/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

Flashes of energy fire off intermittently from the city, as devils and demons alike unleash the full capacity of their nature upon the previously bustling city. The streets are strewn with rocks and rubble, and the occasionally torn apart remnants of an unlucky citizen.
Thez continues to unleash assault after assault, and at one point states the Lawful Dictum, leaving the area around her momentarily still and quite dead.

>Aside
Everything will be explained at the conclusion of this series of skirmishes and fights. This is something of a season finale, and I'm working to make it a proper climax from which to progress the story in a more coherent and less-rigid manner. What is occurring is/was entirely inevitable and unavoidable.
Game-faces everyone. From the character's position at the wall, they have the opportunity to advance-cast any preparatory spells or make any battle-arrangements.

Tracy's retarded faggot is back to check on her single-file march to hell.

>>9881
No, she's back at the wall of the Quarantine area. Her weapons unfortunately are still at,... fug what's it called,... oh hell, they're still back in line.

>>9882
>back at the quarantine area
Interdasting
>Her weapons unfortunately are still at,… fug
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>9882
You mean the quarantine area in Port Barry?

>>9884
Whats left of it, yes

Tracy realizes the familiar (and unpleasant) environment and begins to wonder Wtf is going on. Why were all these faggots getting lined up in the giant dome when they could've entered through Port Barry?

Its really a shame. I hadn't expected the whole party to go north to Cardishore, nor take the Tower with them, but it fed nicely (almost too nicely) into the unveiling plot-twist. Thez was literally the only person in the city when things started habbening, and she wasn't even present until the invasion was already well underway.
>>9886
I think you're misunderstanding. There is a several mile stretch between port Barry and Cardishore and they're entirely independent cities.

Can Tracy see what's ahead of her yet?

To give an idea, this all was set in motion by a variety of momentary choices starting with Thez. One doesn't simply speak a level 48 Blasphemy (that's her ACTUAL level btw) and have nobody notice. I again allude to the earthquake metaphor. Further, one doesn't speak the Lawful Dictum AND the Word of Chaos at almost the same time and location and with the same level intensity. What's more, ever since George first appeared Tracy has had 3 characters tailing her. One was Fae obviously, while more discrete was Bob (you'll hear more about him), and a third was an invisible Imp who has been providing recon of the party's activities. The imp was hoping for an opportunity to pick off or otherwise compromise the "one who kept wandering off", but instead was in a prime position to detect the party's arrival at Cardishore.
>>9888
Yes, the scene of destruction and decimation I described above.

>>9889
Why was George so interested in Tracy specifically from the beginning?

>>9890
Not her specifically, but the party in general. The imp was dispatched when George got BTFO (the imp doesn't work for George, but rather those who are allied with George) to watch the party. After relaying his observations to his masters, the Imp was directed to follow Tracy, as it was assumed that in her wanderlust she would be easy to pick off.

Up until Thez first spoke Blasphemy, this entire dimension/realm (the Game) was unknown to any of the outer realms. Its appearance, or rather the signal that was detected from it opened it up to interaction/intervention from all sorts of factions and observers.
Ordinarily only those native to or brought to the Game can interact with it, excepting those with a legitimate grievance or business arrangement. Thez, who is wanted both legitimately and illegitimately on many planes gave plenty of 'others' all the cause they needed to explore this strange new world.

>>9892
Trumpaladin, as a preliminary spell, will cast TWEET - a spell that redirects all hostiles to converge on him

>>9893
An ear-piercing referee whistle cuts through the sounds of the destruction. For a moment there is silence, broken only by the sound of roaring and crackling fires.
All attention is directed at the wall of the Quarantine area. From inside the quarantine, the citizens cheer hopefully, while from everywhere else bestial and savage roars can be heard as both sides rally and focus on the gleaming Trump, standing atop the wall along with port Barry's Football-given protectors.

