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Airline Peanuts
VE6yo
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No.9669
9673 9675 9677
The latest installment of the Game, which has Tracy getting in line for heaven knows what. Trump, Torcuil and Trump are quickly,... not getting there 'cuz Trump tower only actually moves at an oxen-pace.
Previous bread here: https://mlpol.net/vx/res/8954.html
\r
809 replies and 61 files omitted.
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10081
>>10079
ill pick it up and use it after he throws it.
Anonymous
VE6yo
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No.10082
>>10080
You're (you). That doesn't count. Infernius seems game tho.
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10083
10084 10085
Kay, Im back for a while
GM, I need someone to hit on me in the middle of the battle. I'll explain when it happens
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10084
10086 10087
>>10083
there are succubi here be warned.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10085
10087
>>10083
Not sure, but noted. Any "as soon as shit kicks off" plans?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10086
10088
>>10084
Nah, Trump evicted the succubi
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10087
10090
>>10084
At least no one would ever want me
>sobbing
>>10085
Ummmmm, Trump are you opposed to changing size again?
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10088
>>10086
all of them?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10089
Succubi are very weak demons tbh, not much more than dretches. They work well on civvies cuz lame, but they don't have any fight to them
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10090
10091 10095
>>10087
....

Fuck Yeah Let's do this!

Music will instead be "Rock You Like a Hurricane"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGfKi6kpdTQ
Anonymous
UtICM
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No.10091
10093 10096
>>10090
infernuis flah you the horns hand sign.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10092
Tracy? Last chance to declare actions.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10093
10094
>>10091
*flash
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10094
1y101q.jpg
>>10093

Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10095
10098 10101
>>10090
Torc grows Trump to 62 feet when the battle begins, magically preparing music
I'll be ready when everyone else is
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10096
10097
>>10091
>How did you know
Flashes the sign right back
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10097
>>10096
germaaneigh had a very good rock scene.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10098
10099
>>10095
I guess I'll be too big to ride Fae, so I'll leave her to attack seperately. Also, I'll hand the halberd over to Inferius then
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10099
10111
>>10098
Shit, I gotta go oo the store

I'll stay in a fortifyed position, focusing on keeping Trump yuge.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10100
10102
>>10075
Present
Go to full size and attack the weakest link from the side with full force, but avoid being injured so easily. If the next target isn't immediately available to mow down, find space to take cover.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10101
10103
>>10095
Torcuil is set.
Tracy, just waitin' on you. Its gonna happen, so decide what you're doing first.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10102
>>10100
Oooh, got a pali with the last. Is that your move?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10103
10106
>>10101
Idk, what can I do in one turn?
Does she get a boost from Rage or Psionic Surge? Her bloodlust is at maximum right now.
>got a pali
What does that mean?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10104
Okay, last modification:
Throw a javelin through the cone of smoke before she flanks the horde.

Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10105
10106 10107
Actually, can I cast, tweet, throw the Halberd and then grown yuge?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10106
>>10103
Palindromes r unappreciated GETs.
>>10105
Yes.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10107
10108
>>10105
>not growing big first and throwing a YUGE halberd
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10108
10109
>>10107
>best answer but too late
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10109
>>10108
Reeeee
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10110
10111
So, it seems everyone is here. Its earlier than originally stated, but are we ready? I'm saying this more for pacing and reference than allowing the players to second-guess or re-evaluate.
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10111
>>10110
>>10099

Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10112
...okay, waiting for confirmation from Torcuil then,...
>begins typing anyway
VE6yo
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No.10113
10114 10117 10118 10121
[1d20 = 15]
From the quarantine wall the party bursts into action. Infernius speeds off into the fray atop Uatchit, while Trump lifts off atop Fae. Tracy is pony sized (though only JUST, as she's got smoke coming out of everywhere) and Torcuil gets busy with some meme magic. He's not sure he quite remembers how he made Trump big last time, but here goes,....
nO0ip
?
No.10114
10115 10116
[2d20 = 4]
>>10113
Toss the Halberd

Slash and fuck you!
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10115
>>10114
reeee
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10116
>>10114
Don't worry, there's lots of 'em. I'm sure you stuck one, even if not who you were intending.
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10117
10119 10120
>>10113
Wait, do I have to write it out again?
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10118
10119
>>10113
>Autistic frog noises
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10119
10122
>>10117
Assuming you mean throwing the halbarrd/pony, growing in size, pulling out vandereim and getting jiggy, no. I got that
>>10118
Past the point of no return then.

Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10120
10121 10145 10160
>>10117
Just in case:
Silently move around the side of the horde to flank them from the side.
Grow to full size in a fit of psychotic (psionic) rage and snort 15-foot cone if smoke out into what's in front causing massive confusion. Throwing a javelin into the smoke cone, and draw a kunai knife to slash the wimpiest looking fucker she sees after charging in with two flaming hooves to the chest and a slash at the jugular. If successful, immediately snort smoke again and slash the next faggot, or recoil and pull back prepare for the next charge inwards.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10121
10123
>>10113
Yuge!
>>10120
I don't think you're getting that far around a horde that size
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10122
10124 10125
>>10119
If I give Trump twitter acsess, does the opposing army's morale go down?
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10123
10125
>>10121
They're bottlenosing at the bridge, right?
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10124
10127
>>10122
POnly if you can think of a funny meme/joke to do it with.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10125
>>10122
I think I need that already
>>10123
The tweets should cause them to all come right towards us, and ignore the bridge
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10126
The people of Port Barry are frightened, exhausted, and at wits end. Hours ago, there was peace and normalcy in their city. Heroes had appeared who promised growth, prosperity, and development, and who seemed to have the mettle to mete out such ends.
And in a moment, that hope faded.
It is no one's fault, but that day the party happened to collectively wander. No one had any hint that something was about to unfold, but suddenly and without warning came a <SLAM> at the city's main gate. <SLAM>, <SLAM>, the gate shuddered under increased impacts. The guards attempted to reinforce their positions, but they were untrained for a situation such as this.
As the increasing barrage ultimately rent the front gate, the clouds above began to swirl and spiral, darkening to an abnormal hue. It is from there that the first of the damned spewed forth upon the land.
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10127
10128 10129
>>10124
>Implying Trump's twitter isn't good enough
Anonymous
w7TKI
?
No.10128
10129
>>10127
Gib memes, meme man!
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10129
>>10127
>>10128
they better fucking be good to
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10130
10131 10132 10133 10135
The sky became its self a portal, and from there all Hell and Abyss did rain down in a fever pitch. Thez emerged from the brothel (more on that later Xp) to find that it was literally raining fiends, and not in a good way.
For a time, she fought them individually, and in groups. She focused on keeping civilians safe and providing distraction and cover for whoever needed it. How many she felled is irrelevant.
As she gained a degree of composure, she called upon the Denver Broncos, as she knew that Trump had chosen a solid bunch and that they would not falter. She called also on the fight club she'd been developing (that was the 'in a bit' part) to aid the young and in need.
She began shielding people. She knew these weapons couldn't do lasting damage, but also knew that they were largely mortal weapons against non-players. So instead of flitting about for the best opportunity to strike, she looked instead for the fatal blow that she could catch, and positioned herself accordingly.
Port Barry came together that day, well in advance of what was to come. More survived than should, and more who are alive are ready to die than were. The opponents are innumerable, and they lust for human blood.
That is when Trump and co first appear on the wall.
Are you guys ready?
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10131
>>10130
Fuck yeah!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G79UKneSjDQ
*tweets*
Casts OFFENSE
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10132
10133
>>10130
Diss gonna be good
GM, remember the deal. I'll signial you when its time.

Meme sugestions?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10133
stoked.png
>>10130
Bring it on!
>>10132
Anything to do with Happenings, war, blood, demons justice, etc.
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10134
10143
Fuck, this is not my night. I has to go again
GM ITS TIME
Torc runs towards everyone else
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10135
>>10130
yes!!
Anonymous
nO0ip
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No.10136
10137
rik9X1E.png
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Cja6U9yVAAAOYp2.jpg
Cja6U9yVAAAOYp2 (2).jpg
Cja6U9yVAAAOYp2 (3).jpg
Noticing a lull in the battle, Trump pulls out his Blackberry, and sends a tweet

His thumbs type out "I have never seen a thin person drink Diet Coke" and then send

sips diet coke
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10137
10138 10139
>>10136
what that thing trump?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10138
10140
>>10137
A magical potion from another world. It doesn't do anything (at all).
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10139
10144
>>10137
"No Matter,"

"DIE YOU FUCKING INFERNAL SCUM!!!"

