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VE6yo
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No.9669
9673 9675 9677
The latest installment of the Game, which has Tracy getting in line for heaven knows what. Trump, Torcuil and Trump are quickly,... not getting there 'cuz Trump tower only actually moves at an oxen-pace.
Previous bread here: https://mlpol.net/vx/res/8954.html
\r
809 replies and 60 files omitted.
nO0ip
?
No.10483
[1d20 = 10]
>>10481
Nice roll but he's gone

In the alternative, trump smacks the fuck out of the back of tracy's head to prevent her from swallowing anything
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10484
10487
[bloodthirsty hoers noises]
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10485
10486 10487
As the essence of Soros begins to evaporate from the scene, the 'silent' sound of roaring fires echo within the character's ears,....
"Its not enough." she says*. "He'll be back*, and he'll bring ever more hoardes against you, and you, and,... you*"
"There is no stopping him*."
Thez begins an unfamiliar dance.

Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10486
10488
>>10485
GM, what'd Tracy get in >>10481 ?
nO0ip
?
No.10487
10489
[1d20 = 17]
>>10484
Smacks pony with a hand 64 times the size of his already yuge normal hands. Because he's not going through all of that shit again
>>10485
"Yeah I know. Only months away from death and he gives 16 billion to his foundation so it can pay interest forever. There is no end"
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10488
>>10486
Fucking nothing because he left by that point
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10489
10490
>>10487
"~Unf!"
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10490
10491
>>10489
Picks up pony (yes, she's the size of a Clydesdale, but he's much larger now), opens its mouth and removes anything from it, and then puts her over his shoulders so she is away from any blood or biomass material
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10491
10495
>>10490
Didn't the size buff wear off?
Also, wait for GM.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10492
10494 10495 10496
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Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10493
10494 10495
"I can't,... you don't know,... I'll never forget you. Not Torcuil who doubts himself, nor Trump who never doubts himself. Not Tracy who is far more magnificent than she ever imagined, nor Infernius. Infernius. You big fukkin' oaf." She laughs for a moment, as her presence continues to dissolve.
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10494
10497
>>10493
>>10492
THEZ NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10495
>>10491
Either way, he's bigger than you to the degree he can pick you up
>>10492
>>10493
Trump actually feels sad and frightened at this
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10496
>>10492
>Her physical essence, and that of all the outsiders both dead and living begin to fade away, like feathers blown off of a pile.
[Discontented hoers noises!]
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10497
10498
>>10494
runs towards thez.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10498
>>10497
*cheers on*
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10499
10526
Upon realizing what Thez is doing, he smiles

"She did have it in her. I'm impressed."
He speaks to Thez, but softly, because he knows she wouldn't hear him anyways,
"I misjudged you"
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10500
10501 10502
"I'll always be just behind the veil, thinking and cheering for you, all of you. This was only an idea, and yet thanks to you it has been so much more. I didn't know that this sorta sentimental crap worked for non-humans, but what the hey right?"
She wipes her face.
"Anyway, thanks for being a part. Its been real for me, for my faggot, and for alot of others I hope. You don't get this kind of,..." her voice cracks again. She sighs.
"What I mean is, all of you are special and I hope you know that."
"Time is what it is, and if there IS a way through the barrier I've just enacted, I'll find it. Especially for you (indicating Infernius)."
"Do your best, everyone of you, and maybe we'll meet again."
And with that, Thez vanishes.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10501
10505
>>10500
"Go with God"
[YouTube] We'll Meet Again - Vera Lynn [Embed]

Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10502
10503 10526
>>10500
infernuis lets out a wail loud enough for the gods themselves can hear.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10503
>>10502
*slowly walks up*
*pats back*
Tracy's faggot is stabbed in the back for breaking character
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10504
10508
OKKAY!
So cinematics aside, everyone has gained 2 levels that they have to distribute however they will.
The danger has subsided and the enemies are either dispatched (or disappeared) or have fled to the hills.
Port Barry is safe again, and I can't even. Seriously.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10505
>>10501
Nice pali. It is not God that she is want to go with. In time though.
The land is safe from outsiders.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10506
10511
The players will find a variety of deliberately placed mementos and accoutrements in and around their "areas".
