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Anonymous
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No.145000
145002
Iron got his ass beat and has pissed off a whole criminal syndicate, Amber is doing some shady shit at the police station, Silver is making friends, and Spark is enjoying Whinnysotan hospitality.
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Anonymous
8d01591
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No.146609
146610
>>146608
He raises an eyebrow, not seeming to understand, but says to her

“That which you have on you must be taken back to whoever sent you. Do not let it return to the police, especially those in black uniforms. Eat it if you have to. Throwing it in the river, or throwing it away, may not be enough.”
Amber Sunset
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No.146610
146611
>>146609
More chills but she nods solemnly. I'm not out of the woods yet.
She breathes in. "HOW MANY MARES HAVE YOU SEEN?! AND IN SO SHORT A TIME?! You...you don't care about me at all, do you?!" She winces at having shouted so loud, her voice becoming somewhat shrill as well.
Anonymous
8d01591
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No.146611
146613
>>146610
He doesn’t say anything to her in that time. The plain expression on his face conveys a perhaps very real disappointment in the inglorious end of their brief acquaintance and the facade placed upon it.
Amber Sunset
b1bffeb
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No.146613
146614
>>146611
She blinks at him. Surely he realizes this is to get me out of here?
Before long she resumes her faux hysteria, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD LIE TO ME LIKE THIS!" She stomps on the floor with her hoof. "I-I NEVER WANT TO SPEAK TO YOU AGAIN!" She contorts her face into the best crying expression she can manage and trots out angrily, slamming the door behind her. With loud sobbing noises she heads for downstairs.
Anonymous
8d01591
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No.146614
146615
>>146613
As she leaves the office, then into the main foyer, the door opens to multiple blue uniformed officers entering at the same time as Amber is on her way out

Also, another luck role
Amber Sunset
b1bffeb
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No.146615
146616
>>146614
Oh boy
[1d20 = 1]
Amber Sunset
b1bffeb
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No.146616
>>146615
It's just one of those days.
Anonymous
8d01591
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No.146617
It looks like the next replies are going to require a bit more preparation. So I think I need to call it a night.
Shimmering Spark
1f9642c
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No.146625
146626 146681
>>146604
Spark takes another look out the window before helping close it up.
Gibs Money
a56e9ef
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No.146626
146628
>>146625
>Striped muthafucka zigga walks off the train like that yo!
>Your boy got dem news about Black Hooves selling crack and sheeeeit.
>Now he's here to give all 'em hoes a ride.
>Choo choo!
"Ziggas are biggas!" he hollers out like real G.
Anonymous
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No.146628
146663
>>146626
Kek.

Hello!
Anonymous
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No.146629
146630
>>146482
She smiles, and giggles
"Heh. What?"
She turns her head, and blushes
Anonymous
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No.146630
146631
>>146629
Iron couldn't help but to chuckle himself, feeling the joke flew past Cauldron's head due to the somewhat sudden personal space invasion. "Your drink," he repeated in amusement. "It was sweeter than mine from what I tasted."
Anonymous
10ca8cc
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No.146631
146632
>>146630
"Oh. Heh. You know what's even sweeter?"
Anonymous
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No.146632
146633
>>146631
That caused Iron to softly tilt his head in curiosity. "What is?" he asks with the hint of an expectant smile piercing through his wondering look.
Anonymous
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No.146633
146634
>>146632
She leans in, and places the end of her muzzle right next to Iron's ear. She whispers to him

"(You)"
Anonymous
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No.146634
146635
>>146633
Iron couldn't help but gasp softly at the reveal as his eyes widened in surprise for a brief moment before looking back at Cauldron with an oddly humble, almost dismissive and bashful smile. "P-please," he stuttered out in mild embarrassment as he blushed lightly "I-I am not that sweet."
Anonymous
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No.146635
146636
>>146634
She moves her hoof to rub and ruffle his fur

"Yes you are, you big sweet softy."
Anonymous
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No.146636
146637
>>146635
"I am not," Iron repeated with a bit more force into it, scrunching lightly at the accusation yet barely hid a smile under his flustered self. "I am more... spicy than sweet."
Anonymous
10ca8cc
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No.146637
146638
>>146636
She presses her hoof into his barrel, pushing his fur around

