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Ebil Nuts
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64148
64150
>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,… love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,….).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.

For the time being the party has successfully conquered the Gigajew, and through the tunnels beneath has all-kinds-of tortured to almost death (there will be more) James Alefantis and several patrons/staff of Comet Ping Pong. Through this tunnel network, there is only one direction to go, and that is the upper path, which seems to lead toward the usurped Trump Tower.
1021 replies and 21 files omitted.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64351
>>64350
"Say again Thez? Focus on what?"
3ZTGM
?
No.64352
[6d10 = 28]

Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64353
>>64349
>"Shit..." Tracy thinks, as she slowly creeps through the darkness, preparing to dodge the first wave of the oncoming blood-orgy.
>>64350
"Umm.. ugh, okay."
*focuses*


Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64354
"Whooof, whish, swoop, whaff, swish, floooo" whisles as Thez exerts herself.
cy
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64355
64357 64361
Nex\\t is Trump, Snek, Fae, and Tra
Anonymous
E4WKi
?
No.64356
>>64350
"Me not so good at focusing"
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64357
64358
>>64355
He does this >>64337

Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64358
64359
>>64357
Glowing, radiating with the power of Football, Trump swings and decimates every sequential foe. Vapors and whisps of opponent drift along him like dust, as his attacks render the zone safER

Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64359
64360
>>64358
Praise Elway
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64360
Amidst the barrage, and in the absence of phantoms and phasms, the battlefield - that is, the tower - seems clear
>>64359
Don't get cocky
rjnHI
?
No.64361
64362
[4d20 = 32]
>>64355
Tracy has no idea wtf is going on, but instinctively stabs whatever is ahead of her.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64362
64363
>>64361
At least the last roll should've hit...
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64363
64365
>>64362
Possible crit too.
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64364
"Uh so, we gonna attack them?"
>"Yes"
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64365
64366
>>64363
What weapon? You said "chain" last round
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64366
>>64365
She's using her sword now.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64367
64369 64370
As Stix readies his bow, as Tracy lunges forward with battle-lust (not my idea Xp), as Trump and Fae and Torcuil and Lenos and Kiyne gradually invade the ambient darkness, a sound issues throughout.
"Youoweusmoney!"
"ThsFUCKINGhuman!"
"ItISthatfuckinghumanISN'Tit!?"
"Thisisallyourfaultyouknpw?"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64368
All the while, a whooshing sound resonates and echoes throughout
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64369
>>64367
If the room is evidently cleared, Fae peers out, and walks out towards the stairs
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64370
>>64367
Torc looks like an arrow has been shot in his chest.
"M-my fault?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64371
"I have no idea what I'm doing..." Tracy mumbles as she advances forward, clueless and nervous, but confident in her reflexes.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64372
64373 64375
"Weweresupposedtobesidecharacters!"
"IrrelevantNPCs,"
"ButNO,thisfuckinghuman,"
"NOWLOOKATUS!"
As tje last of the whispering voices finishes, a single solitary figure seems to stand before the bulk of the party, amidst the main area of the tower.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64373
64374
>>64372
*stares awkwardly at figure as faggot tries to make heads or tails of the situation*
"... Eheheh.. Hello.."
3ZTGM
?
No.64374
[4d20 = 61]
>>64373
Before Tracy, dangling from several different length chains, are several otherwise small figures smothered in black leather with a hint of blood throughout. Oh, one of them has their face exposed by hooks. They're all gnomish in height, and there seem to be four of them, who dash off with a chuckle as soon as they're observed
>dice
all 4
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64375
>>64372
>"Torc? Torc?! SNAP OUT OF IT"
Snek slaps Torc across the face
"-IT'S BULLSHIT, I DID NAWT... Oh, Hi Snek"
Torc then notices the strange figure
"Oh"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64376
"What the fuck..?" Is all Tracy can make out before an attack hits her

Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64377
64378 64380 64381 64382 64384
So we gonna fight now? Or are we gonna pretend that the creepy almost-gnomes are friends?
Everyone, roll for initiative.
Plz keep in mind visibility is magically minimal, and darkvision is currently negated
eLfii
?
No.64378
[1d20 = 5]
[1d20+6 = 24]
>>64377
ROLLING INITIATIVE!!!
3ZTGM
?
No.64379
[1d20+4 = 21]
[1d20 = 19]

E4WKi
?
No.64380
[1d20 = 15]
>>64377

rZoLl
?
No.64381
64389
[2d20 = 28]
>>64377
Rolling
Highest is Snek
rjnHI
?
No.64382
64385
[1d20+7 = 13]
>>64377
Rolling.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64383
Damn, that's some high AF initiative rolls
UCAK4
?
No.64384
64387
[1d20 = 1]
>>64377
Stix initiative.
Deja vu all over again
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64385
>>64382
Why do I consistently roll 6's on every initiative?!
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64386
Except Stix. Not ur fault, but dude
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64387
>>64384
Rest in peace dude
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64388
64392
So naturally, Stix goes first. The party is beset on all sides by weird-creepy-vaporous wtfe's. Your move?
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64389
64391
>>64381
Eat them.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64390
Now in dealing with creepy-weirds previously, Stix probably knows that the sanctity of the weapon/object/site determines the strength of the opponent, so aside from immdediate zombies he knows that undead want to eat and not get eaten. Thez and Snek to follow
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64391
>>64389
10/10 strategy
UCAK4
?
No.64392
64393
[3d20 = 16]
>>64388
Umm... ok?

“We are surrounded!”
Stix shoots the closest... thing three times with his magic bow
9/9/4 modifiers
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64393
I should also indicate that among the protagonists are 10 targets, in order:
1 Thez
2 Addy
3 Infernius/Stix
4Tracy/Torc
5 Trump
6 Stix
7 Lenos
8 Kiynen
The list is not time-specific, but its close.
>>64392
A rasping sound issues from the darkness, nothing else seeming relevant.
3ZTGM
?
No.64394
[1d20 = 7]
[4d20 = 26]
CGB1> 4x Grapple
Addy> Sunder strike!
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64395
64396
So as something, evident only by a whirling sound for most of the party, yet obviously adversarial, begins to encroach, neither its strikes nor Addy's strikes are successful. Lucky dice on that too. Xp
E4WKi
?
No.64396
[3d20 = 35]
>>64395
Full round attack on the ankle biters
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64397
64398
@ancap
There's 2 above, one ahead, and one back and to the left. All have concealment
rZoLl
?
No.64398
64399
[1d20+11 = 30]
[1d20 = 12]
>>64397
Yes but that's not what I'm asking.
Fuck it.
Snek mlems a couple times to sight his target, then fires.
+11 is the shot, the one without modifiers is the mlem check.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64399
64401
>>64398
Nice shot
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64400
64402 64403
<blam> echoes throughout, as Snek cuts the silence and motion with the sound of a gat. A slow shuffling suggests that something collapsed(ed) followed by a low an reverberating REEEEEE
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64401
>>64399
Very nice shot actually.
The mlem check isn't as good tho...
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64402
>>64400
Oh hey that actually worked
>"I've always wanted to shoot a gnome, you can help me cook him later"
"Fine, this one time"
eLfii
?
No.64403
[3d20 = 24]
[4d20 = 42]
>>64400
Trumpaladin swings at the one ahead, or at least, at the one nearest

"Get out of my tower!"

Add Divine might because like 5 or 4 uses remain today, so why not?

