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Monday Nuts
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.22629
Moar game thread Xp
753 replies and 93 files omitted.
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.22866
22867
>>22864
"To new management, who doesn't toss them to the Dog whenever they displease or dissatisfy."
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.22867
22868
>>22866
"How much of Port Barry is known to them?"
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.22868
22870
>>22867
"I doubt they have heard of the rapid expansion, but the existence of the port is well known."
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.22869
22874
>>22859
*sad erection*
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.22870
22871
>>22868
"Is there an aristocratic class we need to worry about, should we venture there?"
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.22871
22872
>>22870
Why ever would there be aristocrats in a court city, GM asks dryly and with several loads of sarcasm.
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.22872
22873
>>22871
"Need we worry?"
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.22873
22875
>>22872
Alot of that will depend on dice rolls and diplomacy. Too early to determine
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.22874
>>22869
>>22865
*gets up and enters tent*
id1Ol
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No.22875
>>22873
Excellent

Can I get a dog collar or something for Slovenia? I feel like she's going to physically assault someone at some point, and I'll need something to grab onto.

Also does she want perfume? I need to get her perfume so that way Tracy can smell it on me
\r
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.22877
22881
infernuis: cuck status confirmed.
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.22878
I'll think about i(recent posts. For now, GM is snore
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.22881
22899 22910
>>22877
No more than Jesus was, was he a cuck? Incidentally, ever read the Koran? Its fine if no, but there's a concept I was hoping to reference.

Mrs. Sentry
LSrpU
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No.22882
22883
I'm going to have to deal with a whole lot of horseshit crashing down on me in meatspace for the indeterminate future.. so please don't feel offended if I don't play as hard...
Can I get a quick rundown on what has happened since last night, before I head off to join the rat race again?
How much time has passed since conception?
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.22883
22884 22900
>>22882
Not a lot happened last night,
"Well there was,"
QUIET you. Torcuil successfully concluded that there is a team of Dark Elves who are responsible for stealing the Port's wealth. Beyond that, it was bants and shitposting (per usual).
Mrs. Sentry
51uLU
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No.22884
22885
>>22883
>Dark Elves
Interdasting.
Are we going to go to the Underdark?
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.22885
Tend to meatspace anon, I've got a 4-1/2 day weekend coming up, and I am planning on using every bit of it to orchestrate, illustrate, and develop in.
>>22884
>Underdark
Technically, the underdark is a particular locale pertaining to a particular world. This interaction is on-going in the Game world, so explicitly no,... but Infernius has realized his ability to plane shift, as can Torcuil and Lenos. Venturing outside the Game is now a very real possibility.
"Spooder!"
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.22886
22887
P.S. Legends of escaping the world (re: the Terrasque, etc.) were just silly rumors and stories. In truth, Plane Shift is all that was ever necessary, its just that no players previously had made that connection.
Mrs. Sentry
51uLU
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No.22887
22888
>>22886
I have a few minutes.
>No players had ever made the connection
Don't all high-level Clerics get that spell?
>re: the Tarrasque
I don't follow.
On that note, there's technically two Tarrasque now...
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.22888
22891 22894 22895 22898
>>22887
No, no one has checked on the game-ball, but per the Terrasque's rules of regeneration, the game-ball has turned to sludge. There's always only one.
>spell
Yes, and not just clerics (its a 5th level cleric spell, and a 7th level mage spell) but many players have been noobs (no bully) and either didn't realize or didn't appreciate the vast cosmology that is available to enterprising characters. The more experienced players have been too busy waxing about how awesome they are to realize how awesome they could be. Its sad really, but it is part of what led me to try this game on an anon-board; tl;dr I have no regrets. ^_^
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.22889
Previously, I alluded to the defeat of the Terrasque as potentially opening a gate or doorway to other dimensions as a plot device to give players an apparent 'ultimate' goal, while omitting the fact that players/characters have always possessed the ability to go wherever and do whatever (I gotta keep SOME things to chance and character development!). So while I had said "If you beat the Terrasque, you may be able to go 'home' (in reference to the "you died to get here" story-element)", that was literally a dangled carrot to lead the donkey to the next adventure.
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.22890
22898
Sidenote for Trump - Slovenia is partial to the smell of Pine trees.
Mrs. Sentry
51uLU
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No.22891
22892
>>22888
>the game-ball has turned to sludge
Sorry everyone...
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.22892
22893
>>22891
Kek. Like EVER so much of this Game, it wasn't planned, its just how things played out. Don't sweat it. Its not like there can't be other game-balls, and that was just a momentary inspiration to suggest that Football was (among other things) derived of defeating a monstrous opponent (which in a way, it is)
Mrs. Sentry
51uLU
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No.22893
>>22892
Yeah, I just feel kind of bad for losing the boss trophy, for everyone.. Trophies make the monsters worth fighting, after all. That's what muh dungeon was for...
On that note, it's too bad we never actually got to meet the trolls. I was going to attempt some futile diplomacy and jokes, before the intense melee began. Trolls are some of my favorite fantasy creatures, be they friends or foes.
id1Ol
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No.22894
22904
>>22888
>per the Terrasque's rules of regeneration, the game-ball has turned to sludge
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*replaces inferius's place in the hole, curls up, and cries*
\r
Mrs. Sentry
51uLU
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No.22895
>>22888
>The more experienced players have been too busy waxing about how awesome they are to realize how awesome they could be.
This is the cool part about being a noob.
Mrs. Sentry
51uLU
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No.22896
22897
I'll just build a new secret underground lair, somehow.. A cool place for all the Ebil player characters to hang out and store their skulls and trophies.
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.22897
22901
>>22896
>Not a private bedroom for self and husband
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.22898
>>22890
*rubs self in pine needles*
*buys pine air freshener*