"Sure you are. As spicy as a cube of sugar."
Anonymous
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No.146638
146639
>>146637
His rather short but surprisingly well conditioned coat parted its hairs further, allowing Black to feel the native's beating heart starting to pick up from the teasing. "A-are sugar cubes spicy?" he sheepishly asked as his mask started to slip slightly.
Anonymous
10ca8cc
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No.146639
146640
>>146638
"Wha..... Ha! You haven't had sugar cubes? .... Maybe you know them by a different word or.... something?"
Anonymous
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No.146640
146641
>>146639
"W-well maybe," Iron unconvincingly replied in an attempt to keep the playful charade going. "I only ever ate sugar cane, not a cube of it. Maybe it is all... red and... stingy."
Anonymous
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No.146641
146642
>>146640
"Wha... heh. Do you want a sugar cube?"
Anonymous
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No.146642
146643
>>146641
Iron's eyes widened again, now with far more foal-like curiosity rather than an attempt to keep the good times flowing with some good old fashioned romantic 'banter.' "You have sugar cubes?" he uttered out in amazement
Anonymous
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No.146643
146644
>>146642
"Well, a few. Do you want one?"
Anonymous
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No.146644
146645
>>146643
"Y-you are not pulling my leg?" Iron uttered in utter disbelief at Cauldron's earnest answer as he subconsciously wagged his tail softly.
Anonymous
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No.146645
146646
>>146644
"No." She says

Iron genuinely feels a pull at his legs
Anonymous
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No.146646
146647
>>146645
Iron's ears spike slightly at the pull, yet before he would inspect just what caused it, he eagerly nodded Black's way. "Gimme gimme!" he practically pleaded with tons of tempered excitement as his legs were threatening to hop up and down.
After such a display, he'd soon carefully turn his head towards the leg puller with a inquisitive look, wondering if White was the culprit.
Anonymous
10ca8cc
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No.146647
146648
>>146646
White Sands certainly moves past him almost making physical contact as she moves by with her barrel.

"I think I need some of that liquor."

Black Cauldron scrunches at White Sands but opens a ceramic container on the counter, and pulls out a small white cube

"You want this?"
Anonymous
15f9e52
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No.146648
146649
>>146647
Iron felt a pang of empathy for the scrunching Black at White's sudden, subtle request to drink some of that whiskey, yet it soon melted into pure awe as the cube appeared in his vision.
He took a series of calculating steps towards it, mesmerized by the small sugar figure as his neck lowered his head to match it on Cauldron's hoof. "Woah," he gasped out, amazed by such magic.
Anonymous
10ca8cc
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No.146649
146650
>>146648
She holds it out in her hoof, placing it towards Iron's face

"One sugar cube"
Anonymous
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No.146650
146651
>>146649
Since the cube was so close to him by this point, Iron saw prudent to let his wild tongue tentatively venture out of his mouth, slowly approaching the new object placed by the fertile desert in front of him until it unceremoniously clashes against its white surface.
Anonymous
10ca8cc
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No.146651
146652
>>146650
It's.... Sugary

And not sour
Anonymous
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No.146652
146681
>>146651
Iron's eyes went blank for a second, quickly analyzing the current predicament before realizing the terrible truth that Cauldron has just imparted on him. "Thith is not spithy at all," he muttered as a small pout started to form around his still outstretched tongue.
Anonymous
10ca8cc
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No.146653
146654
>>146605
"Well..."
She carefully inspects the menu as if she were a hermeneutical scholar

