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Anonymous
Rb9Rf
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No.31191
31313
As we start this latest Game thread, something is awry with Infernius. Maybe its the projectile vomiting, maybe the bleeding from his eyes and ears. Maybe its the tiny evil presence in his brain? Who knows, and where the fuck did he just teleport to? Teleport is an arcane spell!
605 replies and 60 files omitted.
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31192
>butters bread
vGUCF
?
No.31193
31196 31197
>>31189 →
Grapples Horse Pussy
\r
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31194
Spoilered

Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31196
31198
>>31193
I thought you were riding her?
vGUCF
?
No.31197
[1d20 = 15]
>>31193
Damn it, the dice disappeared when I edited

Roll for pussy grapple
Trumpaladin
vGUCF
?
No.31198
31200
>>31196
Yes, he would lean back in the saddle and reach with one hand
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31199
31206
>Torc waits for taxi to the rest of the party
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31200
31202 31203
>>31198
Don't fall off, she's four meters long, at least.
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31201
>waits for Infernius's faggot, o we can actually do things
Trumpaladin
vGUCF
?
No.31202
31204
>>31200
She's the size of draft horse. Clydesdale, Percheron or Shire
Trumpaladin
vGUCF
?
No.31203
>>31200
>Meters
Get out of my country with that Bolshevik speak
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31204
31205
>>31202
How about a shetland?
Trumpaladin
vGUCF
?
No.31205
>>31204
Kek, maybe when not mounted. She's a draft horse when mounted
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
?
No.31206
31207
>>31199
>Thez pokes her head in the stables
"Infernius flipped out, he may be hiding somewhere in the tower. He hasn't tried to leave by the front or by the dais."
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31207
31209
>>31206
Torc recoils a bit
"Gah, oh hey Thez. So he is still in the tower?"
>remembers sense chaos
"Hey come wth me, we need someone who can get through to Infernius"
Torc casts Detect Chaos adheads that way.
Trumpaladin
vGUCF
?
No.31208
*Casts Detect Evil Again, while trying to calm Tracy so she can get back to Tracking*
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
?
No.31209
31211 31215 31216
>>31207
"You go on ahead. I'm covering the entrance."
Remember, you're waiting on Infernius' faggot for more.
iNbY6
?
No.31210
[3d20 = 35]
>>31176 →
>he may still be somewhere in the tower
Casts Detect Good Again, to find his aura.
Spot+5
Listen+5
Track (via the scent of his blood and diarrhea, since he was bleeding profusely, and hasn't bathed since then)

Tracy then moves in that direction.
Trumpaladin
vGUCF
?
No.31211
31212
>>31209
You have a hell of a lot more than +5 as Cauchemar. You have +21 on both
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31212
31213 31217
>>31211
GM said I don't get any racial bonuses in that form.. +5 was just from pony-senses.
Trumpaladin
vGUCF
?
No.31213
31214
>>31212
reeeeee

But this is full Paladin's Mount form
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31214
31218
>>31213
Ask GM..
Trumpaladin
vGUCF
?
No.31215
>>31209
Trumpaladin orders Fae, who defaults to 11 ranks each in spot and listen and has a +4 racial bonus for each, to continue searching new areas with Spot and Listen checks

Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31216
31217
>>31209
"Alright."
Torc wanders aimlessly, cause he can't find the choatic pressence
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
?
No.31217
31219 31220
gala_ep_pony_shrug_by_0_capslock_0-d6hvybg.png
>>31216
>>31212
No bonuses when its a knowledge/experience based skill. Spot and Listen checks would apply.
Trumpaladin
vGUCF
?
No.31218
31220
>>31214
I know what we can do instead. In fact, I know two things we can do instead
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31219
31222
>>31217
I don't understand. I'm just say Torc can't find him cause his faggot isn't here.
[i]But when he comes back...
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31220
31224
>>31217
>knowledge/experience based
Got it.
>>31218
What's the idea.
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31221
31223
While Torc has nothing to do, he inspects his new chopsticks
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
?
No.31222
31229
>>31219
I won't be here for that. Thez is defaulting to monitor the main entrance and the dais, not letting anyone leave. (stunning fist into submission)
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
?
No.31223
31229
>>31221
They're made of rattan, and they're connected at one end
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31224
31226 31227
>>31220
A couple days ago I intended Trumpaladin to "take a walk around the world to ease his troubled mind," that is, go to a different part of the map as yet unexplored as a way of getting away from the party members. Relations have improved since then so the rationale isn't as strong, but the mountain range to to the South is barely explored, and going the way we went to the Troll encapment, going in the direction the trolls (tried to) flee, is another mountain range, and also what looks like an Elf city just a little ways to the north in the valley. I figured it would be worth exploring these areas, for tribes or monsters or whatever.

