Its about to get real. I'll leave out the descriptions, you know what it is.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTsD2FjmLsw
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>>18285
We call it a dog because the freakish cosplaying nerd uses his mean pet to bully the residents of Port Barry out of their lunch money.
We call it a dog because the freakish cosplaying nerd uses his mean pet to bully the residents of Port Barry out of their lunch money.
>>18288
Ugh fine
"I'm going to cast a symbol in the middle of the feild
DO NOT STEP ON IT OR IT WILL BE BAD"
Ugh fine
"I'm going to cast a symbol in the middle of the feild
DO NOT STEP ON IT OR IT WILL BE BAD"
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[1d20 = 4]
Here we go,....
Once readied, Thez (still looking like a hippy) begins transferring players to their designated positions, or behind cover but nearby, careful to avoid rousing the Dog. One by one (or in pairs as per Torc and Norfilly) she deposits characters, urging them to wait until the "purple beam". The Dog sits in the center of the field, looking rather bored and occasionally scratching its self with its foot. A tense air hangs about the stadium, and the Dog its self is far more fearsome from closer than it appeared before.
With everyone in place, Thez appears in mid-air, well above the Dog, which immediately responds to her presence, issuing a devastating roar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a_cz-_yZS0
"What's this?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyFSVtQWc70
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSEVw7ei3YU
An absurd Jester appears in the air some distance from her.
"Well this is most unexpected! And here I had planned on destroying everything! You must know how ill advised it is to void the agreement, I am your EMPEROR after all,... wait a moment."
He fades out and fades in closer.
"You look familiar"
he fades out again, and fades in again closer and from a different side.
"Haven't I killed you before? I'm sure of it!"
T> "Whoa man, I'm just here to try and barter on behalf of the city. Our founder went and died on us, and he never left instructions on how to go about completing the transaction."
K> "That doesn't explain where you came from. You're from that one time, how is it you're here? Oh well, no matter. I'll kill you again then!"
K> Cast Arcane fire, 9 lvl.
Here we go,....
Once readied, Thez (still looking like a hippy) begins transferring players to their designated positions, or behind cover but nearby, careful to avoid rousing the Dog. One by one (or in pairs as per Torc and Norfilly) she deposits characters, urging them to wait until the "purple beam". The Dog sits in the center of the field, looking rather bored and occasionally scratching its self with its foot. A tense air hangs about the stadium, and the Dog its self is far more fearsome from closer than it appeared before.
With everyone in place, Thez appears in mid-air, well above the Dog, which immediately responds to her presence, issuing a devastating roar.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a_cz-_yZS0
"What's this?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyFSVtQWc70
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSEVw7ei3YU
An absurd Jester appears in the air some distance from her.
"Well this is most unexpected! And here I had planned on destroying everything! You must know how ill advised it is to void the agreement, I am your EMPEROR after all,... wait a moment."
He fades out and fades in closer.
"You look familiar"
he fades out again, and fades in again closer and from a different side.
"Haven't I killed you before? I'm sure of it!"
T> "Whoa man, I'm just here to try and barter on behalf of the city. Our founder went and died on us, and he never left instructions on how to go about completing the transaction."
K> "That doesn't explain where you came from. You're from that one time, how is it you're here? Oh well, no matter. I'll kill you again then!"
K> Cast Arcane fire, 9 lvl.
[1d20 = 4]
What appears to be fire mixed with lightning, with chunks of it envelop Thez. When they finally dissipate, all that is left is a charred skeleton, held aloft only by lingering magic.
K> "Well, THAT was boring." He turns away, stretches and yawns. "Well Spot, now that I've had a good nap, what do you say we destroy EVERYTHING and EVERYONE!"
The Dog roars again. As it does so, Thez appears above and to the side from the corpse, and the corpse fades away like smoke."
T> Metsu Hokenshou
What appears to be fire mixed with lightning, with chunks of it envelop Thez. When they finally dissipate, all that is left is a charred skeleton, held aloft only by lingering magic.
