Its about to get real. I'll leave out the descriptions, you know what it is.
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>>18485
Kefka is above, and just outside the long-perimeter of the stadium now, and SERIOUSLY hurting
Kefka is above, and just outside the long-perimeter of the stadium now, and SERIOUSLY hurting
>>18482
Yes, but this is ANCAP time
Troll casts Geas on the dog
https://5thsrd.org/spellcasting/spells/geas/
Makes it attack Kefka
Yes, but this is ANCAP time
Troll casts Geas on the dog
https://5thsrd.org/spellcasting/spells/geas/
Makes it attack Kefka
Tay, he's so far away you are not likely to land a magnum shot. But of you do, he is very wounded
>>18494
>burns more flowcharts
fine okay um
Assuming control water can control piss
Trollestia hits the stupid ass dog with a wave of piss
>burns more flowcharts
fine okay um
Assuming control water can control piss
Trollestia hits the stupid ass dog with a wave of piss
>>18496
two in one round. You can cast one spell in one round. You have like 4 bullets left, and he is very very far away
two in one round. You can cast one spell in one round. You have like 4 bullets left, and he is very very far away
>>18498
I was thinking on trying to "Charm person" on dog and pet it, but after you pissed on it I am sort of less inclined to do that.
I was thinking on trying to "Charm person" on dog and pet it, but after you pissed on it I am sort of less inclined to do that.
>>18498
If Fae were giant, she could do more damage, and maybe be big enough for Trumpaladin to fly to attack Kefka
If Fae were giant, she could do more damage, and maybe be big enough for Trumpaladin to fly to attack Kefka
>>18501
I have one bonus lvl2 spell to cast due to charisma. So that or summon a monster that can scratch the surface of the monster.
I have one bonus lvl2 spell to cast due to charisma. So that or summon a monster that can scratch the surface of the monster.
>back
What did I miss?
What did I miss?
>>18506
Only one turn. He's damned injured now because of a Thez attack, besides the bullet to the face, and he got hit by an arrow
Only one turn. He's damned injured now because of a Thez attack, besides the bullet to the face, and he got hit by an arrow
>>18505
Make something that Flies Giant! Make him come to the ground where our melee fighters can hit him!
Make something that Flies Giant! Make him come to the ground where our melee fighters can hit him!
Wait. Can Trollestia fly?
Troll Casts Airwalk
"Let's finish him" she says
"Let's finish him" she says
He's seriously wounded Tracy, and you are one of the only people who can even go near him. Please attack him
[6d20 = 56]
>>18511
>>18516
Fuck it then (was going to try to summon 3 weak-ass birds)
Assume monstrous shape and fly up to within charging distance to Kefka while ethereal, and then sneak attack a Dire Charge with a full monstrous attack (2 flaming hooves + sword substituted for bite), and attack with the chain too (don't take penalty from multiple nattacks weapons, because Improved Multi-attack, an Dire charge)
Rolling for Attack (2 hooves + 3 strikes with quickened blade + chain)
I probably fucked up though
>>18511
>>18516
Fuck it then (was going to try to summon 3 weak-ass birds)
Assume monstrous shape and fly up to within charging distance to Kefka while ethereal, and then sneak attack a Dire Charge with a full monstrous attack (2 flaming hooves + sword substituted for bite), and attack with the chain too (don't take penalty from multiple nattacks weapons, because Improved Multi-attack, an Dire charge)
Rolling for Attack (2 hooves + 3 strikes with quickened blade + chain)
I probably fucked up though
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>tfw forgot to take Bull's Strength potion
Troll closes distance (about 1/2) to Kefka
Tracy closes to about 1/4 distance
I forgot the dog, but too late (my bad)
Tay, your move (shot)
Tracy closes to about 1/4 distance
I forgot the dog, but too late (my bad)
Tay, your move (shot)
"Stay here norfilly, Mr. Snek watch her"
Torc steps out of the booth
He turns to Kef
"YO YE FAGGOT, NO VIOLATING THE NAP"
Cast recriational nukes
This is torcs turn i gtg for an hour
Torc steps out of the booth
He turns to Kef
"YO YE FAGGOT, NO VIOLATING THE NAP"
Cast recriational nukes
This is torcs turn i gtg for an hour
[20d10 = 105]
Both shots miss. Kefka's turn
K> I underestimated you. That's NOT a mistake I'll REPEAT! COMSUME!
