Its about to get real. I'll leave out the descriptions, you know what it is.
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Infernius' turn. "We of Port Barry will not stand idly while you face this foe! Fight ON!" cries Sechs, the stadium ringed by armed civilians who are not so civilian anymore.
>>18683
Uhm oick one
>>18683
Uhm oick one
More of the Port citizens appear from in and around the playing field, flanking and striking at the Dog. No one (except the one guy) land a successful blow, but there are many who have taken up arms.
The battle is joined. It is not just the party now, but the people with them.
The battle is joined. It is not just the party now, but the people with them.
>>18693
A band, from somewhere in the periphery begins to play. Bard songs are augmented.
Norfilly, your move. Through buffs, u can sing Inspire Heroics
A band, from somewhere in the periphery begins to play. Bard songs are augmented.
Norfilly, your move. Through buffs, u can sing Inspire Heroics
[1d20 = 14]
Tracy speeds through the dog again and drops off another grenade in the lung as she passes through (Idk how a grenade misses while it's already inside the lung, but roll)
Tracy speeds through the dog again and drops off another grenade in the lung as she passes through (Idk how a grenade misses while it's already inside the lung, but roll)
>>18695
Its a matter of timing. It takes a 20 to unphase and rephase while depositing a grenade. Besides, its not your turn yet.
Its a matter of timing. It takes a 20 to unphase and rephase while depositing a grenade. Besides, its not your turn yet.
>>18696
I figured she didn't need to unphase, because the grenade would lose the affect as soon as it stopped touching her, but whatever...
I figured she didn't need to unphase, because the grenade would lose the affect as soon as it stopped touching her, but whatever...
[1d20 = 4]
>>18698
Fair point, but still, the timing is ridiculous to determine. Its not 1 to 1 proportions. I'm still thinking it requires a 20 to land properly.
PSSST, you'd have better luck trying to toss it in the Dog's mouth!
Thez> Kyuken
>>18698
Fair point, but still, the timing is ridiculous to determine. Its not 1 to 1 proportions. I'm still thinking it requires a 20 to land properly.
PSSST, you'd have better luck trying to toss it in the Dog's mouth!
Thez> Kyuken
The Dog lurches to the side, struck internally, and without defense.
>>18703
She's a big girl
>>18703
She's a big girl
>>18703
no i dont REEEE
no i dont REEEE
Trump/Dog move, followed by Troll, Tracy, Tay, and Torcuil.
Troll> She's fighting it from the inside!
Troll> She's fighting it from the inside!
[3d20 = 16]
>>18707
Trumpa attacks dog. Modifiers, if the filly's last turn did not buff them further, are +28/+23/+18
Damage modifier is 1d10+18, unless Filly added more
Slash Slash Slash the bastard
>>18707
Trumpa attacks dog. Modifiers, if the filly's last turn did not buff them further, are +28/+23/+18
Damage modifier is 1d10+18, unless Filly added more
Slash Slash Slash the bastard
[6d20 = 71]
>>18710
Ewww, that 1 should void other attacks, but given the circumstances, I'll let it be a miss. 2 hits.
D> Full round attack
Bigly Trump and the Dog exchange a wicked series of hits
>>18710
Ewww, that 1 should void other attacks, but given the circumstances, I'll let it be a miss. 2 hits.
D> Full round attack
Bigly Trump and the Dog exchange a wicked series of hits
Is Thez still getting crushed inside that thing's stomach?
[40d20 = 398]
K, sorry. Browser crashed again.
After taking the full range of blows from the T, Trump is at about 30% health, but lands several nasty blows of his own. The T (sorry D) is at about 40% health.
Troll casts Cure Serious Wounds
Tracy, then Tay, then Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, and Norfilly
FIRE!!!
K, sorry. Browser crashed again.
After taking the full range of blows from the T, Trump is at about 30% health, but lands several nasty blows of his own. The T (sorry D) is at about 40% health.
Troll casts Cure Serious Wounds
Tracy, then Tay, then Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, and Norfilly
FIRE!!!
GM?
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Well?
>>18727
What is my health after the serious wounds?
Um, Tay? If you would help heal what Troll cannot...
What is my health after the serious wounds?
Um, Tay? If you would help heal what Troll cannot...
Its fuggin Cortana! I keep telling it to die, and it keeps coming back to life! Its like the fuggin dog!
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The damage is minimal, and only cuz I'm making the fight play out. As I said, its essentially done, but no fast-forward this time (cuz reasons)
Tay, Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, Norfilly
Tay, Torcuil, Fae, Infernius, Norfilly
>>187501
fine rethinking
fine rethinking
Infernius is healing?, (choose spell)
Norfilly is adorable and should probably inspire determination (not an ability, GM insert)
Norfilly is adorable and should probably inspire determination (not an ability, GM insert)
>>18702
Sorry I missed this, but I'll make up for it. Basically, Song of Determination means auto-strike for next attack
Sorry I missed this, but I'll make up for it. Basically, Song of Determination means auto-strike for next attack
[1d20 = 5]
I was going to stretch it out further, but we're at the verge of the end, so I wanna finish it tonight.
