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Wild Nuts
Anonymous
/G47Y
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No.20349
20351
NO HOMO
Game continuation bread, where the party gets ready to wander off into parts unknown, potentially in different directions or to different areas. More bantz to go on in the meantime, but last bread got stale so here's a fresh one.
New players welcome/encouraged.
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20351
20356
>>20349
me think your hair look beautiful ana"
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20352
>increases shitpost powers
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20353
20372
>>20348 →
Those are the spells that can be chosen from, but she's still limited by how many spells she is committed to. Meaning, if she chose feather fall and disguise self, she would not have access to the others. These choices are permanent until Assassin lvl 6.
Anonymous
CHBwr
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No.20354
20355
Spoilered

Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20355
>>20354
Obligatory
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20356
20359
>>20351
She blushes. "Stahp," she says playfully hitting Infernius in the shoulder.
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20357
20360
GM, should Torc ever commit to, say 2, magic schools? Or is it fine that he does what ever he wants?

Anonymous
CHBwr
?
No.20358
20360 20362
Do the facilities at the tower accommodate ring-crafting?
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20359
20360
>>20356
"Me love you, me have to go into PB for something, you need me to pick anything up while me out?"
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20360
20361 20365
>>20357
Meh, I'm coming from the school where mages didn't have to specify that kinda thing, so I'll say you're fine.
>>20358
Basic ring crafting, or magic ring crafting?
>>20359
"Hmmmm,... nah, I'm okay."
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20361
20363
>>20360
Okay
Can Torc find books on engineering in the library?
Anonymous
2B+B0
?
No.20362
20364
>>20358
Just in the off chance you're talking about a wedding ring, and not a magic ring to boost its holder, then I'm going to recommend asking help from Lenos, who can craft a higher quality ring
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20363
20366 20367 20369
>>20361
To a limited degree of tech, yes. Trebuchets are listed, for example.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20364
>>20362
Characters can craft their own stuffs if they want, but Ben is the expert on jewelry and yes, Lenos is the resident expert on enchantments.
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20365
20371
>>20360
>Basic ring crafting, or magic ring crafting?
Either.
How long can item-craft take?
Anonymous
2B+B0
?
No.20366
20368
>>20363
As a magic creature too! Rawr!
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20367
>>20363
Thats exatly what I was hoping.
Torc desides to read up on these technologies
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20368
>>20366
Which faggot are you?
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20369
20370
>>20363
i go to the JEWlry.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20370
20375
>>20369
>totally missed the significance of the ring Thez gave him, as well as the fact that she had his horn ground down to a ring that she's wearing.
"What can I help you with? I hope you're not some spoiled-brat special snowflake here to whine about your feelings," Ben says.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20371
>>20365
Not long, its a matter of melting down the base metal and then putting it into a mold. Maybe an hour.
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20372
20373
>>20353
Does an Assassin get any Spells per day?
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20373
20374 20378 20400
Ben realizes its Infernius.
"Oh, its you, I'm finished with that belt you requested. I can't say I agree with the aesthetics, but it should fit over your existing equipment without encumbering or chafing."
>>20372
Only one, and that because of bonus spell/day (for Int).
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20374
20383
>>20373
Hey ben can you size down that belt for me, it for a special friend. Also me want to know if there a rock more rarer than demonds.
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20375
>>20370
>implying
Anonymous
2B+B0
?
No.20376
20383
By the way GM, can I get any sort of Sense motive check on Slovenia? Presumably they were in contact for long enough to get a sense of her.
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20377
Torc finishes writing down the things he needs to know and goes to the tower
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20378
20379 20382 20383
>>20373
Can I cast that bonus spell without committing to it? For now, more importantly, can they be used for crafts? I want to start mass-producing moar items.
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20379
20381
>>20378
Mass produce adamant weapons.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20380
20386
For those who may be joining us, let me briefly detail the purpose of these threads, so they don't all have to be read-through (there's alot).

The whole point to these threads is 1st - to provide a venue of entertainment, interaction, and what-the-hell else ever (read shit/fun-posting, bants, and general social interaction over a board which by its nature doesn't allow for literal interaction). ITT we play characters based on classic table-top roleplaying rules and systems, where players can express whatever degree of creativity they are inclined to express, in a world that is far more lax about what is 'possible' than the real world.

The practice of expressing and experiencing one's creativity is cathartic in a number of ways, as it allows the player to either explicitly or implicitly take steps against many of the obstacles that they may experience in real life, surrounded by friends and allies who are generally willing to be there for one another, even if they don't agree (which is often).

In between working with/beating-on one another, the group is presented with a variety of contexts and problems through which they are encouraged to creatively work around or circumvent, and ultimately defeat.

Individual players - GM most especially - come from a variety of real-world shitholes (as far as personal experiences and troubling pasts) and this allows the player to work through, processes, sort, and come to terms with said experiences in a more permissive environment than the real world provides. Most players spend a great deal of time on the site for varying reasons, and this gives them something to occupy themselves with while they're doing it. It is - in short - the best answer I can offer to continue to help mitigate the Black-pills which can result of both shitty life experiences and the disposition of consuming too many Red-pills.

So, if you're reading this "that one particular anon", feel free to lurk, read/back-read (again, there's lots) and get lost in this constantly progressing and developing world - a playground if you will - and if you ever feel inclined to participate I will be here several hours of every day to respond and accommodate to the best of my ability. ^_^
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
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No.20381
20387
>>20379
You help too: you're a spellcaster.
Anonymous
2B+B0
?
No.20382
20384
>>20378
>not staying loyal to one knife
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20383
20385 20390 20393
>>20374
"Size,... down?" he grabs a sketch-pad. "Let me think."
>>20376
She's jaded about/by humans (that would have been detailed in conversation), but responds well to sincerity and open-ness.
>>20378
The more elusive you are with your questions, the more elusive I will be with my answers. Xp
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20384
>>20382
>implying they're all for me
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20385
>>20383
What about artifact items, like the Rogue's Dice? Some other items don't show any prerequisites, but are still magical.
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20386
20388 20391
>>20380
>TL;DR
We are a bunch of fucking nerds who use our imagination instead of playing video games together.
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20387
20395
>>20381
What do you want me to do?
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20388
20389
>>20386
Also there's voodoo-esque shit
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20389
20392
>>20388
That too.
Is anyone at the tower?
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20390
>>20383
Is there rock more rarer than diemonds?
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20391
>>20386
Although i would love to vidya with you guys.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20392
>>20389
Lenos, Thez, maybe Tracy,... AFAIK only Trump is absent. Taylor may be lurking, as well as Nordfilly,
Anonymous
2B+B0
?
No.20393
20394 20397
image.png
>>20383
She keeps getting more and more adorable!

Definitely doing something with this when I don't have a paper to write
you've been warned

Um... What does she like?
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20394
20404
>>20393
>likes
Hugs, general (though not absolute) quiet, manners, and chamomile tea.
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20395
20396 20397
>>20387
There are a lot of items that'd be useful to other party members, but require high-level divine spells. With the facilities of the tower, everyone could be buffed.
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20396
20402
>>20395
Get me a list of what the party wants and ill do my thing.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20397
20404
>>20395
That's precisely what they're for. ^_~
>>20393
Also, strong individuals who aren't looking to profit off her existence, or engaged in duplicitly ulterior motives.
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20398
20406
Can Tracy still fly wearing heavy armor? She is Proficient in it.
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20399
20406
Can anyone do wood work or does Torc have to go to port first?
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20400
20406 20512
>>20373
When a spell is committed, how many times per day can it be used?
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20401
20403 20406
Infernuis's faggot is going to sleep
>no rape unless your name is ana
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20402
20416
>>20396
Tombs and Manuals are an incredible asset.
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20403
>>20401
Bye
Anonymous
2B+B0
?
No.20404
>>20394
>Hugs
https://youtu.be/SNLJDR-XbVY
>general quiet
This is harder to work with (I need music)
>manners
Very good fit
>camomile tea
Interesting
>>20397
>strong individuals
Check
>who aren't looking to profit off of her existence
Under usual definitions of "profit," I should be good
>duplicity in ulterior motives
Be upfront about ulterior motives, got it
Anonymous
2B+B0
?
No.20405
20416
By the way, GM, what is the biggest baddest monster in the forest and where can I kill one?
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20406
20407
>>20398
Encumbrance rules apply, but yes.
>>20399
You'll find plenty of skilled wood-workers in port who will be happy to help, if you're looking for something masterwork.
>>20400
At current level, 1/day
>>20401
And I thought MY schedule was weird. Like it'd be >rape. Besides, there are more reasons than combat that she wanted you to keep the str-buffs Xp

Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20407
20409
>>20406
Okay,
I need beams
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20408
20410 20412
Maybe taking a third prestige class wasn't such a good idea..
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20409
20421
>>20407
You'll want to check with the mill.
Anonymous
2B+B0
?
No.20410
20411
>>20408
forgive me for intruding (pls no bully), but why did you want to give up on black guard and go for assassin? At its first level, assassin doesn't give many benefits, while black guard and rogue give at least attack bonuses as you advance. Most of the good assassin stiff requires something like three levels in it
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20411
20415
>>20410
I was going to just be Blackguard, but I felt like I was precommitted to Assassin, after saying all that stuff.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20412
20413
>>20408
AFAIK, Tracy is l13 Rogue, l2 Blackguard, l1 Assassin, yes?
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20413
20414 20416
>>20412
That's what was said last round.
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20414
>>20413
last session*
Anonymous
2B+B0
?
No.20415
>>20411
GM will probably let you retroactively change blackguard to assassin. I think you would do well to embrace being light infantry. The team already has two slow heavies and doesn't need another one. Heavy armor really does have penalties
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20416
20417 20418
>>20413
K, just checking. I've been back-reading, but I wanted to make sure. Encumbrance has more to do with speed than anything, and with the quiver your equipment (stored) doesn't affect weight allowance. Heavy armor would diminish speed is all.
>>20405
I'll get right on it. I should point out that there will be more random encounters moving forward.
>>20402
I will limit those, otherwise that's hax.
Anonymous
2B+B0
?
No.20417
20426
>>20416
Very importantly, it must be a creature that leaves behind bones, hide, scales, or some non-perishable part of the corpse as a trophy, and it must be killed and faced specifically by me
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20418
20419 20420
>>20416
Can I trade that 1 level in Assassin for Blackguard? At this level, it's not very much use to me..
Anonymous
2B+B0
?
No.20419
20425
>>20418
Uh... What does Tracy like?
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20420
20422
>>20418
e_e Really? After all that? Convince me, 'cuz my gut says "Oh HELL no"
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20421
20423
>>20409
Okay.
I gtg for a while, see you faggots later
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20422
>>20420
That's fine. I'll just wait for the next level-up.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20423
>>20421
l8r
Anonymous
CHBwr
?
No.20425
>>20419
Edginess.
Anonymous
CHBwr
?
No.20426
20431
>>20417
... Like a dragon? A dragon would be impressive; or better, a dracolich.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20427
20428 20429
To put things in perspective (this would have been ascertainable by simple conversation and/or eavesdropping) upon the party's liberation from the rats, the city had new purpose and direction. With something to do other than fish and squander resources on the rats' inflated economic structure, the people took to the new initiatives with great zeal and interest. Craftsmen and technicians suddenly had worthwhile projects to direct their attention and skills toward, which only increased after the 2nd Soros fight (rebuilding and renovating). Additionally, they had an opportunity to see that in addition to community development, there was a need for individual development, which they also took to under the guidance and leadership of much of the party. The city now operates as something of an ancap nationalist community, both supporting and assisting one another and working for the betterment of the whole. Through these developments, trade and traffic increased, as the port had become viable and competitive once again, which brought more business, information, and travelers en route to other places. Additionally, the increasing wealth and prosperity brought people from outside the area who wished to take part in the developing community, rather than try and stake it out on their own. This will/is becoming more significant as the absence of the Nerd/Dog made it less risky for random monsters and things to venture out and not get eated by circumstantial exposure, which meant greater threat to outliers. So while the city develops and grows, so do the forces that would confront them, causing a greater unification of the city which only strengthens the community cohesive-ness.
Anonymous
CHBwr
?
No.20428
20434
>>20427
To rephrase my questions earlier, did the townsfolk ever actually get a clear shot of Tracy in her Nightmare form, or did the Nightmare's smoke grant enough concealment to obscure her form?
Anonymous
2B+B0
?
No.20429
20434
>>20427
Don't worry, I'm taking full advantage of this when I can get the time to write a speech

