To provide for the common defense, and to safeguard our home and way of life from the shills who would seek to destroy it, I hereby declare that horsepussy and pony porn must be on the first page, always!
>>223720Good to see you here, Leafriend, and with a quality contribution at that. How's things going for you?
>>223721Pretty good, chilling with a drink while checking out a Soygon documentary:
[YouTube] The Sargonian Effect | A Sargon of Akkad Documentary
[Embed]Slow as all fuck on the writefag front though; 58 days since my last update on project #1, 28 days
later on the Flurry thing. Gotta get my shit back in order.
>>223722Sounds pretty /comfy/. Here's to your future writefag efforts: the other two parts of that quite frankly godly webm series, and some more of the cutest Amazon robit.
>imagine being so much of a cuck that you have an entire 1 hour 47 minute documentary dedicated to you, joke or not
>>223722Fuck, I'm stupid. I didn't click on it, and I didn't take one look at the file size and realize that it was the full thing already.
Well, I might as well post the part I didn't include last time, as tribute to my own stupidity.
>>223801Eh, those versions are 1080p to my 720p, so six in one hand, half a dozen in the other.
Still, my particular version was a Patreon rip courtesy of the very dedicated spic running
http://www.spike-el-clopero.orgThis nigga rips any and all pony Patreon rewards, even the god-awful anthro SFM shit just out of principle. In fact, the site got DMCA'd last year thanks to one such cancerous
'creator'. It didn't end very well.
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/32634065
>>223832Damn, that makes me wish I was there to see the """""artist""""" get btfo'd. God bless that real Human Bean.
>>223983and here's the full-sized image
>>223991Always nice to have images not just for ants.
hard to believe we've been around for two years and we're only on our fourth horsepussy thread. it's either a testament to the high reply limit of the board or a sign that we need to step up our game. Either way, have some porn.
>>224239Probably a combination of both. I try to post at least once a day or when the thread falls off the first page. Sometimes I reply to people in the thread or post some requested pony or fetish.
Anyways, nice to see a returning Anon, if you're the same guy I'm remembering from the last thread, the one who posted Sweetie Belle a lot. Have a Sweetie-themed bump.
>>224354>Ywn get a titjob from MilkyWhy live?
>>224355I know, right? Alas, I guess we'll have to find some other reason to continue our meaningless existence without delicious milky crotchtits.
>>224259Not that anon I'm afraid. Thank you for posting more of Best Filly though.
I too quite enjoy this filly.
>>224386>>224399There sure are a lot of people here who like Sweetie Belle.
After some technical difficulties, I am finally back to return to my sworn duties.
>>225177Welcome Back Anon
>>225177I don't know why but I really love seeing Milky Way hurt.
>>225250Yeah...I'm just gonna...be over here...
I feel like #4 is appropriate, considering the next episode to air.
Have a satyr-themed bump.
>>225841Ipotanes. Lovely.
>>225917>In Greek mythology, an ipotane was a member of a race of half-horse, half-humans. The ipotanes are considered the original version of the centaur.>The typical ipotane looked overall human, but had the legs, hindquarters, tail, and ears of a horse. However, some had human-like rather than horse-like legs (compare with early Satyrs, whose front legs were often human-like). The Greek suggested by "ipotane" is ιππότης (hippotes). It means knight, which is reasonable since Knights are typically thought of as being on horseback. It is also used as an adjective as in ιππότης λεώς (hippotes leos) — horse knights that rode people. The definition given above would fit ιππότης λεώς — "horse-people".Huh. You learn something new every day.
>>223714Pornography is degeneracy
>>225989Everything in small doses . . .
>>225989But anon, this isn't pornography.
It's
poneography.
>>225989Hi, you must be new here. Have some welcome horsepussy.
>>225993>spoilerYou get a (You) for that.
>>225989I always wondered, why cocks go for niggers? Is already bad they get hard for seeing their girls banging another dude.
Why insult their race as well.
Plus, I don't know if I can be catalogued as a yurifag, but I got my lesbian pics just like my straight pics. I though lesbian action was ok, for the most part.