Thez <whooofs> back up to the wall, bleeding from dozens of wounds that slowly mend themselves.
"Good move. Can you guys keep their attention while I tend to the gate?" she says between labored breaths. She looks at Tracy for a moment, and sees that she has no weapons. "You of all ponies? Now?!" she growls, taking her quiver off and throwing it to Tracy. She immediately <whooofs> away.

>>9889
Tracy once again becomes increasingly agitated, really wishing she had her knives.
>>9894
[suppressed roaring]

new pony episode

>>9896
Inside the quiver you find Thez' broom, a pair of strange gold and jewelled devices that don't appear to have a function, 8 Javelins of lightning, and 99 shurikens. The quiver also has a side pocket that opens to a small cell-sized room that has,... lots of wealth in it. Lots. Like, apparently Thez absconded with a bit of the treasure from way earlier.

>>9898
So, I got Thez's quiver?

(watching pony, pls wait)

>>9898
Thez' Broom is a multiple-use item. In normal form, it is a Darkwood Staff of Ki Striking, which has been permanently made metal by an Ironwood spell. Halfway up the shaft is a small onyz ring with a button on it, which when pressed causes the staff to split into two parts, each bearing a 2' blade (Damascus, Keen, Longtooth blades).
>>9900
I always forget about new pony. ~_~

Pic related

A few minutes later, as the Tower continues to slowly make its way toward port Barry, Lenos and Thez both <whooof> into the sea of faces rushing the gate of the Quarantine. Thez resumes flipping out, now armed with only her sword, while Lenos quickly goes dark-dragon and starts unleashing gouts of flaming murder at all-comers.

>>9901
Commercial break

>ki striking
Can I actually do that? (the "charge ki" was just a silly expression of impatience and a dumb reference to the first Khajit RP where Tracy bought the sword for Mitsuko as a gift for giving her some Bushido lessons: she can charge it, but she doesn't know what to do with it)
Tracy momentarily considers disassembling the complicated weapon to just take the blades....

Can Tracy see the crystal from where she is?

>>9906
Ki striking is an enchantment that allows a monk to do unarmed damage with a weapon. This is due to a monk doing ridiculous damage with their unarmed strike at higher level, to the point that weapons are kinda superfluous. Thez does 5d8 with her unarmed strike.

>>9906
The tower is still a few miles out and making slow progress. Its currently in autopilot, and is sealed against intrusive forces (no one can break in at the moment).

>>9906
It requires magical crafting ability beyond Lenos' to dissect either the broom or the two weird devices in the quiver, which are themselves the blades which inhabit the broom when its split. The devices are the housing to the blades, the ring is the focal point where the magic occurs.
The staff is not actually split, it is dimensionally rent in half, and inserted magically are the two blades. The ring is a device which causes any small-handled item to become a pair of concealed blades. One could put the ring on their finger hand have a finger-blade and hand-blade if they wanted.

>>9909
>>9905
I doubt they could ALL be repelled so easily, if they were able to destroy the city. You'd have to have a God-level holy word to instantly banish evil of that magnitude.
>>9904
"Dammit, where's all my shit...!" Tracy begins
>>9908
The question was, can Tracy SEE the rest of the group? Furthermore, can she see any of the infernal forces?
>>9909
>no fingers
[reeeeing intensifies]

>>9910
kek, I was just alluding to one time where Thez wore the ring on her thumb, and another time it was on her tail.
You're quite right though. Trump can and will do that deportation spell, but for the moment he is out of range and such spells only work on the weaker opponents.
Tracy can see everything. The party is involuntarily gathered at the same 'starting' point (the wall), and though they're not her preferred assortment of weapons (she still has her armor) she's no longer unarmed. Shuriken=kunai btw

"I leave to get a break for three days, and everything turns to shit...! Tracy murmurs, getting a handle of a few of the kunai in the bag
>agitation grows
What about the other goys who were sopeacefully herded into the portal? How are they reacting.
What obstacles are between Tracy and the group? Is it a clear charge between them?
"What in Tartarus happened while I was gone?!"

