And so, to a degree neither the players expected - let alone GM - the Game continues.
Players have the next 9 hrs to declare intentions, aspirations, interests. questions, etc.
Available Informational Resources:
Sechs VeirSeibnen - pre-emminent of Port Barry
The Jeweler - Old man with a segmented set of goggles and a wealth contract
The Rusty Duck - homely community restaurant (nice)
The Sticky Wicket - Artsy tourist thing (ebil)
More to come, this begins another appendage of the Mixed Nuts Game.
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>>12130your ok with me making a space marine force?
>>12131The "space" is questionable atm, but a marine force that is capable of being space-marines is CERTAIN:Y in the cards.
"I never though,..."
Don't even start. I warned you from the beginning. No bully, no hate, this was inevitable and THE MOST SANE outcome.
"... still hurts tho."
And quit with that shit too! I'll spare any adversity I can, but this is YOYO territory,
"Thats fair,"
>12134
"That made me laugh, thanks. Sleep well everyone"
I have one goal
As much caffine as possible so I can latt a night for once
>>12141D-did Tracy give Infernius a vasectomy?
>>12143Real question
Whats the difference
>>12144No, really?
I thought she made him a heifer
>>12145Vasectomy just keeps the sperm from getting to the prize, without cutting anything off.
Castration is removing the oysters.
>she made him a heiferSame thing as a steer.
His clerical powers will be slightly stronger now.
>>12143A vasectomy is a procedure whereby certain tubes that connect the testicles to the or us are severed, so that sperm will not be released in ejaculation. Castration is the complete physical removal of the testicles
>heiferYou just asked if he was given a vasectomy and we said he was castrated
>>12122He won't be anywhere in the vincinity, and he wouldn't know unless he asked for every detail.
>>12126>Could you just have Tracy not do whatever Trumpaladin indicates he does not want her to do?Well, to a certain extent. I have to keep her in character too (that means ccasional bursts of irrational violence, and extreme edge). She at least she won't do anything spooky right in front of him, but shit could happen in secret when they're apart (I'm going to do it whether you like it or no; best Trumpaladin not ask too many unnecessary, prying questions about shit that happens in other countries). Sure she's still going to kill
someone tonight, but Thez says he's got it coming, and Trumpaladin only told her not to harm the good residents of Port Barry, and I still want that Assassin title.
Anyway, the shit I'm planning is so abstract Trumpaladin wouldn't even
think of telling her not to do it. (I need to have fun too!)
>>12126Look, if Trumpaladin says "no eating human brains," and she assents, that means she needs to be relied upon not to eat human brains, there or anywhere, no matter whose brains it is.
Tell her her Flashy has trust issues from a previous relationship and from difficult times at work, and his issues need to be accomidated for just as surely as hers
>something so abstractNo soul vore
>>12153>'no whateverthefuck'>implying Trumpaladin, being a paladin, would even think of any of that abstract crapYou're confusing character knowledge with player knowledge again (typical self-insert). Trumpaladin wouldn't tell her what he wouldn't think of himself. If he had the intuition to even
think of telling her
not to to do spooky shit like that, he'd be a more perverted edgelord than she is. Stop concerning yourself with shit I might or might not do, and focus on what your character is doing. Trumpaladin can put limitations on what Tracy can do,
within his realm of understanding, but
you can't tell
me what I can do with Tracy's character when they're apart.
Also
>giving me ideas >>12155>confusing player knowledge whateverOkay, fine. If I know it, it's bad enough. I've lived through enough scheming and plots and deception and all that to where it's just unpleasant
>>12156>scheming and plots and deceptionThis isn't a scheme. She'll think of whatever I have her do on the spot.
All you'll have to do is ask when she comes home. It might take a bit of healthy paddling to get the whole confession though.
>>11908>kill an emperorWould these emperor-less people be in need of a new emperor, per chance?
>>12158It won't be sexualized, but people are definitely going to get eated.
>>12160Oh yeah. They need one now.
One thing I forgot to mention: everyone (at every 4 levels u get +1) has 3 attribute points to distribute however they wish.
>>12161By the way, where is Trollestia? Can I speak with her? Woo her with my digits and tweets? Can she show me her tweets and forum comments? Maybe find a nice romantic spot for dinner?
Any chance she is looking to be a step-mother? >>12162Str, Dex, Con, Int, Wis, Cha
You can add 3 points. You get 1 point at every 4 exp levels, and since we're at a point that knowing the precise scores is going to matter, they should be applied. If I were Trump, I'd apply them to Cha, Con, and Str.
>>12163You're welcome to try
>>12163As your marriage consuler, I strongly dis approve
But where is she actually?
Torc is reading shit in his cave, learning about memes. Burning everything titled "Behind the Meme" >>12165I would expect she's in the tower stable
>>12164I shall apply them accordingly
I go to the stables and meet Trollestia. I present to her my digits
>>8888 →,
>>9999 →,
>>10000 →, and no less than five tweets, a video of Megyn Kelly interviewing a woman about a strange recording of Donald Trump pretending to be producer, only to realize on air that Trump submitted the video and she's being trolled, a recording of Trump saying Mitt Romney "isn't rich," an actual television add that says "he will cut the head off ISIS
and take their oil," "the wall just got ten feet higher," and calling CNN "fake news" at a press conference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qa3edsMzHkAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8Ls5ZtJWZshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ud3iDCZ_MAAfter doing this, I ask her if she is interested in getting covfefe together
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>>12167T> My, I am greatly impressed by recurring digits on a nazi horsefucker board. Whatever you say, I am at your service.
>>12168*Somewhat surprised by this result*
"want to get covfefe together?"
>>12169T> I will gladly, as soon as you explain what covfefe is.
>>12170"Well, the true meaning of the term is classified, relating to old government secrets from the Truman Era totes not relating to Roswell and contact with alien civilizations. But here, I'm using it as a memey way of referring to coffee. That is to say, I am asking you on a date"
>>12171T> And what do you intend by this 'date'?
>>12173T> I thought thats what the digits were about
>>12174"Proper respect requires more than mere digits"
>>12175T> I see. Then out of respect, you should get down on all fours.
back for a little bit
>>12161>everyone (at every 4 levels u get +1) has 3 attribute points to distribute however they wish.I don't have any idea how to distribute this wisely... Any suggestions?
Also, can someone explain the difference between prestige multi-classing and regular multi-classing?
>>12161>It won't be sexualizedAlso this.
Nothing will be made needlessly sexual,
unless of course someone requests it.>>12180Tracy would probably want Dex, and 2 in Int (4 psi)
>>12180Prestige works the same as reg. multi-classing. Once the minimum requirements are met, you can gain exp as normal in prestige class.
>>12178*comes back into the room, closes the door and sits down in whatever exists to sit upon*
"Fuck it"
"Can we talk? Not like in any sort of romantic way, but more of... I need someone to talk to"
"I think you already know why I am here"
*starts taking off jacket and shoes, with clear hatred to the removed articles of formal clothing. Evidently this is not with the intent to become naked, because the removed articles are replaced with much less formal wear, like tennis shoes and a plain black jacket*
>>12183T> I'm listening, and if you're not trying to woo, I may even have legitimate responses. I don't know why you're here though.