ITT we share wisdoms that we have gleaned through our own experiences with our fellow Anons, that they might live a better life. I'll start:
NEVER ask a question unless you are %100 that you want to know the answer. Whatever happens, you literally asked for it, so you better be damn sure you really wanted to know. Remember this and it will help you with friends, family, lovers, and even children. Live your life by it.
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>dodging the question
I've told you repeatedly that I was just treating the subject matter with the level of seriousness it deserved; none whatsoever. That's why I made that silly post that caused you to sperg and bring up Nigel.
>How is my joke comparable to your 'joke' of shoving ants up your dick?
They're comparable because both are stupid, absurd jokes. Mine just happened to be sillier and funnier, given the reaction it elicited. Do you want me to debate you on the semantics of humor? Comparing ant bites to rape is silly and forcing ants down one's cock to blast minorities with is just a few steps more absurd.
>doing his damndest to avoid acknowledging that you may have jumped the gun, or that your interest in coming after me
I didn't wander in here with the explicit intention of "coming after you". It's just that your posting style and passionate love of Nigel stand out. This isn't some weird autistic grudge playing out over ant rape and cumming ants at niggers.
>Citation
Don't be coy. You do this all the time and anyone who's been here for any amount of time has seen it. I'm not the first one to point this out.
>Is that a tacit admission that I WAS right, that he was precisely where I said he would be?
I didn't enter this whole ordeal until I made that joke that you accused him of making. My post had nothing to do with him and we wouldn't even be talking about him if you didn't feel the need to bring him up.
>get me for SOMETHING at LAST
...And I would have gotten away with it, too! If only it wasn't for your clever wit and, presumably, smouldering good looks that totally pwnd me! Get real kek there's petty and then there's whatever this is.
>And. Im. Right. 99%. Of. The. Time.
You are, but you constantly agonizing over Niggel is almost as annoying as his posts. He's easily ignored. Tongue my anus, nigger.
>>5422>moving goalpostsPottery
>I didnt wander in here with the explicit intention [...] its that your posting styleSo, implicit then? 2nd degree intent?
>Dont be coyNo u. Cite an example, and Ill illustrate how you're misphrasing or misframing it to appear to have a leg to stand on. Ill gladly speak to every post Ive made, and destroy your posturing in the process.
>you brought him upSpeculation in absence of evidence. I could speculate that this whole thing could have been avoided if you hadnt decided to make a ridiculous and off the wall 'parody' of the joke. Which unlike your position bears out with evidence. Unlike you however, I know that speculation is spurious and immaterial, so I dont. Youll get the memo eventually.
>whatever this isYou really should ask yourself, if you havent figured it out yet. Not that you have shown the reasoning ability, but Im an optimist so I say go for it.
>Yiu are r8ghtVery GOOD! You're making progress! Now, since you've been "paying attention", can you tell the class WHY I do so?
(Yes, that was an invitation. What will you choose? Intellectual honesty, or more pithy insults and characterizations that illustrate YOU, no matter how hard you try to assert that its 'me'?)
>jeopardy music playinghttps://youtu.be/Yuu2_ATAY1w>funnier >>5423>moving goalpostsPot meet kettle.
My point is that you're just as annoying as Nigel, even when you rightfully shit on him. Funny that you accuse me of moving the goalpost when you dance around every point like a nigger that just got its food stamps. I don't care if you're right about his posts because yours are just as annoying. No, I'm not slogging through every thread marked by your presence and assembling evidence that your nubs are behind those posts just to prove a point that everyone here already knows.
>can you tell the class WHY I do so?Because bitching about Niggel shitting up threads while you do the same seems to be your past time, which is gay.
>>5424>as annoying as Nigel>yours are just as annoying>annoying 2xBoy, couldnt wait to get that out could ya?
Oh wait, this is serious.
Oh no, are you saying you dont LIKE me? After all we've been through?
Credit for your halfhearted honesty though. The real crux is simply that; you dont like me, recognized my posts, and decided to try and give me what for. Howd that work out for ya?
I trust you'll be quick to go back and acknowledge all the posturing and deflection you were just doing? No?
>point that everyone here already knowsYou mean that 'if Nigel can smear shit across the board/thread then I will do likewise, and if you dont like it, maybe he shouldnt be smearing shit across the board/thread'?
>>5425This getting less amusing and more tedious as it goes on. You have the coherence of a babbling mental patient. I'm getting tired of trying to hammer the simple points into your head only to have you try to shift to conversation.