By the way... Uh... Anything else on Slovenia?
Anonymous
CHBwr
?
No.20430
20434
I'm just going to have her craft a Shatterspike for now, as a practice.
Anonymous
2B+B0
?
No.20431
20432
>>20426
That can do. It needs to be something a single level 16 Paladin would have difficulty taking down, but would also not be killed by.
>lich
Too powerful
Anonymous
CHBwr
?
No.20432
20433 20434
8431f80885015f38e0d46de02a2d83cc--nerd-jokes-geek-humor.jpg
>>20431
>would also not be killed by
Where's the fun in that, Anon? Tension is part of the fun.
Anonymous
2B+B0
?
No.20433
20434 20435
>>20432
>fun
Oh I'm not going off slaying monsters for fun, but the point is taken. It looks to me like pretty much any adult dragon is a match, perhaps more
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20434
20438
>>20428
They saw enough of Tracy to know it was Tracy. It will add to the rumors surrounding her as an assassin (too late to stop that shit) and/or force to be reckoned with.
>>20429
Not at this time, I'll think of what I can on top of everything else >_<
>>20430
Uh,... that's not an easy prospect by my estimation. To my understanding, a shatter-spike (which Sugoito is BTW) is particularly resource consumptive (adamantite particularly)
>>20432
Kek
>>20433
You do realize that encounters aren't supposed to be "to order"?
Anonymous
2B+B0
?
No.20435
20436
>>20433
This ain't an encounter, this is a "damn it, I'm going to find something hard to kill and I'm going to kill it" sort of thing. I guess there's not really a way to guarantee that a dragon is an adult, for instance, versus a great wyrn or a wyrmling. (The difference is fatal I know). But there's got to be a way to go into a locale and yell "come out and fight!" Or at least see if there are any monsters (maybe human bandits) rumored to be operating anywhere.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20436
>>20435
Again, I'll look into it
Anonymous
2B+B0
?
No.20437
GM, the mountains immediately to west of Port Barry, what climate classification are they?
Anonymous
CHBwr
?
No.20438
20440 20442
>>20434
>that's not an easy prospect by my estimation.
Then fuck it.
Anonymous
2B+B0
?
No.20440
20441 20442
>>20438
if a unicorn were killed to craft a ring from its horn for Tracy, would that impress her or offend her?
Anonymous
CHBwr
?
No.20441
20506
>>20440
It'd definitely impress her, but she cant wear rings...
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20442
20443 20450
>>20438
The way I see it, a shatterspike is not a conventional magical item, in fact I have them (mind-canon) as a non-magical item of a specific composition (high-level metal-fabrication)
>>20440
Wut? R u kidding? I know he's "Trump Good", but that's really pushing it.

Anonymous
CHBwr
?
No.20443
20444
>>20442
I thought of it because it seemed to require the least magic to make..
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20444
20445
>>20443
Its listed as a magic weapon, but I'm taking creative license and have it as an exceptional type of masterwork weapon, requiring exceptional crafting skill rather than enchantment.
Anonymous
CHBwr
?
No.20445
20448
>>20444
What kind of items could a mudpony learn to excel in making?
Anonymous
CHBwr
?
No.20446
20448
Also, idk if it was mentioned earlier, but can Korak's quickened sword allow for multiple sneak attacks in the same turn?
Anonymous
CHBwr
?
No.20447
20448
I've been asking a lot of questions today.. take your time...
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20448
20449
>>20445
Literally, not a whole lot. That whole lack of fingers puts a damper on one's crafting ability. Still, this is mixed nuts, so I'll concoct some parameters.
>>20446
No. Double, simultaneous sneak attacks is the limit (both pistols for example).
>>20447
Its fine. I encourage more questions, as one of the things I've been getting from those "Betterer GM videos" is on how to be more accomodating, involving, compelling, etc. Asking questions during the week is precisely what I prefer, cuz anytime I get a bunch of questions - especially those I can't answer right away - allows me to allot time during my vocational time (which, though labor-intensive is remarkably mentally permissive). I've got a white-board and everything so I can develop ideas and process/progress the desired elements.
In closing (literally, about to walk out the door) keep them coming. If I don't get to them more or less immediately that doesn't mean I won't, though a timely reminder is both appreciated and encouraged.
Any last thoughts, questions, requests, etc.? My main focus for today is "Crafts, monsters, City infrastructure (trade, development, economy), Citizen armies, Side-quests, NPC (Slovenia, +) development, Magic Item potentials, Inter-nation-state aspects (rumors, information), Evolving faction agendas, and Hugs.
That last one is more for me Xp
Anonymous
CHBwr
?
No.20449
20451
>>20448
>I encourage more questions
That makes me feel better
>this is mixed nuts, so I'll concoct some parameters.
If I get a perfect meme-tier ingredient, can I craft some limited magic items, like with Kefka's hands?Or the Bull's Strength potions

*Hugs*
Anonymous
2B+B0
?
No.20450
20452
>>20442
Tracy is an insanely difficult person to get gifts for. She's not going to be impressed by gold or gems
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20451
20454
>>20449
Got it. BTW, you kept Kefka's corpse yes?
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20452
>>20450
I know just the thing,... but no spoilers
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20453
Engaging, that's the word I was looking for
Tay and Norfilly in particular, I'm gonna start picking on prodding you for more info about what you're doing and where/how you're looking to progress. No bully, and its fine to be more 'go with the flow' or whatever, but I'll make more of an effort to bring your characters forward in future.
Anonymous
CHBwr
?
No.20454
20455
>>20451
Most of it went into the bath, and the rest is drying-out in the dungeon..
Tracy saved both his hands and is in the process of preserving his head for display.
Anonymous
CHBwr
?
No.20455
>>20454
At that, she still has most of him left, just maybe not fit for recreational use.
Anonymous
CHBwr
?
No.20456
20457
Can Tracy make Kefka's other mummified hand into a Hand of Glory? It'd be the only way for her to wear a ring.
Anonymous
2B+B0
?
No.20457
20458 20509
>>20456
She can wear a ring on her dog collar or maybe as a clit piercing
Anonymous
2B+B0
?
No.20458
20459
>>20457
Okay, so a clit piercing is too edgy, but a piercing on the labia is not out of the realm of reason
Anonymous
CHBwr
?
No.20459
20460
>>20458
>too edgy
You underestimate my power.
My only concern was if you would have a problem with it.
Anonymous
2B+B0
?
No.20460
20461
image.jpeg
>>20459
>I just spent an insanely long amount of time looking up body piercings, and trying to imagine how they would look on Tracy
Anonymous
CHBwr
?
No.20461
20462
>>20460
Have some degeneracy.
I hate piercings too.
Anonymous
CHBwr
?
No.20462
20463 20465
Spoilered
>>20461
forgot pic
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20463
20464
>>20462
Why the fuck didn't I find that picture? I went through dozens or hundreds of pictures of piercings on humans, ponies, and normal pictures of Tracy Cage, that particular one evaded me.
Anonymous
CHBwr
?
No.20464
20466
>>20463
>piercings AND oc:tracy cage
-is what I searched for.
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20465
20467 20509
>>20462
Lewd

Torc decides "fuck it"
He sends Mr. Snek with the following note
"Mill workers,
I want to inquire about about buying lumber for some projects. If you could send back a note with a time you could meet that would be appriciated.
Regards,
Torcuil"
He then gives Mr. Snek instructions to take the note to the mill, nn wait for a responce
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20466
>>20464
Looking up Tracy Cage pictures makes me sad, almost all of the pictures are from 2014 or earlier. They depict a /mlp/ I never saw
Anonymous
CHBwr
?
No.20467
20468 20469
Death.png
>>20465
Most of them aren't even on DB. The majority were made before it was even a site, so they were never uploaded.
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20468
>>20467
And thus I will never see them
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20469
20470
>>20467
That's worse. Are they gone forever?
Anonymous
CHBwr
?
No.20470
20471 20473
ladylike.png
>>20469
>Are they gone forever?
Well, they're scattered among a bunch of Anon's Hard drives. The only way to retrieve them is to get said Anons to dump their collections.
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20471
20472
>>20470
So who's gonna go on /mlp/ and request a dump?
Anonymous
CHBwr
?
No.20472
>>20471
I made the /sp/ thread for the purpose of collecting rares.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20473
20474
Tracy.png
God I'm now feeling that Spenglerian depression
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvSzz0YArSY
>>20470
Over the summer, I decided to look for an mlp comic - pretty well drawn - made back in 2014 and posted on Deviant Art. I looked all over deviant art, but many panels, like the two ending pages, were missing. I kept searching and searching but it was nowhere to be found. Almost none of the panels were ever put on Derpibooru. I eventually went to find them on the only place I was sure they even existed - the hard drive of a cracked screened and broken laptop I retired over a year ago
Anonymous
CHBwr
?
No.20474
20475
stab.jpg
>>20473
Don't worry Anon. We'll reunite you with your waifu one of these days.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20475
20476
maxresdefault.png
>>20474
Dude...

I can't believe your fucking troll plot has almost entirely succeeded
Anonymous
CHBwr
?
No.20476
20477
looking back.png
>>20475
>almost
"You'll help me find my old memes, won't you, ~Flashy?"
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20477
20479
>>20476
REEEEEEEEEEE!
Anonymous
CHBwr
?
No.20479
20481
1508992311723.png
>>20477
>tfw Flashy is being tsundere
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20480
20481 20483
I just had a terrible idea next time we are in a landlocked city.
Look up the Each Uisge
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20481
20482
I TAKE YOUR WAIFU.jpg
>>20479
You think you've won you bastard. This ain't over yet

>>20480
That's... disturbing. But that map has way too many cities that are inland with rivers or lakes
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20482
20484
>>20481
Keeps it fairly away from water?
Also, no problem on the nightmares

What is the map from?
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20483
20484 20485
>>20480
Sounds like EqG material.
Would love to eat one.
yzI4X
?
No.20484
20485
>>20482
I mean GM's map has a number of cities that are not where ocean going vessels can access them. But most have rivers or lakes by them

>>20483
*smacks pony with rolled up newspaper*
\r
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20485
20486 20487
>>20483
No eating the water spirits
>>20484
Yeah, but is the map from something?

Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20486
20490
>>20485
It looks like it's based on something Norwegian inspired. Like maybe Skyrim or Dragonborne or something like that
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20487
20488 20490
>>20485
Tracy will eat whatever she wants.
On an unrelated note, kelpies are some of my favorite mythical creatures.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20488
20489 20490 20506
1584440__safe_artist-colon-gracebl_flash sentry_clothes_ear piercing_male_necktie_pegasus_piercing_shirt_simple background_smiling_solo_stallion.png
>>20487
Not so long as she's carrying my child. Seafood can carry high concentrations of mercury, vanadium, and other pollutants, which can harm fetuses
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20489
20493
>>20488
Seafood is good for brain development, and I doubt this world has the same level of pollution as back on earth.
May as well check out of any of the surrounding towns have had problems with water demons.
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20490
20491 20492
>>20487
Kelpies are pretty cool
Man scotland has a lot of shape shifiting water spirits
>>20486
I can fucking find it
>>20488
>TIL
I also finally learned the difference between Griffons and Hippogriffs
I feel like a retard
But I mean, it would be more of a horse goo shit

Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20491
20493
>>20490
*I can't fucking find it
I mean the map
Help
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20492
20494
>>20490
Kelpies are cool. I guess I'm just partial to shape-changing, man-eating horses.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20493
20495 20496
1510651174965.jpg
>>20489
Just no eating magical and mutanigenic shit. You already probably got the child contaminated with Jew Demon
>There is no EPA
I know... This whole planet is like an unsuspecting maiden, or an deer that has not learned to fear man. It's going to learn of a whole new breed of predator soon enough

>>20491
Pic related
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20494
20495
>>20492
*smacks pony*
No eating humans!
those can carry dangerous prions
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20495
20496 20497
>>20493
>no eating magical and mutanigenic shit.
I'll have her eat whatever I see fit, so don't give me any ideas.
>>20494
Kelpies aren't humans. They just shape-shift into humans for the sake of hunting them.
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20496
>>20493
I can't find a source on that map, so who knows what it's from
>>20495
Shes right
Theyre spirits
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20497
20498
>>20495
>I'll have her eat whatever I see fit
If you don't want to take on the responsibilities that go along with being a mother, you still have a choice to back out
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20498
20499
>>20497
>choice to back out
Oh no
Please tell me you didn't say that
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20499
20500
>>20498
Why am I the only one who thinks of the child? This poor kid is going to be horrendously deformed by weird shit it's mother consumed during pregnancy, and will be either relentlessly bullied or ostracized for having a weird mother in school
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20500
20501
>>20499
Killing babies isn't okay, Anon.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20501
20502
>>20500
But poisoning them in a non-lethal way that cripples or deforms them for life is perfectly acceptable
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20502
20503 20506
>>20501
Nightmares normally eat fiends: that's how they normally live in Shadowfell, even when rearing.
The only actual risk of """deformity""" would come from it's genetics, but it would still be a child worth raising, like any other. At worst, you'd get a tiefling, but tieflings aren't necessarily bad, even if they might have some odd features.
All that is beside the point though. Killing babies isn't okay. Even for cross-species, extraplanar, rape-babies; it's not okay to kill children.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20503
20504
>>20502
She's supposed to be a damn pony! A cute if somewhat stabby and unoriginal pony. Not a horrid creature of nightmares.

>Only risk of deformity is from genetics
>As if that wasn't bad enough
Then cease looking for augmentations
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20504
20505
>>20503
Alright I'm done with this fighting
See you faggots tomorrow
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20505
>>20504
>thinking he can ever escape
Goodnight!
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20506
20509 20540
>>20441
Why not just make a ring big enough to fit her leg?
>>20488
This picture disturbs me for some reason.
>>20502
If it is born deformed i might be able to heal it.

Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20508
1encounterfb_by_ninjatic-d71rp93.jpg
>late night shop boys
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20509
20540
1505587503471-0.png
>>20457
Here ya go (its not Tracy, but it gets the point across)
>>20465
Dear Mr. Torcuil,
I will be happy to meet with you in the morning.
- The Foreman
P.S. Please do not send your snake, he scared off half my workers.
>>20506
>bracelet
Yeah, they haven't gotten that far in the creative process yet. ^_~
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20510
20511
As far as crafting for Tracy - beyond what is already available by machine - the only thing I could really think of would be specialty hoershoes to use for forging/smithing. This would enable weapon/armor crafting.
Also, re: Torcuil's flute. Is there any game/combat purpose for the flute, or is it just an add-on accoutrement? If the latter, then you can have it, I just thought you were trying to come up with a bard item that doesn't require its self to be used in order to be used.
I can't really go into detail on the other stuff, 'cuz its meta, but the party will see soon enough.
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20511
20512
>>20510
can tracy craft me some mino shoes?
also what do you think about the statue?>>20508

Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20512
20513 20535
>>20400
Follow-up on this. Tracy's wisdom is too low to cast Blackguard spells. Sorry, a minimum of 10 is required for that. She still gets the 1 Assassin spell/day (based on Int) though.
For Trump (I can't find the post ATM) the mountains you asked about are warmer climate, not sure how much more descript you were looking for.
>>20511
YOU could craft you some mino shoes, you've already gained some skill in beating glowing metal. As for the statue, what is its purpose? I already have roles for several of those ppl as monsters
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20513
20514
>>20512
to honor Hitler and maybe gain a bit of favor.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20514
20515
>>20513
So, you're looking to have that statue made?
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20515
20516
>>20514
yea we talked about it before remember?
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20516
20517
>>20515
Uhhh, yes of course
not particularly
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20517
20518
>>20516
before the kefka fight.you said id get some good boy points if i shoped it.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20518
20519
>>20517
I can't find the specific post, but I found references. That was the statue you made previously, yes?
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20519
20520
>>20518
yea.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20520
20521
>>20519
Ah, k good. I'm not totally lost. That'll work though.
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20521
20522
>>20520
can i talk to hitler?
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20522
20523 20524
>>20521
Sprauchen sie deutsch?
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20523
20525
>>20522
Ja Mein Fhurer,ich hab es gut gemacht?
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20524
>>20522
i have intro to german im using google translate to buff my knowledge.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20525
20526
>>20523
SheiBe, I was hoping to bluff my way out of it. Mein deutsch ist sehr shrect. I hadn't anticipated role-playing as Hitler, and its been over 10 years since I studied german.
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20526
20527
>>20525
you honestly didnt expect me to talk to my god?
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20527
20528
>>20526
Not right this moment, no
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20528
20529
>>20527
i can delay then. is ben done?
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20529
20530
>>20528
Sure
"I don't know how you expect to wear this,... maybe on your arm or something. Are you a Wrestler by chance?"
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20530
20531
>>20529
"me do like wraslin!"
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20531
20532
>>20530
"Well you could certainly smack someone across the face with it. Damn thing weighs like 80lbs,.... Anything else I can help you with?"
As he asks, Ponimaru steps out from the shadows, carrying a large sack that makes all sorts of clinking sounds.
"Ah, another transfer I see. I'll take that then," to which Ponimaru immediately leaves.
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20532
20533 20536
>>20531
"thank you my good man, have you considered becoming a hitlerist or maybe a foot ball fan?
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20533
20534
>>20532
This. Convert Ponimaru!
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20534
20540
>>20533
i was talking to ben. ponimaru left.
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20535
20536 20540
>>20512
I thought she had 11 Wis.
What are her stats?
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20536
20537 20542 20544
>>20532
>Hitlerist
"If GM makes me true to my namesake, no. However, I appreciate the spectacle of Football, as well as the profitability."
He is a jew after all.
>>20535
I have her with a 9 wis. She has 11s in Con and Cha by my notes.
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20537
20539
>>20536
... That's lower than I thought...
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20538
If it makes you feel any better, Ben HAS read Mein Kampf
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20539
20541
>>20537
Well, Tracy didn't strike me as being particularly wise so,....
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20540
20550
>>20506
Well, Unicorn horns aren't big enough to fashion rings that fit entire legs
>heal child
D'aww, you're the best
>>20509
Again, I don't think Unicorn horns are big enough to make bracelets. Maybe if you treated one with steam it would be flexible enough to wrap around?
>>20534
Aww
>>20535
Boop!
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20541
20543 20582
>>20539
When could she get to the point that she can cast BG spells?
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20542
20551 20556
>>20536
i did it for the keks
"thanks for the belt ben. are there any stones rarer than diamonds?"
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20543
20545 20582
>>20541
10 Wis to cast 1st, 11 for second, and so on. It could be done through leveling up, using items, spells/potions (temporary though) or other means.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20544
20546
15444__safe_screencap_princess luna_luna eclipsed_adorkable_animated_cute_huzzah_lunabetes_solo.gif
>>20536
"What do you know about enhancing the marketability of sports leagues in foreign realms?"
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20545
20547
>>20543
... That sounds difficult..
Does she get a point upon next level up?
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20546
20549 20552
>>20544
Depends on the realm. Some nation-states would probably be open to something like that. I know Sparintenar is always looking for something to entertain themselves with, they have a vary rigid and disciplined lifestyle that no one bothers with anything artistic, exhibitionary, or otherwise 'fun'. Cardashil,... they wouldn't care. I haven't ever been beyond there 'cuz that's where the Emperor's Citadel is, and... you wouldn't want to go there. Although since the Emperor is kill, perhaps one can venture that way without getting killed? Its worth looking into I suppose"
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20547
20548
>>20545
2 levels. It'd be faster to go for an item buff.
Anonymous
CHBwr
?
No.20548
20549
>>20547
Like a tome?
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20549
20551 20553
>>20546
That is supposed to be in quotes, that's all spoken.
>>20548
e_e I was thinking more like a circlet or something along those lines.
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20550
20552
>>20540
"hey me kind, it right thing to do."
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20551
>>20549
gm pls answer
>>20542

Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20552
20554 20557
>>20546
*overflowing with excitement*
"Can Sparintenar be reached by sea? And why wouldn't I want to go to the Emperor's citadel?"

>>20550
"I'm afraid the child may be born half Jewish"
Turns to Ben and says "no offense"
"Do you know of a cure?"
Anonymous
9wwaR
?
No.20553
>>20549
I tried...
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20554
20555
>>20552
"as long as hes isnt circumcised the powers shouldnt take effect"
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20555
20559 20560
>>20554
"How do Jew powers take effect in females?"
But circumcision is normal in gentile American children... reee
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20556
20558
>>20542
"More rare? Sure, but rarity isn't the only thing that determine's a stone's value. Size plays a role, quality (as in, the number of imperfections in the stone), the cut, the clarity,...."
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20557
20563
>>20552
"Sparintenar isn't that far to the northwest of here. You take a left at the crossroads. It's part of the way into the forest. Its about the same distance as Cardashil, just in a different direction."
>>20552
"None taken. I may be a jew, but not like those (((rats)))."
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20558
20561
>>20556
"do you know of any magic gems any were? me dont care if theyre at the bottom of an Dungeon."
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20559
20560 20563
>>20555
"maybe we talk about this somewhere else trump?"
i know they got me.
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20560
20561
>>20555
>>20559
they took my Aryan foreskin.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20561
20562 20563
>>20558
"Gems, not particularly. The only sort of magical stone I know of is a voidstone, but that's trouble that you don't want."
>>20560
Don't get me started.
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20562
20563 20564
>>20561
"tell me about stone ben"
yzI4X
?
No.20563
20567
>>20557
"I respect your people, their long history, and they contributions to society."
*pauses and responds with a tiny bit of anger*
"It's infernals I do not care for."
*pause again*
"I'll leave my personal issues out of this"

>>20559
"okay..."

>>20559
"Dungeon? Say what now?"

>>20557
"What can you tell me about Sparintenar, its culture, and its way of doing business. It sounds like they are industrious?"

>>20562
>>20561
*listens*
\r
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20564
20565
>>20562
"Its a particular stone native to the Negative Energy plane. Stories say that the mere contact with one can reduce a person to nothing in an instant. They're rumored to be exceptionally powerful, but no one has ever come into contact with one and survived for but a moment. One guy is rumored to have done so, grabbed one in his bare hands, but he was obliterated before he could say "Piece of cake"."
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20565
20566 20567
>>20564
"where is it? me stonger than man who get blown up.
*flexes*
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20566
20570
>>20565
"Inferius, Gemstones aren't necessarily the way to impress Thez. She's attracted to your courage, your willingness to do good, and great deeds"
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20567
20569 20571
>>20563
"Highly industrious, extremely efficient, and painstakingly disciplined. Their wares are top-rated, but they're all fabricated by machine process, the people just maintain and operate the machines. Their society is strictly utilitarian. They are not opposed to entertainment or spectacle, but they don't practice it themselves. As such, entertainers and show-persons come from all over to perform. They're quick - and brutal - in response to trouble, and their leader has a reputation as the finest warrior who's ever been seen."
>>20565
"Well, I don't know how much I can tell you, but I do know its not a matter of strength. A voidstone sort of 'undoes' what it comes into contact with."
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20568
20569
Is that seriously where this is going? I should have known,....
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20569
20571
daf9.jpg
>>20568
>>20567
"diamonds arent enough"

Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20570
20572
>>20566
"but she give me things all the time."
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20571
20573 20574
>>20567
"What can you tell me about their leader? Aside I guess from being a fine warrior?"
>>20569
"Be grateful you aren't looking for Jewelry for Tracy. That mare is not going to be impressed by any item that didn't require something to die to make it"

Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20572
>>20570
"Because she wants you to succeed in your great quests and crusade. That is what she values. That we spread good in this world, and fight back the infernal and Bolshevik hordes, while spreading Football and the American Way"
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20573
20575 20576 20577
>>20571
"a voidstone would be right up here alley"
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20574
20577
>>20571
"I don't know anything about him to be honest. He only shows himself when there is trouble, so the only people who have seen him - other than the locals of course - are dead."
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20575
>>20573
*her
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20576
20578
>>20573
"You're serious? You're serious. Well, the Negative Energy plane is a pretty fucked up place from what I hear. Get your affairs in order if you plan on venturing there."
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20577
20579 20585
>>20573
"For Tracy?"

>>20574
"For whom do they manufacture their wares? Is there like a corporation that owns the factories? Do they have factories?"
Anonymous
9wwaR
?
No.20578
>>20576
I did want to go to another plane some time.
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20579
20580
>>20577
"no trump for ana"
"trump if me dont make it back clear my scroll history"
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20580
20581 20585
>>20579
"Uh... I can clear your scroll history, but I'm going to tell you again, Thez would be more impressed if you liberated the Court City with me"
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20581
20592
>>20580
"me plan on doing both."
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20582
20583 20584
tumblr_opxgytCY0s1w0by9bo1_540.gif
>>20541
>>20543
If you were a Paladin's Mount, you could access a variety of powerful spells
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20583
20592
>>20582
this. just this.
Anonymous
9wwaR
?
No.20584
20592
>>20582
Give her a chance then.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20585
20592
>>20577
"They do minimal trade and supply for other cities, but most of their goods go to sustain and supply their own city's needs, the rest is,... er 'was' given to the Emperor to leave them alone."
>>20580
Ever the opportunist.

Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20586
20587 20588
"I should point out that the GM is a faggot, and one shouldn't expect all his explanations with regard to trade and commerce to make perfect sense," Ben offers.
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20587
20590
>>20586
ha-have you ever been to that plane ben?
Anonymous
9wwaR
?
No.20588
20589 20590 20592
>>20586
Is it an Evil-Aligned plane? I want to go there.
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20589
>>20588
"yes it is."
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20590
20591
>>20587
"Me? OH no, that's a death sentence if you ask me."
>>20588
"Its neither good nor evil. Its dominant traits are destruction and entropy, but favors none of the aligned extremes."
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20591
20592 20593
>>20590
sounds evil to me.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20592
20596 20597
>>20581
"But if you die on that plane, you can't crusade."

>>20584
Be nice to Flashy!

>>20585
"Excellent. On an unrelated note, what fine necklaces do you have that would go well with white fur... Uh, on a smaller horse or pony. Only the best"
>Opportunist
Am I wrong though?

