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Cook your food
Anonymous
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>>3350
Not to be contentious, but
>not a person on this earth who can tell the difference
If they're using hardwood, you're probably right. But never ever ever use white wood (spruce, pine, fir, etc). Trust me on that.
Beyond that, I have insufficient experience to comment.
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No.3352
>>3351
>pine
Ok, ok, among hardwoods. If you want your meat covered in creosote, go with the pine. Probably the last time you ever try that.
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>>3351
If you really want to be technical, some hardwoods give off more heat than others, I do sometimes use some boards from a buddy that does tae kwon do, they use a special lightweight hardwood that burns hot, it's good for a fast temp boost.
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>>3368
>Inverted Octogon
[YouTube] The Glorious Octogon Of Destiny On Drums! [Embed]
Or eat it like a calazone.
Anonymous
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>>3369
Reeeee. A calzone is a totally different beast, but if its 16"+ on the diameter, u should still cut it into fifths like a decent and respectable adult. Have some consideration. Unless of course you're eating it all to yourself, in which case go run a marathon ffs, that's an absurd amount of food for one person.
Anonymous
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So for today I found myself with about 1.5 lbs of leftover pork loin (not tenderloin) roast. I decided to make it tasty, and here's what I did!
First I put it on just under medium heat, added a tablespoon of bacon fat, mixed in about a tablespoon of sage (waited a moment then) oregano (waited a moment then,) dill (waited, then) a tablespoon of diced garlic. Let that simmer for about 10 minutrs.
Then I added about 1.5 tablespoons of katsu sauce, 2 tablespoons drizzled bbq sauce, And about 3 shakes of mirin. Mix well. Simmer for about 10 minutes
After about 10 minutes, lower heat to low. Allow sauce to incorporate, stirring occasionally.

I regret I have no lemons to zest, cuz I would. It's still tangy/salty/savory, and I think it would grind into a good meat-paste accent. Overall, its vastly more tasty than it was, and will incorporate better in food than it would have. Keep playing with your food. Especially leftovers, that's just grist for the mill. Do it.
Anonymous
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No.3549
Normally I get a big bag of frozen sausages from ASDA and fry some up for my cooked breakfasts(bacon, egg, sausage, beans, one tomato) but lately I decided to get frozen sausages and some bacon from a truck that's only around on some days.
The bacon was great and the sausages were bigger than the ASDA sausages therefore I thought they'd turn out better. But they were absolutely awful, full of inedible chewy chunks my knives struggled to cut through. The sausages also gave me diarrhea but I got better.
Not buying from that truck again.

anyway

Where is a man supposed to go to buy high-quality sausages for his cooked breakfasts?
Anonymous
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No.3571
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How do you prepare healthy meals ahead of time in bulk for the week?
Anonymous
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>>3571
Usually with a grill, though sometimes with an oven
Anonymous
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>>88
Not sure if this is the right thread for it but does anyone have a list of good food that help with gut bacteria?
Apparently good stomach health can help with your mind.
Anonymous
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>>3584
Of the top of my head eating a good diet (limiting sugar) so that only helpful microbes can reproduce.
Basically starving bad microbes that will gladly consume sugars. Fasting of various lengths may also help but that's kind of conjecture.
Also there are microbial transplants.
Anonymous
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>>3584
Try probiotic pills. Great way to jump start your gut microbiome.
Watch out for flatulence the first few weeks. I pop 2 a week now.
Anonymous
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No.3587
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>>3585
>>3586
So basically just eat normal meat and vegies? With a bit of fruits for your small sugar fix?
I've heard that sunflower seeds are also good.
Anyone know others?
Anonymous
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>>3587
Wholegrain oats and cheese, cheddar and gouda is best for the gut out of all the cheeses, porridge with pumpkin seeds or sunflower seeds would work too, a oat drink to use as an addition to smoothies with fruit.
Anonymous
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>>3588
Many nuts, as well as seeds (flax, hempseed, etc), yes.
Juicing (masticating, not centrifugal) of dark, rich (re: micronutrient content) vegetables (cabbage, mustard greens, etc) and as many cost-effective superfoods as is feasible. Farm fresh produce is highly encouraged, as is raw dairy, honey, and free-range non-organic chicken eggs.