Throw Halberd like a lance, then slash
Now's your cue Tourcil
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10140
10141
>>10138
A delicious tasting magical potion
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10141
10142
>>10140
>diet
>delicious
Anon...
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10142
>>10141
Make an attack Tracy, and one that makes sense given the enemy's position
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10143
10147 10156
>>10134
>I gtg, but read the spoiler ONLY WHEN GM has someone flirt with me
Torcuil confused by someone approaching him, especially during a battle, becomes awkward. Spaghetti shoots out of his pockets like a rocket. This hits the enemies with extreme force, but also knocks Torc out
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10144
10145 10146
>>10139
Just what I was typing.
Trump throws the halbard (if for no reason other than to get rid of it Xp). It doesn't hit its target, but it does hit an enemy.
Simultaneously he speeds off on Fae, while Infernius speeds off on Uatchit. Both have weapons drawn, ready for murder.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10145
10148 10149
>>10144
GM, Tracy does this >>10120

Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10146
10148 10149
>>10144
Torc turns Trump yuge
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10147
>>10143
If the pussy demandeth that it be murdered, than go forth and murder. So said John Elway in the book of Bronconius Devastationale
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10148
10149
>>10145
*shakes head*
The formations are a mile long, you're not flanking them before they attack you
>>10146
Poor Fae...

LET'S DO THIS!!!
VE6yo
?
No.10149
10153
[1d20 = 8]
>>10145
Well the only way you're gonna get flank at this point is to dive over the side of the wall, so,.... (don't worry, you'll be fine)
>>10146
Yugeness by dice
>>10148
Right you are, Fae immediately discard you as a rider as your proportions increase.
nO0ip
?
No.10150
[1d20 = 12]
Slash those foreign faggots!
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10151
10152 10155
How many rolls do I need to make?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10152
10154 10155
THIS time, Trump is "only" 24' tall, but he's several orders yuger than he was.
>>10151
Well, unless you're biting you've only got 2 blades at the moment, so 3.
UtICM
?
No.10153
[1d20 = 9]
>>10149
perception to find a miniboss tier demon
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10154
10159
>>10152
I meant for her to charge in with a javelin in maw.
She's moving on all fours.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10155
10160
>>10151
Just attack the enemy head on instead of taking half the battle to go around
>>10152
Reeee!
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10156
>>10143
I'll be lurking but not posting
GM get my shit done
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10157
10158
As the party come more or less crashing down upon the fray outside the quarantine, Thez shows visible signs of relief.
"If we can hold this position, the citizens will be safe. The nexus of the portal is in the air, so taking out their ability to respawn should be top priority. George appears to be biding his time in the stadium, assuming he's already won. That's all I know," she says, going into a dizzying attack-combo against the latest target.
nO0ip
?
No.10158
10162
[1d20 = 20]
>>10157
"How do we take out the portal?"
SLASH DEMONS!
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10159
10161
>>10154
A shocking choice of actions. Literally. Not damaging, but wow.
Tracy comes barrelling in on all fours with a white javelin in her mouth, and a most peculiar mane-cut (cuz its electrified)
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10160
10162
>>10155
Fuck it then, forget the flanking and charge right in through the smoke, screeching like a hysterical pony to make an Intimidation check.
aside from that, this >>10120 plan remains intact.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10161
>>10159
Is she at full size yet?
nO0ip
?
No.10162
10163
[1d20 = 15]
>>10160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfmYCM4CS8o
>>10158
WOO HOO!
DIE YOU DEMON SCUM!!!!
nO0ip
?
No.10163
[1d20 = 8]
>>10162
CLENSE THE HERESY!
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10164
10167
GM
DO THE SPAGHETTI
w7TKI
?
No.10165
10167
[6d20 = 66]
Idk how to roll this, but...