>>22888
> either didn't realize or didn't appreciate the vast cosmology that is available to enterprising character
I need to conquer this planet first

>too busy waxing about how awesome they are to realize how awesome they could be
How long until I can get the God-Emperor prestige class?
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.22899
>>22881
Important things happened off-board in PM

Also, the Court City might be take-able by diplomacy
Anonymous
ahgy/
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No.22900
>>22852
>>22853
I would make a gay joke but I'm to touched
>>22883
Haha I was right
Mrs. Sentry
51uLU
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No.22901
22902
>>22897
Would he use it?
Anonymous
u/WDd
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No.22902
>>22901
For what purpose?

The way he'd most like to live is more or less the way the apartment in Port Barry is set up: a position that reminds him of his conquests. A room that is massive, and gives a full view of a city or landscape that he has some degree of ownership over, from atop a tower that is itself impressive, a feat of engineering, and is at least some degree his.

A dark hole in the ground is kind of the exact opposite. He would wonder "why are you hiding? What are you so ashamed of? Don't you feel proud? And if you are proud of who you are and what you have accomplished, why not show it off?" Or at least that's the way his thoughts would run if ever articulated.

If you mean a sort of "hunting trophy" room to have sex in, yeah, he'd definitely use that, although he'd probably wonder why the trophies aren't displayed, you know, publicly.

tl;dr for fug, yes
Anonymous
02CAE
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No.22904
22905
>>22894
Where was it being kept anyway?
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.22905
>>22904
Under lock and seal but visible through heavy glass in the Stadium's reliquary, of course
Mrs. Sentry
+kx+R
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No.22906
22908
>>22787
This.
Mrs. Sentry
+kx+R
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No.22907
22908 22909 22929
I feel like I missed something important last night...
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.22908
22909
>>22906
Story happened off board, leaving GM and Inferius knowledgable. And then GM worded a statement in a way that confused Inferius. And then I worded a question in a way that confused GM.