For meat, it is worth saving up and buying 1/4, 1/2, or even a whole butchered cow, both for quality, freshness, proce/quality, etc. Get a chest freezer if you can especially re: the previous.
Also, LEARN about nutrition, nutrition typology (specifically, yours and those who you prepare food for). Be aware of nutritional sensitivities and concerns.
PRACTICE (rlike, 90+% of the time) preparing healthy foods to the capacity of your means.
Sky's the limit, anon
Tl;dr Git gud
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No.3590
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organic chickens can only be certified organic if they have been given a diet of exclusively organic food, which is chicken feed, which means they're not eating bugs (which are a chicken's natural diet) which is bad. Also avoid GMOs like they were a covid vaccine
Anonymous
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>>3590
If chickens can eat bugs why do the jews want us eating bugs instead of chickens?
Anonymous
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No.3594
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>>3588
>>3589
You guys think dry coconut would count too?
Anonymous
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>>3592
There are a couple of reasons behind the notion of eating insects. The chickens are designed to digest insectoid proteins whereas we are not.
>>3594
Sure, go coconut crazy.
Anonymous
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No.3609
>>3594
>>3608
>go coconut crazy
This, especially with coconut oil to cook with
Anonymous
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>Yummy
None of them is mine. Sadly.
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Preserve Fresh Eggs For Up to 1 Year.
Anonymous
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No.3831
>>3608
In that case, what would happen to bug-eaters? Viruses?
Anonymous
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>>3818
If mineral oil on skin disrupts estrogen does that mean men should rub it on their skin and keep it away from women?
Anonymous
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No.3838
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Food question

Are "Fruit and nut bars" that are "cold-pressed" together without any cooking involved healthy? Are they a preferable alternative to commercially-available cereal bars, even the ones that claim to be healthy and made by scientists?
Anonymous
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>>3838
Just read the ingredients list.
If they cover them with added sugar and whatnot, they're unhealthy. If there's no additives, they're about as healthy as eating dried fruit and nuts.
Anonymous
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>>3839
Makes sense. Is "cold-pressing" good or just a marketing meme?
Anonymous
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>>3845
Probably a marketing meme, but there's nothing bad about it.
Anonymous
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>>3845
>>3846
It supposedly has higher nutritional value because the machines don't use heat in the pressing process. Idk if that's significant though.
In theory, there are some nutrients in fruit and nuts that may be denatured under high heats. Cold pressing might also preserve the flavor of the ingredients.
Anonymous
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>>3837
No idea anon.
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Anonymous
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>>3860
Hey, food thread. Where would a thread for judging foreign food, especially low-quality street vendor food and "nigger cuisine"(for example chicken breasts coated in red bull and sugar and pop rocks and koolaid then microwaved or baked in an oven. I have literally seen niggers make this once) be appropriate? Shit like this [YouTube] Nutella ice cream rolls street food - ايس كريم رول نوتيلا [Embed] is weird but this kind of discussion is usually censored/punished for "racism" on cucked sites.
Anonymous
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>>3861
First I posted this post, noticed an error, reposted it with the error fixed, and deleted the old post. then I realized my new post was replying to the old deleted one.
oops.
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>Fake food vs Real food.
I believe this video is going to be a success in the kitchen.
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Inspirational pumpkin.
>18 Day Time Lapse of Giant Pumpkin Growing
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Alright /ub/. Its been a while, so heres my best.

3lbs chuck roast, sous vide at 175 fr 9 hours, with(9h) carrots, celery, and onions
Anonymous
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>>4238
Its a 3lb chuck roast. The carrots, onion, celery, and fine diced garlic makes for.espganole sauce (pronounced Español) which is the base for ALOT of cooking sauces.
1.5 med diced onions
5 med diced large carrots
7 med diced large celery stalks
7 med smashed/diced garlic cloves
Simmer forever
Ta da, Espagnole
Anonymous
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>>4239
I jumped ahead.
So the onions, the celery, and the carrots, at a 1.5/7/6 ratio (based on large size).