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10507
10509
As Thez vanishes in front of him, he realizes only then an appreciation for her that had never before manifested. But as he stares in that spot, he realizes a new emptiness. A different emptiness, only made greater by Thez's absence, but still independent of it. A feeling that he fucked up, that he harmed things, and that there is no recovering. It will never be as right as it once was, and though the system may never fail, it will ever function as it once did - as it once could. He stands there unmoving until the others are away, and then limps back alone to Trump Tower
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10508
10510
>>10504
Tracy's a Blackguard now?
If she put more skill points into Concentration (she's been training it with her kunai for while now), could she take Pyrokinetic and Psionic Fist as Well?
*sets beaten garbage can on fire to meet the requirement*
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10509
10516 10704
>>10507
As Trump stands there, several of the ne'er do wells surge forward to brace him.
"She told us something like this might happen. You're the unequivocal leader now. Stand firm, and if you falter we shall be your knees."
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10510
10515
>>10508
Yes
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10511
10513 10514
>>10506
*looks around*
What mementos?
Also, muh roll of 20 to get that chunk of Soros!
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10512
collapses in the spot thez was in.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10513
>>10511
Check ur room ^;_~
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10514
10517
>>10511
"No Tracy" Trump says with a soft voice, as if he's been beaten down. "it will only do you harm"
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10515
10524
830555__safe_artist-colon-wuzzlefluff_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_nicolas cage_super saiyan.png
>>10510
>Tfw three prestige classes
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10516
>>10509
"yay" Trump says sort of ironically. "Clear the streets and the houses of the dead. Take number, and bury them outside town, near the garden of the new monastery. Tomorrow we begin the rebuilding."
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10517
10519
>>10514
[disappointed hoers noises...]
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10519
>>10517
"Not all change is progress, little pony. Not all power is desirable"
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10523
For simplification (and so I don't have to do this again, ffs I had no idea):
In Trump's room is Sugoito, a +4 (normal), +7 Shatter-spike. It is a weapon designed to destroy weapons with. Its less effective against opponents, but insanely effective against the arms they bear.
In Tracy's room is all kinds of gilt an jewelry. "You're pretty, don't hide it ^_~" is the note apparent.
In Infernius' room are Thez' pair of blackened sleeves, as well as her garter belt, and a small multi-faceted stone.
"You will need the belt, but you should have no problem taming the arms. Its been a long time since they've seen someone with a heart like yours. EAT THE STONE!"
In Torcuil's room:
A ring, and a pair of bracers, and a magnifying glass.
"Torcuil, you were the first to see this as more than just whimsey. For that you have my unending gratitude. To the degree that I am able, I will look after you foremost."
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10524
>>10515
Wait a minute, she could become a Slayer too, if she had more Knowledge ranks in dungeoneering.

*Goes into library and reads every single bood about >Rape-Dungeons (I was actually going to make her do this, because I was going to see if she could get the ants to build her one)*
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10525
10527 10530
There will be a few weeks (game-time) before the next session. Players are encouraged to devise and plan as they will. Everyone is a 13lvl +2 character now, and everyone's more versed in the rules. Don't bring it weak!
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10526
>>10499
That actually means alot. ty
>>10502
U fukkin oaf

Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10527
10529 10534
>>10525
*greed intensifies*
If she takes Spring Attack as her second Feat, can she become an Elocator?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10528
Alright, who unraped the mainboard?
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10529
>>10527
Possibly, I'll look into it.
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10530
10531
>>10525
are we in cinematic mode now?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10531
10532 10534
>>10530
Until further notice (prolly next fri-sat)
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10532
10533
>>10531
i eat the stone.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10533
10535
>>10532
Good lad. You'll need it, if you're planning on challenging the sleeves (PUT THE BELT ON TOO)
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10534
10541
>>10527
*sighs*
>>10531
It's going to take a lot of resources to rebuild, but I guess it must be done
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10535
10538
>>10533
(I Do)
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10536
"And I wanted to shout, to call to all our brothers, our soldiers, who are lying in the Russian, Ukrainian, Belorussian and Polish earth, who sleep for ever on the fields of our battles: 'Comrades, can you hear us? We’ve done it!'"
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10537
Meanwhile:
"That, well it didn't hurt as much as I thought it would. It did hurt though," she says to GM.
I know. ~_~
"I meant what I said though, I think they'll survive. In game or outside, I think these ones are stronk."
You're memeing at me?
"Xp are you complaining? This IS all your fault after all!"