>>226148I dunno, mang. I ain't a cuck. At most, I would guess that it's because they're so obsessed with size and "being alpha", so they go for what they think is the most alpha. As for yuri, I don't know anyone who watches lesbians going at it because they want to be a lesbian. Most people I know watch it because it's fuckin' hot.
Dumping some of the ones I liked from the last thread.
>>225989>People watch pron when theyre sadImagine my shock
>>226261>>226262>>226263All good choices, there.
>>226327What the hecc is that thing in pic 2?
>>226437Lol I remember the first time I saw one I was pretty freaked out too. Apparently they're called "ponies" and there's like 3 different kinds :OO
>>226437>>226447I know, I was freaked out as well. Turns out, this particular "pony" is named Windy Whistles.
>>226447>>226449No, I mean. what the fuck is that art style?
Today's formerly Macromedia offering is another ye olden classic.
SWF players in
>>223720 for the Last 50 Post among us.
>>226538Cutelewds. As his name might suggest, he makes cute lewds.
>>226583Always nice to see a contribution from you, Leafbro.
Continuation of the double penetration request made in the Cytube chat during the /pol/eague. Think they went by "MaiBoi", but my memory is almost completely shot to hell, so that might be wrong.
>>227269Top.
Fucking.
U N F.
>>227272Agreed wholeheartedly.
>>226584that shit isn't cute or lewd. a lack of anatomy skills makes not a good poner.
>>227294>pic #1I still get a kek out of seeing porn of that character.
Have some horsepussy for 'Murica Day.
>>229448Not gonna lie, I'd still probably fuck the drunken resentful mom hors.
>>229484Who wouldn't fuck her? Just buy her a couple of beers, give her some compliments and you will get her on top of you.
>>229524>that webmMuh dick.
>>230119>that 5th imagereminds me of this webm
>>230119>>230157>massaging mare bitsunf
>>230157>>230163>mare massage>maresturbatory aidTop unf. I wish there were more images of humans pussy milking mares. As a concession, have some humans showing mares some of the more fun uses of having hands.
>>230371picture 4 is pretty funny
I don't understand how this gets my dick hard but life is full of mysteries.
>>230477You learn to embrace the superiority of equine anatomy.
>>230498How the fuck is it possible for that second animation to LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD?!
>>230531Clopician has become
legendary for his 3d animations. I'm not exactly an expert in critiquing art, but if I had to guess as to why they are so goddamn amazing, it would be the models. They have to be the perfect combination of horse bodies and pony heads, how he managed to avoid the Uncanny Valley still alludes me.
I do wish he would make a wider variety of animations with them, but for as high-quality as they are, I won't complain.
>>230531>>230558i don't know it looks too 'plasticy' to me
i prefer irl stuff but on the occasion i get aroused by some good solo lewd of luna
but i can appreciate his level of skill with these animations
>>230559I don't have many real horses, but here's some solo moonbutt.
And some regular pones for other viewers of the thread.
>>230695
Fair enough. My job here in the thread is to provide images other Anons will enjoy (or at least what I think other Anons will enjoy), besides just keeping the thread bumped, and I know that not everyone here takes the horse fucker title quite so literally.
>>230695
>>230705
I remember a thread like this that the mods removed because of canadian laws or the like
>>230713** oh shit i'm sorry, i didn't know **
>>230713>Canadian lawsBut, aren't they ok with this stuff?
>>230813Just non-penetrative.
pic related
Guys, for fuck sake, don't turn this into an actual page for zoophilia of real animals. Personally, I'm content with the drawn fantasy-ponies so far as zoophilia goes.
>>230824Since I have not posted real animals I'd argue your phrase is misdirected. If you have issues with the use of the word zoophilia then I have nothing further to add as it is an accurate use of the word. No offence, just sayin'. Other than that, enjoy the lewd pastel coloured ponies.
People should also consider although this.site is under leaf laws that transferring data from one place to another is an individuals responsibility. It is therefore important to consider the laws of your own i.p.
>>230827Uff, you again.
