This thread continues the ongoing RP/Shitposting game. Its based on D&D 3.5e core rules with exceptions made for just about anything. Its essentially a play-by-shitpost RPG with structural additions. Games get hairy on Saturdays, but weekends in general; weekdays are for meta and shitposting.
Most pressing of the situations is that involving Infernius, Trump, and Tracy; the former finds himself being surrounded by robots, while flying robots seem to have cut off his escape. As nimble as Uatchit is, his situation doesn't look good. Trump has fled outside the Cardashil wall, and his pursuit disengaged to secure the perimeter of the city. In short, Cardashil is now a Panopticon. Meanwhile, Tracy - er, a praying mantis who is clearly identifiable as Frank (or any of 3 other identities) - is amongst a throng headed for the teleportation gates along the perimeter of the park area.
Oh yes, and those grenades. One of the robots has char marks and scraping on it.
Meanwhile Stix, Torcuil, Snek, and Thez are having an otherwise constructive conversation in the Tower.
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?
None
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Some people think that potatoes are too starchy for the Denver Broncos, but not me, no siree bob. When I was just a small potato, I would occasionally salt myself and become that entity known to The French as Le Pomme de Terre, and I would cause the cholesterol of my enemies to rise through the buttery menace of my potato hide.
>>60532
If sex "doesn't count" just because you eat your lover afterwards, then several insect species shouldn't be able to reproduce
If sex "doesn't count" just because you eat your lover afterwards, then several insect species shouldn't be able to reproduce
>>60539
I was shitposting; It would count, if it weren't just another married female masturbating with non-living household vegetables.
I was shitposting; It would count, if it weren't just another married female masturbating with non-living household vegetables.
*eats a whole raw potato*
>>60548
If the discord online status is to be trusted, he is currently idle. I guess he is busy at the moment.
If the discord online status is to be trusted, he is currently idle. I guess he is busy at the moment.
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>>60551
Poisons are such a badass way to painfully kill/incapacitate your enemy.
I'm glad assassins and Blackguards are proficient in poison use.
Poisons are such a badass way to painfully kill/incapacitate your enemy.
I'm glad assassins and Blackguards are proficient in poison use.
>probably has ~2-3 hours before passing out
So, what is Tracy able to see from her position?
So, what is Tracy able to see from her position?
Alright! Well my day was absolute shit! But enough about that! Aside from raping potatoes, where are we at?
>>60592
>>60593
No worries, with any luck it will play out reasonably
>>60594
Rly?
>>60591
That Bitch is still in a small groups, alternating between giving instructions to the ppl there, and giving instructions into her phone. Something about
Not subtle enough to be those invaders, but still a pain in the ass," have I mentioned she has a huge ass?
>>60593
No worries, with any luck it will play out reasonably
>>60594
Rly?
>>60591
That Bitch is still in a small groups, alternating between giving instructions to the ppl there, and giving instructions into her phone. Something about
Not subtle enough to be those invaders, but still a pain in the ass," have I mentioned she has a huge ass?
>>60590
Sorry to hear that GM.
Torc is currently deciding if he should ask Death to come with him to see the trebuchets
Sorry to hear that GM.
Torc is currently deciding if he should ask Death to come with him to see the trebuchets
Trumpaladin renters on Fae, making use of the fact that Fae is a hell of a lot faster than the bots to evade them - or at least, to evade masses of the bots attacking at once.
He was supposed to meet up with Infernius and Tracy so they could all get IDs and not have to constantly worry about the bots, but nooooooooo, we can't have that now, can we?
He was supposed to meet up with Infernius and Tracy so they could all get IDs and not have to constantly worry about the bots, but nooooooooo, we can't have that now, can we?
>>60602
He was supposed to meet Tracy on the other side but we have to replay Saturday and now you want to do something else that will result in That Bitch getting away anyways
He was supposed to meet Tracy on the other side but we have to replay Saturday and now you want to do something else that will result in That Bitch getting away anyways
>>60606
>no athleticism
Tracy takes note of this, judging to see how easily she'd go down if she wanted to dispose of her.
>no athleticism
Tracy takes note of this, judging to see how easily she'd go down if she wanted to dispose of her.
>>60620
He has a round or many rounds before they form a ring. He has just refused to specify "I fly away" for some reason
He has a round or many rounds before they form a ring. He has just refused to specify "I fly away" for some reason
[14d8 = 57]
>>60620
Yes
And speaking of crispy-fried Infernius, he still (cuz this is the point that the game was stopped) is taking damage from 2 1/2 breath weapons.