Wench. Don't you have stuff to do?
"Nope, I'm here until something demands my attention. Get used to it faggot!"
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10538
>>10535
Ooooooh, u motherfucker
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10539
10540 10542 10550
BTW before I forget (Thez was gonna say this in her goodbye spiel but forgot) Tracy: stop fighting it. You're pregnant now. I'll explain it if you want, but it is what it is.
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10540
>>10539
>high pitch sqweeeing.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10541
10543
>>10534
The jeweler runs up to you.
"Mr Trump! Mr Trump, I am directed to inform you that arrangements have been made, and through this jeweler (he stops for a moment cuz its talking about him) has legitimate contracts guaranteeing a sufficient influx of wealth to the city. You're welcome,"
Signed T
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10542
10544
>>10539
Ignoring this post for the time being
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10543
>>10541
"Huh?"
Trump thinks about the business contract he overheard Thez making
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10544
10545
>>10542
He's right.
Gentlemen (and/or ladies?) its been real. More real than it should have been, which is why its been so much fun. I thank and appreciate you all, inndividually and collectively.
I plan for more, so further players need not hide nor be shy.
Good game everyone, good game.
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10545
10547
>>10544
what is the belt?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10546
"Enough of that Smarmy sheit." Lenos breaks in.
"Quit being a bunch of faggots." he says, returning to the forge.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10547
10548 10549
>>10545
Uhhhhh,... put it on.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10548
>>10547
... before the sleeves
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10549
>>10547
ok i put it on.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10550
10551 10557
606742__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-aryanne_artist-colon-randy_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_big eyes_blood_face picture_female_implied violence_i.jpg
>>10539
>thought she was infertile for all these years
>Just finished an intense, grueling battle
>massive mind-fuck from manifesting an enormous number of latent psionic powers, and abilities of 4-5 prestige classes
>now this
*faints*
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10551
10553 10554 10558
>>10550
>faints
Preggos, amirite?
Seriously, Q/A/Meta time. Bring it.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10553
10556
>>10551
Did Soros scream like a bitch when I rolled that last 20 to take a bite out of him?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10554
10562
>>10551
How should I go about slowly developing extraplanar and psionic abilities?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10555
>Pregnancy
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10556
10559
>>10553
He's STILL fuming. Do you KNOW how ingratiating it is to get BTFO by a bunch of anons on a 'random' board?? He won't live this one down, not after losing an arm (u saw how quick he was to transfer 'funds')
nO0ip
?
No.10557
10560
33330283_ef24501ba8_b.jpg
Trump sighs, and pulls out an old, yet still fully inflated Football from his pack

>>10550
Tracy! he yells out at the now back to small pony-sized blue horse. He shows her the ball. "Me and my old friends on the patrol would play this on the field between shifts... hell, during shifts, back when we were stationed in Edinburgh, in the Valley. I kept it with me all these many years, through my first term as sheriff, through the tribulations against the NFL, and now here. It's one of the few things that had remained. I had thought I would use it to kick off the Port Barry Generals, but I feel like they need something less of me and more of them. I want you to take it. Not just take it, use it. See if any of the children - hell, any of the actual players, will play with you. You know I can teach you"
offers the ball, which is a bit faded

\r
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10558
10562 10568
>>10551
did i gain levels in jedi?
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10559
10561 10562
>>10556
It's a videogame and paranormal board

How is Tracy pregnant?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10560
10563
>>10557
You bastard...
*is out cold, cold*
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10561
830606__artist needed_safe_oc_oc only_oc-colon-tracy cage_monochrome_punisher.png
>>10559
>paranormal board
There's your answer.
This is /vx/: the larps are real.
Have fun being a dad.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10562
10563 10568
>>10554
Keep on, Do it.
>>10558
You seem to have levels. Go forth young padawan.
>>10559
Its a paranormal board. Okay, when Tracy drank Soros' blood she inherited part of his lasting nature, which repaired her reproductive tract, Then Trump <ahem> "adminidtered care"
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10563
10565
>>10560
"It's okay, you can play it with us"
>>10562
So... Is Trumpaladin the Father?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10564
10566 10568
"That there is and would be a child of Trump and Tracy is very clearly written in the beore-prophecy of the prophecy. I thought you knew all that," Fae offers
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10565
10566
>>10563
"Progenitor is the preferred term"
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10566
10569 10572
>>10564
>>10565
Fae, why you betray me like this?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10567
Yeah, that was some metaphysical shit that just went down.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10568
10570
>>10558
I did.