Now here's the issue. Fae can fly, can fight, and can track, but Large Dragons can go a hell of a lot faster than she can (or Tracy, for that matter), and if Trumpaladin is attacked by a large dragon, she can't teleport or jaunt away.

So I thought I'd ride Trollestia, who can do most of the same things, but also can teleport. However, I think Trollestia's teleportation only works in certain familiar areas. Which means only Tracy (who is usually too busy to be used) can do everything that is needed for the exploration

tl;dr: Go exploring, maybe murder some things and loot them.
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31225
Detect Ebil/Good still works on the Ethereal plane, right? Could the two change planes, detect the auras, and then immediately phase towards his location?
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31226
31228
someday.png
>>31224
>I thought I'd ride Trollestia
..........
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
?
No.31227
31228 31229 31272
>>31224
Trollestia can't teleport. Only Torcuil and Lenos can teleport, while Thez does Dimension Door at absurd range (for the ability).
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31228
31230
>>31227
That's what I thought. I think only Tracy is capable of doing what I thought I needed

>>31226
But she's so busy all the time!
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31229
31231
>>31223
I'm so shocked
>>31222
Okay
>>31227
Haha plebs
Bow before my teleporting powers
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31230
31243
no.png
>>31228
..........
Give her just a couple days, so that she can leave the birds alone for a while.
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
?
No.31231
31232 31233
>>31229
When they're split, they split into two pairs of chopsticks. One of those pairs continues the chain of duplication, the other splits seemingly as normal.
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31232
31234 31236 31237 31238
>>31231
Yes yes, you told me last night.
But then you made a vague comment about there being a good use for them
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31233
>>31231
Can it be used as fuel?
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
?
No.31234
31235
>>31232
You're seriously just going to sit there and ask? You're not going to "Identify" or "Analyze Dweomer", or something that eliminates my ability to be vague and non-descript?
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31235
31240
>>31234
Dweomer?
Cast itwasimplyediwantedtoidentify
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31236
31239
>>31232
Try burning one of the duplicate chopsticks.
Then see how quickly you can break it to duplicate it.
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31237
31239 31243
>>31232
But two days is such a very long time! I could just have him go out on Fae or Trollestia But if a great wyern Red Dragon or something like that finds him, then he is dead, and he cannot be saved by fight or flight. Tracy could Ethereal Jaunt if that happened. GM would punish for escaping danger us by sending a huge devourer after us in the Ethereal Plane, but quite frankly I'd rather take my chances with the devourer.

Trollestia has the disadvantage of being of Good alignment, which means that she might disagree with Trumpaladin as to whether an encountered monster should be murdered or not, where as Fae, loyal follower, recognizes that Man is the Measure of All Things, and Trumpaladin is her man



Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31238
31239 31241
>>31232
Perhaps they can be used as eating utensils?
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31239
31242
>>31237
Wrong person m8
>>31238
You
Dont
Fucking
Say?
>>31236
Torc tries this
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
?
No.31240
>>31235
You said Torcuil looks at the chopsticks. Xp
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31241
31244 31245
>>31238
With the spell Create Food And Water, could they be made into Sustaining Chopsticks, that duplicate?
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
?
No.31242
31244
>>31239
They burn quickly, they wouldn't be an effective source of fire-wood
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31243
>>31230
See >>31237
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31244
>>31242
>what is kindling?
>>31241
Hmmmm
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
?
No.31245
31247
>>31241
Not sure what you mean by sustaining
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31247
31249 31250 31257
>>31245
I mean kind-of like a sustaining Spoon.
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Sustaining_spoon (it makes cucumber rolls instead of gruel, the gruel of sushi)
Even if the enchantment on the duplicated pair wore off after a day, it could still be used to feed a large number of starving people.
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31248
I need to stop replying to multiple comments at once...
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31249
>>31247
Or soylent cubes.
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31250
>>31247
Neat! We'd have to correctly enchant the chopsticks first, and they are already enchanted so that'd be a bit difficult
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
?
No.31251
31252 31257
>>31246
>Sustaining Spoon
Odd, it's called "Myrlund's Spoon" in my books.
Yes, that's exactly what they do. If placed in a bowl, they're like instant instant ramen (single use).
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31252
>>31251
Oh fuck yes
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31253
31257
>>31246
Okay, I'm really curious as to the remarks on Trollestia
Anonymous
Rb9Rf
?
No.31254
31255 31256
Alright, I'm out, don't kill yourselves
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31255
>>31254
No Promises!
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31256
>>31254
Same, but I'll be back later
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31257
>>31247
>tfw you spent 6 gorillion hours drooling over magick items your character could never craft
>>31251
>that's exactly what they do
Really? Wow, I guessed right.
>>31253
It was going to be a remark semi-clever, semi-jestful about why you'd be better off trading-in your class levels due to alignment inflexibility, but I gave up on it after I accidentally posted without typing it. It was mostly trolling though, so don't bother worrying about it.
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31258
31259 31606
I wonder if the Rod of Sneezes does anything else but spray mucus...
Anonymous
UhiSq
?
No.31259
31261 31262
>>31258
When you first obtained the rod, I was under the impression that what it did was caused a targeted opponent to sneeze, and thus lose a round, or at least a standard action, or at least was unable to cast verbal spells in that time. That's an absolute godsend when you're fighting an extremely powerful opponent like a high level wizard, which can one hit kill any player character within 60 feet in a single round with something like the Implosion spell. That's why I wanted it so badly
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31260
>waits for something intresting
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31261
31263
>>31259
What you just described is identical to the affects of Dust of Sneezing and Coughing; however, it's considered to be poison (even need the Poison spell to craft), and would break Code. I thought it'd do something like that too, but it seems I was wrong. I wonder if it could be modified to something like that, or even be used to Transmit Contagion.
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31262
31263
>>31259
Also, normally, wizards need to prepare their arcane spells in advance, so they're not at all impervious to combat. A well-aimed sword or mace would do just as well if not better for what you described.
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31263
31264 31265 31606
>>31261
>Breaks Code of Conduct because a sneeze inducer is "poison"
Oh hush. I'd rather fall than be broken into pieces by an OP verbal wizard spell anyways.

I noticed you used it on Torcuil when he was confrontational. That's precisely how I think it should be used, although in that case it seemed a bit premature, since it hadn't yet degenerated into violence.

>>31262
>well aimed sword or mace
I think a wizard can still cast a verbal spell even after half their health is drained by melee attacks and they'll be out if their opponent gets one more round in. I'd prefer the ability to disrupt spells, especially if I'm sixty feet away, within spell/wand range but a round away from melee range.
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31264
>>31263
>OP verbal wizard spell
Omae wa mou shindeiru
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31265
>>31263
>I noticed you used it on Torcuil when he was confrontational.
I used it on Infernius too. I didn't know what else to do to them that wasn't lethal. I'd promised not to stab them.
>sixty feet
There's no way any kind of rod has that much reach. Better off shooting arrows to fuck-up their Concentration.
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31266
31267 31268
Trumpaladin spends the time waiting for Inferius's faggot, or someone else to come, by tattooing into her skin (not visible above the fur) the numbers "571." He designates these as a Mark of justice. Should she consume Human Flesh, the Mark will burn through the fur and be visible, and she will be cursed to lose 4 points on several kinds of rolls.

He tells Tracy exactly what he has done after concluding
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31267
31269
>>31266
booooooo
Anonymous
iNbY6
?
No.31268
31270
>>31266
No! Fuck that shit! If I can't rip Infernius's guts out while his faggot isn't here, you can't cast freaking curses on Tracy while I'm not around. I've never tried to curse you, wtf.
She'd bolt as soon as she felt the needle saying she wanted to check on her birds, and promptly disappear until Infernius's faggot gets back.