It hurt last time, but we'll re-roll for keks
>>60620
Yes
And speaking of crispy-fried Infernius, he still (cuz this is the point that the game was stopped) is taking damage from 2 1/2 breath weapons.
It hurt last time, but we'll re-roll for keks
He had a round before Trump. He could have fled before Trump fled
>>60625
You know Cardishil is enormous, right? It'd take several rounds to get back to the hole from the plaza.
You know Cardishil is enormous, right? It'd take several rounds to get back to the hole from the plaza.
>>60627
I don't fucking care. Cardishore can be how ever the fuck large it wants to be, Infernius has a flying mount that can move a hell of a lot faster than any of these, and he's higher in the order of initiative
I don't fucking care. Cardishore can be how ever the fuck large it wants to be, Infernius has a flying mount that can move a hell of a lot faster than any of these, and he's higher in the order of initiative
>>60632
It's not a matter of "seems," it's a matter of objective fact. Initiative is set and Infernius had a move before the bots next move. Movement and range are mathematical and Infernius had and has the better numbers
It's not a matter of "seems," it's a matter of objective fact. Initiative is set and Infernius had a move before the bots next move. Movement and range are mathematical and Infernius had and has the better numbers
>>60634
The bots are coming through a hole in the cieling tho. They could've put themselves between him and the door.
We don't even know what feats they have.
The bots are coming through a hole in the cieling tho. They could've put themselves between him and the door.
We don't even know what feats they have.
>>60631
For now, Infernius only took 1 direct blast.
>>60633
Good idea.
This is or would be the point that Trump actually made his escape.
>>60634
Cuz that's saved him before.
At this point, Infernius has the option of fighting being reduced to an ash-pile, or relegating himself to an ash-pile.
Loved that Anne Frank meme btw
For now, Infernius only took 1 direct blast.
>>60633
Good idea.
This is or would be the point that Trump actually made his escape.
>>60634
Cuz that's saved him before.
At this point, Infernius has the option of fighting being reduced to an ash-pile, or relegating himself to an ash-pile.
Loved that Anne Frank meme btw
I wonder if the bots target people with too many IDs per heat signature. There's no way anyone with more than one would have good intentions, and could only be a criminal. So why not fry them?
>>60640
Good point.
Tracy places the other 3 IDs in her Bag of Holding, to keep them out of the bots' watch.
Good point.
Tracy places the other 3 IDs in her Bag of Holding, to keep them out of the bots' watch.
>>60597
What do the other people in the group look like? Do they seem like they're of higher status?
*inches toward group*
What do the other people in the group look like? Do they seem like they're of higher status?
*inches toward group*
What does the BOT distribution look like?
>>60646
There's a few uniformed dudes, as well as some obviously theatrical types. The uniforms are more official looking.
There's a few uniformed dudes, as well as some obviously theatrical types. The uniforms are more official looking.
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>>60649
>uniformed dudes
Noted.
Tracy figures these individuals may be staff serving in the cardishore government/system/whatever, and observes them cautiously, trying to get a sense of how things work around here.
As far as she can tell, is That Bitch highest ranking in the visible posy at the moment?
>uniformed dudes
Noted.
Tracy figures these individuals may be staff serving in the cardishore government/system/whatever, and observes them cautiously, trying to get a sense of how things work around here.
As far as she can tell, is That Bitch highest ranking in the visible posy at the moment?
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>>60655
Fae is outside with Trump, so aside from a hastily concealed (so not) hole in the wall, and a ring of angry bots maintaining perimeter along the top of the wall, not much
Fae is outside with Trump, so aside from a hastily concealed (so not) hole in the wall, and a ring of angry bots maintaining perimeter along the top of the wall, not much
>>60656
Take a Dragonne, which already has spot skills maxed out, max out spot skills when you get paladin mount die and additional levels, add the wisdom bonus, add the +4 racial bonus dragonnes get, and you've got a very high spot modifier.
Trumpaladin can't spot shit by himself, he can't rely on teammates, and he doesn't have any way of casting "detect invisibility," so he needs Fae to be able to do this for him
Take a Dragonne, which already has spot skills maxed out, max out spot skills when you get paladin mount die and additional levels, add the wisdom bonus, add the +4 racial bonus dragonnes get, and you've got a very high spot modifier.
