Continuing the (eh?) compelling story of Torcuil the Meme Magician, Trump the (ahem) Shining and Resplendent Paladin, Tracy the edge-lord (multiple meanings there), and Infernius the Minotaur.
The party has found its self overlooking a rocky hillock leading toward a town into which several large and small rivers connect. Chirpy birds 'bweeet' from their nests and posts, while squirrels jubilantly roll in the dirt (they do that FYI) while foraging for resources.
It is the very depiction of the phrase "Whatever could go wrong?".
Join us new viewers and anons, for a spectacle of autism and bemusement. ITT we continue,...
THE GAME
(u just lost BTW)
Previous bread
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>>2625
Lenos sparks the J and takes a phatty rip, then offers it to Lee.
"So, basically this is a place you can go nuts. I'm not too great on the particulars, but you're kinda supposed to."
Lenos sparks the J and takes a phatty rip, then offers it to Lee.
"So, basically this is a place you can go nuts. I'm not too great on the particulars, but you're kinda supposed to."
>>2634
"Whatever you want. Me, I mostly just set things on fire and by things he means people, but whatever floats your boat. There are others by the way, but they're off doing,... well I don't know what they're doing, but they left a while ago."
"Whatever you want. Me, I mostly just set things on fire and by things he means people, but whatever floats your boat. There are others by the way, but they're off doing,... well I don't know what they're doing, but they left a while ago."
>>2638
"Challenge accepted!" he swigs the rest of his beer and then wanders over to a tap sticking out of the wall. "So. Here you'll find everything you need,... ever,... except raw materials. There's a machine or device for whatever you might want to accomplish,... you'd probably like that burlap striking pad next to the coffee-machine, but yeah this place has it all. Let me know if you have any questions. There generally aren't any actual fights unless everyone else is present, and that's a tangent in its own right, but for the most part this building is here for you and others to utilize.
"Challenge accepted!" he swigs the rest of his beer and then wanders over to a tap sticking out of the wall. "So. Here you'll find everything you need,... ever,... except raw materials. There's a machine or device for whatever you might want to accomplish,... you'd probably like that burlap striking pad next to the coffee-machine, but yeah this place has it all. Let me know if you have any questions. There generally aren't any actual fights unless everyone else is present, and that's a tangent in its own right, but for the most part this building is here for you and others to utilize.
>>2639
I think ill go and meet the rest of the people.
*hands him a handful of seeds and another joint*
I think ill go and meet the rest of the people.
*hands him a handful of seeds and another joint*
>>2640
He puts the joint behind his ear and the seeds in his pocket.
"They're gonna be surprised when you show up, but when you do don't mention me. Just play it off," he winks at you before heading through the double-doors and up the stairs to the dais.
He looks irritatingly at the sphere. With a 'tch' he waves the sphere away, draws up an interface protocol and starts tapping away. The sphere is replaced by a stargate-looking orifice.
"If you really want, stepping in that will put you right next to 'em. Tell the purple one that Lenos sent you."
>meanwhile
Elsewhere (meaning everyone else) a weird upside-down whirlpool appears in the air about 15' up, a little ahead of your progress.
He puts the joint behind his ear and the seeds in his pocket.
"They're gonna be surprised when you show up, but when you do don't mention me. Just play it off," he winks at you before heading through the double-doors and up the stairs to the dais.
He looks irritatingly at the sphere. With a 'tch' he waves the sphere away, draws up an interface protocol and starts tapping away. The sphere is replaced by a stargate-looking orifice.
"If you really want, stepping in that will put you right next to 'em. Tell the purple one that Lenos sent you."
>meanwhile
Elsewhere (meaning everyone else) a weird upside-down whirlpool appears in the air about 15' up, a little ahead of your progress.
Thez does a ninja-like spin as the whirlpool appears and looks at it suspiciously, but stops proceeding.
>>2642
You jump through the portal and experience a moment of disorientation. A moment ago you were going forward, and now you're going down, all in the same direction. Since you're a monk though, you successfully land on your feet.