> The real crux is simply that; you dont like me, recognized my posts, and decided to try and give me what forI don't think anyone likes you, dip shit. The only reason you and Nigel are tolerated is because this site is a dead meme that the moderation just doesn't want to put down by hammering retards like you two. Throw another one of your hissy fits and threaten to stop posting news articles. See who cares.
>and if you dont like it, maybe he shouldnt be smearing shit across the board/thread'?Yes, because I'm responsible for the behavior of others. You think like a fucking paranoid woman. I can see how you were too incompetent to even be a moderator on a Mongolian basket weaving forum.
What I like has no bearing on either you or niggel shitting everything up. I'm honestly starting to think you're so combative and unfunny because you enjoy the attention that you get from other anons so much that just can't help yourself. I should know better than to engage you, yet you always find a new lowly way to be insufferable.
Go ahead and tik out another schizophrenic reply with your stumps, retard. I'm going to start treating you with the same level of respect you deserve. I'd make you my Nigel until you either stop posting, cut off too many fingers to post, or stop being so unbearably obtuse and retarded, but you'd probably just feed off the attention. I'll keep giving it to you until you finally get bored and fuck off.
>>5426Thats the difference between us. For me this has been tedious since the beginning, yet you still cant admit you made a mistake. Spin things however makes you happy, your reasoning ability is on full display. If I seem incoherent, I must apologize for using a post 3rd grade writing style, it takes skill and nuance to grasp my prose. Im sure youll get there someday, I believe in you.
Seriously, you decided to make a stand cuz you didnt like a joke. Who's behaving like a woman? And yet you still expect me to take as credible anything you say? What's more, observe our demeanor. Ive asked you to validate all of your snark, all of your salt, whereas you have opted to throw out names, characterizations, and contempt from the very beginning. Cuz you didnt like my joke. Its plainly obvious who is bent, and who is defending themselves against an unreasonable imposition.
Go ahead! Call what Im doing a "hissy fit" or "sperging" or "half a dozen rants". Keep saying it; eventually, like a leftist you'll believe your own lies.
>Yes, because I'm responsible for the behavior of others.Now apply that thinking. You really think you're going to change my behavior, while insisting that someone else's behavior isnt your responsibility? You seem divided in your own mind, alas you cant have it both ways.
>I should know better than to engage youThats the most astute thing you've said this whole exchange. Let me reiterate more simply.
Dont start none, wont be none>Im going to start treating you with the respect you deserveOh, youve been respectful thus far? Curious.
>unbearably obtuse and retardedPsychological transference is a bitch, good luck with that.
Since this is something of an advice thread, let me offer some.
>We criticize in others what we see in ourself
What this means is, every criticism, epithet, and slur you fling isnt directed at me, its directed at the 'me' you perceive, which is actually a reflection of yourself.
For the record, this is why I avoid needless insults; anything I could say (read: everything you've said) is a double-edged sword that cuts you far deeper than me, since your are vastly more familiar with you than you are with me.
I lost you again didn't I?
The simple version is, I know your taunts are spurious and based on a false impression, and that you're actually railing against your own perceived inadequacy.
First off, you're not inadequate, stop thinking that. Secondly, you should try arguing in good faith. Do you really think Im gonna be bothered by info I deliberately released to the site? C'mon man.
Everybody makes mistakes, and the ability to own up to them is a GOOD thing. You gotta laugh at yourself sometimes. And when you do, you'll be as unmoved by attempts to fling your mistakes in your face as I am.
>>5427>yet you still cant admit you made a mistake. Weapons grade projection.
>for using a post 3rd grade writing styleThat's an insult to third graders.
>Seriously, you decided to make a stand cuz you didnt like a joke. Literally you throughout this thread.
>Ive asked you to validate all of your snark, all of your salt, whereas you have opted to throw out names, characterizations, and contempt from the very beginning.We're arguing over a joke about cumming ants onto niggers that offended you so much you felt the need for all this. You have done absolutely nothing but be obtuse and pedantic as I half-heartedly engaged you. I've done nothing but be patient and have tolerated your noxious behavior, largely because the whole scenario amused me. By the way, the entire argument is over a subjective matter of comedic taste. How that's beyond you is puzzling. I made my point clear repeatedly, yet you just keep spewing out diversions and regurgitating the same rhetoric like a broken toy.
>You really think you're going to change my behavior, while insisting that someone else's behavior isnt your responsibility?Again, we get more of your usual, nonsensical claptrap. How are either of these things contradictory? You argue like you're demented. Just sit and read what you just wrote.