Cone of Smoke + Intimidation + Throw Javelin
Power Attack and Cleave upon charging
Full attack: Two flaming hooves plus slashing with a shortblade
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10166
10168
"Inferius, attack!"
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10167
10175
Tracy barrels over several opponents, the javelin still firmly in jaw. Its kinda tingly once you get used to it. Though she's not aware of it (the electricity) she is full size and here hair is completely on fire.
Trump dramatically falls into the throng, Vandereim leading.
"Yea lad, this is what ah was MADE for!"
>>10165
@_@ One sec
>>10164
I thought you needed someone to hit on you. WTF is spaghetti anyway? Don't say a noodle
UtICM
?
No.10168
10173
[1d20 = 15]
>>10166
i bull rush the advanceing horde.
w7TKI
?
No.10169
10172 10176
[3d20 = 26]
The last thee numbers were above 10, I can I Cleave and attack again?
Flaming hooves to the chest + attempted decapitation with kunai
nO0ip
?
No.10170
10171
[1d20 = 11]
Scotland the Brave emanates from Vanderiem as Trump cleanses the heresy outside the wall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSH0eRKq1lE
nO0ip
?
No.10171
download (1).jpg
[1d20 = 9]
>>10170
DIE DEMON SCUM!
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10172
10173
So aside from anything I missed, I have Infernius buzzing by on Uatchit, Trump is either on Fae or on the ground, in either case murdering.
>>10169
Yes, anything past a 12 is a hit (for now)
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10173
10174
>>10172
see
>>10168

nO0ip
?
No.10174
10179
[1d20 = 7]
>>10173
Make the slashing attack. Take the halberd if desired
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10175
10181
>>10167
Well then have someone hit on me
https://youtu.be/SW-BU6keEUw
w7TKI
?
No.10176
10177 10178
[4d20 = 42]
>>10169
>decapitated
Throw kunai at next target as a feint (slieight of hand)
Make another charge with flaming hooves to the chest swinging the suckers' head and spinal cord as a bludgeon.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10177
>>10176
>Rolling 4 dice at once now
Make one attack sustained
w7TKI
?
No.10178
10180 10181 10183
[3d20 = 43]
>>10176
The last part got a roll deserving of how good the idea was...

Flaming hooves + kunai again!
UtICM
?
No.10179
10181
[1d20 = 16]
>>10174
can i dual weild my claymore and the halberd?
w7TKI
?
No.10180
10183 10187
[3d20 = 20]
>>10178
Again
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10181
10185 10193
As the party fills in, Thez slumps, obviously fatigued.
"And its a good thing I have improved endurance, otherwise I'd be exhausted!"
As she says this, Infernius comes through like a freight train, goring 2 demons as Uatchit lifts off to avoid smacking into the wall.
>>10175
kek, you just ruined spaghetti, its ready
>>10178
Noted.
>>10179
No

nO0ip
?
No.10183
10184 10187
[1d20 = 12]
Is it my turn? I don't know, but what I do know is that I want to kill things
>>10180
>>10178
REEEEEE!!! You don't get to just roll three dice every time so you can be sure you'll get one above 12

nO0ip
?
No.10184
10186
[1d20 = 20]
>>10183
Huzzah!
UtICM
?
No.10185
[1d20 = 2]
>>10181
i slash with my sword and cast burn
nO0ip
?
No.10186
[1d20 = 7]
>>10184
You have to go back!
w7TKI
?
No.10187
10188 10190 10192
[3d20 = 49]
>>10180
>5 and 4
Does this break the combo?
Cone of smoke for Concealment; Roar for Intimidation
Slash the next faggot in the vincinity.
>>10183
I have three natural weapons (2 flaming hooves and a maw) I can attack how I want.
nO0ip
?
No.10188
10189 10191 10193
[1000d20 = 10524]
>>10187
Oh fuck you
UtICM
?
No.10189
[1d20 = 6]
>>10188
oh my.
w7TKI
?
No.10190
10194
[3d20 = 25]
>>10187
>13
Attack again, again charging with full weight behind flaming hooves and a slash to the throught.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10191
The party lands in decimation of their foes. Trump is now of grandiose proportions (not quite as big as last time, but still a tower of a man), while Infernius makes good use of Uatchit (not targetable, free to act). Tracy billows smoke around giving minimal concealment for the moment.
>>10188
wtf
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10192
10194 10196
>>10187
When you try to game the system by having not one, but three dice rolls, and not a single one of them meets the 12 required to advance, then yeah. It breaks the combo
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10193
10195
>>10188
Oh fuck you
>>10181
So, does it work?
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10194
10195
>>10192
>>10190
I'm confused now, can I make another cleave?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10195
10197 10203
Lenos, seeing reinforcements, wades further into the throng with claw and tail and bite. His size and strength easily overpower the lesser devils and demons at the forefront.
>>10193
Spaghetti? IDK, maybe?
>>10194
You cleave a total of 5 opponents before stopping
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10196
10198
>>10192
There are plenty of characters that could attack with three rolls, especially monsters.
UtICM
?
No.10197
10199
[1d20 = 3]
>>10195
i sheath my sword and fly by and attack with the halberd.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10198
10203
>>10196
It's not a way to game the multiple cleaves, especially not with doing three rolls after only one breaks 12
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10199
10200 10202
Thez, between flurries says to the group: "I'm sorry everyone,... this is all my fault. I thought,... I didn't intend for everything to turn out like THIS." she says, accentuating her point by elbowing a fiend's head in.
>>10197
e_e Just throw it away, its junk.