>>10562
Later that week, Tracy hits the books like she's goddamn Twilight, inspired by a newfound ambition.
She reads all the books surrounding psionic, local politics and geography, dungeons, planning weddings, knife-crafting, arcane spells surrounding regular polygons, famous Footballers, child care, and ancient zebra alchemy, maxing out her knowledge ranks in all of the fields.
>>10564
>Trumpaladin fulfilled the horsepussy element of the prophecy
John Elway smiles down upon the football field.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10569
10571 10575
>>10566
"Betray? I am stalwart against any that would defy the Law,... even you good Horsefucker" ^_~
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10570
10573
>>10568
You're not maxing out on everything.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10571
10574
>>10569
Just... Why
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10572
10575
>>10566
>John Elway
>Football
>roasted Goat
>licking herself
.
.
.
.
>You
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10573
>>10570
Yeah, that's bullshit... Reading is for Unicorns..
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10574
>>10571
You think I'm gonna sideline my effervescent-ness for just any reason?
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10575
10577 10579
>>10572
>>>e621
No I wasn't talking about being with the lizard cat, I meant why she gotta pair me with Anakin Skywalker over here
>>10569
WHY COULDN'T YOU HAVE FOREWARNED ME!

Reeeeeeee!!!!
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10576
>prolly didn't finish the vid to see the gurl faded away.
There are so many layers to this. Just go with it.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10577
10578
>>10575
"I could have, but then the prophecy might have been nullified. THAT should be avoided (as it was and should be) far more than any lives of yours or mine!"
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10578
10582
>>10577
"It appears I know less than I thought I did. Where does this prophecy go from here?"
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10579
10581
>>10575
>Anakin Skywalker
*Tracy's faggot takes note to add a couple Star Wars references to the next development flowchart*
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10581
10583
>>10579
It'll be from the prequel series, keep that in mind
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10582
10585
BTW, mainboard rape.
>>10578
"It was not certain that you fulfilled the prophecy until you <ahem> filled it. Where it goes may take days, weeks, months, or more to gestate. Though it awkward, brave Trump, you can/will endure."
She seems to have increased appreciation of Trump.
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10583
Spoilered
>>10581
Sounds absolutely Unoriginal.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10584
Elway praise Trump
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10585
10586
>>10582
*Tracy's faggot crosses-out 7 of the flowcharts that led to Tracy murdering Fae*
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10586
10587 10588
>>10585
Go with it. Do you realize the modifiers a preggo mother gets in a fight?! Its INSANE!
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10587
10589 10593
>>10586
Don't get me wrong; there were more than twenty of them.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10588
10593
>>10586
He's already doing more than enough bullshit to super buff his character into the most powerful jedi or whatever that ever lived, I think that's not necessary
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10589
10590
>>10587
Did you really create flowcharts
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10590
10591
>>10589
Yes. I crafted a system that I call "Yandere calculus" to determine how I'll play her with each given development, all for the sake of staying in character.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10591
10594
>>10590
... Couldn't you just intuit what Tracy's character would do at each given crossroads, and not need to map out all possible outcomes with probably dozens of variables?
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10592
eb2ac60ca2d0c80739398ea3cf6642e0--thousand-yard-stare-vietnam-veterans.jpg
>mfw
Yay me
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10593
10598 10600
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Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10594
10595 10597
>>10591
The flowcharts give her structure: the mess of different paths are her "mind" per say. I can still nudge it in any direction, or ignore the charts altogether, but I prefer to keep her in character (so it's not me making the decisions; it's her). They also give a rational order to the mind of a seemingly irrational character.
I work hard to make this fun.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10595
10597 10599
>>10594
Its supposed to be fun. Thats my pinnacle agenda.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10596
>"SEASON ONE" GAME OVER
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10597
10691
abstrusegooseworldview_519.png
>>10594
This is what is happening here
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MeasuringTheMarigolds
>>10595
What would be the most relevant classes to spend the upgrades on?
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10598
>>10593
>tfw your Egregore, manifested over 24 years, is the waifu of another fictional character

Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10599
1506152066861.png
>>10595
>When everything I do feels like a power struggle
Maybe I'm not doing this right
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10600
>>10593
infernuis feel honored
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10601
10602 10603
Where is Lenos right now?
