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Mixed Nuts Pieces
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11671
And so, to a degree neither the players expected - let alone GM - the Game continues.
Players have the next 9 hrs to declare intentions, aspirations, interests. questions, etc.
Available Informational Resources:
Sechs VeirSeibnen - pre-emminent of Port Barry
The Jeweler - Old man with a segmented set of goggles and a wealth contract
The Rusty Duck - homely community restaurant (nice)
The Sticky Wicket - Artsy tourist thing (ebil)
More to come, this begins another appendage of the Mixed Nuts Game.
526 replies and 66 files omitted.
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11728
Okay
>Trump
You need to put in more effort. Help Tracy with her problems, keep her from violent outbursts. Bring her along on new activities, find something you two can do together.
Be her balancing force.

>Tracy
Be honest.
Trump can't be a balancing force if the scales have been tampered with.

I believe in you both, and I think it could work
>le fin
>teleports them back
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.11729
11730

"Well, you see.. After seeing that copper-butted clydesdale riding off with my husband.. I was really beside myself. I went to the stables to get a piece of her (literally), and made a bit of a scene. One thing led to another, and things got kind of messy.
I'm REALLY tired
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11730
>>11729
Well I'm leavin, so see yall
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11732
11735 11739 11743 11748
Lets do a quick recap.
In the all 20's period Trollestia was stolen back, a barmaid was fucked, and Trump broke Torcuil's staff.
The counseling session(?) was quite involved, and I think progress was made. IDFK
Trump, allow me to suggest that you would make an excellent Blackguard.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11733
11735 11738 11742 11752
Everyone wakes with a start in their respective lodging situations. Everything from last night was real, tangible, and occurred. It also occurred in a dream, because breaking Torcuil's staff would have either killed everyone or sent them to a random place in the outer realms.
>The character(s) breaking the staff have a 50% chance of traveling to another plane of existence, but if they do not, the explosive release of the spell's energy destroys them.
So then, the players have a choice here. Was it a dream, or shall we get jiggy?
Infernuis
naU5f
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No.11734
11752
h>>11733
was real.
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11735
11736 11740 11752
>>11732
I think we made progress?
>>11733
>sweats
I'll take one for the team
I don't steal Trollestia, but my weapons are fine

So would the consuling have still happened?
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11736
11737
>>11735
Oh I don't know, a trip to the outer planes could be exciting. I've got plenty of SRD resources for that, and its an area I've already thoroughly perused. ^_^
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.11737
>>11736
Trip to the outer planes sound like fun.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.11738
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>>11733
>tfw you forgot to roll to kill Fae without anyone noticing, because you passed out
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.11739
>>11732
If he did, Fae would make the most awesome surcoat.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.11740
11754
>>11735
>I'll take one for the team
>I don't steal Trollestia, but my weapons are fine
You dipshit! Taking back Trollestia IS taking one for the team!
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.11741
11746
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>>11713
"I.. I can try to be a good girl for you, Flashy.. if you'll help me through it.."
wwN2q
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No.11742
11744
>>11733
>Everyone wakes with a start in their respective lodging situations.
So much for the road trip....
Tracy gets up and grinds her Concentration, accuracy and Weapons Proficiency by practicing throwing her kunai.
She also goes down to the crafting room and adds some steel cord to her bag, along with some other wire and a bit of chain. In the process, she makes another rope-dart.
While we're at it, she looks up alchemy in the library and crafts some low-power, throw-able explosives. She then crafts some potent, poisonous blade oils, and sets a few ambiguous potions and elixirs on simmer.
After keening her edges for the six-gorillionth time, she heads off to the stables, taking with her a book about child care. She makes herself comfortable in the hay and tries to get a hold of the book and relax.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11743
11745
>>11732
No Goddamn it, if Tourcil isn't fighting and Inferius isn't fighting, then the 20 goes towards re-stealing Trollestia
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11744
11745
>>11742
And... Nothing has changed
wwN2q
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No.11745
11747
>>11743
Can we still reroll those 20's?
>>11744
Just maintenance.
What changes were you anticipating?
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11746
11749
>>11741
"No little pony, you do not understand. What you do, and who you are, is entirely within your out volition. It is a power that you alone possess, that no one can take from you, and that you cannot delegate onto someone else. Whether you lie, cheat, steal - that your choice and your choice alone. If everything else were taken from you, that power would still be yours. I cannot help you or harm you"
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11747
11749 11754
>>11745
*steals pony*
You're coming to Football practice
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11748
11749 11750
>>11732
??? The Hell??? What did I do?
wwN2q
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No.11749
11751 11752
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>>11746
"If I were honest about myself with you.. would you be able to forgive me, Flashy?"
>>11747
['omc, he's carrying me' hoers noises]
"Oh, okay.. Just be careful not to hurt our foal." (it's irrelevant, but can horses do rigorous work while pregnant?
She's only a week in.)

>>11748
>Gives Dixie Jew flag
>'What did I do?'

