The ultimate question for this thread is what is more degenerate, mares with accurate horse genitals or with human vag? Personally for me I only go with true mare bits, if you are going to admire all of the beauty of a mare then it should be as Celestia intended
Also going to contribute with examples to examine in great and close detail
>>312186 Horse pussy is best pussy. >>312190 Women have roast beef vaginas. >>312210 Putting hairless monkey pussy holes on sexy mares is semi-anthro in both concept and design.
>>313796 It's funny but the leaf I talked about >>313136 had a green about a prince Anonymous getting together with princess Flurry that he never finished.
I'd thought I try to post greens here once everyday from now on. I just gotta keep my perfectionist from controlling me and accept that what I write might not be God's gift to litterature.
>Be Anon. >You're wearing an apron and a white chef's hat or as you degenerates like to say, ”Horsecock hat,” so it's in a way symbolic for what will happened in this story. >”There Anon, I'm ready,”chirpes, a high-pitched voice. >A pink mare bounce into the kitchen with her deeper pink mane and tail tied into bums. >She also wears a chef's hat which spends more time in the air than on her head. >As she touch-down next to you, she takes of her hat. >”What do you think of these bums, Nonny,” she says and for the briefest moment you think you hear her say,”I like yours,”and see her lick her upper lip and aim a look towards your groin. >But that moment is already over. >She place her hooves on your chest pull herself up to you and shove her mane-bum into you face. >Her normally, huge puffy mane have been slicked back into cotton candy like bum. >”Touch it. Touch it,”she encourages you and use one of her hooves to guide your hand to the bum. >You squeeze it a few times. >So soft. >So squishy. >She leans in and whispers, ”Do you like it.” >She pushes herself away from you. >You look into her half-lidded blue eyes. >Her face is just an inch or two from yours. >Your eyes widen a bit but you say nothing, What's the matter, Anon? Cat's got your tongue? >The moment is over and she steps down on her fours again. >It takes a little second before her energy resurges again. It was because you, yes, (you) were too much of a faggot to make a move on her; remember mares say no only in the begining... >Then she spins around and arch her back so her ass is pushed up. >She wiggles her plot in front of you.
>>315615 >Her bun slaps into her right cheek and then swíngs over in an arch to the other one. >Her ass cheeks roll like sand dunes across the dessert. >When her ass goes to the right, the flab of the right is stretched out to the right while the left cheek covers most of her pussy and poonut. >Then vice versa on the way to the left. >Then she starts do small skips on the spot. >The glutes maximus of her ass roll in, up, out and down in a circle. >Meanwhile, the fan-like bun is at it's highest point when the cheeks are the widest apart. >Her clitoris is revealed as her pussy expands to the sides and then the bottom end of it dips down for a moment. >You can feel you penis make a pull against your wear. >Your member is getting filled. >It still lies along your ballsack but you can feel a will, yet not fully developed but definetely there, to get erect.
Then I jerked off so this might actually not get completed. We'll see.
>>315863 On the contrary, the vast majority of marriages in human history were cousin based, and because being genetically closer to your spouse means your kids will be closer, we invest more into them. 3rd cousins have the most amount of kids, and they even mention lowering genetic homogeneity to lower birthrates. https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/02/080207140855.htm
Also, people way overestimate the harmful effects of incest, thanks again to kikeish media >While pregnancies from sex between first cousins do carry a small risk of birth defects, this risk is often exaggerated:[419] The risk is 5–6% (similar to that of a 40-year-old woman giving birth),[419][420] compared with a baseline risk of 3–4%.[420] The effects of inbreeding depression, while still relatively small compared to other factors (and thus difficult to control for in a scientific experiment), become more noticeable if isolated and maintained for several generations.[421] And once you get 2nd cousin there are basically no negatives https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_common_misconceptions#Human_sexuality
>>316065 >Jews push incest based porngraphy >Jews are only a distinct ethnic group because of inbreeding >Jews have more genetic disorders because of the massive genetic bottleneck >Every Ashkenazi jew is a 30th cousin >The Talmud normalizes incest >"Jews hate incest" You might be retarded.