Trumpaladin can't spot shit by himself, he can't rely on teammates, and he doesn't have any way of casting "detect invisibility," so he needs Fae to be able to do this for him
>>60658
>add the wisdom bonus, add the +4 racial bonus
The Dragonne stats, as listed, include all bonuses.
She does have 8 skill points to allocate from advancement tho.
>add the wisdom bonus, add the +4 racial bonus
The Dragonne stats, as listed, include all bonuses.
She does have 8 skill points to allocate from advancement tho.
>>60657
Dive for the hole, with all haste. While we're at it, Trump detects alignment on visible bots, using Vanderium's at will detect alignment.
"Vanderiem, can you tell me if these bots are neutral, or something else?"
Dive for the hole, with all haste. While we're at it, Trump detects alignment on visible bots, using Vanderium's at will detect alignment.
"Vanderiem, can you tell me if these bots are neutral, or something else?"
>>60660
"They're bots lad. They don't have alignments, they just do stuff that they're told to,"
(meaning, lawful)
"They're bots lad. They don't have alignments, they just do stuff that they're told to,"
(meaning, lawful)
>>60662
Lawful neutral, alright. Two questions: is the Eagles splendor from earlier still in effect, and would resistance to energy (fire) stack or not with the ring of fire resistance?
Lawful neutral, alright. Two questions: is the Eagles splendor from earlier still in effect, and would resistance to energy (fire) stack or not with the ring of fire resistance?
'when did he pick that ring for himself?' asks the theif
*shoots self in head for pointless loot-faggotry*
*shoots self in head for pointless loot-faggotry*
>>60664
More importantly, do the high-ranking targets Tracy is observing show any signs of leaving soon?
More importantly, do the high-ranking targets Tracy is observing show any signs of leaving soon?
[8d20 = 104]
>>60669
No, they seem to feel that the danger (?) is contained.
Oh yes, Infernius was attacking/ No effect (6's).
Rolling to continue barbecue
>>60669
No, they seem to feel that the danger (?) is contained.
Oh yes, Infernius was attacking/ No effect (6's).
Rolling to continue barbecue
>>60676
>'Situation isn't good. Infernius just got BBQ'd, and he smells delicious. It might be over for him...'
>'Situation isn't good. Infernius just got BBQ'd, and he smells delicious. It might be over for him...'
>>60677
>"Mother fucker. Where are you? I'm holding position outside the walls near the location where we entered. Are you next???"
>"Mother fucker. Where are you? I'm holding position outside the walls near the location where we entered. Are you next???"
>>60671
Tracy lets out an exaggerated gasp and pretends to take a selfie, imitating the behaviors of the drama-queens around her.
Beneath that, she's wincing at how much that had to hurt.
Tracy lets out an exaggerated gasp and pretends to take a selfie, imitating the behaviors of the drama-queens around her.
Beneath that, she's wincing at how much that had to hurt.
>>60682
>"No I'm fucking worrying about you because those bots are coming for you next. Should I come to you?"
>"No I'm fucking worrying about you because those bots are coming for you next. Should I come to you?"
>>60684
>"I'm fine. Stay where you are for now. You'll just draw more attention as it. It seems these guys have some kind of recording equipment, and they might have pictures.'
>"I'm fine. Stay where you are for now. You'll just draw more attention as it. It seems these guys have some kind of recording equipment, and they might have pictures.'
This is entirely out of character for Trumpaladin. The only reason I had him flee last Saturday was because I thought Infernius would do the same and because I thought the bots had a higher save DC. That why when we replayed again, I had him stay and fight. Because him being in the fight was crucial to making sure Infernius faced half the number of bots, and to give him a chance. Trumpaladin could never leave an ally, especially Infernius, to die, as he ran. That's part of why I wanted to just play out the battle without the bullshit. Because it was the only thing Trumpaladin could have done in that situation. Now we have an awkward situation where Infernius is kill after Trumpaladin ran,
and what is there to say about it?
and what is there to say about it?
>>60685
>"You're not fucking fine they'll kill you next. They attacked you earlier. You were hiding in your disguise but it didn't work. They attacked you anyways. They'll get you if I do not come for you. And so what if they have pictures? What does that matter? Are you afraid they'll see an ostrich? And if my disguise doesn't work, why do you think your disguise will work?"