"Maybe the bouillabaisse. Or..." She lowers the menu slightly

"Steak Tartare
Silver "The Floof" Sword
29bff06
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No.146654
146655
>>146653
"Ooo, Steak Tartare sounds good. If I shared some of my shrimp with you, would you let me try your Steak Tartare?"
Anonymous
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No.146655
146656
>>146654
"Well.... I'll consider it"
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.146656
146657
>>146655
Silver looks at his own menu to see what the bouillabaisse is.
Anonymous
10ca8cc
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No.146657
146658
>>146656
Some kind of soup or something? It has fish in it
Silver "The Floof" Sword
29bff06
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No.146658
146659
>>146657
"That does sound good, too, that bouillabaisse."
Anonymous
10ca8cc
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No.146659
146660
>>146658
"Or... the Coq au vin... should probably get a bowl of Soupe à l’oignon as a sort of appetizer..."
Silver "The Floof" Sword
29bff06
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No.146660
146661
>>146659
"Hmm, that soup does sound good. As does that...I think it is chicken in wine? I just hope we can get to have comfortable meal before spa closes."
Anonymous
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No.146661
146662
>>146660
"Should I not eat too much? I don't want to feel bad when trying to relax... Or is eating more better because you feel tired. Or..."
Silver "The Floof" Sword
29bff06
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No.146662
146664
>>146661
"It is okay, dove."

If he can reach over to place a hoof on her talon, he does.

"There is no need to worry about whether to eat little or lot. We should eat until either we are finished with meals, or until we are satisfied. How does that sound?"
Gibs Money
13cd760
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No.146663
146664
>>146628
>Gibs swaggers up to the nearest hottie in the city!
"Girl, can yo ass tell a zigga where his ass iz?"

Here's his sign zigga:

Cons: 10 (+10 cause >mah dick zigga! -4 cause his ass got shot by the pony po po dat's spaycist just because he sold some drugs when he was two and -6 cause he smoked some ponycrack)
Dex: 14 (cause he can steal a car )
Str: 8 (has the ability flex so he can look like an eleven at times. Active ability.)
Chr: 5 (15 in the dark cause you can only see him when he smiles.)
Int: 1 (He knows what's important in life: ASS.)
Wis: -5 Sheeeeeit!
Anonymous
10ca8cc
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No.146664
146665 146667
>>146663
Hello again

"Zigga how y'all not know where your ass is. You better lay off dat bottle if y'all gonna fall of a train and not know where ya are. Y'alls ass is in Batimare, zigga."

>>146662
She smiles.

"Sure"

And she continues her careful studying of the menu
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.146665
146666
>>146664
Silver meanwhile sips his wine, while he waits patiently for his date to make a decision.
Anonymous
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No.146666
146668
Spoilered
Blue Skies is best pony

>>146665
"Well...."

She takes her sweet, long time in making a decision
Gibs Money
13cd760
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No.146667
146669
>>146664
"Ahh, sheeit." He says with a deep ass voice muthafucker and then takes another swig from his brown bottle.

Suddenly, that bottle be empty. What's Gibs gonna do now? He be starvin'. This is like the hood all over again!

He shakes the empty bottle in front of dat fine ass bitch and asks, "Where can one find some liquor in this place? You feel me?"
Silver "The Floof" Sword
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No.146668
146670
>>146666
Damn right.

"What have you decided?"
Anonymous
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No.146669
146675
>>146667
Well fuck me man, what good is bein' off the plantation if you don'r got no pork rinds, colt 45 and joints. Did slavery even end?

"Yeah I feel you" the ho says

"There a liquor store on down da street, bout two blocks. Can't miss it with all dem burglar bars all of it."
Anonymous
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No.146670
146671
>>146668
"Uh... the bouillabaisse is good... I think" She says
Silver "The Floof" Sword
29bff06
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No.146671
146672
>>146670
Silver nods.

"That sounds like plan."

If he can, Silver calls the waiter over.
Anonymous
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No.146672
146673
>>146671
He is called over. Jubilosa, in a voice that sounds like more filled with self-doubt than anything Sliver has experienced in his many years of life, orders the bouillabaisse
Silver "The Floof" Sword
29bff06
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No.146673
146674
>>146672
Silver it appears has changed his mind about his order, and orders the Coq au vin.
Anonymous
10ca8cc
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No.146674
146680
>>146673
"Bouillabaisse, and Coq au vin" He says. He pours wine, and refills any water
Gibs Money
13cd760
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No.146675
146676
>>146669
>Well fuck me man, what good is bein' off the plantation if you don'r got no pork rinds, colt 45 and joints. Did slavery even end?
I feel yo man. All I wanna do is go back to master. Now I gotta work and take responsibility for my actions and sheeit.