Didn't mommy tell you that there are evil right wingers everywhere?
Those fuckers wouldn't hesitate to give you a law enema for your own good.
>>230834My MUM uses U not O you dumb fuck.
>>230852What do the Japanese think of Singaporeans?
There sure is a lack of pony porn posting goin' on in here.
Have your daily dose of "wat".
>>230934>3rd pic there was a old thread on /mlp/ about this image but i can't remember what happened
kinda gave me nostalgia weirdly
[perverted slurping sounds]
>>231269Well, we can definitely tell what your fetish is.
>>232139>1st picIt always bugged me how the ribbons are going into her flesh as if her legs weren't attached.
>>232141I know, I always thought it was weird, too. At least the porn itself is quality.
>>231952The third pic is really hot.
It lacked a boobjob tho.
>>232288Here's some crotchboob job to make up for it.
aima pegasus
aima fucking my tail
njahaha!
and aima aiming toward girls hair!!
MUAhaHA!!!
beware or i come into your hair too
>>232549Haven't seen you 'round in ages.
>>232587>2nd picWatch the horn Luna
>>232863Thats what makes it enjoyable though fella
>>232864Hey, I like to live dangerously, but I don't want to be stabbed in the stomach during a blowjob.
>>232875>not wanting to die from getting stabbed while luna gives you a blowjob
does somone have the pic with fluttershy saying "what so special about my butthole anyway?"? Cant seem to find it since I delete my folders.
>>232938Since I'm having trouble posting the image directly for some reason, here's a link
https://derpibooru.org/606572?q=gallery_id%3A3445%2C+fluttershy%2C+ponut
>>232938>>232939I'll help y'all out. Also, some other images of pretty juicy-looking ponuts.
>>234189No problem have some more ponuts.
>>235115>2I'm intrigued. Please post the rest if you have it.
>>235159Afraid that's it. It was a one-off "How it Should Have Happened" from Shino, as much as I'd like more of it. I'll post some more pony porn in a bit to make up for it.
>>236337Always nice to see other Anons contribute towards the thread.
>>237161>first picThat's no strapon.
>>237161>>237186Well...on second observation, that is indeed the case.
Eh, what the hell, here's a futa on female themed bump, for those of you who like that sort of stuff.
And some more regular stuff for the other Anons who don't like marecocks in mares.
I guess Shinodage made a porn game as part of an art pack, and he released a bunch of still images he used in it. His artist tag on Derpi is now flooded with over 4 pages of art of this game.
Lisa Simpson makes a pretty good filly.
>>238253I never, ever,
ever thought I would say this. Ever. But I think I have finally found something that does
not need to be ponified
>>238253>pic 2Head and neck r too smol, but with some minor tweaks it could work
>>238253(you)
need to stop, right now.
>>238253So, what strength brain bleach would you guys recommend?
>>238253On one hand I know where to find the artist with the transformation thing.
On the other it's all shota/loli. Few are actual ponies if what I remember is right.
>>238256I warned you.
https://e621.net/post/show/1304960https://e621.net/post/show/1924343Membership locked.
https://inkbunny.net/s/1819831
>>238378>new Clopician uploadHe is truly one of the top masters of realistic pony pr0n, alongside Shydale, Mercurial64, and Alcor. I especially like the subtle distinction among his models; Rainbow Dash in particular has more pronounced musculature and smaller teats. He's also seemingly starting to incorporate squash soup which is a positive development.
>>238590I know, he's pretty damn good at what he does.
Refueling the psychological firewall.
>>240013>>240121Good lads. Appreciate the bump assistance.
>>240559Thanks for all your continued hard work, anon!
The amount of good quality stuff you mange to find constantly is quite impressive.
>>240561Well, thank you, Anon. That really means a lot.
>>240603>>240617>>240620And thank you both for your own contributions. It's good to know there are others who will help when I'm not on.
Thanks poster anon! I've been away from mlpol since shortly after it fell off 4chan but I'm glad to see lewd pony posting is still going strong!
