
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65297
65298 65300
>>65296
Bleak. Absence of resources. In fact, about the least-hospitable structure you can ever think to have observed.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65298
>>65297
Just from the outside, or do devils have no sense of taste?
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65299
>>65295
"This looks festive"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65300
>>65297
"Hmmm.. I expected something fancier.." Tracy says, with a disappointed tone
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65301
65302 65303 65304 65306
"We haven't gotten inside. I'm sure it will be plenty extravagant," Thez says, walking toward the side of the door, from which she knocks 3 times, slowly and distinctively.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65302
>>65301
*watches intently*
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65303
>>65301
*points sword towards the door*
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65304
>>65301
"Is this the part where we start killing?"
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65305
65308
With a sound something like a hiss and a gasp, the massive gate (which is only one door, rather than being a double-door, for some reason) sucks inward, and then slowly retreats along the hinges. From the inside, the party is greeted with a dazzling array of refracted light and brightness. The whole interior is a-glow, and its resplendence is intense and jarring.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.65306
65307
>>65301
"Where does he keep his army?"
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65307
65309 65318
>>65306
"Not in his house certainly. Ordinarily it would be strewn across the plains of Gehenna, but who knows now that he's working with demons," she spits out.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65308
>>65305
"~Ooooooooooooh!"
>wingding eyes
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65309
65310
>>65307
"Uh do demons and devils have anything they weak against?"
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65310
65311
>>65309
"Silver, holy shit,... not much else to be honest."
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65311
65314
>>65310
"Uh, anything they are strong against?"
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65312
65315
The interior of the facility looks like an endless hallway, refined to the last degree with all manner of resplendence (gilt, precious stones, royalty beyond imagination. As Tracy (cuz I know she's thinking it) none of it is remove-able. In fact, she finds that everything not nailed down is in fact nailed down in a sense. The whole area has some type of provision preventing thievery (cuz they absolutely don't get thieves in hell,....)
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65313
"If they have organs, I can kill 'em." Tracy says
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65314
65316 65317
>>65311
"Some of 'em look like bugs. Don't use fire against those ones. Also, most of them have some protection against fire, so that's really not a solid choice."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65315
>>65312
[grumbles about not having the time to hack shit off of the ground]
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65316
65320
>>65314
"How do they feel about electricity?"
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65317
>>65314
"Noted, don't use fire"
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.65318
65319 65320
>>65307
"Aren't demon's generally opposed to infernals?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65319
>>65318
"They sound like the kind of guys who are opposed to everything..."
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65320
65321
>>65318
"Is any of this ordinary?"
>>65316
"Some are less susceptible, but I don't know of any that are immune."
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65321
65324
>>65320
"Cold?"
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65322
65323 65325 65326
With a quick glance around the area, as well as inside, Thez strides boldly into the building. It looks reminiscent of the scene in LOTR before the Balrog attacks, except everything is shiny and gilt. There's an endless array of hallways branching off in every direction, none of which are marked in any way.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65323
>>65322
Tracy follows suit, keeping her senses sharp.
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65324
65326
>>65321
"Same as electricity, which is odd considering some devils specialize in ice, but are immune to fire." o_O
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65325
>>65322
*moves with the group*
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65326
>>65322
"Hey wait for me"
>>65324
"That's pretty fucking strange"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65327
65330
>energyplebs
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65328
65329 65330
As the party moves forward into the building, a few fleshbags in the area gasp and hide in various areas as available. A sound of whispering emanates from throughout.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65329
>>65328
*tries to act cocky*
>is actually nervous
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65330
65334
>>65327
Tracy's energy is knife
>>65328
Torc is nervous
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65331
65333 65336
A posh phantasm that looks vaguely reminiscent of Squidward from Avengers movie coalesces in front of Thez, and thereby the party.
"Commoner! What business have you in the Grand house of Bogdanoff?!"
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65332
"In fact, how did you even get into the building?"
T>"We came in the front gate. It was open, and seemed welcoming," Thez says with a sneer.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65333
65335 65339
>>65331
*spits at spook*
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65334
65336
>>65330
Good point.
*charges knife-energy*
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65335
>>65333
Checked
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65336
65337
>>65331
>realizes the outside isn't a vacuum so Torc can't do that thing
>>65334
Daily stupid ideas: Take one level in soulknife to literally have knife energy
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65337
65338 65342
>>65336
I would've been that, but Tracy already has physical knives as part of her character. They're currently well-oiled.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65338
bd5.jpg
>>65337

Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65339
65340 65342
>>65333
Nice trips.
"I see you lot are of a more contemptible variety. What claim do you have to present yourself in this house. Answer quickly, I have no time or patience for,... lower-classed."
Thez sneers again. "I claim right to challenge the master of the house."
To this, the phantasm disappears with a gasp.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65340
>>65339
"Ha faggot get rekt!"
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65341
65344
The phantasm reappears momentarily. "Preposterous! All who have right of claim are present in the throne room. There are none others who have this right!"
"As principle of the house of Thez, I challenge the master of Baatorr."
"The house of,... who did you say?"

Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65342
65343
>>65337
Like I said, daily stoopid idea
>>65339
"Thez, why did the clarinet player disappear?"
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65343
65346 65349
Thez looks sidelong at Kiynen, and gives a slight nod.
In response, Kiynen douses the phantasm in acid.
>>65342
"Because what we're doing is unprecedented. Ordinarily, challengers don't walk in the front gate. To be honest, only a fool would do that. Except, that's our only option."
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65344
65345
>>65341
"She said house of THEZ you cock sucking faggot"
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65345
The clarinet player dissolves rapidly, in a fit of "No u!".
>>65344
"Don't mind him, he's inconsequential. Besides, I'm sure the message was received."
And indeed it was.
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65346
65347 65348 65352
>>65343
"Good thing none of us where smart enough to run away from this"
Except Snek, the fucking asshole
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65347
>>65346
kek
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65348
65351
>>65346
"He gets flayed later"
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.65349
65350
>>65343
Whispering to Thez
"Didn't these people manage to take down all other rivals?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65350
>>65349
*firmly grasps leg*
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65351
>>65348
"Who gets flayed?"
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65352
65354 65356 65357
>>65346
Don't worry, I haven't forgotten about Snek.
The scene begins to distort and spin around the party, almost dizzyingly. As the apparent surroundings begin to blur with eachother, a resounding (and curiously familiar) <CRACK> resounds.

Suddenly, the party finds themselves standing in a very large and open area, spacious almost like a Football field, except marble floors and wicked finery. At one end is a ziggurat, upon which sits the most massive infernal that has ever been seen (even considering Soros). This creatures bears two heads, both with monstrous chins. A low rumbling, vaguely reminiscent of a chuckle, resonates throughout the chamber. Along the walls (which are impossibly far away, as though this 'room' is a dimension in its self) are all manner of diabolical and abyssal creatures (more the former than the latter) all whispering amongst themselves in hushed tones.
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65353
"You're uglier than the last time I saw you. Where's your brother?" Thez announces challengingly.
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65354
>>65352
Oh I know you haven't forgotten him.

"Is this a basketball court?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65355
65356
*leg-grasping intensifies*
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.65356
>>65352
>almost like a Football Field
"Anyone else ready to play?"

>>65355
*pets*
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65357
>>65352
*fills mind with thought of hitler and gassing bogs*
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65358
65359 65361 65362
The massive Bog-creature smirks from both its mouths. Wordlessly, it booms from the rafters.
WELCOME TO MY HOUSE, PRINCIPLE OF,... THEZ? PLEASED I AM THAT THE RUMORS OF YOUR DEMISE WERE UNFOUNDED. BY ALL INDICATION THERE WERE NONE LEFT, EXCEPT PERHAPS AN INSIGNIFICANT FLEA.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65359
>>65358
"Me gonna laugh when thez gasses you faggots"
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.65361
65368
>>65358
"Have you heard the Word of Football, good sir?"
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65362
65368
>>65358
"Pssst, Thez. Is this who we're supposed to kill?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65363
Tracy just draws-out her knives an hunkers down for the oncoming blood-orgy.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.65364
Trumpaladin pulls out a cheap necklace, the sort which you attach dog tags to, places the the Ring of Protection on it, and then hangs it around Fae's Neck
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65365
65366
Torc decides finally try his ear cuff of blinking, and also activates his shield.
At a glance he looks very confident, but those really focusing on him will notice a bit of fear.
eLfii
?
No.65366
65367
[4d2 = 7]
[4d20 = 40]
>>65365
Testing poking
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65367
>>65366
Wouldn't you roll d%?

