/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

>>23082
This
>>23081
"Yeah, no thanks."
Torcuil looks for some tropical fruit

>>23086
no go to him.

>>23086
Fucking take it, you bitch.

>>23089
I got angry...

>>23088
What the hell do you store in pocket sized pockets?
We aren't talking pockets that can store and infinite amount of items.
We are talking pockets all over the robe.

>>23082
That meme made me sad. That poor GM
>>23086
>fruit
Plenty of that though. Take your fill

>>23081
Top Fucking Kek

>>23091
Sounds pretty awesome, imo...

>>23091
Its your choice

>>23092
GM!!!! Korak said something about a "tropical island where I found her. Beautiful place." Is there a market for Tourism? Can I do some investigations?

>>23095
You know what, fuck it.
Torc buys the stupid ass robe. Maybe he could find a porpose for it some day.
>>23092
Torc buys all the bananas

>>23083
Can it at least give my enemies light colds?

>>23099
If you don't want it...

>>23097
Korak said what?
>>23098
And there were bananas
>>23099
Try it

>>23094
this. if torc dont go we gotta make him tell us about it.

>>23102
"me love bananas"

>>23102
Points rod at.... I'm not that much of a jerk..
At space full of nothing.

>>23105
"Not for you"
>>23102
Torc teleports himself and the bananas to the stables
I'm suprised no one picked up on my plan

>>23102
During the festivities after Korak arrived when he was talking to Trump and Tracy, he started talking about Slovenia. He said "I found her on this tropical Island. Beautiful place. Even more beautiful mare" something like that. It just screams out to me as a potential resort destination in a world with wealthy people no existing international trade.

I think I know an NPC who might know something about that place...

Actually, I think I know quiet a few

>>23108
Slovenia said she came from Equestria. She wasn't native to that island.

>>23109
You point? Island still exists, and she's seen it

>>23107
You want to go to the moon?

>>23111
Nobody asked for your opinion on the matter

>>23111
i do our engineer needs to Research rocketry

>>23112
>>23113
If you do go to the moon, and there are moon nazis there, please bring back genetically engineered horse waifus. Please

>>23114
This.

>>23108
good idea we would need to clear it out. we dont want any deaths.

>>23114
aryanne is gonna be my second waifu.

>>23113
>>23114
>sigh
Y me

Does Thez still want the wings? They're perfectly preserved.

>>23118
you have the most int.

>>23117
How many body parts do we need to cut off of you to get you to learn your lesson?!

>>23121
trump gets two waifus. and something happend that hurt me alot.

>>23117
Aww hell no! She's mine!

>>23122
Slovenia isn't a waifu. She's a carpenter

>>23124
bullshit.
>>23123
s'hell just call you a kike.

>>23124
This.
>>23123
>pic related

>>23108
No worries, I just didn't recall that detail
>>23119
"Yes PLEASE!"

>>23125
Maybe if there's an army of aryannes we can each get one. I mean, there's an army of Taylor Swifts in one dimension...

You have plane shift

>>23127
>assuming the teleportation works
Torc walks into the stable.
"Hey Troll, I got a gift for you."
The bananas are still outside so Troll cant see them
>>23128
There is also a dimension with an army of Tracy's.
Sure you want that kind of power in her hands?

>>23127
*Poof*
Idk what they actually look like.

>>23130
HELL NO WE AIN'T LETTING THAT POWER NEAR HER

Thank God it's Inferius's power...

>>23126
That's the saddest "This" (you) I've ever gotten

>>23131
"THANK Yoouuuuu......"
She yells as she runs off with the wings.
>>23134
Reeee

>>23136
>didn't notice file name until this
Kek

>>23130
>There is also a dimension with an army of Tracy's
Sounds Unoriginal.

>>23129
Can confirm that's not what it looks like

>>23138
sigh... That's what I thought when I read that too

>>23135
"Just your friendly neighborhood body-snatcher doing her job."

>>23140
"Does the friendly neighborhood body snatcher have Kefka's head? I don't need it yet, but I'll need it soon"

>>23141
It's safe and sound.

>>23127
Do I get an item GM?

>>23135
Waiting for responce on
>>23130

>>23142
Except the face, that got eated.
Didn't you roll a 6?
>>23145
You've gone toa greatlevel of effort, good mage."

>>23147
WHO THE FUCK ATE THE FACE?

>>23142
Do you have any essential articles of clothing? Anything that anyone who had ever seen him would look at and say "yeah, that came off of him. And you had you have killed him to get it because he loved that thing"

>>23147
>roll a 6
For what?
>the face, that got eated
Wh-When did she..?! Oh well..

