As we start this latest Game thread, something is awry with Infernius. Maybe its the projectile vomiting, maybe the bleeding from his eyes and ears. Maybe its the tiny evil presence in his brain? Who knows, and where the fuck did he just teleport to? Teleport is an arcane spell!
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>>31258
Nope!
>>31263
A spellcaster who takes damage during casting must roll a concentration check, dc 1/2 the damage taken.
>>31272
>Animal and Good
Don't be a faggot
>>31281
I'm gonna need a quick rundown
....
Gawd u guys ~_~
>>31520
It wouldn't be cheating, there was no declaration or assumption of monogamy.
>>31536
e_e
Nope!
>>31263
A spellcaster who takes damage during casting must roll a concentration check, dc 1/2 the damage taken.
>>31272
>Animal and Good
Don't be a faggot
>>31281
I'm gonna need a quick rundown
....
Gawd u guys ~_~
>>31520
It wouldn't be cheating, there was no declaration or assumption of monogamy.
>>31536
e_e
I,... I don't even know where to begin. You guys,....
So my biggest question is "How did Infernius teleport FROM the tower?" The reason that's my question is because the tower has a number of fields in effect expressly to prevent unauthorized teleportation in and out of the Tower. One could say that Infernius was/would-have-been authorized, except last time he was talking about going to the NEP, so he would not have been authorized, for safety's sake.
I'll let it play out, but next time please check with me before anything off the wall.
By the way there's a better spell for finding people.
So my biggest question is "How did Infernius teleport FROM the tower?" The reason that's my question is because the tower has a number of fields in effect expressly to prevent unauthorized teleportation in and out of the Tower. One could say that Infernius was/would-have-been authorized, except last time he was talking about going to the NEP, so he would not have been authorized, for safety's sake.
I'll let it play out, but next time please check with me before anything off the wall.
By the way there's a better spell for finding people.
>>31608
What? Its true,.... You must realize how prevalent polygamy is amongst noble/royal families,... they even had official mistressess ffs!
What? Its true,.... You must realize how prevalent polygamy is amongst noble/royal families,... they even had official mistressess ffs!
>>31608
I mean she's not about to go shacking up with anyone (the Trump thing was a one-time necessity), but you might be surprised at how undisturbed she would be if she found out Infernius did it w/ someone.
I mean she's not about to go shacking up with anyone (the Trump thing was a one-time necessity), but you might be surprised at how undisturbed she would be if she found out Infernius did it w/ someone.
>>31611
Well, Infernius is currently brainbroken, so no worries there. Besides, I think you're misreading the situation, due to my abbreviated description cuz I'm still trying to figure what all has happened.
Thez declared her union to Infernius, under the authority of her existing household (with all rights and privileges thereof), which he reciprocated. If he shags someone other than Thez, it is of no consequence, so long as the doing so does not infringe upon the development of their household, which it wouldn't because she's from hell and dgaf. She's already quite seeded, so she's not concerned about what he may do in the interim.
Well, Infernius is currently brainbroken, so no worries there. Besides, I think you're misreading the situation, due to my abbreviated description cuz I'm still trying to figure what all has happened.
Thez declared her union to Infernius, under the authority of her existing household (with all rights and privileges thereof), which he reciprocated. If he shags someone other than Thez, it is of no consequence, so long as the doing so does not infringe upon the development of their household, which it wouldn't because she's from hell and dgaf. She's already quite seeded, so she's not concerned about what he may do in the interim.
And if he happens to sex some demons along the way, that just gives her something to do (read: kill). ^_^
>>31614
>no other guys
Well you're in luck then. Also note, she has a ring made out of Infernius' horn,... don't think he's getting away.
>no other guys
Well you're in luck then. Also note, she has a ring made out of Infernius' horn,... don't think he's getting away.
>>31618
Meaning, she's more interested in getting to the bottom of what's going on than she is at entertaining the thought of a threesome. e_e
Meaning, she's more interested in getting to the bottom of what's going on than she is at entertaining the thought of a threesome. e_e
>>31621
My thoughts as well, but I'm still not sure the capabilities of the worm.
Spoiler alert, its a brain worm,....
Anyhow, yeah. Does the worm have independent class levels? I was thinking something like Dax from Star Trek DS9, except ebil, so class levels would be applicable.
My thoughts as well, but I'm still not sure the capabilities of the worm.
Spoiler alert, its a brain worm,....
Anyhow, yeah. Does the worm have independent class levels? I was thinking something like Dax from Star Trek DS9, except ebil, so class levels would be applicable.
>>31622
Yea everyone guessed that straight out of the gate(i gotta get some stranger ideas),i was thinking that to.