"Oww, you fucking cunt"
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65368
65370 65371
>>65361
>ignored
not discouraging, in fact do it
"A flea, perhaps. But this flea has ebola. Get off that throne," Thez says menacingly.
>>65362
"He's mine. The rest are yours."

Anonymous
rjnHI
?
No.65369
65373
Are Adeline and Ponimaru visible?
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65370
65372
>>65368
"Okay, good luck"
Torc then trys to figure out where 'the rest' are
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65371
>>65368
"Hitler will BTFO you. You fucking cunt face!"
Anonymous
rjnHI
?
No.65372
65373
>>65370
Literally all around us.
It's a kill-circle.
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65373
65375 65376
>>65369
Adeline is hanging back in formation. Ponimaru hasn't been seen since his first appearance.
>>65372
Yeah, kinda

Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65374
I chop some guys in half.
Anonymous
rjnHI
?
No.65375
65377
>>65373
Are there enemies behind the formation?
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65376
>>65373
Is it initiative time?
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65377
>>65375
None immediately. There's a wide berth between the group (formation) and the surrounding.
Sneering menacingly, Igritchkora looks to a pedestal on his right, on which a sphere rests. The sphere levitates off the pedestal.
YOU ARE A FOOL. HOWEVER, YOUR RIGHT TO BE A FOOL IS UNDENIABLE
Igritchkora begins to stand, beams and wafts of energy sucking into the throne as he does so. Upon standing upright from the throne, the Bog appears to be an ordinary man in a neat suit, except with two heads.
"WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS" he intones, this more verbally than previous.
"No weapons, no items, no equipment of any kind."
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65378
65379 65380
"YOUR WAGER?"
"Your head on a pike."
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65379
65385
>>65378
"Well uh, this is interesting"
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65380
>>65378
"Kick his ass thez!"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65381
65382
*readies blades*
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65382
65385
>>65381
>Torc continues to blink through existence
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65383
"YOU SHALL HAVE YOUR CHANCE." he says, standing before the throne. "DO NOT REGRET THIS CHOICE," he says with a smirk.

Thez adopts a fighting stance, casting Shield on herself as she does so. Bog casts Unholy Aura.
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65384
65386 65387 65391
Casting a sidelong glance at the party, Thez whispers. "Thank you, all of you. When everything happened, I lost all hope. I won't lose.'
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65385
65387
>>65382
*Takes a full-round action to gain concealment with cloak*
>>65379
"Pssst! Neet, make my sword invisible."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65386
>>65384
*Salutes*
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.65387
65389
>>65385
Suddenly, a small, thin beam shoots from Torc's finger.
Tracy's knife gains the mythical powers of John Cena and lets out a whisper of "You can't see me"
>>65384
"Good luck Thez"
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65388
65390 65392 65393
And with that, the battle between Thez and Bog begins. And as it does so, some chatter comes from the periphery. None if it is expressly directed at the party, but much of it seems to relate. Comments of "I want that one," and "I have dibs on the shiny motherfucker," start to echo and resound from the surrounding masses.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65389
>>65387
"Thanks, neet."
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.65390
>>65388
"ELWAY HAS DIBS ON ALL OF YOUR ASSES!"
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65391
thez.png
>>65384
"You can do it!"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.65392
tracy__i_think_thats_the_name__by_luckysmores-d5hk6fk-1.png
>>65388
*Stretches lewdly*
[Cocky pony noises]
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.65393
>>65388
"Me never skull fuck a devil before,should be fun!"
Anonymous
NoyBA
?
No.65394
65395 65396 65398
So, we have two dragons (are they in dragon form? I don't think so so far), a shiny paladin, a murder hoers, a skinny guy, a dirty hoers, a pissy dragonne, a bull,... am I forgetting anyone? Cuz 'they're' pulling lots to see who gets to eat you first.