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Mixed Nuts Pieces
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11671
And so, to a degree neither the players expected - let alone GM - the Game continues.
Players have the next 9 hrs to declare intentions, aspirations, interests. questions, etc.
Available Informational Resources:
Sechs VeirSeibnen - pre-emminent of Port Barry
The Jeweler - Old man with a segmented set of goggles and a wealth contract
The Rusty Duck - homely community restaurant (nice)
The Sticky Wicket - Artsy tourist thing (ebil)
More to come, this begins another appendage of the Mixed Nuts Game.
526 replies and 69 files omitted.
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12031
12033 12035 12193
>>12027
you being a dick disgusts infernuis.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12032
12193
image.png
>>12028
*Disgust intensifies*
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12033
12037
>>12031
How am I being a dick? What is your issue?
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12034
12038 12039 12040 12193
>>12029
me still love thez but my balls blue.
Not Tracy
wwN2q
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No.12035
12036
>>12031
*contemplates removing 3-inch penis*
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12036
>>12035
Okay, that made me rofl
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12037
12039 12040
>>12033
me still salty about you no helping in fight.
Not Tracy
wwN2q
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No.12038
86008248.jpg
>>12034
Go jerk yourself like you did before Thez took your virginity, you ingrate.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12039
12042
>>12034
That is just repulsive. Even I am better than that
>>12037
Kindly get the hell over it, I misjudged the situation a month ago and I misjudged Thez
Not Tracy
wwN2q
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No.12040
FOCattlemanZiricote.jpg
>>12034
>Cleric not being able to handle blue balls
Anyone else think that Infernius would make a better Cleric if he became a steer?
>>12037
I had respect for your dedication during that fight. That respect is almost gone now.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12041
For FUTURE reference (as in, doesn't affect current gameplay XD) this is one of many reason Thez favored the whorehouse. Despite the ignominous nature of whoredom, there is an inherent appreciable and sensual (beyond the obvious) nature to the vocation of whore. One doesn't just happen across being one, nor "suddenly decide" to become one, but it takes a sage to be one willfully, knowingly, and deliberately. Mary Magdalene comes to mind.
"SHUT UP FAGGOT"
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12042
12043
Spoilered
>>12039
>contemplates if i should stop drinking.
Not Tracy
wwN2q
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No.12043
12048
>>12042
You fucked up.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12044
12045
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While I am somewhat supportive of multiple waifus where it's out of love and respect to each partner, to seek a new partner when you have a committed one purely for sexual motive is just disgusting
>this close to just saying "get him girl"
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12045
12046 12050
>>12044
>battering against astral-wall intensifies
Oh, it will play out eventually. ^_^
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12046
12049
>>12045
.... What
Not Tracy
wwN2q
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No.12047
12049 12052
Seriously though, if I were the judge, I'd say this were enough to lose the Cleric class.
I say we should castrate the bull as atonement.
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12048
12051 12052
>>12043
*walks to the church to attone for my sins by flogging myself for 7 days straight with no rest* in antempt to say "i am sorry please forgive me outbust friends me didmt mean it please accept my apology."

Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12049
12051 12054
>>12046
Please, she shares my consciousness. I couldn't hide my experience from her if I tried.
>>12047
Technically, its not outside Rockwell-ism so his cleric-ness remains intact.

Not Tracy
wwN2q
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No.12050
12055
Dd mega comp im reposting a comp i made a_856821_5797374.jpg
>>12045
Oh shit infernius, you fucked up big time.
>Screwing-up this hard for a crack at a fucking lizard-cat
Not Tracy
wwN2q
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No.12051
12053 12055
>>12049
Yeah, but he is also in the domain of Hitlerism: degenerates get castrated.
Only after he atones fully should he have his oysters back.
>>12048
See >>12048
It's not enough.
Not Tracy
wwN2q
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No.12052
12055
>>12048
see >>12047

Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12053
12060
>>12051
get one of the priests lets do it, i am truly sorry.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12054
12060
>>12049
Alright, whatever is necessary to avenge this slight against your astral partner