>>240696Thanks Anon. Have a weird spanking comic involving Spitfire and her mom. Also a Rainbow Dash, to fill out the image count.
Have an An-tonio themed post.
>>240997Thanks for covering for me.
Some fairly recent art from Mr. ICan'tDraw.
>>241215It's always great to see other Anons contribute.
>>241302Happy to help. Seems like there's been a lot more activity lately, so if there was ever a time to help, it's now.
Downside is it's harder to find the amount of good images needed, but I'll start checking older images more. Easier on you, and more fun for me (Cutie Mark Crusaders: Treasure Hunters go!).
Long term, I may even have to actually get around to learning to draw, as I've been meaning to do that for a few other reasons as well.
>>241386Eeyup, less time between bumps means less time for quality images to pop up on Derpibooru and other sites. Sometimes, if I'm unable to find any recent images that fit the bill, I'll search for a speciifc tag and make a themed bump around that.
>Long term, I may even have to actually get around to learning to drawThat's a pretty neat idea. I could try my hands at it sometime, though the best I'd be able to do are some shitty linearts.
This bump's theme: the ador(k)able space ponyo.
>>241641>pic 4Ah, sadboner, it's been a long time.
Found some vaginal hoofing/fisting while searching for new bump material. Might as well post it.
>>242205>5th pictureNow I can never see Lego as innocent again
>>242280You're welcome. Have some Arareroll.
#2 is the very heart and soul of Rule 34, I feel. A day late, I know, but how could I not post that after seeing it?
Have a Paperlover-themed bump.
>>242681There's been a serious lack of good webms, lately. Most seem to be SFM anthro shit.
How many of us fap to this? I know I do, have I fallen prey to a weapon meant to keep shills at bay?
>>243162You must be new. It is only a weapon against those who are adverse. Its like telling normies "The holocaust is a lie". To those who don't know/care, its like nails on a chalkboard.
>>243176Why a sad kitteh?
>>243162>faggot overdosed with horse pussyYou must visit
>>>/ub/
>>243162Wait, are we not supposed to be fapping to this?
Because if that's a rule, then I've broken it. A lot.
>>243186If it's wrong to fap to stuff this hot, then I don't care if I've broken a rule, being right's overrated!
>>243162>>243166>>243183>>243186>>243192I won't criticize either way. Ponies are both pure, and hot as hell. They are the perfect idealization. As long as you've got a handle on fapping, you're good.
Have some big crotchtitties.
For today's bump: Part 1 of Shinodage's "Magic Touch" comic.
>>243858Obligatory "who's getting the best head?"
>>244776>>244791I don't know. The face Big Mac is making would suggest he's getting the best, but it's likely mama Velvet would have
many years of experience over Sugar Belle.
>>244913Been a while, I can only post old shit.
>>244955Hey, it might be old, but it's good shit.
Anthro is kinda meh, but whateva'.
>>244913Mama velvet is a mega milf
>>245023I'll agree to that.
I don't normally post SFM stuff since honestly it usually isn't that good, but I have to give #4 credit here: this is what it would probably (sort of) look like to fuck a pony.
Because I've missed so many days, I'm going to post Shinodage's Magic Touch, Part 2 comic, plus some extra unrelated stuff since there's only 16 pages to it and I'm an OCD faggot who likes to make sure I have 5 images in every post.
I really ought to come up with a classification system for when I save pics, but too lazy. Noticed it slipped off the front page.
>>247464I know, I've been failing in my duties.
Apparently there was going to be an artpack called the Colonized Art Pack featuring human-on-pony action, but it got cancelled. This bump features some of the work that was made for it before it was cancelled. My last bump also had some art from it.
>>246794Was there a part 3 to this comic?
>>249023It has been implied that he started it, took a break from art, then forgot about it, as there's only a couple pages of Part 3 out while he's currently working on part 4. Figure I'll post Part 4 when its finished.
November is near so enjoy while you can (if you want to)
>>245577>Pic #4Who's the artist? The problem with numbered file names is that it's very hard to find more of it.
