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>>23285Thez taps her mask and suddenly appears to being one of those oversized prom dresses, except with funeral colors
>>23289Port Barry national IDs?
>>23289>Let humans elves and dwarves pass freelyDrow are elves. Korak is a dwarf. That's not necessarily going to help anyone.
>>23288we assign them an insignificant item.
>>23287i have no idea im looking through spell lists and other stuff right now.
>>23290This
>>23291Drows are excluded and Korak would have been harmless
>>23293Passports!
>>23294i like the passport idea.
>>23293>an insignificantA lot of port barry's residents are sailor's or fishermen though. Parties interested in entering the port could do so by stealing said items from the sailors while they're traveling.
>>23295None that were readily known
>>23298That does not answer my question
>>23297Photo ID
>>23299Yes, but wouldn't a Tarasque just leave items like gems alone?
>>23300>Photo IDThat would require border agents to check every individual as they go in and out though...
>leave items like gems aloneIt matters how fucked-up the dungeon is...
>>23301Yeah, but an enemy with just 10 ranks in Disguise could fool the system.
>>23298>>23290>>23284>>23285>>23281Well, that entire conversation and everything was retconned when the timeline was reset. That scene had depicted the entire group together. But instead, the timeline reset with Trumpaladin being away at that point. So Tracy never hears "don't you dare spend them," doesn't place the gems in the dungeon, and the gems remain either in the treasure holding area or the bag
>>23302Have you never gone through an airport in a foreign country? Have you never gone through an airport in this country after 2005? This is normal
>>23303Let alone an Assassin class enemy. Or an Epic Infiltrator.
>This is normalI guess so\\, but idk how medieval fishermen would like having to go through customs every time they commute from work/home.
This doesn't even touch on the possibility of Teleportation.
>>23303one of the steps to get in is to strip down to their loin clothes.
>>23306>teleportationHence the magic field
>assassinsIf that's the only people who can get in then I'd say we're pretty secure
>>23307Yeah, but then every sailor/fisherman in the Port would have to do that every day.
There's also the Disguise Self and Control Shape spells.
>>23303>>23306I think we can just assume that all of the people in this universe who could have leveled up to be strong rogues or assassins decided to spend all of their ranks on Blackguard instead, and so missed the opportunity
>>23310punch em in the gut so they lose concentration.
>>23312>punch every fisherman in the gut to get into his own city>>23311You've never met the Drow before.
>>23313You better not have fucked us all over with the gems
>>23313im sure they would understand if we explained some things.
>>23315He's just trying to distract you from the fact he may have lost all of Thez's money
>>23308>Hence the magic fieldDo you mean, like a Dimensional Anchor spell on the whole city?
>>23317>>23319Maybe
I'm saying that the conversation itself was retconned, so the gems were never moved. I'm also saying that if they were in the dungeon, they are inorganic and tasteless so the Tarasque would not have eaten them. They are also tiny and insanely hard, so they are unlikely to have been destroyed when it went through.
But if the gems are gone, we may have to sell Tracy and all of her stuff so we have money
>>23319Why the actual fuck did you not just say that instead of "because I can and want to?" >>23329I could've sworn I had Tracy tell her,
shortly after she returned.Did Thez ever take her Staff back btw? If not, it's still in the quiver.
GM, is every room in the Dungeon kill, or does it just have a big tunnel driven through it?
>>23336I really do hope you've learned somethingReminder to GM that it's really hard to break diamonds, especially unintentionally
>>23335HARAM
>>23337THE TERASQUE could have eaten them.
>>23338They are gems, not meat. Entirely tasteless. Why would it eat them?
>>23339it has the swallow whole ability so it could have been by accident.
>>23340There were no animals to swallow whole
Also, I think the tarasque would have started in the dungeon, so it would have been tiny
>>23341there were rotting corpses in her dungeon right?
>>23342>rottingNo, just dried hides and a few animal bones.
>>23342Hopefully not close to the Gems. I still think that conversation got reteconned
I wish we had the chance to fight those Trolls... I was going to paralyze one and tie it to a tree with barbed wire so Tracy could keep cutting off its head and limbs, to farm troll bones.
>>23343Look, I know you don't like me because of some autistic game involving post numbers or whatever your reason is, but you need to stop acting on spite in the game. It always ends up hurting Inferius, which pisses him off, and then Torcuil sees the three of us arguing, which pisses him off, and then GM sees the four of us arguing and he is pissed off that he has to deal with our autistic drama. Stop keeping secrets in game to spite other characters for things their players do outside of game. If you have complaints about site moderation, or whatever your issue with me is, take it to the /qa/ board.
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>>23346the gm loves our autistic drama though.
>when I should be going home, but my room is still occupied by my brother and sister in law, and my parents will ask me if I've heard back from the last two interviews
>>23350Aura of butter sounds over powered
>>23354Thank you.
It was edited from the parody of this, if you didn't already see.
>>23345Ponimaru said a troll village probably exists. I think I'll lead an NPC party to go exterminate them
>>23356ill be happy to accompany you with some gestapo personnel.
>>23347We do need to get experience with our armies in combat
>>23336The soil has been so rearranged that everthing that is still 'there' is impossible to locate.
>>23356Idk. I will slaughter trolls, brutally and irrationally cruelly, if they attack, but otherwise I just find them fun to keep around (i find them funny, and cute in a way). I wouldn't just go there just to genocide them, because then there'd be no more trolls, and I'd feel sad.
Trolls are some of my favorite field monsters, in more ways than one.
>>23360Could it ever be rebuilt into a new hideout? It's basically just gone back to being a cave, right?
>>23360The placing of the gems was retconned. The gem thing was in response to something Thez said which was in response to something Trumpakadin said. But then when I said "Trumpaladin definitely spends the night with slovenia" the whole intervening set of character interactions got wiped away
>>23361>doesn't believe in genocideThat's why Inferius and I will be doing it
>>23364Just don't kill them all. Best to keep a sustainable troll population, for game.
>>23362Sure, and a hideout with cool stuff buried here and there.
>>23368It was mostly full of raw materials, scavenged metal, and the bones of the local wildlife.
>>23366Their life cycle is pretty long though..
Oh well..
>>23371Too much work.
Better just to ignore the one cave they're already breeding in, and let them think their under the radar.
>>23371>>23370>>23366No. Stop. He already saved the Tarrasque from extinction, and I don't think we've benefited from it. Stop trying to make sure this universe is full of more evil enemies than it needs to be. A single troll village that threatens the town logging industry and hikers is destroyed? I promise you, there are more trolls and other always chaotic evil races further away from the people we are trying to protect, if the preservation of evil creatures is what most interests you
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>>23372We can't even collect wood without having trolls try to eat the loggers. No. Fuck that. We need wood
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>>23375
There's always shit to fight
You said the cloak and the ring would take a few days? Would they be ready by next session?
Can I get a reminder on the ring and cloak?
>>23378Cloak of Charisma and Ring of Evasion.
>>23358That isn't even his final form.
>>23381If your character gets over 9000 Str as a Cancer Mage, he/she can evolve.
>>23379Thank you. Hmmm. For one, characters are supposed to only be able to work on one item at a time (to completion) . Additionally, aside from post bazaar, Tracy hasn't put much time into either.
>>23383They're not important.
What about just the ring?
>>23382I wish i had over 9000 str...
[sad minotuar noises]
>>23387Its closed up for the night
>>23388i try and trak down that ork tribe in the mountains.
>>23386you have as much strength as the rest of the party combined. Shut up
>>23387Come craft with Tracy. We could make make more progress together.