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Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11671
And so, to a degree neither the players expected - let alone GM - the Game continues.
Players have the next 9 hrs to declare intentions, aspirations, interests. questions, etc.
Available Informational Resources:
Sechs VeirSeibnen - pre-emminent of Port Barry
The Jeweler - Old man with a segmented set of goggles and a wealth contract
The Rusty Duck - homely community restaurant (nice)
The Sticky Wicket - Artsy tourist thing (ebil)
More to come, this begins another appendage of the Mixed Nuts Game.
476 replies and 65 files omitted.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12081
12082
>>12078
*sawing stops*
[confused look]
>'Well, where do we go from here?'
her face says
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12082
12084
>>12081
Forward Xp
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12083
12085 12086
>>12080
wait my balls are ok?
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12084
12087
Hypothetically, can astral entities attack other astral entities? Like.. the souls of the deceased?
>>12082
*sawing resumes, slowly and painfully*
What did she want her to save?
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12085
12092
>>12083
Barely, but yes. Your horns,... not so much.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12086
>>12083
Tracy has them, so no.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12087
12088
>>12084
Souls and/or undead are etheric, not astral. Having said, yes astrals can attack materials, as can etherics. Materials are kind of screwed when it comes to non-material tampering.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12088
12090
>>12087
Can etherics attack other etherics?
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12089
12093
Technically the request for restraint occurred before the castration. Also technically, these occured so close that it is more a matter of "in progress" than "In advance"
Tl;dr Tracy lit has Infernius' balls (technically they're Thez' balls) so keep them nice.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12090
12093
>>12088
Yes
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12091
>inb4 "But" or w/e
You're the one who had to spike her departure with "I do."
I suppose its my fault, but not exclusively.
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12092
12094
Spoilered
>>12085
thats fine.

Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12093
12094
>>12089
Is there a way to store them?
>>12090
D-do the souls of the deceased immediately become ethereal..?
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12094
12095 12097
>>12092
>squeeeeeeee
And here, I though I had you pinned.
>>12093
Store, yes no requirement (a box is fine)
>deceased
Yes, and their ethereal presence only lasts about 4 secs before evaporating.
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12095
12096
>>12094
*lays down*
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12096
12098
>>12095
For current events, Thez is a denizen of hell. Its not like the male impulse is unknown or unaccounted for, she's good with it and knows what to expect. What she didn't expect was guilt or shame. #winning

Anonymous
wwN2q
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No.12097
12101
>>12094
O-oh.. oh..! That's frightening..
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12098
12099 12100
>>12096
me feel bad about what me said.
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12099
12100
>>12098
me have deep shame.

Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12100
12103
>>12098
>>12099
You'll have plenty of time for that. Tomorrow begins "Season 2" of the Game!
Anonymous
wwN2q
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No.12101
12102
spurdo.png
>>12097
Really though.. fug!
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12102
>>12101
>Tracynis
Bretty gud
Anonymous
wwN2q
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No.12103
12104
>>12100
If I succeed in getting my target, please give Tracy some time to do what I want with him before finishing him, and make a great opening scene for the guild.
It will be spectacular.

Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12104
>>12103
Oh, we hope it will be spectacular, and he MOST-OF has it coming (no conflicts of alignment or w/e)

Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12105
12107
hey can i do one more thing b4 time skips time is up?
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12106
12109 12113
"Tracy, I don't think it could possibly work out between us"
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12107
>>12105
Sure
Anonymous
wwN2q
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No.12108
12154
Also, are there poisons that paralyze instead of killing?
Anonymous
wwN2q
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No.12109
12110 12112 12122 12126
>>12106
>implying you don't want to see it too
There's NO WAY your character can get any feeling of what I'm thinking, because it hasn't even crossed her mind yet.
>saying that out loud to her
>muh flowcharts!
I'll just ignore that, for the sake of the story.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12110
12111
>>12109
It has nothing to do with the paralysis or Inferius
Anonymous
wwN2q
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No.12111
>>12110
I know.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12112
>>12109
>flowcharts
Yeah I know how women work. There is a reason I don't pursue relationships anymore
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12113
12115
>>12106
That was assertive, decisive, fair, but overall resolute.
Advantage Trump (not a soccer reference Xp)
And I'll shut up cuz stuff
Tracy's faggot
wwN2q
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No.12114
*goes to bed*
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12115
12116 12117
>>12113
hey can i tell you what i want to do in rabbit?
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12116
>>12115
And you. I think I know what you are planning as well
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12117
12118
>>12115
If its not lewd, yes
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12118
12119 12120
>>12117
its not.geez!
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12119
12121
>>12118
Why did you mention earlier that you wanted to create your own Tuetonic order? Why, when we have one, already started with a small partly trained army, that you lead into battle, that worships both Rockwell and Football, and that I agreed to let you name?
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12120
>>12118
>requesting private
>not expecting trolling 'cuz
^_~
its up https://www.rabb.it/ninjas
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12121
12123
>>12119
thats the one i was talking about. i am gonna hand pick the men over the timeskip.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12122
12152
>>12109
I kind of do want to see it, but not if it's going to be constant "let's see what I can do that he wouldn't like but doesn't know about." That shit is just grating and intolerable
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12123
12124
>>12121
Oh okay. But the men have already been selected. It's everyone who fought against the demons, and isn't consumed with other work. Of course if you want to select a special forces or something, then sure
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12124
12125
>>12123
yea like a band of space marines.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12125
12127
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>>12124
*desire to know more intensifies*
5qV8H
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No.12126
12152 12153
>>12109
Could you just have Tracy not do whatever Trumpaladin indicates he does not want her to do? I know a real woman would just lie, go behind his back, and generally play the "what he doesn't know" game, but that shit gets on my nerves like pretty much nothing else, and I'd definitely kick that person out of my life if I trusted then that little.
\r
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12127
12128
>>12125
im gonna order them suits of magical plate armor the best enchanted wepons we can get our hands on and verious magical items that give them "psycher powers"
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12128
12129
>>12127
You really do want to become a Jedi. Now this is a great way to serve penance. What could they do with psionic powers?
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12129
12130
>>12128
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/psionics-unleashed/power-lists/power-list-psion-wilder/
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12130
12131
>>12129
Yes, its still not too late for that
Other players as well, now's the time to cement their 'position' wrt levels,, advancement, or w/e

Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12131
12132
>>12130
your ok with me making a space marine force?
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12132
12134
>>12131
The "space" is questionable atm, but a marine force that is capable of being space-marines is CERTAIN:Y in the cards.
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12134
File (hide): C9C12EF88DBF8CE424C045356B5F16EA-6715922.webm (6.4 MB, Resolution:640x360 Length:00:01:10, Spoilered) [play once] [loop]
Spoilered
>>12132
nice
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12135
12136
"I never though,..."
Don't even start. I warned you from the beginning. No bully, no hate, this was inevitable and THE MOST SANE outcome.
"... still hurts tho."
And quit with that shit too! I'll spare any adversity I can, but this is YOYO territory,
"Thats fair,"
>12134
"That made me laugh, thanks. Sleep well everyone"
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12136
12138
>>12135
night
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12138
12194
>>12136
Baka
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.12141
12142
I have one goal
As much caffine as possible so I can latt a night for once
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.12142
12143 12144
>>12141
D-did Tracy give Infernius a vasectomy?
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12143
12145 12147
>>12142
>Vasectomy
She castrated him.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12144
12145
>>12142
He made him a steer
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.12145
12146
>>12143
Real question

Whats the difference
>>12144
No, really?