"Aight, hoe! Catch me later if yo wanna dump dat loser of youse coltfriend and hang with the realest zigga." Smooth ass criminal zigga swaggers off in the directions of those stores.

On the way, he looks at all those fine ass honeys he be passin' by and stare down bitchass stallions and colts to teach dem who's the boss zigga. Unless they be some Colt Eastwood mutharfuckers. Real ziggas gotta know when to run, genome wat I'm sayin'? Yea!
Anonymous
10ca8cc
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No.146676
146677
>>146675
Zigga ain't no one gonna force you to take responsibility for shit. Ain't no court order gonna make you pay no "child support."

The ho watches this fine young zebra walk his way down the street, wishin' she had some of that. And all them other young pony mares, they lookin at him too.

But den... A police cart rolls down the street. Act real cool, lest they murder another zebra for walking while stripped
Gibs Money
13cd760
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No.146677
146678
>>146676
>Zigga ain't no one gonna force you to take responsibility for shit. Ain't no court order gonna make you pay no "child support."
Word, zigga. And, if things get wheal nasty you can always blame some other brotha. Dem ponice be raycist as fuck, yo! Can tell the difference between a boss zigga and some bitch ass nigga. Damn! I meant zigga ;^)

Ahhh, sheeit. Dem police be here off all places? Screwin' with mah groovin'. Raycist profiling muthafuckers! Ah, gotta act cool an' sheeit. I don't want 'em checking mah ass or they might find mah stash of pony crack, the jive ass muthafucker Gibs Money A.K.A. Big Z thinks to himself.

He ain't tremblin' with fear or nuffin as he reaches for his sick ass shades. Can't act cool without his shades, stallion!

"Wat?" His shades be gone. They ain't around his neck no more. Must have fallen off during the train ride.

Zigga gets shit scared and dump a huge turd on dat sidewalk. It splatters all over. Dat's nasty.

Then he be running away from the ponice and pass a dumpster as he starts doin' what ziggas do da best: Running.

I just realized that he no longer has his pony crack. HAHAHA.
Anonymous
10ca8cc
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No.146678
146679
I have to sleep now

>>146677
Window on that mobile oppression cart rolls down to reveal: some bitch ass Uncle Zecora zigger who rightly got his ass beat all inhigh school so he trade n his stripes for the blue to make his scrawny ass feel bigger.

"Ay! Yo! Y'all can't be shittin on them sidewalks! Who the hell you think gon' clean that up. You clean your shit over here."

Uncle Zecora over there is fast but he cain't roll his little cart everywhere
Gibs Money
68b92e4
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No.146679
>>146678
Sleep well. Thanks for the session.
Silver "The Floof" Sword
29bff06
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No.146680
146681
>>146674
"Thank you very much, sir!"

Silver tips the waiter a $20 Bit note.
Anonymous
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No.146681
146682 146686 146726
>>146652
Cauldron giggles:
"Hehehe"

White Sands remarks
"If I'd have known it was so easy to fascinate him, I'd off just bough cubes back at the hotel."
She pours a glass of whiskey that is noticeably fuller than anything Iron or Black Cauldron have poured

>>146625
It's dark outside, with snow covering the ground and most of the roadway save a few tracks. Snow fall is visible in the dim light of the street lamps that provide the sole source of illumination, save for a brief moment where a cloud clears and bright moonlight shines down on the white street. A singular car drives along the road at low speed, not slowing down at any particular point.

