And so, to a degree neither the players expected - let alone GM - the Game continues.
Players have the next 9 hrs to declare intentions, aspirations, interests. questions, etc.
Available Informational Resources:
Sechs VeirSeibnen - pre-emminent of Port Barry
The Jeweler - Old man with a segmented set of goggles and a wealth contract
The Rusty Duck - homely community restaurant (nice)
The Sticky Wicket - Artsy tourist thing (ebil)
More to come, this begins another appendage of the Mixed Nuts Game.
/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal
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Tracy still hasn't answered the Couples theropy question.
Why do you like Trump?
Trump, why'd you know the thot up if you didn't want children?
Why do you like Trump?
Trump, why'd you know the thot up if you didn't want children?
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Threadly reminder
>>11676
Yeah, it was a mistake on my part. She said she was infertile and also she's a horse, so it was kind of unexpected.
But really I thought that if I were closer to her I could stop her from going down a district ice path. *sniffs* I... I was wrong
Yeah, it was a mistake on my part. She said she was infertile and also she's a horse, so it was kind of unexpected.
But really I thought that if I were closer to her I could stop her from going down a district ice path. *sniffs* I... I was wrong
Player fights are expressly discouraged. If you choose to, I will see to it that you regret that decision. You may prepare or set up the fights with bants and shitposting, but no over/deliberate shenanigens until tomorrow morning
>>11679
I helped you and removed the knife after Tracy stabbed you. I made you cadet in the militia. I spread Rockwell alongside Football. I saved you from falling when you attacked the robots. I tried to get you out of the line. After all we've been through with Soros, Soros again, the Jews... None of that means anything to you?
I helped you and removed the knife after Tracy stabbed you. I made you cadet in the militia. I spread Rockwell alongside Football. I saved you from falling when you attacked the robots. I tried to get you out of the line. After all we've been through with Soros, Soros again, the Jews... None of that means anything to you?
PLEASE carry on though
>>11680
>uncontrollable sneezing
S-sorry
I'm alergic to bullshit
Now get out of you watermelon eating black father mindset and tell me the real reason
>uncontrollable sneezing
S-sorry
I'm alergic to bullshit
Now get out of you watermelon eating black father mindset and tell me the real reason
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>>11684
I have nothing to tell you but the truth. I thought if we had a closer relationship I could save her from descending down a dark path
I have nothing to tell you but the truth. I thought if we had a closer relationship I could save her from descending down a dark path
>>11688
Heres the problem
She wants that relationship with you!
But you won't meet her halfway
You can't expect her to do everything
You have to talk to her, acknoledge things she likes.
When she goes nuts, help her. Calm her down; doesn't matter how, just help
Heres the problem
She wants that relationship with you!
But you won't meet her halfway
You can't expect her to do everything
You have to talk to her, acknoledge things she likes.
When she goes nuts, help her. Calm her down; doesn't matter how, just help
>>11687
And I would be... Would be. But she's changed. She is not who she was when she came. She lies to me and kills and steals and attacks my mounts... That can't raise my child.
And I would be... Would be. But she's changed. She is not who she was when she came. She lies to me and kills and steals and attacks my mounts... That can't raise my child.
>>11693
>nervious sweating
Trump...
Trump doesn't believe you can take care of the baby. You need to prove his bitch ass wrong.
Then he may change his mind
>nervious sweating
Trump...
Trump doesn't believe you can take care of the baby. You need to prove his bitch ass wrong.
Then he may change his mind
>popcorn
>>11694
Well of course she's jealous. That doesn't help the poor mount who doesn't need to suffer like that. And what about all of the lying and stealing? But why should I be the one to suffer her personality problems? She's not my child. If she is immature, that should not be my cross to bear?
>>11691
Have you ever been a relationship with a yandere? I have. 3 and a half miserable years of my life wasted. If you had lived it, you would understand why I do not want a relationship with her nor any woman
Well of course she's jealous. That doesn't help the poor mount who doesn't need to suffer like that. And what about all of the lying and stealing? But why should I be the one to suffer her personality problems? She's not my child. If she is immature, that should not be my cross to bear?