I thought she made him a heifer


Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12146
12148 12151 12197
>>12145
Vasectomy just keeps the sperm from getting to the prize, without cutting anything off.
Castration is removing the oysters.
>she made him a heifer
Same thing as a steer.
His clerical powers will be slightly stronger now.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12147
12151 12197
>>12143
A vasectomy is a procedure whereby certain tubes that connect the testicles to the or us are severed, so that sperm will not be released in ejaculation. Castration is the complete physical removal of the testicles

>heifer
You just asked if he was given a vasectomy and we said he was castrated
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12148
12149
>>12146
responf to my remarks from last night
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12149
12150
>>12148
Which one?
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12150
>>12149
Everything after "Travy's faggit gies to bed
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.12151
>>12147
>heifer
Sarcasm
I know what a steer is
>>12146
Today I learned
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12152
>>12122
He won't be anywhere in the vincinity, and he wouldn't know unless he asked for every detail.
>>12126
>Could you just have Tracy not do whatever Trumpaladin indicates he does not want her to do?
Well, to a certain extent. I have to keep her in character too (that means ccasional bursts of irrational violence, and extreme edge). She at least she won't do anything spooky right in front of him, but shit could happen in secret when they're apart (I'm going to do it whether you like it or no; best Trumpaladin not ask too many unnecessary, prying questions about shit that happens in other countries). Sure she's still going to kill someone tonight, but Thez says he's got it coming, and Trumpaladin only told her not to harm the good residents of Port Barry, and I still want that Assassin title.
Anyway, the shit I'm planning is so abstract Trumpaladin wouldn't even think of telling her not to do it. (I need to have fun too!)
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12153
12155
>>12126
Look, if Trumpaladin says "no eating human brains," and she assents, that means she needs to be relied upon not to eat human brains, there or anywhere, no matter whose brains it is.

Tell her her Flashy has trust issues from a previous relationship and from difficult times at work, and his issues need to be accomidated for just as surely as hers

>something so abstract
No soul vore
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12154
>>12108
For GM only:
Seriously though, I want Tracy to let out most of her pent-up edge at once, and for that he's gonna have to stay alive through the entire ordeal. It's going to be messy. Should I swap-out one of those potions for regeneration?
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12155
12156
>>12153
>'no whateverthefuck'
>implying Trumpaladin, being a paladin, would even think of any of that abstract crap
You're confusing character knowledge with player knowledge again (typical self-insert). Trumpaladin wouldn't tell her what he wouldn't think of himself. If he had the intuition to even think of telling her not to to do spooky shit like that, he'd be a more perverted edgelord than she is. Stop concerning yourself with shit I might or might not do, and focus on what your character is doing. Trumpaladin can put limitations on what Tracy can do, within his realm of understanding, but you can't tell me what I can do with Tracy's character when they're apart.
Also
>giving me ideas
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12156
12157
>>12155
>confusing player knowledge whatever
Okay, fine. If I know it, it's bad enough. I've lived through enough scheming and plots and deception and all that to where it's just unpleasant
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12157
12158
>>12156
>scheming and plots and deception
This isn't a scheme. She'll think of whatever I have her do on the spot.
All you'll have to do is ask when she comes home. It might take a bit of healthy paddling to get the whole confession though.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12158
12159 12161
>>12157
No vore of any kind
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12159
>>12158
Roooooo! I wasn't thinking of doing that, but I might just do that now if you push me. I'm not promising anything, except that she won't lie about it when asked, so stop giving me ideas.
Do not try to nerf me! I am playing the rogue, the assassin and the blackguard at the same time: basically, I'm the designated edgelord. If you want Trumpaladin to put limitations on Tracy's behavior, you'll have to do it through character-to-character interactions.
g2g for a few hours
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12160
12161
>>11908
>kill an emperor
Would these emperor-less people be in need of a new emperor, per chance?
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12161
12162 12163 12180
>>12158
It won't be sexualized, but people are definitely going to get eated.
>>12160
Oh yeah. They need one now.
One thing I forgot to mention: everyone (at every 4 levels u get +1) has 3 attribute points to distribute however they wish.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12162
12164
>>12161
>people are going to get eaten and you won't even be able to masturbate to it
Eww. Can we not
>3 points for attributes
Uh.. What?
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12163
12164 12165
>>12161
By the way, where is Trollestia? Can I speak with her? Woo her with my digits and tweets? Can she show me her tweets and forum comments? Maybe find a nice romantic spot for dinner?

