>Mixed Nuts
To some, its a delightful role-playing venture based (loosely) on 3.5e D&D rules. To others especially a particular german poster,… love you btw its the worst thing to happen to Mlpol (which is saying something, cuz there's,….).
>What it do
On weekends we engage a dynamic storyline based largely on the GM's capacity to create and illustrate the situation. Sometimes he's a faggot tho.
>What about me?
New players and shitposters are always welcome. We have prohibited excessive >lewd, and non-players can assume casual roles as available (at the moment the world is a desolate wasteland tho so not for a bit). Ordinarily we have several side-characters with their own existing backstories, as well as a few player contributions including a very sad Alex Jones or Yak Lee, a literal MLP yak trained as a monk. If wanting to play, make a post about it in thread and there's plenty of anons who can steer anon in the right direction.
For the time being the party has successfully conquered the Gigajew, and through the tunnels beneath has all-kinds-of tortured to almost death (there will be more) James Alefantis and several patrons/staff of Comet Ping Pong. Through this tunnel network, there is only one direction to go, and that is the upper path, which seems to lead toward the usurped Trump Tower.
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>>64559
Huh, well now I actually know what turning is
"So are we gonna investigate that noise without killing any sorcerers first?"
>"Weakling"
Huh, well now I actually know what turning is
"So are we gonna investigate that noise without killing any sorcerers first?"
>"Weakling"
Fae grabs stix, and Trumpaladin calls her, Warping the two through dimensions and to Trumpaladin's side
Tracy marches off to the lower parts of the tower in fumes, deciding it's better to check the area for any other potential enemies or friends...
With the force cage now being empty lenos dismisses it
>>64578
She heads down towards the forge, checking the rooms on her way there, still carrying her little bag of bones.
She heads down towards the forge, checking the rooms on her way there, still carrying her little bag of bones.
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>>64584
Trumpaladin will climb up to the mini mall, since thez mentioned something about a teleporter in that area a long time ago
Trumpaladin will climb up to the mini mall, since thez mentioned something about a teleporter in that area a long time ago
>>64584
"Oh, just what I needed.." Tracy says gritting her teeth, her bag of bones clenched in her claws.
Tracy decides to listen for a few seconds to see what the argument is about before painting the walls red.
"Oh, just what I needed.." Tracy says gritting her teeth, her bag of bones clenched in her claws.
Tracy decides to listen for a few seconds to see what the argument is about before painting the walls red.
Torc and Snek wander around, hoping to stumble upon something important
>>64585
Thez has already acquired that, and I think you mean "head down" to the mall. As he heads that way, he hears the same argument, and sees Tracy further on, clearly in sneak mode. She casts him a discouraging glare.
Thez has already acquired that, and I think you mean "head down" to the mall. As he heads that way, he hears the same argument, and sees Tracy further on, clearly in sneak mode. She casts him a discouraging glare.
Holy shit, it took all my self restraint not to kill those freaks on sight.
>>64590
*air temperature noticeably drops , as cold wind rushes from across the room*
>"Turn around. I'm busy"
*air temperature noticeably drops , as cold wind rushes from across the room*
>"Turn around. I'm busy"
>>64592
>"Stuff." she beams, since the emp link doesn't allow for specificity
>"Stuff." she beams, since the emp link doesn't allow for specificity
>>64590
The argument in the next room stops suddenly. A few whispers issue from, but the individuals in question seem to have been alerted to your presence.
The argument in the next room stops suddenly. A few whispers issue from, but the individuals in question seem to have been alerted to your presence.
>>64595
Did she hear anything?
Seeing cover has been blown, Tracy readies her crossbow to snipe one of the faggots before they're alerted of her presence.
Did she hear anything?
Seeing cover has been blown, Tracy readies her crossbow to snipe one of the faggots before they're alerted of her presence.
>>64598
"Yooouuuuuurrrrr?" The skinny one says. The larger one smacks his lips, his eyes darting to the children.
"Yooouuuuuurrrrr?" The skinny one says. The larger one smacks his lips, his eyes darting to the children.
>>64602
The two exchange glances, sizing Trump up. "What an odd question. You CLEARLY don't belong here!" Their bodies distort into more crazy tentacle monsters.