Oh, and 6-7 fine diced garlic cloves snd 2tbsp avocado oil.
Anonymous
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>>4240
Simmer the vegg mix until lightly brown, until sauce bits form onto the pan (fondt)
Add 625ml (3/4 bottle) red wine, simmer wine/veggie mix, mixing moderately to dislodge bits
Meat should be tender
sauce should have a strong flavor with a full spice bouquet .

The stewed veggies turn into a rich, moist, hash. The meat sauce is many times reduced for concentration.
Anonymous
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>>4242
Wow Im drunk, Ill translate in a few
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Based thread
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[YouTube] SHORT RIB GRILLED CHEESE | The MOST IMPORTANT SANDWICH of my life [Embed]
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Anonymous
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No.4352
Started premaking my spaghetti bolognese in plastic containers.
When it's time to eat I microwave it, then put it into bread with some sandwich filler of the day and eat it.
Good shit.
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Vegetarian dog gone wrong.
>Some say eating meat is unhealthy, but ground beef alone contains lots of vitamins and essential minerals, which people not eating meat, are really missing out on, as some animals survive exclusively on meat.
>Also fish contains lots of vitamin D, and beef liver contains the most in Zinc, along with many other vitamins and essential minerals, to strengthen the natural immunity system, and fight off viruses, better than any vaccines.
>PS: I tried strict vegetarian for 7 months while doing hard physical work, and I only got weaker with lots of headaches; It just wasn't for me.
Anonymous
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>>4387
It's not meat that's unhealthy, it's the quantity that some people eat it in that's unhealthy. Meat should be eaten in moderation.
Anonymous
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>>4388
I totally disagree. My whole life, from the very moment my mother switched from teat to solid food, has been on beef, poultry and fish; rice, beans and greens, were and are just to get some variety in taste.
By the doctors and government' standards I should be dead or with terminal cancer. I'm still here and better than ever.
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>>4387
I feel sorry for the dog. Forcing the dog to only eat, and only serve, unhealthy vegan food should be a crime. I hope the dog finds a good home or that the owner realizes she is torturing it.
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>>4390
>I feel sorry for the dog.
I agree, that cunt deserves to be badly mauled.
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>>4389
You probably haven't been eating it in excess then. A lot of people do.
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>>4395
This man understands the way of burger
Also, heres the latest chuck roast grilled cheese roundup. Seriously, best sandwich youve ever had. DO IT
(also, some extra credit personal-sized bell pepper lasagnas, cuz they too were delicious)
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Made this the other night by baking bone-in chicken thighs and mixing bacon with store-bought pasta sauce. The chicken turned out great, but the bacon was a mistake because it contrasted too much with the flavor. Plus, I screwed up with the baked potato by baking it alongside the chicken; it was way too hard.
Anonymous
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Going into the oven now.
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>>4576
I generally don't like plastic in with my food while its cooking like that, but it should be fine... I think.
should add butter to it. stick slices of butter around the legs and wings, pour melted butter overtop, and stick a half-cube inside. Will make it juicer and tender and amazing.
Anonymous
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>>4577
>plastic
I'm not the cook but I can testify that's not plastic but part of the vegetable filling.
Anonymous
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>>4578
Care to revise your statement?
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>>4580
As soon as the cookess wakes up I'll be back to you.
Anonymous
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>>4581
Its not a problem, those are made from heat-resistant nylon
But yeah, theres plastic there. To avoid any chemical leeching, replace with butcher's twine.
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>>4582
I'm back. After some questioning and no straight answers, I must admit that there is a possibility that I burnt myself when I assured that wasn't any plastic involved, worst yet, I believed the vegetable filling without a second thought. That said, I found no plastic in her garbage bin.
Disclaimer: I was on my way to her home when that picture was forwarded to me.
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Anonymous
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No.4585
>>4584
>facetious AF
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Faggots
[YouTube] How To Make Traditional Butchers Faggots.TheScottReaProject. [Embed]
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>>4586
>1:10 of oven, damn.
After watching that raw body parts preparation I'm wondering how some people have the gall to criticize Hannibal Lecter.