K> "Well, THAT was boring." He turns away, stretches and yawns. "Well Spot, now that I've had a good nap, what do you say we destroy EVERYTHING and EVERYONE!"
The Dog roars again. As it does so, Thez appears above and to the side from the corpse, and the corpse fades away like smoke."
T> Metsu Hokenshou
[20d12 = 108]
A solid beam of blackened-purple rage-hate about 4' in diameter erupts from her hands. Kefka glances just in time to see it about to hit him. Its not a direct hit, but he is knocked from the air, and comes crashing to the ground somewhere near the Terrasque.
A solid beam of blackened-purple rage-hate about 4' in diameter erupts from her hands. Kefka glances just in time to see it about to hit him. Its not a direct hit, but he is knocked from the air, and comes crashing to the ground somewhere near the Terrasque.
Everyone, roll for initiative (dice 1d20 in email field)
[3d20 = 44]
K> "Hahhahahahah! MARVELOUS! That actually HURT! Wait a second, you look a DIFFERENT sort of familiar. Where do I know you from?"
T> "I'll explain that at your grave!" She's trembling with rage, and charges him.
Trump has first move. Quick question, how wide is a football field?
K> "Hahhahahahah! MARVELOUS! That actually HURT! Wait a second, you look a DIFFERENT sort of familiar. Where do I know you from?"
T> "I'll explain that at your grave!" She's trembling with rage, and charges him.
Trump has first move. Quick question, how wide is a football field?
*downs acid resistance from hiding spot*
Battle order is: Trump/Dog, Thez, Trollestia, Tracy, Tay, Kefka, Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, and Norfilly
[1d20 = 15]
Trump is charging from the field, while the Dog takes a swipe at Thez
Trump is charging from the field, while the Dog takes a swipe at Thez
[1d10+8 = 9]
<SMACK> Thez is sent flying into the bleachers on the "south" side of the arena.
<SMACK> Thez is sent flying into the bleachers on the "south" side of the arena.
[1d10+8 = 18]
Thez gets up and <whoofs> out of sight.
Trollestia flies in from the side opposite Infernius' position.
Tracy's move
Thez gets up and <whoofs> out of sight.
Trollestia flies in from the side opposite Infernius' position.
Tracy's move
*braces self, concentrating and preparing to make a stealthy dash on all fours*
Runs with all her speed on all fours and becomes ethereal as soon as she can, to phase right into the dogs abdomen.
Find bladder.
Runs with all her speed on all fours and becomes ethereal as soon as she can, to phase right into the dogs abdomen.
Find bladder.
[1d20 = 20]
K> Excellent! EXCELLENT! There's LOTS of you! This is exCITING! Well then, LETS HAVE SOME FUN!
Dice for Tracy's attempt
K> Excellent! EXCELLENT! There's LOTS of you! This is exCITING! Well then, LETS HAVE SOME FUN!
Dice for Tracy's attempt
Against all odds, Tracy manages to perfectly position herself inside the Dog's bladder.
Tay, you're up
Tay, you're up
I was going to make that fail on anything less than a 20 fyi
[20d3+20 = 57]
[7d6+7 = 36]
Tay's shot ricochets off a field surrounding him.
K> Oh, this is a new sort of thing, I must see it!
K> Cast Teleport
Kefka appears about 20' in front of Tay.
Torcuil makes Trump bigly 41' tall
[7d6+7 = 36]
Tay's shot ricochets off a field surrounding him.
K> Oh, this is a new sort of thing, I must see it!
K> Cast Teleport
Kefka appears about 20' in front of Tay.
Torcuil makes Trump bigly 41' tall
Doing some changes to available spells to fit my character better (personality)
Trump/Dog, Thez, Trollestia, Tracy, Tay, Kefka, Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, and Norfilly
>>18342
I think it is your turn nord filly
>>18342
I think it is your turn nord filly
[2d20 = 35]
>>18345
Norfilly starts singing "Jigglypuff, jig a lee-eee puff,..."
