/mlpol/ - (((Shills))) (((5))): The Revenge of the Horsepussy

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>Be Anon.
>Be In Rarity's carusel store.
>Or whatever.
>She asked you to come because she wants to check out your clothes under a closer inspection.
>Maybe take some measurements as well.
>She offered to make you some extra clothes since you only came with the pair of clothes you arrived with.
>"Oh Darling, you're world sounds abosolutely divine!" Rarity says as she carries cloth, fabric, and spoles of string in her magic. "WE ponies only wear clothes on special occasions. Ponies even think I'm weird when I dress up on a normal dya. Too formal, they think. I would love to live in the human world."
>You smile towards her but with a bit of a melancholic edge to it.
"WEll, its not all sun and rainbows. Being here only for a few weeks, I can say your world is better. But fair, we do have better fashion, though I'd say you'd be successful desginer in my world: You got talent," you say.
>She bobs her head from side to side but does smile.
>"Oh, pish posh darling, you're quite the flatterer aren't you."
>You intersept her in her walk.
>You try to keep a bit of a distance to her but due to her not notcing her immidately, when you squat down in front of her you end up close, face to face.
>She's bit surprised and backs a step.
>"Hehe, it's not flattery if it is the truth," you say with sing-song tone.
>Her face lights up in a smile.
>She laughs a genuine laugh, not one of her polite laughs you have heard before during tea times wit hthe other gals.
>She looks away while spining some purple hair around her hoof from her mane.
>She looks back at you.
>"Of course, the classic gentlecolt reply."
>You actually just wanted to joke with her, you think, but this got a bit too flirty.
>But you don't wanna look insecure either so you just slowly stand up and walk around a bit in the room.
"Well," you say. "I guess, though I feel the real classic gentlema- Uhh, colt reply is: 'but you're more beautiful', or something."
>You scratch your neck but realize it and you don't wanna look insecure so you do some weird duck face thing and face her gaze with cool look in your eyes.
>She smiles and giggles in her hoof.
>She proceeds to but all of the stuff in her magic onto the table.
>Meanwhile you look into a one of the many mirrors.
>For a small while, it's quiet, then she breaks the silence.
>"Do you think so?" she says quietly.
>You turn.
"Think what?" you ask.
>"Oh, hihi. I'm just playin'," she says and waves a hoof dismissively. "But am I more beautiful?"
>She gives you a playful wink to try land home to you it's just a joke.
>You guess she is joking but you're too much a serious person to flip this into a funny charming moment.
>You look up into the ceiling as you suck ión your inner side of your cheek.
"What do you mean?" you finally say. "ARe beautiful than woman in my world or among the ponies in this world?"
>She blushes and waves her hoof in front of her face like fan.
>"Oh, forget it. I was just jok-"
"Because if I will be honest," -Your serious tone draws her gaze to you.- "Like, I could tease you and say your just a five out of ten at best or something but...
"You're the most beautiful creature I have ever seen. I'm not joking nor I am telling you this as a form of flattery: You, are a piece of art. Your face is like that of proclaine doll. When you wear a dress you look like a princess. Purple is the color of nobility and grace and fit you so well. Your tiny mouth with those thick pink lips. Those big eyes that stares at me now wit hshock. The beautiful pink blush on your cheeks.
"And I haven't even mentioned your body. An hourglass would be jealous. I have got glimese of what kinds of jewels you mares hide behind your tails.
>Rarity was silent.
>Cheeks pink they had received a spanking.
>Her jaw hanging.
>She just stared at you.
>You continued but whispered.
"You drive me wild with my fantazies. I cum to images of ravageing you. I wanna see that beautifully stylish mane of yours in bedhead state."
>Her staring snapped you out of it.
>You shock your head in frustration.
"Sorry sorry, fuck. Look," you say and put hand out before you and gives her apologetic look. "I don't scare you or uncomfortable. I'm... I autistic as bricks, okay? I'm not a charmer. I not funny. I don't have any clever lines. If there was a flashy colt in the room us now, he would probably be more charming thab me, but no one takes what I want. I would fuck him up!"
>You get angry in the end and then you shake your head.
"Sorry fuck, look I'm not flirting with ouy anyway. I know I'm an alien I just mean in the hypotehtic-
"I just hate being dismissed because I'm kind and-
>You shake your head.
"Fuck it. Do you wish me to leave you? I'll go."
>Rarity looks in different direction.
>She seems to wear and expression that says your crazy.
>But you keep staring at her and meet her gaze everytime she looks at you without flinching.
>She scratch one front hoof with the other adn she looks like she ponders the situation.
>"You can stay. And I'm flattered but let's not talk about this anymore," she says. "Please take your shirt off."
To be continued...

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<Add a description of Rarity moving her a tail slightly to the side while you confess your love to her in to the last post in your head. It should be there.