Cast Archmage-Augmented Drain Life on Dog
K> LET'S FINISH THIS!
Both shots miss. Kefka's turn
K> I underestimated you. That's NOT a mistake I'll REPEAT! COMSUME!
Cast Archmage-Augmented Drain Life on Dog
K> LET'S FINISH THIS!
Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, Norfilly, Thez, in order
>>18528
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Inferius has both grenades and Uatachic right?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Inferius has both grenades and Uatachic right?
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>>18535
I have Dexterous Maw as a racial trait: mouth counts as arm. The nightmare's full attack includes a bite, so I substituted that for Korak's quickened sword.
I have Dexterous Maw as a racial trait: mouth counts as arm. The nightmare's full attack includes a bite, so I substituted that for Korak's quickened sword.
Oh fukking gawd, this browser and shit of mine, and the failing copy pasta. I'll make it dramatic in a minute (again) but Kefka is out.
>>18537
>tfw I wanted to kill him
*Tracy Rushes in to maul the fuck out of his mangled corpse as he falls*
>inb4 he comes back to life
lol, no
Become ethereal and tear his ghost to shreds before it disipates.
>tfw I wanted to kill him
*Tracy Rushes in to maul the fuck out of his mangled corpse as he falls*
>inb4 he comes back to life
lol, no
Become ethereal and tear his ghost to shreds before it disipates.
>>18542
I thought he would last longer than that, he was gonna keep draining the Dog, knowing it regenerated. He got a shit saving throw though, and that spell was probably the best insta-kill spell there is, given the description.
I thought he would last longer than that, he was gonna keep draining the Dog, knowing it regenerated. He got a shit saving throw though, and that spell was probably the best insta-kill spell there is, given the description.
>>18540
Uhm, that one is a bit reaching. With advanced (ADVANCED) combat training/exp I might allow it, but no. Thez only gets as many attacks as she does cuz she spent a century in an (essentially) shaolin monastery.
Fae first, then Infernius, then Norfilly, Thez, Trump/Dog,....
Uhm, that one is a bit reaching. With advanced (ADVANCED) combat training/exp I might allow it, but no. Thez only gets as many attacks as she does cuz she spent a century in an (essentially) shaolin monastery.
Fae first, then Infernius, then Norfilly, Thez, Trump/Dog,....
[1d20 = 9]
Fae diverts again, and swipes at the Dog's face (probably not hitting or doing damage)
Fae diverts again, and swipes at the Dog's face (probably not hitting or doing damage)
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>>18562
His body is contorted, mangled, and disfigured. His head is fine if you wanna claim (cut off) that.
His body is contorted, mangled, and disfigured. His head is fine if you wanna claim (cut off) that.
If there is still danger and I can use my one 2lvl spell I cast Summon Monster II.
Otherwise I hum a tune and think of candy
Otherwise I hum a tune and think of candy
>>18568
GM, I'm still going after the real loot from this kill
Would it be possible for me to cast holy sword next round?
GM, I'm still going after the real loot from this kill
Would it be possible for me to cast holy sword next round?
Is there anywhere inside this animal's body you guys thing Tracy could slip inside without crushing damage? She's already set on acid and suffocation.
>>18572
Probably not. I recommend just taking the damage. You have three allies who are super good at healing damage
Probably not. I recommend just taking the damage. You have three allies who are super good at healing damage
>>18576
"Um, yeah.." *produces bottle and hands it to Thez*
Just tell me if she got his ghost, I need to put my autism to rest
"Um, yeah.." *produces bottle and hands it to Thez*
Just tell me if she got his ghost, I need to put my autism to rest
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[32d20 = 339]
>>18579
You assume he was 'whole' enough to produce a ghost. NO ghost for you!
Thez' turn.
"Tracy, I think I know what you're planning, cuz its what I was gonna do. I'll keep him occupied," she tosses the skull bottle back. "Open it, and then swallow it. I'll keep him occupied, and wear him down." Thez says.
T> Apeshit mode
T> Full round attack, flurry of blows
Steam, energy, and super-saiyan shit starts to wave off Thez. As you (the observer) blink, she's gone, and what sounds like a drum-roll starts hammering away. The Dog is distracted and occupied, as a purple blur works its way around its face.