Yea everyone guessed that straight out of the gate(i gotta get some stranger ideas),i was thinking that to.
>>31623
So then, "It's" options are limited. The travel ban is still in effect except against direct summons. There are several factions which might help "it", but none immediately available (even if it knew of them previously). "It" would surely know that its efforts will be doggedly pursued, and that stealth and secrecy would be the order of the day, but it also knows its in a particularly distinct and descriptive body.
So then, "It's" options are limited. The travel ban is still in effect except against direct summons. There are several factions which might help "it", but none immediately available (even if it knew of them previously). "It" would surely know that its efforts will be doggedly pursued, and that stealth and secrecy would be the order of the day, but it also knows its in a particularly distinct and descriptive body.
>>31627
For now. It is still limited by biological imperatives, so any neglect now will be consequential later.
For now. It is still limited by biological imperatives, so any neglect now will be consequential later.
>>31632
Noted. It will be several 'hours' before other characters are available and Thez has finished her mental chess-game anyway.
Noted. It will be several 'hours' before other characters are available and Thez has finished her mental chess-game anyway.
Other players - Tracy, Trump, Torcuil, Norfilly, and Taylor - now would be a good time to casually suggest the sorts of items you would want for going on a quest.
Also Sad Alex,... who is still a statue at the moment. Incidentally, the Fight Club was very distressed to hear that Thez would no longer be administering the beatings, and they are most suspicious and critical of this "Yak Lee" guy.
>>31631
reeeeeeeee! Action in game yesterday would have had to have taken place from 10 P to 1 AM to make sense under my timeline
reeeeeeeee! Action in game yesterday would have had to have taken place from 10 P to 1 AM to make sense under my timeline
>tfw you leave your portion of the pizza in the fridge, and by the time you wake up someone else has eaten it
[hungry nerd noises]
[hungry nerd noises]
Torc, can you have your character crafts some sovereign glue, so we can invent duct tape?
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Animals with black horns have iron in them to strengthen them, right? Anyone think the horn Infernius left behind would make for a good Iron Horn of Valhalla, for Taylor? She's squishy, so she could use the man-power.
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Horn_of_Valhalla
https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Horn_of_Valhalla
>>31648
You replied right before I deleted it. It's actually an artifact item: an un-craftable item, capable of breaking the game.
You replied right before I deleted it. It's actually an artifact item: an un-craftable item, capable of breaking the game.
>>31649
Okay, Torc can make the glue.
He just needs the "Craft Wonderous items" feat...
Unless GM is iill to stray from the rules
Okay, Torc can make the glue.
He just needs the "Craft Wonderous items" feat...
Unless GM is iill to stray from the rules
Did Lenos ever get back from his date?
I wonder how it went.
I wonder how it went.
>>31636
>thinks its going to make sense somehow
>>31638
>what's Dax
>condescending intensifies
Yes. New gear. You just got a duplicating chopstick so rations are not really an issue.
>>31641
Who?
>>31651
How many nifty machines do I have to throw at you?
>>31655
Just hold onto it for a bit, it will come up in conversation.
>thinks its going to make sense somehow
>>31638
>what's Dax
>condescending intensifies
Yes. New gear. You just got a duplicating chopstick so rations are not really an issue.
>>31641
Who?
>>31651
How many nifty machines do I have to throw at you?
>>31655
Just hold onto it for a bit, it will come up in conversation.
Thez snaps out of her trance and immediately makes a bee-line for the library and starts writing, scribbling notes, making sketches, amd throws a whole bunch of books down on the table around her main work.
>>31656
Uh, 420 machines
>condescending
Rude, I haven't gotten there yet
>New gear
Uhhhhh, I can't think of anything Torc would need.
Any sugestions faggots?
Uh, 420 machines
>condescending
Rude, I haven't gotten there yet
>New gear
Uhhhhh, I can't think of anything Torc would need.
Any sugestions faggots?
>>31659
"I'nis," is all Thez says, as she furiously but precisely and deliberately continues working.
"I'nis," is all Thez says, as she furiously but precisely and deliberately continues working.
>>31661
Murderous glare, continues working.
(I know, that was for the condescending bit, but still).
Dax is a symbiotic life form that merges with the organism it is paired with, where both consciousnesses unite. The host gains the full knowledge and perception of the parasite, while the parasite gets a new body to operate in. The parasite maintains its disposition regardless of the host it is placed in (there was an episode where Dax was forcibly taken and put into an antagonist, but after doing so assumed Dax' affable manner and perception), and the host personality takes a back seat.
Murderous glare, continues working.
(I know, that was for the condescending bit, but still).
