Continuing the (eh?) compelling story of Torcuil the Meme Magician, Trump the (ahem) Shining and Resplendent Paladin, Tracy the edge-lord (multiple meanings there), and Infernius the Minotaur.
The party has found its self overlooking a rocky hillock leading toward a town into which several large and small rivers connect. Chirpy birds 'bweeet' from their nests and posts, while squirrels jubilantly roll in the dirt (they do that FYI) while foraging for resources.
It is the very depiction of the phrase "Whatever could go wrong?".
Join us new viewers and anons, for a spectacle of autism and bemusement. ITT we continue,...
THE GAME
(u just lost BTW)
Previous bread
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/1799.html
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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>>2421
CNFY anon, are zMjJ anon by a different IP? (Are you the game master of the previous threads?)
CNFY anon, are zMjJ anon by a different IP? (Are you the game master of the previous threads?)
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>>2424
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I have never tripfagged, so thats an ineffective criteria. I am the anon who has created the world of the Game. I alone grasp the 1000s of years that have led from session to session, party to party, and anon to anon. I alone know the secret of that superfuck who keeps firetrapping the rooms, and only through me can the player perceive anything other than a bunch of grown men playing with imaginary dolls.
Pic related, shall I go on?
Tl:dr This is a sincere and consistent transition from the last session to the current.
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
I have never tripfagged, so thats an ineffective criteria. I am the anon who has created the world of the Game. I alone grasp the 1000s of years that have led from session to session, party to party, and anon to anon. I alone know the secret of that superfuck who keeps firetrapping the rooms, and only through me can the player perceive anything other than a bunch of grown men playing with imaginary dolls.
Pic related, shall I go on?
Tl:dr This is a sincere and consistent transition from the last session to the current.
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so we begin
For those unaware, the game typically runs on Saturday nights, with wanton bants to be had as available through the week. Meaning, Saturday night (ish, depending on timezones) we get together and pretend to brutally murder shit. We engage in thoughtforms of creation and negation, to arrive at a point where none are truly satisfied and all are wanting more. I can wax idiotic about the metaphysical gainz that result of such practices, but knowing doesn't augment (indeed, it inhibits) progress developed along these lines so I will stop.
It's midnight and I'm sick with the Flu, but I'll be damned if I'm going to miss this while everyone else moves on.
>>2429
>is suddenly in a darkened room with a single overhead spotlight as the only source of reference.
"WHY ARE YOU SICK WITH THE FLU"
>commands/asks a disembodied voice
>is suddenly in a darkened room with a single overhead spotlight as the only source of reference.
"WHY ARE YOU SICK WITH THE FLU"
>commands/asks a disembodied voice
>>2430
This aside, players are freely welcome to interact with their environment (within reason) in an agreeable sense to many forms of console gaming (except gainz, those have to be approved. Everywhere r gains.).
This aside, players are freely welcome to interact with their environment (within reason) in an agreeable sense to many forms of console gaming (except gainz, those have to be approved. Everywhere r gains.).
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>>2430
>*shameless blogposting intensifies*
Might not be the Flu, but it sure feels like it. Pretty sure my brother gave it to me.
>*shameless blogposting intensifies*
Might not be the Flu, but it sure feels like it. Pretty sure my brother gave it to me.
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>>2426
Ah, I see. You threw me off your scent for a minute there.
When logged in as a moderator, a hashed version of the IP address (which is based on a hidden formula and almost impossible to reverse engineer into the raw IP address) appears between the name field and the flag. It is divided into smaller parts, making it very easy to memorize the first few letters of a hash after only a few viewings, and making it way to distinguish familiar IPs from new ones. Effectively, this gives users a global ID. In your case, you had a hash beginning in zMjJ for perhaps a month, and then apparently changed IPs to one appearing as CNFY
Alright, LET'S DO THIS
Ah, I see. You threw me off your scent for a minute there.
When logged in as a moderator, a hashed version of the IP address (which is based on a hidden formula and almost impossible to reverse engineer into the raw IP address) appears between the name field and the flag. It is divided into smaller parts, making it very easy to memorize the first few letters of a hash after only a few viewings, and making it way to distinguish familiar IPs from new ones. Effectively, this gives users a global ID. In your case, you had a hash beginning in zMjJ for perhaps a month, and then apparently changed IPs to one appearing as CNFY
Alright, LET'S DO THIS
>>2433
Wage war then, anon. Tell your body, your organs, your cells, that this (((infection))) will neither be tolerated, nor will it be allowed to last. That your(these) responses are mobilized is a credit to the threat, the only response to which is elimination.
Tell your body this with equal conviction, and it will respond in kind
Wage war then, anon. Tell your body, your organs, your cells, that this (((infection))) will neither be tolerated, nor will it be allowed to last. That your(these) responses are mobilized is a credit to the threat, the only response to which is elimination.
Tell your body this with equal conviction, and it will respond in kind
>haz no idea how his IP works,... he thought he did until was proven wrong
As long as you all know I'm the long-winded, sadistic devil-monk enabling, game-masterbatoring, conscripting, awesomer-than-eber-else-cuz-reasons DM, thats fine.