>>22907
You missed a couple questions that you can read the answers to in this thread, and a couple things that involve other characters
Anonymous
ahgy/
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No.22909
>>22907
I didn't understand last night...
>>22908
>confused Inferius
Also confused me to hell and back
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.22910
22929
>>22881
no jesus wasnt a cuck and i guess im not eiter, no i havent read it but im familiar with a few concepts in it.
Mrs. Sentry
+kx+R
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No.22911
22912
Idk wtf happened last night to make Infernius bury himself in a hole, but I guess it's better not to pry.
Before we go hunting Droves, can I work on item crafting? Some minor rings or cloaks and what not?
Anonymous
u/WDd
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No.22912
22913
>>22911
I want to make a journey to Spinitar, and perhaps the Court City. Want to go? (I intend on not killing anything. But if shit comes up...)
Mrs. Sentry
+kx+R
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No.22913
22914
>>22912
The trip shouldn't come immediately. There'd be preparations to make.
I'm going to craft some basic items first.
Anonymous
u/WDd
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No.22914
>>22913
It's a purely diplomatic effort (although having a spy would be great). If there's trouble or difficulties, I just run straight back.
Mrs. Sentry
+kx+R
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No.22916
22917 22929
If a creature's ability says it's used "at will" does that imply it's ability is a free action?
Some of these monsters are spooky...
Anonymous
u/WDd
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No.22917
>>22916
I think that's a reference to what preparations are required and how many times a day it can be done.
Mrs. Sentry
+kx+R
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No.22918
22919
Is the next session starting Friday or when?
Anonymous
u/WDd
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No.22919
>>22918
GM stated that there are more days open for session this week because of thanksgiving. I believe he said he works until 10AM Wednesday
Anonymous
ahgy/
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No.22920
22922 22929
>Torcuil is gonna have to coma for a while
GM, how can I make this happen?

Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.22921
22922 22924
>Tocuil, suddenly keeling-in to the stress caused by being surrounded by psycopaths, has a midlife crisis and hides himself away in a cave, protected by the most elaborate magical shield
>He claims to be studying his magic, but faint sobbing can be heard echoing at the entrance
>Nobody can convince him to come out; everyone decides to just give him his space let him get it out of his system
>He occasionally appears in the kitchen to look for haggis, but teleports away at the first sign of company
Anonymous
u/WDd
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No.22922
22923 22924
>>22921
....
>>22920
Say he tried to examine the source of Sad Alex's power, but in an accident, turned himself into a statue, to revive another day
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.22923
>>22922
Mine is funnier Although maybe a bit mean...
Anonymous
ahgy/
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No.22924
22925
>>22921
This is kinda funny. May use, let me think.
>>22922
Ehhh, maybe. Though statue is a good idea

Anonymous
u/WDd
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No.22925
22926
>>22924
Oh by the way, I may need to borrow Trollestia while you're out
Anonymous
ahgy/
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No.22926
>>22925
>borrow
You do realize Torc doesn't own her...
Right?
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.22928
>>22927
shit man that's terrible.
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.22929
22936 22940
>>22907
I had to ask a couple questions that asking them in thread would have resulted in some unavoidable meta-decisions.
>>22910
If you ever get the chance, look up the "Anima".
"That's RIGHT you're not, you're bottom bitch!" she's been like this all day. "Hey, did you hear about the time Infernius crawled into the tent with me? It was fucking in tents!"
>sigh
>>22916
"IKR? Nigel's head would explode if he ever went to the infernal realms. All day, everyday, someone's ALWAYS popping off saying,... that blasphemy phrase,... simply because they can. At will is haxx."
>>22920
All of a sudden, Torcuil starts twitching and his arms start spasming. He appears to be having a seisure, and he collapses on the ground. He's still breating, but he's deathly still.
Thez starts writing on his face with a pen. I told you, she's been like this all day.
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.22930
22931 22932 22938
86708e821c54d95b1431223c5fb1ec1e--top-hats-character-design.jpg
GM, if I level-up Tracy as a Blackguard, can I have an Undead Companion instead of a living fiendish servant? Tracy isn't going to use a mount or cohort, but I want a spooky butler.
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.22931
>>22930
I'm willing to do any kind of mission or prereqs to get the necessities for a good one.
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.22932
22935 22941
>>22930
I haven't been able to use my paladin powers to kill any undead yet...
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.22933
>fucking in tents!
top fucking jej
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.22935
22941
>>22932
I haven't been able to use my cleric powers to kill any undead yet
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.22936
22937 22938
>>22929
i hold torcs neck and make sure he dosent bite off his tounge.
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.22937
>>22936
Might it be a good idea to place leather or something in his mouth?
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.22938
22939 22942 22952
>>22930
Maybe
>>22936
Nah, he's still. He's in a coma. No, I don't know what he's doing, that didn't (necessarily) happen. That was kind of a visual caveat toward asking the GM about putting themselves in comas, or other easily and cruelly ironic (or even literal!) requests. ^_^
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.22939
22941
>>22938
does he have any robe pockets?
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.22940
22950
>>22929
the soul?
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.22941
22946
>>22939
I'm still not sure he had an aneurysm or whatever, but yes he has robe pockets
>>22935
>>22932
Thez glares at GM. "I agree."
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.22942
22943
f8a.jpg
>>22938
>Maybe
That's all I need to dream.
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.22943
22944 22947
>>22942
Be content with a fiendish servant. Whe you make it to 5th level black guard after two more level ups