You aren't my responsibility no matter how affected you are by my posts. There's your dose of >"spoon-feeding".
>shitting up the Wisdoms thread
For shame.
>>5431Not my intention, and I accept fault for not taking it to the pub.
>>5431>>5433Are y'all gonna beat a dead hoers, or are ya gonna post wisdoms to counteract? Be the change.
>>5434It's fine poner. I was just shitposting.
You're no "Free Thinker" if you only think what Paid "Thinkers" tell you to.
>>5737Yup. And they are free thinkers because the TV told them so.
https://youtu.be/gh87OVCYY_gIntroversion explained by an introvert
https://youtu.be/Z11ygYzcDQwExcerpted from one of Jordan Peterson's lectures in a series
OP, I recognize that these posts do not exactly align with the posted intent of this thread; if desired I will desist.
Exclusively posting nonsense when replying to obvious bots might fuck with them and pollute the data they use.
>>5986Perhaps, but it might encourage more bot posting if their use is based on number of replays.
>>5988Who would run a bot on numerous sites at once and determine which sites are worth running that bot on based on replys?
>>5989A contractor working for the glowniggers who needs to justify the paycheck.
>>5990If a JIDF shill got hundreds of comments mocking him he'd still get paid, taking money away from the jews, right?
>>6422>boomerPhysical punishment has always worked wonders, specially on spoiled brats.
>>6423It's still a faceberg style boomer meme, regardless of the sentiment.
My advice: The shopping carts at walmart are free. You can just take them, nobody cares. The same thing goes for ducks at the park. You can hit up Wally world for the cart, walk to the park, snatch some ducks, and make off like a bandit.
>>6424The pens at the banks are also free.
>>6424>It's still a faceberg style boomer meme, regardless of the sentiment.Ahem. This is the wisdom thread.
>>6430Also I can't wait to post this Applejack.
Meh, I couldn't find the boomer shim pic. You win for now.
Your habits decide your future.
Appreciation for the little things today we have.
>>190>>6231Two pieces of advice I recently had to reckon with after....more frustration and anger than the tasks merit. But asking those questions knowing the answer is something you're not going to like, then reasoning it out so as to make it easier to confront, seems to aid the process. Conversations with yourself where you concede on the hard points and ask what should be done to resolve them really help.
Thank you poners for keeping this thread alive so long, it's a keeper, even with the faceberg memes.
>>6814>Thank you poners for keeping this thread alive so long, it's a keeper, even with the faceberg memes.Just FYI, 90% of this bread was posted by me.
>>6815Like I said, thank you.
Even if a sizeable chunk of the pics are more bottom-texty than rage comics.Also, everyone keep the wisdom in Office Space close to heard.
I'm a horse...its really not that big of a deal...
>>6829Reddit coal unfit to heat a German's house
Learning without practicing.
>>6421If you need to hit your kid, you don't have the brains or charisma. Your kid doesn't respect you as a father figure.
>>6989>modern education>zoomer dares to speakNo intention for smearing but to give you awareness on that unhinged take. Yours is a pampered utter degenerate culture I would say.
>>6421I don't really believe in this. Ig, it happens regardless what people think about it and maybe it can during certain circumstances be necessary. But in general I think, it shouldn't be needed if you have a good relationship with your child, which I think you can get by loving them.
>>6992If the woman in the video is their mom, I feel like she must have failed them earlier in her fostering of them. Also, doubt that these woman changed their minds just because they got hit when the rest of society will back up their promiscious ways.
Just my two cents.
>>190I got a few.
-- Avoid holding self help as a commandment, a dogma, or an immutable rule. The world is a lot more complex than people make it out to be, and holding things to be absolute will only cause suffering.
-- Your body is like a government budget; use it or lose it.
-- Most of the time, those who cause suffering are suffering from something themselves. It doesn't change how much of a cunt they are, though.
-- People are really good at knowing that a problem exists, but more often than not, they are terrible at figuring out where and what the problem actually is.
-- Projection is not just a trait of the mentally-ill, it is a very human trait. If you become aware of this, you can figure out just how deep your thoughts and habits go.
-- Quotes and works tell you more about people, the lives they lived, and their opinions on life, rather than about life itself. Only divinity and nature can teach you about life itself.
>>192I'd like to offer my take on this:
-- Nothing is truly free. If someone gives you something for free, either they're looking for appreciation, they're looking to get space back, or they're looking to get something out of you.