UtICM
?
No.10200
10201 10207
[1d20 = 20]
>>10199
ok i throw it at one of the demons
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10201
>>10200
And for once, the dice decides it likes Inferius
UtICM
?
No.10202
10203 10206
[1d20 = 20]
>>10199
ok i throw it at one of the demons>>10199

Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10203
10204
>>10195
Concealment with cone of smoke whirled around the area her body.
Charge the next target with flaming hooves.
>>10198
point taken
>>10202
brutal
w7TKI
?
No.10204
[3d20 = 28]
>>10203
forgot to roll for the concealment and attack
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10205
10208 10214 10215
"Soros is in the stadium. The town and outside are filled with his followers and those of the Bogdanoff's. Lenos and I can keep this position (and the citizens safe), or we can divert per your strategy."
nO0ip
?
No.10206
[1d20 = 5]
>>10202
Mein Gott...

Attack!
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10207
10209
>>10200
>kills 2
Nice throw!
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10208
>>10205
"The Bogdanoffs. Who are they? Can you give me a quick rundown?"
UtICM
?
No.10209
[1d20 = 3]
>>10207
primal scream.
VE6yo
?
No.10210
10214
[7d20 = 58]
At this time, the four (there were four) streaking blue streaks streak in front of the party. They look alot like praying mantises, are entirely blue, and have wicked spears in hand. Ice devils, if you're curious.
Amidst the 'basic' combat, they're engaging.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10211
10212 10213
Trump, Tracy, and Infernius have attacks of opportunity
nO0ip
?
No.10212
10214 10217
[1d20 = 12]
>>10211
I smite thee demons!
UtICM
?
No.10213
10217
[1d20 = 13]
>>10211
aot go.
nO0ip
?
No.10214
[1d20 = 5]
>>10212
And another!

>>10210
Engaging who?
>>10205
The Citizenry is of no minor importance. Are you certain you two can hold this position?
w7TKI
?
No.10215
[3d20 = 20]
>>10205
Clear way towards the stadium, snarling and blowing smoke for Intimidation check.
Buck the first faggot to get in her way with both hooves and slit his throat
w7TKI
?
No.10216
10218 10221 10223
[1d20 = 20]
Slash again to finish off this faggot.
Attack the next if he falls and cleave further towards stadium.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10217
10219
Note: because of "throng" combat, all opponents get de facto flank. Deal with it, ur facing an army
>>10212
Trump scores a successful hit. The devil is not felled, but in its flight it goes tumbling to the ground.
>>10213
Likewise Infernius who has dropped the halbard. Don't look at me, I'm just saying what he should have done a long time ago.
Unfortunately Ice devils are immune to fire so no accellerated damage, but like with Trump the devil spirals down in a heap.
Anonymous
UtICM
?
No.10218
>>10216
EXECUTION!!
nO0ip
?
No.10219
10220
[1d20 = 19]
>>10217
"Looks like we're not going anywhere soon"