Dax is a symbiotic life form that merges with the organism it is paired with, where both consciousnesses unite. The host gains the full knowledge and perception of the parasite, while the parasite gets a new body to operate in. The parasite maintains its disposition regardless of the host it is placed in (there was an episode where Dax was forcibly taken and put into an antagonist, but after doing so assumed Dax' affable manner and perception), and the host personality takes a back seat.
Enjoy your trips
>>31664
Essentially. In the series, there are a number of training proceedures that allow the host to maintain its self better, in preparation for the joining, and which allow Dax a more 'stable' environment to operate in (which amount to "Sort Yourself Out Anon!"), but yeah. Dax is several thousand years old and its presence is rather overwhelming.
Essentially. In the series, there are a number of training proceedures that allow the host to maintain its self better, in preparation for the joining, and which allow Dax a more 'stable' environment to operate in (which amount to "Sort Yourself Out Anon!"), but yeah. Dax is several thousand years old and its presence is rather overwhelming.
Thez continues working, her fancy broom has been largely dis-assembled and is laid out on the table. Her pretty-shiny plates are stacked neatly in another spot. She loses composure incrementally, and several of her notes and diagrams are dotted with tears, but she continues to work, sketching/compiling/working on something.
She reaches her hand to her forehead for a moment, and curses herself for a moment.
"Please excuse me," <whoooof>
About a minute or so goes by and she <whoooof> reappears wearing those ruby goggles that Lenos was always wearing (they were hers to begin with). As she reappears and resumes her 'work' she says to Torcuil. "In chess, one doesn't ever win by accident. One doesn't stumble into their opponent's checkmate, not to any reliable degree anyway. Someone has done this deliberately, and they have the element of surprise. I don't know who it is, and I don't know why, but before I even make my first move I am going to ensure that every move is a winning move."
"Please excuse me," <whoooof>
About a minute or so goes by and she <whoooof> reappears wearing those ruby goggles that Lenos was always wearing (they were hers to begin with). As she reappears and resumes her 'work' she says to Torcuil. "In chess, one doesn't ever win by accident. One doesn't stumble into their opponent's checkmate, not to any reliable degree anyway. Someone has done this deliberately, and they have the element of surprise. I don't know who it is, and I don't know why, but before I even make my first move I am going to ensure that every move is a winning move."
>>31663
>symbiotic life form
>life form
Then why didn't it fix the problem when Tracy burned Infernius's entire body and grew a new body from his balls? I suspected he had some kind of brain worm.
>symbiotic life form
>life form
Then why didn't it fix the problem when Tracy burned Infernius's entire body and grew a new body from his balls? I suspected he had some kind of brain worm.
>>31676
"So, military stradegy?"
Torc pulls up a chair across the table
"What exactly are you planning to get him back? I should be able to find him, and I still have plenty of his hair for spells."
"So, military stradegy?"
Torc pulls up a chair across the table
"What exactly are you planning to get him back? I should be able to find him, and I still have plenty of his hair for spells."
>>31679
"Find him? What's your method? My plan is to ensure that he can be followed wherever or however far he goes."
"Find him? What's your method? My plan is to ensure that he can be followed wherever or however far he goes."
>>31681
Hmmmm. So you did. But, Infernius' player disregarded that as being effective. I can think of a few reasons for that (fire resistence, momentary etherealness of the invader, etc.) but it seems that its still Game On.
Hmmmm. So you did. But, Infernius' player disregarded that as being effective. I can think of a few reasons for that (fire resistence, momentary etherealness of the invader, etc.) but it seems that its still Game On.
>>31680
"I was thinking of Scrying, but if you have a better idea, I'm all ears."
What class is Thez in general
"I was thinking of Scrying, but if you have a better idea, I'm all ears."
What class is Thez in general
*walks into room* (that she's only ever used to store body parts)
*inspects Soros's Arm*
>blood is probably dried up
>disappointment.png
>claws and look wicked though
>would make for great unholy blades or gauntlets
>maybe even a full plate of demon armor
*inspects troll and hydra skulls*
>one could plausibly make for a great enchanted mask
>this was a comment I typed earlier but never posted
What can Tracy do during this time? Her first action would be to feed her birds.
*inspects Soros's Arm*
>blood is probably dried up
>disappointment.png
>claws and look wicked though
>would make for great unholy blades or gauntlets
>maybe even a full plate of demon armor
*inspects troll and hydra skulls*
>one could plausibly make for a great enchanted mask
>this was a comment I typed earlier but never posted
What can Tracy do during this time? Her first action would be to feed her birds.
>>31684
"I'm designing a device, a compass of sorts, that operates on the principles of Locate Creature. It won't tell range, or actual location, but as long as we're on the same plane, it will point toward his direction," she says holding up the hand that has his bull-horn ring on it.