>>20588
Why though

>>20583
The benefits are insane. I understand now why he used to want it. Tracy would get like a 45% health bonus at least in Nightmare form

>>20591
This. Stay away from that dimension
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20593
20594 20595
>>20591
"Is the vacuum of space evil?"
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20594
20595
>>20593
"me guess not"
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20595
20598
>>20593
>>20594
"You don't need a voidstone!"
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20596
20601
>>20592
"I'd go with pearls."
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20597
20598 20599
>>20592
"you underestimate my power trump."
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20598
>>20597
>>20595

Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20599
20600 20603
>>20597
"It's not about power. I have no doubts about your power. It's about making best use of that power with the finite time available. And I tell you now Thez would be more impressed if you killed pirates, bandits, monsters, or liberated a city in the name of Football"
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20600
20602
>>20599
"trump me need favor"
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20601
20603
>>20596
"Uh... Do you have any better necklaces with pearls? Do you have Platinum chains that can be plated with Rhodium? And if you could, does white metal really go that well with white fur?
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20602
20606
>>20600
"From me? What is it?"
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20603
20604
>>20599
She'd be far more impressed if you didn't get yourself obliterated on some fool errand, GM thinks out-loud.
Well, I really should be going (its almost 4 and I hadn't anticipated going into detail at this hour Xp). I'll be around in the morning.
>>20601
"Yes."
G'night!
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20604
20605 20622
>>20603
But I just woke up...
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20605
20607 20608
>>20604
So did I,... 19 hours ago >_<
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20606
20608
>>20602
"me need you to give thez belt, if me go back to tower she might try to stop me.i need you to tell her i love her to"
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20607
20608
>>20605
can i go to the negitive energy plane before you go to sleep.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20608
20609 20692
>>20605
But seriously, if the metal is a similar color as the fur, would that look right? I guess the pearls would be pink. Would blue look good. Also, if, hypothetically, it were a blue pony, that's an instance where white metal would definitely look good, right?

>>20606
"Aww... Inferius, she wants you to be as buffed as possible. She knows you love her. To prove it to her, help liberate this planet"

>>20607
This whole quest reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDQSF1vUKS4
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20609
20610
>>20608
"you would deny me this (last?} request?
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20610
20611 20629
>>20609
"Thez gave up her magic jew powers for you, so that you may live to liberate this world. Please don't deny her her request"
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20611
20612
>>20610
"me fight terasque me not be killed by the lesser ziggas in an alternate dimension"
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20612
20613
>>20611
"It's the dimension itself that can kill you, that is the issue. There will be hordes of brutes - hordes - you can expect to fight after we take the court city.

... Inferius... I need you..."
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20613
20614 20615
>>20612
"me promise me be back before you take court city trump." if me conquer this dimension me can do anything trump. me felt kind of left out of glory of terrasque kill. please let me gain my glory."
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20614
20615
>>20613
"and imagine how thez would feel knowing i conquered an entire dimension and retreved a powerful artifact just for her."
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20615
20616
>>20613
"You were definitely left out of the glory of killing Kefka, unfairly so. I intend to rectify that in our coming quests. I don't know what will be waiting for us in the Court City. I can only imagine diplomacy will not solve it. And I can tell you that we will be a bright, shining target as soon as we do take it."

>>20614
"But... It's a void dimension. There's literally nothing there. Help conquer this dimension. Deliver a city to her, er, us."
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20616
20617 20618
>>20615
"trump you have some honor. how do you feel about a deal?
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20617
20618
>>20616
"I'm not agreeing to a deal that gets you killed"
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20618
20619
>>20617
>>20616
"Actually... What do you think you could get me?"
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20619
20620
>>20618
the city. in exchange for your asstiance in the void.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20620
20621
>>20619
"I don't think I can help you with the void though. It's the dimension itself. Too hostile. It would take more than a city anyways to convince me it's worth the risk"
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20621
20623
>>20620
"i see..."
Anonymous
i2XRn
?
No.20622
20623
>>20604
Go to bed, GM.
No use answering questions now if you're brain is melted by Friday.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20623
20624 20626
>>20621
"Well... Um... I did some research just now (let's say on a phone) on how to get into the Void realm. You need to sacrifice the life of the person closest to you on a day with a purple moon. You can also be called there by a god, but, well, if I had favors from gods, I have something else in mind"

>>20622
I'm not GM...
Anonymous
i2XRn
?
No.20624
>>20623
Wrong post.
Anonymous
i2XRn
?
No.20625
20626 20627
But before I have to go, I just want to say I really want to journey to another Plane, especially a spooky one. It sounds like a hardcore mission, that could yield interesting developmental prospects for an extraplanar character.
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20626
20628
>>20625
>>20623
According to the Great Wheel cosmology model, the Negative Energy plane could be reached via the Ethereal Plane
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20627
20635
Tracy as a Nightmare.jpg
Also Tracy.jpg
>>20625
Why are you so insistent on making Tracy transracial? She's a pony. Born a pony. Embrace being a pony. Stop using jew powers to make her trans and make everyone acknowledge a trans identity
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20628
20630 20631
>>20626
The spell astral projection [19][20] could be used to reach the Negative Energy plane via a cold ebony color pool.[21] Additionally, the gate [22][23] and plane shift [19][24] spells could be used to open a temporary portal to this plane.
Anonymous
i2XRn
?
No.20629
20630 20692
>>20610
>Thez gave up her magic jew powers
Can we set the canon of this game straight, pertaining to what is and isn't Jewish? I know the Chaotic Evil Demons are globalist, like Rockefeller and Soros, but what about other Evil Outsiders? The Wererats we're quintessential Jews too, but they weren't outsiders. I don't think The really displayed any Jew-like qualities while she was half Pit Fiend; and she was very keen on drawing the line between Abyssals and Infernals. Meanwhile, we also have Hoo-mans like Been selling jewelery for us?
I just want to set the memes straight here.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20630
20632 20633
>>20628
So it's the negative energy plane and not the void dimension?
>>20629
It means Outsider. "Jew" is used because the word has meaning to others.
Anonymous
i2XRn
?
No.20631
20632
>>20628
Tracy can use Astral Projection at will, but it'll take a level or two before Infernius or Torc can cast Gate.
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20632
>>20630
thats what the gm said
>>20631
i can cast plane shift.
Anonymous
i2XRn
?
No.20633
20634
>>20630
Even angels and sprites though?
By that categorization, even Troll, as a Celestial, would count as one.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20634
20639
>>20633
Evil planes only
Anonymous
i2XRn
?
No.20635
20636 20637
>>20627
Because nightmares are my favorite monsters...
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20636
20638
>>20635
yeah and ogres are mine. what of it?
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20637
>>20635
Then why did you chose to play a Pony? You could have started with a nightmare
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20638
>>20636
I'm not Waifuing an evil extra-planar monster, that I can tell you
Anonymous
i2XRn
?
No.20639
20640 20641
>>20634
What about native outsiders though, or evil creatures that far from neutral/good planes.
Taylor is an Evil-alligned native outsiders too, despite her Celestial lineage.
Tay
vMgrV
?
No.20640
20643
>>20639
This
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20641
20642
>>20639
I'll deal with Tay later. For now, she seems human, having come from an alternate earth.

>Native outsiders
You mean trans?

>evil creatures from Neutral planes
In general evil is bad
Tay
vMgrV
?
No.20642
20644
>>20641
You fucking wot m8?
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20643
>>20640
*eyes suspiciously*
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20644
20645
>>20642
You heard me!
Which thing I said?
Tay
vMgrV
?
No.20645
20646
>>20644
>deal with tay later what did you mean by this?
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20646
20647
>>20645
Determine how I feel about whatever evil-extra-planar elements. With Tracy it's a real problem
Tay
vMgrV
?
No.20647
20648
>>20646
I think you're just being up tight.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20648
20649
>>20647
Why do you say that?
Tay
vMgrV
?
No.20649
20650
>>20648
Because of how youve treated tracy who has done absolutely nothing wrong.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20650
20651 20655
>>20649
There was all sorts of stealing from the party and things before you arrived
But she attacks and eats weird things. There's a very noticeable effect on behavior, and not for the better. It will definitely go wrong
Tay
vMgrV
?
No.20651
20652
>>20650
I think your just being a jew about it.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20652
20653
>>20651
How?
Tay
vMgrV
?
No.20653
20654 20655
>>20652
Jews like killing babies.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20654
>>20653
???
Anonymous
i2XRn
?
No.20655
20656
>>20650
>Has a party member who can Track and hunt down other evil outsiders out of pure instinct
>Doesn't see the opportunity
You don't even know what kind of affects it'll have on her, so why are you so worried about it? There's nothing in game that implies that any of her behavior has any detrimental effects anyway; being able to turn into a (nerfed) nightmare was just a fun bonus.
>>20653
Also this.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20656
20657 20665
>>20655
*hungry nightmare noises*
Tay
vMgrV
?
No.20657
20658 20665
>>20656
Your not gonna eat me are you?
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20658
20659 20665
>>20657
"Maybe"
*wiggles tongue*
Tay
vMgrV
?
No.20659
20660 20665
>>20658
*Blushes so hard i become redder than infernuis* y- you wanna go take a bath?
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20660
20661 20662 20664 20665
>>20659
"Sure. Let's try the water though. You can see straight through it"
Tay
vMgrV
?
No.20661
20665
>>20660
Hehe i like the way you think.
Tay
vMgrV
?
No.20662
20663 20664 20665
>>20660
Wait a second your not tracy.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20663
>>20662
*Stares*
i2XRn
?
No.20664
1510799086819-3.jpg
>>20660
>Water
>>20662
I g2g for now..
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20665
20666
>>20659
>>20660
>>20662
>>20661
>>20658
>>20657
>>20656
wut?

yzI4X
?
No.20666
20667
>>20665
I quoted "hungry nightmare noises" at Tracy's faggot to show that the trans-racialism did in fact have an effect on her behavior, and Tay dropped in and mistook the post for being a Tracy post
\r
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20667
20668
>>20666
>nightmare
>nightmar
>nightma
>nightm
>night
>nigh
>nig
>nigg
>nigge
>nigger
Torc heads to the mill, making sure Mr. Snek is a staff
Anonymous
i2XRn
?
No.20668
20669 20670 20695
>>20667
I swear if I meet a Zebra druid that has more Wis/Int than me, I'm going to flip.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20669
20671
>>20668
I'll bet you there is. You have 7 gorrilion dexterity points (that you want to throw away with heavy armor for some reason) so that's where your points went
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20670
>>20668
The Druid set of spells is activated by and attacked to the wisdom level and ability modifier. So yeah, they probably have higher
Anonymous
i2XRn
?
No.20671
20673
>>20669
I didn't know what it was for when I allocated them there. I thought Dex was the best for her class.
That was also before I knew about the nerfed transformation... A regular nightmare has higher stats in every ability.
Mrs. Sentry
i2XRn
?
No.20672
20673 20695
What's the mechanic for Tracy's transformation anyway? I thought it was like a lycanthrope's, but now I'm not so sure...
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20673
20674 20675
>>20671
Dex is still very good, I am sure. It's the modifier that applies in ranged attacks. It also allows for a higher AC if you're not encumbered by heavy armor. Most of your stealth things too, like move silently or hide. My personal recommendation is to embrace the class you chose to play as - rogue mud pony - enjoy and develop its unique talents and skills, and not chase after every other opportunity

>>20672
Formerly you specified that it was intense emotion. It may be different now.
Mrs. Sentry
i2XRn
?
No.20674
20676
>>20673
>you specified
The rough draft was only a thought-bubble, and I wrote that down when I thought her transformation was a total one (I thought those skill bonuses would make her better than a Ranger in terms of trekking outer planes if the group ever left the dimension. I was wrong)
If it's a Rage-related change, it would have a number of uses per day (I never attempted more than once, because I had assumed it was limited), and an exhaustion drawback; but now it seems to me like some kind of temporary ability trade-off, which I'm not sure of the limitations or scope of powers.
Now that I think of it, if she doesn't actually get the feats from her alternate form, could she even class as Blackguard in the first place? I referred to Cauchemar Nightmares getting Power Attack and Cleave as bonus feats when I brought up taking the class; I I only ever took Improved Sunder. It'd be a bit late to go back on those though, so I might be stuck with them as my chosen feats, since I've already used them so many times... Oh well..
Mrs. Sentry
i2XRn
?
No.20675
20676
>>20673
Tracy has to use Barding though. How does the mechanic apply for that?
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20676
20677
Spoilered
>>20674
>>20675
Light barding has no clear drawbacks. Heavy and medium barding reduces her speed by at least 33%. Do you mean barding on Tracy's pony form or her nightmare form? I would think that the vast size difference between the two states would cause difficulty for armor in transitioning. I see nothing about dexterity for horses, but I imagine the d&d rule makers didn't anticipate this scenario.
I know your chest plate costs you AC bonuses from dexterity. Barding just looks amazing on horses and ponies though

>>20674
I don't know, GM suggested there would be even more limits now that the golden lady did her thing. Like going ethereal only when in Nightmare form

Mrs. Sentry
i2XRn
?
No.20677
>>20676
Normally, shapeshifters can't Dawn normal armor, but idk if Tracy even counts as on at this point, because I can't find anything that alludes to her kind of transformation in the Wikis: it seems more aesthetic than anything else. I never brought up the prospect of her armor constraining her transformation, mostly because I didn't want to get nerfed back then.
Mrs. Sentry
i2XRn
?
No.20678
20679
midwinterain__s_nightmare_horse_by_xxxthepretentiousxxx-d4ynyzl.png
[confused 'nightmare' noises]
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20679
Why Tracy and Trumpaladin are not a thing.jpg
>>20678
I'm a little confused too
Mrs. Sentry
i2XRn
?
No.20680
20686
0xywaktzflez.jpg
>mfw I realize the fucking lizard has a higher ability stat total
New character goal: hunt every other species of magical beast to extinction until Tracy is the strongest.Including non-pony equines with a Wis score above 10.