The two exchange glances, sizing Trump up. "What an odd question. You CLEARLY don't belong here!" Their bodies distort into more crazy tentacle monsters.
[1d20+21 = 22]
>>64600
Tracy pegs him in the head from concealment with her crossbow, really out of frustration more than anything else.
Then she leaves.
>>64600
Tracy pegs him in the head from concealment with her crossbow, really out of frustration more than anything else.
Then she leaves.
"Uh where did everyone go?"
>"You have no self-awareness, do you?"
"Nope"
>"You have no self-awareness, do you?"
"Nope"
Okay to be honest I just threw the Podesta's in there for some blatant murder. Its not supposed to be a fight, just a general beat-down and later torture like Alefantis. So yes, hurry up and dispose of them.
Alright. The tower is now - as Tracy is determining - clear of any further intruders, threats, etc.
Back on the dais, Thez is inspecting her doorway-looking device, while Addy climbs along the chains.
I'm gonna be honest, I have no fucking idea what the hell Torc is doing at this point.
First he was supposed to be following Thez, then I think he's wandering around but I haven't heard shit.
First he was supposed to be following Thez, then I think he's wandering around but I haven't heard shit.
>>64628
Probably only after wandering around the tower yelling "THEZ!" for ten minutes, Trumpaladin walks upon Thez
"Hello, you say you have a gateway to hell in here?
Before we go, should we rest or craft anything for the new pony adventurer?"
Probably only after wandering around the tower yelling "THEZ!" for ten minutes, Trumpaladin walks upon Thez
"Hello, you say you have a gateway to hell in here?
Before we go, should we rest or craft anything for the new pony adventurer?"
>>64629
He would be still afaik. There's nothing else going on in the tower outside player actions. The library is torn apart, the mess area is,... a mess. The whole place looks like it got raided by the DEA. Thez is trying to figure out how to make the device work, and failing miserably.
He would be still afaik. There's nothing else going on in the tower outside player actions. The library is torn apart, the mess area is,... a mess. The whole place looks like it got raided by the DEA. Thez is trying to figure out how to make the device work, and failing miserably.
>>64630
"Yeah, this thing. Its supposed to be a direct portal for objects of mundane size." Remember that time she called in a favor? "But I don't know how to make it work when the other side isn't active."
"Yeah, this thing. Its supposed to be a direct portal for objects of mundane size." Remember that time she called in a favor? "But I don't know how to make it work when the other side isn't active."
>>64634
"Ok you get second crack"
*slams bag against wall*
*opens bag and pours them on the floor*
"Take your pick"
"Ok you get second crack"
*slams bag against wall*
*opens bag and pours them on the floor*
"Take your pick"
>>64631
After sulking across the tower for a few minutes, Tracy puts on a presentable-face and busies herself wiping the blood off of those expressionless kids.
After sulking across the tower for a few minutes, Tracy puts on a presentable-face and busies herself wiping the blood off of those expressionless kids.
>>64648
Now the mace is still in the vat, but the vat is empty except for some drops of dried blood stained to the side. The mace its self has taken on a matte blood hue and appearance, and there's something,... off about it.
Now the mace is still in the vat, but the vat is empty except for some drops of dried blood stained to the side. The mace its self has taken on a matte blood hue and appearance, and there's something,... off about it.
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>>64651
>"I can't get this damn... stupid... thing... to work...."
Infernius gets the impression she's hitting the thing.
>"I can't get this damn... stupid... thing... to work...."
Infernius gets the impression she's hitting the thing.
>>64659
Nice try, but Death only collects souls that need to be weighed and balanced. Those lot are pretty much set.
Nice try, but Death only collects souls that need to be weighed and balanced. Those lot are pretty much set.
>>64652
*poke poke*
Tracy knows nothing about magick items. Muind she made this one because it was the only one in the catalog that doesn't require spells.
*poke poke*
Tracy knows nothing about magick items. Muind she made this one because it was the only one in the catalog that doesn't require spells.
>>64667
*puts hand on thezs shoulder*
"Its ok thez me can get this working. Stop crying k? Me hate to see you cry."
*casts miracle*
"Adolf me pray that you help us, me pray you let this machine work."
*puts hand on thezs shoulder*
"Its ok thez me can get this working. Stop crying k? Me hate to see you cry."
