And so, to a degree neither the players expected - let alone GM - the Game continues.
Players have the next 9 hrs to declare intentions, aspirations, interests. questions, etc.
Available Informational Resources:
Sechs VeirSeibnen - pre-emminent of Port Barry
The Jeweler - Old man with a segmented set of goggles and a wealth contract
The Rusty Duck - homely community restaurant (nice)
The Sticky Wicket - Artsy tourist thing (ebil)
More to come, this begins another appendage of the Mixed Nuts Game.
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>>12027you being a dick disgusts infernuis.
>>12031How am I being a dick? What is your issue?
>>12029me still love thez but my balls blue.
>>12031*contemplates removing 3-inch penis*
>>12033me still salty about you no helping in fight.
>>12034Go jerk yourself like you did before Thez took your virginity, you ingrate.
>>12034That is just repulsive. Even I am better than that
>>12037Kindly get the hell over it, I misjudged the situation a month ago and I misjudged Thez
>>12034>Cleric not being able to handle blue ballsAnyone else think that Infernius would make a better Cleric if he became a steer?
>>12037I had respect for your dedication during that fight. That respect is almost gone now.
For FUTURE reference (as in, doesn't affect current gameplay XD) this is one of many reason Thez favored the whorehouse. Despite the ignominous nature of whoredom, there is an inherent appreciable and sensual (beyond the obvious) nature to the vocation of whore. One doesn't just happen across being one, nor "suddenly decide" to become one, but it takes a sage to be one willfully, knowingly, and deliberately. Mary Magdalene comes to mind.
"SHUT UP FAGGOT"
While I am somewhat supportive of multiple waifus where it's out of love and respect to each partner, to seek a new partner when you have a committed one purely for sexual motive is just disgusting
>this close to just saying "get him girl"
>>12044>battering against astral-wall intensifiesOh, it will play out eventually. ^_^
Seriously though, if I were the judge, I'd say this were enough to lose the Cleric class.
I say we should castrate the bull as atonement.
>>12043*walks to the church to attone for my sins by flogging myself for 7 days straight with no rest* in antempt to say "i am sorry please forgive me outbust friends me didmt mean it please accept my apology."
>>12046Please, she shares my consciousness. I couldn't hide my experience from her if I tried.
>>12047Technically, its not outside Rockwell-ism so his cleric-ness remains intact.
>>12045Oh shit infernius, you fucked up big time.
>Screwing-up this hard for a crack at a fucking lizard-cat >>12049Yeah, but he is also in the domain of Hitlerism: degenerates get castrated.
Only after he atones fully should he have his oysters back.
>>12048See
>>12048It's not enough.
>>12051get one of the priests lets do it, i am truly sorry.
>>12049Alright, whatever is necessary to avenge this slight against your astral partner
Sic 'em girl!
>>12050>>12051>>12052It is seen and noted where
mostly your intentions are righteous. Leave this for future; it has/will not me omitted.
>>12055no this is a major offence take infernuis testicles.
Quick reminder, actual gameplay is to commence at 2/5 pm Pst/Est
>>12057"Oh, I'll have,...."
Now is not the time for such declarations. Consider the immediate situation.
>>12054"Right away, Flashy!"
>>12053No need for that. We can fulfull your atonement right here.
*unsheaves castrating knife*
"This is for your own good, you cheater!
Pull down your pants and start praying!"
>>12061*makes painfully-thin hairline cut around balls*
"PRAY HARDER, YOU FILTHY CHEAT!"
>>12060"No, stop. This is better in a way. Otherwise Thez would have become an obsessive cunt not unlike the tsundere Trump REEEE's about.
>>12062"You too, though I can see you have grounds as well (not lit but fig)."
>>12063*slices balls clean-off with surgical precision*
"REPENT!!!"
>Infernius in now a steer and retains his honor and clerical powers, if not losing most of his dignityIs there a freezer we can store them in until he earns them back?
>>12064Idk what you mean, but it already happened.
I hope Thez forgives Infernius for being a retarded dipshit tonight.
A vague and translucent image of Thez appears, for story element.
"I forgot for a moment. I forgot that he is him (indicating Infernius, a bull), she is her (Tracy, a psychotic), and he's that guy (Trump, a megalomaniac {what, he is!}," she says.
"Don't hurt him, please. He's said some jackass shit, but guys say stupid shit all the time. Beside that,... he,... he said some things,...
... please don't hurt him"
THAT was the most out of character thing I've ever had to rype.
>don't think I deliberately omitted Torcuil, he's the golden boy as far as you lot are concerned
>>12067>… please don't hurt himIt's a bit late for that...
We can restore his balls in a bit later. This much proves his atonement and dedication.
>>12069*pats back*
I know that feel...
>>12069that feel being having to type stuff out of character.
>>12072He's as hurt as he will be tonight.
Now, where can his jewels be stored?
>>12067me sorry thez,tracy take horns too
>>12073Put 'em with the robots
>>12074>as though he can arbitrateOh? Would you like to be specific as to how things should have gone? I'm sure all parties are listening intently.
>>12075i blame my faggots drunkeness, but its not just his fault its mine aswell i am deeply sorry i shouldnt have said anything please forgive me.
>>12077Thez image smacks u across the face.
"Of COURSE you should be ashamed! You should repent for EVER denying your manhood and instinctual drives! What the fuck do you think a whorehouse is for? Posterity? Aesthetics? Dudes have needs, I know that (>is from hell and KNOWS that)."
>>12074[confused look]
"..Well, if you insist..."
*whips out bone saw*
"I hope this teaches you not to be a retard and try to cheat on your waifu with random animals."
*begins sawing-off horns, painfully slowly*
>sawing horns make the most excruciating screeching noise"You can only have
one waifu." she whispers into your ear "Remember that."
While we're at it
*collects Minotaur blood*
*collects horn dust*
They have to be useful for something.
>>12079This did happen though, in the shock and sudden change of apparent heart.
"Save one for me!" vision-Thez calls to Tracy as Thez' magic wears out.