>>248978>Pic #5Mercurial has to be the best realistic artist. I'm surprised that's not tagged as squash soup because that's what it looks like.
>>249027I didn't even know it was being worked on let alone was close to being finished. That's good news.
>>249076>futaREEEEEEE
On a serious note though, who's a good artist to commission for a lewd animation?
>>249106Talk about a hard question. I don't know who all is doing commissions, I'd have to look around, but TheColdsBarn makes good animations.
And everyone: enjoy the last of your October. Nofap November is upon us. Maintaining this thread is going to be a challenge.
>>249179>>249417Can someone tell me the appeal of giant ponuts? They look like literal prolapsed anuses.
funnily enough that's an actual fetishBut anyway, good art, especially from the regular masters. I'll check out the others like Dosh as well. I'm surprised that the unicorn's not actually Anonfilly.
>>249417As far as my understanding goes, it's because giant ponuts have the traditional appeal of regular ponuts taken to their extreme: they look soft yet firm, clean, warm, inviting, with a very aesthetic look when compared to human anuses. I wouldn't describe it looking prolapsed, myself. It looks infinitely less disgusting than a prolapsed anus.
Plus Memory Match is a qt.Speaking of which, for tonight's bump, Size Probably Matters, a comic by jcosneverexisted, featuring Big Mac, Troubleshoes, and everyone's favorite big-ponutted mare.
>>250360>3rd picDamn, never though Flim and Flam could give me a boner.
>>250438Is not Flim and Flam. Is Shim and Sham.
>>251389>fifth picThose tits...
>>251391A fan of crotchtits, are ya?
>>251509not him, but bring on more!
>>251509Is there such a thing as a fetish for when the large breasts/crotchtits of a woman makes her life worse, and when a woman's breasts are hurt?
I like seeing art where they are inconvenient, oversized, swollen, uncomfortable, painful. Art where they need to be milked at inconvenient times. And art where they are injured or tortured in some (bloodless) way.
>>251575and that's my entire collection of this stuff posted. I wish this was a more popular fetish.
>>251550tits
>>251575>>251576That's an...interesting fetish. Never heard of it before.
>>251579I still love breasts and I still love art where the breasts are celebrated and glamorized. Hurting the breasts just adds an extra spice that feels a little weird in a good way, but also not too degenerate.
>>251602Is that why you're so aggro against Milky Mare's OC?
>>251606I don't have anything personal against the Milky Way character and I don't know her artist, I just wish this fandom had more characters that do this concept in different ways. I think I might be a little tired of Milky Way as a character, but I still like her.
Sometimes I think of making my own milkmare OC.
>>251629>revisionist historyThat's weird, I could swear you've gone on multiple rage-fueled sperg-outs about how Milky's OC gets paid X money/month to do nothing, including at least one insistence that something should be done. Or am I thinking of Nigel, and you're someone else?
Yes, I've had my fun and I'll move along.
>>251669Once upon a time, I complained that the artist's upload schedule is so slow it literally took over two years for a "A new character is coming! ...and now she's here!" arc to complete. I understand that this is a hobby but when you're getting paid that much shouldn't you try harder than the people making weekly gaming humor webcomics?
Probably also complained that the character is just tits once. Does she have other character traits? I think she was stated to like books at one point.
If you consider that a rant, don't get me started on why Animorphs is shit.
>>251671Thank you for not getting me started on why Animorphs is shit.
>>251826Cuck propaganda this isn't Reddit
>>252004cuck propaganda or not, it's still pretty hot.
>>251579that second picture would be perfect if only ponk didn't have a bra on
>>252006This is what perfection looks like.
>>252010>anthrosomebody's obviously wrong
>>252006>spreads cuck propaganda and says I need to lurk more while posting anthro
>>252015>missing the point entirelyThis nigga doesn't even know about rule 10
Don't make me get the homo shitLurk moar
>>252016not him but homo's unironically of better quality than anthro
>>252006You got cuck, homo, anthro porn
>>252020I don't think it's necessary, but that's some more decent material to repel normies, so cool
Alright, before the thread ends up completely derailed.