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10602
10603
>>10601
i also wish to know.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10603
10606
>>10601
>>10602
Lenos is busy hitting things with a hammer. It works for him.
"Whadya want?"
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10604
10605
Tracy's faggot finally goes to bed.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10605
>>10604
... and sleeps soundly, guarded and warded by friends and their thought-forms.
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10606
10607 10609
>>10603
you show me how to make gold-steel?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10607
10608 10609
>>10606
"I don't know how to MAKE it, but I DO know how to make 'er move! With a hammer I mean,...."
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10608
>>10607
ok so you show me intro to metalurgy?
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10609
>>10606
>>10607
>Flowchart calls for casual acts of good nature, when Tracy is feeling this good
Tracy's faggot is to tired and lazy to write it out, but assume Tracy dug up the golem parts and dumped them in the crafting area, some time later in the next couple days after she woke up.
She did it when nobody was looking, in stealth.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10610
10613
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Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10613
10695
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Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10614
10695
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Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10615
Okay, after looking into the prestige classes, it's actually just bullshit for Tracy to level up as a Slayer and Elocater while being something else because of the "Powers Known" trait: she could take the classes, but she'd have to choose which abilities to manifest.
Guardian Paramount was the class the Flowcharts call for in the Good Ending, so forget about the Spring Attack feat and take the Feats of Blinding Speed, Superior Initiative, and Lightning Reflexes.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10616
10617
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Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10617
>>10616
Wow... That'll help with the ceremony.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10619
10621 10645
BTW, I totally nerfed the Soros fight. It was gonna be long and drawn out, and super exhaustive/ing, but when we got to him I found that I was super exhausted. It would have been a battle of attrition, but even if ppl died they would have lived cuz Thez has the random stick. I was gonna make everyone work for it, but the outcome was kinda inevitable anyway cuz Thez is herself a Deus Ex Machina.
Now, Lenos is still around (he's no slouch), and Slag is somewhere in the periphery, but from this point on there are no safety nets. Trump tower has an Entertron which heals/revives anyone placed in it (but you're still hungry), and Trump will probably want to get to work throwing deceased civilians in there. That said, I'm going to be getting more creative with these sessions, as I won't be split between deciding what Thez wants to do while determining what is happening.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10621
10624
>>10619
Can Tracy try a diplomacy check with the residents of the Hive to see if they could help her excavate one of those caves in the mountain into a secret lair?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10624
10627
>>10621
I wouldn't even involve a diplomacy check, go nuts.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10626
10645
Basically, the players have about 3 weeks of 'interim' game time to decide what developments they want to apply to their characters, and what additions they want to apply to the world and their environment. As port Barry is rebuilt, new buildings, stores, and resources can be made to order (within reason) and established. Players can rp or describe what is/will/has happened, whichever they prefer. Also, though there are 2 rules expressly forbidding it, word around the Port (especially in light of last night's events and the sudden participation of the ne'er do wells) tells of a Fight Club, something Thez started weeks ago when the party first liberated the city from the rats. ^_~
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10627
10628 10645
>>10624
Tracy gathers up a few books on Foosball, divegrass, dungeoneering, and anything else that seems useful, and heads off to the Hive.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10628
10629
>>10627
She should bring paper and a pen
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10629
10630
>>10628
She'll just write it on Ponimaru's skin.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10630
10631 10645
>>10629
Uhm, I mean for the ants. They don't have mouths, and they lost their potato. Also, Thez taught Ponimaru a few tricks. She's the one who brought him back btw, and after a few unscripted interactions she took him as an apprentice.
She IS a grandmaster monk after all.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10631
10632 10645
>>10630
>took him as her apprentice
So what you're saying is, he won't just run and scream like a bitch when he sees Tracy again?
I kept meaning to make him a soccer ball out of the skin on his butt as a consolation gift (he wouldn't know what it was), but Trollestia kept getting in the way..
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10632
10633
>>10631
No, and he'll be much less of a newb if you ever fight again.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10633
10634 10635
>>10632
*scoffs*
Well, when they do meet, Tracy would probably have a set hierarchy in her mind (getting 1-shot K.O'd knocks you down on the totem pole).