>>9912
The situation at Cardishore will (maybe) be resolved in time. All that has happened from the perspective of the people in line where Tracy was at is that suddenly some purple chick burst in through a dimensional fold, grabbed Tracy by the face (thats how you can tell its bad) and pulled her back through the same fold. So, there is one less person in line and the line quickly shifts to account.

>>9912
There are no obstacles between Tracy and the group, they're all standing around with the same bewildered and not-entirely-sure-WTF-is-going-on expression she is.

>>9913
"What the FU-!" *gets grabbed*

>>9914
[Confusion rapidly being replaced with ANGER]
"Can anyone explain to me like I'm an idiot just what the fuck happened while I was away?! Did the town get invaded?"

>>9915
That actually occurred prior to her arriving at the Quarantine, but yeah that's what happened. Thez knows that the face is how to get ppls attention, so she grabbed the face.

>>9917
When did she pic up Thez's quiver?

>>9909
Fuck it

All accross the city, in every closed room and in every corner, there is heard a suddened wistling sound - a tweet, if you will. This is followed by a loud voice, heard everywhere, saying "Arianna Huffington is unattractive both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man - he made a good decision"

All the demons in Port Barry hear the tweet, and are so enraged as to seek its source. They see a man - though perhaps more than a man, almost a God Emperor. He stands astride a big, beautiful wall - You may even call it yuge - with amber armor and a yuge, flaming sword. He says to everyone around him, "you know when they send demons over here, they're not sending their best," which enrages the demons even more. As the armies of Hell converge around him, he spreads his arms out and lets out the words OFFENSE, and casts the same in spell form on a number of allies surrounding him. They now exhude a beautiful golden glow. And finally, he moves his flaming sword up, and with a laughing nod at all of the bad hombres around him, lets out the words "You have to go back," casting DEPORTATION FORCE

>>9917
Ponimaru sneaks out of the shadows behind Tracy.
"The city is under attack. The largest group of the enemies are demons, which are being supported by both devils and (((rats))). The assault first began at the city wall, which then increased in magnitude once the funnel cloud opened overhead. Ever since then, an endless stream of infernals has flooded the area killing everyone in sight, destroying all apparent buildings and structures, and setting themselves on everything good, decent, and Football."
>>9918
Thez tossed Tracy her quiver in a recent post. This one >>9895

Outside the Quarantine Gate. Dragon-Lenos and Thez unleash a veritable cacophany of murder and destruction on the seemingly endless hoarde of attackers. While they have cleared a space between the armies and the gate, their enemies are replenished as fast as they are dispatched.

>animal instincts activate
Lets get a clear scan of the quarantine area and the area beyond
Listen+Search+Spot+GatherInformation+SenseMotive
What's the blood-orgy look like out there?
>>9920
"Thanks for the quick rundown, white ninja."
*grows to full size and grabs Ponimaru to give him a jestful nuggie*
"And where have you been all this time?" (she inferred he wasn't in the crystal) she asks, as she walks towards the rest of the group, drawing her new kunai (she's been practicing with ponimaru's for concentration, so she's pretty profficient with them by now)
>>9919
>Arianna Huffington
We need moar meme-tier enemies like that.

*sneaks up and nuzzles you from behind*

[5d20 = 47]
>>9922
fucked up the roll

Pic related is a quick update map. The red is fire, the black is swarms of infernals, and the gold x is where the party is.

Is the group actually in battle now, or just getting ready for the charge.
>smell of blood
>IAmASharkInFrenzy.gif
Tracy energetically kicks at the Earth, anticipating the blood orgy, like the crazed hematolagniac she is.

>>9919 ~\\_/~# he's still out of range,... oh fuck it.
Even though the spell he's casting is an area of effect spell, I'll ignore that for the time being. His spell sends a wave of Football coursing through the amassed attackers. 2/1, easily half of them disappear with a percussive <CRACK>, though leaving behind those who are immune or not subject to such magic.