>>146680
He smiles, nods, and adds
"Can I get you anything else?"
Anonymous
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No.146682
146683
>>146681
"Tho I bite on ith?" Iron muttered out, still stuck in his current position with a questioning look up at Cauldron.
Anonymous
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No.146683
146684
>>146682
“Sure” she says

“Don’t bite your tongue.”
White Sands says, walking past the two again, carrying a glass and the bottle.
Anonymous
15f9e52
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No.146684
146685
>>146683
Hearing Black's approval while also keeping in mind White's reminder, Iron slowly leaned forward to engulf the cube whole to the point of lightly brushing his lips against Cauldron's frog.
He then proceeded to softly chew the sugar block in question, wondering just how it'd taste.
Anonymous
6cf7bcf
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No.146685
146688
>>146684
Her hoof isn’t the best tasting portion of her, but Iron gets a mouthful of the cube.

It tastes.... sweet
Shimmering Spark
1f9642c
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No.146686
146687
>>146681
Spark continues to secure the entrances.
Anonymous
6cf7bcf
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No.146687
146691
>>146686
Spark and Makade are able to close blinds and shutters, though this is about the extent of what is possible.
Anonymous
15f9e52
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No.146688
146689
>>146685
Iron blinks softly, letting the wave of sweet wash over his senses as well as feel a faint feeling this has happened before...
He couldn't help but evoke a small, satisfied hum as he quickly took another bite of the cube in question, this time with far more energy into it thanks to the surge in sugar.
Anonymous
6cf7bcf
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No.146689
146690
>>146688
Black Cauldron takes her hoof, and pats Iron’s head
Anonymous
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No.146690
146692
>>146689
Cauldron could feel Iron getting a bit jittery from the increase in sugar as he proceeded to finish the cube proper. His ears swiveled a couple more times than necessary at the headpats while his eyes quickly darted upwards and his lips curled into an energetic smile.
Shimmering Spark
1f9642c
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No.146691
146692
>>146687
“Well, a fine night this has turned out to be. We still need a lookout. I don’t suppose your parents have binoculars around?”
Anonymous
6cf7bcf
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No.146692
146697
>>146691
“I don’t know. I haven’t been to the city apartment before” Spark answers

>>146690
She rubs around his ears as she pats his head. This seems to entertain her
Anonymous
15f9e52
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No.146693
146694
The ear swiveling increased even further at the targeted rubbing as his head leaned into the petting by this point. Despite this, he soon approached Cauldron further to sink his snout into her chest just to feel her sandy, white coat while she amuses herself.
Anonymous
6cf7bcf
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No.146694
146695
>>146693
She is pushed back, but he gives a “heh” and pats his head again, a bit more directly.
Anonymous
15f9e52
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No.146695
146696
>>146694
Iron hummed softly in satisfaction, simply enjoying the moment for the time being... which wasn't for too long, considering a rather important question came to mind immediately after. "So I sleep on your bed tonight?" he suddenly asked the zebra mare, still buried in her chest.
Anonymous
6cf7bcf
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No.146696
146698
>>146695
“Well...” she turns her head up

“I suppose... if you have nowhere else to go... I could maybe allow it.”
Shimmering Spark
1f9642c
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No.146697
146699
>>146692
“Well, we better have a look around for supplies that can help us. Binoculars would be most helpful, but we need to take inventory of what is at our disposal.”
Anonymous
15f9e52
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No.146698
146699
>>146696
"Here I thought you liked to cuddle me," Iron jokingly replied as he nuzzled Cauldron's chest.
Anonymous
6cf7bcf
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No.146699
146700 146704
>>146697
“What exactly are you intending here? If they want the mare, just give them the mare. This is not a place to make a stand.”

>>146698
She opens her mouth snd lowers her eyebrows.

“Iron... You really think I’d cuddle one of my associates?”
Anonymous
15f9e52
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No.146700
146701
>>146699
"In a cold night?" Iron replied with a coy smirk. "Partners are there to warm eachother up."
Anonymous
6cf7bcf
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No.146701
146702
>>146700
“Oh.... I can turn the heater up. If need be.” She says, smiling
Anonymous
15f9e52
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No.146702
146703
>>146701
Iron's confident stare soon dissolved into a lost look, blinking softly at the offer with a blank expression. "A heater?" he uttered.
Anonymous
6cf7bcf
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No.146703
146706
>>146702
From the other part of the room:
“You’re kidding me.”