Any chance she is looking to be a step-mother?
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12164
12167 12202
>>12162
Str, Dex, Con, Int, Wis, Cha
You can add 3 points. You get 1 point at every 4 exp levels, and since we're at a point that knowing the precise scores is going to matter, they should be applied. If I were Trump, I'd apply them to Cha, Con, and Str.
>>12163
You're welcome to try
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.12165
12166
>>12163
As your marriage consuler, I strongly dis approve

But where is she actually?
Torc is reading shit in his cave, learning about memes. Burning everything titled "Behind the Meme"
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12166
>>12165
I would expect she's in the tower stable
vOfBZ
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No.12167
12168
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mitt romney donald trump dinner.jpg
>>12164
I shall apply them accordingly

I go to the stables and meet Trollestia. I present to her my digits >>8888 →, >>9999 →, >>10000 →, and no less than five tweets, a video of Megyn Kelly interviewing a woman about a strange recording of Donald Trump pretending to be producer, only to realize on air that Trump submitted the video and she's being trolled, a recording of Trump saying Mitt Romney "isn't rich," an actual television add that says "he will cut the head off ISIS and take their oil," "the wall just got ten feet higher," and calling CNN "fake news" at a press conference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qa3edsMzHkA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8Ls5ZtJWZs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ud3iDCZ_MA

After doing this, I ask her if she is interested in getting covfefe together
\r
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12168
12169
>>12167
T> My, I am greatly impressed by recurring digits on a nazi horsefucker board. Whatever you say, I am at your service.
Anonymous
vOfBZ
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No.12169
12170
>>12168
*Somewhat surprised by this result*

"want to get covfefe together?"
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12170
12171
>>12169
T> I will gladly, as soon as you explain what covfefe is.
Anonymous
vOfBZ
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No.12171
12172
48f.jpeg
>>12170
"Well, the true meaning of the term is classified, relating to old government secrets from the Truman Era totes not relating to Roswell and contact with alien civilizations. But here, I'm using it as a memey way of referring to coffee. That is to say, I am asking you on a date"
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12172
12173
>>12171
T> And what do you intend by this 'date'?
Anonymous
vOfBZ
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No.12173
12174
>>12172
"To make of you a waifu"
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12174
12175
>>12173
T> I thought thats what the digits were about
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12175
12176
>>12174
"Proper respect requires more than mere digits"
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12176
12177
>>12175
T> I see. Then out of respect, you should get down on all fours.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12177
12178
>>12176
*runs away*
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12178
12179 12183
>>12177
T> Come back anytime!
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.12179
>>12178
There are Top Keks,
Then there is this
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12180
12181 12182 12185
back for a little bit
>>12161
>everyone (at every 4 levels u get +1) has 3 attribute points to distribute however they wish.
I don't have any idea how to distribute this wisely... Any suggestions?
Also, can someone explain the difference between prestige multi-classing and regular multi-classing?
>>12161
>It won't be sexualized
Also this.
Nothing will be made needlessly sexual, unless of course someone requests it.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12181
12186 12201
>>12180
Tracy would probably want Dex, and 2 in Int (4 psi)
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12182
12201
>>12180
Prestige works the same as reg. multi-classing. Once the minimum requirements are met, you can gain exp as normal in prestige class.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12183
12184
>>12178
*comes back into the room, closes the door and sits down in whatever exists to sit upon*

"Fuck it"
"Can we talk? Not like in any sort of romantic way, but more of... I need someone to talk to"
"I think you already know why I am here"
*starts taking off jacket and shoes, with clear hatred to the removed articles of formal clothing. Evidently this is not with the intent to become naked, because the removed articles are replaced with much less formal wear, like tennis shoes and a plain black jacket*
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12184
12190
>>12183
T> I'm listening, and if you're not trying to woo, I may even have legitimate responses. I don't know why you're here though.