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Mixed Nuts Pieces
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11671
And so, to a degree neither the players expected - let alone GM - the Game continues.
Players have the next 9 hrs to declare intentions, aspirations, interests. questions, etc.
Available Informational Resources:
Sechs VeirSeibnen - pre-emminent of Port Barry
The Jeweler - Old man with a segmented set of goggles and a wealth contract
The Rusty Duck - homely community restaurant (nice)
The Sticky Wicket - Artsy tourist thing (ebil)
More to come, this begins another appendage of the Mixed Nuts Game.
476 replies and 63 files omitted.
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.11981
11983
>>11978
meant for
>>11980

Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11982
11983
Thz11.png
>>11978
>who is 'her'
Why, whoever could GM mean?
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11983
11984 11985
>>11982
>>11981
>>11979
I throw myself off a cliff
But I'm so god damn retarded, I fail at that too
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11984
>>11983
"Don't worry, someone will be there to catch you!
They'll then carry you to the top, and then throw you off again! Its a cycle!"
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.11985
11991
1507419293931.jpg
>>11983

Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11986
11987
Sits down, deeply emotionally concerned. Puts pony across lap and tries to calm himself by petting her soft coat
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.11987
>>11986
[affectionate, comforting pony noises]
*brushes cheek against your chest*
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11988
11989
>>11978
1a EST = 10p PST
Got it. Game will begin no later than 2p PST.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11989
11990
>>11988
= 5p EST but wanted digis
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11990
>>11989
Eh, workes for me
Anonymous
wwN2q
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No.11991
11992 11993
>>11985
I fucking love those memes.
>tfw psionic enemy consumes your brain
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.11992
11993
1508101286031.gif
>>11991
>tfw that will be me destroying brains.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11993
11994 11995 11997
>>11991
>remembers is playing psionic, anthrophagic monster
Is there a feat I can use to gain power by consuming enemy's brains or other body parts? I was going to do it anyway.
>>11992
*contemplates eating brain*
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.11994
11996
>>11993
Pulls pony's ear, causing sharp pain
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.11995
11996 11998
1506818702725.jpg
>>11993
>cant eat my brain if i eat yours first.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.11996
>>11994
[cute pained pony sounds]
"I-I'm sorry, Flashy. I had another evil thought.."
>>11995
Fucking bring it on, you dumb bull!
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.11997
11999 12011
>>11993
No, your brain consumption is limited to avocational
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.11998
>>11995
Can't eat what wasn't there to begin with
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.11999
12003 12004
>>11997
Idk what that even means, but okay...
Any other feats she could take in that ballpark, consumption-wise?
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.12000
12001 12002 12004
>rape

Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12001
12006
>>12000
he finally did it we can all go home.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12002
12004 12006
>>12000
>tfw someone else takes the role, after you learn self restraint
>not claiming Trollestia
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12003
12004 12005 12009
>>11999
This isn't going to work, is it?
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12004
>>11999
>>12000
This, unironically
>>12002
U should be proud
>>12003
The accord was between players. You got over Thez eating a face didn't you?
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12005
>>12003
im not familiar with any feats that do that, but the gm could make one,
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.12006
12008
>>12001
>packs bags
Nice playing with you
>>12002
I dont need to. By fixing your relationship, Trumpbwill give up on her
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12007
12009 12010
Spoiler alert, Trollestia was claimed before she was a manifest character. The rest has been trolling.
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12008
12012
Spoilered
>>12006
>implying he even will
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12009
12012 12013
>>12003
>implying she said it out loud or even had the thought, and that wasn't just her megalomaniac of a faggot talking about edgy powers he wants to use
>not wanting a waifu and warhoers that gets stronger by devouring your enemies
I haven't found anything in the wikis that allow it, so probably no... (still want to thpugh)
>>12007
>spoiling it this hard
>not using the spoiler function
Why'd ya have to tell us that, m8?
>this is why he hasn't given poor Torc more chances to talk with Trollestia
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.12010
12012 12013
>>12007
Wat
So, who gets her?
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12011
12014
>>11997
>limited to avocational
Wait, what does that mean?

Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12012
12015
>>12008
Fukkin SAVED
>>12009
Cuz otherwise there'd be sperging into the next half-session. Ask me how I know that e_e
>>12010
You do. You're the initial reason she's even here.
>hogfather reference
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12013
12015 12016 12019
>>12009
>warhorse that devours enemies
Kill it with fire
>>12010
I claimed her, remember
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12014
12019
>>12011
No benefits or consequences, you'll drink blood and eat brains recreationally dammit!
Anonymous
kI5/s
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No.12015
>>12013
See
>>12012

Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12016
12017 12020 12029 12193
>>12013
ok then i claim Fae.

Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12017
12018
>>12016
She's not even a pony
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12018
12021 12029 12193
>>12017
dosent matter infernuis has needs.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.12019
>>12014
I'll figure something out...!
>>12013
>implying she's not immune to fire
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12020
12023 12029 12193
>>12016
>cheating on THEZ!
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12021
12022 12023 12029 12193
>>12018
No respect for Thez, I see
Not Tracy
wwN2q
?
No.12022
12024 12029
>>12021
>lecturing others about respect for waifus
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12023
12025 12029 12030 12193
>>12020
>>12021
shes not with us anymore :'( she would want it this way.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12024
12030
>>12022
Am I wrong?
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12025
12026 12028 12193
>>12023
>she would want me to cheat on her
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12026
12027 12029 12030 12193
Spoilered
>>12025
>implying shes being chaste, remember how much time she spent in the brothel?

Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12027
12030 12031 12193
>>12026
Your open relationship disgusts me. Either way, Fae is instructed to burn on sight
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12028
12029 12032
>>12025
and she said me and tracy could shsre her remember?
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12029
12034 12193
AAAAAAHHAHAHAHA!
<ahem>
>>12016
"Wut?!"
>>12018
"MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
You asked for it
>>12020
>>12021
"THANK you!"
>>12022
kek
>>12023
>agitated trembling intensifies
>>12026
>fight club
TOTALLY missed the references. Oooh, thats gonna hurt.
>>12028
THAT part is true.
Not Tracy
wwN2q
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No.12030
12193
>>12023
>inb4, Infernius gets raped my a herd of wild zebras
Did you not swear to carry her back from the abyss in your arms?
>she would want it this way
Grill yourself, bbq sauce mascot!
>>12026
Grow a pair, faggot! GM trusted you with his tulpa: treat her well.
>implying a big lizard is worth ruining your relationship
>>12024
Not at all.
>>12027
Draggones don't have fire, but Tracy would do it if you asked.
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12031
12033 12035 12193
>>12027
you being a dick disgusts infernuis.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12032
12193
image.png
>>12028
*Disgust intensifies*
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12033
12037
>>12031
How am I being a dick? What is your issue?
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12034
12038 12039 12040 12193
>>12029
me still love thez but my balls blue.
Not Tracy
wwN2q
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No.12035
12036
>>12031
*contemplates removing 3-inch penis*
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12036
>>12035
Okay, that made me rofl
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12037
12039 12040
>>12033
me still salty about you no helping in fight.
Not Tracy
wwN2q
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No.12038
86008248.jpg
>>12034
Go jerk yourself like you did before Thez took your virginity, you ingrate.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12039
12042
>>12034
That is just repulsive. Even I am better than that
>>12037
Kindly get the hell over it, I misjudged the situation a month ago and I misjudged Thez
Not Tracy
wwN2q
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No.12040
FOCattlemanZiricote.jpg
>>12034
>Cleric not being able to handle blue balls
Anyone else think that Infernius would make a better Cleric if he became a steer?
>>12037
I had respect for your dedication during that fight. That respect is almost gone now.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12041
For FUTURE reference (as in, doesn't affect current gameplay XD) this is one of many reason Thez favored the whorehouse. Despite the ignominous nature of whoredom, there is an inherent appreciable and sensual (beyond the obvious) nature to the vocation of whore. One doesn't just happen across being one, nor "suddenly decide" to become one, but it takes a sage to be one willfully, knowingly, and deliberately. Mary Magdalene comes to mind.
"SHUT UP FAGGOT"
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12042
12043
Spoilered
>>12039
>contemplates if i should stop drinking.
Not Tracy
wwN2q
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No.12043
12048
>>12042
You fucked up.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12044
12045
image.png
While I am somewhat supportive of multiple waifus where it's out of love and respect to each partner, to seek a new partner when you have a committed one purely for sexual motive is just disgusting
>this close to just saying "get him girl"
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12045
12046 12050
>>12044
>battering against astral-wall intensifies
Oh, it will play out eventually. ^_^
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12046
12049
>>12045
.... What
Not Tracy
wwN2q
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No.12047
12049 12052
Seriously though, if I were the judge, I'd say this were enough to lose the Cleric class.
I say we should castrate the bull as atonement.
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12048
12051 12052
>>12043
*walks to the church to attone for my sins by flogging myself for 7 days straight with no rest* in antempt to say "i am sorry please forgive me outbust friends me didmt mean it please accept my apology."

Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12049
12051 12054
>>12046
Please, she shares my consciousness. I couldn't hide my experience from her if I tried.
>>12047
Technically, its not outside Rockwell-ism so his cleric-ness remains intact.