Black Cauldron:
“Mhmmm. I don’t need a stallion to stay warm.”
Shimmering Spark
1f9642c
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No.146704
146705
>>146699
“Would the same logic apply if they demanded only one of any of the rest of us?”
Anonymous
6cf7bcf
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No.146705
146708
>>146704
“No. The group stays together.”
Anonymous
15f9e52
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No.146706
146707
>>146703
"Huh," Iron muttered in a mix of mild disappointment at the rejection and wonder at this heater thing.
He soon straightened himself and out of Cauldron's chest with a blank, puzzled look. "Then where would you sleep?" he procceded to inquire as he himself was starting to wonder if he was going to go back at the hotel room.
Anonymous
6cf7bcf
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No.146707
146710
>>146706
“On my bed, of course.”

And from across the room
“You can sleep with me, Iron. Your warmth is welcome with me.”
White Sands is looking back with half lidded eyes. If Iron cares to look, that is.
Shimmering Spark
1f9642c
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No.146708
146709
>>146705
“She is part of the group. At least for now. We may send here off, but not until she is safe.”
Anonymous
6cf7bcf
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No.146709
146711
>>146708
“I will say again: if it can’t be solved by diplomacy, bribe, or a thirty aught six, it’s not a conflict we need to involve ourselves in.”
Anonymous
15f9e52
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No.146710
146712
>>146707
Iron did indeed turn back to see White looking seductively at him, yet his eyes translated his mind was as lost as a man in a carnival's corn maze while he considered his options.
So Cauldron is willing to let me sleep on her bed, he correctly surmised, while also being on it.
Slowly but surely, a spark of excitement started to prop up from under him, almost as if he discovered the secret best ending for the situation at present. That would mean Sands is also able to sleep on Cauldron's bed! he concluded in delight, eyes sparkling at the thought of sleeping next to both White and Black at the same time.
With that in mind, Iron's bright, excited smile met her vision. "So this is more of a sleepover?" he proceeded to ask.
Shimmering Spark
f42c77c
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No.146711
146712
>>146709
“Ok, let me put it another way. If we hoof her over, what do you suppose they will in turn do with us? Do you suppose they will thank us, or will they be more inclined to view us as housing a fugitive?”
Anonymous
6cf7bcf
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No.146712
146713 146715
>>146711
“I don’t know. But if turning my parents’ townhouse into a fortress is the best option, something needs to be rethought.”

Makade picks up his rifle, and says

“This scope is magnified four times. That’s as good as any binoculars. I’ll take sentry.”

>>146710
“Uh...” Black Cauldron pauses. “I... suppose.”

White Sands:
“I’m still not in any condition to go out. And it’s going to rain.”
Anonymous
15f9e52
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No.146713
146714
>>146712
Iron's eyes widened slightly before quickly wrapping Cauldron's legs in a big hug. "You are the best!" he cheered excitedly for some reason before flashing a devious, foalish smile as he glanced back at Sands. "I am calling dibs on the middle!"
Anonymous
6cf7bcf
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No.146714
146716
>>146713
Each mare, respectively, scrunches.

Black Cauldron is hugged
Shimmering Spark
f42c77c
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No.146715
146717
>>146712
“It’s a temporary and necessary measure. Would you prefer to not have any fortifications?”
Anonymous
15f9e52
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No.146716
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>>146714
"Oh!" Iron exclaimed in even more of a foalish realization before breaking the hug. "I just realized all three of us were having a sleepover already, now that I think about it."
He glances between the two scrunching mares with a curious, youthful look as he considered his options. "So," he prefaced "what sort of sleepover activities does a concrete jungle dweller partake in?"
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>>146715
“If it comes to battle, it is best to keep them at a distance while obscuring your position as well as possible. The doubles love to fight, but they fear what can hurt them snd they can’t see. They are not well trained. Take shots of opportunity, make them seek cover, and then leave. But fighting should be an absolute last resort. And either way, we need a way to retreat.”

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Without hesitation, White Sands answers
“Drinking”

Black Cauldron, however needs more time
“Uh...”