>Location: Canada (Quebec). Presumed Montreal, as that is the location of his precious McDonalds. The beast was birthed in Laval though, at least according to his own testimony.
>Overview: Seb is an fat fuck high-school dropout who is as of now twenty years old. His first language is French, which soon becomes apparent when you look at the horribly translated captions on most of the images. His art is atrocious, and he typically responds to any sort of genuine criticism with hostility, along with pretty much anything else his French-Canadian autist brain can't comprehend but can still perceive as a personal attack. The sad thing is that the mods on Derpibooru will defend Seb because of their own progressive agendas.Seb has as of now removed all of his art from derpibooru and his base of operations has moved to deviantart. Seb enjoys practically every cartoon, regardless of quality. You will see equal amounts of fanart on his various accounts for decent cartoons like MLP as you will for unwatchable Cartoon Network garbage. Seb smells awful, as an alleged classmate has attested to (unconfirmed, but extremely likely to be someone who attended his school). Seb has also complained about people not wanting to be around him because of his odor, and in many photos of him in public you can see other people giving him a decent amount of distance. Interests include: >Corporate entities >Cum inflation >Possible diapers (Roleplaying in such a manner and some images of characters drawn in them, though to be fair the characters are supposed to be young.) >R63 versions of his own character (Might be a good indication of a budding tranny complex.) >Collecting stupid fucking lanyards >Anthro >Likely to be a furfag >Confirmed to idolize Chris-chan >Pedophilia? (Befriending derpibooru artist Rainbow Eevee who is as likely around 14 years old, drawing art of fillies in compromising positions and possibly some foalcon on derpibooru. If someone wants to check the Rome archive of derpi it would be appreciated.) >Bringing about the autist singularity by befriending almost every random pony autist on Facebook >Being angry at Anonymous, Anon and Filly Anon :^) >Threatening people who laugh at his shitty artwork with death >Stealing drinks in the most disgusting way possible (collecting large drink cups from fast food trash cans, washing them out in the bathroom, and filling them up at the soft drink dispensers) >Stealing items from other stores (admitted but then refuted in a 'dindu nuffin' sort of fashion)
>RainbowEevee-DA, I love you very much and you should love me too because now you can use my OCs and PonySeb 2.0 as long as you want and also my second gift is: you will have the chance to be my new pet like PonySeb 2.0!
This. I know that he uses google to translate his texts, but this sounds extremely inappropriate. I'm just glad that RE lives half of the globe away from him
>>15553 That's pretty fucked up, yeah. Does this girl have any form of social media we could contact? Any way to get in touch with her parents? Sometimes kids don't know what's best for them, but Seb is bad fucking news.
>>15572 Seb fucking Purple magic, it's a reference to >>15253 → where he said that his ocs can be killed infinitely because they'll just come back to life. Then this edit >>15256 → was made, resulting in the OP image later being made.
>>15579 He's done another one with Ponyseb. Remember to click on the image itself before saving so deviantart will give you the full-sized version. It doesn't matter with garbage like this of course, but if there's something he posts with a fuck ton of text it could be crucial that we get the maximum size. Also noticed that he reuploaded it to DA with the snot removed, so clearly he's taking some of our advice.
>>15590 From what I understood, DA is using 3 images per upload. Low-res preview, hi-res preview and source. Source can be got only using download button, and source is bigger than hi-res: 1670x2538 vs 1280x1950
5/7/2019 is the date that Seb joined derpibooru and entered all of our lives, and since we're about a month out I figured it'd be a good time to mention it to give everyone time to prepare. Despite the fact that he has not improved at all over the course of almost a year, has handed out death threats, stolen and generally made a fool of himself, I think we ought to 'celebrate' this historic date and prepare some fresh OC for everyone's viewing pleasure. I still have my kazoo handy, and would happily lend my 'excellent' singing abilities to an effortpost or two.
