/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

[2d20 = 22]
>>23493
Unilluminated, as in no activity, or unilluminated as in Tracy can't see anything past 60 ft?
Tracy approaches closer, walking up to the gate, still stealthing for comfort.

>>23494
Didn't mean to roll.

>>23494
No activity, AND no one is bothering to illuminate the area

>>23496
Tracy walks right up to the gate and inspects it.

Does the Robe of Colors provide for increased stealth at night?

>>23493
>alcohol
I like Trollestia's teatotalling better. But it's a Southern Drink, so that's good

"I felt the same. I wasn't really sure of my purpose here at first. I just wondered around and ran from a certain particular danger. It was when a citizen of this town looked at me, and thanked me - us rather - for killing an oppressor, and asked us to protect them... That was the momement, the precise purpose, that I knew what I was to do. I was to resume my role as protector of nations, same as I tried to fill in my previous life.

You, well I know you've had it difficult so far. I can understand if you are overwhelmed by all of it. Take your time, and feel no pressure."

Time to order food?

>my PC is crashing too
Maybe a fresh loaf of bread is in order..

>>23498
No. In fact, it makes hiding more difficult, even though it conceals what's going on under the robe.
>>23499
"I,... yes,... maybe you're right."
>>23500
And maybe you're right as well. Gimme a sec.

>>23501
>it makes hiding more difficult
I'm glad I asked first.

>>23501
Puts hand on hoof
"You're going to be alright, I will make sure of that"

Orders Taco Bowl!

[1d20 = 5]
[stealthy minotuar noises]

>>23504
Just...

>>23503
"Could I,... have a steak?"
>>23504
>stealthy
>minotaur
>5

>>23504
Cast Silence.

>>23506
Hopefully the waiter will ask this
"How do you want it cooked?"

>>23505
>>23506
>>23507
charges into orc camp screaming "kek kek kek fight me orcs!!"

>>23507
Now you're getting it. Assassin spells aren't quite spells in the conventional sense, they're more the character thinking "Fug, I'd better be extra quiet" or "Oh fuck, I hope they don't see me" or "I must not miss!", etc.
>>23508
He would have of course, I was just allowing Trump to be gentlemanly.
"I'm glad you asked. Rare. Blue-rare, if they'll allow it!"

>>23510
>charges
No, you'll have to climb a rope-ladder. Also you've been quieted.

>>23512
i climb the ladder.

[1d20 = 15]
>>23511
>Undercooked
Fucking heresy

"But of course!"

Order on steak is placed as Blue-rare

Sense motive on what she finds most interesting now

>>23510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hooKVstzbz0

>>23510
Go to bed, Infernius. You're better at this in a group.
>>23513
Oh for fucks sake. Just set the tree on fire.

>>23514
LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JENKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

>>23515
i cant take slaves if they're dead,

>>23515
*cough* This and this *cough*

>>23516
kek

>>23517
That's why you should take their leader out first, and not agitate them so that they all come at you in a group.

>>23519
theyre puny little bitches.

>>23520
Yeah, meaning they'll all get splat if you take them all on. You did want them alive, right?

>>23521
your right i need a big cage.

>>23522
Ask Lenos.

>>23513
Thez> Tee hee
>>23514
>undercooked heresy
You do realize that the more you cook a food, including steak, the more you deplete its vital nutrients? You also realize that the most nutrient-rich food is literally raw?

>>23524
Trump (our president) likes his steak well-done.

>>23525
well-done master race.

>>23524
I don't consider bacteria and parasites to be "essential nutrients"

>>23525
Also this

Daily Reminder that Donald J Trump is President of the United States

>>23527
This
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As Infernius climbs the rope-ladder, he hears a powerful voice rise above the rest:
"Hibbity. Hibbiy and HOOBLAH! Hooblah hibbity, hibbity hooblah! Hibbity hibbity hibbity hibbity. Hibbity hooblah. Hooblah hibbity hooblah, hibbity hibbity hooblah." A silence descends on the orcs.
"Hibbity hooblah?" says a meek voice.
"HOOBLAH!" responds the forceful voice.

>>23525
And this is why I don't fully trust Trump
>>23528
Let me just ask, have you tried steak Tare-tare?

Blue-rare 4 lyfe

>>23530
I don't speak Indonesian

>>23531
Cut tragically short by e-coli

>>23529
i climb down and go see if we have a cage at the tower i can carry.

>>23530
you mean raw ground meat?

>>23534
That's not safe for human consumption

ketchup is the best condiment for steak.

>>23535
pleb

Baking btw

>>23539
>>23540
why bananas though?

>>23541
Potassium.

>>23542
with ketchup?

>>23543
It's not actually mine.
See >>23536

*Trumpaladin thinks to himself, "well, that's a little weird, but still a hell of a lot less weird than the last girl. And so long as she doesn't try to pin me to a wall this will be a definite improvement"*

>>23544
oh.

>>23540
Fug. I'll try it, but I won't go easy,....
Nu BTW
https://mlpol.net/vx/res/23546.html