>>11691
Have you ever been a relationship with a yandere? I have. 3 and a half miserable years of my life wasted. If you had lived it, you would understand why I do not want a relationship with her nor any woman
>>11702
>flashbacks to Torc's loving wife
No, no can't say I habe
But, she does love you. She just only knows one way to express it, her violent tendancys.
Maybe if you taught her some new activities you could do together, it would help
>flashbacks to Torc's loving wife
No, no can't say I habe
But, she does love you. She just only knows one way to express it, her violent tendancys.
Maybe if you taught her some new activities you could do together, it would help
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>>11697
I never truly wanted anything in this world more than to be a mother: the thing I never thought that I could ever have. I'm fully prepared to give my entire life to loving this foal. I'd give anything, take anything, dispose of anything for the sake of the new life that's growing inside of me right now.
I never truly wanted anything in this world more than to be a mother: the thing I never thought that I could ever have. I'm fully prepared to give my entire life to loving this foal. I'd give anything, take anything, dispose of anything for the sake of the new life that's growing inside of me right now.
>>11704
That did not work with my ex, why would that with with Tracy? But I tried... I tried... First, in giving her the attention she always wanted, then in giving her a beloved Football. A wonderful Football.
But then she goes and lies anyways, and worst if all, made a soccer ball. I found it in the stable
I tried Inferius, I tried
That did not work with my ex, why would that with with Tracy? But I tried... I tried... First, in giving her the attention she always wanted, then in giving her a beloved Football. A wonderful Football.
But then she goes and lies anyways, and worst if all, made a soccer ball. I found it in the stable
I tried Inferius, I tried
>>11708
Listen, she may be a bit of work at first
But the love she will give you for caring enough to help will be immence
Listen, she may be a bit of work at first
But the love she will give you for caring enough to help will be immence
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>>11707
Anything? You'd do anything? Would you even go so far as to be a good person - the kind any child deserves? Would you stop stealing? Lying? Playing that Bolshevik plot passed off as a sport? Stabbing? Okay, so we wouldn't make you stop stabbing, but as the person you are, you would not be a good mother. I sense something positively evil about you. You must change your ways, Tracy, or else I don't think you could give to your goal a better life than the one left to you
Anything? You'd do anything? Would you even go so far as to be a good person - the kind any child deserves? Would you stop stealing? Lying? Playing that Bolshevik plot passed off as a sport? Stabbing? Okay, so we wouldn't make you stop stabbing, but as the person you are, you would not be a good mother. I sense something positively evil about you. You must change your ways, Tracy, or else I don't think you could give to your goal a better life than the one left to you
>tfw you're mobilefagging so no qt pony reaction images
>>11717
[Guilty pony noises]
*looks the other way*
"I... I didn't tell the the whole truth last night about what went on in the stables..."
>>11717
[Guilty pony noises]
*looks the other way*
"I... I didn't tell the the whole truth last night about what went on in the stables..."
>>11711
Well, I don't think she made the soccer ball out of the football. I asked the weeaboo horse where it came from and he was reluctant to say how it was made. It looked more like horse it cowhide leather than football pig skin.
I hope she didn't destroy that football
*rembers fondly s fine officer and fine football player who gave his life fending off the Mexicab hordes*
Well, I don't think she made the soccer ball out of the football. I asked the weeaboo horse where it came from and he was reluctant to say how it was made. It looked more like horse it cowhide leather than football pig skin.
I hope she didn't destroy that football
*rembers fondly s fine officer and fine football player who gave his life fending off the Mexicab hordes*
homeboard rape i repeat homeboard rape.
I REALLY want to go to bed.
"Well.. I had a sort of run-in with a couple of the horses...."
"Well.. I had a sort of run-in with a couple of the horses...."
Okay
>Trump
You need to put in more effort. Help Tracy with her problems, keep her from violent outbursts. Bring her along on new activities, find something you two can do together.
Be her balancing force.
>Tracy
Be honest.
Trump can't be a balancing force if the scales have been tampered with.
I believe in you both, and I think it could work
>le fin
>teleports them back
>Trump
You need to put in more effort. Help Tracy with her problems, keep her from violent outbursts. Bring her along on new activities, find something you two can do together.
Be her balancing force.
>Tracy
Be honest.
Trump can't be a balancing force if the scales have been tampered with.