I gotta fix dinner for my cousins, so I can't deal with this autism.
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31269
31270
>>31267
Oh hush. If you hadn't robbed Korak and murdered several of his followers he never would have turned on us
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31270
>>31268
See you then
>>31269
The hell does that have to do with this'
Anonymous
e19up
?
No.31272
31274 31287 31606
>>31227
http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/SRD:Travel_Domain
Anonymous
e19up
?
No.31273
31275
"This body has such delectable Faith."
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31274
31276
>>31272
The Mainstien plan doesn't make Hitler a Travel god, but whatever
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31275
>>31273
Damn Jew Parasites
Anonymous
e19up
?
No.31276
31277
>>31274
But the blitzkrieg strategy did.
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31277
31278 31279
>>31276
Hello again
Anonymous
e19up
?
No.31278
>>31277
Hallo.
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31279
31280
>>31277
Now you gotta go track him
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31280
31281
>>31279
Cast detect chaos
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31281
31282 31283 31606
>>31280
He says he teleported out though
Anonymous
e19up
?
No.31282
31283
>>31281
This.
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31283
31284 31285
>>31282
>>31281
Reeeeeeeeeeeee
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31284
31288
>>31283
I would recommend going to Ben's, since that is the only location I can think of, besides a place to start a get away, that Jewfernius would want to go to. I think there's also some way of tracking teleported objects, but I am not sure how that works
Anonymous
e19up
?
No.31285
31288
>>31283
Wut do memeboy?
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31286
31287
*Tattoos pony*
Anonymous
iNbY6
?
No.31287
31288 31289
>>31272
See THIS is why spontaneous spell-casting for mages is bullshit.
Anyway, from that, it's evident that he's teleporting to a place he's been before and/or a place he's very familiai with. It's also apparent that he has to be on this plane.
>>31286
Nope.
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31288
31290 31291
>>31287
Hey, I'm the only mage here.
He is a fucking Cleric
>>31285
Summon the Trashman
>>31284
Give me five minutes
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31289
31297 31311
>>31287
It's either in the proximity of the tower as a point from which to stage a retreat, or it's a place he actively wants to go to like Ben's office. I still recommend going there

And yeah, this is way the fuck OP, so we'll see if GM lets him take the Travel domain after waiting more than 2 months to specify it

*Continues Tattooing pony*
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31290
31291
>>31288
FUCK THIS
There is a spell to track teleported objects/people, but Torc can't use it because psionics and sheit.
Anonymous
e19up
?
No.31291
>>31288
>>31290
Jej
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31292
31294
Trumpaladin does the only thing that seems to be available to him... he summons the Trash Man
Trash Man
vGUCF
?
No.31293
The_Trash_Man.jpg
I am the Trash Man here to invade your thread
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31294
>>31292
Hey, I'm the meme mage here, I'll summon him
Prepare for stat rolling
Anonymous
iNbY6
?
No.31295
31296
When is GM coming back?
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31296
31297 31298 31299
>>31295
He told us. 10:30 PM, which probably means 1:30 AM EST
Anonymous
iNbY6
?
No.31297
31302
>>31289
If he tattoos her, she gets to tattoo him, with whatever design she wants.
>>31296
Awww..
Anonymous
e19up
?
No.31298
>>31296
*sad parasite noises*
04O+r
?
No.31299
31300 31301 31311
[6d20 = 89]
The Trash Man
Class: Monk
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Stats: rolled in order: str, dex, con, int, wis, and cha.
Special skill: eating trash increases str and dex
This monster is a temporary summon, it doesn't last long but is good for low strength characters. Stats are different everytime, and is determined by die roll
>>31296
Fuck
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31300
31301
>>31299
>20 wisdom
Holy fuck, kek
Anonymous
e19up
?
No.31301
31303
>>31299
>>31300
Damn..
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31302
31307 31329
>>31297
>inb4 Butterfly tattoo or penis on his face
Well, the tattoo would be completely invisible below her fur, so it's not an embarrassing feature. It's only there to be the vessel of the Mark of Justice spell, which while technically a curse, is only activated by very specific conditions.