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10634
10636 10647
>>10633
Tracy can still whup his ass, but he could probably rival Fae at this point.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10635
>>10633
Were you wanting to 'game' an interaction with the ants, or were you asking to determine possibility?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10636
10638
>>10634
Well, I was planning on turning one of those caves into a secret >rape dungeon, so yes.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10638
10639
>>10636
I was more wondering if you wanted to RP the exchange or was simply getting it done your interest?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10639
10640
>>10638
I gotta do stuff for the next few hours, but I'm not exactly sure what I'll do atm..
I assumed Tracy would first have to butter-up the ants to get them to help her out; maybe impress them with foosball knowledge.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10640
10641
>>10639
That would certainly impress them, but since they don't have a Queen anymore and aren't working to keep her safe/cozy/pregnant all the time (not to mention catering to her every whim cuz mind control), they would not be opposed to a side project. They're excellent diggers and engineers, and they feel they owe the party anyway, their quality of life has shot through the roof since she got squished.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10641
10642
>>10640
That's what she'll do then.
Any options/limitations on the dungeon, before I plan it out?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10642
10643
>>10641
Well, the only restriction would be technological, as ants don't use tech or tools at all. Other than that, I look forward to seeing what you come up with.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10643
10644
>>10642
I suck at planning shit... I'll try though.
No tech needed though, mostly just lots of dark, private, secretive space.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10644
>>10643
Perhaps you mean "I've had less success with planning things in the past."
Take your time, try not to get frustrated or discouraged. ^_^
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10645
10646
>>10619
>Trump tower has an Entertron which heals/revives anyone placed in it... and Trump will probably want to get to work throwing deceased civilians in there.
Tell me more!
>>10631
>>10627
I saw that! I will end you you globalist shill
>>10630
Can the ants be conscripted to do manual labor for purposes besides building a bat cave?
>>10626
>As port Barry is rebuilt, new buildings, stores, and resources can be made to order (within reason) and established
Okay, this is what I really want and need. I need a damage report on Port Barry
Anonymous
0PW0t
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No.10646
>>10645
Well, its a booth, and whoever is put in it is restored to life and full health (eliminating status ailments, etc.). Its basically an instant revive, except at least one person has to be alive enough to get anyone there (so if everyone dies, GM has to get creative) putting the ball more in the players' court.
The ants can be conscripted to do labor, in fact that's what they're good at. For a larger-scale project they would probably require some sort of incentive or remuneration, and also note that they don't know the first thing about aesthetics.
Alot of the damage is superficial, with over half the buildings showing fire damage. Still, some of the inner buildings have been entirely reduced to rubble. The sticky wicket has been entirely spared, because Thez liked the place and performed an unhallow on the place (so when invading, the demons and devils were like "Hey, this place is kinda nice. We'll leave this one"), as is the Rusty Duck, which was a rallying point for many of the civilians and a point from which the people began to fight back. Also the brothel was untouched, as well as the rich neighborhood simply 'cuz there weren't really any people there (no victims = boring).
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10647
10648 10651
>>10634
Reeee! Why is Fae so weak? Is there anything I can do to increase her strength and speed?
Anonymous
0PW0t
?
No.10648
10649
>>10647
Certainly. As a character she's level 1, but can easily train, develop, and progress as any character would. Have her do stuff, she'll get better.
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10649
10652
>>10648
Well shit, then I'm signing her straight up for fight club, and spending other time teaching football to the citizenry. Teaching involves playing of course, which is a very physical activity. Eventually, I think I'll move her over to the Military Order
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
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No.10651
10652 10654
>>10647
She's just a level 7 monster.
Anonymous
0PW0t
?
No.10652
10655
fight-club-brad-pitt-tyler-durden.jpg
>>10649
>sign up for Fight Club
You don't know how that works do you? I get your meaning though.
>>10651
For one she's a 9HD creature, but for two that's just her baseline. Any creature can advance, esp by way of player intervention
Anonymous
0PW0t
?
No.10653
"Ooooh! I would SO have whupped some shape into her! You're such a faggot!" Thez says in response to the latest, and at OP.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10654
10655 10658
>>10651
Then why the hell is white knight weeb horse at the same level?

Nope, search the tower for power crystals
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10655
10656 10658
>>10652
Interesting. Is there anything else I should know about improving monsters?
>>10654
Ponies are the superior species.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10656
10657 10658
>>10655
But Ponimaru is not a pony, he''s a horse
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10657
10658
>>10656
Good point.