>>252176>1575133021136-4.pngWhy is her horn broken off?
>>252618because an ursa minor bitch-slapped it off her head, did you even watch the movie?
>>252618That's Tempest Shadow/Fizzlepop Berrytwist. Yes, it's a feature.
>>252763>Purple teasingImpossible to resist.
You let the thread die, anon
Here comes nezumi and hoihoi
I'm not even going to touch that post, Uruguanon...
>>253237The chubby one is promising.
I have no idea what to call this, but goddamn, it makes me wish I had a sheath.
Some Christmasy poners for Christmas Eve.
Have a Happy (lewd) Hearthswarming, everypony!
Some post-Christmas Christmas images, courtesy of Clop for a Cause.
I promise, this will be the last 2019's nut.
>>254544>>254819>futaThe degeneracy spreads.
>>255668>1st imagesmol benis is smol
>>255682Or maybe Flurry is a big filly for you
>>255682>>255701Flurry is the only pony in Equestria who doesn't laugh at Anon's microdick so she became his waifu by default.
>>255682Flurry is a big mare when she grows, human penises can only get so big.
Howdy! Did I miss something Anon?
>>257593Centorea and Suu are best girls
>>257868>Some DAIN stuff.Incredible.
Page 3 bump. The fire must never be allowed to die.
Today's bump features the artistic works of one of the site's very own drawfags, AHorseOfCourse, also known as Torcuil or, as most would know him as, Ancap.
>>260733>bumpThank you poner for to keep this thread always up.
>>260734D'aww, thanks Anon. I try.
Something about crusaders and other religious ponies wanting to rut is really hot.
something new from 4. It came from the My original character thread
Some pieces from EarlyBirdSpecial, who sadly hasn't been seen for years.
this is how I live every minute of every day
>>269067For the purposes of scientific research, all of us would greatly benefit from knowing what the name of this thin book is.
>>269077>>269078https://nhentai.net/g/172807/Mare holic 2 kemolover EX ch 34-35
For that specific one. Enjoy.
>>269083this has led me down a rabbit hole that I never knew I could find on that site
Thank you
Fucking brony’s are the most disturbing fucking creatures to ever walk this goddamn planet
>>272026No really you goyshit’s are the most disgusting animal’s to ever walk the earth
>>272019>>272027You would be beneath animals, a pox upon the Earth, but if that's the cross you really want to die on I won't stop you.
>>272027It's funny coming from a cursed seed like yours.
>>272028Who gonna kill me huh bitch you gentile fucks no my people run the shithole you live in
>>272029Hahahaha I’m cursed you jerk off too cartoon pony’s
>>272032You're killing yourself. Stop it. Being a martyr for those that play with your life? That's a straight crucifixion right there.
>>272034Alright I’m sorry just been drinking I’ll leave but I want to ask you something are you Jewish to cause I just want to know if I’m speaking too a brother or a goyshit
>>272037Okay sorry I’ll leave
Raise the hoers pussy it's a low effort raid.
Going to try this one more time.
This thread is more important than ever and you do us proud anon
>>279510>Hooves-art>no>fucking>hooves
>>279515sorry anon that was the only thing left in my phone at that moment. lol
>all these newfriends visiting and the horse porn thread is on page 2
disgraceful.
>>289242>>289497>>290204kek are you all newfriends from /pol/? how do you like it here?
>>290539i'm from **/leftypol/** actual. its nice here, overall decent taste in horsebutt. user quality and tone is comparable for better and worse.
>>290600So what are you here for? Also you will never be a woman.
>>290602>what are you here for?fun, pussy-winking and learning what other boards are up to. I'm not even a commie.
>Also you will never be a woman.Good. That would suck. /robowaifu/ represent.
>>290611>/robowaifu/There's a board I haven't been to in a while. Did they ever make any progress in the materials thread?
>>291666Based Satan.
You even have 3 6's in your ID.
>>291672>Based Satan.>You even have 3 6's in your ID.