>"You're not fucking fine they'll kill you next. They attacked you earlier. You were hiding in your disguise but it didn't work. They attacked you anyways. They'll get you if I do not come for you. And so what if they have pictures? What does that matter? Are you afraid they'll see an ostrich? And if my disguise doesn't work, why do you think your disguise will work?"
>>60686
>half the number of bots.
Pretty sure they can target multiple creatures with their flammenwerfers. Remember that mailbox that cornered Brad and Tracy in that alley.
>half the number of bots.
Pretty sure they can target multiple creatures with their flammenwerfers. Remember that mailbox that cornered Brad and Tracy in that alley.
>>60687
>'you may be in disguise, but Fae isn't. That dust was only a precaution; I can't just dress her up if people are already looking for her. I'm fine for now. Let me see what's up with the bull before we meet up.'
>'you may be in disguise, but Fae isn't. That dust was only a precaution; I can't just dress her up if people are already looking for her. I'm fine for now. Let me see what's up with the bull before we meet up.'
>>60688
Because they were standing right next to each other. That's what flame weapons do. They affect small cone. Last Weekend it was 5 bots against Trumpaladin and 6 against Infernius, or 11 against Infernius with no Trumpaladin in the equation. Pay attention
Because they were standing right next to each other. That's what flame weapons do. They affect small cone. Last Weekend it was 5 bots against Trumpaladin and 6 against Infernius, or 11 against Infernius with no Trumpaladin in the equation. Pay attention
>>60693
Death seems to think its some sort of holiday or celebration of some sort. Something about friar Patchske or whatever. She wants to have a drink.
Death seems to think its some sort of holiday or celebration of some sort. Something about friar Patchske or whatever. She wants to have a drink.
>>60691
What about the bots around him? Are they getting ready to finish him off?
Also, does Utachit ever take damage in her animated form?
What about the bots around him? Are they getting ready to finish him off?
Also, does Utachit ever take damage in her animated form?
>>60689
>"They might recognize Fae next time? If only I had another mount, someone else strong and fast enough to carry me and save me from danger, that way I wouldn't be forced to rely on Fae. And if only there were some way to disguise Fae in the future if need be, like a dust maybe. Oh well....
>"They might recognize Fae next time? If only I had another mount, someone else strong and fast enough to carry me and save me from danger, that way I wouldn't be forced to rely on Fae. And if only there were some way to disguise Fae in the future if need be, like a dust maybe. Oh well....
>>60696
She literally just explained that the dust won't do shit if someone's already looking for you.
>'I'll be there in a few moments, Flashy. Just let me see what happens to the Bull.'
She literally just explained that the dust won't do shit if someone's already looking for you.
>'I'll be there in a few moments, Flashy. Just let me see what happens to the Bull.'
>>60699
>'Well, I'm not so sure about that, but maybe I might be able to sweep up what's left at this rate..."
>'Well, I'm not so sure about that, but maybe I might be able to sweep up what's left at this rate..."
[1d20+24 = 38]
Rolling to Hide.
Rolling to Hide.
>>60698
>"If only Fae were faster, bigger, stronger, a much faster flier, had even better saving throws like if she had her own divine grace to share my eagle's splendor, could do ride by attacks, was able to create her own smoke screen, and maybe even able to blink out if need be - all while assuming a form that would be different than the form she would take the next time she tried to enter... I could definitely snatch the remains of Infernius, while gaining xp for killing bots and maybe even having a shot to loot other things and do other damage.
>A man can dream, can't he? A man can dream..."
>"If only Fae were faster, bigger, stronger, a much faster flier, had even better saving throws like if she had her own divine grace to share my eagle's splendor, could do ride by attacks, was able to create her own smoke screen, and maybe even able to blink out if need be - all while assuming a form that would be different than the form she would take the next time she tried to enter... I could definitely snatch the remains of Infernius, while gaining xp for killing bots and maybe even having a shot to loot other things and do other damage.
>A man can dream, can't he? A man can dream..."
>>60695
He's pretty finished off. And yes, he smells delicious, aside from the burned hair.
That Bitch makes a mention to several of the ppl and wanders away talking on her phone, attended by a nearby bot, exclaiming "Definitely not those assholes who looted the museum,"
>>60702
And the mantis becomes a living stick
He's pretty finished off. And yes, he smells delicious, aside from the burned hair.