>class (kek)
L14 Fighter
L20 Monk
L9 Shadowdancer
L6 Horizon Walker
>>31685
Thez has an item creation hax. Tracy doesn't know that yet, but get creative.
"I'm designing a device, a compass of sorts, that operates on the principles of Locate Creature. It won't tell range, or actual location, but as long as we're on the same plane, it will point toward his direction," she says holding up the hand that has his bull-horn ring on it.
>class (kek)
L14 Fighter
L20 Monk
L9 Shadowdancer
L6 Horizon Walker
>>31685
Thez has an item creation hax. Tracy doesn't know that yet, but get creative.
>>31686
I know what 2 of those classes are.
"Smart, actually I could use scrying while you use that to pinpoint him"
I know what 2 of those classes are.
"Smart, actually I could use scrying while you use that to pinpoint him"
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>>31688
>Horizon Walker is a archtype of Ranger
Teach me your ways great one.
Can Thez make torc a magical cattle prod for the Infernius fight?
Shoots electricity and has a chance of paralyzing?
>Horizon Walker is a archtype of Ranger
Teach me your ways great one.
Can Thez make torc a magical cattle prod for the Infernius fight?
Shoots electricity and has a chance of paralyzing?
>>31687
Horizon Walker is a prestige class based on a nomadic lifestyle, where the benefits are more to do with the environment that one inhabits than the specialty of a particular class.
Shadow Dancer is a rogue-ish class that is more about being elusive and trickster-ish than about stealing and backstabbing; its a largely performance (read: circus) based class.
>prod
"Yes."
Horizon Walker is a prestige class based on a nomadic lifestyle, where the benefits are more to do with the environment that one inhabits than the specialty of a particular class.
Shadow Dancer is a rogue-ish class that is more about being elusive and trickster-ish than about stealing and backstabbing; its a largely performance (read: circus) based class.
>prod
"Yes."
>>31690
Oh....
>yes to the prod
It better be enchanted in the name of Mike "shock the gay away" Pence.
"Thanks Thez, and don't worry. We'll get infernius back"
Oh....
>yes to the prod
It better be enchanted in the name of Mike "shock the gay away" Pence.
"Thanks Thez, and don't worry. We'll get infernius back"
>>31689
"One can't learn the ways of a Horizon Walker by studying or being lectured. One learns that by Walking."
"One can't learn the ways of a Horizon Walker by studying or being lectured. One learns that by Walking."
>>31692
These boots are made for walking
And that's just what they'll do
Someday these boots are gonna walk all over you
"Oh, I meant the ranger aspect...
But okay, I understand.
These boots are made for walking
And that's just what they'll do
Someday these boots are gonna walk all over you
"Oh, I meant the ranger aspect...
But okay, I understand.
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I have a whole list of items that I want someday, but the one that'd be most useful would be those animated Abyssal Demon Claws, so Tracy could function as if she had hands, and deliver devastating effects with a extra effects with them during her sneak attacks.
>>31691
>prod
https://youtu.be/OCCjzN8Mghc
>>31694
Well, Thez is gearing/strategizing up to find Infernius, and she plans on making adjustments to her own reportoire, so when the opportunity permits, say "Hey, I could use sum of deez."
>prod
https://youtu.be/OCCjzN8Mghc
>>31694
Well, Thez is gearing/strategizing up to find Infernius, and she plans on making adjustments to her own reportoire, so when the opportunity permits, say "Hey, I could use sum of deez."
Tracy lumbers through the hallways, in nightmare form, (her body is covered in 'affectionate' pecking wounds), dragging the Remains of George Soros's severed arm by her chains, headed towards the forge.
"Does anyone know if Lenos has gotten back from his date yet? I haven't heard from him in days." asks to anyone around
"Does anyone know if Lenos has gotten back from his date yet? I haven't heard from him in days." asks to anyone around
Trumpaladin, awoken from his cot in the monastery, has a few more words with the Spartan trainees, then rides Fae back to the tower
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>>31700
This.
I Would absolutely love a Mask of the Skull, and an Everwhirling Chain of Flame too, but I don't want to be greedy.
This.
I Would absolutely love a Mask of the Skull, and an Everwhirling Chain of Flame too, but I don't want to be greedy.
Torc goes to test his new rod on something
Maybe a chicken so it'll cook.
Maybe a chicken so it'll cook.
(please note, she's had that with her for friggin centuries, she's not giving it to you cuz she's feeling generous)
>>31714
"Ish,"
She bundles the shiny plates together, and the sword/broom parts. as well as several of the diagrams.