Thez> KYU... cough KEN
I was going to stretch it out further, but we're at the verge of the end, so I wanna finish it tonight.
Thez> KYU... cough KEN
That wasn't good
>>18775
If I can take the "heal serious wounds as a free action, then do that, and
Slash, Slash, Slash with Vanderiem
If not,then Blue suede the fuck out of harm's way and drink from flask
If I can take the "heal serious wounds as a free action, then do that, and
Slash, Slash, Slash with Vanderiem
If not,then Blue suede the fuck out of harm's way and drink from flask
The Terrasque, the scourge of ALL dimensions and planes and living things, roars, and thrashes about aimlessly, before falling to the ground in a heap. Its body covered outside and inside with dozens of wounds, its life is depleted (all friggin 858 hp) and for the moment, is down.
Torcuil, this is your cue
Torcuil, this is your cue
>>18792
Since its down, you can readily warp inside. Inside, you find Thez unconscious, and not breathing.
Since its down, you can readily warp inside. Inside, you find Thez unconscious, and not breathing.
>>18794
>is vulnerable
Tracy does the right thing and gently drags Thez out of the beast so she can have the monsters innards to herself.
>is vulnerable
Tracy does the right thing and gently drags Thez out of the beast so she can have the monsters innards to herself.
>>18802
No, that was definitely Tracy. Citizens were out of range of song. Besides, it feeds into the whole "Assassin's guild" agenda.
No, that was definitely Tracy. Citizens were out of range of song. Besides, it feeds into the whole "Assassin's guild" agenda.
*is still eating the creature from the inside out*
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>>18805
Torcuil's spell begins to take effect. Bands of magic weave their way around the corpse of the Terrasque, sparkling and fractally spiralling around. As this happens, Infernius leaps forward and prys its mouth open, to find Tracy dragging Thez, unconscious from its gullet. As all escape the body, the bands tighten and clinch around the body sealing and condensing the body of the fiendish creature, into something like an egg-shape. The last of magic winds its self about one section of the remaining carapace, about 2-hands in length, with the purest of white lacing on one side.
Torcuil's spell begins to take effect. Bands of magic weave their way around the corpse of the Terrasque, sparkling and fractally spiralling around. As this happens, Infernius leaps forward and prys its mouth open, to find Tracy dragging Thez, unconscious from its gullet. As all escape the body, the bands tighten and clinch around the body sealing and condensing the body of the fiendish creature, into something like an egg-shape. The last of magic winds its self about one section of the remaining carapace, about 2-hands in length, with the purest of white lacing on one side.
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Wisps of magic drift off of it continually, and though its form remains sealed within, the Terrasque is no more, reformed and reshaped. It rests on the 50 yard line, sparkling and solemn.
>>18814
>all my meat is disappearing
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*salvages tissue sample before leaving the corpse*
>all my meat is disappearing
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*salvages tissue sample before leaving the corpse*
The stands around the party erupt in cheers. Not only has Port Barry - and Football - been saved yet again, but this time the citizens themselves took part. No longer was it the party saving the people, but the people serving and aiding the party, who saved everyone.
Oh right, I forgot about the copy-pasta and Kefka's death. Fuggin' Cortana! This will suffice (I was gonna plagiarize most of it, I'll fill in the blanks later)
https://youtu.be/Niulhs8ErCA
Oh right, I forgot about the copy-pasta and Kefka's death. Fuggin' Cortana! This will suffice (I was gonna plagiarize most of it, I'll fill in the blanks later)
https://youtu.be/Niulhs8ErCA
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Unfortunately, during the fight and the involved circumstances, no one landed the requisite spot check.
A cackling voice resounds all around, throughout, and above the stadium. It is a voice that is familiar to most, but sinister to all. As the laughter resounds, all inevitably look up, to see a (largely) familiar face, circled by a legion of fiendish creatures.
"Its been a long time, but again we meet!" (I'm paraphrasing, cuz he stutters ALOT)
A cackling voice resounds all around, throughout, and above the stadium. It is a voice that is familiar to most, but sinister to all. As the laughter resounds, all inevitably look up, to see a (largely) familiar face, circled by a legion of fiendish creatures.
"Its been a long time, but again we meet!" (I'm paraphrasing, cuz he stutters ALOT)
(still cinematic, don't worry)
"It seems that troublesome sprite bit off more than she could chew! This means, this realm is MINE for the taking! Go then my MINIONS!!"
A tornado of (((rats))) and demons, and foul creatures of all manner and variety spill forth from a portal directly over the tower.
NO
Like a weave of force, all motion is stalled.
A tornado of (((rats))) and demons, and foul creatures of all manner and variety spill forth from a portal directly over the tower.
NO
Like a weave of force, all motion is stalled.
Soros alone can still move, and he's sweating.
"That voice, THIS is not YOUR domain!"
THIS PLACE IS NEITHER YOURS NOR MINE. BOTH THEN HAVE EQUAL STANCE HERE, AND BOTH HAVE EQUAL AUTHORITY.