>>9924
>If only there were a Trump meme to put out fires
With a few movements of his thumbs, and then with a mighty tweeting wistle, the words "It is better to live one day as a lion than 100 years as a sheep" are heard everywhere. Several infernals recoil at the words

"Did he just quote Mussolini?"
"OMG, I just can't even!"
>>9926
Trumpaladin puts away his Blackberry, and holds Vanderiem like a baseball bat, ready to swipe away at any and all infernals (and did he feel a horse muzzle against his back?)

>>9925
Getting ready at this point. This has all been cinematic buildup. I mean, Thez and Lenos are in combat, but its also cinematic.
With the number of assailants essentially halved, Lenos Wing Beats and sends those in front of him flying. Thez takes a devensive stance at Lenos' feet. Both effectively block the gate from assault.

>>9928
What do the enemies look like? Is there blood everywhere?(this will factor into Tracy's reaction to the situation)

Meta-spiel for a moment.
One of my issues with D&D or w/e game engine is that its always "The world waiting to respond to the party"
IMO, thats a false paradigm to put the players in. Obviously the players are pinnacle and the most consequent aspect of any story, but to assume that any group or faction or whatever is just sitting there going "Gee this sucks, sure would be nice if,...." is backward.
This world was designed to allow groups and interests to operate and develop as is their nature. As such, the players can often (and will) find themselves on the defensive, or (case in point) trying to fend off an army that they neither saw coming nor are particularly prepared to surmount.

>>9927
>(pic related)
*nuzzling intensifies*
[happy to see you hoers noises]

>>9929
With Trump's spell, all the dretches, lemures, bearded devils,, succubi, erinyes, imps, and quasits have been expelled. What remains is a mix of barbed devils, ice devils, chain devils, bone devils, and horned devils (on one side) as well as (the greater multitude) Hezrou's, Babau, Bebliths, Nalfeshnees, and the occasional Marilith.

>>9930
Well, this isn't DnD; it's mixed nuts. Do it however you see fit. Whatever allows a good amount of memes/fun is fine by me.

>>9933
And thats why its going like it is. ^_^
It is currently bloody war/murder though

>>9929
"Pay no head to the enemies ahead of you little pony. It is the people behind you and to your side for whom and with whom you fight. They are your brothers, and together you form one mighty, immortal, powerful whole. For you can never die nor be alone so long as your countrymen live"
>>9932
>all these weird unpronounceable foreign sounding names
At your removal hearing, the Immigration Judge will ask you to designate a country of removal, should you be ordered removed. Should you decline to designate a country, DHS will recommend one for you, generally corresponding to your nationality.

>>9932
>>9934
Spoiler, fun fact: I wrote Tracy's combat instinct flowcharts based in part off of shark biology (that's part of the reason why she didn't go berserk on the golems, since they don't have blood)
*literally shaking*
[frenzied predatory hoers noises]
>"Pffffft...!"
'.. I hope I'm not too late for the party...' she silently whinnies under her breath, . She's grown to the size of a light war hoers and is snorting fumes as she itches for the charge.
>>9935
"Whatever you say, my dear.." she coos, still shivering

>>9935
>names
References mostly. The party is free to wage against or defer as is their individual proclivity. Thez and Lenos are tirelessly making short work of all comers at the quarantine gate, eliminating any immediate threat to either the party or the citizens. Trump's whistle will have consequenes, and to that end some blue streaks come up from outlying areas toward the party. They're not there yet, but they're closing fast, along with some darker shapes that done exude magic like the streaks do.
>>9936
Don't hold back now, I designed this situation so that among other things, Tracy can let go. I gather she's been aching to do so,....

*don't

>>9935
>foreign names
They're all extraplanar infernals: illegal immigrants of the most dangerous variety, possibly religious extremists as well.

>>9940
Sounds pretty bad. *pulls out copy of the INA*. Are any of them claiming a fear of persecution on account of a protected ground if returned? *readies State Department reports*

>>9938
>Trump's whistle will have consequenes
It got the demons to stop attacking the civilians, and that is all that matters
>>9941
Fixed
>>9936
Can she learn?