"I don't know what is happening, though clearly something 'is'. By the scenario, I would guess that the trail will lead to other planes, and depending on the plane, who knows what could be in store. I'm calling in a favor. If, as you currently are, you found yourself faced with having to venture into places that were literally designed to eat your soul, what would you want to have with you?"
"Ish,"
She bundles the shiny plates together, and the sword/broom parts. as well as several of the diagrams.
"I don't know what is happening, though clearly something 'is'. By the scenario, I would guess that the trail will lead to other planes, and depending on the plane, who knows what could be in store. I'm calling in a favor. If, as you currently are, you found yourself faced with having to venture into places that were literally designed to eat your soul, what would you want to have with you?"
"What's worse, I can almost assume that there is some degree of counter-measure in store. This most likely isn't an isolated incident, and while I'm still trying to puzzle out "who", I would assume that upon any departure there will be a counter-offensive against the Port and any surrounding allies. Tl;dr Infernius was just the first move."
Well, if I were to have anything I wanted like a kid in a candy store, I'd want:
>Animated Abyssal Demon Claw Guantlets (effectively +4 keen weapons (1d10/19–20) that afflict the target as if she had been struck by an energy drain spell (Fortitude negates DC 23) or Contagion (Fortitude DC 14 negates)
>Everwhirling Chain of Flame
>Mask of the skull
>Shapeshifter's Armor (studded leather) of Shadow and Slickness
>Horseshoes of The Peerless Steed
>Mace of Blood and Terror
>Berserking Sword
Unholy Despoiler
>Ring of Spell Turning
>Eyes of Doom
Headband of Epic Intellect
Unholy Despoiler
Luck Blade
Of course, that's freaking ridiculous, but it felt great to finally let it out.
>>31705
Dream bigger (but not as big as me because I'm just a massive faggot).
>Animated Abyssal Demon Claw Guantlets (effectively +4 keen weapons (1d10/19–20) that afflict the target as if she had been struck by an energy drain spell (Fortitude negates DC 23) or Contagion (Fortitude DC 14 negates)
>Everwhirling Chain of Flame
>Mask of the skull
>Shapeshifter's Armor (studded leather) of Shadow and Slickness
>Horseshoes of The Peerless Steed
>Mace of Blood and Terror
>Berserking Sword
Unholy Despoiler
>Ring of Spell Turning
>Eyes of Doom
Headband of Epic Intellect
Unholy Despoiler
Luck Blade
Of course, that's freaking ridiculous, but it felt great to finally let it out.
>>31705
Dream bigger (but not as big as me because I'm just a massive faggot).
>>31716
"I must admit, I really don't know, either what to expect, or what would help. Does a Paladin's Death Ward Spell protect?
Maybe a Cloak of epic resistance for protection against spell like effects? Mantle of Epic Spell Resistance? Mantle of Faith? Bracers of Armor?"
"I must admit, I really don't know, either what to expect, or what would help. Does a Paladin's Death Ward Spell protect?
Maybe a Cloak of epic resistance for protection against spell like effects? Mantle of Epic Spell Resistance? Mantle of Faith? Bracers of Armor?"
>>31717
Thanks
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/rings/ring-elemental/
Can Torc get one of these, with a 1d4 determining element?
>>31718
>>31716
Is there a "soul-binding enchantment" that allows a characters soul to never be stole?
Also, what did you think of Trash Man?
Thanks
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/rings/ring-elemental/
Can Torc get one of these, with a 1d4 determining element?
>>31718
>>31716
Is there a "soul-binding enchantment" that allows a characters soul to never be stole?
Also, what did you think of Trash Man?
>>31716
"Should we mobilize the Generals and the Spartan Trainees for a home defense? Try to take over the Gestapo as well? Maybe send a pigeon to Baz to do the same in Sparintenar?"
"Should we mobilize the Generals and the Spartan Trainees for a home defense? Try to take over the Gestapo as well? Maybe send a pigeon to Baz to do the same in Sparintenar?"
>>31719
No Skull mask. One hit kill is too haxxor in a game where everyone else has to deal sufficient damage
No Skull mask. One hit kill is too haxxor in a game where everyone else has to deal sufficient damage
>>31720
What are the stats for your suit of Chain Shirt? It could be upgraded to a Invulnerable Coat.
Also, get a freaking shield.
>>31719
One of those unholy despoilers was actually supposed to be a ring of animal friendship. The other was vorpal.
Just daydreaming.
>>31723
It's got a DC, and quite a few attacks in game are effectively "one-shot kill", anyway.
What are the stats for your suit of Chain Shirt? It could be upgraded to a Invulnerable Coat.
Also, get a freaking shield.