Fae lunges at a different one, perhaps one above if she can reach, and one to the back if she cannot.
rjnHI
?
No.64404
64405
[3d20 = 23]
Tracy makes a full round attack at the nearest creature with her chain.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64405
>>64404
God dammit!
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64406
64408
"...."
"...."
"!!!!"
"REEEEEEEE!!!"
"--EEEEEEEEE--"
"--whooooosh--!"
3ZTGM
?
No.64408
[12d20 = 134]
>>64406
Ahem. Amidst the darkness, only one figure presents its self, which promptly gets skull-capped (thanks Snek). Otherwise, chains dart out from the darkness.
3ZTGM
?
No.64409
[4d4+16 = 27]
[2d4+8 = 16]

Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64410
64412
Fae takes damage, Trump takes damage, and <whoof, strike, wrestle> Thez takes damage. Thez is engaged in a grapple.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64411
64413
Infernius and Stix have next move. Visibility is blocked, commotion is evident, and threats are immediate, though not visible.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64412
>>64410
"MRAAAAAAA!"
"Son of a.... That hurt!"
Anonymous
E4WKi
?
No.64413
64414
>>64411
I cast true seeing.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64414
64419
>>64413
Infernius's vision sharpens, to determine that there are 4 humanoid shapes in the mix, one of which is excessively skinny. They seem to be attacking without direct physical involvement.
Stix?
Then Tracy/Torc
Trump
Lenos/Kiynen

Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64415
64419
A ruby glint catches Infernius' eye as his spell takes shape, the form darting in a swirl of shadows and detritus.

UCAK4
?
No.64416
64417 64418 64419
[3d20 = 36]
Stix takes another three shots at the closest target.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64417
>>64416
Nice 20.
3ZTGM
?
No.64418
[1d100 = 27]
>>64416
The first arrow flies off wildly but the second <thhhhunk> <SCREEEEEEE> seems to be effective, as is the third, except drawing less of a response.
Anonymous
E4WKi
?
No.64419
64420
>>64416
Good shot
>>64414
>>64415
Can i use my move action as a attack?
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64420
64421
A smallish pale figure darts from view as is struck by 2 of Stix' arrows. A low and gradual growl/hiss issues from the darkness.
>>64419
Never can a move be swapped for an attack, only vice verse and in lieu of no other attacks.
rZoLl
?
No.64421
64422 64423
[5d4+5 = 16]
>>64420
Well, I guess Torc can do something now.
He decides to fire some recreation Magic McMissiles trademark pending at the strange humanoid thing.
Rollin damage
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64422
64424 64429
>>64421
He's lucky those aren't attack rolls e_e
https://youtu.be/miomuSGoPzI
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64423
>>64421
>recreation Magic McMissiles
Kek
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64424
64427
>>64422
>1
While entertaining, wtf was that video
>2
If those hadn't had been d4's I would have given up
rjnHI
?
No.64425
64426 64428
[1d20 = 7]
Tracy takes a move action to gain concealment with cloak dance, and a standard action to make an attack towards the creature that Torc just shot balls of light at.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64426
>>64425
Um.. that should be a +24 modifier, with BAB, Dex, and Enhancement bonus..
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64427
64431
>>64424
Chicken attaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack
Tracy
Trump
Lenos
Kiynen
The opponents have large or complete concealment, excepting the one already hit

Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64428
>>64425
Tracy scores a glancing blow, causing minimal but not insignificant damage. The shadows reel with a hissing sound.

Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64429
64432
>>64422
>Druids in a nutshell
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64430
Trump, Lenos, and Kiynen
eLfii
?
No.64431
64432 64433
[3d20 = 36]
>>64427
Trumpaladin uses a quick action to draw out his blackberry, the one he gained from Cardishill, and tweeets out "Recreational McMissiles wand for sale," so as to be the first to make use of the mark "Recreational McMissile" in use and commerce, and so the senior user under trademark law

With his standard action, Trumpaladin casts Dispel Magic in the area of the creatures to end this damn darkness spell

Fae pounces the one that is already in the light
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64432
>>64429
Zozzle
>>64431
Oh come on
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64433
>>64431
>NO SERVICE
The dispel however is effective. For a 60' radius, the darkness vanishes. The ambient darkness begins to encroach, but for the time being, the area around Trump has standard (unobstructed) visibility.