No effect
T> DIVING CRANE!
>>18345
Norfilly starts singing "Jigglypuff, jig a lee-eee puff,..."
No effect
T> DIVING CRANE!
[1d20 = 16]
[10d8 = 43]
Like a bolt from the sky, Thez comes crashing down on the Dog, possibly stunning it (d20)
[10d8 = 43]
Like a bolt from the sky, Thez comes crashing down on the Dog, possibly stunning it (d20)
>>18347
>jigglypuff
Kek
Troll casts dark stigma
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Dark_Stigmata_(5e_Spell)
Pain in the ass time: troll's stats?
>jigglypuff
Kek
Troll casts dark stigma
https://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/Dark_Stigmata_(5e_Spell)
Pain in the ass time: troll's stats?
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Success, the Dog is stunned, and takes damage.
Trump (it gives flanking) a position just behind Kefka) and can attack.
Trump (it gives flanking) a position just behind Kefka) and can attack.
>>18354
Sorry, the Dog is all-but immune to magic (spoiler alert) and Kefka is pretty much warded against all low-level spells.
Sorry, the Dog is all-but immune to magic (spoiler alert) and Kefka is pretty much warded against all low-level spells.
[3d20 = 27]
>>18355
Can I attack this turn? If so, Smite Evil Twice on two attacks. Two castings of the spell
Attack, Attack, Attack, with Vanderiem
Pull out bees
>>18355
Can I attack this turn? If so, Smite Evil Twice on two attacks. Two castings of the spell
Attack, Attack, Attack, with Vanderiem
Pull out bees
[1d10 = 6]
One strike hits, tho neither of the smites by your phrasing.
I forget your strength/etc bonus, add it to the dice roll
One strike hits, tho neither of the smites by your phrasing.
I forget your strength/etc bonus, add it to the dice roll
(size too, add a +6 for that)
>>18366
>the wizard will take all night, so I'll just type it now
The stupid dog hasn't done anything but pee all over the stadium since last week, so the tender bladder should be mostly empty.
Tracy turns her bag inside out to empty a broom-closets worth of keen-edged knives, swords, hooks, and other various sharp objects into the bladder that fill the chamber and pierce into the organs tender, vascular walls causing massive, painful, excruciating, irritating, unignorable, constant internal-hemorrhaging.
lol, good luck with that, stupid dog.
If she has time left during this turn, she promptly phases her way to the monster's left lung.
>the wizard will take all night, so I'll just type it now
The stupid dog hasn't done anything but pee all over the stadium since last week, so the tender bladder should be mostly empty.
Tracy turns her bag inside out to empty a broom-closets worth of keen-edged knives, swords, hooks, and other various sharp objects into the bladder that fill the chamber and pierce into the organs tender, vascular walls causing massive, painful, excruciating, irritating, unignorable, constant internal-hemorrhaging.
lol, good luck with that, stupid dog.
If she has time left during this turn, she promptly phases her way to the monster's left lung.
[1d20 = 14]
Whoops, almost forgot the Dog.
D> Rush
The Dog rushes (150') and climbs up just in front of Tay. Unless 20, Tay is stricken with fear and unable to move
Whoops, almost forgot the Dog.
D> Rush
The Dog rushes (150') and climbs up just in front of Tay. Unless 20, Tay is stricken with fear and unable to move
>>18370
GM, if my size gives no advantage to attack rolls, does that mean that the first attack roll was a 2 +15 (first attack bonus)+ 3 (strength)+ 4 (charisma bonus) which failed while a 17 + 5 (third attack bonus)+ 3 succeeded, that means that a 24 attack roll failed but a 25 succeeded, meaning he has an AC of 25, right?
GM, if my size gives no advantage to attack rolls, does that mean that the first attack roll was a 2 +15 (first attack bonus)+ 3 (strength)+ 4 (charisma bonus) which failed while a 17 + 5 (third attack bonus)+ 3 succeeded, that means that a 24 attack roll failed but a 25 succeeded, meaning he has an AC of 25, right?
