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>>22864"To new management, who doesn't toss them to the Dog whenever they displease or dissatisfy."
>>22866"How much of Port Barry is known to them?"
>>22867"I doubt they have heard of the rapid expansion, but the existence of the port is well known."
>>22868"Is there an aristocratic class we need to worry about, should we venture there?"
>>22870Why ever would there be aristocrats in a court city, GM asks dryly and with several loads of sarcasm.
>>22872Alot of that will depend on dice rolls and diplomacy. Too early to determine
>>22869>>22865*gets up and enters tent*
>>22873Excellent
Can I get a dog collar or something for Slovenia? I feel like she's going to physically assault someone at some point, and I'll need something to grab onto.
Also does she want perfume? I need to get her perfume so that way Tracy can smell it on me
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infernuis: cuck status confirmed.
I'll think about i(recent posts. For now, GM is snore
>>22877No more than Jesus was, was
he a cuck? Incidentally, ever read the Koran? Its fine if no, but there's a concept I was hoping to reference.
I'm going to have to deal with a whole lot of horseshit crashing down on me in meatspace for the indeterminate future.. so please don't feel offended if I don't play as hard...
Can I get a quick rundown on what has happened since last night, before I head off to join the rat race again?
How much time has passed since conception?
>>22882Not a lot happened last night,
"Well there was,"
QUIET you. Torcuil successfully concluded that there is a team of Dark Elves who are responsible for stealing the Port's wealth. Beyond that, it was bants and shitposting (per usual).
>>22883>Dark ElvesInterdasting.
Are we going to go to the Underdark?
Tend to meatspace anon, I've got a 4-1/2 day weekend coming up, and I am planning on using every bit of it to orchestrate, illustrate, and develop in.
>>22884>UnderdarkTechnically, the underdark is a particular locale pertaining to a particular world. This interaction is on-going in the Game world, so explicitly no,... but Infernius has realized his ability to plane shift, as can Torcuil and Lenos. Venturing outside the Game is now a very real possibility.
"Spooder!"
P.S. Legends of escaping the world (re: the Terrasque, etc.) were just silly rumors and stories. In truth, Plane Shift is all that was ever necessary, its just that no players previously had made that connection.
>>22886I have a few minutes.
>No players had ever made the connectionDon't all high-level Clerics get that spell?
>re: the TarrasqueI don't follow.
On that note, there's technically two Tarrasque now...
>>22887No, no one has checked on the game-ball, but per the Terrasque's rules of regeneration, the game-ball has turned to sludge. There's always only one.
>spellYes, and not just clerics (its a 5th level cleric spell, and a 7th level mage spell) but many players have been noobs (no bully) and either didn't realize or didn't appreciate the vast cosmology that is available to enterprising characters. The more experienced players have been too busy waxing about how awesome they are to realize how awesome they
could be. Its sad really, but it is part of what led me to try this game on an anon-board; tl;dr I have no regrets. ^_^
Previously, I alluded to the defeat of the Terrasque as potentially opening a gate or doorway to other dimensions as a plot device to give players an apparent 'ultimate' goal, while omitting the fact that players/characters have always possessed the ability to go wherever and do whatever (I gotta keep SOME things to chance and character development!). So while I had said "If you beat the Terrasque, you may be able to go 'home' (in reference to the "you died to get here" story-element)", that was literally a dangled carrot to lead the donkey to the next adventure.
Sidenote for Trump - Slovenia is partial to the smell of Pine trees.
>>22891Kek. Like EVER so much of this Game, it wasn't planned, its just how things played out. Don't sweat it. Its not like there can't be other game-balls, and that was just a momentary inspiration to suggest that Football was (among other things) derived of defeating a monstrous opponent (which in a way, it is)
>>22892Yeah, I just feel kind of bad for losing the boss trophy, for everyone.. Trophies make the monsters worth fighting, after all.
That's what muh dungeon was for...On that note, it's too bad we never actually got to meet the trolls. I was going to attempt some futile diplomacy and jokes, before the intense melee began. Trolls are some of my favorite fantasy creatures, be they friends or foes.