Smite the demons!
nO0ip
?
No.10220
[1d20 = 7]
>>10219
Sime thee once more!
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10221
10222
>>10216
As Trump and Infernius knock their targets out of the air, Tracy goes full rage on some unfortunate bastard. Hes dead, we'll just leave it at that.
The way to the town (not yet the stadium) is momentarily clear, if the party hurries.
"GO! We've got this!"
Thez' insistence is accentuated by Lenos claw-impaling three enemies at once.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10222
10226
>>10221
Then we fucking hurry
w7TKI
?
No.10223
[1d20 = 10]
>>10216
Yes!
Charge towards the town/stadium with both hooves alight and decapitate anyone in her path, snarling and billowing smoke ahead of her as she goes.
(I'm going to stop rolling three, but attack with all three weapons)
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10224
10225 10228
The city lies in ruins. In order to get from your current position (avoiding unnecessarily large formations of enemies that is) is through the plaza and toward the NW point, and then doubling back from the wall.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10225
>>10224
So be it
UtICM
?
No.10226
[2d20 = 14]
>>10222
slash slash
nO0ip
?
No.10227
[1d20 = 9]
Slash at any near
w7TKI
?
No.10228
[1d20 = 19]
>>10224
>can fly (still learning)
How many flying enemies?
Make a superpowered leap across the heads of a dozen or so enemies, and land on the next faggot with both flaming hooves
VE6yo
?
No.10229
10230
[17d20 = 194]
No subtlety eh? Alright

Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10230
>>10229
Subtlety? Why would we want or need that?
w7TKI
?
No.10231
10232
[2d20 = 23]
>dat roll
Cleave through the next few faggots, billowing smoke 5 yards ahead to to confuse the ranks.
w7TKI
?
No.10232
10234
[2d20 = 24]
>>10231
>fug
Slit this faggot's throat and keep charging ahead, snarling in frenzy to check for Intimidation.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10233
Plopping down in front of literal waves of infernals, the wavering light of city-fires (holy shit, did anyone else get deja vu?) painting themselves across the faces of the party and their opponents respectively, the group bursts into motion.
Infernius, astride Uatchit darts to and fro, taking aim at heads as one would golf balls on a driving range. Tracy - Thez' blades in hand - divides the opponents in the middle. Trump, proud and resplendent Trump, smites one opponent after another.
The party gains the plaza area.
w7TKI
?
No.10234
10235
[2d20 = 19]
>>10232
Cleave
Attack again, with both hooves and a kunai.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10235
10240
>>10234
meant to roll once, but whatever
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10236
10239 10240 10243 10248
>Torc causes an Autistic screech so loud and high, it blows away all the glass in Port Barry
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10237
10238
From the north, west, and east of the plaza, squads of D/Ds (devils and demons) race to join the fight.
UtICM
?
No.10238
10245
[1d20 = 19]
>>10237
can we get an updated map?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10239
10250
>>10236
>Banshee Wail
The first two rows of incoming assailants fall dead before they can even engage
nO0ip
?
No.10240
10241 10250
Pinkie_Pie_serious_face_S02E02.png
[1d20 = 19]
>>10235
I'm watching you
>>10236
Don't you break my glass! That costs money

Like a Mecha walking, Trump devastates his foes
nO0ip
?
No.10241
10242
[1d20 = 13]
>>10240
HUNGRY FOR MORE SUFFERING ARE YOU!
nO0ip
?
No.10242
[1d20 = 7]
>>10241
STILL MORE!
w7TKI
?
No.10243
10244 10248 10250
autistic-screeching-caption-this-15144320.png
[2d20 = 18]
>>10236
*screeches in tandem*
Roll for autistic synergy (Intimidation)

Slash next victi- I mean enemy
w7TKI
?
No.10244
10246
[1d20 = 9]
>>10243
>he lives
Rear and crush his ribcage under both flaming hooves
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10245
battletown.jpg
>>10238

w7TKI
?
No.10246
10247
[2d20 = 36]
>>10244
>still alive?
Stab a knife into his chest and leave it in him to bleed-out
Attack the next faggot with all three weapons.
nO0ip
?
No.10247
[1d20 = 4]
>>10246
reeee you don't get to attack multiple times after repeatedly failing dice rolls reee
UtICM
?
No.10248
10249 10252
[1d20 = 16]
>>10243
>>10236
roll to screech to add to intimidation.
nO0ip
?
No.10249
[1d20 = 6]
>>10248
MAGA!!!!
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10250
10251
>>10239
WOO HOO, IT WORKED

>>10240
No
>>10243
Thanks m8

I give everyone a glass of caveman to boost their strength and vitality
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10251
10255
>>10250
No what?