Anonymous
0PW0t
?
No.10658
>>10654
Not the same level, but Thez taught him some techniques and forms which put him on relatively equal standing in terms of combat ability.
>>10655
Thats a broad topic, so I'll give a quick rundown.
Monsters and creatures are designed to be, right out of the book, <blam> there's a thing. It doesn't incorporate history, etymology, conditioning, etc. For the most part, they're there to get owned on. Advancing a creature is not dissimilar to advancing a player or character, in that experience and circumstance allows the creature to refine its self. To be quite honest, given Fae's participation in recent events, I'm not opposed to giving her a level as a fighter or another mundane (no bully) class.
>>10656
>>10657
He's a young colt, and he's got spirit, even if he is squishy. (he is though)
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10659
10660
If Tracy has Ethereal abilities, could I at least say that she's gotten to the point that she could glitch through walls?
She'll develop the dungeon based on that.
Anonymous
0PW0t
?
No.10660
10665
>>10659
The answer depends more on where you put her at the end of three weeks and with 2 additional levels to assign. Tl:dr probably.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10661
10662 10663
If Tracy is now an outsider, shouldn't she be banished from the realm along with all of the other outsiders with Thez's spell?
Anonymous
0PW0t
?
No.10662
10664
>>10661
Good question! No. Thez' spell (wish, its a Pit Fiend thing) was particular to full-on outsiders, and while Tracy has developed outsider traits, she is still quite natural-ish-for-Tracy. So yes, there is a 'taint' of outsider to her, but no that does not compromise her ability/nativity to the environment.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10663
10664
>>10661
[Infernal hoers noises!]
Tracy still has a dual body and a corporeal form through: she's different, maybe closer to a Native Outsider.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10664
10665 10666
>>10662
All Outsiders must now be removed
>>10663
>Native Outisder
Per the Outsider Exclusion Act of 1882, you no longer have valid legal status in this realm, and shall be removed
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10665
10667
>>10660
Say she's been honing her concentration and focusing on her Su type abilities, including psionics and etherealness.
The Dungeon largely functions as a private place for her to focus her powers.
>>10664
No. Activating the Anchor-Baby clause: Tracy, as a Native Outsider, is originated and tied to the material plane; she even still needs to eat sleep and breath. She cannot be banished due to having been born material.
Anonymous
0PW0t
?
No.10666
>>10664
A disembodied hand appears above Trump for a moment, and <WHONK> he has a lump on his head.
"It was business."
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10667
10668
>>10665
Were you born in this realm? No? You have to go back
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10668
10670
>>10667
Neither was Trumpadin.
Nobody said the God Emperor couldn't have a foreign waifu, anyway.
Anonymous
0PW0t
?
No.10669
1507167442381.jpg
Thez stated none who were born, native, OR BROUGHT to this realm,... everyone in the party is excluded.
why did I have to put so many feels into that scene?
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10670
10671 10672
570570ce01c0093de022b2727e867c7e--supermodels-my-little-pony.jpg
>>10668
Actually, speaking of which, GM, can I import a Slovenian Unicorn for Waifu purposes?
Anonymous
0PW0t
?
No.10671
>>10670
Thats not the first time you've asked that, I thought you were kidding. First step - per your description - is how do you intend to contact Slovenia?
Anonymous
0PW0t
?
No.10672
10673
>>10670
Import? As in trade? No. I'll look into how to put a Slovenian unicorn into the mix, but if I were in Vegas my money would be on "Tracy's gonna kill".
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10673
10674 10675
>>10672
>You changed IPs, and your new hash is now h0LO. Congratulations, you are now "Holocaust" user
Well, whichever foreign land has hot unicorns looking for visas. Port Barry is, well, a port, so it must have contacts with far off exotic lands
>Tracy's gonna kill
Why is she so eager to lay an exclusive claim on Trumpaladin but so uneager to be waifu material? Oh well. The hot new unicorn can stay in the heavily guarded areas of Trump Tower, and give public speeches that she plagiarizes from Twilight Sparkle. And if Tracy succeeds, then at least Tracy will have committed an aggravated felony, and so can have her visa revoked and be deported back to the outside regions
Anonymous
0PW0t
?
No.10674
10675
>>10673
The power went out, my wifi reset. I'll see myself to the gas chambers.
>>10673
>why is she...