>>9944
Yes, that is all that matters. Bonus exp for insight. Also, TY
Tracy is much bigger now than normally is, and though she may nor realize it her mane, tail, and hooves are fully aflame. This latest 'situation' seems to have fully cemented many of the changes occurring within her. She still has no means of controlling it, but for the time being she's a full Cauchemar, with all the requisite abilities and modifiers.

>>9942
*rubs against you feverishly, as she waits for the signal to cut loose*
>>9944
I thought to set her as a Wilder hybrid so that she could learn to concentrate her emotions into power instead of just throwing herself all over the place. She could use something to focus her passion on though.
>>9945
I'm actually a huge mythology nut. I'd figured that Tracy's frenzied state, even canonically, was similar to the dreadful mares of Diomedes: crazed, bloodthirsty, starved for battle, and performing feats of unnatural strength, speed and vigor (similarly, like the mares, she's sometimes, depending on which artist draws her, shown as rather skinny, with sharp teeth, or in this case spouting licks of white-hot fire). As for character flowcharts: there will be no blueballing her when she's like this, after being pent up for so long. I asked for a nightmare state for her because the Nightmares of DnD are so similar to the Mares of Diomedes.
Like the Dreadful Mares she could be potentially be quelled and tamed as an uncannily superior warhorse, but only by a hero that rivaled Hercules.

So Trump w/ Fae, Infernius w/ Uatchit, Torcuil (Troll is in the Tower), and Tracy (full rage) are situated along the wall. The massed armies are aware of their presence, and are either making their way there or are attacking wherever they can with the hopes of engaging the party. Alex is welcome to join in, or he can watch from the tower (the displays on the dais show whats going on on all fronts).
>>9946
And I knew from that pic I reposted earlier that this was an inevitable evolution of her character. After this is resolved, you'll be more free to develop her per your inspiration, which is what I intended all along. ^_^

>>9947
Trump's tweets should be bait of the sort that sends the demons into immediate, perhaps unorganized, attacks
>>9946
Would Trump even recognize Tracy, or would he think that an extraplanar enemy somehow came too close for comfort?

>>9948
It would/will, but at the moment the only thing they can attack is Thez and Lenos, who are rather busy as a result.

I forgot to mention (although he's since disappeared into the surroundings) Ponimaru is wearing Thez' golden martial belt, as well as a pair of bracers she had adorning her legs.

>>9949
This should be obvious, but if Trump is at all within earshot of any of Port Barry's Militia, he directs them to use all remaining organization to rescue and evacuate civilians, then put out fires

>>9951
The current survivors (and its most of them) are holed up in the Quarantine area, either maintaining defenses or tending to themselves (there are many who are wounded or infirm).

>>9947
>is the Thief
Are there any simple weapons or body parts That Tracy could salvage from the battlefield (I'd love to make a weapon out of those chain devils later), like a sword?
>>9948
>recognoze
Well, she hasn't caught fire yet, so she wouldn't look that different from the energetic blue lawnmower she was in the first thread when she was fighting the zombies, only larger.
The key difference is that this time, to to weeks of Concentration training, she seems earily more focused than she was that day..
>tweets
There has to be a Taunting feat he could use for that. I imagine his Charisma stat is pretty high.

>>9953
>is on fire, just doesn't know it
Taunt is a Bard ability, which Trump is not proficient with (can make rudimentary attempts, but the whistle was far more effective)

>>9954
Reeee! I wanted to save the fire for dramatic scenes and transform in advancing stages!
*rears in anticipation, snorting steam*

>>9955
If that's what you want, I was just assuming that Tracy was agitated enough to start to morph.
<poof>Tracy is mad, and snorting steam, but no fires and still normal size.

>>9956
>normal size
Gosh darn it! I'll take the fire then! (I gotta train her to assume a hybrid form at some point)

>>9957
e_e Oh, suddenly Tracy wants buffs and advantages. Too late,... Xp

Don't worry, this is all just establishing where/what the party is at/doing when shit kicks off later this evening. Funny, this was supposed to be the kickoff of the newly formed Denver Broncos which Trump painstakingly arranged wrt to the teams, the stadium, Football, his Generals, Football, and the development of Football.

