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Mixed Nuts Pieces
Anonymous
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No.11671
And so, to a degree neither the players expected - let alone GM - the Game continues.
Players have the next 9 hrs to declare intentions, aspirations, interests. questions, etc.
Available Informational Resources:
Sechs VeirSeibnen - pre-emminent of Port Barry
The Jeweler - Old man with a segmented set of goggles and a wealth contract
The Rusty Duck - homely community restaurant (nice)
The Sticky Wicket - Artsy tourist thing (ebil)
More to come, this begins another appendage of the Mixed Nuts Game.
526 replies and 68 files omitted.
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12131
12132
>>12130
your ok with me making a space marine force?
Anonymous
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No.12132
12134
>>12131
The "space" is questionable atm, but a marine force that is capable of being space-marines is CERTAIN:Y in the cards.
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12134
File (hide): C9C12EF88DBF8CE424C045356B5F16EA-6715922.webm (6.4 MB, Resolution:640x360 Length:00:01:10, Spoilered) [play once] [loop]
Spoilered
>>12132
nice
Anonymous
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No.12135
12136
"I never though,..."
Don't even start. I warned you from the beginning. No bully, no hate, this was inevitable and THE MOST SANE outcome.
"... still hurts tho."
And quit with that shit too! I'll spare any adversity I can, but this is YOYO territory,
"Thats fair,"
>12134
"That made me laugh, thanks. Sleep well everyone"
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12136
12138
>>12135
night
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12138
12194
>>12136
Baka
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.12141
12142
I have one goal
As much caffine as possible so I can latt a night for once
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.12142
12143 12144
>>12141
D-did Tracy give Infernius a vasectomy?
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12143
12145 12147
>>12142
>Vasectomy
She castrated him.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12144
12145
>>12142
He made him a steer
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.12145
12146
>>12143
Real question

Whats the difference
>>12144
No, really?

I thought she made him a heifer


Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12146
12148 12151 12197
>>12145
Vasectomy just keeps the sperm from getting to the prize, without cutting anything off.
Castration is removing the oysters.
>she made him a heifer
Same thing as a steer.
His clerical powers will be slightly stronger now.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12147
12151 12197
>>12143
A vasectomy is a procedure whereby certain tubes that connect the testicles to the or us are severed, so that sperm will not be released in ejaculation. Castration is the complete physical removal of the testicles

>heifer
You just asked if he was given a vasectomy and we said he was castrated
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12148
12149
>>12146
responf to my remarks from last night
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12149
12150
>>12148
Which one?
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12150
>>12149
Everything after "Travy's faggit gies to bed
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.12151
>>12147
>heifer
Sarcasm
I know what a steer is
>>12146
Today I learned
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12152
>>12122
He won't be anywhere in the vincinity, and he wouldn't know unless he asked for every detail.
>>12126
>Could you just have Tracy not do whatever Trumpaladin indicates he does not want her to do?
Well, to a certain extent. I have to keep her in character too (that means ccasional bursts of irrational violence, and extreme edge). She at least she won't do anything spooky right in front of him, but shit could happen in secret when they're apart (I'm going to do it whether you like it or no; best Trumpaladin not ask too many unnecessary, prying questions about shit that happens in other countries). Sure she's still going to kill someone tonight, but Thez says he's got it coming, and Trumpaladin only told her not to harm the good residents of Port Barry, and I still want that Assassin title.
Anyway, the shit I'm planning is so abstract Trumpaladin wouldn't even think of telling her not to do it. (I need to have fun too!)
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12153
12155
>>12126
Look, if Trumpaladin says "no eating human brains," and she assents, that means she needs to be relied upon not to eat human brains, there or anywhere, no matter whose brains it is.

Tell her her Flashy has trust issues from a previous relationship and from difficult times at work, and his issues need to be accomidated for just as surely as hers

>something so abstract
No soul vore
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12154
>>12108
For GM only:
Seriously though, I want Tracy to let out most of her pent-up edge at once, and for that he's gonna have to stay alive through the entire ordeal. It's going to be messy. Should I swap-out one of those potions for regeneration?
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12155
12156
>>12153
>'no whateverthefuck'
>implying Trumpaladin, being a paladin, would even think of any of that abstract crap
You're confusing character knowledge with player knowledge again (typical self-insert). Trumpaladin wouldn't tell her what he wouldn't think of himself. If he had the intuition to even think of telling her not to to do spooky shit like that, he'd be a more perverted edgelord than she is. Stop concerning yourself with shit I might or might not do, and focus on what your character is doing. Trumpaladin can put limitations on what Tracy can do, within his realm of understanding, but you can't tell me what I can do with Tracy's character when they're apart.
Also
>giving me ideas
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12156
12157
>>12155
>confusing player knowledge whatever
Okay, fine. If I know it, it's bad enough. I've lived through enough scheming and plots and deception and all that to where it's just unpleasant
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12157
12158
>>12156
>scheming and plots and deception
This isn't a scheme. She'll think of whatever I have her do on the spot.
All you'll have to do is ask when she comes home. It might take a bit of healthy paddling to get the whole confession though.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12158
12159 12161
>>12157
No vore of any kind
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12159
>>12158
Roooooo! I wasn't thinking of doing that, but I might just do that now if you push me. I'm not promising anything, except that she won't lie about it when asked, so stop giving me ideas.
Do not try to nerf me! I am playing the rogue, the assassin and the blackguard at the same time: basically, I'm the designated edgelord. If you want Trumpaladin to put limitations on Tracy's behavior, you'll have to do it through character-to-character interactions.
g2g for a few hours
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12160
12161
>>11908
>kill an emperor
Would these emperor-less people be in need of a new emperor, per chance?
Anonymous
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No.12161
12162 12163 12180
>>12158
It won't be sexualized, but people are definitely going to get eated.
>>12160
Oh yeah. They need one now.
One thing I forgot to mention: everyone (at every 4 levels u get +1) has 3 attribute points to distribute however they wish.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12162
12164
>>12161
>people are going to get eaten and you won't even be able to masturbate to it
Eww. Can we not
>3 points for attributes
Uh.. What?
Anonymous
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No.12163
12164 12165
>>12161
By the way, where is Trollestia? Can I speak with her? Woo her with my digits and tweets? Can she show me her tweets and forum comments? Maybe find a nice romantic spot for dinner?