>>22888>per the Terrasque's rules of regeneration, the game-ball has turned to sludgeREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*replaces inferius's place in the hole, curls up, and cries*
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>>22888>The more experienced players have been too busy waxing about how awesome they are to realize how awesome they could be.This is the cool part about being a noob.
I'll just build a new secret underground lair, somehow.. A cool place for all the Ebil player characters to hang out and store their skulls and trophies.
>>22890*rubs self in pine needles*
*buys pine air freshener*
>>22888 > either didn't realize or didn't appreciate the vast cosmology that is available to enterprising character
I need to conquer this planet first
>too busy waxing about how awesome they are to realize how awesome they could beHow long until I can get the God-Emperor prestige class?
>>22881Important things happened off-board in PM
Also, the Court City might be take-able by diplomacy
>>22901For what purpose?
The way he'd most like to live is more or less the way the apartment in Port Barry is set up: a position that reminds him of his conquests. A room that is massive, and gives a full view of a city or landscape that he has some degree of ownership over, from atop a tower that is itself impressive, a feat of engineering, and is at least some degree his.
A dark hole in the ground is kind of the exact opposite. He would wonder "why are you hiding? What are you so ashamed of? Don't you feel proud? And if you are proud of who you are and what you have accomplished, why not show it off?" Or at least that's the way his thoughts would run if ever articulated.
If you mean a sort of "hunting trophy" room to have sex in, yeah, he'd definitely use that, although he'd probably wonder why the trophies aren't displayed, you know, publicly.
tl;dr for fug, yes
>>22894Where was it being kept anyway?
>>22904Under lock and seal but visible through heavy glass in the Stadium's reliquary, of course
I feel like I missed something important last night...
>>22906Story happened off board, leaving GM and Inferius knowledgable. And then GM worded a statement in a way that confused Inferius. And then I worded a question in a way that confused GM.
>>22907You missed a couple questions that you can read the answers to in this thread, and a couple things that involve other characters
>>22907I didn't understand last night...
>>22908>confused InferiusAlso confused me to hell and back
>>22881no jesus wasnt a cuck and i guess im not eiter, no i havent read it but im familiar with a few concepts in it.
Idk wtf happened last night to make Infernius bury himself in a hole, but I guess it's better not to pry.
Before we go hunting Droves, can I work on item crafting? Some minor rings or cloaks and what not?
>>22911I want to make a journey to Spinitar, and perhaps the Court City. Want to go? (I intend on not killing anything. But if shit comes up...)
>>22912The trip shouldn't come immediately. There'd be preparations to make.
I'm going to craft some basic items first.
>>22913It's a purely diplomatic effort (although having a spy would be great). If there's trouble or difficulties, I just run straight back.
If a creature's ability says it's used "at will" does that imply it's ability is a free action?
Some of these monsters are spooky...
>>22916I think that's a reference to what preparations are required and how many times a day it can be done.
Is the next session starting Friday or when?
>>22918GM stated that there are more days open for session this week because of thanksgiving. I believe he said he works until 10AM Wednesday
>Torcuil is gonna have to coma for a while
GM, how can I make this happen?
>Tocuil, suddenly keeling-in to the stress caused by being surrounded by psycopaths, has a midlife crisis and hides himself away in a cave, protected by the most elaborate magical shield
>He claims to be studying his magic, but faint sobbing can be heard echoing at the entrance
>Nobody can convince him to come out; everyone decides to just give him his space let him get it out of his system
>He occasionally appears in the kitchen to look for haggis, but teleports away at the first sign of company
>>22921....
>>22920Say he tried to examine the source of Sad Alex's power, but in an accident, turned himself into a statue, to revive another day
>>22921This is kinda funny. May use, let me think.
>>22922Ehhh, maybe. Though statue is a good idea
>>22924Oh by the way, I may need to borrow Trollestia while you're out
>>22925>borrowYou do realize Torc doesn't own her...