But the second attack should have landed if the third one did since both were 25, unless the second one does not have the smite evil advantage
Okay, I'll shut up. One Attack landed. I just wanted to know Kefka's AC
>>18382
Yay!
Okay, I'll shut up. One Attack landed. I just wanted to know Kefka's AC
>>18382
Yay!
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>>18389
I mostly just wanted to know what Kefka's AC was, but the first attack get's +4 smite evil, +15 Paladin first attack, +3 strength (size cancel's out, that's Trump's normal attack bonus), for the dice roll of 2 + 22 = 24, the second one was Dice of 8 + 10 +4 +3 because it was smite evil, for a total of 25. The third was not smite evil, so 17 plus 5 plus 3 or 25.
Would the first attack land as well?
I mostly just wanted to know what Kefka's AC was, but the first attack get's +4 smite evil, +15 Paladin first attack, +3 strength (size cancel's out, that's Trump's normal attack bonus), for the dice roll of 2 + 22 = 24, the second one was Dice of 8 + 10 +4 +3 because it was smite evil, for a total of 25. The third was not smite evil, so 17 plus 5 plus 3 or 25.
Would the first attack land as well?
[15d10 = 94]
[1d10+15 = 25]
>>18391
Fine, fine, but if you know them please designate attack modifiers in attack phrasing, I'm all over the fuggin' place and (as I said) am guaranteed to fug it up
Kefka's turn
>Cast Drain Life on Dog
[1d10+15 = 25]
>>18391
Fine, fine, but if you know them please designate attack modifiers in attack phrasing, I'm all over the fuggin' place and (as I said) am guaranteed to fug it up
Kefka's turn
>Cast Drain Life on Dog
Torcuil attempts an ill advised maneuver, which fails.
Fae, then Infernius, then Norfilly
Fae, then Infernius, then Norfilly
>>18396
So....Did he just take a full hit from 2 smite evils and a third attack, and shook it off by taking life force from the dog? Fuck
>>18398
Fae please claw the furcker if you are there, and if not, fly closer
>>18392
TRACY KILL THE DOG! Kefka just shook off a full like 70 HP of damage by taking it from the dog
So....Did he just take a full hit from 2 smite evils and a third attack, and shook it off by taking life force from the dog? Fuck
>>18398
Fae please claw the furcker if you are there, and if not, fly closer
>>18392
TRACY KILL THE DOG! Kefka just shook off a full like 70 HP of damage by taking it from the dog
>>18401
Usually if you leave objects in the body they can help prevent bleeding, it is when you remove them the bleeding really starts.
Usually if you leave objects in the body they can help prevent bleeding, it is when you remove them the bleeding really starts.
>>18411
Tracy, kefka just took about 2d10 + 15 + 15 + 10 + 10 + 19 damage, and gained it all back by draining it from the dog, with twice as much damage being done to the dog. It is weakened if only for one round. Please try to do more harm
Tracy, kefka just took about 2d10 + 15 + 15 + 10 + 10 + 19 damage, and gained it all back by draining it from the dog, with twice as much damage being done to the dog. It is weakened if only for one round. Please try to do more harm
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>tfw I'm going to have to go soon, but still inside its bladder.
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Tay?
Whoops! Oh well, get ready for shit
Tay's move
Tay's move
>>18415
Well, from inside the thing, you'll have to either cut your way out, or cut your way in. Your choice.
Well, from inside the thing, you'll have to either cut your way out, or cut your way in. Your choice.
K> Cast teleport
Kefka blinks to an elevation of about 500', ~above the 50 yard line
https://youtu.be/-O-9U_QKhgA
K> Oh my! You aren't like ANYTHING I've faced thus FAR! I THANK you for this opporTUNity! AHHAHAHAHA!
Kefka shifts form >pic related
K> VERY well then. Let us PLAY!