Just to be on the safe side, I'll stick to traditional meatballs.
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>>4599
>No wonder Genghis Khan could conquer so much so fast.
According to the video, the faggot got a knack for drinking blood.
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>fresh homemade chiggun-thigh tendies
Anonymous
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No.4604
>>4600
Speaking of blood, here's a fun food thing. It's the equivalent to an egg and can replace it in some recipes such as in breads.

All the foods look very good.
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>>88
A neat website: https://based.cooking/
Anonymous
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>>4605
Their bolognese is decent, but inferior. Ill check thenother recipes, but so far it seems like a good source for baseline recipes
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Sugar may prevent yeast from properly doing its job. Going to do some tests later in a month or week or something.
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cooking oils
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I got an instapot and finally figured out how to make amazing refried beans. The canned stuff is inedible and makes me sick now, so i had to learn how to do this so i could eat all the kinds of meals i had growing up. Also been making pinto bean hummus or bean dip

Also got a breadmaker and it's super easy, just drop ingredients in and you have a fresh hot loaf 3 hours later. I make grilled tuna and cheese sandwiches with it, and PB toast and stuff.
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Anonymous
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No.4709
>>4684
>I am not saying grapeseed oil or olive oil are less healthy than coconut oil or lard or other highly saturated fats
I'll say it then.
Olive or coconut oil for low-medium temp, bacon fat for medium-high temp, and peanut or avocado oil for high temp.
This is to do with the smoke point of the oils, which when burned make the oils increasingly less digestable, while also negatively impacting the flavor.
'Okay' oils (which I still dont recomend) include grapeseed and sunflower. Avoid canola (genetically modified) and cottonseed (likewise) like the plague. Only use lard if you dont like who you're cooking for, in fact avoid ALL major manufactured 'name brand' oils and shit. They just figured out a way to market what was otherwise waste product from other areas of heavy processing.
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Fellow foodbros is bread pozzed?
I like making my own burgers with mincemeat, salad, eggs, and more but a christian friend said bread is poison full of toxins and impurities.
What can replace bread to make the burger healthy?
Anonymous
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>>4715
>a christian friend said bread is poison
Modern Christians never preserving tradition
Anonymous
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No.4717
>>4715
Your friend is retarded. Just buy good bread.
Anonymous
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No.4718
>>4715
Bread is no more pozzed than msg.
Which is to say, you can employ shit bread just as you can shit msg. Your results will be shit.
Bread however csn be made fresh anf with little/no artificial ingredients. And its delicious.
Msg is the same way. My metaphor went off the rails, but if you you use fresh, well-sourced msg its like using fresh baked bread.
So no, bread is not pozzed, unless your source is pozzed. And prolly cuz not enough msg.
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Cured meats for many meaty needs.
[YouTube] How to make Dry Cured Ham at home (Prosciutto Crudo) - Step by Step instructions [Embed]
Sous Vide is the shit
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>How To Make Italian Neapolitan Pizza With A Home Oven [Recipe + Tutorial]
https://www.rooshv.com/how-to-make-italian-neapolitan-pizza-in-a-home-oven-recipe-tutorial
Page with plenty of pictures and videos, too long to fully screenshot.
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>>4754
Can confirm.
Sues Vide Turkey, actually use it all the time for all the things.
>>4756
Speaking of Pizza an Ohio style pizza with extremely mild provolone (fresh or cooked or both) is excellent. I'd recommend mixing cheeses, but provolone somehow works extra ordinarily well.
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BLTs.
You prolly know about blts. Im gonna give u my tips.
1. Avocado, or avocado sauce (>pic related)
One, the other, or both. Include.
2. Bacon, oven cooked, 400° for 20 minutes
3. Tomato, ~3/8" slices. Avo sauce or lemon pepper, non-negotiable.
4. Lettuce, 2-3 fresh layers (nothing wilted)
5. Cheese (optional); something with punch, a stronger flavor. Avoid american, swiss, muenster, etc. Blue cheese, xtra sharp cheddar, et al advised in balanced quantities.