*casts miracle*
"Adolf me pray that you help us, me pray you let this machine work."
>>64671
How do you think? They just got brought back to life again by (((them)))
>>64672
That'll work. As Infernius beckons to Hitler, the symbols begin to glow. Arcs of energy dance between them, glowing ever brighter along the surface of the runes. Eventually, in a swirl of energy not unlike a toilet flushing, the gate opens revealing a pile of rubble, some of which spills through onto the dais.
"It... it worked!" Thez' relief is quite evident. Addy is hanging upside down from some of the chains. "Wooooooow!" she exclaims.
How do you think? They just got brought back to life again by (((them)))
>>64672
That'll work. As Infernius beckons to Hitler, the symbols begin to glow. Arcs of energy dance between them, glowing ever brighter along the surface of the runes. Eventually, in a swirl of energy not unlike a toilet flushing, the gate opens revealing a pile of rubble, some of which spills through onto the dais.
"It... it worked!" Thez' relief is quite evident. Addy is hanging upside down from some of the chains. "Wooooooow!" she exclaims.
"So now that that's done," Thez says, still relieved "We just need to be small enough to fit safely through. It wasn't intended for people to use, cuz it was made during the travel ban."
That at Lenos and Kiynen
>>64692
I thought of that, but Tracy wasn't in the room, and there was no way for her to know what that spell was.
I thought of that, but Tracy wasn't in the room, and there was no way for her to know what that spell was.
I'm sure the skinny NEET could make it through
>>64693
That's actually what I was expecting him to cast, but w/e
"We should rest. You guys have cast a number of spells," she says to those in question, "And your duration ran out long ago." she says to Quetzal.
Q>"Oh, shit. My bad." and he vanishes with a poof.
That's actually what I was expecting him to cast, but w/e
"We should rest. You guys have cast a number of spells," she says to those in question, "And your duration ran out long ago." she says to Quetzal.
Q>"Oh, shit. My bad." and he vanishes with a poof.
In the mean time, Tracy is still nursing those kids in the entertron, although it may be an exercise in futility.
I kind of think she might experiment with throwing a bone chip in the entertron, but I don't actually want to see a living Mr. Bones...
>>64699
"I doubt it, to be honest. He controls this world, but his throne is in the abyss. As far as he's concerned - and there's little arguing the point - I'm, well we're the only loose end that needs tying up. He has armies for that."
"I doubt it, to be honest. He controls this world, but his throne is in the abyss. As far as he's concerned - and there's little arguing the point - I'm, well we're the only loose end that needs tying up. He has armies for that."
*puts clothes on kids*
>>64709
I'll go with 13.
>>64710
I thought so, I've been giving him the enhancement bonus,.... Thez begins grabbing the immediate stones from around the other side of the portal and placing them aside. After a few moments of this, a 'sky' of blood red peeks through between the remaining stones. "Hmmm. It looks like the portal exit is on its side."
I'll go with 13.
>>64710
I thought so, I've been giving him the enhancement bonus,.... Thez begins grabbing the immediate stones from around the other side of the portal and placing them aside. After a few moments of this, a 'sky' of blood red peeks through between the remaining stones. "Hmmm. It looks like the portal exit is on its side."
>>64713
How are they reacting? Are they recoiling in fear, or are they that mindfucked?
Tracy lies down in the center of the room sadly, full hoers-sized.
How are they reacting? Are they recoiling in fear, or are they that mindfucked?
Tracy lies down in the center of the room sadly, full hoers-sized.
Shouldn't he entertron's Resurrection restore previously-undead creatures to the creatures they were in life?
>>64716
For the most part yeah. The children look around, not really comprehending what is happening. They've been conditioned to not respond to the situations they find themselves in. As Tracy moves to step away however, one of them grabs and holds her mane. Its a little girl, and she looks at Tracy with an emotionless expression, but she doesn't let go.
For the most part yeah. The children look around, not really comprehending what is happening. They've been conditioned to not respond to the situations they find themselves in. As Tracy moves to step away however, one of them grabs and holds her mane. Its a little girl, and she looks at Tracy with an emotionless expression, but she doesn't let go.
>>64723
Tracy stops and turns toward the girl slowly, not saying a word, but leaning down next to her.