3ZTGM
?
No.64434
[2d20 = 34]
[1d20 = 11]
Fae erswhile, charges after the visible one, in pounce-mode
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64435
64436
... and subsequently noms on a face
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64436
64437
15444__safe_screencap_princess luna_luna eclipsed_adorkable_animated_cute_huzzah_lunabetes_solo.gif
>>64435
Huzzah!
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64437
64438
>>64436
Despite Trump's satisfactory glance/gaze, Lenos and Kiynen both unleash a full-fury breath weapon behind the party. "We don't have time to play GAMES," Lenos insists, in demonically deep-voice, not familiar to the party.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64438
64440
>>64437
Tracy steps forward, making another full round chain-attack at the nearest gnome-thing.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64440
64441
>>64438
Newp. Trump, Lenos, kiynen, Thez, and Addy in rotaion
eLfii
?
No.64441
64442 64443
[4d20 = 63]
>>64440
"DIE. YOU. HOME INVADING BASTARDS!"

Slash Slash Slash Slash
I'm'a use divine might again for +8 damage per hit, even though the number of uses left in the day are depleting fast
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64442
64443
>>64441
Don't use that on gnomes..
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64443
>>64441
I'm gonna say one target took 2 hits, while others took 1 respectively.
>>64442
Uhm this, there's no entertron in this world
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64449
As the pseudo-matirix-flesh-stripped-but-still-stylish-gnomes continue to take assaults from the party, one of which - who looks oddly like Agent Smith, but who sounds like the leader of the gnomish trio,....- says in a groaning voice. "Jesus wept,....."

Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64450
So, what happens next? I thought Lenos/Killy were next, but I'm not sure if that attack consumed their turn.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64452
64453
Okay, on review I kinda nossed the battle order. If anything, its definitely the gnomes and co's turn to attack, when we're all here
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64453
>>64452
present
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64455
64456 64459
Well to start things off, let me take a moment to better describe the CeGnomebytes. None of this would come up in dialogue, so I'll just mention it for posterity.

During George Soros' conquering of the game world, he inevitably came across the gnomes. The Gnomes never work for free, which did not set well with Soros, and what's worse is that they are insanely autistic when it comes to operating, crafting, modifying, etc. magical devices.

... like the Tower.

So Soros turned them into something worse, where they would do his bidding. They still have their original personalities, except now they are in constant and lastingly excruciating pain. Also, they can't control their bodies. So when the Tower was abandoned, Soros set the newly-altered CGB's to commandeer the Tower, such that it could be used for his purposes. Of late, the entertron in particular had been used to allow interested clients from Comet Ping Pong to indulge snuff fantasies and then "fix" the individual who got snuffed. Fun facts.

But anyway, yes. The CGBs are all kinds of disturbingly mangled and contorted. They climb around/along the hanging chains unnaturally, not unlike a spider.
sage
rjnHI
?
No.64456
murderhobos.jpg
>>64455
That sounds disgusting and horrifying.

I want their chains.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64457
Whups. Left sage in the name space.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64458
Of particular note in this case is that - in spite of my drunken GMing last night - none of the CGBs are in range, they're all somewhere along the chains. All dealt damage still applies, but its not going to be as simple as just doing full round attacks.
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64459
64460
>>64455
Welp, I'm slightly more tramatized than when we began.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64460
>>64459
That was the idea,....
3ZTGM
?
No.64461
[17d20 = 178]
To get the ball rolling, the CGBs are attacking. First off, Tracy needs to roll a will save, which is the first dice. The rest are attack rolls.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64462
64463 64464 64469
Lucky, Tracy's spiked chain was not taken control of. However, I'm seeing several hits. In fact, I'm seeing Trump, Tracy, Thez (again) and Infernius need to make opposed grapple checks (d20+str).
rjnHI
?
No.64463
[1d20+2 = 19]
>>64462
Roll
eLfii
?
No.64464
64465
[1d20+3 = 22]
>>64462
Rolling