Can Lenos teach Tracy how to set traps? That is a rogue skill, right?
On that note, can the facilities at the tower be used to make explosives?
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20681
20683 20684
Just where is all this being discussed?
Mrs. Sentry
i2XRn
?
No.20682
Didn't mean to spoiler that.
Can Lenos teach Tracy to set traps? That is a Rogue ability, right? On that note, can the facilities at the tower be used to craft explosives?
Mrs. Sentry
i2XRn
?
No.20683
>>20681
In our heads. I always leave Tracy's dialogue in quotes, btw.
Mrs. Sentry
i2XRn
?
No.20684
20685
>>20681
Would you mind answering some of those questions earlier? The black boxes were just to avoid messing up the thread with our nerdy stuff.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20685
20687 20688
>>20684
I will, and I'm going back through it now, but I was hoping to get an idea where-abouts some of the in-character dialogue was taking place.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20686
20690
>>20680
>Hunt every species of magical beast to extinction
Aww... You don't want to help Trumpaladin in his ultimate goal of establishing the galactic Imperium of Man, exterminating the xenos, purging heretics, and banishing the forces of Chaos?
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20687
>>20685
Sounded like Trumpaladin and Inferius were both up to Ben earlier
Mrs. Sentry
i2XRn
?
No.20688
20693
>>20685
Trump insisted earlier that he was waking up next to Slovenia.
Everyone else is at the tower.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20689
Pinkie_Pie_sad_S01E26.png
>tfw she doesn't want to go purging and liberating with you
Mrs. Sentry
i2XRn
?
No.20690
20691
>>20686
I want to be able to play an Apex predator first. This monster thing is a personal goal of mine, as the player. I will be the strongest monster, in one way or another.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20691
20694
>>20690
Heretics and Xenos are prey though
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20692
20697
>>20608
"The metal being the same color as the fur would produce a glinting effect, but otherwise wouldn't draw excessive attention to the necklace. Basically, it would provide accent but avoiding being over-the-top." -Ben
>>20629
Though I am loathe to state it explicitly, there are basic and useful jews (Ben, for example) who are really good with money, there are jew-rats that are sheisty and conniving, and there are demonic (globalist) jews/zionists who come from the abyss.

Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20693
20697
>>20688
This is the issue I keep running into. There's a gap in continuity here.
Mrs. Sentry
i2XRn
?
No.20694
20697
>>20691
Monster-exterminating comes first. I feel like Pinocchio right now.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20695
>>20668
I don't get why you assume that druids are ziggers.
>>20672
Meh

Mrs. Sentry
i2XRn
?
No.20696
>>>20695
I just called them hippies, but Infernius said zebras would be druids earlier. That was just a "what if".
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20697
20698
>>20692
"Wow, that's a really good insight. Do you believe you could produce such a necklace?

... Do you take credit?"

>Not all Jews are Bolsheviks
I've been saying this to these Nazis for months!

>>20693
Yes. It has not been resolved yet

>>20694
Just tell your Flashy. He wants his queen to accompany him on his Unification efforts, especially if her talents are useful. He'll be sympathetic to a campaign to exterminate evil-aligned magical beasts though
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20698
20699 20700
>>20697
"No need, the profits from Thez' contract has resulted in an overwhelming abundance of wealth for myself and the town. I have several strands here, or would you like something made to order?"
That aside, am I assuming you've already returned from Slovenia, or are we in a space-time paradox? That part can be detailed later, but in order for you to be talking to Ben and have been talking to Infernius, both of you would have to NOT be in the tower, and you would have to NOT still be in the grove.

Mrs. Sentry
i2XRn
?
No.20699
20700
>>20698
I had meant to have Tracy go to the grove as soon as she could, while Trump wasn't there for the sake of peace.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20700
20701 20702
>>20698
Uh... I was hoping for a time paradox where this is happening ~3PM but I could still do stuff in the morning

"I'm not sure. I don't have enough knowledge of jewelry to say. I guess a neck band would have to be of a specific legth?"

>>20699
Trumpaladin would be there for hours (he also wanted peace) without her knowing, so if this is the way you're going, all four would meet. Unless it happens midday
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20701
>>20700
All three
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20702
20703 20704
>>20700
So wait, you want all this with Ben and such to happen, but you want to still wake up in the grove next to Slovenia?
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20703
20705
>>20702
... Yes.
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20704
20705
>>20702
Oh Hi, guess your alive now.
Torc heads to the mill for the meeting
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20705
20706 20707
>>20703
>GM shakes for a moment, and his head explodes
>>20704
You find the Foreman (he's got a bright safety vest on, its pretty obvious) waiting for you outside and below the Tower. "Hey there. The name's Adam, what'd you wanna see me about?"
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20706
20716
>>20705
"Hi Adam. Sorry about the snake scare yesterday.
I wanted to ask about buying some beams for a project."
Torc pulls a page out of his book with plans for a trebuchet on it, and hands it to Adam
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20707
20710
>>20705
Uh...

Can I do the waking up next to Slovenia now then?
Mrs. Sentry
XgE0T
?
No.20708
20709 20710
Wait, are we playing cinematic now?
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20709
20712
>>20708
I guess. I was hoping to wait until after my paper was finished
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20710
20711
>>20707
That would mean that you didn't have any of that dialogue with Infernius,... so yes.
>>20708
Well, some of you have been doing minor cinematics the whole time, so IMO Trump is just catching up
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20711
>>20710
reeeeeeeee

But is her head laying on my leg?
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20712
20713
>>20709
Do your paper. I won't have any serious time to commit to anything other than meta questions and minor character directions until Friday night.
Mrs. Sentry
XgE0T
?
No.20713
20714
>>20712
If Tracy's transformation really is not like a lycanthrope's, should I take those ranks out of Control Shape?
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20714
20718
>>20713
On that, at this point I am kind of relegating it as sort of 'going Super Saiyan'. As long as its not excessive (and yes, ethereal/astral shit will be requisitely in nightmare mode) then its fine, but too much will be exhausting to the character.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20715
20717
P.S. since she only tends to do it in combat, it probably won't be a concern
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20716
20727
>>20706
"Hmmm. Okkay,... I see. That's gonna be a tall order. We can do it, but the trees we'll need aren't readily available, we used up all the ones we had on those ships that were built. We'd need to mount an expedition to the forest to harvest more, and the forests have started to get a bit nastier than they have been. We'd need at least one of you folks to come along with us."
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20717
20719
>>20715
It means she won't be able to go ethereal out of another character's arms
Mrs. Sentry
XgE0T
?
No.20718
20719
>>20714
Okay. What we're her transformed abilities again? It'd also be nice to know how often she can do it and under what conditions.
I've made a lot of mistakes with my player's class advancements. I don't want to make any more.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20719
20720
>>20717
This. No more "pooof" she's gone, unless she's already on fire and billowing smoke.
>>20718
Pretty much (aside from stats) what's listed for the Cauchemar, including feats and such.
Mrs. Sentry
XgE0T
?
No.20720
20722
>>20719
That's fine to me.
.. do all the normal horses in this world really have more Wis than Tracy?
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20721
20723 20733
Let me give an example. When Thez was still 1/2 pit fiend, she could go haste for a limited duration, but regardless of whether she turned it off or it expired, at the conclusion she would be exhausted (even though she has improved endurance, which otherwise negates exhaustion), and unable to function for a period of time.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20722
>>20720
I don't mind upping Tracy's Wis a point or two, I just put the 9 in Wis cuz I thought it wouldn't matter in the long run.
crumples that thought up and throws it in the now over-flowing bin of "WRONG IDEAS"
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20723
20724 20725 20728
1500776331216.png
>>20721
So... After the guy is dead in a fight is she going to have enough energy to secret off the goods to her jew cave?
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20724
>>20723
Forgot to remove pic
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20725
>>20723
You do realize that that is a major cause for friction in the party? One sec,....
https://youtu.be/xXy9CTVt99M
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20726
Not pointing fingers, just presenting a few points for consideration
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20727
20730
>>20716
"Okay, I can go with you to help with transportaion. What time would you be leaving?"
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20728
20729 20730
>>20723
I'll leave their clothes 'n shit if it's all important to you, but I'm not about to stop snatching bodies.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20729
20733
>>20728
You are if you're exhausted after the battle

Ask nicely for other people to get it for you
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20730
20731 20732 20733 20734
>>20727
"Well, harvesting lumber of this size is a day or more (game time) expedition, and its a loud process so there's almost no chance that we'll be able to manage it without being run up on by something undesirable. I'm afraid that the GM's schedule won't permit it until Friday night at earliest."
>>20728
That's fine, I'm just trying to foster a bit more "Hey, look at all this stuff we got from <dead person>."
I don't think anyone will mind if you run off with the carcass.
Although Thez did kinda want Kefka's wings,... no worries tho.
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20731
20732 20737
>>20730
"That'll do"
Actually that works, since I may be able to play late tomorrow, and really late saturday.
Torc thanks Adam and looks for Trollestia
Tay
vMgrV
?
No.20732
20735 20736
>>20730
>>20731
"I-i could help you torculi."
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20733
20734 20737
>>20721
That makes sense: having a larger, stronger body that requires more energy should idealy cause exhaustion/starvation. I actually thought that it was already implied, which is why I cienematically had her collapse after every boss fight.
>>20729
There's no way you actually give a fuck if I skulk off with naked bodies. I gotta fill my dungeon and the bathhouse somehow. I'll take potions if I have to (would her pony-form Endurance feat help?). It would hardly be a dungeon without mummified enemies, would it?
>>20730
Like I said earlier, most of Kefka, aside from parts of his wet innards, are still there. I didn't know he had wings, but does Thez really want them? Did he have any other non-hooman parts worth noting? It's all being prepared for liquidation.

Did I mention how badass Queen Taylor would look in a harlequin hat?
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20734
20736
>>20730
Can we import Lumber?

>>20733
Oh I didn't say I wanted the bodies. I just said that if someone who did want the bodies was exhausted she could ask others to bring the stuff back

We do need Kefka's head though
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20735
20737 20748
>>20732
Is his name just a joke now?
"If you want to you can come"
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20736
20738 20745
>>20732
*offers Kefka's hat*
>>20734
The head is secure. You'll have it when you need it.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20737
20739 20741
kefka5.png
>>20731
Sorry about the schedule,... I had many choice words about it, due to the faggot who's unreliability necessitated it and how,... I won't get into it.
>>20733
Well she didn't say anything, and she didn't realize she wanted until her infernal nature was removed. pic related was his transformed form, and she would want the bat wings, but again none of that was mentioned so technically its a meta issue at this point.
>>20735
Kek. Torculi!

Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20738
20739 20743 20745
>>20736
Kefka doesn't wear a hat
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20739
20740
>>20737
If she want's a piece of him, she could just ask: it's all in the handbag anyway.
Just what was Kefka anyway? Tracy would've been more interested in his body too, for similar reasons.
>>20738
I already gave it away. Let's say a non-magical hat was in his pocket.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20740
20742 20743
>>20739
Kefka was,... uber magic. I mean he was technically human, but had grown so powerful wrt magic that he was sort of a demi-god. You might not think that because he died to magic, but there's a whole lot of minutiae that led to that. Besides,....
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20741
20744
>>20737
No, you missunderstand
Yours works fine. I can do friday night.
So Torc continues oo try an find Trollestia
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20742
20744
>>20740
He was clearly possessing weapons of mass destruction, one of which just happened to ignite when Tourcil (Torculi) hit him with the implosion spell. It's the only explaination
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20743
20746 20747
>>20738
My first impression of him was pic related. I had assumed he'd be full clown attire if he were showing up to bully some fishermen out of their lunch money.
>>20740
For the sake of liquidation and flaying, what's his anatomy? How many wings? Any properties I'd like to know of? Half the party took a bath in his blood btw too...
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20744
20751
>>20742
Yes, yes that is the only explanation. There could be no other.
>>20741
Good to hear. I'm still salty about the douchebag though. motherfucker has the audacity to try and,... when it's READILY and STATISTICALLY obvious that,... all the while trying to,... cuz "MUH,...
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20745
>>20738
>>20736
Rip
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20746
FFLTNS_Kefka_Artwork.jpg
>>20743
forgot pic
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20747
20751 20752
>>20743
>blood bath
Non-consequential
>first impression
That is how he arrived yes, but after getting beaten about for a bit he decided to go Super Saiyan. In doing so, he reverted to the same hubris (which is consistent with his character) that got him beaten about in the first place, leading to his demise
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20748
20749 20759
>>20735
Hows it spelled?
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20749
20751 20759
>>20748
Torqil
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20750
20751 20759
Nyquil
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20751
20753
Spoilered
>>20744
okay...