I believe in you both, and I think it could work
>le fin
>teleports them back
"Well, you see.. After seeing that copper-butted clydesdale riding off with my husband.. I was really beside myself. I went to the stables to get a piece of her (literally), and made a bit of a scene. One thing led to another, and things got kind of messy.
I'm REALLY tired
Lets do a quick recap.
In the all 20's period Trollestia was stolen back, a barmaid was fucked, and Trump broke Torcuil's staff.
The counseling session(?) was quite involved, and I think progress was made. IDFK
Trump, allow me to suggest that you would make an excellent Blackguard.
In the all 20's period Trollestia was stolen back, a barmaid was fucked, and Trump broke Torcuil's staff.
The counseling session(?) was quite involved, and I think progress was made. IDFK
Trump, allow me to suggest that you would make an excellent Blackguard.
Everyone wakes with a start in their respective lodging situations. Everything from last night was real, tangible, and occurred. It also occurred in a dream, because breaking Torcuil's staff would have either killed everyone or sent them to a random place in the outer realms.
>The character(s) breaking the staff have a 50% chance of traveling to another plane of existence, but if they do not, the explosive release of the spell's energy destroys them.
So then, the players have a choice here. Was it a dream, or shall we get jiggy?
>The character(s) breaking the staff have a 50% chance of traveling to another plane of existence, but if they do not, the explosive release of the spell's energy destroys them.
So then, the players have a choice here. Was it a dream, or shall we get jiggy?
>>11735
Oh I don't know, a trip to the outer planes could be exciting. I've got plenty of SRD resources for that, and its an area I've already thoroughly perused. ^_^
Oh I don't know, a trip to the outer planes could be exciting. I've got plenty of SRD resources for that, and its an area I've already thoroughly perused. ^_^
>>11735
>I'll take one for the team
>I don't steal Trollestia, but my weapons are fine
You dipshit! Taking back Trollestia IS taking one for the team!
>I'll take one for the team
>I don't steal Trollestia, but my weapons are fine
You dipshit! Taking back Trollestia IS taking one for the team!
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>>11733
>Everyone wakes with a start in their respective lodging situations.
So much for the road trip....
Tracy gets up and grinds her Concentration, accuracy and Weapons Proficiency by practicing throwing her kunai.
She also goes down to the crafting room and adds some steel cord to her bag, along with some other wire and a bit of chain. In the process, she makes another rope-dart.
While we're at it, she looks up alchemy in the library and crafts some low-power, throw-able explosives. She then crafts some potent, poisonous blade oils, and sets a few ambiguous potions and elixirs on simmer.
After keening her edges for the six-gorillionth time, she heads off to the stables, taking with her a book about child care. She makes herself comfortable in the hay and tries to get a hold of the book and relax.
>Everyone wakes with a start in their respective lodging situations.
So much for the road trip....
Tracy gets up and grinds her Concentration, accuracy and Weapons Proficiency by practicing throwing her kunai.
She also goes down to the crafting room and adds some steel cord to her bag, along with some other wire and a bit of chain. In the process, she makes another rope-dart.
While we're at it, she looks up alchemy in the library and crafts some low-power, throw-able explosives. She then crafts some potent, poisonous blade oils, and sets a few ambiguous potions and elixirs on simmer.
After keening her edges for the six-gorillionth time, she heads off to the stables, taking with her a book about child care. She makes herself comfortable in the hay and tries to get a hold of the book and relax.
>>11732
No Goddamn it, if Tourcil isn't fighting and Inferius isn't fighting, then the 20 goes towards re-stealing Trollestia
No Goddamn it, if Tourcil isn't fighting and Inferius isn't fighting, then the 20 goes towards re-stealing Trollestia
>>11741
"No little pony, you do not understand. What you do, and who you are, is entirely within your out volition. It is a power that you alone possess, that no one can take from you, and that you cannot delegate onto someone else. Whether you lie, cheat, steal - that your choice and your choice alone. If everything else were taken from you, that power would still be yours. I cannot help you or harm you"
"No little pony, you do not understand. What you do, and who you are, is entirely within your out volition. It is a power that you alone possess, that no one can take from you, and that you cannot delegate onto someone else. Whether you lie, cheat, steal - that your choice and your choice alone. If everything else were taken from you, that power would still be yours. I cannot help you or harm you"
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>>11746
"If I were honest about myself with you.. would you be able to forgive me, Flashy?"