Sic 'em girl!
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12055
12057
>>12050
>>12051
>>12052
It is seen and noted where mostly your intentions are righteous. Leave this for future; it has/will not me omitted.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12056
*be
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12057
12059
>>12055
no this is a major offence take infernuis testicles.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12058
Quick reminder, actual gameplay is to commence at 2/5 pm Pst/Est
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12059
>>12057
"Oh, I'll have,...."
Now is not the time for such declarations. Consider the immediate situation.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12060
12061 12064
>>12054
"Right away, Flashy!"
>>12053
No need for that. We can fulfull your atonement right here.
*unsheaves castrating knife*
"This is for your own good, you cheater!
Pull down your pants and start praying!"
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12061
12062
>>12060
>deus vult!
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12062
12063 12064
>>12061
*makes painfully-thin hairline cut around balls*
"PRAY HARDER, YOU FILTHY CHEAT!"
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12063
12065
>>12062
EIN REICH
EIN VOLK
EIN FHURER

Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12064
12066
>>12060
"No, stop. This is better in a way. Otherwise Thez would have become an obsessive cunt not unlike the tsundere Trump REEEE's about.
>>12062
"You too, though I can see you have grounds as well (not lit but fig)."
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12065
>>12063
*slices balls clean-off with surgical precision*
"REPENT!!!"
>Infernius in now a steer and retains his honor and clerical powers, if not losing most of his dignity

Is there a freezer we can store them in until he earns them back?
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12066
>>12064
Idk what you mean, but it already happened.
I hope Thez forgives Infernius for being a retarded dipshit tonight.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12067
12069 12070 12074
A vague and translucent image of Thez appears, for story element.
"I forgot for a moment. I forgot that he is him (indicating Infernius, a bull), she is her (Tracy, a psychotic), and he's that guy (Trump, a megalomaniac {what, he is!}," she says.
"Don't hurt him, please. He's said some jackass shit, but guys say stupid shit all the time. Beside that,... he,... he said some things,...
... please don't hurt him"
THAT was the most out of character thing I've ever had to rype.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12068
>don't think I deliberately omitted Torcuil, he's the golden boy as far as you lot are concerned
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12069
12070 12071
>>12067
Yes rype. Deal with it.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12070
12072
>>12067
>… please don't hurt him
It's a bit late for that...
We can restore his balls in a bit later. This much proves his atonement and dedication.
>>12069
*pats back*
I know that feel...
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12071
>>12069
that feel being having to type stuff out of character.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12072
12073
>>12070
no one said "don't damage him", the request was "don't hurt"
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12073
12075
>>12072
He's as hurt as he will be tonight.
Now, where can his jewels be stored?
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12074
12075 12076 12079
>>12067
me sorry thez,tracy take horns too
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12075
12077
>>12073
Put 'em with the robots
>>12074
>as though he can arbitrate
Oh? Would you like to be specific as to how things should have gone? I'm sure all parties are listening intently.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12076
>>12074
red herring
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12077
12078
>>12075
i blame my faggots drunkeness, but its not just his fault its mine aswell i am deeply sorry i shouldnt have said anything please forgive me.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12078
12081
>>12077
Thez image smacks u across the face.
"Of COURSE you should be ashamed! You should repent for EVER denying your manhood and instinctual drives! What the fuck do you think a whorehouse is for? Posterity? Aesthetics? Dudes have needs, I know that (>is from hell and KNOWS that)."
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12079
12080
>>12074
[confused look]
"..Well, if you insist..."
*whips out bone saw*
"I hope this teaches you not to be a retard and try to cheat on your waifu with random animals."
*begins sawing-off horns, painfully slowly*
>sawing horns make the most excruciating screeching noise
"You can only have one waifu." she whispers into your ear "Remember that."

While we're at it
*collects Minotaur blood*
*collects horn dust*
They have to be useful for something.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12080
12083
>>12079
This did happen though, in the shock and sudden change of apparent heart.
"Save one for me!" vision-Thez calls to Tracy as Thez' magic wears out.