<smack> I'm <smack> working <smack> on <smack> it! Surely you know the plot of the Taming of the Shrew?
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10675
10676 10678
>>10673
>Why is she so eager to lay an exclusive claim on Trumpaladin
Have you leaned nothing these past 4 months?!
>...can stay in the heavily guarded areas of Trump Tower...
>bla bla
Try telling that to a level 15 extraplanar rogue. I'll turn her into prenatal smoothies and make it look like a skiing accident, if you tempt me.
>>10674
GM, were you intending to add quests to this game? I really want to take that Assassin class.
Anonymous
0PW0t
?
No.10676
10681
>>10675
I'll get right on it
Anonymous
0PW0t
?
No.10677
"You know,...."
You have no idea what you've just done.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10678
10679 10681
>>10675
Okay then. I'm turning in my >>8888 →, my >>9999, and my >>10000 for official waifuing of Trollestia. Tourcil can still have her as a mount, so long as Trump can mount her in other ways. And yes, all ponies are impressed by quads. To further impress her, I show her my twitter account which is nothing but global-scale trolling
Anonymous
0PW0t
?
No.10679
>>10678
I was gonna say something snarky, but since Thez is now Infernius' waifu I suppose I don't have a leg to stand on. Also, you're right, the twitter is some topkek trolling.
Anonymous
0PW0t
?
No.10680
10681
Can I just,... for a moment?
If you have a chance, check the board statistics, and hit on /vx/ on the bottom. You know that's pretty much all us right? Thanks fam.
Anonymous
w7TKI
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No.10681
10682 10684 10686 10687 10689
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Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10682
10683
>>10681
it means we're building board culture
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10683
>>10682
*
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10684
10685 10686
>>10681
I will fucking murder you
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10685
10686
>>10684
Not if I murder you first!
Anonymous
0PW0t
?
No.10686
>>10684
>>10685
>wistful sigh
Ahhh, young love,....
>>10681
Thats fine. You're basically describing a Fortress of Solitude (less on fortress), where Tracy can do her thing(s) without interruption. Done.
Anonymous
0PW0t
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No.10687
10698
>>10681
>RPGs become dramatic etc.
I'd be remiss if I didn't state that this is/was/has-always-been one of my agendas.
Anonymous
0PW0t
?
No.10688
10698
It works along the same lines as voodoo desu
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10689
10692
>>10681
>All this shit for privacy
Literally just walk a little further away from town, and pay any outdoors-men to be quiet
Anonymous
w7TKI
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No.10691
10693

>>10597
>GM never answered his request for advice
As far as I can understand, Paladins don't exactly multi-class (epic paladin is already best class though), but they can take prestige classes. Being as how your character is based on the President of the united states, who (((some))) would call a populist, I'd suggest going for the epic prestige class of High Proselytizer for maximum leadership (could command armies of converts), and dedication to football-related spells. Another class could be Divine Emissary (probably better for combat and spells), although it seems like it'd take a bit of planning to meet the requirements.

(Both of those classes would be perfect for Infernius too as a cleric, if he hadn't wasted all his feats on force powers without even taking a psionic class, instead of honing his dedication to Hitler)
Anonymous
0PW0t
?
No.10692
>>10689
You're missing the point. Tracy wants to make a space for herself that is unoccupied, unknown, virtually (physically) impassable, unique, safe, structured to her proclivities, etc.
<BOOF> approved
Anonymous
0PW0t
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No.10693
10694
>>10691
This. Sorry I missed the post, though it was buried in a sea of autism. You're right though, except that Infernius had already begun learning Psionics from a book he found in the library.
Plan to Make Port Barry Great Again, Part 1
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10694
10696
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Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10695
10696 10706
>>10613
>>10614
good story op
Anonymous
0PW0t
?
No.10696
10697 10704
>>10695
*blogpost
>>10694
I get where you're aiming, and you're not far off, but can I suggest that you're more fixated on the destination and may be overlooking the origin? I mean, it is good to be ambitious and you present some grand ambitions, but these things take time. I'll go ahead with "this has begun, but is a long way of reaching fruition".
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10697
10699 10701
>>10696
I do not understand
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10698
927697__semi-dash-grimdark_artist-colon-heartshielder1991_applejack_fluttershy_princess cadance_shining armor_appleshy_floppy ears_grin_lesbian_magic_m.png
>>10687
>>10688
You and I are on the exact same page here.