"Then it is a fight that you want, come then, SHOW yourself! GAH!" Soros is blown back by a second wave of force.
As this happens, a slender golden female with alabaster eyes appears near Infernius and Tracy.
THIS STUBBORN FOOL. I FORBADE HER TO BREAK THE LAW, AND HERE SHE DEFIES ME. AGAIN, AND AGAIN. AND WHY? FOR YOU (looking at/through Tracy) AND ESPECIALLY YOU (Infernius feels like he's been picked apart cell by cell)? THIS CANNOT BE, AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT.
"That voice, THIS is not YOUR domain!"
THIS PLACE IS NEITHER YOURS NOR MINE. BOTH THEN HAVE EQUAL STANCE HERE, AND BOTH HAVE EQUAL AUTHORITY.
"Then it is a fight that you want, come then, SHOW yourself! GAH!" Soros is blown back by a second wave of force.
As this happens, a slender golden female with alabaster eyes appears near Infernius and Tracy.
THIS STUBBORN FOOL. I FORBADE HER TO BREAK THE LAW, AND HERE SHE DEFIES ME. AGAIN, AND AGAIN. AND WHY? FOR YOU (looking at/through Tracy) AND ESPECIALLY YOU (Infernius feels like he's been picked apart cell by cell)? THIS CANNOT BE, AND I WILL NOT STAND FOR IT.
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>>18841
(they were junk anyway, if you used them to attack, I would have rolled to see if they were -1 to -3)
(they were junk anyway, if you used them to attack, I would have rolled to see if they were -1 to -3)
The golden female looks down at Thez, still not breathing.
THIS IS MINE. NO. THIS WAS MINE. IT IS MINE NO LONGER. (to Infernius) MORTAL. I COMMANDED HER TO OBEY THE LAW, AND TWICE HAS SHE DISOBEYED ME. ANSWER ME WHY.
THIS IS MINE. NO. THIS WAS MINE. IT IS MINE NO LONGER. (to Infernius) MORTAL. I COMMANDED HER TO OBEY THE LAW, AND TWICE HAS SHE DISOBEYED ME. ANSWER ME WHY.
>>18843
(what did I say about making things and resources!? You can make a mountain of KEEN knives, if you'd just ask the right questions!)
(what did I say about making things and resources!? You can make a mountain of KEEN knives, if you'd just ask the right questions!)
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>>18846
Her eyes narrow. She turns her gaze on Tracy, then on Trump, and Torcuil, and Norfilly, and on Tay. Her eyes linger on Tay for a moment.
AND WHAT OF THE REST OF YOU. WHAT ARE YOU, WHAT DO YOU OFFER, FOR WHAT REASON AND BY WHAT MEANS CAN SHE DEFY MY COMMANDS?
Her eyes narrow. She turns her gaze on Tracy, then on Trump, and Torcuil, and Norfilly, and on Tay. Her eyes linger on Tay for a moment.
AND WHAT OF THE REST OF YOU. WHAT ARE YOU, WHAT DO YOU OFFER, FOR WHAT REASON AND BY WHAT MEANS CAN SHE DEFY MY COMMANDS?
>>18857
Trumpaladin looks over at Tracy
"Tracy? Tracy? Can you hear me?"
He waves his hand to try to snap Tracy out of her Trance
Trumpaladin looks over at Tracy
"Tracy? Tracy? Can you hear me?"
He waves his hand to try to snap Tracy out of her Trance
(think Gozer from Ghostbusters, except sleek and golden, instead of bubbly and weird)
>>18875
>>18876
I totally did NOT see that coming, but its PERFECTLY within grounds! OMFG that was gorgeous!
Okay. As Soros, hurled back and unable to resist "her" force of will and influence, stands immobilized, Tracy and Tay both let him have it. Tracy takes off a leg, and Tay blows his friggin head off.
The golden female's eyes narrow again, but curiously rather than aggressively. She looks back upon Tay and Tracy.
YOUR NAMES. I DEMAND THEM.
>>18876
I totally did NOT see that coming, but its PERFECTLY within grounds! OMFG that was gorgeous!
Okay. As Soros, hurled back and unable to resist "her" force of will and influence, stands immobilized, Tracy and Tay both let him have it. Tracy takes off a leg, and Tay blows his friggin head off.
The golden female's eyes narrow again, but curiously rather than aggressively. She looks back upon Tay and Tracy.
YOUR NAMES. I DEMAND THEM.
>>18877
*munch* "It's.." *munch* "Tracy!"
*looks back momentarily*
"Tracy Cage."
*continues eating Demon, moving up his torso and pulling out his intestines*
*munch* "It's.." *munch* "Tracy!"
*looks back momentarily*
"Tracy Cage."
*continues eating Demon, moving up his torso and pulling out his intestines*
>>18881
The mage? That speech? That speech was more appropriate and harder hitting than I think you even understand
The mage? That speech? That speech was more appropriate and harder hitting than I think you even understand
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