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Game Night Part 4
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2421
2424
Continuing the (eh?) compelling story of Torcuil the Meme Magician, Trump the (ahem) Shining and Resplendent Paladin, Tracy the edge-lord (multiple meanings there), and Infernius the Minotaur.
The party has found its self overlooking a rocky hillock leading toward a town into which several large and small rivers connect. Chirpy birds 'bweeet' from their nests and posts, while squirrels jubilantly roll in the dirt (they do that FYI) while foraging for resources.
It is the very depiction of the phrase "Whatever could go wrong?".

Join us new viewers and anons, for a spectacle of autism and bemusement. ITT we continue,...

THE GAME
(u just lost BTW)

Previous bread
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/1799.html
375 replies and 59 files omitted.
Anonymous
pn8W9
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No.2527
2528
>>2525
I have a question,
Is mayonaise a factor of the game?
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2528
2529 2531
>>2526
"I dunno what that is."
>>2527
Wut? Are you asking if there's mayo?
Anonymous
56xgE
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No.2529
>>2528
ZIGGERS REEEEEE
Anonymous
LcHQW
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No.2530
2663 2670
image.png
>>2519
Trump is lectured on the work for the principle under copyright law during the interlude
>>2516
"Uh. Fine, I guess"
>>2518
"Sure"

Anonymous
pn8W9
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No.2531
2532 2533
images.jpg
>>2528
>not geting the meme
Can we elect a new GM?

Anonymous
56xgE
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No.2532
2535
143689__safe_pinkie pie_bane_batman_bipedal_crossover_hug_human_photo_ponies in real life_pony_the dark knight rises_vector.jpg
>>2531
shit meme memelord
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2533
2534 2535
>>2531
Just as soon as the hamster-dance is finished e_e
Anonymous
56xgE
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No.2534
>>2533
what is this 1995?
Anonymous
pn8W9
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No.2535
2536
>>2532
>>2533
>-20hp for burn damage
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2536
2537 2538
>>2535
Is now going to incorporate the hamster-dance into the Game
Anonymous
pn8W9
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No.2537
2539
>>2536
Oh Celestia plz no
Anonymous
56xgE
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No.2538
>>2536
i kill myself just at the thought of that
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2539
2540
>>2537
Just be thankful that I can't control your auditory experience. That first encounter with zombies was supposed to have a small orchestral ensemble who played (over computer speakers) the Walking Dead theme on repeat, until the players eliminated them. When the hamsters come out, I would (will) force players to listen to likewise until,....
termination? suicide? madness?
Anonymous
pn8W9
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No.2540
2541
>>2539
Until I summon rocketman to unsuccsefully destroy the world
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2541
>>2540
When I game irl, I also incorporate lighting along with music/sounds. There are many elements of the Game that cannot be translated over the internet. ~_~
Anonymous
56xgE
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No.2543
>>2542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMA9tUzsch4
Anonymous
BcgAD
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No.2546
2547 2548
Can i join?
Anonymous
pn8W9
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No.2547
2548 2550
>>2546
Hey fresh me.....
I mean a new player!
Welcome, I dont think mr GM is here.
Do you know the basic D&D classes?
If so choose one and make a character

Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2548
2549 2550
>>2546
But of course!
>>2547
I stepped out for dental surgery, but I'm back
Anonymous
56xgE
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No.2549
>>2548
hey i got some of that last week, dental surgery that is.
Anonymous
BcgAD
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No.2550
2551
1505533152376.jpg
>>2547
>>2548
Is their a rapist class
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2551
2552 2560
>>2550
Any class can be a rapist, could you be more specific about which manner of rapist you would like to play?
Anonymous
BcgAD
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No.2552
2553
>>2551
Is there a specific class that is dedicated to rapeing rapists?
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2553
2554
>>2552
Again, you're describing character personality not class. If your character were dedicated to raping pedo priests for example, they would be suited to defeat clerics. Other sorts of rapists would be rogues, barbarians, fighters, etc.
Anonymous
BcgAD
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No.2554
2555
>>2553
Ill fighter
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2555
2556
>>2554
Splendid. Do you have a preferred race? Weapon(s) and/or shield?
Anonymous
BcgAD
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No.2556
2557
>>2555
No wait,can i be a monk?
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2557
2558
>>2556
A fighting monk or a clerical monk?
Anonymous
BcgAD
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No.2558
>>2557
A fighting monk
Anonymous
BcgAD
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No.2559
Im a yak
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
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No.2560
2561 2562
581393__safe_artist-colon-rainbow-dash-dosh_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_blushing_solo.png
>>2551
>tfw everyone's stealing the closest thing I had to a unique quirk
Oh well.. there goes my last ghost of "originality"...
Anonymous
BcgAD
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No.2561
2562
1505741471503.jpg
>>2560
I assure you i only rape rapists, people who have not raped are safe
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2562
2568
>>2561
Alright! A fighting monk yak. Any ideas for a name?
>>2560
most of mine are gone too
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
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No.2563
2564
1459557__safe_artist-colon-pantheracantus_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_jojo's bizarre adventure_monochrome_pony_traditional art.jpeg
>Only me
Great. Another thing to deal with..
Don't get in my way.
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2564
2565 2566
>>2563
No, Thez had her way with Infernius earlier.
Anonymous
56xgE
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No.2565
2567
images.jpeg
>>2564
>implying infernuis didnt cum while unconscious
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
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No.2566
1198890__safe_artist-colon-wootmaster_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_laughing_reaction image_simple background_white background.png
>>2564
>rape
>victim obviously consented
lol Get on my level, pleb.
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2567
2569
>>2565
Oh, he was conscious, he just doesn't remember
Anonymous
BcgAD
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No.2568
2570 2576
291744__safe_artist-colon-gashiboka_carrot top_golden harvest_bipedal_bruce lee_carrot_clothes_name joke_nunchucks_pony_weapon.png
>>2562
Yak lee
Anonymous
56xgE
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No.2569
2571
1505853864233-0.jpg
>>2567
still ignoring the cum part
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
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No.2570
2573
originality tracy.png
>>2568
It has to start with T.
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2571
2572
>>2569
Not ignoring, of course he came. Just cuz his ass hurts doesn't mean,... well anyway
Anonymous
56xgE
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No.2572
>>2571
im sure thez didnt just assfuck me
Anonymous
BcgAD
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No.2573
2574
>>2570
Stop being salty everyone else is raping
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
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No.2574
2575
>>2573
Naw. It was just a joke. Everyone's name up until this point has started with T.
Anonymous
YH4/R
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No.2575
2577
>>2574
Didn't that hippy Guy's name not start with a T?
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2576
2578
>>2568
Alright Yak Lee. Is there anything in particular you would like to specify about your character? Preferences (I know, R raping rapists)? Proprietary characteristics?
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2577
>>2575
Urri is just Thez with a mask
Anonymous
BcgAD
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No.2578
2579
>>2576
Have you ever seen the big lebowski? Im the dude personality wise.
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2579
2580
>>2578
Yak Lee, fighting monk and all around cool guy. Okay! You are welcome to begin at any time.

Alright, you find yourself in a room. You're not entirely sure how you got there, and its relatively bare. The walls are an opaque glass, with what appears to be a sliding door. There is no furniture except for a chest of the same glassy material, and the bed you find yourself on.


Anonymous
BcgAD
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No.2580
2581
>>2579
I open the chest
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2581
2582
>>2580
Empty, it looks to be a foot locker of sorts
Anonymous
BcgAD
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No.2582
2583
>>2581
I look under the bed
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2583
2584
>>2582
There is a red dragon, and he eats you. No, there's nothing, not even dust.
BcgAD
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No.2584
2585
[1d20 = 3]
>>2583
I pick up the chest, and throw it through the door
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2585
2586 2589
>>2584
The chest crashes against the doorframe, shards of glassy material scattering all over the floor. Are you wearing shoes?
Anonymous
BcgAD
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No.2586
2587 2589
>>2585
No..
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2587
2588 2589
>>2586
Thats unfortunate. ^_^
Anonymous
BcgAD
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No.2588
2590
>>2587
I walk through the glass and open the door
Anonymous
56xgE
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No.2589
>>2586
>>2585
>>2587
nice job
pwvg4
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No.2590
2592
[1d20 = 20]
>>2588
I'm messing with you, you're a Yak
>hooves
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2591
2594
OH! Not only are you a Yak w/ hooves, but as you open the door your monk-senses start tingling. Diving behind the door as a spark of magic ignites, you easily avoid the subsequent explosion. The door is open to a hallway.
Anonymous
BcgAD
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No.2592
2595
>>2590
>>That 20
Whats on the otherside of the door?
Mrs. Sentry
nXmSs
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No.2593
*kicks at grass*
Anonymous
BcgAD
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No.2594
1505424726463.jpg
>>2591
Oh shit nice
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2595
2596
Oekaki.png
>>2592
A simple hallway, composed of the same glass-like material.
Anonymous
BcgAD
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No.2596
2597
>>2595
There is only one other door?
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2597
2598
>>2596
That you can see from inside the room, yes.
Anonymous
BcgAD
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No.2598
2599
>>2597
I walk outside my room
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2599
2601
Oekaki.png
>>2598
You can see that the wall along side your room is lined with identical doors, all closed. Also, there is a door on the opposite end of the hall, symmetrically placed from the one you first saw
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2600
There is also a charred sign in the middle of the room that says "Please do not fire trap the rooms", except 'not' is crossed out.
Anonymous
BcgAD
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No.2601
2602
>>2599
I open the one on the right of the opisite wall.
pwvg4
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No.2602
[1d20 = 20]
>>2601