Also, GM, can we please get a hitman quest for Tracy? I really want that Assasin class.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11750
11753
>>11748
Breaking a staff of power is called a 'retributive strike'. There are only 2 staves that have this function, and Torcuil's was one of them. Congratulations! In one outcome everyone is a grease-spot, in another they're in another plane, or in a third I have provided that was all a vivid dream.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11751
>>11749
Yes, yes, ALL will be revealed this afternoon. I haven't been ignoring ANYPONY'S requests throughout the week
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11752
11755
>>11749
"If and only if you go and sin no more"

>wants to go on a hitmans quest within a couple hours of posting
*sighs*
>>11734
>>11735
>>11733
Last night ended far too early. There should have been a full exploration of what happened with the horses and the fires and so forth, and there should have been explicit limits/guidelines placed on Tracy. Like she has to play by paladin rules or she's under threat of losing the child if she has three strikes. Some sort of probation or conditions. If that isn't accomplished, it's just a waste of time and a wasted opportunity, and we're right back to where we started
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11753
>>11750
Because I was under the assumption he intended to use it against me. Then no fight happened.
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11754
>>11740
But I don't wanna die

>>11747
Haha
My consuling worked


Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11755
>>11752
Don't worry, I've structured it so she CAN complete the quest WITHOUT offending Trump's sensibilities.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11756
11757
So far, I have Tracy inquiring amongst the ants and building a sekret lair, while also researching/inquiring subtly of an assassin's guild.
I have Infernius learning forging from Lenos.
I have Trump building things, and learning how to use Sugoito.
I forget what Torcuil is doing at the moment ('moment" being a rhetorical use and not time specific).
Does anyone have any developments or what-not they would like to 'have happened'?
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11757
11758
>>11756
Oh yes, Torcuil is learning about Mystic Theurgy
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11758
11760 11762
>>11757
I'm in a new cave
Rmminds me o' home
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11759
The counseling/therapy bit still happened, I'm just figuring where to put it in the sequence of events (probably near the end). I'm still undecided whether to send everyone off into another plane at some point.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11760
11761
>>11758
Is that in reference to last night, or is it something I missed?
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11761
>>11760
Same cave as last night
I meant my new cave
wwN2q
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No.11762
11765
>>11758
Torcuil, take the language books and write your name in Draconic to prove literacy.
It'll be worth it.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11763
11764
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No really, why the Blackguard comment?
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11764
11770
>>11763
Because in spite of their reputation, Blackguards are not bad. Steel Brightblade from the Dragon's Lance series is a perfect example, a warrior of unquestionable integrity, honor, dignity, loyalty, etc. who happens to fight for an evil goddess. They're basically nihilistic paladins, and they can trade pali levels for BG levels.
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11765
11766
Oekaki.png
>>11762
Like so?

wwN2q
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No.11766
11767
>>11765
Correct.
The meme wizard is literate in Draconic.
You might be able to take a prestige class from it later on, if I'm not mistaken.
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11767
11768 11769
>>11766
Does speaking some french give me a surrender bonus?
wwN2q
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No.11768
>>11767
Probably.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11769
>>11767
Also a bonus when crafting white flags
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11770
11772
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>>11764
Now I know you didn't just imply the great DJT is an evil God. Although if we could, I'd like to restructure the devotion to where DJT is a sort of patron saint/taken minor god, but technically speaking the God to which he does service is the goddess Columbia. I don't know how patron gods work, so I don't know.
>nihilistic
Protecting your native country from being overrun by foreign hordes is far from nihilistic
wwN2q
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No.11771
11772 11776
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>*is cooking potions*
What are the limitations to what Tracy can cook in the tower at this point?
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11772
11775 11778
>>11770
Pardon me, I was going for a very abbreviated qualifier. A 100% paladin would be a peacekeeper and would fight for established order, whereas Trump is asserting Football unto those who have their own order but do not have Football.
>>11771
With the proper time and research, not many. You've got Lenos on hand to advise, Torcuil also, and a full shelf of top-rate books for reference.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11773
11774
BTW, anyone wanna give me an idea how they're distributing and/or re-distributing their experience?
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11774
>>11773
Uhhh
Wisdom and dextarity
What else would be good for a mage?
>prepares scottish tea
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11775
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>>11772
>respecting established order rather than imposing your own concept of order upon it
I am spreading democracy and ideals of Liberty.
https://youtu.be/hJyhqlkaHB0

Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11776
11777 11779 11780 11789
>>11771
By the way GM, is there any way I can cast PATRIOT ACT on "Mrs. Sentry" so I know when she's up to no good?
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11777
image.jpeg
>>11776
>The last four digits are 1776
Checked
*cries single tear of high fructose corn syrup*
wwN2q
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No.11778
11781 11784
>>11772
Well, she did grow up around potion-mongering ziggers, and she wants to practice cooking so...
*resists the urge to say "All of them*
Lets start with:
>Prenatal vitamins
>Conceal alignment
>Invisibility
>Elixer of Love
>Keen Edge Oil
>Greater Magic Weapon
>Good Hope
>Nondetection
>Rage
>Neutralize poison
>Heroism
>Haste
>Gaseous Form
>Spider climb
>Misdirection
>Magic vestment
>Remove disease
>Remove Curse
>Remove Kebab
>Displacement
>Cure Serious Wounds
>Regeneration
>Bull's Strength
>Protection from Arrow
>Undetectable alignment
... This feels pretty broken, desu...
Also, couldn't it be bullshit for her to use any of these while pregnant?