>Still be Anon.
>Your impressed that Rarity has learned what a shirt is, kind of.
>You tried to teach her the names of the clothing articles that didn't ecist here in Equestria.
>But clearly she can't tell the differnece between a jumper and a shirt yet.
>You pull off both at the same time by grabing the fabric of your jumper's shoulders and pull them overhead and reveal your upper body.
>Yeah, your belly has never been a without fat.
>You aren't fat but your abs don't show either.
>You kinda have a band of fat at the lower part of your stomach.
>It's always been like that as far as you can remember.
>It doesn't seem to change much regardless if you train hard, starve yourself, or eat a lot.
>You fat proportions have always been the same your entire life.
>However, if you're gonna be self-concious, you would praise yourself for yhe powerful body you did possess.
>You wish you were stronger of course but so did Arnold in his prime you have heard.
>So while you stomach wasn't flat like a board, you did have a powerful chest, broad shoulders, and meaty hands.
>Can't forget about your bicepts, they big, thick balls.
>Although ever since got here, your skin had gone green.
>Kinda body horror honestly to look like shrek but greener.
>You kinda looked like summer grass, you were somekind of incarnation of nature.
>Well, at leasst you weren't a nigger.
>It's kinda funny that fashion horse drove you wild considering you clearly didn't ggive a fuck about fashion.
>Your jumper was plain and red while your jeans shorts were blue and underneath the jumper was random blue shirt.
>Or well, maybe that made sense.
>You just picked them out at random the day you got isekaied, like you always do.
>You also had a massive black beard and black hair that was too long and very thick tho that was just how you were.
>Whatever features you had for a face had been replaced by aquestion make that move accordingly to give your face a proper expression.
>The need to flex infront of this lovely mare came to you but you stopped yourself, you would cringe at yourself afterwards.
>But you straighten up to you full height and meet her gaze.
>You extended your clothes towards and she picked it up in her magic.
>She put them on the counter but continue to inspect you.
>You paid it little attention because you pondered the morality of your next move as you usually do.
>You didn't reflect on it at the time but you though you picked up her lick her mouth in your peripheral as she walk around like shark while gazeing up towards yout shoulders.
>She took out a measuring tape and began to take lengths all over your upper body.
>Meanwhile, you thought about it: Consdering the conversation you just had, would it be 'uncuth' as Rarity herself would put it to drop trou?
>That was the plan from the begining.
>You probably wanted new pairs of underwear.
>So you did want her to at least try to make a few copies of the ones you wore.
>She has plead for you to let her take your measruements because earlier another day.
>It seemed like she just thought the challenge of making cloths for an alien was exciting for her.
>And she had simply refused your offer of just copying the cloths you already hade completely.
>She wanted to make her own version of them or her own original clothes for humans.
>You didn't mind but perhaps she didn't anymore cause of the awakwardness you just created.
>Maybe you could ask for a towel or something...
>Fuck.
>But then you could just imagine a screaming soyjack face motherfucker be like: "Hoh hoh hoh, aww you can't show your penis can you. Dicklet confirmed."
>You clench your teeth growl at that stupid imaginary guy's face.
>Wanna fucking fight, you daft cunt? I'll kill you! you scream in your head.
>Your break your buckle apart and sends done your trousers and underwear onto the ground.
>You grab them of the ground and throw them away.
"Fuck youuuuuu!" you shout.
>You blink a few times nad spin around.
>Did you just drop your pants with your ass towards Rarity?
>Well, maybe screaming outof nowhere was a bit weirder tho.
>Rarity has drop her tape and has jumped back.
>She stands low with her horn alight in blue.
>She looks a bit shellshocked.
>You bringa hand to your temples and rub them.
"I'm crazy. I'm sorry," you say and hunch down to her level.
>You look tilt your head forward and close your eyes while making a motion with your open hands that says, 'Pleease calm down. I mean you no harm.'
>Actually, you should probably just say that too.
"I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Didn't mean to scare you. Like, uhh... As I said before, my world is not as kind as yours. I was just reliving something traumatic."
>After while of nothing doing anything in that position you suddenly feel a hoof on your shoulder.
>You look up and into a pair of beautiful blue eyes.
>They are filled with pity.
>"It's quit alright Darling, but please don't... Shout like that again," she says.
>Fuck.
>That hurts in guilt.
>For a moment pain washes over your face but then you look at her with your serious, determined gaze again.
>You nod towards her.
"I will," you say and your gaze becomes warm and kind again.
>You're think of yourself as kind afterall.
>SHe gives you a warm smile back.
>Kinda like the ones she gave you before you confessed to her.
>You stand up, feeling relieved that's fixed.
>"Pfft," you hear.
>You down at her.
>She has the wojack, looking sideways condecesion look.
"What?" you ask.
>She waves a hoof.
>"Oh, it's nothing darling," she says but still has sadonic smile on her features.
>A crease appears between your eyebrows.
"No, spit it out. I can take it."
>"Well... It's just funny that sompony like you cna ravage me is all."
>What the fuck is this?

Ehh, proably would have differnet ending but became cliffhanger cuz characterlimit. I'm starting to related to GG, who would have thought.