>>15624 To be fair, many bronies are furries. But a hyperpreg fox with human breasts is... eugh. >>15616 >has not improved at all Made me realize that the few improvements he made are gone. His muted color scheme and new cutie mark (whether this was an improvement is under debate, but it was definitely a change that he reversed) are both gone. If Seb would like to offer input, we'll be watching, but my guess is that he decided to reverse his changes because the "haters" from Derpi are no longer watching him. Seb, that's not how criticism works.
>>15686 What I find weird about this wiki is that in the popular pages section, the top one isn't even Rainbow Eevee related but on some artist named Hsu Amity.
Also I'm intrigued by the contributors to the page since it appears to not be just RE doing the pages and a few of these accounts aren't recently made as well
>>15692 >>15693 This is most likely due to her content appearing on the YouTube Kids app that parents shove on their kids to keep them quiet for an hour. It tends to just autoplay videos that have the right key words and her channel is filled with content based on kids TV shows
If I would give her any advice I'd first of all say stay the fuck away from Seb and the inflation weirdos but second I'd say look into monitising that channel since you'd get a considerable haul of ad revenue from those viewer numbers. I know it's not her property she is using but if China made channels can get monitised for just uploading footage of Mario Party minigames, then she surely can
>>15694 >Hsu Amity Oh fuck, her... She is from Taiwan, and her "art" quality and skill consistency rivals CwC. But more importantly she managed to pump 7588+ images on DB in span of two years. Most of them are shipping Tempest to Spring Rain, Glitter Drops and Twilight, some weird obsession with life jackets, and more recently Paw Partol, thanks to Rainbow Eevee. First two images were made last year, last - yesterday
>>15697 I find it funny that when he had every opportunity to rightfully copy and paste the same drawing over and over on top of the next, he didn't. Every character drawn is a retarded waste of his time.
Seb, I think it'd be pretty cool if you drew a four panel comic where Mr. S enters a hospital in the firt panel, talks to the receptionist in the second, talks to a doctor in the third, and then arrives at a bed where Ponyseb 2.0 is lying in it crying. It wpuld make my day if you would draw this.
>>15728 I dont understand why hes interested in mpreg stuff now but it probably has to do with the fact that the deviant art community has a fuck ton of creeps with weird fetishes Also Im pretty sure he has a new facebook page that he uses, whether this is to try and throw us off or if he just forgot his password is up in the air I dont like how he interacts with the lime jade person on facebook, because Im 80% sure that its a young girl (or maybe shes just retarded I dont know) Heres an exclusive pic of boomerang beauty getting ready to fart into sebs mouth dont ask how I got it
>>15749 >Light TSA I suppose Seb would be first on the list to check for plastic explosive in his rolls of fat. >smelling good or bad Seb... >What she hates >Filly Anon See pic. >Homeless people I find it especially despicable that Seb would hate those less fortunate than he who don't have an income-cushion of two sad parents who support his degeneracy. Sure, quite a few of them a druggie niggers, but with Corona-chan bending the world over backwards there are a lot of good people who have lost the ability to pay rent...
aparently facebook in an attempt to show they care about people during the outbreak (they dont) added a care emoji, and seb is extremely confused and angered by it, he doesnt get what its purpose is and if anyone uses it on his posts he takes it as an insult
This image was uploaded to derpibooru. Commonly, artist upload only can be circumvented by the tag being added after upload, but in this case it would appear that Seb's artist tag was attached to begin with. Does Didgeree own Seb's art? In any case, it's all very obviously traced.