>>31719
One of those unholy despoilers was actually supposed to be a ring of animal friendship. The other was vorpal.
Just daydreaming.
>>31723
It's got a DC, and quite a few attacks in game are effectively "one-shot kill", anyway.
>>31719
8O "You're lucky the circumstances."
>>31721
>trash man
I don't get the meme, but it worked alright. I don't know about the attribute rolling, but for a story element it worked well.
>ring
"Maybe, but there will be a cost for it, a "to be determined" sort of cost (read, a 'favor')."
>>31722
"Yes,"
>>31723
Oh plz, Skull Masks r babbies first ebin magic items. They suck.
>>31720
"K."
>>31724
His suit is already plenty buffed. Its based on Celestial Chain, except neutral-aligned.
8O "You're lucky the circumstances."
>>31721
>trash man
I don't get the meme, but it worked alright. I don't know about the attribute rolling, but for a story element it worked well.
>ring
"Maybe, but there will be a cost for it, a "to be determined" sort of cost (read, a 'favor')."
>>31722
"Yes,"
>>31723
Oh plz, Skull Masks r babbies first ebin magic items. They suck.
>>31720
"K."
>>31724
His suit is already plenty buffed. Its based on Celestial Chain, except neutral-aligned.
>>31724
>What are the stats for your suit of Chain Shirt?
Already pretty enchanted. I think +8 AC. And I have Korak's "Bee" magic ring shield which is functionally a heavy shield. I don't have a tower shield, but I am not rated for it or for wielding the bastard weapons one handed either
>What are the stats for your suit of Chain Shirt?
Already pretty enchanted. I think +8 AC. And I have Korak's "Bee" magic ring shield which is functionally a heavy shield. I don't have a tower shield, but I am not rated for it or for wielding the bastard weapons one handed either
>>31725
Is there a Horseshoes of Speed we can make as paw pads for Fae that allow her to have those but still use a claw attack?
Um... a Cloak of Charisma is another good thing, especially since the bonus can be added to saving throws. A Stone of Luck is also good for saving throws
Is there a Horseshoes of Speed we can make as paw pads for Fae that allow her to have those but still use a claw attack?
Um... a Cloak of Charisma is another good thing, especially since the bonus can be added to saving throws. A Stone of Luck is also good for saving throws
>>31725
Whelp, Trumpaladin prepares a note:
"Demonic Incursion reported in Port Barry. A Brain worm that is capable of controlling its host, how the infection came about and what is to follow is unknown. Mobilize your defenses and beware of demons"
Is sent by pigeon to Baz
Essentially the same is sent to Sechs via pigeon, telling him to consider ways of protecting the citizenry
Fae is called in and asked to mobilize the Generals, and also now the Spartan Trainees, for a possible attack on the city.
A messenger is sent to Gestapo headquarters, telling them they have been transferred in their control because of the temporary incapacitation of their leader, and are ordered, likewise, to mobilize and prepare to defend the city
Whelp, Trumpaladin prepares a note:
"Demonic Incursion reported in Port Barry. A Brain worm that is capable of controlling its host, how the infection came about and what is to follow is unknown. Mobilize your defenses and beware of demons"
Is sent by pigeon to Baz
Essentially the same is sent to Sechs via pigeon, telling him to consider ways of protecting the citizenry
Fae is called in and asked to mobilize the Generals, and also now the Spartan Trainees, for a possible attack on the city.
A messenger is sent to Gestapo headquarters, telling them they have been transferred in their control because of the temporary incapacitation of their leader, and are ordered, likewise, to mobilize and prepare to defend the city
>>31725
REEEEEEE! GET A REAL FUCKING SHEILD! It's inconvenient if you die!
Get a Lion's Shield, of Great Reflection: You don't even have to hold that.
>>31729
You'll want a Circlet of Persuasion.
We could also bind Fae's soul to the Shield and make it Intelligent, after she dies.
Or just fuck everything and ask of an Artifact, like an Iron Gauntlet of War.
REEEEEEE! GET A REAL FUCKING SHEILD! It's inconvenient if you die!
Get a Lion's Shield, of Great Reflection: You don't even have to hold that.
>>31729
You'll want a Circlet of Persuasion.
We could also bind Fae's soul to the Shield and make it Intelligent, after she dies.
Or just fuck everything and ask of an Artifact, like an Iron Gauntlet of War.
>waits for shit to go down
Also lion's shields do have to be held, but attack autonomously (they don't 'dance', they're just animated)
>tfw Infernius is gonna get my character killed
I hope you know what you're doing faggot,....
I hope you know what you're doing faggot,....
>>31740
Got it. Evil that
>>31738
The lion's head is animated, but the shield is not. Its still a shield, just a bitey one.