pwvg4
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No.2603
[1d20 = 15]
Seriously?
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2604
Well, again your monk-senses alert you to the presence of danger, and you avoid a second fire trap.
Anonymous
BcgAD
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No.2605
2606 2691
1505663758096-0.png
Mages BTFO
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2606
2607
1F.png
>>2605
You are in a large pyramid structure, still made of the same glassy substance. It is spacious and well lit, and there doesn't seem to be anyone immediately around, though you can hear some noises further in. You're at the base of the 1f on the left
BcgAD
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No.2607
2608 2609
[1d20 = 20]
>>2606
I stealth, and climb the stairs
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2608
2610
>>2607
>these 20s
The stairs are central, with sections to the left and right. The right has a looooooong bookshelf with all manner of books, as well as tables and chairs and magicky stuff. On the left is a set of double-doors, a window-counter thing, and a statue of the greatest man alive. Mr. John Elway.
Anonymous
56xgE
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No.2609
2611
6564950 (1).jpg
>>2607

Anonymous
BcgAD
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No.2610
2612
>>2608
I pray to the statue, then i creep to the double doors
Anonymous
BcgAD
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No.2611
2613
1505725744415.png
>>2609

Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2612
john-elway-nfl-denver-broncos-detroit-lions-850x560.jpg
>>2610
You are at the double doors. Through the window, you can hear someone mumbling to themselves
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2613
>>2611
You detect the odor of cigarette smoke
Anonymous
BcgAD
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No.2614
I bust threw the double doors ready to fight
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2615
2616
The doors bang open, revealing a large mess hall ringed with all sorts of crafting and technical devices. Seated at one of the tables is a brownie. A brownie is a 2' tall fey creature, this one having black and gold striped hair. He is smoking a cigarette and drinking liberally from a tankard very nearly the size of him. As the doors bang open, he shifts his eyes to see you. "Yo," he says.
Anonymous
BcgAD
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No.2616
2617
>>2615
Like how's it going man?
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2617
2618
>>2616
He raises his eyebrow and looks at you disinterestedly. "Hmmm, you're not singed. Pity."
Anonymous
BcgAD
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No.2618
2619 2620
>>2617
Where am i man?
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2619
>>2618
He sighs, and walks over to you, presenting you his right hand.
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2620
2621 2627
>>2618
"Pay me," he says.
Anonymous
BcgAD
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No.2621
2622
>>2620
Like for what man?
*i hand him a joint*
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2622
2625
>>2621
Looks at it. Looks at you. "That'll do," he says. "So this is kind of your new home. You probably don't remember it, but you died sometime 'recently'. Now you've been brought here. The name's Lenos."
Offers his hand for real this time.
Anonymous
nXmSs
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No.2623
2624
>Brownie taking pay
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2624
2629
>>2623
That's how he rolls
Anonymous
BcgAD
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No.2625
2626 2633
>>2622
I'm dead? We'll everyone has their time, so this is the afterlife?
Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2626
>>2625
"Nah, you just died. As for afterlife, I got no idea. I know I'm sitting here talking to you so this is SOME kind of experience, but whether its a before, after, in-between or whatever, Idfk.
Anonymous
56xgE
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No.2627
2628
Tooth_Fairy_changes_clothes.png
>>2620

Anonymous
pwvg4
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No.2628
>>2627
WAY too tall
Anonymous
nXmSs
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No.2629
2630
>>2624
I don't trust this one: he's probably a Jew.