Seb, c'est pour vous. Il est temps que vous appreniez à devenir un guerrier pour la liberté de votre peuple. Mort à la tyrannie britannique. Un Québec libéré est dû. >Démocratie Participative S05E18: "Le Graal amoureux" https://www.bitchute.com/video/ujjsM2r7pIAq
>Jedidiah Cudby - unconfirmed autism (but likely), has list of rules with 16 points, 11 of which are "No bully me" and a curious one "Don't call me a creepy pedophile, just be nice to me OK?" https://www.deviantart.com/jedidiahcudby
>JoastudiousX - confirmed autism (Aspergers), probably closest of them all to be called an artist (still terrible though, and has fat/expansion fetish) https://www.deviantart.com/joastudiosx
>Alex-K - confirmed autism, in passive-aggressive manner tries to get money from people to become a full-time web comic artist and to leave his shitty family and live on his own (which is actually pretty good, but he ignores a simple fact that he can not draw) https://www.deviantart.com/alexk-studios
>brillyskchakan1cv2 - unconfirmed autism (but VERY likely), either kid or autistic, ms-painty/circle tool "art" and he also has a "inside the body" fetish (I had no idea this existed until now) https://www.deviantart.com/brillyskchakan1cv2
>>15820 >No Spanish people Pretty sure Seb just committed a hate crime under Canadian law. You are fucked Seb, your country isn't any longer yours, but it belongs to the Chinese, Africans, and yes, Spanish people too. Enjoy tolerance and the multicultural enrichment, you bigot. I hope you die in jail, you fat racist faggot.
>>15840 >Steals important information KEK. >>15842 Despicable, mlpol is a place where people from all over the world can come together and discuss their hatred for niggers and jews. Tampering aside, why do you think he hates Tirek so much? Every other item on the list has associated and documented incidents but that one.
>>15886 Oh. Oooh I haven't noticed that. Happens that I have some common friends with him and they added me on their hugbox.
I just wanted to point out the fact this mongolian is volunteering, working for free, at McDonald's. I never seen such a bootlicker, he loves the McDonald's brand. I know a lot of retards but this one is peak retarded. So since he insists, I will spend more time here~<3
>>15889 >volunteering, working for free, at McDonald's I have no idea what to say, but lemme just clear a few things up. Volunteering is for things that are genuinely needed and do some sort of good to the world. Like cooking for the homeless, except you hate homeless people and probably can't cook real food. If you volunteer for a for-profit company, you are wasting your time and giving greedy corporate free labor. You're not helping people either, just destroying their health. Only an idiot would genuinely, voluntarily work for big corporate for free. McDonald's doesn't care about anyone. They just want money.
>>15891 How is that even legal or possible in Canada? If even he had a job that'd keep him busy and give this mass of flesh a purpose in life or something.
>>15890 He's just an absolute retard, and retards of this kind are absolute cucks. That's just a level of retardation I discovered that day. Of course, I respect volunteering, helping people and all, but from the little chat I had with that case, he does work for a billion dollar corporation for while, >for free. Yes he get gifts, he brags about his "gifts" and brings everything back to his "autism"
He's not an autist, autists can think by themselves at least. He's a retard, which is different.
>>15889 >I just wanted to point out the fact this mongolian is volunteering, working for free, at McDonald's. Normally I would condemn it, but we are talking about Seb. It wouldn't be far-fetched that because he needs to socialize and to leave home he took that job, even for free.
>>15694 That reminds me This content upload speed is insane but it could be beaten. What if we >came up with a dumb name and a new OC >one that doesn't obviously scream "mlpol" like Aryanne does, but hints at that >drew a SHITLOAD of art of said character >flooded Derpibooru with said art >laughed as faggy "e-celeb" bronies on Derpibooru get butthurt over some new OC completely surpassing their OC's number of uploads The art would have to be gathered in one thread then uploaded by one user to avoid arousing suspicion. It would be suspicious if 30 different IPs were obviously sharing the same account. But if 30 different people were all "making fanart of their new favourite pony", it would seem believable. I nominate anyone but me to be the uploader and artist. My art looks like shit, it wouldn't be believable.