6. Habajero aoli on the inside of one or both breads, depending on individual tolerance (ghost pepper aoli recommended)
7. Bread; fresh baked pullman loaf, whether brioche, regular, or sourdough.
Anonymous
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No.5550
>>5490
Cilantro Avocado Lime sauce
[YouTube] this sauce is a GRILLED CHEESE SECRET WEAPON [Embed]
[YouTube] the GRILLED CHEESE I ate every other day for 2 years (The Fort Greene Grilled Cheese) [Embed]
This stuff is next level. I keep putting it on different shit, and it continues to perform. Srsly, this is a game changing sauce.
For smaller batches, recommeded 2 bunches of cilantro to 1 bunch scallion and chives. Also, substitute habaneros for jalapenos. Its only hotter if u keep the flesh in, dont be a baby.
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Friendly reminder that OP's food tastes better.
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>pics related
Tonight's iteration. ~6oz 23/72 ground, ~3/4" finish, crusty outside and juicy inside
1 swiss, 1 pepperjack slices, plus the onions.
Oh, also the bacon, shallots, chives, thyme, rosemary, paprika, and of course the king of flavor: msg
Walmart ciabatta buns
Anonymous
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Clarification: the bacon, shallots, etc were in a compound butter including bone marrow
It looks weird in context, but its delicious
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Got about 20lbs of heirloom tomatoes for about $25. It pays to partner with ur local growers.
Took a few hours but cut, quarterrd, and cored, I got most of a tamale pot full.
Lets see how muh sauce game has developed
Anonymous
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>>5748
I should indicate the tomatoes were 'blemish' grade, requiring a paring knife and a couple hourse to prune he undesirable element.
But every recipe - metaphysical or not - requires some form of sacrifice; usually time/effort, but occasionally more Blood for the blood God!
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No.5750
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Spoilered
Spoilered
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No.5762
>>5748
>>5750
Wonderful!!!
Anonymous
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No.5763
Know the food you eat Dont put everything in your body - your body is your temple.mp4
>Know the food you eat
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No.5805
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Meanwhile, more smas burgers for me and mine.
Funny thing, providing for a household; you dont GET to maintain false ideas and perceptions, because that leads to coNsequence for others, and no dutiful HoH will abide THAT.
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No.5806
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>>5805
>HoH
HoH SiS?
https://m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLlO36R_aZuTBhrIf7f34E6e1u8-57t55o
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No.5807
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>>5806
Yes, Head of Household. Its a responsibility; you'll figure it out (hopefully) when you get there.
Anonymous
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No.5808
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>>5807
I hope your family appreciates you and the work you put in, friend.
Anonymous
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No.5809
>>5808
Thank you. I have confidence and confirmation that they do, but it was nice to hear from (you). Unironically, and all kidding aside.
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No.5817
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Garlic Brisket Point, cooked Confit with about 30 cloves of garlic. Total cook time, ~18 hours.
Very much NOT southern bbq, it was entirely an experiment. Has a mild but distinct garic flavor. 7/10
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No.5966
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>>5950 →
Based doggo.
Having said, I made a roast yesterday, and some best sammiches today. Idk about the rest, but I made mine spicy. Holy fuck, there is no chance I can eat this in one sitting. Its not a question of hunger, its a question of spice and flavor. Like, one literally needs to take a break between bites. Its phenomenal. To all who are reading, I would feed you this sammich. Its unironically life-changing (minimally, but still).
Anonymous
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No.5967
Okay
>>5966
And
>>5950 →
Not the doggo I was intending to reference, but I'll leave it.
Gimme a minute to properly reference.
But srsly, this sandwich is the best. Its so many levels. Each bite requires a moment to process and decompress. Its literally too much. My lads, I am wont to make this sandwich for (you). Arguments and dispositions aside, please let me make this for you. Its... unreal.
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No.5968
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Attempt 2
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No.5998
[YouTube] Raising and Eating Grass Fed Beef: Pro Tips [Embed]

watch?v=au_eM0oovbI
Beef and old man cattle rancher.
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No.6047
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Hungry enough?
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No.6080
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No.6092
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>>6080
Could swear I see a face in it
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No.6110
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Anonymous
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No.6111
>>6092
Damn! You're right.