>>11747
['omc, he's carrying me' hoers noises]
"Oh, okay.. Just be careful not to hurt our foal." (it's irrelevant, but can horses do rigorous work while pregnant?
She's only a week in.)
>>11748
>Gives Dixie Jew flag
>'What did I do?'
Also, GM, can we please get a hitman quest for Tracy? I really want that Assasin class.
"If I were honest about myself with you.. would you be able to forgive me, Flashy?"
>>11747
['omc, he's carrying me' hoers noises]
"Oh, okay.. Just be careful not to hurt our foal." (it's irrelevant, but can horses do rigorous work while pregnant?
She's only a week in.)
>>11748
>Gives Dixie Jew flag
>'What did I do?'
Also, GM, can we please get a hitman quest for Tracy? I really want that Assasin class.
>>11748
Breaking a staff of power is called a 'retributive strike'. There are only 2 staves that have this function, and Torcuil's was one of them. Congratulations! In one outcome everyone is a grease-spot, in another they're in another plane, or in a third I have provided that was all a vivid dream.
Breaking a staff of power is called a 'retributive strike'. There are only 2 staves that have this function, and Torcuil's was one of them. Congratulations! In one outcome everyone is a grease-spot, in another they're in another plane, or in a third I have provided that was all a vivid dream.
>>11749
Yes, yes, ALL will be revealed this afternoon. I haven't been ignoring ANYPONY'S requests throughout the week
Yes, yes, ALL will be revealed this afternoon. I haven't been ignoring ANYPONY'S requests throughout the week
>>11749
"If and only if you go and sin no more"
>wants to go on a hitmans quest within a couple hours of posting
*sighs*
>>11734
>>11735
>>11733
Last night ended far too early. There should have been a full exploration of what happened with the horses and the fires and so forth, and there should have been explicit limits/guidelines placed on Tracy. Like she has to play by paladin rules or she's under threat of losing the child if she has three strikes. Some sort of probation or conditions. If that isn't accomplished, it's just a waste of time and a wasted opportunity, and we're right back to where we started
"If and only if you go and sin no more"
>wants to go on a hitmans quest within a couple hours of posting
*sighs*
>>11734
>>11735
>>11733
Last night ended far too early. There should have been a full exploration of what happened with the horses and the fires and so forth, and there should have been explicit limits/guidelines placed on Tracy. Like she has to play by paladin rules or she's under threat of losing the child if she has three strikes. Some sort of probation or conditions. If that isn't accomplished, it's just a waste of time and a wasted opportunity, and we're right back to where we started
>>11752
Don't worry, I've structured it so she CAN complete the quest WITHOUT offending Trump's sensibilities.
Don't worry, I've structured it so she CAN complete the quest WITHOUT offending Trump's sensibilities.
So far, I have Tracy inquiring amongst the ants and building a sekret lair, while also researching/inquiring subtly of an assassin's guild.
I have Infernius learning forging from Lenos.
I have Trump building things, and learning how to use Sugoito.
I forget what Torcuil is doing at the moment ('moment" being a rhetorical use and not time specific).
Does anyone have any developments or what-not they would like to 'have happened'?
I have Infernius learning forging from Lenos.
I have Trump building things, and learning how to use Sugoito.
I forget what Torcuil is doing at the moment ('moment" being a rhetorical use and not time specific).
Does anyone have any developments or what-not they would like to 'have happened'?
The counseling/therapy bit still happened, I'm just figuring where to put it in the sequence of events (probably near the end). I'm still undecided whether to send everyone off into another plane at some point.
>>11758
Torcuil, take the language books and write your name in Draconic to prove literacy.
It'll be worth it.
Torcuil, take the language books and write your name in Draconic to prove literacy.
It'll be worth it.
No really, why the Blackguard comment?
>>11763
Because in spite of their reputation, Blackguards are not bad. Steel Brightblade from the Dragon's Lance series is a perfect example, a warrior of unquestionable integrity, honor, dignity, loyalty, etc. who happens to fight for an evil goddess. They're basically nihilistic paladins, and they can trade pali levels for BG levels.