As long as you all know I'm the long-winded, sadistic devil-monk enabling, game-masterbatoring, conscripting, awesomer-than-eber-else-cuz-reasons DM, thats fine.
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>>2443
Well, there won't be anymore murder tonight. TBH, I planned to rebake bread and update with images and descriptives,... had no idea peepz wud be online
Well, there won't be anymore murder tonight. TBH, I planned to rebake bread and update with images and descriptives,... had no idea peepz wud be online
Oh wait hold on,....
There's an ancient Red Dragon,... and he eats (you).
U just lost the Game;
on 2 levels. Xp
There's an ancient Red Dragon,... and he eats (you).
U just lost the Game;
on 2 levels. Xp
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>>2462
If u mean Red Bull (sudden inspiration), no worries. If character is 'advanced' (high 'maintenance') then hit me up (ITT) about some of what we (as players and interactors) should be aware of. Note, I didn't say anything goes, but if its reasonable?
If u mean Red Bull (sudden inspiration), no worries. If character is 'advanced' (high 'maintenance') then hit me up (ITT) about some of what we (as players and interactors) should be aware of. Note, I didn't say anything goes, but if its reasonable?
>tfw fell asleep
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Thez disappears for a moment, and then after 6.28 seconds comes crashing to the ground with a melon-sized dead bird in her hands. She casually begins plucking and eating it.
"Good morning!"
"Good morning!"
>>2485
>picks up a rock
"This is a rock,"
>points to an absurdly large bird flying several miles away in the distance
"THAT is a Roc. Thems good eatin's." ^_^
>picks up a rock
"This is a rock,"
>points to an absurdly large bird flying several miles away in the distance
"THAT is a Roc. Thems good eatin's." ^_^
[1d20 = 1]
>>2486
How can bring down such big bird?
Wait infernuis have idea.
*picks up rock and throws it at the roc*
>>2486
How can bring down such big bird?
Wait infernuis have idea.
*picks up rock and throws it at the roc*
>>2487
>rolled a 1
The rock spins awkwardly, and comes careening back at you. I could make it hit you,... I should,... but meh, it lands almost on your hoof.
>rolled a 1
The rock spins awkwardly, and comes careening back at you. I could make it hit you,... I should,... but meh, it lands almost on your hoof.
>>2487
"In my experience, the first step is for the Roc to decide to eat you, otherwise they fly too high."
"In my experience, the first step is for the Roc to decide to eat you, otherwise they fly too high."
>>2492
Before continuing,... are Minotaurs meat eaters? I would have thought they would reject meat, but IDK. Do you eat?
Before continuing,... are Minotaurs meat eaters? I would have thought they would reject meat, but IDK. Do you eat?
[1d20 = 4]
>>2494
You suddenly feel very sleepy, and are having difficulty standing properly.
"Oh dear, are you feeling well? Do you need to lay down? Let me help you,"
>Grabs Infernius by the hand
>Both disappear for,... about a half hour.
>Rape
^_^
>>2494
You suddenly feel very sleepy, and are having difficulty standing properly.
"Oh dear, are you feeling well? Do you need to lay down? Let me help you,"
>Grabs Infernius by the hand
>Both disappear for,... about a half hour.
>Rape
^_^
>>2497
Oh you say that, but unfortunately Infernius can't quite recall what happened. All he knows is that he gets a flash of degenerate images when he looks at Thez now.
Oh you say that, but unfortunately Infernius can't quite recall what happened. All he knows is that he gets a flash of degenerate images when he looks at Thez now.
... not so much.
>>2504
Yes.
Also, why the fuck did it take almost an hour for that comment to load? I thought I posted that a while ago.
Yes.
Also, why the fuck did it take almost an hour for that comment to load? I thought I posted that a while ago.
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>>2512
since you have cool swords infernuis will forgive just this once. but next time you prep bull you get horns
since you have cool swords infernuis will forgive just this once. but next time you prep bull you get horns
Trump, busy giving a contemptuous and disgusted stare to Thez (and Inferious to a lesser extent) is startled by the sudden appearance of a blue pony
>>2515
Technically, there is a half-hour period where Thez and Inferius were 'absent' that is 'unspoken for' as far as other characters are concerned.
Technically, there is a half-hour period where Thez and Inferius were 'absent' that is 'unspoken for' as far as other characters are concerned.
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Thez wipes her hands off after finishing her last bit of bird. "Mmmnmmm okay. Before we get to wherever this place we're getting to, there's something you should know. Due to the radically unpredictable nature of the Game, you can pretty much count on any edifice of civilization that we find will have a Player behind it.
The location will have aspects consistent with the various world or origin of its principle. The place we left - the pyramid - was one such place but as is obvious it has fallen into ages of disuse. So, whatever place this is <indicating the approaching walled city> be certain that there are vested interests that our arrival will not be accounted for."
The location will have aspects consistent with the various world or origin of its principle. The place we left - the pyramid - was one such place but as is obvious it has fallen into ages of disuse. So, whatever place this is <indicating the approaching walled city> be certain that there are vested interests that our arrival will not be accounted for."
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