>>315909 Imagine meeting someone less stupid than (((You))), goy.
>>316065 I have never stated this thread is degenerate, moron. What I did state is: "Incest is degenerate pro-kike garbage." Is your capability to comprehend somehow impaired? Do I have to explain simple words? Regardless of that, incest is an immoral 'religious practice' with zero positive end results. >sex between immediate family members which result in progeny are fine becuz muh pro-kike media source sez so! >links wikishit, a kike owned, run, and managed site to "confirm" above statement getaloadofthisfucktard.cam Genetic biology states otherwise. In specific there are 7 'distinct' populations which continue to show disproportionate plethoras of negative genetic defects due to consistent historical bottlenecks. Care to name them, or are you simply sidelining to prevent from getting called out?
>>316073 More like 10th since male children are expected to have marry and have sex with their sisters/mothers/daughters once per generation, depending on how rabbis interpret the various midrashes/midnashes. Which is hilarious since genetic studies on kikes have been consistently buried since 1984 to prevent goyim from learning the facts that over 40% of juden are stillbirths and there are OVER 80 chronic genetic diseases, not 31 (or 37, depending on 'source').
>>316292 >I have never stated this thread is degenerate, moron. And he never stated that either in his post, if you check. I said this thread is degenerate. Why? Because if the reasoning for why incest porn is degenerate because it endorses such behavoirs in real life than what does "horsefuckery" do? But even I didn't say that you stated that this thread was degenerate, which anyone here also can check. So it's extremely funny that you go on to say this: >Is your capability to comprehend somehow impaired? Do I have to explain simple words?
> Wikepedia is always wrong cause kike So I assume you think this entire wikipage: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skoptsy is bs and that this RusAnon >>314526 → was wrong in using it for his argument then, yes?
>>316325 >I said this thread is degenerate. Why? Because if the reasoning for why incest porn is degenerate because it endorses such behavoirs in real life than what does "horsefuckery" do? It came off a bit weird. Basically, I think all porn is degenerate because of a multitude of reasons. What I mean is that usually the argument is, that certain porn encourages irl acts of that kind. So if one where to use that argument to claim that incest is bad then what about horsefuckery?
>>319579 Well, there are two possible states here: either you are fapping, or you are not fapping. The only way to succeed at non-fap is to maintain the state of not fapping indefinitely. Thus, if you are fapping, you have by definition failed non-fap. What specifically you're fapping to doesn't really factor into it.
This is the only protection we have from the fools of the internet, e.g. woman. Thusly, I, a knight of horsepussy, makes this humble but not meager offering.
So we have a lot of horse pussy, I think it time to have a foal pussy dump. The little ones need some love too after all. Anatomically correct of course though
>>324300 No, actually forget that post. I was trying to suggest that instead of complaining you should be the change yourself but now when I think about it that might not be the only solution. While it is definitely part of it, there miht be other ways to prompt pony posting.
Seriously though, does anyone know what happened to that Leaf who wrote porn between Anon and different poners on this board? I'm a bit concerned. Does anyone know if he is still alive? Does he visit /mlp/, I know he had written there before and that he had a pastebin. Is there some update on anyone of them that would indicated that he's still around?
>>324427 I know he took a long internet break at some point before he was last seen on the board so it's possible that he just stopped browsing the web but still.
>>325031 It's disgusting. /mlp/ is even worse and I hate it. People who like foalcon are chomos and I feel no sympathy for them. I just want to fuck adult mares. Anonfilly shit goes right into that same bucket. I would fuck Anonmare, though. P.S. Apogee fans are pedophiles.
>>325033 I don't think foalcon is that so much a problem as lolicon, for obvious reasons. I've known people who developed an addiction to lolicon and developed pedophilic urges. They got out of this downward spiral and now have a vendetta against loli and loli artists, but who knows how many people were irreversibly perverted by it.
>>325036 >>325037 Your anger at the mere suggestion of an overlap between pedophiles and people who enjoy foalcan further helps me think I'm onto something.