>>291686>tagging the wrong post>referencing his own post and ID>you'reThis is the worst self-check in history
Anyones got a good pic of fluttershy and rainbow dash? Maybe both presenting to the viewer, ass to ass stuff like that.
>>291686There is nothing to be afraid of.
>>291731Eh, got a couple things i could give.
>>291736>>291737Oh hey yea those will work perfectly, thank you.
Reposted from
>>291936 →>Horse Pussy>"Equinas Vaginus"
>>293333>Epona>QUADSCheck'em.
This thread had 666 replies so I released it from Satan's grip.
i want to fuck a pony so bad
It sucks that some artists only uploaded the occasional bit of work to the boorus. Some of them, like TheSecretBackdoor have a lot of works that seem to be lost.
>>303552Thought it was missing something. Quick edit
>>303553Fluttershy approves.
>Be Anon.
"I don't know about this, Flutters. This seems supicious," you say while looking at the bedded green sofa of Flutters' cottage.
>Oh, Anon," Fluttershy says as she place your pillow at one end of the sofa. "You're always so funny. What's supicious?"
>You cross your arms and give a "really?"-look.
>She blinks at you innocently then she giggles in her hoof.
>"Oh, Anon. There's never a dull moment with you around, is there?"
>You press forward your lips as your eyes look a bit peeved.
>You gesture towards the bedded sofa with an open hand and say, "Well, this obviously."
>Flutters just blinks but motions with a nod for you to continue.
>Your head doesn't really shake from side to side, its more like it virbrates a bit with bottled up frustration.
"What are the odds that I get termites and just as I'm about to consider where I will be staying the next couple of days while my house is being fumigated, you show up out of the blue. And wouldn't you know it, you have a place where I can stay. Mmmm..."
>You point an accusatory finger at Fluttershy.
>"Ohh, you didn't want to stay over here. I guess a hotel would have a proper bed to sleep in so I can understand," she says moving her head to the side and down.
>You blink and then shake your head.
"No, I'm not some pfft-rincess. This couch is more than adequate," you gesture over the sofa without taking your eyes from Flutters. She smiles at the news. "I'm talking about how ridiculously convenient it was that you showed up right then" --You slap the backside of your right fingers into the palm of the left hand.-- "and" --Then you turn your right hand around and point your pointer finger into your left palm.-- there."
I should have hidden my travel bag so that she didn't have an excuse to ask why I had them. Then she might have exposed herself to know something she shouldn't possibly have known, or something, you think to yourself.
>She tiltes her head at you and seem to fight back her lips from smiling to much.
>You narrow your eyes.
>"Wait, uhm, Anon. Are you suggesting that" --Flutters covers her mouth a with a hoof and you narrow your gaze even further.-- [color# FF0]"That I am somehow responsible for your termite infestation?"[/color]
>Even though she tries to cover it up, it was obvious that she is holding back herself from laughing at you.
>This vixen!
>You tilt your head from side to side like a boat that is rocking out at sea and say, "Look here, you adorable little shit." You jab your pointer in the direction of Flutters in the air like a hen's beck would peck downwards towards a seed. Flutters gains a small pink blush on her cheeks. "Don't play dumb with me. Who else do you know that talks with animals?"
[color # FF0]>"Yes, Animals not insects, Anon,"[/color] Fluttershy says.
>You swing your head in arch of scepticism.
"Ahh, don't give me that crap. I know you have talk to both breezies and spiders."
>Fluttershy's condecending smile vanishes and is replaced by an indignant look.
>"Anon! Don't be so insensitive! Breezies don't even look like insects and spiders aren't either for that matter." Fluttershy nodded to herself as if she had blessed you with divine wisedom.
>You just gave her a deadpanned look.
To be continued —
>>307765>Soarin moaned gloriously. >He had finally gotten Spitfire to suck him off. >They were in the wonderbolt's private, after training pool. >There was one little problem though it was wasn't Spitefire, it was Braeburn.
heckirino bumpirino. for the P O N E P U S S
Bumplimit reached for the (((porn))) thread. Where are my good goy points?
>>312119>Where are my good goy points?Only after you make the new bread.
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