Because in spite of their reputation, Blackguards are not bad. Steel Brightblade from the Dragon's Lance series is a perfect example, a warrior of unquestionable integrity, honor, dignity, loyalty, etc. who happens to fight for an evil goddess. They're basically nihilistic paladins, and they can trade pali levels for BG levels.
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>>11765
Correct.
The meme wizard is literate in Draconic.
You might be able to take a prestige class from it later on, if I'm not mistaken.
Correct.
The meme wizard is literate in Draconic.
You might be able to take a prestige class from it later on, if I'm not mistaken.
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>>11764
Now I know you didn't just imply the great DJT is an evil God. Although if we could, I'd like to restructure the devotion to where DJT is a sort of patron saint/taken minor god, but technically speaking the God to which he does service is the goddess Columbia. I don't know how patron gods work, so I don't know.
>nihilistic
Protecting your native country from being overrun by foreign hordes is far from nihilistic
Now I know you didn't just imply the great DJT is an evil God. Although if we could, I'd like to restructure the devotion to where DJT is a sort of patron saint/taken minor god, but technically speaking the God to which he does service is the goddess Columbia. I don't know how patron gods work, so I don't know.
>nihilistic
Protecting your native country from being overrun by foreign hordes is far from nihilistic
>*is cooking potions*
What are the limitations to what Tracy can cook in the tower at this point?
What are the limitations to what Tracy can cook in the tower at this point?
>>11770
Pardon me, I was going for a very abbreviated qualifier. A 100% paladin would be a peacekeeper and would fight for established order, whereas Trump is asserting Football unto those who have their own order but do not have Football.
>>11771
With the proper time and research, not many. You've got Lenos on hand to advise, Torcuil also, and a full shelf of top-rate books for reference.
Pardon me, I was going for a very abbreviated qualifier. A 100% paladin would be a peacekeeper and would fight for established order, whereas Trump is asserting Football unto those who have their own order but do not have Football.
>>11771
With the proper time and research, not many. You've got Lenos on hand to advise, Torcuil also, and a full shelf of top-rate books for reference.
BTW, anyone wanna give me an idea how they're distributing and/or re-distributing their experience?
>>11772
>respecting established order rather than imposing your own concept of order upon it
I am spreading democracy and ideals of Liberty.
https://youtu.be/hJyhqlkaHB0
>respecting established order rather than imposing your own concept of order upon it
I am spreading democracy and ideals of Liberty.
https://youtu.be/hJyhqlkaHB0
>>11771
By the way GM, is there any way I can cast PATRIOT ACT on "Mrs. Sentry" so I know when she's up to no good?
By the way GM, is there any way I can cast PATRIOT ACT on "Mrs. Sentry" so I know when she's up to no good?
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>>11772
Well, she did grow up around potion-mongering ziggers, and she wants to practice cooking so...
*resists the urge to say "All of them*
Lets start with:
>Prenatal vitamins
>Conceal alignment
>Invisibility
>Elixer of Love
>Keen Edge Oil
>Greater Magic Weapon
>Good Hope
>Nondetection
>Rage
>Neutralize poison
>Heroism
>Haste
>Gaseous Form
>Spider climb
>Misdirection
>Magic vestment
>Remove disease
>Remove Curse
>Remove Kebab
>Displacement
>Cure Serious Wounds
>Regeneration
>Bull's Strength
>Protection from Arrow
>Undetectable alignment
... This feels pretty broken, desu...
Also, couldn't it be bullshit for her to use any of these while pregnant?
Well, she did grow up around potion-mongering ziggers, and she wants to practice cooking so...
*resists the urge to say "All of them*
Lets start with:
>Prenatal vitamins
>Conceal alignment
>Invisibility
>Elixer of Love
>Keen Edge Oil
>Greater Magic Weapon
>Good Hope
>Nondetection
>Rage
>Neutralize poison
>Heroism
>Haste
>Gaseous Form
>Spider climb
>Misdirection
>Magic vestment
>Remove disease
>Remove Curse
>Remove Kebab
>Displacement
>Cure Serious Wounds
>Regeneration
>Bull's Strength
>Protection from Arrow
>Undetectable alignment
... This feels pretty broken, desu...
Also, couldn't it be bullshit for her to use any of these while pregnant?
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