>>325035 Fucked up my reply due to mobile posting. Have you ever listened to MATI? It's an e-drama podcast ran by Null from KiwiFarms, a former 8chan super janny. He's sincerely said that the same people posting loli were the fuckers posting cp there and he seemed genuinely fucked up from having seen it. I can easily believe that there's an overlap between loli posters and pedos and I don't think it's too much of a stretch to think that there's a floalcon-to-lolicon-to-cp pipeline. The foalcon poster is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scourge, degenerate, pervert, it all runs off him like water on a raincoat. But call him a pedophile and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I've been found out!"
>>325114 Trap answers aren’t exactly enticing as denying makes you claim that it is coping and affirming for laughs will only make you reee, but please keep pushing because it is amusing.
>>325131 >Don't look at me, look at them! This isn't about them, it's a commonly known fact that they do that - no one denies it, but if that's your only response to an inquiry about another community then it's really telling.
>>325128 >>325135 Definitely no confirmation bias, but I do find it funny that you are doing research in a porn thread. I hope you get the statistics you are looking for.
>>325169 Glad to hear it anon. I assume you are new around these parts, so lurk around and you might find some even better images of her that I forgot to save.
>>325116 >>325119 While I don't know if foalcon leads to loli, which leads to cp (I'm not saying this couldn't be the case either, idk is the point); he has a point with trap questions. It reminds me of the, "Are you a racist?" question. There is no good answer. Say, "Yes," and you're evil; say, "No," and you're clearly denying it. The best wayto deal with such a question is to do what he did and call it out.
That's essentially why Kyle always followed his answers to questions by explaning himself in further detail. Binger's questions, I'm not really talking about (you) here but I guess I'm somewhat comparing you, were all trap questions and if left on commented the jury would have gotten the impression that he was a killer. Now, Binger did it so bad that it was transparent what he sought out with his questions but an attempt was stilll made on this part to make Kyle look bad by answering quick on certain questions and why he repeated his questions when he didn't get the desired answer.
You know when he say the same questions over and over again at some point, which Kyle repeated his answer to. He expressed a question dressed up in ugly clothes and answering it with just "Yes" would have made Kyle looked bad since he'd admit to point which weren't true so he explained himself.
Point is that Binger repeated these questions though everyone could read between the lines and tell that, Kyle's answer was basically, "Yes, I shot him but not in the way you describe it."
Anyway, I just wanted to give my thoughts on this specific part of your argument. I don't really have any stakes in this debate because well I don't. I really don't feel like I know the answers to these questions yet so I'd rather not give an opinion.
>The picture show us the sledom seen occasion of love between a shark and a mare.
>>325212 If I'm reading this right, then I think you've got this guy mixed up with me. I'm the one who replied to the guy who brought it up initially. I'm the one that shit on /mlp/ and later posited the pipeline theory based off Jewsh's incel-tranny pipeline theory. I take full credit for my shitty theory and didn't post the trap questions or bait. Just a theory- a gay theory. Please be patient, I was drunk then and am drunk now and also retarded. Please enjoy the cartoon horse pussy as a gesture of good faith, frens.
>>330408 I’ve mentioned this on another thread, but why not separate this thread into multiple threads by pony, species, or whatever it is? This site has become too much about politics and not enough about ponies and not everyone wants to clop to the first random thing they see, but I could imagine keeping this thread for those who do.
>>330413 Because we're a small chan. You will get cartoon horse pussy and you will smile and you will be grateful for it. This is the law. >>330414 Thanks, Anon.
Man I dont know why anyone would prefer show accurate art over these HD flattering reinterpretations of how poners look. Just fuckin look at that shading.
>>330598 Have you ever given thought to the idea that we are a small chan because we don’t cater enough to waifuf*ggotry? I mean, the Anonfilly and MLH threads had to be moved here because there was nowhere else to go, but this site moves pretty slowly compared to 4/mlp/. Perhaps if we had more pony-based threads, we would appear more attractive as a site. But if there is a reason for staying small, such as a small allocation of cloud space or a slow transfer rate, then I may see the reasoning.