>>23147
"Well, you've gone through plenty of effort dealing with my stupidity. Consider this a thank you."

>>23148
Everything is in the bag.
Except for the face..

>>23148
Thez ate the face., you were there for that, there was a 'moment' wrt Thez eating faces.
"It was delicious, at the moment

>>23152
Ah, I remember now.
>it was delicious
What kind of clown make-up was he wearing? I'd take it he could afford the fancy stuff.

>>23152
"Did you think, for a moment, that maybe faces are useful for the process of identifying human beings? Like if we said "we killed Kefka" and someone said "bullshit," maybe having his face around to prove that we have his severed head might be off use?"

>>23151
I need an article. Preferably the stupidest looking part of his headdress

>>23154
All enemies faces belong to Thez. She never even once demanded anything else.
We'll just have to figure it out without the face.

>>23155
Tracy has all of his clothes.

>>23157
>>23156
"Can I have an article of his clothes?"

>>23158
You are not in the same place
I'll give you his feathery-thing later on.

>>23159
We're both in town looking for shit aren't we?

>>23160
Yeah, but Tracy's in the dark, spooky, ebil side of town.
Do you have anything else to say to her?

>>23161
Can I have the wand?
I feel like this question is supposed to shame me into a particular response...

>>23162
It is, but I'm too tired to pry for it tonight...
If you're a good boy

>>23150
After this statement, Torc feels a blunt pain in his stomach. Not unlike getting hit with a baseball bat. He falls over in pain.
"Help me" He wheezes out.
No he is not dying. I'm going with a sudden coma caused by a chaos magic flux

>>23163
Damn it, now I want to know what it is you want me to say!

Tracy returns to the tower to work diligently on that ring and cloak.
Tracy's faggot goes to bed.

>>23161
>>23163
>>23162
>>23165
Let me think...

I don't think there's anything she wants me to apologize for

I don't think she want's me to small talk like "how was your day" or "how are you feeling"

I don't think she expects a proposal or be made mount at this weird time and place

She doesn't care if I say I love her

She doesn't want to be asked for sex

She doesn't want to go on a date

I don't think there's any information she thinks I have that she wants

I don't think she wants me to help her in her crafting, since I don't think she thinks I can help

I would ask her to accompany me to Spinitar of the Court City as a spy, but she'd say "no," and that can wait anyways

I would ask her for a cloak or a ring, but she'd say "hahaha no"

Like I'm legitimately at a loss for what she wants me to ask.

>>23164
>GM is kill
Okay then, continuing
Torc looks like he is having a seziure, but stops after a minute. He is still alive and breathing, but he does not respond to any stimultion.

Good night guys, and Happy Thanksgiving for my fellow Americans.
I'll be back Sunday night to fuck up everyone's plans and flowcharts

>>23168
Happy Thanksgiving and God Bless America
We'll be waiting

>>23167
I should be asleep, but holy shit it's the exact opposite of literally everything you just said.

Goodnight.

>>23170
I am insanely confused right now

>>23169
>>23168
god bless america remove zog when?

>>23172
>>23171
she wants that trump dick.

>>23154
"You can still identify his face, I only ate SOME of it. Sheesh!"
>>23160
I'll have better bazaar responses later on, those were just initial finds.
>>23168
Stay safe

Also Thez starts doodling on Torcuil's face.

>>23174
this
She wants all of the things you just said she didn't want (to a mathematic level). Her faggot just doesn't do a very good job expressing it.

Can enchantments be added to existing magic weapons?

>>23179
Or existing items in general?

>>23180
In nightmare form, does Tracy have Nightmare stats or Cauchemar stats?

>>23181
Nope.. her transformation is greatly nerfed (would be epic otherwise though).

>>23182
She does get a slight stat boost though.
Cauchemar's are like fucking tanks.

>>23181
I misinterpreted the question.
GM said she doesn't get Cauchemar stats. I assume her transformed state is closer to a regular Nightmare's stats.

>>23179
No
>>23180
Only to non-magical masterwork weapons or items

>>23184
Its mostly because transformed or not, she's still a poner base.

>>23184
Well, she'd get +8 Hit Die, +10 AC, and +4 strength in that form as a Paladin's mount, which would be like a 50% in health if using player stats, and about a 40% increase in armor.

Depending upon her current base attack level and Hit Die, she'd probably also see a reasonably substantial increase in her base attack bonus

>>23187
Uhm,... no not quite.