>>15891 >>15892 >>15893 Lots of cities and municipalities have a "put your potato to work" program. Ostensibly its about giving the potato purpose, meaning, and social interaction,.... but yeah it's basically free labor >>15895 Nigel, please
>>15898 Isn't that the point? Also, he obviously does look like it so it should come to no surprise, see pic: >>15847 >>15902 >being well behaved >even if it's very painful at the anus That's a good quote
>>15896 >put your potato to work Tbh it's better than keeping them in high school which has to be one of the dumbest ideas of all time. Still, McDonald's is the worst possible choice for "meaning" and "social interaction" since for others it's either a gateway gig or the last resort for gender studies majors. Not to mention that tards shouldn't be in a kitchen at all; the Army's tests concluded that those under an IQ of 90 are an active detriment for anything but the most menial work.
>>15898 They don't belong anywhere on the internet without a handler.
>>15895 That's basically Anonfilly, though. Your idea is the art equivalent of forcing a meme. There's no long-term point to keep drawing an OC whose only attribute is "lul edgypone"
"Volunteering for McDonald's" Yes it's a thing! This absolute mong explained, he goes there everyday, take the trash out, clean the tables, does all the shit for free, because he likes McDonald's. He still pays for his food. Yes, you heard it right. He's out of the institution most of the time so restaurant chains does that, "gimme retards we will integrate them!" and to the retard "do you like McDonald's?" and of course he will go "hrrrr" happily.
>>15898 Not completely disabled, there's a lot of retards out there, most are not annoying or worth being lulzcows - Ponyseb, here; claims everyone who hate him are all about his «autism».
For fucks's sake, the majority of the fandom are fucking autists. Having a mental condition is one thing, but if we judge the individual, and not the mental condition, which here are not relateable, this is indeed decent to expose this guy's behavior.
>>15907 Yes in a sense, that helps them having something to do, but I have no idea how it works in Canada, here the rules are a bit similar, there's CAT ( centre d'adaptaton au travail) where the disabled learns to work, but they are paid, even if they have someone to manage their money.
>>15908 Got me at first, but the thread happened on december while Liam's post is from may. Guess you don't like him.
>>15914 I heard it was a Nazi who discovered Autism. If that's true, it would explain why Jews have tried so hard to shoehorn 500,000+ symptoms and deficiency into what autism/aspergers "Is" and "should be" making the term into a useless umbrella term for unrelated symptoms of retardity ensuring that any "autistic club" is likely to be mostly comprised of mouthbreathing tards, the disabled, and rare "autistic as fuck" smart kids who waste their smarts on obsessions with shite like Thomas the Tank Engine and MLP and Pokemon. It would also explain why the jews try so hard to propagandize autists and turn them into trannies. And explain why so many lefty faggots say "I'm autistic i swear! i'm a girl and i like video games and comics (and want them both burned and changed) so I must be autistic!" Anyway, anyone else here have any other theories to explain why the jews try so hard to ruin and jew autism as a concept?
>>15917 Imagine if there was a day, once a year, where we all celebrate the day you got butthurt at me and stayed butthurt forever. Fanart could be drawn with Anonfilly and Aryanne and Leslie Fair and the Right Wing Safety Squad wishing you a happy butthurt-day. And then every year, the characters could look less enthusiastic and supportive of your vendetta against the "eternal Nigel". Or more characters could get involved with each year to laugh at you. I don't recall the exact date I pissed you off. Can you tell me what it is, so I know what to put in my Calendar?
>>15920 No, Nigel, that's the sad thing. You aren't a newfag, you've been here for fucking years and yet you refuse to actually learn the fucking community conduct of this site. >>15919 You're a based newfag, being pissed at Nigel's redditfaggotry means you're on the right track.
>>15919 You're pissed? Imagine how tired I am of this. 3 years of irrational butthurtitude. Nothing I can say or do will mend his bothered behind. That's why he keeps his personal attacks on me so vague, and why he's so fond of mentioning past events out of context. In his mind, he's got some kind of justification. I just wish he had the balls to type it out openly on an anonymous horse porn and politics forum.
>>15923 Shit, sorry bro. You win some, you lose some. >>15922 Ask any fucking mod and he'll tell you that there have been tens of people fucking with you over the lifespan of this site. >>15918 Mhm, because there are certainly other people on your side who would be willing to take time out of their day to draw art in support of mlpol's favorite reddittard, nigel.