But there should be +17 base attack bonus
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64465
64466
>>64464
Bab is only for the touch attack to start a grapple.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64466
64468
1519523051098.png
>>64465
And Tracy has 13 strength, not 14. So a +1, not a +2
3ZTGM
?
No.64467
64468
[1d20+7 = 15]
[4d20+5 = 50]

Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64468
>>64466
Ah
>>64467
If I beat the grapple, can Tracy roll to yank the chain towards her?
1uaV9
?
No.64469
64470
[1d20+16 = 32]
>>64462

Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64470
64471
>>64469
Yours is moot, he rolled a 1
Everyone passed, except Trump. There is a barbed blade sticking out of his arm now
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64471
64472
>>64470
Can Tracy counter-grapple by pulling the chain?
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64472
64473 64477
>>64471
Pulling does no good. The gnomes aren't actually swinging/attacking with the chains, they're controlling them. The chains are still secured to the ceiling somewhere. Thez maintains a ready stance, prepared to attack any attack that comes near Addy. The dispelled area of darkness around the party shrinks to a 30' sphere, and the gnomes again have concealment.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64473
64475
>>64472
With his other arm, can Trumpaladin attempt to sever the chain barbed to him with Suigoto?
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64474
64476 64477
Addy however, whispers at Thez, "Why aren't you doing anything? You could skull-fuck these guys." which draws her a stern look.
Infernius/Stix' turn, followed by Tracy/Torcuil, then Trump (if they survive that long)

Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64475
>>64473
On his turn, yes
UCAK4
?
No.64476
64478
[3d20 = 23]
>>64474
“Is at first you succeeded in making a shot in the dark... I guess keep at it.”
Stix launches another volley of three arrows at the next target.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64477
64478 64482
>>64472
>>64474
I summon a couatl with a stahlhelm on.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64478
64479 64480 64481
>>64476
Unsuccessful, gud try tho. Incidentally, we were talking and there's several useful options for nonconventional arrows that Stix will want to look into later.
>>64477
With a what now?
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64479
>>64478
>>64478
A Stahlhelm is the standard German issue helmet since late WW1
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64480
M40.JPG
>>64478

Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64481
950667d1459707150-heer-m40-et62-lot-1263-stahlhelm-1-m40-et-62-german-helmet-425.jpg
>>64478

Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64482
64483 64484
>>64477
Alright, a Couatl by the name of Quetzal appears in a display of magical fireworks n shit.
"Technically, you should be summoning a CG creature rather than a LG one, but Hitler's okay with it." The giant flying serpent quips.
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64483
>>64482
Muh sides
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64484
64485
>>64482
"Hope your hungry for demonic gnomes"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64485
64486
>>64484
Q> "I wouldn't say hungry, but I'm all out of bubblegum,...."
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64486
64488
>>64485
"Digest them,they let pedophiles rape kids to death then they revived them to start the process over."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64487
Tracy uses a move action to gain concealment with Cloak Dance, and a standard action to cast daylight on one of the chains leading towards the creatures with her Hand of Glory.
"I didn't come here to chase midgets in the dark!" she hisses, frustrated by the gnome's concealment.
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64488
64490
>>64486
"Now who's the one with the vore fetish?"
Trumpaladin quips
rZoLl
?
No.64489
[17d6 = 74]
For the 6 gorillianth time, Torcuil makes a Mike Pence joke while casting an electric spell...

How shocking...