His head lolls to the side, like a madman
Kefka blinks to an elevation of about 500', ~above the 50 yard line
https://youtu.be/-O-9U_QKhgA
K> Oh my! You aren't like ANYTHING I've faced thus FAR! I THANK you for this opporTUNity! AHHAHAHAHA!
Kefka shifts form >pic related
K> VERY well then. Let us PLAY!
His head lolls to the side, like a madman
Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, Norfilly in that order
>>18437
Kek, no. Its got damage reduction. I mentioned that. You need better than basic weapons to damage the Dog, even from inside
Kek, no. Its got damage reduction. I mentioned that. You need better than basic weapons to damage the Dog, even from inside
>>18436
Have fae come to my proximity. Within 5 feat to give her advantage of Death Ward and Protection from evil
Have fae come to my proximity. Within 5 feat to give her advantage of Death Ward and Protection from evil
Oh, it IS Torcuil's turn isn't it? I'm assuming the spell was cast at Kefka?
>>18448
Do you know of anything that has 20 damage? The thing should have taken something like 140 damage when Kefka drained it, but that will refill very soon
Do you know of anything that has 20 damage? The thing should have taken something like 140 damage when Kefka drained it, but that will refill very soon
>>18452
I almost killed Kefka in one round, but he gained it all back. Tay Shot Kefka in the face Tracy succeeded in getting inside the beast, but she's not able to damage it.
Kefka is now too far away for any of us to harm
I almost killed Kefka in one round, but he gained it all back. Tay Shot Kefka in the face Tracy succeeded in getting inside the beast, but she's not able to damage it.
Kefka is now too far away for any of us to harm
Spoiler alert, in his true form Kefka is a veritable demigod. Spare yourselves the trouble of low-level spells and effects
>>18460
Fae curves off and resumes pursuit of Kefka, who remains cackling in mid-air.
Infernius' turn (still on Uatchit, so he's got good mobility) followed by Norf(illy, calling u Norf)
Fae curves off and resumes pursuit of Kefka, who remains cackling in mid-air.
Infernius' turn (still on Uatchit, so he's got good mobility) followed by Norf(illy, calling u Norf)
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Not labelled, but rough positions atm
Tracy iss annoyed at how all the knives she emptied out just sit inside the animal's organ without doing damage and is furious at getting crushed without progress
"Fuck this! I'm out." as she barks as phases right out of the beasts's body.
AAAAAAAANNND I g2g for about half an hour..
Assume she took cover (the whole field is covered in piss, so it shouldn't be able to smell her).
"Fuck this! I'm out." as she barks as phases right out of the beasts's body.
AAAAAAAANNND I g2g for about half an hour..
Assume she took cover (the whole field is covered in piss, so it shouldn't be able to smell her).
>>18468
So I removed the fear, and have a new turn...
Feel like I can't do too much damage at the moment, so.... Detect magic and look for treasure perhaps....
So I removed the fear, and have a new turn...
Feel like I can't do too much damage at the moment, so.... Detect magic and look for treasure perhaps....
>>18470
Good choice. Using full move, you can get about 180' (in ethereal) from the beast, which is up to the other side of the field.
Good choice. Using full move, you can get about 180' (in ethereal) from the beast, which is up to the other side of the field.
[1d20 = 8]
>>18471
Sorry, not a bad choice, except for the cirucmstances. The only 'treasure' detectable is in the party's hands.
Thez> TEN,... <whoof> KEN
Thez stances, and then ports to Kefka's position and strikes (maybe)
>>18471
Sorry, not a bad choice, except for the cirucmstances. The only 'treasure' detectable is in the party's hands.
Thez> TEN,... <whoof> KEN
Thez stances, and then ports to Kefka's position and strikes (maybe)
Hmmm, I'm gonna have to calculate that one
Shooting a good 200' away, Kefka is incapacitated (but not unconscious)
Trump/Dog move (same time)
Trump/Dog move (same time)
After Trump/Dog is Troll, followed by Tracy, Tay, and then Kefka
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