Also, how big is a Cauchemar Nightmare anyway? All the descriptions i find say that it's in the Huge size class, but they also say "about the size of a light war hoers" (large): is that only a question of hit dice? I'm trying to figure out her height and weight at full size (it's yet another factor in my flowcharts to determine opportunistic actions, confidence.. etc)

Subtext - in chess, one's opponent always has an equal and opposite move to make in response to the principle's move. Never forget that for however many gains have been realized, the opposition is still in the game until they are utterly destroyed.

>>9960
I'm basically resolving them as being clydesdale-sized nightmares

Can Trumpaladin summon an ICE storm to put out the fires in Port Barry?

>>9963
Nope, weather spells or elemental spells are not within the Paladin spell assortment.

>>9959
Trumpaladin never would have arranged for the kick off to occur while he was away
>>9955
Jut play a pony. It's cuter that way
>>9964
reeeee

>>9965
Maybe not the 'maiden game', but certainly an expeditionary scrimmage.

>>9962
>clydesdale-sized
>The conformation of the Clydesdale has changed greatly throughout its history. In the 1920s and 1930s, it was a compact horse smaller than the Shire, Percheron, and Belgian. Beginning in the 1940s, breeding animals were selected to produce taller horses that looked more impressive in parades and shows. Today, the Clydesdale stands 16 to 18 hands (64 to 72 inches, 163 to 183 cm) high and weighs 1,800 to 2,000 pounds (820 to 910 kg).
Fug! That's bigger than I thought. (I'm guessing this is Heavy War Hoers sized).
>>9965
B-b-b-but I wanna play super saiyan Genocide Mode!
>cuter
You do have a point though... *cuts off four development plans, for future notice in terms of shipping*
>>9966
GM, how big is this battlefield going to be? Would all of the characters be in close proximity, (because I have to factor that into limit releases) Also, were you serious about >>9958 , because that'll also factor into how she charges.

>>9967
>Not Tracy
Sure you are(n't).
Clydesdale size is what she is when fully Nightmare. She isn't at the moment, per request, (though she's showing evidence of with the smoke and all). Don't worry, you still have Genocide mode, just not yet/atm.
The battlefield will depend on the area the players occupy, though I'm hoping that except for the stadium players can keep it within the recent map.

>>9932
When I say, Not Tracy, it's because I want to make it absolutely clear that those thoughts are mine, and are unrelated to hers.
There's no consistency though. I just felt like the clarification was important in that comment.

>>9969
meant for >>9968

>>9969
K, just checking/trolling. Pay no mind, this momentary timeframe is all about making sure everyone is on the same page, so that the crisis can effectively launch in the appropriate directions.
Please, do not hesitate with game/meta-whatever.

>>9932
Interesting these are Demons AND Devils together: a mixed-evil alignment.

Are the memes hammered into this game at all yet? Are all the Demons globalists like Soros?

>>9972
The memes are relatively unestablished, though no less in efficacy, You're the only meme-magician to date, so its up to you where that goes.
Yes, there are observable groups of devils AND demons operating in the periphery. As said, all will be explained, but for the time being I have an endless assortment of baddies to throw at the party.

>>9973
Can I throw a pony at them or is she too grown up for that?

>>9976
GM nerfed her back to pony size, because I was being nit-picky, so... maybe..?

>>9976
By her request, she is still a range-weapon for the moment. ^_^

>>9964
>Trump can't into weather spells
>Trump can't help Puerto Rico with Hurricane relief

Also
>Pony is too big or is now an open flame
Eh, I'll find a new pony to throw if necessary
>The Norwegian should be playing as a pony

>>9979
She is neither big nor on fire at this point, but she could change later on... (is starting to smoke)
>all my dramit lead-up
>gone

>>9980
dramatic*

>>9980
>dramatic lead-up
What's missing?