Not Tracy
wwN2q
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No.12050
12055
Dd mega comp im reposting a comp i made a_856821_5797374.jpg
>>12045
Oh shit infernius, you fucked up big time.
>Screwing-up this hard for a crack at a fucking lizard-cat
Not Tracy
wwN2q
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No.12051
12053 12055
>>12049
Yeah, but he is also in the domain of Hitlerism: degenerates get castrated.
Only after he atones fully should he have his oysters back.
>>12048
See >>12048
It's not enough.
Not Tracy
wwN2q
?
No.12052
12055
>>12048
see >>12047

Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12053
12060
>>12051
get one of the priests lets do it, i am truly sorry.
Anonymous
5qV8H
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No.12054
12060
>>12049
Alright, whatever is necessary to avenge this slight against your astral partner

Sic 'em girl!
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12055
12057
>>12050
>>12051
>>12052
It is seen and noted where mostly your intentions are righteous. Leave this for future; it has/will not me omitted.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12056
*be
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12057
12059
>>12055
no this is a major offence take infernuis testicles.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12058
Quick reminder, actual gameplay is to commence at 2/5 pm Pst/Est
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12059
>>12057
"Oh, I'll have,...."
Now is not the time for such declarations. Consider the immediate situation.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12060
12061 12064
>>12054
"Right away, Flashy!"
>>12053
No need for that. We can fulfull your atonement right here.
*unsheaves castrating knife*
"This is for your own good, you cheater!
Pull down your pants and start praying!"
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12061
12062
>>12060
>deus vult!
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.12062
12063 12064
>>12061
*makes painfully-thin hairline cut around balls*
"PRAY HARDER, YOU FILTHY CHEAT!"
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12063
12065
>>12062
EIN REICH
EIN VOLK
EIN FHURER

Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12064
12066
>>12060
"No, stop. This is better in a way. Otherwise Thez would have become an obsessive cunt not unlike the tsundere Trump REEEE's about.
>>12062
"You too, though I can see you have grounds as well (not lit but fig)."
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.12065
>>12063
*slices balls clean-off with surgical precision*
"REPENT!!!"
>Infernius in now a steer and retains his honor and clerical powers, if not losing most of his dignity

Is there a freezer we can store them in until he earns them back?
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
?
No.12066
>>12064
Idk what you mean, but it already happened.
I hope Thez forgives Infernius for being a retarded dipshit tonight.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12067
12069 12070 12074
A vague and translucent image of Thez appears, for story element.
"I forgot for a moment. I forgot that he is him (indicating Infernius, a bull), she is her (Tracy, a psychotic), and he's that guy (Trump, a megalomaniac {what, he is!}," she says.
"Don't hurt him, please. He's said some jackass shit, but guys say stupid shit all the time. Beside that,... he,... he said some things,...
... please don't hurt him"
THAT was the most out of character thing I've ever had to rype.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12068
>don't think I deliberately omitted Torcuil, he's the golden boy as far as you lot are concerned
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12069
12070 12071
>>12067
Yes rype. Deal with it.
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12070
12072
>>12067
>… please don't hurt him
It's a bit late for that...
We can restore his balls in a bit later. This much proves his atonement and dedication.
>>12069
*pats back*
I know that feel...
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12071
>>12069
that feel being having to type stuff out of character.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12072
12073
>>12070
no one said "don't damage him", the request was "don't hurt"
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12073
12075
>>12072
He's as hurt as he will be tonight.
Now, where can his jewels be stored?
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12074
12075 12076 12079
>>12067
me sorry thez,tracy take horns too
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12075
12077
>>12073
Put 'em with the robots
>>12074
>as though he can arbitrate
Oh? Would you like to be specific as to how things should have gone? I'm sure all parties are listening intently.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12076
>>12074
red herring
Anonymous
naU5f
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No.12077
12078
>>12075
i blame my faggots drunkeness, but its not just his fault its mine aswell i am deeply sorry i shouldnt have said anything please forgive me.
Anonymous
E0bxE
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No.12078
12081
>>12077
Thez image smacks u across the face.
"Of COURSE you should be ashamed! You should repent for EVER denying your manhood and instinctual drives! What the fuck do you think a whorehouse is for? Posterity? Aesthetics? Dudes have needs, I know that (>is from hell and KNOWS that)."
Mrs. Sentry
wwN2q
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No.12079
12080
>>12074
[confused look]
"..Well, if you insist..."
*whips out bone saw*
"I hope this teaches you not to be a retard and try to cheat on your waifu with random animals."
*begins sawing-off horns, painfully slowly*
>sawing horns make the most excruciating screeching noise
"You can only have one waifu." she whispers into your ear "Remember that."

While we're at it
*collects Minotaur blood*
*collects horn dust*
They have to be useful for something.
Anonymous
E0bxE
?
No.12080
12083
>>12079
This did happen though, in the shock and sudden change of apparent heart.
"Save one for me!" vision-Thez calls to Tracy as Thez' magic wears out.