>>15925 Eventually, you will recognize that you are being ridiculous. You'll stop. You'll start this shit again in the next thread you think I post in. I live in your head rent-free, and it's pretty empty.
>>15926 Eventually, you will recognize that you're being a cuck. You'll never stop because you're in too deep at this point and negative attention is all that you can garner in your sad, Britcuck life. You'll whine in the next thread some other Anon or I calls you out in. We live in your head rent-free, and it's pretty empty.
>>15916 Jä! Hans Aspergers was Ein Nazi! Also, all this reeing apart ITT I must say it's true that everything and anything is now and has always been put under the "autism" umbrella, all kind of abnormal childhood behaviors out of uncontrollable movement, repetitive movements, deep retardation, or unhealty obsession, even being a smartass or a big nerd with higher IQ is now often called autism. While it's really different kinds of retardation. None of them really are Rain Man.
So instead of telling your retarded child he is retarded, «Behhold, my autist!» While clearly, they really are retards, with malfunctional genome in the parents, and possible inbreeding of a certain degree, and a thousands of environmental factors, like drinking and smoking weed during pregnancy, taking drugs, eating soy-filled shit, or ruining your child's brain with "vaccines" filled with aluminium or mercury.
These are the factors that creates a surplus of these retards. As shown in the social networks, these are getting more and more numerous.
Trannies, retards, people with learning disability, slow people.
Just please don't assimilate smart people or asocial people in this bullshit spectrum, there is a thing going on, and still, we'd need a whole thread to trace back the epistemology of the wave of retardation we are undergoing today.
>>15927 >projecting literally you are the only one who attacks me every time you see me in a new thread. I don't bring up your glimmerniggery. You start fights with me because I'm not interested in you and I don't want anything to do with you. Only a newfag would fall for your bullshit for a single second. I just want a quiet life. You're still mad and you'll stay mad forever.
>>15929 Actually, it's usually me who gets on your case, because you love derailing threads with completely irrelevant shit like your thoughts about autism. And the fact that you think anyone who criticizes you in any way is a glimmerfag, and your refusal to own up to a multitude of transgressions against the site. I mean, I can't delete your shit outright, but its tiresome having to clean up after you. But anyway, yeah this is a different anon entirely >inb4 commie discord conspiracy wtfe
>>15930 >my transgressions against the site jesus christ can you open a portal so I can experience a week inside your head? I want to see what else is topsy turvy in there. Do you want me to threaten to post the archived copy of the old thread in which you beg moderators for a Janitor role, promising it'll stop the Glimspam you and your discord friends started back then? dumb commie, it's easy to tell that it's you because who else would be mad at me for foiling a commie raid on this site?
>>15931 >Anybody who disagrees with me is a commie, it couldn't possibly be because I'm really fucking annoying, I derail interesting threads, and I'm a retard who knows nothing about the proper conduct of online debate. Anyways, back to Sebology. The key lanyard arc seems to be in the rising action.
>>15932 Oh good you're done and we're getting back to the thread topic now What's up with his Lanyard obsession? Fucker can't really have that many, that's insane. Ask him to show pictures of his lanyard collection.
As has Chris-chan, Seb has seemingly also become interested in the horrible and obnoxious TF2 analysis community, the very name of which spits on TF2 and the definition of analysis itself. If you want some really funny awful content, look up "TF2 analysis in real life".
>>15935 They're faggy "Pony Analysers" who felt important 7 years ago and decided to do low-effort TF2 content when pony pseudointellectualism stopped guaranteeing views. The "Brony fandom" is full of manchildren with a crippling need to feel comforted, accepted, and validated. So if you pretend the obvious writing used in the opening scene of Party Of One is actually masterfully deep and subtle writing while pointing out what most bronies actually missed, they'll suck your cock and call you a genius. The "Analysis community" still pretends they're pony content creators even though literally all they ever do is make low-IQ TF2 content. "Harr harr, did you ever notice that the Demoman drinks a lot of booze?" is comedy i guess
>>15925 I love the job prank idea. Makes me want to make the cringiest resumes and use pole-emploi.fr to make it official; and seal anyone from getting a job by using mass mailing and the best motivational letter. On these persons' behalf!