She can't Mark of Justice him, but she can make him Mark of Justice himself, which he is then stuck with and can't just break free of.
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31303
31304 31309
>>31301
Be afraid infernius
Trash Man> ITS MY CHARACTER! I'M THE TRASH MAN! I COME OUT, I THROW TRASH, ALL OVER, ALL OVER THE RING! AND THEN, I START EATING GARBAGE! AND THEN I PICK UP THE TRASH CAN, AND I BASH THE GUY WITH IT!
vGUCF
?
No.31304
31305 31306 31319
[1d20 = 2]
>>31303
Trumpaldin uses attack: Garden Hose
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31305
31306 31308
>>31304
Shit...
Anonymous
e19up
?
No.31306
31308
>>31304
>>31305
Fear the trash man.
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31307
31311 31329
>>31302
Actually, he can remove the curse, but she can make him swear on Paladin's oath that he will only seek to have it removed if she consents
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31308
31310
>>31306
>>31305
I actually know nothing about what happens next
Anonymous
e19up
?
No.31309
>>31303
Dont make me channel DayMan.
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31310
31318
>>31308
I can call in the Trash Man's Creator
Anonymous
iNbY6
?
No.31311
31312 31314
b82.jpg
>>31289
>this is way the fuck OP
I believe the original justification for removing the praying-to-cast mechanic was "Your god like you, and he will grant you spells"...
On that note, do Clerics still fall if they break their codes under control of something else? I reading books that Paladins still fall when they're in lose-lose situations (as in the "Drop your sword, or the baby gets it!" kind of shitspot), but I haven't read that much more about parasitic control. Clergy doesn't usually provide very much lenience for technicalities though, as gods may immediately seize to empower their Clerics once they see that they are not fit to carry out their will, whatever the reason that is. We don't have another Cleric to cast Atonement if he falls, so he could be fugged if he does anything to disappoint Hitler while under influence.
>>31299
Monks have to be Lawful. Trash man should be a Barbarian.
>>31307
Paladin's fall for lying, so a verbal agreement is as good as a binding contract.
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31312
>>31311
In my personal opinion, Hitler would not give spells to a person under the control of Judeo-Bolshevism, simply because those spells would obviously be used by the Judeo-Bolsheviks. Even if the person under the control were blameless

>Trashman is a barbarian
Agreed
Anonymous
lCAPr
?
No.31313
31315 31318
189.png
1494844380032.jpg
>>31191
>I have failed again in joining the fun.
>Somehow time has slipped away and prevented me from participating in the fun.
>I will still try to better myself and wake up.
>I just hope that time comes soon...
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31314
>>31311
But monks are unarmed!

Fine, he's barabarian, weapon: Trash Can
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31315
31316
>>31313
YOUR BACK
Anonymous
lCAPr
?
No.31316
31317
1494077704662.jpg
>>31315
It will sadly only be a short session before I need to enter "bitter sweet" sleep this day too
>bitter because I will miss out on this game, sweet because I will be in another land of ponies
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31317
31322
>>31316
Understandable, just glad to see you
Anonymous
e19up
?
No.31318
31322
>>31310
>>31313
Norfilly yay.
04O+r
?
No.31319
[1d20 = 18]
>>31304
Trash Man throws his can
UhiSq
?
No.31320
31321
[1d20 = 15]
Evasion! Dodge!
04O+r
?
No.31321
31324
[1d20 = 18]
>>31320
Trash Man grappees
You can't blame me because Trump started it
Anonymous
lCAPr
?
No.31322
31324 31325
rainbow_dash_filly___oh_hey__by_uxyd-d5vuijy.png
>>31317
>>31318
Thanks. Will try to get in the game more often.
>On the upside my I have served my three week grounding because of my wingboner incident
Anonymous
UhiSq
?
No.31323
TRACY GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31324
>>31322
Kek
>>31321
*grapple
Anonymous
UhiSq
?
No.31325
31326 31330
>>31322
Nor Filly! Charm the Trashman with Cuteness!
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31326
31327
>>31325
Why did you attack him though?
Anonymous
e19up
?
No.31327
31328 31330
>>31326
Technically he missed.
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31328
>>31327
Trash Man don't care life is a gaant wrestling match to him
And Trump threw the first punch
TM> DON'T MAKE ME GET MY MOSTER CONDOM, FOR MY MAGNUM DONG
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31329
31332
>>31307
>>31302
Now, she can make any non-harmful, non-inconvenient, non-hampering curse she wishes?
Anonymous
lCAPr
?
No.31330
31331 31335
bad_dog_by_willdrawforfood1-d45l0k0.png
>>31325
Is Trashman being mean to you, or anyone else?