Right?
>>22927
shit man that's terrible.
>>22907I had to ask a couple questions that asking them in thread would have resulted in some unavoidable meta-decisions.
>>22910If you ever get the chance, look up the "Anima".
"That's RIGHT you're not, you're bottom bitch!" she's been like this all day. "Hey, did you hear about the time Infernius crawled into the tent with me? It was fucking in tents!"
>sigh>>22916"IKR? Nigel's head would explode if he ever went to the infernal realms. All day, everyday, someone's ALWAYS popping off saying,... that blasphemy phrase,... simply because they can. At will is haxx."
>>22920All of a sudden, Torcuil starts twitching and his arms start spasming. He appears to be having a seisure, and he collapses on the ground. He's still breating, but he's deathly still.
Thez starts writing on his face with a pen. I told you, she's been like this all day.
GM, if I level-up Tracy as a Blackguard, can I have an Undead Companion instead of a living fiendish servant? Tracy isn't going to use a mount or cohort, but I want a spooky butler.
>>22930I'm willing to do any kind of mission or prereqs to get the necessities for a good one.
>>22930I haven't been able to use my paladin powers to kill any undead yet...
>fucking in tents!
top fucking jej
>>22932I haven't been able to use my cleric powers to kill any undead yet
>>22929i hold torcs neck and make sure he dosent bite off his tounge.
>>22936Might it be a good idea to place leather or something in his mouth?
>>22930Maybe
>>22936Nah, he's still. He's in a coma. No, I don't know what he's doing, that didn't (necessarily) happen. That was kind of a visual caveat toward asking the GM about putting themselves in comas, or other easily and cruelly ironic (or even literal!) requests. ^_^
>>22938does he have any robe pockets?
>>22939I'm still not sure he had an aneurysm or whatever, but yes he has robe pockets
>>22935>>22932Thez glares at GM. "I agree."
>>22938>MaybeThat's all I need to dream.
>>22942Be content with a fiendish servant. Whe you make it to 5th level black guard after two more level ups
>Upon or after reaching 5th level, a blackguard can call a fiendish... horse or pony >>22943Hmmmm. That gives me a fiendish idea.
>Wonders why Thez is suddenly so giddy and elated
>Remembers why
>>22941i take a shit in one of his pockets
>>22943Yeah, but Tracy
is a fiendish pony.
I'd rather have a servant of hoo-manoid shape, like a Fallen Paladin's undead companion. That way he could shoot arrows, fit armor on her, help craft items, read books, or any other things that are difficult for a little mudpony to do by herself.
Also, I've always wanted a spooky skeleton butler. I'm willing to cross any distance to make the phylactery.
>>22948Thez gave Trump some advice. No spoilers
>>22940https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anima_and_animusThe Koran has some useful information about the Anima.
>>22950oh i am familiar with jung
>>22938I'm not in it yet you retard
Does Tracy have time to craft anything?
>>22946You sir,
Are a massive massive asshole
>>22954>>22950jej gm how bad does minotuar shit smell?
>>22955i didnt pickpocket i shitpocketed.
>>22956I'm not ready for the coma yet. I wa asking GM if it could even happen
>>22954Kek, you can tell he has a massive asshole too by the size of the shit
>>22958A still conscious Torcuil finds his coat pockets to be far heavier than he recalls
>>22960I still need something starting tonight. Is that fine?>>22959Go choke on a bag of dicks
>>22961>a bag of dicksTRACY! Do you have dildos or sex toys?
>>22962You can go choke on the condom your dad should have used
I'm sorry>>22963NO
>>22964Uh,... yeah, I suppose so
>>22964that was a very shitty thing to say.
THEZ! You definitely have to have some worn down and over used sex toys
>>22966I'm a shitty person
I really am sorry.>>22965Thx
>>22967I have seen the demons of hell, and they looked like beutiful angels compared to... that.
>>22969It shall be your guardian angel during your away time
>>22968*considers curseing trump for such a statement*