>>330639 Even after the Anonfilly thread here was made essentially useless when the 4/mlp/ mods allowed them back? That site was essentially the backbone of /mlpol/’s site traffic and was the fastest thread on the board by a wide margin. If /mlpol/ wants to remain the site it once was, it needs to change its marketing strategy to attract more internet traffic. >inb4 “Muh offboarders! The site is meant to be this way!” You see, it costs money to run a site like this and it costs the owners of the site money to hire admins and mods to run it. If site traffic drops, then the people who run the site could possibly see no reason to run a site that sees such low traffic or charge subscription fees to the few who do use it, especially if they have to pay out-of-pocket to run the site.
>>330645 I used to complain about how slow this board was, then 8chan fags flooded in after it was nuked, and low-effort slide-threads became increasingly more prevalent.
I can only imagine what would happen in the event of a massive newfag-wave, gate-keeping it's the only way.
>>330648 >Low effort, non-sensical shilling They're not sending their best i see...
>>330652 >gate-keeping it's the only way The way we gatekeep is to post horse porn everywhere. It shouldn't even be concentrated into threads like this, tbh. Earlier in this sites history it was within the politics threads themselves.
>>330652 >>330654 >>330657 It really does seem to work well on most, including the Qshills. I just think its hilarious. Its funny. It works What could go wrong? (don't ask Derpy)
>>330694 >>330654 >>330715 Then how come we don’t have more pony threads? If this is somehow supposed to deter us from people like whoever put that CP picture on the board if he were a total stranger, then why not have more of them? Or is that incident the reason, since it may mean Sweetie Belle, Apple Bloom, etc. threads are likely now forbidden?
>>330970 >how come we don’t have more pony threads? Honestly, I don't know. It might have something to do with the low speed. There really should be more though. If you want to make pony threads, be my guest.
>>330970 >>330989 Besides the obvious fact that CP-niggers will most likely not be scared off by horsepussy.
Why do you insist so much about bringing in newfags? Do you realize making this place larger will only put further strain in its security?
What is it with this constant "security concern questions" you endlessly talk about, pointing out vulnerabilities for all shills to see is not going to help anybody but the fucking shills!
Everyone with a cumbrain knows what you're doing, please, just fuck off, tell them you've failed and just take it in the ass like a good lesser-beta kike
>>330998 >Why do you insist so much about bringing in newfags? I always thought of this site as an alternative to 4/mlp/ and 4/pol/, especially since the Anonfilly thread was here while it was forbidden on 4/mlp/ and the MLH thread is here because it is. >Do you realize making this place larger will only put further strain in its security? So network and site security protocols need to be updated first? We are already in need of a network traffic monitor and we may also need machine learning-based content moderation anyway, so maybe we could get more traffic once those are in place, no? Or are there still more steps to take?
>>331004 It appears as though 4/mlp/ is trying to get a jump on us by doing the exact thing we are doing. How necessary are those fixes if we want the other pony threads?
>>332878 Some people sink ever-further into degeneracy as they overexpose themselves to today's extreme high and search for something worse tomorrow. Some people stay where they are upon finding something they like and enjoying it responsibly. What separates horse pussy from human pussy? Horsepussy looks better, feels better, and is attached to something with more value.
>>333150 If you thought of it as gay, now it's hay and will forever be gay for you. Otherwise, it would have been no different from sexualized tickling.
Imagine letting Horse Pussy fall to the wayside, relegated to the fifth page. Absolutely abhorrent. Have you all forsaken her!? May Horse Pussy rise above and crush her foes! Horse Pussy protects!
>>337736 This We already had this argument 4 years ago (which was a manufactured controversy made by detractors to split the community). Ponies allowed, no exceptions.
>>338274 >>338293 >>338309 Thanks. I actually wouldn't mind getting some more practice with the software, so if anyone has any requests I can try to make them nothing super complicated, please.
>>338423 If you add to a model of one can you take and use it on another? If that is the case then if you are serious down the road on this... What if you just worked on adding more detail to lets say the ears and wings. And if that goes well to the hooves and mane/tail.
Also is SFM hard? Does it take a monster machine to use?