>>31327
lol
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31331
31333 31339
>>31330
Torc> Oh hi Norfilly. Don't mind Mr. Trash Man, Trump agrivated him so now he will pay the price.
Anonymous
UhiSq
?
No.31332
31336
>>31329
She'll have to rescue him from the grips of the Trashman first.

Pretty much. There are certain specific quid pro quos that because of the importance I'd demand further concessions from Tracy to make the sides equal, but basically
Anonymous
UhiSq
?
No.31333
31334
>>31331
HE SMELLED BAD! I TRIED TO CLEAN HIM!
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31334
>>31333
TM> YOU CAN'T CLEAN ME OF MY TRASH, IT REACHES INTO MY SOUL

Torc reaches down and picks up Norfilly for a hug
Anonymous
UhiSq
?
No.31335
31343
>>31330
I WILL PAY YOU IN SO MUCH CANDY IF YOU GET HIM TO PUT ME DOWN
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31336
31337 31338
>>31332
Fight Trash Man yourself, m8. This is funny, and it won't kill him.
*doesn't see because she's feeding her birds*
Anonymous
UhiSq
?
No.31337
31340
>>31336
CALLS MOUNT - TRACY
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31338
>>31336
Trump can kill him, he has low af con and he's meant to be expendable. I may make those the normal stats.
Trash Man tackles Trump
Anonymous
lCAPr
?
No.31339
31342
bomf_by_egophiliac-d45tv1v.png
>>31331
Okay, but play nice. We all know what happens if booping goes too far.
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31340
>>31337
>pointless reinforcements
Staph you coward. I'm bored as hell and I wanna watch him fight the Trash Man
UhiSq
?
No.31341
31344 31352
[4d20 = 36]
*sighs*
Full Round attack
Quick Draw Vanderiem
Slash, Slash, Slash, Slash
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31342
31347
>>31339
Torc> Don't worry, Trump'll be fine

Trash Man throws another can at Trump, who is providing little resistance
Anonymous
lCAPr
?
No.31343
filly_flitter_with_chocolate_by_freefraq-d5xtsqp.jpg
>>31335
Will do my best.
>Candy here I come.
Anonymous
UhiSq
?
No.31344
31345 31346
>>31341
This is where the +24 first attack, +19 second attack really come in handy
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31345
31349
>>31344
What's your base Attack bonus?
04O+r
?
No.31346
31348 31352
[4d20 = 17]
>>31344
Dodge checks
UhiSq
?
No.31347
31352
[4d20 = 29]
>>31342
Draws Bees!

Full Round Attack
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31348
31350 31351
>>31346
He ded
Anonymous
UhiSq
?
No.31349
>>31345
+16 +11 +6 +1. A +3 strength modifier, and Vanderiem has a +5 against non evil
Anonymous
lCAPr
?
No.31350
31353 31354
>>31348
Trashman died?
Anonymous
UhiSq
?
No.31351
31354
>>31348
Aww...

*Weeps, knowing he destroyed something beautiful*
Anonymous
e19up
?
No.31352
>>31341
>>31346
>>31347
Rip in trash.
Anonymous
UhiSq
?
No.31353
31355
>>31350
*pulls candy and peach rings from pockets for nor filly*
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31354
31357 31362
>>31350
"Sadly yes"
Torc makes the body disappear
>>31351
"Luckily I can make him better. Thank you for the test Trump."
Anonymous
lCAPr
?
No.31355
31356
1495780676106.png
little_flitter_vector___mlp_fim_by_serginh-d4ty02n.png
flitter___milkshake_by_isegrim87-d5n22mr.png
>>31353
"F-for me?"
"YAY!!!"
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31356
>>31355
"HNNNNNGGGGGGGGH"
Diabeetus
Anonymous
lCAPr
?
No.31357
31358
filly_flitter_in_bucket__by_freefraq-d5u8603.jpg
>>31354
>sad you lost him
>but got candy so also happy
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31358
31359
>>31357
"He'll be fine little filly"
Anonymous
lCAPr
?
No.31359
31360 31361
TG9OXyi.gif
>>31358
>sees more candy in the future
Anonymous
e19up
?
No.31360
>>31359
>Absolutely devious
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31361
>>31359
>summons candy
Anonymous
e19up
?
No.31362
31363
1510033177503.jpg
>>31354
>not summoning moonman
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31363
>>31362
I'll make him next
Torc is gonna be a summoner/transmutalist
Anonymous
UhiSq
?
No.31364
31365 31367
image.gif
>is still traumatized from killing an innocent homeless man
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31365
31366
>>31364
"Snap out of it Trump, I wanted it to happen."
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31366
31368
aea.png
>>31365
"Why"
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31367
31369
>>31364
Then why you draw sword instead of just grappling?
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31368
31369
>>31366
"To test his strength, he'll be fine"
The rolls are Trash Man's permenant stats
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31369
31372
>>31367
His roll was really high, so low chance of success. My prefered plan was to have waifu with super buffed grapple remove me and jaunt out of there, but that didn't happen