>>18579
You assume he was 'whole' enough to produce a ghost. NO ghost for you!
Thez' turn.
"Tracy, I think I know what you're planning, cuz its what I was gonna do. I'll keep him occupied," she tosses the skull bottle back. "Open it, and then swallow it. I'll keep him occupied, and wear him down." Thez says.
T> Apeshit mode
T> Full round attack, flurry of blows
Steam, energy, and super-saiyan shit starts to wave off Thez. As you (the observer) blink, she's gone, and what sounds like a drum-roll starts hammering away. The Dog is distracted and occupied, as a purple blur works its way around its face.
>>18586
>NO ghost for you!
[sad pony noises]
>Open it, and then swallow it
"O.. O-okay.."
*Downs strange potion from known rapist*
*braces self for spooky effects*
>NO ghost for you!
[sad pony noises]
>Open it, and then swallow it
"O.. O-okay.."
*Downs strange potion from known rapist*
*braces self for spooky effects*
>>18589
Even though the bottle is lodged in your throat, you can breathe normally.
Its a bottle of air. You'd have been fine with the necklace of adaptation, but Thez doesn't know about that.
Even though the bottle is lodged in your throat, you can breathe normally.
Its a bottle of air. You'd have been fine with the necklace of adaptation, but Thez doesn't know about that.
Trump and Dog move, followed by Troll, followed by Tracy, then Tay, then Torcuil, Fae, Inferinus, and Norfilly
(I could conclude the fight by attrition at this point, but oh no, ur gonna have to work for this one)
(I could conclude the fight by attrition at this point, but oh no, ur gonna have to work for this one)
[3d20 = 26]
>>18591
I don't know if I can do all of this in one turn, but here is what I want to do in approximate order
Blue Suede to Inferius, Thez, or Tracy) to be within attack distance of the Tarrasque
Cast HOLY SWORD on Inferius
Holy sword adds +5 to attack rolls, +5 to damage rolls. It also adds 2d6 to damage against evil opponents, although I do not think the Tarrasque is of evil alignment
For damage I should have the strength bonus of +4, the size bonus of +6, and the Holy sword bonus of +5, for a total of d10+15 damage
For attack, there is the normal paladin bonus of (+15, +10, +5), the plus +5 from Holy Sword, and +2 or +3 from Divine favor. I cast divine favor earlier, although I forgot about it. Also a +3 for strength modifier. Are there any bonuses from bard spells?
Quick draw Vanderiem,
Attack Attack Attack the Tarrasque
If I cannot Blue Suede into position, run to charge the Tarrasque
>>18591
I don't know if I can do all of this in one turn, but here is what I want to do in approximate order
Blue Suede to Inferius, Thez, or Tracy) to be within attack distance of the Tarrasque
Cast HOLY SWORD on Inferius
Holy sword adds +5 to attack rolls, +5 to damage rolls. It also adds 2d6 to damage against evil opponents, although I do not think the Tarrasque is of evil alignment
For damage I should have the strength bonus of +4, the size bonus of +6, and the Holy sword bonus of +5, for a total of d10+15 damage
For attack, there is the normal paladin bonus of (+15, +10, +5), the plus +5 from Holy Sword, and +2 or +3 from Divine favor. I cast divine favor earlier, although I forgot about it. Also a +3 for strength modifier. Are there any bonuses from bard spells?
Quick draw Vanderiem,
Attack Attack Attack the Tarrasque
If I cannot Blue Suede into position, run to charge the Tarrasque
[1d20 = 5]
And Thez is eated.
Next attacks are void as Dog rushes nearest ground target which appears to be Trump
Rolling frightful presence
And Thez is eated.
Next attacks are void as Dog rushes nearest ground target which appears to be Trump
Rolling frightful presence
>>18598
Yep. Technically this was supposed to be simultaneous, but dog missed the last round so was chomping at the bit (ha!)
Yep. Technically this was supposed to be simultaneous, but dog missed the last round so was chomping at the bit (ha!)