>>20747
No need for the monster killing quest. The rationale for that has passed. I have a different thing I'd like to do

>>20749
>>20750
THIS
H
I
S
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20752
20753
>>20747
He still brought the scarves, feather hat, and other clothes though, right? Even if they weren't magical, it's cool to keep your enemies' clothes.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20753
20754 20756
>>20752
Not a hat though, it's a plume, and his hair is in a ponytail. And yes, there is still the brightly colored clothes.
>>20751
For the record, I was gonna delete that post immediately after, but that password thing goes auto-blank and I couldn't.
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20754
20755 20756 20762
>>20753
I'll have those washed for Taylor or Norfilly if either of them are interested in taking a piece of his getup.
>tfw can't wear boots
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20755
20756 20757
kefka6.png
>>20754
It could work, I don't get the impression Taylor is into outlandish clothes (I could be wrong tho)
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20756
20757
>>20753
uh... Is this a Barry situation or one of us...

>>20754
>>20755
Probably should just burn the clothes so it doesn't harm public perception
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20757
20758 20765
>>20755
It's her choice if she wants it. I'm saving it anyway.
I've saved all the clothes of every individual killed so far, even your co-workers (didn't have a place to put their bodies though).
>>20756
Nah.. idgaf
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20758
20760 20763
>>20757
A queen has to look the part. Even a queen of edge
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20759
20763 20764
>>20748
>>20749
>>20750
Fuck y'all
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20760
20763
>>20758
And this was not to refer to Tay or her clothing
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20762
>>20754
Ill take the boots.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20763
20765 20771
>>20759
I blame Thez. Let the record show I always spell his name right.
>>20760
>>20758
It is a good way to make an entrance,....
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20764
20765 20766 20769 20771
>>20759
Hey man its your fault for not picking an english character.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20765
20769
>>20764
*cough* This *cough*

>>20763
All I'm sayin' is a Paladin's waifu needs to be conscious of style

>>20757
Actually, if he has any jewelry, can I have it?
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20766
20767 20768 20769 20771 20772
>>20764
That's a good point. How does one pronounce Torcuil? I've been thinking "Torque-will", but I'm open to correction.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20767
20768
>>20766
I thought it was Tourcil?

Tor-soul
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20768
>>20767
>>20766
Shit. Now I am unsure how it's spelled
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20769
20770 20771 20774 20779
Before the next session, the party should focus on producing some items for everyone, especially the noobs with no magic items. Taylor could craft a Horn of Valhalla and a Lyre of Building at her level. Trump could use a shield of any kind. Idk how Norfilly is going to play, but she needs some sort of charm to keep a single scratch from ever getting to her.
>>20764
Burn
>>20765
He wore earrings, if you really want them.
>>20766
Cydaquil should just namefag until everyone remembers.
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20770
20773
>>20769
>burn
What did i do?
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20771
20774
>>20763
>>20764
>>20766
Spelling: Torcuil
>now this is a guess
Pronouncation: Torquill
Just because a varient is "Torquil"
>>20769
>reeeeeeeeeeee

Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20772
>>20766
I thought it was tor- coolie
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20773
20775 20776
Spoilered
>>20770
I thought it was an English-Scottish rivalry thing to bulli him. I guessed wrong.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20774
20778 20779
>>20769
Uh... Are earrings the only jewelry?

I have the ring shield and the sword is two handed, so no need for a shield, but any other buff is awesome

>>20771
>The name really does sound like "NyQuil"
Aww
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20775
>>20773
It is
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20776
20780
>>20773
>I am of English Ancestry, and have a lion-like mount, while he has a unicorn
Neat
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20777
20779 20780
images.jpg
Boop
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20778
20781
>>20774
>Are earrings the only jewelry?
I never saw anything else in any pictures of him.
None of his items were magic.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20779
20781
>>20769
Trump has the Bees knees
Kefka appears to have had a variety of pearls and gems, and what looks like a cough masculine garter, at least by the pic Tracy posted
>>20774
Vandereim or Sugoito are both bastard-type swords (1 or 2 handed)
>>20777
Boop-check

Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20780
20782
>>20776
I can handle this
Speaking of mount, Torc needs to talk to her.
>>20777
Checked
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20781
20782
>>20779
Definitely taking Pearls and some item of jewelry

So... Can I have multiple shields?

>>20778
>None of his items were magic
That's just fine
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20782
20783 20785
>>20780
Not to be a troll kek but you should know by now where to find her,....
>>20781
Not if you want to use a weapon
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20783
20784
>>20782
Top Fucking Kek

I shit you not, I fully intended to hand Trollestia a statement charging her rent if she wasn't going to be helpful finding the unicorn
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20784
20787
>>20783
>renting building you don't own
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20785
20786 20787
>>20782
>whispering
Well i don't so help a faggot out
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20786
20790
>>20785
The Tower stables
So you venture to the tower stables, where Troll is calmly munching from a pile of bananas.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20787
20790
>>20784
You're the one who first suggested it!

>>20785
THE STABLES!

I swear I go to talk to her more than you do
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20788
20789
9c667b5a0dfd5b92e203c4fcb464dcc1.gif
>MFW I thought I was gonna have to scramble to come up with material and continuity for the storyline,... and here it is being literally spoon-fed to me
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20789
20791 20792
>>20788
What can Tracy do during this time warp?
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20790
20791 20792
>>20787
Yeah but Torc has fucked her more than Trump
>>20786
"Trollestia, can I akk a favor of you?"
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20791
20793 20795
>>20789
She can pick up the special shoes Lenos made
>>20790
"Certainly good sir, what can I help you with?"
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20792
20794
TOURCIL GOT RAPED.gif
>>20790
*Tourcil has been fucked by her

>>20789
Be lubby dubby with her husbando?
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20793
20797 20798 20799
Spoilered
>>20791
*picks up shoes*
Tracy thanks Lenos and slips him a bundle of weed from the forest.
She then appraises the shoes.
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20794
20796
>>20792
Did he leave the forest yet?
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20795
20798
>>20791
"I need you to watch Norfilly while I go for a while. Can you do that?"
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20796
20798
>>20794
If I can RP the morning. I need to ask Slovenia something and then ask Fae something
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20797
20801
>>20793
>weed
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20798
20800 20803
>>20793
They're specially designed, one shoe having a rounded 'sole', the other a flattened one, to allow a hoers both the necessary striking points that would normally be available with a forging hammer. They require the hoers to be able to stand upright, but that's not a problem with Tracy. "I recommend being in your uber flaming and shit mode for greater efficacy," he says rolling a phatty and sparking it.
>>20795
"I'd be delighted!"
>>20796
If you'd like to do that now, I'll be around for the next hour or so.

Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20799
20801
>>20793
"You'll still need someone to hold the piece with a pair of tongs, but I'm always here unless business demands me elsewhere."
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20800
>>20798
"Thanks for that"
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20801
20802 20805 20808
impressed.jpg
>>20797
*looks at hooves*
".. Wow, thanks Lenos."
>>20799
noted
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20802
20806
>>20801
"Also remember, you're a noob at forging. It takes lots of practice."
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20803
20804
>>20798
Let's do it now so I can be back with the rest of the party for stuff

Is her head on my leg?
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20804
20807
>>20803
Yes, she's sleeping soundly, and your leg is numb.
Totes Lenos
yzI4X
?
No.20805
20809
>>20801
"Mam, you're under arrest for possession of marijuana with intent to distribute"
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20806
20809
>>20802
can lennos make me a item that lets me breath in a vacuum?
also im awake from the coma.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20807
20809
>>20804
Umm... try to wake her

"Slovenia, Slovenia"
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20808
20812 20831
>>20801
He- hey tracy how long have you known that hottie torc?
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20809
20810 20811 20814
>>20805
Sod off, you have no jurisdiction
>>20806
He raises an eyebrow. "I could,... what are you planning?"
>>20807
"MMmmfff. Hmm? Oh, its you. I must have fallen asleep while we were talking. Its so nice to have company, please excuse me."
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20810
20813
>>20809
Would she be offended if I pet her head?

"I know the feeling. It's okay. Um... could you move your head a bit"
*tries to move leg*
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20811
20813
>>20809
me go to bad place to retreve strong item for thez. oh can you keep that a secret?
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20812
20818
>>20808
>that hottie torc
You mean the older guy with the book full of memes? A couple months, I guess. It get's hard to keep track of time around here.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20813
20815 20820
>>20810
"Oh, yes of course," she says a bit embarrassed. As you move your leg, the sensation of PINS AND NEEDLES shoots through your leg.
>>20811
"What KIND of 'bad place'?"
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20814
20817
>>20809
>No jurisdiction
There you go sounding like that damned federal judge in El Paso.
Absolutely changing that
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20815
20816
>>20813
"it in different plane."
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20816
20819
>>20815
His eyes narrow. "Spill it."
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20817
20821
>>20814
>trying to separate a Dragon from his smokes
Enjoy dissolving in a fiery pool of napalm.
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20818
20822 20831
>>20812
Hes a total grey fox, h- has he said anything about me?
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20819
20825
>>20816
"why you so interested in where me go?"
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20820
20825
>>20813
Gah. I guess I'm not walking for several minutes. Try to move leg to make it more mobile

"You like company don't you? How would you like to come back to our party's stables. Or if you want a proper room, and I mean nice rooms, we can spare those as well"
*pet behind ears*
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20821
20822 20823
>>20817
Saint Nixon, who is the Patron Saint of the War on Drugs, is also the Patron Saint of Napalm. Bring it on!
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20822
20824
>>20818
"Not much really. He's rather reserved, compared to the rest of these psychopaths (inb4 tu quoque), although he does speak up when he sees fit. He spend a lot of his time in his cave somewhere scribbling memes into one of his books."
>>20821
>Challenging Lenos
You reap what you sow, m8...
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20823
20826
>>20821
>saint nixon what?
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20824
20832 20840
>>20822
"Do you know where his cave is i want to get in his robe."
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20825
20827 20841
>>20819
"You realize you're asking me to make you an item that only I could make, while asking me to keep a secret from the only person in this group who could single-handedly kill me (especially if she was pissed), while talking about jumping planes. I'm gonna need more than your assurances, especially because I don't think you know what you're getting yourself into."
>>20820
"This grove is nice and peaceful, but the lack of interaction is rather depressing. I'm not one for isolation; so long as I don't wind up in chains again, I could see venturing forth."
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20826
20828
>>20823
My god is Columbia (America personified), and her saints are those who served her well, especially in the fight against International Communism. I particularly like Presidents
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20827
20829 20832
>>20825
"okay me tell you, me go to the negative energy plane."
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20828
>>20826
why columbia and not uncle sam?
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20829
20830 20832
>>20827
His jaw hits the floor. "Whatever for?! That's madness! No one goes there deliberately!"
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20830
20832 20833 20834
>>20829
"me get the voidstone."
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20831
>>20818
>>20808
W
H
A
T
I
S
T
H
I
S
>>20818
>screaming
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20832
20835 20836
>>20824
"His robe? I never bothered looking for his cave, although it doesn't sound difficult to find. It might be easier to just wait for him at the tower though; he's always coming in and out."
>>20827
>>20829
>>20830
*ears twitch*
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20833
20838
>>20830
Lenos' jaw somehow drops through the floor and extends outside the tower for a moment. He composes himself. "Pray tell, what do you intend to DO with a voidstone?"
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20834
20835
>>20830
Consider forging a Sun Blade before you go, or several for that matter.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20835
20837
>>20832
Leave your goods in the tower if you go to the negative energy dimension. Otherwise you'll lose your stuff with your body when you are killed

>>20834
I'm advising not to go
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20836
20840 20843
>>20832
Can you help me find it?
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20837
20843
>>20835
Shhh, we'll get to that, but this is a 1on1 convo...
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20838
20846
>>20833
"make ring for thez."
Question
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20839
20844
How do Knowledge ranks work? What kind of bonuses do you get for increasing them? I can't figure it out.
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20840
20842
>>20824
>>20836
>louder sustaned screaming
Also it's a kilt, get it right
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20841
20846
>>20825
CALL MOUNT

"Our tower is safe and secure. All of the elves Korak held are there right now. There's several people there, including another Unicorn, although she is a celestial. It was Tracy who found you, correct? The Blue Pony? She's there too. Sometimes. Come with me, we can provide you accommodations. Better than out here where there are who knows what dangers"
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20842
20847
>>20840
Im coming to suck that dick boi
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20843
20845 20846
>>20837
Isn't Tracy still in the forge? She's respectfully eavesdropping.
>>20836
"Well, I probably could, but it sounds like a lot of work to go through for just a robe."
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20844
>>20839
Same as other ranks. You're more likely to pass difficult questions when you have more ranks in knowledge during a knowledge check
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20845
20847 20854
>>20843
I dont want to take his robe i said i wanted to Get In It, i wanna fug torc.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20846
20849 20852 20854
>>20838
"You incredible,... she's got a ring you know, its made out of one of your horns.
TBH, I don't either. That sort of thing always seemed a role-play element to me. I suppose it could represent gained knowledge from having lived in an environment, but again that seems like a role-play element. Example: Knowledge - Mountains could give a character an understanding of what sorts of monsters are likely to be encountered, or how to traverse effectively, but that doesn't seem something one would leave up to skill points or die rolls.
>>20841
After a few moments, Fae touches down a few feet away. "Yes Trump, you have need of me?"
>>20843
Fair point, but its hard to eavesdrop while carrying on a conversation about ahem Torcuil's clothing.

Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20847
20866
>>20845
>>20842
>gulp
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20848
20852
Sorry, forgot to separate Lenos' statement with a quote to reply to Tracy's question, because I'm still astounded at how Infernius is still carrying on with this one.
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20849
20850
>>20846
"yea but me want to get her best stone to go with."
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20850
20853
>>20849
"And you want to go with a stone thats sole function is to annihilate whatever it comes into contact with?? That's BEYOND absurd!"
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20851
20855
"Assuming you don't get yourself killed in the process, which you will (and me along with you, for going along with it), you want to give her a ring that has a veritable black hole attached to it?"
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20852
20858
>>20848
He's playing his character GM

>>20846
"Hello Fae! Nice to see you this morning. Fae, meet Slovenia. She was rescued from Korak's ship. She's been here a few days. Slovenia, meet Fae. She is my trusted Paladin's Mount, having helped me in many battles, and my trusted Priest.

Fae, we need the way back to the tower, I don't know it myself"

Is Slovenia too large to ride on Fae's back? I believe you said that Slovenia herself is large enough to be a Paladin's Mount, like a light warpony
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20853
20858
>>20850
"it what ben tell me about when i ask about special gems"
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20854
20856 20858 20866 20871
>>20845
>i wanna fug torc
*cocks eyebrow, but nods understandingly and makes a slight grin*
"A snare-trap would be quicker, but I'll see if I can find the time to help you out later."
>>20846
I was wondering about that when I was reading some creatures' bonuses in arcana knowledge and Planes Knowledge. Do knowledge ranks account for any kind of insight boost for cinematic purposes?
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20855
>>20851
If Trumpaladin can get Tracy, he can solve the stone issue
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20856
20857
>>20854
you need knowledge dungeonering for that.
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20857
20859
>>20856
>for that
For what?
Also, Tracy sleeps in a dungeon. She's got to have at least one rank in it.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20858
20860 20864 20865 22516
>>20852
I know, and I'm playing Lenos. He hasn't said "No", and he realizes full well that Infernius could go it alone.
>Grove
"Yes, I recognize you(her). I am pleased to see you weren't eaten by the Blue one. I cannot carry both, but being a gentleman, I assume you wouldn't mind walking?" she says with a wink.
"That won't be necessary, I would prefer to walk if you don't mind," Slovenia replies.
>>20853
"Oh they're special alright," she mutters, then sighs. "Look. Let me state plainly. This is probably the dumbest idea I've ever heard of. For one, you won't need a breathing apparatus, and for two, if you ARE set on this course, I'm going with you. And don't think you're going to run off solo either, you're not the only one who can shift planes."
>>20854
I suppose they can, it hasn't really come up in any game I've ran though. I mean, it might give a slight bonus to deciphering scripts, but again,....

Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20859
>>20857
its to know about the monsters in the dungeons
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20860
20861
>>20858
i thought i was talking to lennos?
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20861
20862 20865
>>20860
You are talking to Lenos. Who do you think taught Torcuil about being a Mystic Theurge?
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20862
20863
>>20861
ok i was confused you said she.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20863
20865
>>20862
Oh, you're right. Typo
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20864
20870
>>20858
"why you want go with me?"
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20865
20869 20870
>>20858
"Of Course, it's good to walk. I just don't know the way back... I've never been this far out."

*Trumpaladin stands up, falls over when he puts weight on his numb leg, then gets back up and places a hand on Fae to help support himself*

Ask this question to Fae. All of this is said in such a way that Slovenia is not intended to hear it, though she could hear it if she tried:

"While I am loathe to admit it, you know more about Football than I. Tell me more about this prophecy. You say it foretold of the child? What... what exactly is the child's role in that prophesy?"

>>20861
>>20863
Just get me aware of Inferius's quest, and in the room with Tracy, and I can handle the stone issue
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20866
20871
>>20847
Ill be the one gulping.
>>20854
Thank you tracy.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20867
Oh you motherfuckers. Alright, gimme a sec.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20868
>I can't CALL MOUNT Tracy
If that were enforced by GM, it would absolutely make mounting Tracy worth it
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20869
20870
>>20865
no i dont think you can.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20870
20877 20878 20879
>>20864
Lenos takes a phatty hit from the J, consuming the rest of it, and without blowing it out he says with a strained voice. "Because I'm not any good at lying, and I couldn't possibly hide that if she started asking questions, and if I admitted to allowing you to go alone regardless of whether you came back alive, I can be certain that I'll end up dead as well," he says, finally blowing the hit out.
>>20865
"The texts are vague, and vary from translation to translation. It is said however that the child may one day bear the weight of the world."
>>20869
This
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20871
20872 20873 20875
>>20854
NO TRAPS FOR TORC
>>20866
Oh god, the images
>shudder
Also, how old does everyone thing torc is?
>grey fox my ass
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20872
20874 20875
>>20871
I have him in his 30's, maybe early 40's
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20873
>>20871
Wizards have complex starting age, and you said he was married, before he had to live in a cave for years, so I guessed in his 30-50's.
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20874
>>20872
You win, thats correct
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20875
20876
>>20871
>>20872
Thats totally grey fox age.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20876
>>20875
Yeah, he'd have a bit of grey ESP if he was married Xp
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20877
20885
>>20870
*starts walking*
"I think we should go now, since there are things I need to do today. We'll get you a nice room and food Slovenia"

"Uh.. Bear the weight of the world? Let me just ask you straight up. Does he leave the world in a better condition than when he found it, or try to?"
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20878
20881
>>20870
*ears twitch*
I really really want to go to another dimension. Perfect sort of mission for a nightmare.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20879
>>20870
Dude, I could absolutely solve the rock issue.
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20880
20881 20884
34B138CA00000578-3612966-Robert_the_Bruce_was_crowned_King_of_Scotland_in_1306_and_went_o-a-16_1464363847231.jpg
600px-MacLeod_tartan_(Vestiarium_Scoticum).png
Age: 32 when he got transported into the game
Look: pic 1
Kilt pattern: pic 2
Just to clear that up for new players
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20881
20882
>>20878
Not that dimension. The chances of it killing you are reasonably high

>>20880
Kek, we know you don't look that charming
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20882
>>20881
Well I don't
But Torc isn't based on me
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20883
>everyone is not posting cause they want trips
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20884
>>20880
H- hot
/G47Y
?
No.20885
20890 20891
[1d20 = 15]
>>20877
"I don't know how much more I can say on the matter. The prophecy pertains to Football, so we can conclude that it is a good thing."
>Lenos
"Even if you succeed, what are you going to say? "Oh, look at this rock of obliteration I happened across in the road! I'm going, try and stop me."
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20886
30 minutes remaining
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20888
>>20887
Boop?
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20889
*road!"
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20890
20892 20893
>>20885
"Alright then... I guess I will try to have faith..."
*proceed walking to tower with Fae and Slovenia*

I would absolutely ask Slovenia a billion more questions about herself, but I'll try to have mercy.

Also, can Fae be promoted 3 levels? What classes can she have? I wanted her to have something like Cleric, and have already one or two levels in it, but I don't know if NPCs, especially monster types, can take that. Maybe she can be an Expert?
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20891
20893
>>20885
"me tell her the truth me conquered a dimension for her, me appreciate you coming. you strong."
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20892
20894
>>20890
Isn't Fae a lion?
I would run
/G47Y
?
No.20893
20895 20896 20898
[1d20 = 4]
>>20890
I could see giving her one level given her background and personality, she did aid in the Nerd/Dog fight, but only one since she never successfully attacked.
>>20891
Lenos facepalms. "I'm certain she's not going to see it that way."
>to Infernius
"Make all necessary preparations. I've never been to that particular plane, so I can't tell you what to expect."
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20894
20900
>>20892
She's a Dragonne. It's a sort of cross between a lion and a dragon that looks like a giant winged-brass-scaled Lion. What would you run from?
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20895
20897
>>20893
Aww, but you said NPCs gain three levels from the fight
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20896
20897
>>20893
"okay me be right back me need to drop off gift first."
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20897
20899
>>20895
I was thinking more about the citizens.
>>20896
"Of all the literally bull-headed,...." can be heard as you wander off.
Well, I guess I know what I've got to prepare for.
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20898
>>20893
*ears twitch*
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20899
20901
>>20897
i go to ana.
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20900
20902
>>20894
Lions and Unicorns are considered enemies irc
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20901
20902 20903
>>20899
'Cuz you know where she is?
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20902
20904 20905
>>20900
They were, but then 1707 happened, and 2014 could not undo it

>>20901
Um... Any chance I could be back for the stone thing?
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20903
20907
>>20901
i dont, i go and call out to her.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20904
>>20902
Doubtful, but I can't say for certain. Trust me, I'm gonna THOROUGHLY explore the full scope of possibility on THIS shit.
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20905
20907 20909
>>20902
"The unicorn is an enemy to the lion, wherefore, as soon as ever a lion sees a unicorn, he runs to a tree for succor, so that, when the unicorn makes force at him, he may not only avoid his horn but also destroy the unicorn, for, in the swiftness of his course, the unicorn runs against the tree wherein his sharp horn sticks fast. Then, when the lion sees the unicorn fastened by his horn, he falls upon him and kills him."
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20907
20908 20923
>>20903
Ponimaru appears from the shadows behind you. "If you're looking for Thez, I believe you'll find her engaged with the Fight Club in the whore-house."
>>20905
Quit starting drama, there's quite enough of THAT at the moment!
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20908
20910
>>20907
"perfect, thank you ninja hoers. what your name?"
i dont think infernuis ever knew he could talk
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20909
20921 20926
1024px-Royal_Coat_of_Arms_of_the_United_Kingdom_(HM_Government).svg.png
>>20905
Ah, but you're forgetting what happened since:

"The Articles of the UNION as they passed with Amendments in the Parliament of Scotland,
and ratified by the Touch of the Royal Scepter at Edinburgh, January 16, 1707, by James
Duke of Queensbury, her Majesty’s High Commissioner for that Kingdom.
I. ‘That the two Kingdoms of (fn. 1) Scotland and England, shall, upon the first Day of May
next ensuing the Date hereof, and for ever after, be united into one Kingdom by the Name
of Great-Britain, and that the Ensigns Armorial of the said united Kingdom, be such as her
Majesty shall appoint; and the Crosses of St. Andrew and St. George be conjoined in such a
manner as her Majesty shall think fit, and used in all Flags, Banners, Standards, and Ensigns,
both at Sea and Land"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHNfvJc99YY

Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20910
20912
>>20908
"I have no name, but you can refer to me as Ponimaru," he says with a short, stiff bow. You notice he's wearing Thez' martial belt from way back before she enacted the travel ban. I'd mentioned that before, I just wanted to reiterate it.
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20911
t-10 minutes
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20912
20913 20914
>>20910
"have you heard of the 2 major religions spreading through out the area?"
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20913
>>20912
>What Inferius does when not being watched: Try to spread the word of Football
>What Tracy does when not being watched: Distributes drugs
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20914
20915 20916
>>20912
"Dude, you had best be on your way," he says rolling his eyes, and momentarily acting uncharacteristically informal.
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20915
20916 20917
>>20914
"alright alright we converse about this in the future." i sprint to the whorehouse."
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20916
>>20914
>>20915
>I'm definitely not catching Inferius
I wonder if Tracy would say anything
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20917
20919 20921 20941
>>20915
Upon entering, you find Thez beating the holy piss out of a partiularly large fighter (for visualization, use the image {not the idea} of the Muscle Mage, mixed with the scene in Fight Club where the Main char decides to destroy something beautiful).
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20918
20919
I guarantee this isn't happening in the next 3 minutes.
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20919
20920
>>20917
>>20918
i wait untill her turn is over.could you fast foward through her fight to save time?
Anonymous
/G47Y
?
No.20920
20922 20924 20928
>>20919
Nope, I gotta go! And thank Elway for that!
>GM out
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20921
20925
>>20909
Aye, but dats not mythology
>>20917
Kek

So, Torc decides to go back to the tower
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20922
>>20920
damn i was so close.
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20923
21127
>>20907
Ponimaru can speak common?
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20924
>>20920
Bye GM
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20925
20929
>>20921
"H-hi torc."
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20926
20927 20928 20930
>>20909
The Unicorn/Lion thing stems back further than just British history.
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20927
>>20926
roma.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20928
20929 20930
>>20926
So? British history affects the way it is now, not before

>>20920
GM, I promise you, just give me an ordinary glove, a bag, a shining piece of Obsidian, a character of Evil alignment, and either the ability to plane shift to any weird plane OR Pyrotechnics, and I can get Inferius his "void stone" without him, Tracy, or Lenos getting killed in the process

Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20929
20930 20931 20932
>>20925
"Hi Taylor, whats up?"
>>20928
B-but its mythology, bot historical or political
yzI4X
?
No.20930
1510725277713.png
>>20928
I'd do this shit myself, but I am playing the group Paladin

>>20929
>>20926
I don't care. Fae and Slovenia are not fighting. That's the end of it. Fae isn't even a lion, she just looks like one.
\r
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20931
20932 20933
>>20929
"I wanted to know if you maybe wanted [mumbles]"
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20932
>>20931
>>20929
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQRW0RM4V0k
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20933
20936
>>20931
"Sorry, what was that?"

Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20934
20935 20937
*subtle sounds of a snare trap being set*
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20935
>>20934
pls no. Make this be consensual. I have my reasons
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20936
20939
>>20933
I said did you maybe want to go take a bath? w- we can use water.*turns away as her face turns red*
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20937
>>20934
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.....
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20938
*subtle sounds of multiple other snare traps being set in indeterminate locations*
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20939
20940 20942
>>20936
"Uhhhh"
Torc turns red, not unlike Trump's ban messages.
"I guess?"
Torc makes a mental not oo get new friends

Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20940
20944
>>20939
L- lets go *begins to tremble uncontrollably*
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20941
20943 21127
Major Armstrong, pose1,-the armstrong fists will not fail-, ep1.jpg
>>20917
>the image {not the idea} of the Muscle Mage
Like this faggot?
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20942
>>20939
>Like Trump's Ban Messages
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

<span style="color:red"><b>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)</b></span>
<tinyboard raw html>1</tinyboard>
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20943
>>20941
Thats who i think about evertime infernuis does anything.
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20944
20945
>>20940
>internal screaming
"O-okay"
Follows
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20945
20946
>>20944
*Gets to the bath house and disrobes* w-w-well this is me.
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20946
20947
>>20945
I SAID NO TRAPS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20947
20948 20949
>>20946
>cute little pussy with a triangle shaved in the pubes
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20948
20952
>>20947
>Not a swastika
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20949
20950 20951 20953
>>20947
Then don't quote trap comic.
>I mm highly uncomfortable
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20950
20954
>>20949
"Kek your supposed to be"
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20951
20953 20954
>>20949
*From a distance, you hear as if whispered into your ear DO IT*
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20952
>>20948
>next time i shave
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20953
20955 20956
>>20951
>>20949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqQJ2wk6ge4
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20954
20956 20958
>>20950
>Torc considers running, but decides he doesn't want to die today
>>20951
I DON'T WANNA DO IT
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20955
20957
*subtle sounds of poisoned darts being rigged, for no reason*
>>20953
Kek
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20956
20957
>>20953
Precisely

>>20954
DO IT
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20957
>>20955
STAHP
>>20956
>Torc drops the kilt cloak

Only to reveal a second kilt
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20958
20959 20960 20975
>>20954
"Y- you dont like me? I thought you liked memes like me i used to go on the random board on 4chin.
*cries*
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20959
20960
>>20958
*comforts crying Tay*
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20960
20961 20962 20975
>>20958
If it's not in quotes, Torc didn't say it
>>20959
You aren't even here
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20961
20963 20974
>>20960
i can tell by your body language i have 17 charisma
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20962
>>20960
I do what I want!

Also you signified an action, not dialogue
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20963
20964 20966 20967
>>20961
okay the jigs up im tay i was fucking with you guys
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20964
20965
>>20963
Seriously?
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20965
20967 20968
>>20964
kek no
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20966
20968
>>20963
I
Fucking
Knew it
When I saw "Torculi" I KNEW IT BUT I DIDN'T SAY A WORD
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20967
20968 20969
>>20963
>>20965
Shut the fuck up pleb youre not me!
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.20968
20970
>>20965
Okay, good

>>20966
>>20967
Now fug
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20969
>>20967
don't be a cunt bro.
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20970
>>20968
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5VRJ4RxRg
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20971
20972 20973
sketch-1510880131983.png
sketch-1510880068334.png

Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20972
20973 20974
>>20971
Damn it
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20973
>>20972
>>20971
top jej
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20974
>>20961
I do have 17 charisma though and i probably tell by body language so thanks.
>>20972

Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20975
20976
>>20960
>>20958
I say again.
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20976
20977 20978 20980
>>20975
"Now, please don't cry"
Torc begins to visibly stress
"No, I'm just... out of practice with this"
My first tabeetop rpg character is about to sex Taylor swift as a bard. Having never listened to Taylor swift, idk how to feel.
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20977
20979 21127
>>20976
https://youtu.be/e-ORhEE9VVg
Anonymous
2B+B0
?
No.20978
20980
>>20976
I know how I feel
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20979
>>20977
Correction, I have heard her songs. But I do not actively listen to her.
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20980
20981 20982
>>20976
And then the batroom door closes on the camera, moaning ensues
>>20978
And hows that?
Anonymous
2B+B0
?
No.20981
20982
>>20980
*The moaning is audible down in the stable*
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20982
20983 20984
>>20980
>>20981
I need an adult
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20983
>>20982
I am an adult
Anonymous
2B+B0
?
No.20984
20985
>>20982
Just confirm for the record that you fugged Tay
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20985
20986 20987 20992
>>20984
>raped by a unicorn
>raped by a bard
>knife stuck in haggis
Kill me
Has anyone seen Norfilly lately?
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20986
>>20985
She's still collecting sticks.
Tracy saw everything.
Anonymous
2B+B0
?
No.20987
20988 20989
>>20985
Tourcil, why did you just cheat on your waifu?
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20988
20990 20991
>>20987
>rape does not count
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20989
20991 20994
>>20987
It's not cheating if you didn't consent.
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20990
>>20988
Heil.
Anonymous
2B+B0
?
No.20991
20993 20994
>>20989
>>20988
He could have said no at any time, he could have run away
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.20992
21001
>>20985
you cant be raped your a man.
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.20993
20994 20995 20996
Tracy grinds her crafting skills by making 6 gorillion knives.
>>20991
He was just too much of a cowardly pussy to refuse.
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20994
20998
>>20989
This
>>20991
Oh, NOW your the voice of
>Good morals!
>don't cheat on your waifu
>hurr de durr unicorn shit
Besides
>>20993
>sigh
This

Anonymous
2B+B0
?
No.20995
20997
>>20993
That's exactly how I will phrase it when I tell Trollestia
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.20996
21001
>>20993
"Hey tracy wait up can i get you autograph?"
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.20997
20999
>>20995
NO
Anonymous
2B+B0
?
No.20998
21001
>>20994
Oh bullshit, you could have blinked to the astral plane at any moment if you didn't want it
Anonymous
2B+B0
?
No.20999
21002
>>20997
Then you shouldn't have cheated now should you?
Anonymous
2B+B0
?
No.21000
21002
Claiming Trollestia
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.21001
21003
>>20992
*silent hoofsteps*
>>20998
He was frozen in fear. Also, using magic would've fucked up everything with GM not around.
>>20996
Didn't she already give it to you?
*signs autograph*
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.21002
21003
>>20999
>says the man sleeping with not-tracy
>>21000
Fuck off ye cunt

I'm gonna go with "Bard spell compelled him"
Anonymous
2B+B0
?
No.21003
21006 21008
>>21001
>defending this
You go Etheral when GM isn't around

>>21002
>bard spell
You mean to say she asked you? That's not a spell
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.21004
21005 21007 21127
Is GM gone for the night?
Anonymous
2B+B0
?
No.21005
21007
>>21004
Yes, he said so
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.21006
21008 21010
>>21003
Tracy can cast that at will.
>bard spell
Charm Person is a first level spell for Bards.
Anonymous
xGDaz
?
No.21007
21011
>>21004
>>21005
tomorrows gonna be fun.
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.21008
21009 21013
>>21006
>>21003
I can fascinate at will

Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.21009
>>21008
That too.
Anonymous
2B+B0
?
No.21010
21011 21012
>>21006
>Tracy can cast at will
Kek, not any more
>charm is first level spell
And also not a compulsion spell. Also never cast
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.21011
21015
>>21007
Espically since I won't be around for most of it
>>21010
Ass
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.21012
21127
>>21010
We'll let GM sort out whatever the fuck happened then.
Anonymous
2B+B0
?
No.21013
21014
>>21008
You didn't need to
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.21014
21016
>>21013
Im sorry but when did you get back to the tower?
Anonymous
2B+B0
?
No.21015
21017
>>21011
I'm not the person who failed to even disclose having a waifu to a sex partner
Anonymous
2B+B0
?
No.21016
>>21014
Hour ago or so. It's only a one hour walk
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.21017
21018 21019
mike_pence_fb-1024x535.jpg
>>21015
Yes you did. You spent the evening with that unicorn without telling her anything about your engagement.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21018
21023
>>21017
First off, I didn't have sex with her.

I'd tell her everything I was pissed off about, so yeah the "engagement" probably would have come up.

Thirdly, I would have expected *you* to tell her

Fourthly, if I did the same thing, that doesn't suddenly make both of us moral right, it just means we're both wrong
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.21019
21020 21021 21024
Trump apparently can do no woong, but everyone else can
>>21017
Repeat after me
>I did not have sexual relations with that unicorn
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.21020
21022
>>21019
Quoteimg. The saint bill clinton i see.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21021
21027 21029
>>21019
Look, either say polygamy is okay, or it isn't. Why is it okay for you but not me?
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21022
21027
>>21020
>A democrat as a saint
U Wot
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.21023
21024 21027
>>21018
>that doesn't suddenly make both of us moral right
That wasn't my intention. Just stop picking on Torc's faggot.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21024
21025 21027
>>21019
But like my character legit did not have sexual relations with that Unicorn

>>21023
Oh you'd do the same to me

I don't want to pick on Torc's faggot, I want to use this in game
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.21025
21026
>>21024
>you'd do the same to me
If that were the case, you'd still be hearing about the unicorn.
>I want to use this in game
For what?
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21026
>>21025
>We have an understanding
Oh... Okay. Nevermind then

>For what
Best not to disclose
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.21027
>>21022
This
>>21023
This
>>21021
It's not I'm saying polygamy is okay...
Why am I wasting my typing? You wont listen
>>21024
Kek, he said it


Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.21028
21030 21031
Tay's faggot, I'm going to kill you
Let's put it this way.
Torc is socially akward from he years in the cave. Thanks to this, he has trouble saying "no"
Make sense?
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.21029
21030
xpou1ylz5kbbdxjd7tkp.jpg
>>21021
>either say polygamy is okay, or it isn't.
When did he say polygamy was okay?
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21030
21032 21035
>>21028
Well don't tell it to us. Tell it to Trollestia

>>21029
*happily shakes pony*
"I love you sweetie*
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.21031
21032
>>21028
I just wanted to help make you less awkeard m9
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.21032
21033 21034
>>21031
Welp you made it worse
>>21030
She oouldn't know if you didn't tell her
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21033
21036
>>21032
>Trollestia is not going to find out from Torcuil
You sure about that?
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.21034
21036
>>21032
Dont worry ill desensitize you to it.
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.21035
21037
>>21030
*clings*
"Where were you last night? I was looking for you..."
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.21036
>>21033
I
Want
To
Die
>>21034
MADE IT WORSE

Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21037
21044
>>21035
Is she clinging in an adorable way?

"D'aww.

I was out in a grove in the forest. The battle, and especially what happened afterwards, really shook me."
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.21038
21039
OH
I JUST REALIZED WHY YOU'RE SALTY
>Mr. 30 year old virgin Torc has now fucked more people than trumpaladin
KEK
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21039
21040 21042
ooNJHbO.png
>>21038
Sure, that's totally the reason why. I wasn't playing 4d chess with you at all

Tay
QHU9q
?
No.21040
21041
>>21039
really? are you a time traveler too?
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21041
21043
>>21040
"Time Traveller, I am not sure. But I did come from another dimension"
Anonymous
Oh6KY
?
No.21042
>>21039
Yeah sure
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.21043
21045 21047 21048
>>21041
Is jeb bush's wife really a mike pence in drag?
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.21044
21046 21047
>>21037
She has all her hooves wrapped around his, and she's pressing her cheek against his chest
"...Hmmmm.. If you're ever troubled, just come tell me about it, and Ill listen to whatever it is. I am your waifu after all."

*coughs blood*
It's hard playing the female sometimes...
Mrs. Sentry
CHBwr
?
No.21045
21048
rcijk8scml3khtriye0e.jpg
>>21043
*thunder roars in the distance*
Tay
QHU9q
?
No.21046
21049 21056
>>21044
Tell me about it sister.
Anonymous
yzI4X
?
No.21047
21050 21053
>>21043
"Pfft! Hell no. She's some illegal alien maid Jeb didn't want deported so he married her so she wouldn't. Beaner doesn't even speak English"

>>21044
I'm dead serious when I said there have been zero romantic advances of any kind on the unicorn.
That's actually kind of cute.
*Trumpaladin puts his arms over her*
"Tracy... to be honest... I am a bit Troubled. A bit troubled by you, and us, and the child"
Mrs. Sentry