That Bitch makes a mention to several of the ppl and wanders away talking on her phone, attended by a nearby bot, exclaiming "Definitely not those assholes who looted the museum,"
>>60702
And the mantis becomes a living stick
>>60703
>[flattered pony empathy]
>'Yes, Flashy, I'll be there in a jiffy; you don't need that kitty. Just let me collect that bull's remains.'
She feels/thinks, as she makes her way over closer to Infernius's situation.
>>60704
Tracy slowly creeps towards his charred remains in stealth.
Have the bots around him dispersed?
>[flattered pony empathy]
>'Yes, Flashy, I'll be there in a jiffy; you don't need that kitty. Just let me collect that bull's remains.'
She feels/thinks, as she makes her way over closer to Infernius's situation.
>>60704
Tracy slowly creeps towards his charred remains in stealth.
Have the bots around him dispersed?
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>>60708
No, they're intent on making sure he doesn't move, aside from the steam wafting from his remains,... which are still regenerating.
No, they're intent on making sure he doesn't move, aside from the steam wafting from his remains,... which are still regenerating.
Thez meanwhile, thinks for a second, "I wonder what I'nis is doing. I hope he's not getting charred to a crisp."
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>>60710
Approximately, how many squares away is he from the crowd (need to know because speed/range and stuff)?
"Faust almighty..!" Tracy exclaims under her breath, eyeing the sizzling tender smoked ribs, in both exasperation and peculiar interest
So, are they just continuously burning him, or are they waiting for some kind of signal?
>>60704
>Susan's colleagues looted the museum
>security is on high because of that
>That Bitch has high enough card-access to have a personal bot guard her
Tracy absorbs all of this info.
Approximately, how many squares away is he from the crowd (need to know because speed/range and stuff)?
"Faust almighty..!" Tracy exclaims under her breath, eyeing the sizzling tender smoked ribs, in both exasperation and peculiar interest
So, are they just continuously burning him, or are they waiting for some kind of signal?
>>60704
>Susan's colleagues looted the museum
>security is on high because of that
>That Bitch has high enough card-access to have a personal bot guard her
Tracy absorbs all of this info.
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>>60720
Tbh, I'm waiting for the demon to emerge, but don't want to be a metafag about it.
Tracy appears visibly torn between attempting to retrieve Infernius's remains (at risk of exposing herself) and trying to follow the crown into the gate.
She takes a gander at the crowd around her assessing the situation and trying to figure out where to go from here.
Tbh, I'm waiting for the demon to emerge, but don't want to be a metafag about it.
Tracy appears visibly torn between attempting to retrieve Infernius's remains (at risk of exposing herself) and trying to follow the crown into the gate.
She takes a gander at the crowd around her assessing the situation and trying to figure out where to go from here.
>>60721
It'll be a bit before anyone bothers to remove the ring, I wouldn't wait on it, especially since Tracy doesn't know about that
It'll be a bit before anyone bothers to remove the ring, I wouldn't wait on it, especially since Tracy doesn't know about that
On her way toward the gates, That Bitch stops mid-stride. She has a visible but short exchange over the phone, before slouching her shoulders and making her way back to the stage.
>>60724
I would try harder to stay up right now, but I decided it wasn't worth it to watch you faggots debate cardishil Again
I would try harder to stay up right now, but I decided it wasn't worth it to watch you faggots debate cardishil Again
>>60725
Does he not die until the ring is removed? Even with negative hit points?
Anyway, Tracy figures trying to retrieve Infernius's stuff is too risky at this point, and proceeds to follow the crowd as she ponders her next move, still absorbing info.
How many rounds would it take to get back to the hole? The city seems pretty big, so Idk.
Does he not die until the ring is removed? Even with negative hit points?
Anyway, Tracy figures trying to retrieve Infernius's stuff is too risky at this point, and proceeds to follow the crowd as she ponders her next move, still absorbing info.
How many rounds would it take to get back to the hole? The city seems pretty big, so Idk.
>>60730
Well, he is dead, but regeneration does and will continue until the ring is removed, yes.
>rounds
A few, nothing extensive since she'd be making a direct line
Well, he is dead, but regeneration does and will continue until the ring is removed, yes.
>rounds
A few, nothing extensive since she'd be making a direct line
>>60730
What's the rush to go through the gates? All that's going to happen if it waits three minutes is that there will be less security then
What's the rush to go through the gates? All that's going to happen if it waits three minutes is that there will be less security then
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