Anonymous
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No.6114
6115
>>6110
Whose great granddad on facebook did you get this from?
Anonymous
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No.6115
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>>6114
C'mon, don't be mean and eat healthy.
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No.6116
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No.6118
>>6116
That looks awesome. How do you build these? I have tins of beans stored. Not many yet.
Anonymous
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No.6119
>>6116
>Step three enjoy, but remember fifties water was just built different back in the day.
>water
Yup, in the 50s no anticonceptives or cocaine in the water for sure. I don't know about flouride.
Anonymous
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No.6133
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No.6139
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No.6140
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Paver style Sandwich with Pickled jalapenos fried egg, shredded cheddar cheese, mayo, and sriracha. Bread was soaked in melted clarified butter on both sides before assembling and frying so as to form a hard seal of the bread, as flat and smooth as a paving stone, hence he name "Paver"
Anonymous
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No.6141
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>>6140
>Pickled jalapenos fried egg, shredded cheddar cheese, mayo, and sriracha
Too complicated and exotic. What about home fries instead?
Anonymous
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No.6142
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>>6140
Looks excellent Anon!
Baked Chicken
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No.6143
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No.6144
6145
>>6143
Nice recipe.
>The left over fats can be used to pan fry things or added to soups for another meal later on.
Just so other anons who are less experienced know; never mix oils used for plants with those used for meats. You'll get sick.
Anonymous
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No.6145
6146 6147
>>6144
What do you mean exactly?
Anonymous
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No.6146
>>6145
I know that the oil used after frying onions is very acid, and will ruin the flavor of any food fried by it, so it must be disposed immediately. Other vegetables I don't know.
Anonymous
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No.6147
6148
>>6145
When I first learned to cook, I was told to never fry vegetables in oil that had previously been used for meats because it'll ruin the taste and possible give you dysentery.
It's fine to cook meats in oil previously used for veggies, though. At least that's how I was taught and I fry a lot of chicken and fish.
Anonymous
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No.6148
6149
>>6147
Who doesn't want bacon flavored broccoli?
You weirdo.
Anonymous
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No.6149
>>6148
I want my broccoli to taste like broccoli, anon. If that's weird, then I'll put down my pony waifu daki for a day and try sharing my spicy chicken tendie recipes sometime.
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No.6150
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No.6189
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No.6190
>>6189
So not the right video
[YouTube] Velvet Steak - Food Wishes [Embed]
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No.6275
6278
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Thanksgiving supper. The only thing I didn't prepare myself is the croissant. The dessert is bread pudding with bourbon icing. https://www.food.com/recipe/bread-pudding-with-bourbon-sauce-46353
Anonymous
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No.6278
>>6275
Steak looks goodddd anon, yum
Anonymous
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No.6318
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Fucked up making my cheese curds.
How do you fags make your cheese?
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No.6377
1673325848.mp4 (8.4 MB, Resolution:504x480 Length:00:03:46, The shocking chemicals used by the food industry.mp4) [play once] [loop]
The shocking chemicals used by the food industry.mp4
>Tainted industrial food
Nothing better than to make your own meal with natural stuff.
Anonymous
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No.6378
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The food pyramid, to think about it.
Anonymous
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No.6379
6381
I hate niggers. What is the best all in one multivitamin supplement for an exercising adult male in his late 20s?
Anonymous
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No.6381
6382
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>>6379
>all in one multivitamin supplement
Naaaaaaaaaah.
Not artificial kiked supplements, but the real thing.
Think about it, never has been a generation so sick and riddled with illnesses than the current one.
Anonymous
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No.6382
6383 6385
>>6381
>Think about it, never has been a generation so sick and riddled with illnesses than the current one.
The middle ages.
Anonymous
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No.6383
>>6382
Monarchy, the worst system of government besides Jewocracy(then again a Monarch can be Jewed), kept people starving and illiterate. Education was exclusively for the upper classes (those who help the King keep power, like regional lords and powerful families) and their servant class(blacksmiths and the like).
Anonymous
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No.6385
>>6382
>The middle ages
It could be some sanitary problem because of lack of tap water, but not because of food.