>>338523 Not Him but i have some answers >Also is SFM hard? Yes. >Does it take a monster machine to use? No i was able to run it on a laptop from 2014 Also have some Horse Pussy
>>338523 The SFM models are pre-built by someone with more 3D modeling skills than I have. It's possible to edit the models themselves in blender if you want to modify details or whatever, but it's far more trouble to do than it's worth. You basically have to decompile the SFM model into something Blender can understand, and then export it from Blender into something that SFM can understand when you're done. I'm pretty sure there's a Blender plugin that can do both, but again, it's probably a lot more trouble than its worth.
>Also is SFM hard? Depends on what you're trying to do with it and how much time you're willing to spend learning it. SFM isn't a program for creating 3D models, you just import existing 3D models that you can pose and animate and so forth. It's kind of an unwieldy program to use at times, and there's an early learning curve, but I'm picking it up quickly enough, so I imagine most other anons could as well.
I've been contemplating throwing together a video tutorial for the aspects of it that I've figured out. I don't consider myself an expert on it by any means, but I had to do a lot of googling and run through different tutorials to figure out what I needed to know, so I figure I could at least save people the trouble of doing all that with a "lewd pony quick start" tutorial. There are plenty of tutorials already out there for how to use SFM specifically for pony content, but I've never found anything that specifically explains using it for porn, so it would probably be a good thing to do.
>Does it take a monster machine to use? I have a middle of the road gaming rig I built in 2019 and it runs fine on that, and that other anon >>338546 says he ran it on a 2014 laptop, so I would say probably no, though I probably wouldn't try using it on a Lenovo Thinkpad or anything like that. Main technical issue I've had with it is that it tends to suck up memory when you've been running it for awhile. It also likes to randomly error out and quit, so make sure you save your work frequently.
>>339649 I don't have pics of irl horse genitals on me right now, and I don't feel like finding them. Search them yourself. Dark genitals aren't uncommon on horses.
>inb4 theyre brown Alot of Aryanne artwork is inspired by irl white horses, who's skin tone can be observed to darken significantly around the groin/ponut area. Such vaginas are very hard to search for without getting alot of undesired responses, so this is the best you're getting
>>340172 Because she would otherwise be enslaved by the Ponylandish KGB and used as PM Little Supreme Ruler’s personal milk mare. >>341270 Has the “I can’t believe it’s not Badumsquish” tag been added to pic 5?
>340172 >343023 That's just retarded, Ukraine picked the colors to match ponies. Like any decent country the flags are related directly and indirectly to ponies. It's simple science and history.
>>343033 ><Like any decent country the flags are related directly and indirectly to ponies. By this logic, every flag is related to Lightning Bliss, since at least one color of each flag appears in her mane.
>>343243 Probably the TYT series, the G5 movie, etc. If this is supposed to be an MLP discussion forum, then where is the MLP discussion? 4/mlp/ seems to have a lot of it.
>>343247 But it isn’t like we are doing much better, no? I mean, we have the Anonfilly thread and this thread, but we don’t have much else in the way of MLP-related content. There were a couple of G5 threads, but they quickly went the way of the dodo.
>>343248 I think G5 isn't really discussed here because there just aren't many people who are interested. If people want to discuss it there's nothing stopping them.
Passionate debates over cartoon horse genitals are the best thing about this site. I like to imagine that every mare's vagina has an ever so slightly different taste and scent.
>>343300 Other than Rarity’s tasting like marshmallow and Pinkie’s tasting like bubblegum, how would we know what the rest of their aromas and tastes would be like?
>>343293 >pink genitals As much as I like that, it applies only when the pony is either actually pink or aryan white, because their underlying skin would be pink. But for most ponies, their skin is either dark, mottled, or a roughly similar shade to their coat. Pink horse pussy is beyond compare, though.
>>343300 >>343302 Every pony's secretions has a taste pertaining to her cutie mark. In that case, you would much rather go down on a confectioner mare rather than a mechanic.
>>343302 >how would we know what the rest of their aromas and tastes would be like? *We* would have to lick and sniff their interdimensional horse pussies to truly know for sure. Cum inside CERN and hope a mare pops out. <Rainbow Dash Skittles, obviously. Scent of sweaty mare pussy. <Fluttershy Cotton candy. Scent of pineapple. <Twiggles Grape jelly beans. Scent of lavender. <Applejack Apple fritters. Faint scent of burnt hickory.