Got it. Evil that
>>31738
The lion's head is animated, but the shield is not. Its still a shield, just a bitey one.
>>31744
Just for the record, can one wear a circlet and a headband at the same time?
>We can just leave him, right?
Oh come on, man. You're the freaking Paladin.
Just for the record, can one wear a circlet and a headband at the same time?
>We can just leave him, right?
Oh come on, man. You're the freaking Paladin.
I will take the opportunity to point out that the literal weeks and months of inter-game planning is all moot at this point. All the careful strategizing and planning for in-world shenanigens is all taking a big back-seat, cuz of recent. I cannot stress how much you,... wonderful players ^_^`,... have pushed the envelope of GM responding to player input and activity.
>>31744
>cutting losses
That would be inconceivably out of character for Thez, but its up to everyone if they want to make a moral/dispositional decision.
>>31746
Nope, just one
>freakin' paladin
IKR?
>>31744
>cutting losses
That would be inconceivably out of character for Thez, but its up to everyone if they want to make a moral/dispositional decision.
>>31746
Nope, just one
>freakin' paladin
IKR?
>>31747
If I get le ebin items out of it, I'm more than happy to go through whatever bullshit we're about to be put through.
... Who's going to watch Tracy's birds while she's gone?
If I get le ebin items out of it, I'm more than happy to go through whatever bullshit we're about to be put through.
... Who's going to watch Tracy's birds while she's gone?
Thez finishes her diagrams and shite by writing a lengthy scroll, which she 'stamps' by drawing a small drop of blood, smearing it over her moniker.
"Any last requests?"
"Any last requests?"
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>>31753
The mystery is part of the fun.
>>31757
>>31758
I thought she'd go with Torc..
Tracy, in the mean time, explains to Trollestia that she has to go catch the stupid bull. She gives her a long-ass lecture on how to take care of them, how often to feed then, when to make them sleep... etc. She sounds like an over-protective mother ranting-on to a baby-sitter
She can cast Sending right? Tracy will want status updates.
>>31761
There are always more requests.
The mystery is part of the fun.
>>31757
>>31758
I thought she'd go with Torc..
Tracy, in the mean time, explains to Trollestia that she has to go catch the stupid bull. She gives her a long-ass lecture on how to take care of them, how often to feed then, when to make them sleep... etc. She sounds like an over-protective mother ranting-on to a baby-sitter
She can cast Sending right? Tracy will want status updates.
>>31761
There are always more requests.
>>31733
>Lion's Shield of Great Reflection
Fun fact, the last paladin had one of those,... his is one of the heads on display in the mess hall.
So I've got:
Pence Prod
Resistance Cloak
Animated Demon-Murder Claws
Funky Flaming Chain
Mask of Skull (4 spoopy)
Shapeshifter's Well-Lubed Shadow Armor
Haxxshoes
Ebin Murder Mace
Rage Sword
Unholy Despoiler (???)
Ring of Spell Turning
Eyes of Doom
Headband of Intellect (no ebin)
Unholy Despoiler? Again?
Luck Blade
Bracers of Speed (Fae)
Lion's Shield of Reflecting
Circlet of Persuasion
Periapt of Wisdom
Helm of Teleportation
>>31767
Uhm,... you might want to re-think that position
>Lion's Shield of Great Reflection
Fun fact, the last paladin had one of those,... his is one of the heads on display in the mess hall.
So I've got:
Pence Prod
Resistance Cloak
Animated Demon-Murder Claws
Funky Flaming Chain
Mask of Skull (4 spoopy)
Shapeshifter's Well-Lubed Shadow Armor
Haxxshoes
Ebin Murder Mace
Rage Sword
Unholy Despoiler (???)
Ring of Spell Turning
Eyes of Doom
Headband of Intellect (no ebin)
Unholy Despoiler? Again?
Luck Blade
Bracers of Speed (Fae)
Lion's Shield of Reflecting
Circlet of Persuasion
Periapt of Wisdom
Helm of Teleportation
>>31767
Uhm,... you might want to re-think that position
What do you think happens amongst the 'natives' when a being that is the embodiment of natural and unadultered purity shows up in their midst? Its almost like what happens when an overly sexy young female arrives.
Thez inconspicuously adjusts her mask.
Thez inconspicuously adjusts her mask.
>>31772
Are you telling me that Trumpaladin, Fae, and Torcuil are too low in auras of good to be of interest?
Are you telling me that Trumpaladin, Fae, and Torcuil are too low in auras of good to be of interest?
[1d100 = 68]
>>31770
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/rings/
1d100 for lesser medium ring cause I can't decide.