>>18599
Um... If we are going with that last set of rolls, the first attack would have landed against the Tarrasque's 25 AC. The second one would as well If there is a +2 modifier from bard spells I don't know about
Um... If we are going with that last set of rolls, the first attack would have landed against the Tarrasque's 25 AC. The second one would as well If there is a +2 modifier from bard spells I don't know about
Norfilly, you've done quite well. I only made you weak cuz you said 1 y/o, but after this you'll b much stronger. I know its late, so if at any point you need to retire its fine. ^_^
>>18601
I have no problem staying in the background singing and thinking of candy. Also have twigs I need to collect.
I have no problem staying in the background singing and thinking of candy. Also have twigs I need to collect.
>>18602
She gave you a bottle of air. That means she wants you to go somewhere you'd otherwise asphyxiate. That means inside the Tarrasque
She gave you a bottle of air. That means she wants you to go somewhere you'd otherwise asphyxiate. That means inside the Tarrasque
>>18537
>I killed the nerd
BECAUSE ITS SWEET SWEET, SWEET VICTORY YEAH
ITS OURS FOR THE TAKING, OURS FOR THE FIGHT
>I killed the nerd
BECAUSE ITS SWEET SWEET, SWEET VICTORY YEAH
ITS OURS FOR THE TAKING, OURS FOR THE FIGHT
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Its organs are 25, its exterior is 35. Sorry
Tay, the skin of the Tarrasque is too tough to make it worth shooting at (35 AC is much higher than Kefka's). I recommend something like an ally boosting effect, unless there is some other attack
Troll> I don't know how to defeat it. Its durability is its greatest strength. Without 20's, I don't know how we can hurt it.
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Awwww, I thought,....
(That WAS a troll)
(That WAS a troll)
Also, it's retarded to ask at this point, but can Tracy perform ride-by attacks in her big form?
>>18640
I cast good hope. Tracy and any one else within 200 feet of me gets +2 saving throws attack rolls ability checks skill checks damage rolls
I cast good hope. Tracy and any one else within 200 feet of me gets +2 saving throws attack rolls ability checks skill checks damage rolls
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>>18628
>torc has a brilliant idea
He runs up and grabs norfilly. He steps just outside the booth
"YO DOG, LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE SHIT"
Terragore now has diabeetus and dies
This is satire, Torc would not put filly in danger, but his fagot does have diabetus now
Torc actually casts the pic related logo under the terragore
>torc has a brilliant idea
He runs up and grabs norfilly. He steps just outside the booth
"YO DOG, LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE SHIT"
Terragore now has diabeetus and dies
This is satire, Torc would not put filly in danger, but his fagot does have diabetus now
Torc actually casts the pic related logo under the terragore
>>18654
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111
I needed those....
Does that include holy sword, or not include?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111111111111111
I needed those....
Does that include holy sword, or not include?
How much damage did the the luyng-grenade do?
>>18654
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>18654
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>18659
One should be careful how one uses a squawk logo. I'll let this slide, but in future,....
>buffs restored
One should be careful how one uses a squawk logo. I'll let this slide, but in future,....
>buffs restored
>>18658
Lung grenade misses, and I'll let you toss it before it explodes in ur hands
Fae, Infernius, Norfilly, Thez
Lung grenade misses, and I'll let you toss it before it explodes in ur hands
Fae, Infernius, Norfilly, Thez
>>18667
We will soon. If you want to buff us in the meantime, or just look cute (buff us in a less good way with no spell used), that is also good
We will soon. If you want to buff us in the meantime, or just look cute (buff us in a less good way with no spell used), that is also good
Fae connects, but no damage.
>>18671
Tracy was passing through the creature's body, and would immediately go there if she wasn't secretly afraid of scaring the little filly with her spooky nightmare body...
Tracy was passing through the creature's body, and would immediately go there if she wasn't secretly afraid of scaring the little filly with her spooky nightmare body...
[3d8+2 = 9]
A flurry of arrows fly out from the perimeter, most landing, and one hitting the Dog in the eye
A flurry of arrows fly out from the perimeter, most landing, and one hitting the Dog in the eye
>>18678
My Personal Army! They arrived!
"Good Job Men! Kefka is dead! We are all almost free! Attack Attack Attack!"
My Personal Army! They arrived!
"Good Job Men! Kefka is dead! We are all almost free! Attack Attack Attack!"
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