>>343300 >>343302 >what does mare snowpity smell like? >>343305 >lists random shit >low autism level You can do better if you tried, anon.
I was looking through the soap thread and realized I didn't actually list them. I have them other places though, including matrix chat over the months. Regardless, here is what I have Fluttershy is "pine woods" Rainbowdash is "rain clouds" Luna is "fresh desert night" Celestia is "fresh day on the beach" Rarity is a classic old-school hoity toity perfume kind of smell Twilight Sparkle is "old books" Pinkie Pie is "candy store" Applejack is "apple orchard" All of them smell fantastic and unique, and VERY accurately represent each fragrance theme for the pony. Twilight Sparkle's snowpity brings me back to the many many hours I would spend in libraries reading various things. Celestia's snowpity reminds me of all the times I used to visit the beach, poking at starfish and sea anemones. Luna's snowpity reminds me of the number of times I drove through deserts cross-country at night, and so on. They were not designed to be nostalgic, but they so closely represent each theme that they will be nostalgic to anyone who has experienced such things. Nor was each theme randomly chosen either. Some are obvious, but the rest took quite a bit of considering before deciding on a theme to most accurately represent them.
Have a princess sized ponut to think of when in the shower next time. Maybe one day they will be an actual product.
Trying to flood the place with quick shots? Never going into fren threads and posting a friendly pony? Being a fucktard? No, fuck that. Behold HORSE PUSSY. Since ancient times of that April H O R S E P U S S Y Enables Political Content! And Political Content ensures Horse Pussy prevails!
How about a joke? A werewolf is fucking his horse wife and he says "I'm close!" And she says "Not inside! Not inside!" And he says "You want me to knot inside? Okay! HaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!!"
>>363250 >Your waifu isn't real. Yeap, that's jealousy. >You will die alone. That's a projection of your own normie fear. To die is a natural event and loneliness is most of the time welcomed and a blessing for autistic fags.
>Be Anon. >Be In Rarity's carusel store. >Or whatever. >She asked you to come because she wants to check out your clothes under a closer inspection. >Maybe take some measurements as well. >She offered to make you some extra clothes since you only came with the pair of clothes you arrived with. >"Oh Darling, you're world sounds abosolutely divine!" Rarity says as she carries cloth, fabric, and spoles of string in her magic. "WE ponies only wear clothes on special occasions. Ponies even think I'm weird when I dress up on a normal dya. Too formal, they think. I would love to live in the human world." >You smile towards her but with a bit of a melancholic edge to it. "WEll, its not all sun and rainbows. Being here only for a few weeks, I can say your world is better. But fair, we do have better fashion, though I'd say you'd be successful desginer in my world: You got talent," you say. >She bobs her head from side to side but does smile. >"Oh, pish posh darling, you're quite the flatterer aren't you." >You intersept her in her walk. >You try to keep a bit of a distance to her but due to her not notcing her immidately, when you squat down in front of her you end up close, face to face. >She's bit surprised and backs a step. >"Hehe, it's not flattery if it is the truth," you say with sing-song tone. >Her face lights up in a smile. >She laughs a genuine laugh, not one of her polite laughs you have heard before during tea times wit hthe other gals. >She looks away while spining some purple hair around her hoof from her mane. >She looks back at you. >"Of course, the classic gentlecolt reply." >You actually just wanted to joke with her, you think, but this got a bit too flirty. >But you don't wanna look insecure either so you just slowly stand up and walk around a bit in the room. "Well," you say. "I guess, though I feel the real classic gentlema- Uhh, colt reply is: 'but you're more beautiful', or something." >You scratch your neck but realize it and you don't wanna look insecure so you do some weird duck face thing and face her gaze with cool look in your eyes. >She smiles and giggles in her hoof. >She proceeds to but all of the stuff in her magic onto the table. >Meanwhile you look into a one of the many mirrors. >For a small while, it's quiet, then she breaks the silence. >"Do you think so?" she says quietly. >You turn. "Think what?" you ask. >"Oh, hihi. I'm just playin'," she says and waves a hoof dismissively. "But am I more beautiful?" >She gives you a playful wink to try land home to you it's just a joke. >You guess she is joking but you're too much a serious person to flip this into a funny charming moment. >You look up into the ceiling as you suck ión your inner side of your cheek. "What do you mean?" you finally say. "ARe beautiful than woman in my world or among the ponies in this world?" >She blushes and waves her hoof in front of her face like fan. >"Oh, forget it. I was just jok-" "Because if I will be honest," -Your serious tone draws her gaze to you.