Anonymous
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No.6452
6453 6454 6483
I used to make deviled eggs all the time, it's great food to have with company but sadly eggs have rocketed in price. I had no idea, however, that the recipe of deviled eggs was so old.
https://www.lavenderandlovage.com/2014/06/the-international-medieval-congress-university-of-leeds-medieval-stuffed-eggs-recipe.html
Anonymous
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No.6453
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>>6452
>I had no idea
I do. 7 bucks a dozen is madness.
Anonymous
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No.6454
>>6452
>egg prices
See:
>Top US egg farm destroyed in massive fire, supermarkets were already suffering shortages
https://www.zerohedge.com/commodities/massive-fire-destroys-commercial-egg-farm-belonging-top-us-supplier
Add to that the multiple arsons involving the flood supply in the last months, the culling of million of chickens because the government said that were infected with a virus and now the still alive chickens are almost not producing eggs, the farmers suspect that something in the medicines prescribed by the bureaucracy has something to do with it.
I'm not saying sabotage, but it is sabotage.
Anonymous
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No.6481
6482
Is this any good? https://based.cooking/
Anonymous
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No.6482
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>>6481
I was browsing it a bit. I'm impressed, the recipes are mostly simple and mention important details at the time of cooking. Very important that.
Anonymous
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No.6483
6484 6485 6529
>>6452
>>6453
Have either of you thought about raising your own chickens? A couple hens and a rooster will provide you with all the eggs you need. Feed is cheap enough, houses are easy to build, and you can sometimes find chickens for sale at stores like Tractor Supply and such.
Not to mention that chicken shit makes for great manure that could be used to bolster your garden, assuming you have one.
Anonymous
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No.6484
>>6483
I meant fertilizer, not *manure.
Anonymous
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No.6485
>>6483
I'm stuck in a jew city, but I really wish to get some bits and settle far from it.
Anonymous
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No.6487
I want to raise chickens so I can live off the chickens and raise food in a polytunnel or greenhouse. No more jew money. I won't have to touch another coin. Only food and nature and fucking my wife in a log cabin until she makes ten kids or more. I would give up technology to see this happen. I would not mind living in a log cabin and chopping firewood to keep the house warm. I could shoot guns and drive a tractor and fuck my wife. That's the life. No faggot tv. No faggot internet. No faggot country with nigger taxes. Only my massive family. I would make my wife proud. And my kids too.
Anonymous
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No.6529
>>6483
That's the plan but it's much easier if you have a wife to help. I live near a lot of hawks so the pen needs a roof and screen, and there may be other wild animals which would necessitate a dog to keep watch. But if I get a dog I don't want to neglect it by leaving it alone all day while at work.

Has anyone tried cooking beef heart or liver? I want to try out these recipes because my local market sells these for much cheaper than cuts of regular meat.
Anonymous
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No.6537
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Food availability. To think about it.
Anonymous
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No.6595
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I'm hungry and I want this.
Well crispy please.
Anonymous
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No.6596
6597
>nail large chicken cages to garden wall with little sunlight
>nail wooden troughs full of soil and plants to wall with a lot of sunlight
>chickens get space to roam freely while safe from predators
>drop worms into top of chicken cage
>chicken shit fertilizes garden
>chicken eggs feed man
>never have to worry about anything on the ground touching chickens
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No.6597
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>>6596
post ur chikun setup so I can critique it
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No.6598
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>>6597
where do I put chickun cage
Anonymous
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No.6752
6754
Alright guys you can upgrade steaks (any meat) from harder to more tender.
Marinate in buttermilk either powdered or liquid before cooking or after cooking.
It just works.
Better than restaurants' steaks.
A reference video
[YouTube] I soaked steaks in BUTTERMILK and this happened! [Embed]

I tried after cooking and it turned out more tender. Marinated for roughly a week (about six days) in a very cold refrigerator.
Anonymous
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No.6754
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>>6752
>Better than restaurants' steaks.
YAY!
Anonymous
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No.6755
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>>6598
put chicken roost between berries and taters. chikins will poop on taters; free fertilizer.