>>31770
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic-items/rings/
1d100 for lesser medium ring cause I can't decide.
>>31778
Well, you're not a paladin, so you don't emanate an aura of good, and you're also not a monster
Well, you're not a paladin, so you don't emanate an aura of good, and you're also not a monster
>>31780
Oh. It's like an energy certain beings emanate based upon alignment that make them detectable to creatures of opposite alignment
Oh. It's like an energy certain beings emanate based upon alignment that make them detectable to creatures of opposite alignment
>>31778
In terms of "Who to rape/slaughter first", from that list, yes.
Thez wanders to the vault and overlooks the collection that's available.
In terms of "Who to rape/slaughter first", from that list, yes.
Thez wanders to the vault and overlooks the collection that's available.
>>31772
>>31770
One of those Unholy Despoiler Was supposed to be a ring of Animal Friendship
Vorpal Unholy Despoiler of Luck, in place of the luck blade?
I jest, of course.
Unless…
>>31761
>last requests
Alright, can she have a Figurine of Wondrous Power (Obsidian Steed edition), in the form of a Pendant, so she can carry everyone home when they all fucking die?
She may as well put a shrinking carriage in her bag too.
>>31772
As an Outsider with 15 HD and two levels in Blackguard, what's the magnitude of Tracy's Unholy Aura?
>>31770
One of those Unholy Despoiler Was supposed to be a ring of Animal Friendship
Vorpal Unholy Despoiler of Luck, in place of the luck blade?
I jest, of course.
Unless…
>>31761
>last requests
Alright, can she have a Figurine of Wondrous Power (Obsidian Steed edition), in the form of a Pendant, so she can carry everyone home when they all fucking die?
She may as well put a shrinking carriage in her bag too.
>>31772
As an Outsider with 15 HD and two levels in Blackguard, what's the magnitude of Tracy's Unholy Aura?
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>>31783
>animal friendship
No, friendship is definitely outside the purview of Thez' haxx.
>figurine
Maybe,... he says to the hoers. (a pity Infernius has Uatchit)
>aura
Decent, but everyone has one where I think we're going.
>>31784
>>31785
???
>animal friendship
No, friendship is definitely outside the purview of Thez' haxx.
>figurine
Maybe,... he says to the hoers. (a pity Infernius has Uatchit)
>aura
Decent, but everyone has one where I think we're going.
>>31784
>>31785
???
>>31790
For who?
Torc has ranged shit
>just remembered I have a Christmas party tonight
Fuck, I'll probaly be gone from 6et to maybe 8
For who?
Torc has ranged shit
>just remembered I have a Christmas party tonight
Fuck, I'll probaly be gone from 6et to maybe 8
Thez continues by grabbing up all the loot she can before <whoooof>,....
<whooof> she grabs up more and <whooof>,...
<whooof> to be followed by more of the <whoooof>,...
<whooof> same. (She's looting the vault FYI)
<whooof> she grabs up more and <whooof>,...
<whooof> to be followed by more of the <whoooof>,...
<whooof> same. (She's looting the vault FYI)
>>31787
I was thinking about a pendant in place of the figurine, since I guessed it was based off of a Nightmare in the first place.
Something that could allow her to Plane Shift once a week; the benefit would be that she doesn't have the 10% chance to carry her rider to a lower plane and leave them there.
I was thinking about a pendant in place of the figurine, since I guessed it was based off of a Nightmare in the first place.
Something that could allow her to Plane Shift once a week; the benefit would be that she doesn't have the 10% chance to carry her rider to a lower plane and leave them there.
>>31792
Trumpaladin is grateful for the weapon that shall slightly forestall his death by rape
question to Thez
"Is it advisable to take Fae?"
Trumpaladin is grateful for the weapon that shall slightly forestall his death by rape
question to Thez
"Is it advisable to take Fae?"
>Trumpaladin's last interaction with Tracy was to be nearly crushed to death and placed in a constant threat of Asphyxiation by her
>>31797
No aura that I'm finding, but they are distinguishably good so still has a target.
>>31796
"There's nothing about this that's 'advisable'. Whoever goes on this venture does so at their peril."
Thez <whooooofs> again, and momentarily <whooof> reappears.
"Well, its done then. By my calculations, we should have a response in the next hour" (game-time, I will need to run for a few minutes tho).
No aura that I'm finding, but they are distinguishably good so still has a target.
>>31796
"There's nothing about this that's 'advisable'. Whoever goes on this venture does so at their peril."
Thez <whooooofs> again, and momentarily <whooof> reappears.
"Well, its done then. By my calculations, we should have a response in the next hour" (game-time, I will need to run for a few minutes tho).
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