Tracy stops and turns toward the girl slowly, not saying a word, but leaning down next to her.
Thez continues to remove rubble from around the gate, so that the doorway is clear. "Since its on its side, we'll have to be careful going through. As soon as we cross the threshold fully, gravity will take effect and pull us right back through. Do NOT touch the sides of the gate!"
>>64726
"Can we like use bubble wrap or something to keep the sides from touching? It's going to be hard to go all the way through without touching the sides"
"Can we like use bubble wrap or something to keep the sides from touching? It's going to be hard to go all the way through without touching the sides"
>>64728
Thez grabs one of the rocks and holds it halfway through the gate. She then draws her arm toward the side, and as the rock makes contact with the edge it's cut cleanly in half.
Thez grabs one of the rocks and holds it halfway through the gate. She then draws her arm toward the side, and as the rock makes contact with the edge it's cut cleanly in half.
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Well, Tracy probably won't leave that room for the rest of the night, unless she finds a miracle way to bring her birds inside.
>>64744
O gawd. So while the party rests, Thez places her mask on and adopts the appearance of the creepy-weird evil-looking thing that Stix first met her as.
>>64745
"I'll take care of that," she says as she <whoooof> . . . . <whoooof> reappears, with Birbs,... who rather like the addition of chains to climb around on.
O gawd. So while the party rests, Thez places her mask on and adopts the appearance of the creepy-weird evil-looking thing that Stix first met her as.
>>64745
"I'll take care of that," she says as she <whoooof> . . . . <whoooof> reappears, with Birbs,... who rather like the addition of chains to climb around on.
>>64723
>>64725
Tracy lays down quietly, as if to go to sleep, pulling a blanket out of her bag to spread beneath her.
blanket is actually just a quilt stitched from clothes of GM's dead coworkers, because I never actually put a blanket in her bag.
"~Yay!"
>did not realize the tower was big enough for them
"Sammy, Bunny, come over here." Tracy calls out, beckoning towards the entertron.
>>64725
Tracy lays down quietly, as if to go to sleep, pulling a blanket out of her bag to spread beneath her.
blanket is actually just a quilt stitched from clothes of GM's dead coworkers, because I never actually put a blanket in her bag.
"~Yay!"
>did not realize the tower was big enough for them
"Sammy, Bunny, come over here." Tracy calls out, beckoning towards the entertron.
Returning to the portal, she sticks her head through. "I thought so," she says, pulling her head back out. "The portal is lying in the ruins of the house of Thez. We won't have to travel far to get to our destination."
>>64747
The pyramid section is, as well as the holodeck. Getting them from point to point is a little trickier, outside of teleport hax.
>>64750
At first the question seems to confuse her, but then it dawns on her what he's talking about. She starts chuckling, then laughing, until she's almost in tears for different reasons. Wiping her eyes as she finishes, she looks at him, not looking dreadfully serious for the first time since the party arrived. "Thanks, I needed that."
>>64751
"It doesn't, the destruction of the house has long been known to me. That's not where we're going."
The pyramid section is, as well as the holodeck. Getting them from point to point is a little trickier, outside of teleport hax.
>>64750
At first the question seems to confuse her, but then it dawns on her what he's talking about. She starts chuckling, then laughing, until she's almost in tears for different reasons. Wiping her eyes as she finishes, she looks at him, not looking dreadfully serious for the first time since the party arrived. "Thanks, I needed that."
>>64751
"It doesn't, the destruction of the house has long been known to me. That's not where we're going."
>>64752
The entertron is in the pyramid section, right?
Btw, what'd those freaks do to the Elway statue? Does it still work?
The entertron is in the pyramid section, right?
Btw, what'd those freaks do to the Elway statue? Does it still work?
>>64756
"Attacked? No, they made an agreement. Soros gets to keep the game world and the abyss, while the house of Bogdanoff rules all the levels of Baator."
"Attacked? No, they made an agreement. Soros gets to keep the game world and the abyss, while the house of Bogdanoff rules all the levels of Baator."
>>64758
"Thanks. I can't remember the last time I laughed out loud," she punches him playfully in the arm.
"Thanks. I can't remember the last time I laughed out loud," she punches him playfully in the arm.
*contemplates assembling fluffpile for entire party, but feels biologically obligated to stay and watch over kids*
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