Hello I am a guy who is pompous as fuck, I list my fetish, political views, and sexuality ,here is my facebook/twitter page.
>>15957 What if you made Seb a resume and sent it to the McDonalds he volunteers at asking for a real job? It might get him fired. It might get him a real job and turn his life around. Or you could show him those "mcdonalds is poison and it uses fake meat and 400 pounds of soy!" sites to make him hate mcdonalds
>>15978 Seriously what if Seb saw those "McDonalds is poison!" videos/sites? Would he still love McDonalds so much if he knew what REALLY went into those patties? He might even throw his McDonalds Lanyards into a bin in protest.
>>15977 Given the fact that Seb has stolen from stores and restaurants, I wouldn't be surprised if he's burying his nose deep in nigger ass right now. Somebody could ask him on da, might be funny. >>15981 >>15982 >what if >what if Careful, your unfunny reddit colors are showing. Different guy btw, stop shitting up the good threads and go back to reddit where your dick will be sucked like the faggot you are.
A few highlights (lowlights) from Seb's DA. I particularly like the third one, and think it has great potential as a reaction image with the addition of a bit of editing to make Seb more... anatomically accurate to his true form.
>>16024 Oof. That's an awful lot of vitriol to be directed at a literal potato. Maybe take a breather? Get some exercise? It's not a bad concept, but beating Seb's face into paste seems beneath even orange filly.
>>16026 >>16023 Wait, better yet, the Fugo's Math Class scene from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure pt5 but with PonySeb/that rainbow thing trying to do maths with Twilight, and Twilight stabbing a fork into Seb's face for getting maths wrong https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4amu151Z4I here's the scene animated, and the scene in manga/comic form is the picture I uploaded. Seb seeing his OC get a fork in the face will piss him off SO MUCH!
>>16056 >...my PonySeb 2.0 that I love you so much since a long time! Fucking kek, this grammer is so fucked up it's basically: "Me love you long time", but more verbose but in the worst way. Also is there any meaning that Seb has changed the background to a racecourse? I mean it's not like he's ever going to be at one with the amount of blubber on him
>>16058 Because he's accepted that Anonymous is more fit than he can ever be subconsciously, and that a track would be a logical challenge area. As anonfilly is beating his face into a bloody pulp while Anon laughs over his fat, broken, body; he dreams of this scenario. Yet, he cannot entirely purge the truth from his mind.
>>16086 >Thats quite a lot of hate for no reason guys >for no reason /mlpol/ appealed to reason and to his ego to improve his art and to be less than a disgusting faggot, but Seb's answer was contempt.
>>15569 French fag here Just to point out that the second image is barely even grammatically correct ,in english it would make sense but in french "vous regardez merveilleux" would say" you watch amazing" ,plus it's "vous" which if used to talk to someone would highlight in a formal or in a respected manner so, Or he is that stupid or he has a superiority complex and doesn't even reread his shit
>>16161 Nice digits. When you get right down to it, mlpol is one of the best things to happen to seb. Oh yes, hes had to endure all manner of verbal/psychological abuse. Welcome to the world of hazing, which even shaolin monks engage in. It's also brought him attention and a closer relationship with his associates, and a branching out attitude that will - whether its along our idea of where his art should go or not - will cause his art to evolve Cheers all around, and tto you Srb
>>16173 Does he not understand that "Anon" is a metaphor for everyone here, making him more numerous than the four different versions of Seb the fag put in that image? Why do he and his stand have such a malicious "Liberal watching a Conservative get swarmed" expression when just 2-3 random ponies are telling Anon to fuck off?