- "Like, I could tease you and say your just a five out of ten at best or something but... "You're the most beautiful creature I have ever seen. I'm not joking nor I am telling you this as a form of flattery: You, are a piece of art. Your face is like that of proclaine doll. When you wear a dress you look like a princess. Purple is the color of nobility and grace and fit you so well. Your tiny mouth with those thick pink lips. Those big eyes that stares at me now wit hshock. The beautiful pink blush on your cheeks. "And I haven't even mentioned your body. An hourglass would be jealous. I have got glimese of what kinds of jewels you mares hide behind your tails. >Rarity was silent. >Cheeks pink they had received a spanking. >Her jaw hanging. >She just stared at you. >You continued but whispered. "You drive me wild with my fantazies. I cum to images of ravageing you. I wanna see that beautifully stylish mane of yours in bedhead state." >Her staring snapped you out of it. >You shock your head in frustration. "Sorry sorry, fuck. Look," you say and put hand out before you and gives her apologetic look. "I don't scare you or uncomfortable. I'm... I autistic as bricks, okay? I'm not a charmer. I not funny. I don't have any clever lines. If there was a flashy colt in the room us now, he would probably be more charming thab me, but no one takes what I want. I would fuck him up!" >You get angry in the end and then you shake your head. "Sorry fuck, look I'm not flirting with ouy anyway. I know I'm an alien I just mean in the hypotehtic- "I just hate being dismissed because I'm kind and- >You shake your head. "Fuck it. Do you wish me to leave you? I'll go." >Rarity looks in different direction. >She seems to wear and expression that says your crazy. >But you keep staring at her and meet her gaze everytime she looks at you without flinching. >She scratch one front hoof with the other adn she looks like she ponders the situation. >"You can stay. And I'm flattered but let's not talk about this anymore," she says. "Please take your shirt off." To be continued...
>>367509 <Add a description of Rarity moving her a tail slightly to the side while you confess your love to her in to the last post in your head. It should be there.
>Still be Anon. >Your impressed that Rarity has learned what a shirt is, kind of. >You tried to teach her the names of the clothing articles that didn't ecist here in Equestria. >But clearly she can't tell the differnece between a jumper and a shirt yet. >You pull off both at the same time by grabing the fabric of your jumper's shoulders and pull them overhead and reveal your upper body. >Yeah, your belly has never been a without fat. >You aren't fat but your abs don't show either. >You kinda have a band of fat at the lower part of your stomach. >It's always been like that as far as you can remember. >It doesn't seem to change much regardless if you train hard, starve yourself, or eat a lot. >You fat proportions have always been the same your entire life. >However, if you're gonna be self-concious, you would praise yourself for yhe powerful body you did possess. >You wish you were stronger of course but so did Arnold in his prime you have heard. >So while you stomach wasn't flat like a board, you did have a powerful chest, broad shoulders, and meaty hands. >Can't forget about your bicepts, they big, thick balls. >Although ever since got here, your skin had gone green. >Kinda body horror honestly to look like shrek but greener. >You kinda looked like summer grass, you were somekind of incarnation of nature. >Well, at leasst you weren't a nigger. >It's kinda funny that fashion horse drove you wild considering you clearly didn't ggive a fuck about fashion. >Your jumper was plain and red while your jeans shorts were blue and underneath the jumper was random blue shirt. >Or well, maybe that made sense. >You just picked them out at random the day you got isekaied, like you always do. >You also had a massive black beard and black hair that was too long and very thick tho that was just how you were. >Whatever features you had for a face had been replaced by aquestion make that move accordingly to give your face a proper expression. >The