Any chance she is looking to be a step-mother?
Anonymous
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No.12164
12167 12202
>>12162
Str, Dex, Con, Int, Wis, Cha
You can add 3 points. You get 1 point at every 4 exp levels, and since we're at a point that knowing the precise scores is going to matter, they should be applied. If I were Trump, I'd apply them to Cha, Con, and Str.
>>12163
You're welcome to try
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.12165
12166
>>12163
As your marriage consuler, I strongly dis approve

But where is she actually?
Torc is reading shit in his cave, learning about memes. Burning everything titled "Behind the Meme"
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12166
>>12165
I would expect she's in the tower stable
vOfBZ
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No.12167
12168
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>>12164
I shall apply them accordingly

I go to the stables and meet Trollestia. I present to her my digits >>8888 →, >>9999 →, >>10000 →, and no less than five tweets, a video of Megyn Kelly interviewing a woman about a strange recording of Donald Trump pretending to be producer, only to realize on air that Trump submitted the video and she's being trolled, a recording of Trump saying Mitt Romney "isn't rich," an actual television add that says "he will cut the head off ISIS and take their oil," "the wall just got ten feet higher," and calling CNN "fake news" at a press conference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qa3edsMzHkA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8Ls5ZtJWZs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ud3iDCZ_MA

After doing this, I ask her if she is interested in getting covfefe together
\r
Anonymous
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No.12168
12169
>>12167
T> My, I am greatly impressed by recurring digits on a nazi horsefucker board. Whatever you say, I am at your service.
Anonymous
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No.12169
12170
>>12168
*Somewhat surprised by this result*

"want to get covfefe together?"
Anonymous
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No.12170
12171
>>12169
T> I will gladly, as soon as you explain what covfefe is.
Anonymous
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No.12171
12172
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>>12170
"Well, the true meaning of the term is classified, relating to old government secrets from the Truman Era totes not relating to Roswell and contact with alien civilizations. But here, I'm using it as a memey way of referring to coffee. That is to say, I am asking you on a date"
Anonymous
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No.12172
12173
>>12171
T> And what do you intend by this 'date'?
Anonymous
vOfBZ
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No.12173
12174
>>12172
"To make of you a waifu"
Anonymous
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No.12174
12175
>>12173
T> I thought thats what the digits were about
Anonymous
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No.12175
12176
>>12174
"Proper respect requires more than mere digits"
Anonymous
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No.12176
12177
>>12175
T> I see. Then out of respect, you should get down on all fours.
Anonymous
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No.12177
12178
>>12176
*runs away*
Anonymous
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No.12178
12179 12183
>>12177
T> Come back anytime!
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.12179
>>12178
There are Top Keks,
Then there is this
Mrs. Sentry
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No.12180
12181 12182 12185
back for a little bit
>>12161
>everyone (at every 4 levels u get +1) has 3 attribute points to distribute however they wish.
I don't have any idea how to distribute this wisely... Any suggestions?
Also, can someone explain the difference between prestige multi-classing and regular multi-classing?
>>12161
>It won't be sexualized
Also this.
Nothing will be made needlessly sexual, unless of course someone requests it.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12181
12186 12201
>>12180
Tracy would probably want Dex, and 2 in Int (4 psi)
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12182
12201
>>12180
Prestige works the same as reg. multi-classing. Once the minimum requirements are met, you can gain exp as normal in prestige class.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12183
12184
>>12178
*comes back into the room, closes the door and sits down in whatever exists to sit upon*

"Fuck it"
"Can we talk? Not like in any sort of romantic way, but more of... I need someone to talk to"
"I think you already know why I am here"
*starts taking off jacket and shoes, with clear hatred to the removed articles of formal clothing. Evidently this is not with the intent to become naked, because the removed articles are replaced with much less formal wear, like tennis shoes and a plain black jacket*
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12184
12190
>>12183
T> I'm listening, and if you're not trying to woo, I may even have legitimate responses. I don't know why you're here though.