Continuing the (eh?) compelling story of Torcuil the Meme Magician, Trump the (ahem) Shining and Resplendent Paladin, Tracy the edge-lord (multiple meanings there), and Infernius the Minotaur.
The party has found its self overlooking a rocky hillock leading toward a town into which several large and small rivers connect. Chirpy birds 'bweeet' from their nests and posts, while squirrels jubilantly roll in the dirt (they do that FYI) while foraging for resources.
It is the very depiction of the phrase "Whatever could go wrong?".
Join us new viewers and anons, for a spectacle of autism and bemusement. ITT we continue,...
THE GAME
(u just lost BTW)
Previous bread
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>>2525I have a question,
Is mayonaise a factor of the game?
>>2526"I dunno what that is."
>>2527Wut? Are you asking if there's mayo?
>>2519Trump is lectured on the work for the principle under copyright law during the interlude
>>2516"Uh. Fine, I guess"
>>2518"Sure"
>>2531Just as soon as the hamster-dance is finished e_e
>>2536i kill myself just at the thought of that
>>2537Just be thankful that I can't control your auditory experience. That first encounter with zombies was supposed to have a small orchestral ensemble who played (over computer speakers) the Walking Dead theme on repeat, until the players eliminated them. When the hamsters come out, I would (will) force players to listen to likewise until,....
termination? suicide? madness? >>2539Until I summon rocketman to
unsuccsefully destroy the world
>>2540When I game irl, I also incorporate lighting along with music/sounds. There are many elements of the Game that cannot be translated over the internet. ~_~
>>2546Hey fresh me.....
I mean a new player!
Welcome, I dont think mr GM is here.
Do you know the basic D&D classes?
If so choose one and make a character
>>2546But of course!
>>2547I stepped out for dental surgery, but I'm back
>>2548hey i got some of that last week, dental surgery that is.
>>2550Any class can be a rapist, could you be more specific about which manner of rapist you would like to play?
>>2551Is there a specific class that is dedicated to rapeing rapists?
>>2552Again, you're describing character personality not class. If your character were dedicated to raping pedo priests for example, they would be suited to defeat clerics. Other sorts of rapists would be rogues, barbarians, fighters, etc.
>>2554Splendid. Do you have a preferred race? Weapon(s) and/or shield?
>>2556A fighting monk or a clerical monk?
>>2551>tfw everyone's stealing the closest thing I had to a unique quirkOh well.. there goes my last ghost of "originality"...
>>2560I assure you i only rape rapists, people who have not raped are safe
>>2561Alright! A fighting monk yak. Any ideas for a name?
>>2560most of mine are gone too >Only me
Great. Another thing to deal with..
Don't get in my way.
>>2563No, Thez had her way with Infernius earlier.
>>2564>rape>victim obviously consentedlol Get on my level, pleb.
>>2565Oh, he was conscious, he just doesn't remember
>>2567still ignoring the cum part
>>2569Not ignoring, of course he came. Just cuz his ass hurts doesn't mean,... well anyway
>>2571im sure thez didnt just assfuck me
>>2570Stop being salty everyone else is raping
>>2573Naw. It was just a joke. Everyone's name up until this point has started with T.
>>2574Didn't that hippy Guy's name not start with a T?
>>2568Alright Yak Lee. Is there anything in particular you would like to specify about your character? Preferences (I know, R raping rapists)? Proprietary characteristics?
>>2575Urri is just Thez with a mask
>>2576Have you ever seen the big lebowski? Im the dude personality wise.
>>2578Yak Lee, fighting monk and all around cool guy. Okay! You are welcome to begin at any time.
Alright, you find yourself in a room. You're not entirely sure how you got there, and its relatively bare. The walls are an opaque glass, with what appears to be a sliding door. There is no furniture except for a chest of the same glassy material, and the bed you find yourself on.
>>2580Empty, it looks to be a foot locker of sorts
>>2582There is a red dragon, and he eats you. No, there's nothing, not even dust.
[1d20 = 3]>>2583I pick up the chest, and throw it through the door
>>2584The chest crashes against the doorframe, shards of glassy material scattering all over the floor. Are you wearing shoes?
>>2587I walk through the glass and open the door
[1d20 = 20]>>2588I'm messing with you, you're a Yak
>hooves OH! Not only are you a Yak w/ hooves, but as you open the door your monk-senses start tingling. Diving behind the door as a spark of magic ignites, you easily avoid the subsequent explosion. The door is open to a hallway.
>>2590>>That 20Whats on the otherside of the door?
>>2592A simple hallway, composed of the same glass-like material.
>>2595There is only one other door?
>>2596That you can see from inside the room, yes.
>>2598You can see that the wall along side your room is lined with identical doors, all closed. Also, there is a door on the opposite end of the hall, symmetrically placed from the one you first saw
There is also a charred sign in the middle of the room that says "Please do not fire trap the rooms", except 'not' is crossed out.
>>2599I open the one on the right of the opisite wall.
Well, again your monk-senses alert you to the presence of danger, and you avoid a second fire trap.
>>2605You are in a large pyramid structure, still made of the same glassy substance. It is spacious and well lit, and there doesn't seem to be anyone immediately around, though you can hear some noises further in. You're at the base of the 1f on the left
[1d20 = 20]>>2606I stealth, and climb the stairs
>>2607>these 20sThe stairs are central, with sections to the left and right. The right has a looooooong bookshelf with all manner of books, as well as tables and chairs and magicky stuff. On the left is a set of double-doors, a window-counter thing, and a statue of the greatest man alive. Mr. John Elway.
>>2608I pray to the statue, then i creep to the double doors
>>2610You are at the double doors. Through the window, you can hear someone mumbling to themselves
>>2611You detect the odor of cigarette smoke
I bust threw the double doors ready to fight
The doors bang open, revealing a large mess hall ringed with all sorts of crafting and technical devices. Seated at one of the tables is a brownie. A brownie is a 2' tall fey creature, this one having black and gold striped hair. He is smoking a cigarette and drinking liberally from a tankard very nearly the size of him. As the doors bang open, he shifts his eyes to see you. "Yo," he says.
>>2616He raises his eyebrow and looks at you disinterestedly. "Hmmm, you're not singed. Pity."
>>2618He sighs, and walks over to you, presenting you his right hand.
>>2621Looks at it. Looks at you. "That'll do," he says. "So this is kind of your new home. You probably don't remember it, but you died sometime 'recently'. Now you've been brought here. The name's Lenos."
Offers his hand for real this time.
>>2622I'm dead? We'll everyone has their time, so this is the afterlife?
>>2625"Nah, you just died. As for afterlife, I got no idea. I know I'm sitting here talking to you so this is SOME kind of experience, but whether its a before, after, in-between or whatever, Idfk.