need to flex infront of this lovely mare came to you but you stopped yourself, you would cringe at yourself afterwards. >But you straighten up to you full height and meet her gaze. >You extended your clothes towards and she picked it up in her magic. >She put them on the counter but continue to inspect you. >You paid it little attention because you pondered the morality of your next move as you usually do. >You didn't reflect on it at the time but you though you picked up her lick her mouth in your peripheral as she walk around like shark while gazeing up towards yout shoulders. >She took out a measuring tape and began to take lengths all over your upper body. >Meanwhile, you thought about it: Consdering the conversation you just had, would it be 'uncuth' as Rarity herself would put it to drop trou? >That was the plan from the begining. >You probably wanted new pairs of underwear. >So you did want her to at least try to make a few copies of the ones you wore. >She has plead for you to let her take your measruements because earlier another day. >It seemed like she just thought the challenge of making cloths for an alien was exciting for her. >And she had simply refused your offer of just copying the cloths you already hade completely. >She wanted to make her own version of them or her own original clothes for humans. >You didn't mind but perhaps she didn't anymore cause of the awakwardness you just created. >Maybe you could ask for a towel or something... >Fuck. >But then you could just imagine a screaming soyjack face motherfucker be like: "Hoh hoh hoh, aww you can't show your penis can you. Dicklet confirmed." >You clench your teeth growl at that stupid imaginary guy's face. >Wanna fucking fight, you daft cunt? I'll kill you! you scream in your head. >Your break your buckle apart and sends done your trousers and underwear onto the ground. >You grab them of the ground and throw them away. "Fuck youuuuuu!" you shout. >You blink a few times nad spin around. >Did you just drop your pants with your ass towards Rarity? >Well, maybe screaming outof nowhere was a bit weirder tho. >Rarity has drop her tape and has jumped back. >She stands low with her horn alight in blue. >She looks a bit shellshocked. >You bringa hand to your temples and rub them. "I'm crazy. I'm sorry," you say and hunch down to her level. >You look tilt your head forward and close your eyes while making a motion with your open hands that says, 'Pleease calm down. I mean you no harm.' >Actually, you should probably just say that too. "I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Didn't mean to scare you. Like, uhh... As I said before, my world is not as kind as yours. I was just reliving something traumatic." >After while of nothing doing anything in that position you suddenly feel a hoof on your shoulder. >You look up and into a pair of beautiful blue eyes. >They are filled with pity. >"It's quit alright Darling, but please don't... Shout like that again," she says. >Fuck. >That hurts in guilt. >For a moment pain washes over your face but then you look at her with your serious, determined gaze again. >You nod towards her. "I will," you say and your gaze becomes warm and kind again. >You're think of yourself as kind afterall. >SHe gives you a warm smile back. >Kinda like the ones she gave you before you confessed to her. >You stand up, feeling relieved that's fixed. >"Pfft," you hear. >You down at her. >She has the wojack, looking sideways condecesion look. "What?" you ask. >She waves a hoof. >"Oh, it's nothing darling," she says but still has sadonic smile on her features. >A crease appears between your eyebrows. "No, spit it out. I can take it." >"Well... It's just funny that sompony like you cna ravage me is all." >What the fuck is this?
Ehh, proably would have differnet ending but became cliffhanger cuz characterlimit. I'm starting to related to GG, who would have thought.
>>370718 I can unironically see Pinkie drawing a smiley face on her vagina and doing funny voices with it. I can also imagine her doing this even when no one else is around.
"Okay Pinkie what's the show?" >Unexpectedly you get pomfed to the bed by her. >Oh yes. >She shifts her tail and words fail you. Her voice fitting the mood. >"What's the deal with air ship food?"
>>371499 >Be Anonymous. >You work in some capacity at Sweet Apple Acres. In what capacity? Who knows? >To reward you for a hard day’s work, AJ decides that in addition to your regular pay, she was going to suck you off.
>A few weeks pass. >You notice a small bump in her belly and it is getting larger. “AJ, all we did was oral, so you can’t be pregnant.” >“Actually, I have a unique anatomy that allows me to get pregnant from oral!”