>Upon or after reaching 5th level, a blackguard can call a fiendish... horse or pony
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.22944
>>22943
Hmmmm. That gives me a fiendish idea.
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.22945
22948
>Wonders why Thez is suddenly so giddy and elated
>Remembers why
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.22946
22954 22955
>>22941
i take a shit in one of his pockets
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.22947
3259168-bones.jpg
>>22943
Yeah, but Tracy is a fiendish pony.
I'd rather have a servant of hoo-manoid shape, like a Fallen Paladin's undead companion. That way he could shoot arrows, fit armor on her, help craft items, read books, or any other things that are difficult for a little mudpony to do by herself.
Also, I've always wanted a spooky skeleton butler. I'm willing to cross any distance to make the phylactery.
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.22948
22949
>>22945
Did I miss something?
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.22949
>>22948
Thez gave Trump some advice. No spoilers
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.22950
22951 22956
>>22940
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anima_and_animus
The Koran has some useful information about the Anima.
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.22951
>>22950
oh i am familiar with jung
Anonymous
ahgy/
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No.22952
22960
>>22938
I'm not in it yet you retard
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.22953
Does Tracy have time to craft anything?
Anonymous
ahgy/
?
No.22954
22956 22959
>>22946
You sir,
Are a massive massive asshole
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.22955
22957
>>22946
>Cleric pickpocketing
Stop stealing muh gig
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.22956
22958
>>22954
>>22950
jej gm how bad does minotuar shit smell?
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.22957
>>22955
i didnt pickpocket i shitpocketed.
Anonymous
ahgy/
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No.22958
22959 22960
>>22956
I'm not ready for the coma yet. I wa asking GM if it could even happen
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.22959
22961 22962
>>22954
Kek, you can tell he has a massive asshole too by the size of the shit

>>22958
A still conscious Torcuil finds his coat pockets to be far heavier than he recalls
Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.22960
22961
>>22952
>>22958
Don't tempt me then!

Anonymous
ahgy/
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No.22961
22963
>>22960
I still need something starting tonight. Is that fine?
>>22959
Go choke on a bag of dicks
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.22962
22964
>>22959
these.
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.22963
22964 22967
>>22961
>a bag of dicks

TRACY! Do you have dildos or sex toys?
Anonymous
ahgy/
?
No.22964
22965 22966
>>22962
You can go choke on the condom your dad should have used
I'm sorry
>>22963
NO

Anonymous
3PN4i
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No.22965
22969
>>22964
Uh,... yeah, I suppose so
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.22966
22969
>>22964
that was a very shitty thing to say.
Anonymous
+kx+R
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No.22967
22969 22970
Spoilered
>>22963
*poof*
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.22968
22972
THEZ! You definitely have to have some worn down and over used sex toys
Anonymous
ahgy/
?
No.22969
22971 22973
>>22966
I'm a shitty person
I really am sorry.
>>22965
Thx
>>22967
I have seen the demons of hell, and they looked like beutiful angels compared to... that.

Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.22970
22974
TOURCIL GOT RAPED.gif
>>22967
Perfect
Anonymous
id1Ol
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No.22971
22974 22976
>>22969
It shall be your guardian angel during your away time
Anonymous
LZcmc
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No.22972
22975
>>22968
*considers curseing trump for such a statement*