>>31368
".... Okay....

We still need to find Jewfernius"
Anonymous
lCAPr
?
No.31370
31371 31372
luna_celestia_launch.png
SleepingFillyLunabydawkinsia-720370161.jpg
sleepytime.gif
Sadly I have to enter sleepmode and welcome the night before it becomes day.
>hope to be back tomorrow for more candy and fun.
>bad clock telling me it is 3am
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31371
31375
>>31370
Sleep tight, little filly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jW5n3k2VgZE
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31372
31373 31374 31375
>>31370
Good night, see you later
>>31369
"Right, any idea how?"
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31373
31376
>>31372
Scrying?
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31374
31377
>>31372
"I still believe that his single most likely next move is to seek out a Jewish person - the only known candidate is Ben. If he isn't doing that now or hasn't done it already, I think he will do it eventually"
Anonymous
lCAPr
?
No.31375
baby_twilight_sparkle__sleeping__by_godoffury-d6tfmhk.png
>>31371
>>31372
Thanks
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31376
31378
>>31373
Summons Pony

>"We still gotta find the bull"
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31377
31379
>>31374
"Yeah, I guess we should go check."
Mrs. Sentry
iNbY6
?
No.31378
>>31376
No point in doing anything until GM gets back.
I've got work to do for now.
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31379
31380
>>31377
"Uh... Do I hold your hand to teleport there or what? Are you familiar with his office?"
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31380
31381
>>31379
"Yeah, I know where it is"
Torc grabs Trump's should and poof, they are there
vGUCF
?
No.31381
31382 31383 31384
[1d20 = 1]
>>31380
Spot Check for Infernius
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31382
>>31381
Well fuck you too, dice
04O+r
?
No.31383
31384 31385
[1d20 = 16]
>>31381
Fine, I'll spot check
Anonymous
e19up
?
No.31384
31385 31386
>>31381
>>31383
No bull.
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31385
31386
>>31384
reeeeee

>>31383
"Any ideas?"
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31386
31387
>>31384
Fuck
>>31385
"WAIT"
Torc teleports him and Trump back to the tower.
"I have some of his hair around here somewhere, don't ask, help me find it"
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31387
31388
>>31386
"Where should I look for it? I also want to say, maybe check Gestapo headquarters? I know if I were hiding, I'd probably go to the Stadium, and call in Fae and the Generals"
04O+r
?
No.31388
31389 31390
[1d20 = 5]
>>31387
"One second, it should be in one of these rooms."
Perception check
vGUCF
?
No.31389
31390
[1d20 = 15]
>>31388
Also checks perception
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31390
31391
>>31388
Fuck, Torc ain't finding it.
>>31389
Thats should do...
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31391
31393
>>31390
Huzzah! What'd I find?
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31392
"I think I fucked up..."
Anonymous
04O+r
?
No.31393
31394
>>31391
Pile o red hair.
"TRUMP YOUR A LIFE SAVER"
Torc begins scribbling in his tome
I saw a spell for this earlier give me a second
Anonymous
vGUCF
?
No.31394
31399
>>31393
Gibs red hair to Torcuil
"What are you intending? Demand?" You made a scroll to teleport to his position as well, but I think that's meta