Not far off are a Minotaur with a freaky-big sword, a most-resplendent Trump-lookin' dude in overly shiny armor, a light-blue pony with knives and a weird expression, and a hippy in pale hide.
You jump through the portal and experience a moment of disorientation. A moment ago you were going forward, and now you're going down, all in the same direction. Since you're a monk though, you successfully land on your feet.
Not far off are a Minotaur with a freaky-big sword, a most-resplendent Trump-lookin' dude in overly shiny armor, a light-blue pony with knives and a weird expression, and a hippy in pale hide.
Like hi guys
*continues to sharpen knife*
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Scanning the horizon, you also see a nearby fellow clad in billowing tartan robes. The hills roll from higher (a large, walled edifice) to a spacious valley with rivers and a walled city.
Fuck! I didn't read any of those recent posts, and I did not know what was going on
*Looks up*
*Looks up*
[sharpening stops]
*looks up*
"Oh great, another bovine.
Welcome to our little party, Shaggy."
*looks up*
"Oh great, another bovine.
Welcome to our little party, Shaggy."
>>2652
This. He's dressed in simple garb with clear signs of wear (he's not flush with cash, to be sure), but everything about him seems clean and disciplined.
The Minotaur is holding his massive sword, the blue pony is sharpening a knife (and is the last to notice you), while Trump seems unimpressed and the tartan fellow seems to have caught a breeze and is adopting a statuesque pose.
This. He's dressed in simple garb with clear signs of wear (he's not flush with cash, to be sure), but everything about him seems clean and disciplined.
The Minotaur is holding his massive sword, the blue pony is sharpening a knife (and is the last to notice you), while Trump seems unimpressed and the tartan fellow seems to have caught a breeze and is adopting a statuesque pose.
The whirlpool unceremoniously 'fa-whoomps' closed, leaving blank space.
The hippy looks at you quizzically. "Whoa man, you just sorta fell from the sky man. Thats not cool man."
The hippy looks at you quizzically. "Whoa man, you just sorta fell from the sky man. Thats not cool man."
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Other hippy looks like this
get
>>2668
The smaller blue pony seems to have an itch, that they're scratching using the armor of the TRUMP-lookin' dude
The smaller blue pony seems to have an itch, that they're scratching using the armor of the TRUMP-lookin' dude
>>2678
>he's not posting so yeh, that happens. Unless he gets mad and objects, like the time he got raped but "didn't get raped".
>he's not posting so yeh, that happens. Unless he gets mad and objects, like the time he got raped but "didn't get raped".
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>>2692
The weird (everything is weird, but esp the blue pony) STABS U IN THE FUKKIN LEG. U have a knife in ur leg and you're not sure why.
The weird (everything is weird, but esp the blue pony) STABS U IN THE FUKKIN LEG. U have a knife in ur leg and you're not sure why.
[1d20 = 15]
I whack with my longbow whoever needs a good whacking (weirdly I think that does not include Tracy)
I whack with my longbow whoever needs a good whacking (weirdly I think that does not include Tracy)
[1d20 = 3]
>>2701
>I get punched with no reward
"Fuck!"
*triple wields*
roll to attack and take off what's left of this faggot's leg.
>>2701
>I get punched with no reward
"Fuck!"
*triple wields*
roll to attack and take off what's left of this faggot's leg.
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ALRIGHT FUCKING THOTS
WHO NEEDS THE MEME MAGE TO MAGIC TO INTO HEALING?
WHO NEEDS THE MEME MAGE TO MAGIC TO INTO HEALING?
>>2721
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
will you fucking idiots stop fighting like fucking ziggers and calm down?
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
will you fucking idiots stop fighting like fucking ziggers and calm down?
I run towards the castle
[1d20 = 15]
Trumpaladin invokes the magic of Football to BLOCK attacks against himself, awhile he evaluates the situation
Trumpaladin invokes the magic of Football to BLOCK attacks against himself, awhile he evaluates the situation
Okay, I've read the latest several times and this is the most accurate rendition I can come up with.
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