Anonymous
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No.6791
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1686469640.mp4 (1.2 MB, Resolution:272x480 Length:00:00:40, ARE YOU EATING FAKE CHEESE.mp4) [play once] [loop]
ARE YOU EATING FAKE CHEESE.mp4
Fake cheese.
Anonymous
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No.6792
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>>6791
I like the fake cheese
Anonymous
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No.6793
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>>6792
That's the infamous American Cheese. The Swiss one still melts tough.
Anonymous
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No.6794
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>>6793
Swiss is better, but sometimes the perfect thing a burg needs is the classic american cheese
Anonymous
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No.6833
making breakfast in a miniature kitchen.gif
Yummy.
Anonymous
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No.6908
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>Raw Milk
We are so back.
Anonymous
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No.6909
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>>6908
What are the actual benefits of drinking raw milk? I know it can be an immuno booster by effectively training your body against infection, but is there anything else? I've had it before, although personally don't see the value in regularly consuming a commodity that's a bit of a chore to find and doesn't keep long.
I'm not a big milk-drinker in the first place though.
Anonymous
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No.6910
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>>6909
>>6908
Pardon, what I meant to ask was what are the benefits of cooking with raw milk?
Butter: Keep on keeping on.
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>>6794
Classic american cheese is not fake cheese
>>6911
You make it sound easy, I should try that some time
>>6912
Nice! thanks
Anonymous
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>>6913
>Classic american cheese is not fake cheese
Classic is the keyword here. The current industrial American Cheese is the hallmark of the real FAKE cheese.
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No.6964
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Let us consider honey and its miraculous properties.
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No.6979
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No.7013
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>>7012
I needed an idea for something to cook for dinner tonight and I think I will try this. Will post results.
Anonymous
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No.7014
>>7012
Important to note that margarine tends to have a lot more troons fats.
Anonymous
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No.7015
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>>7012
>>7013
This was bretty gud. For mine I used olive oil for frying and ground turkey for the meat and some kind of store-brand Mexican seasoning for the chili powder. Came out good and I was able to prep meals for the next couple of nights. Sauce came out a bit runny, I will probably use either less water or more cheese next time. Good recommendation, thanks anon.
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No.7017
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>>7015
>ground turkey
Sorry for pilling on you anon but a bit of common sense is due.
What is the thing with that bird? That meat tastes awful and its texture is an affront to the culinary arts. Nothing better than the universal and old known chicken.
Anonymous
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No.7018
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>>7017
I forgot the meme.
Anonymous
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No.7019
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>>7016
Chili-Mac isn't pasta pasta. Not like most Italian cuisine, it's spaghetti western Tex-Mex.
And that's fine.
Texas Chili usually cheese as the finishing topping. The recipe reverses that, and strips everything to the bare minimum.
Maximizing what is there to have a similar flavor profile to Chili with Macaroni and Cheese.
>>7012
Nice layout for the recipe. Good job.
>>7017
Thanksgiving. Also many people enjoy or are indifferent to turkey meat, it's decent enough to work with.
Anonymous
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No.7020
7021
>>7017
I've got nothing against chicken or turkey, I usually use one or the other whenever I need meat for something. I will also sometimes slow-cook a pork or beef roast but that takes longer.

>>7019
>Chili-Mac isn't pasta pasta. Not like most Italian cuisine, it's spaghetti western Tex-Mex.
>And that's fine.
This. It's basically just mac and cheese with some meat thrown in. We're not trying to win Iron Chef here, this is just a quick cheap meal that's easy to make.
Anonymous
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No.7021
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>>7012
>>7020
It's a fine dish regardless anon. A bit of oregano and garlic does sound like a great addition tho. Thanks for sharing the recipe, it's great for beginners.
Anonymous
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No.7022
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No.7025
1696044398.mp4 (2.8 MB, Resolution:640x360 Length:00:01:08, lots of coffee_EDIT.mp4) [play once] [loop]
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On the relative usefulness of recipes.
Anonymous
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Can you smell the butter of the ultimate croissant?
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Anonymous
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No.7055
>>7049
I wish some anon with a big oven would try to match those pastries.

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