*screeches autistically himself*
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10252
10254
>>10248
Nice roll
Billows smoke all around to conceal self and prepare for the next charge
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10253
10258
With an individual, not to mention collective fury that was entirely inconceivable to both Devils and Demons, the party continues its deadly advance.
With stride and increasing gait/confidence, Trump cleaves through this opponent and that. Tracy flips all kinds of acrobatics, ultimately disemboweling or disfiguring her prey. Infernius cuts opponents down. Whether their legs, their torsos, or even their weapon hands/arms, he systematically strikes at not only his foe, but that of those he stands beside.
Each has taken their share of scrapes and gashes, but no one is worse for the wear. At the end of a SEEMINGLY endless line of assailants, the party makes the wall.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10254
>>10252
>has concealment
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10255
10257 10261
>>10251
I will break your glass

If anything is close to me, I use my dagger
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10256
10260
Charge out towards the stadium.
buck the next faggot in front with both flaming hooves and maul his throat out.
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10257
>>10255
Trump makes a note to stir Tourcil's Haggis later. Oh, and take his waifu
UtICM
?
No.10258
10259
[1d20 = 13]
>>10253
i light my sword on fire.
nO0ip
?
No.10259
10266
[1d20 = 6]
>>10258
Smash the fucker right in front of me right in two with the brute force of the sword
w7TKI
?
No.10260
10262 10263
[1d20 = 16]
>>10256
roll (how many dice is appropriate for this?)
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10261
10264 10265
>>10255
Torcuil! Torcuil's actions are not represented at this point. What would Torcuil do, surrounded by allies who are like minded, with a giant-size Trump on the side, not to mention the rest?
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10262
>>10260
Roll however many you want, I'll use 'em or disregard
w7TKI
?
No.10263
10272
[3d20 = 34]
>>10260
>crushed and torn apart
Cleave!
draw another kunai and stick it into the next faggot in the vicinity, after bucking him with both flaming hooves
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10264
10267 10270
>>10261
But my banshee wail

Hmmmm.....
I'm trying to think of a dank meme for this
Give me a moment
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10265
>>10261
I recommend the staff by default
UtICM
?
No.10266
10268
[1d20 = 14]
>>10259
slash
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10267
10276
>>10264
It was excellent, but there's many more who aren't dead.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10268
>>10266
Whizzzz, another demon loses its head
nO0ip
?
No.10269
10271
[1d20 = 2]
Cackling like a madman, Trump twirls Vanderiem around, slashing at lines of demons
UtICM
?
No.10270
10276
[1d20 = 14]
>>10264
>not having a meme prepared.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10271
10274
>>10269
kek, fail
w7TKI
?
No.10272
10273
[1d20 = 4]
>>10263
Idk if that finished them off desu..
in any regard, stick another kunai in the next faggot available and keep charging forward, roaring in frenzy.
Mrs. Sentry
w7TKI
?
No.10273
>>10272
Dammit!
nO0ip
?
No.10274
10275 10277 10278
[1000d20 = 10723]
>>10271
Well fuck you too and fuck the dice too
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10275
>>10274
>Got a result that was 199 higher than the previous thousand
Anonymous
ReCFC
?
No.10276
10301
>>10267
Well I know that
>>10270
I summon Klaus
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo
UtICM
?
No.10277
10279
[1d20 = 10]
>>10274
>trumpadin dies from a heart attack.
Anonymous
VE6yo
?
No.10278
10280
Trump, fully immersed in a blood-fury (not barbarian, but w/e) stumbles, losing his momentum.
>>10274
Don't be mad, u know how many shitty dice rolls I've had to account for so far?

The party is still at the wall, and holding position.

nO0ip
?
No.10279
10286 10289 10299
[1d20 = 10]
>>10277
That counts as your roll, so I am rolling

Fuck you demons!
Anonymous
nO0ip
?
No.10280
10282
>>10278
>The party is still at the wall, and holding position
Wait what
w7TKI
?
No.10281
10283
[3d20 = 47]
Attack again with both hooves and a kunai