Anyway, Torc casts Chain Lightning on the gnome demons, targeting one and designating the others as secondary targets.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64490
64491 64492 64493
>>64488
*displays flacid benis*
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64491
>>64490
"Oi, put that shit away before the children see it"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64492
64495
>>64490
"Put that away!"
A>"Mom, is dad a weirdo?"
C>"This guy summoned me?"
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64493
64494 64495 64496
>>64490
"'bettin' that won't be so flacid if the gnomes get eaten right in front of you"
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64494
>>64493
>"Remember to never let me eat anything in front of these guys"
"I'll try"
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64495
>>64492
"Oops"
To Q "the paladin made me do it."
>>64493
"We will hear a metallic thud from you if we see it."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64496
64498
>>64493
"Flashy.." Tracy says with an exasperated sigh
"Can we all talk about our kinks after we kill-off the home invaders?" she continues, scouring the darkness for any other signs of movement.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64497
64503
Now here's the thing about chain lightning. I looked over the specs. Since they're all connected to the chain, they all take initial AND secondary damage
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64498
64499
>>64496
"MY ARM HAS BEEN IMPALED BY A CHAIN! What do you want me to do but talk?"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64499
>>64498
F
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64501
64503
... including Trump
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64502
64504
Trump will need to roll a Fortitude save
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64503
64505
>>64497
>Zozzling intensifies
>>64501
>Jazz music stops
Now might be a good time to list reasons why I shouldn't be banned and Torc shouldn't be killed
eLfii
?
No.64504
64506 64507 64509
[1d20+21 = 40]
>>64502
Rolling
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64505
64506 64508 64511
>>64503
Fae is still alive
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64506
>>64504
I would say he passed
>>64505
Plz not again
"Fuck"
>"I'll prepare the funeral and obituary"
"I'm sure we can bring him back"
Snek then turns and mlems at Torc a couple times
>"I meant for you you fucking idiot"
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64507
64509 64510 64511 64518
>>64504
Okay good. Highly singed, but still quite alive (with very few HP remaining) Trump will be involuntarily twitching for some time, but he's not dead. The Gnomes,... they didn't make it.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64508
64510
>>64505
Let's not waste any more spell slots.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64509
>>64507
>>64504
*cure critical wounds*
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64510
64512 64513 64515
>>64508
Fae uses fangs and claws, not spells

>>64507
If my character can't go after males anymore I am going to be pissed
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64511
>>64507
>>64505
*licks Brad all over to make him feel better*
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64512
>>64510
I mean healing spells.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64513
64516
>>64510
Wait, wut?
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64515
64516
>>64510
What?
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64516
>>64515
>>64513
It's a Pence meme. He doesn't want to
be cured of his chronic faggotry.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64517
64519
>keking subsides
Alright. With the sound of a rattling of chains, three distinct thuds occur around the perimeter of the pyramid structure. Slowly the darkness dissipates, revealing the upper area of the tower, which has been covered in all sorts of weird tubes and giant wires, not to mention the piles of chains hanging everywhere.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64518
>>64507
After covering Brad in burn-curing saliva, Tracy walks up to one of the corpses and inspects it.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64519
64522 64526
>>64517
I shove them in my bag.
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64520
"Oh would you look at the time, Mr. Snek and I have to go do something"
>"No we don't"
>Kick
The Sorcerer runs like a gnome who reports on YouTube drama and Snek sighs before following close behind
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64521
64523 64525
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee exudes from Trumpaladin as the barb is removed by Fae, and maybe Stix, and Fae sets him on her back
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64522
64525
>>64519
"Hey, wait. I didn't even get to see what they looked like."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64523
64524
>>64521
*licking intensifies*
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64524
64530
>>64523
*is licked by Tracy Apparently*
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64525
64528
>>64521
*cure critical wounds*
>>64522
"Trust me you dont wanna."
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64526
64527
>>64519
C> Cast Cure Moderate Wounds on Trump until fully healed
"So, was there anything more you needed from me?
As he says this, a whooshing sound, that same whooshing sound that was there all along, increases, and sounds to be coming closer, from the base of the stairs.
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64527
>>64526
"There are more enemies around no doubt."
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64528
>>64525
"Reeee! I'll be the judge of that!" Cries the criminal body-snatcher.
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64529
"By the way, what the fuck is that whooshing sound? Do we need to call an AC repairman?"
rZoLl
?
No.64530
64531 64533
[1d20+28 = 43]
>>64524
"I'm sorry, I stumbled while casting the spell and it hit you too. I swear it was a complete accident, and I am deeply sorry"
Did someone say Bluff Check? Of course, cause I did
eLfii
?
No.64531
64532
[1d20+27 = 30]
>>64530
*Stares*
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64532
64535 64536
>>64531
>Jazz music resumes
>Keking intensifies
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64533
64534 64551 64554
bones.jpg
pinhead_by_photosynthetique-d2y9tzd.jpg
Whoooosh
Upon the party turning to look, which I would assume they might, at the base of the staircase stands bones. Except, well, he's a little different.
With all those nails in his face, he can't >doot anymore. He's charging up the stairs now.
>>64530
+28?

Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64534
>>64533
20 ranks in the skill, 5 from Cha, 3 from a snake familiar
"Uh, is that a skeleton with nails in his face?"
eLfii
?
No.64535
64537 64547
[3d20 = 23]
>>64532
Fae Pounces the Sorcerer of Lightning, who stands in the shadows

20/18/18
UCAK4
?
No.64536
64537 64547
[3d20 = 49]
>>64532
Stix shoots three arrows at the clearly guilty sorcerer of lightning.
You don’t bluff only one player and expect to get away with it.
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64537
64541
>>64535
Fuck you
>>64536
And fuck you in particular

AC is 24
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64538
64540 64541
"Uhm guys? Could you kill him later?"
Anonymous
DA3qY
?
No.64539
64543
*lenos casts force cage around fae and stix*
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64540
64542
>>64538
"Oh no it's fine, I'm quite used to it at this point"
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64541
64543
>>64537
Fae:
"Oh I'm sorry. I thought you were an enemy"

>>64538
"Then it would be premeditated"
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64542
64554 64557
TORCUIL GOT RAPED.gif
>>64540
You've got to admit this whole thing has been pretty funny
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64543
64546
>>64541
Fae's int must be lower than Infernius'
Sorry, did you guys hear something?
>>64539
At least someone isn't being a dickhead to poor Torc
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64544
64546
Meanwhile, Bones is attacking,....
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64545
FUCKING POWER OUTAGES!!! I hate this state's shitty infrastructure.
"REeeee! What'd they do to my butler!?"
eLfii
?
No.64546
64548
[1d20+6 = 10]
>>64543
Takes more than a 16 apparently

>>64544
OH SHIT! TURN UNDEAD!
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64547
64549
>>64536
>>64535
HEALING SLOTS!!!

And he beat you in that bluff
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64548
64550
>>64546
REEEE Don't destroy my skeleton!
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64549
>>64547
He beat Trumpaladin

I've still got Lay of hands points left, calm down
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64550
64552
>>64548
You don't have blackguard powers anymore right?

Besides, Tracy needs to lose something in this timeline to give her incentive to go back in time
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64551
64553
>>64533
Tracy attempts to trip Mr, Bones with her chain, seeing as how he was a 1 HD skeleton last time she met him.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64552
>>64550
Save those slots for when you need them.
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64553
64555 64558
>>64551
No, Trump very clearly turned him. He would blow up quite quickly and effortlessly
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64554
>>64533
>>64542
"Reeeeee bones!"
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64555
64559
>>64553
"WHY?!" Tracy screams, clearly upset
Anonymous
eLfii
?
No.64556
Trumpaladin heals the poor wounded Sorcerer with Lay of Hands points
Anonymous
1uaV9
?
No.64557
>>64542
Ill be finding spliting fae in half later hilarious.
Anonymous
rZoLl
?
No.64558
64559
>>64553
Wait, THAT'S what turning does?
Anonymous
3ZTGM
?
No.64559
64560 64564
>>64555
"And what would you have done? Reasoned with him? Like the Gnomes? This isn't our world anymore. That's why we're doing this."
>>64558
Depends on the circumstances. In this case, he's high enough of a level that destroying a 1hd undead would be simple
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64560
64562 64563
Tracy sweeps up the remains of her butler in a little pile, her lip quivering.
>>64559
Tracy just hangs her head, still clearly upset.
Mrs. Sentry
rjnHI
?
No.64561
64566
So, wait, why did Fae attack Torc?