>>9982
Ah, nothing. I was just sort-of proud of being able to write-up a shift to full size, without the transformation appearing awkward/forced.

>>9983
Don't worry, its still a transitive element. It'll be fully defined by the next session

GM departing shortly. Player have ~ the next 3 hours to declare any meta, preparatory, or strategic elements they wish to apply to their characters.

Any participating players, the current situation begins with this: >>9874

>>9984
Yeah, I get it. I ewas just figuring this battle would take a long time, so I separated my character development and transformation plans into separate levels (I took it this battle was going to last us all night), each level being based on stanzas of ancient Greek poems that described the increasing madness and transformation of the dreadful Mares of Thrace due to their unnatural treatment.
No worries though. I'll have it figured out later.
>>9985
Yeah, I'm going to have Tracy go berserk and mow down some of the smaller guys as she's growing bigger (if she's not already big), before she moves on to the Big Fish, when it appears. I'm hoping to get a lot of kills on her, and practice that cleaving feat.

>Meme Mage appears
Hello, I live
>>9973
>only meme magician
Excuse me sir, No

>>9987
We 'may' finish tonight TBH, and that's a good call (cleave practice).
>NOT only meme magician
There are others?

>>9987
Hoping to get the change to burn a lot of the map too, desu.

>>9989
its the fact that you called someone other than me the only one
Also what do you mean "finish"?

>>9991
No, you're the only one. By finish, I am referring to what I've got cooked up for this latest situation

>>9992
Ahh, understood
>waits for >>9999 >rape

>>9993
Be awake at the time, and you'll get it.

>>9994
>awake
Did you guys think I was asleep?

>>9990
Touch my city, and you shall die with the rest of the extraplanars

>>9996
>my otp is fighting
Noooooooooooooooo

>>9996
Okay...

Trollestia is still mine

Don't forget Trollestia is mine

>>9998
I was going to just take it. Why did I post that?

>>10004
I know that feel bro

>>10003
If you don't want death to part you sooner, you should not burn down Port Barry
>>10004
Aww... Girls never really love you, you are always a way of satisfying some inner need for them

>>10004
Are you ready for the blood-orgy tonight?

>>10007
>rape

Oh God, a blood orgy?
>makes overcoat

>>10008
No time!

Cast a spell putting out the fires in the city. Because the city is on fire. Then, cast whatever spells you have increasing the attack or defensive powers of the party, or maybe create a protected fall back area. Then, cast a mass area-attack spell on the enemy in front of us

See what I did in >>9919

>>10007
Yea im just catching up.

>>10009
What
Why?
Enemy?
I havent really read

[1d20 = 16]
>>10006
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
LOVE IS REAL!
>>10008
I hope you have some spicy memes to get through this one.

Tracy rolls detect to look for useful dropped weapons or body parts from the hellions.

>>10012
Why not take Trump's Halberd?

>>10014
When did he get a Halberd? Is it even here.
Tracy isn't proficient with that kind of tool anyway. She'd be better-off with the kunai.

>>10011
You really should.
Okay, I'm more of a faggot than I thought. My extra-curricular (cuz this is 'curricular') business isn't until Wednesday. I'm here for the duration,... with very cold feet and hands at the moment.

>>10015
At the weapons shop. Same time he got Vanderiem. And he carries everything on him always
>If the weapon you wanted to use was the kunai, then use the kunai

>>10017
Eh, I'll give the Halberd to Fae. She knows how to use the Spear-Axe-Hammer of death

>>10018
No she doesn't.
"And what do you intend for me to do with this?"

>>10019
"Kill the enemy"

>>10016
What kind of enemy are we talking here?
>looks at Ttollestia
I may need you for the battle
Go do some unicorn shit, but be ready

Oh no terry and his son are they still at his shop gm?

>>10021
>being this rude to a lady
Trade her some of your Pepes.
>>10022
Oh no!

>>10021
Trollestia is still in the Tower, which is several miles off yet.
>>10022
All essential civilians are safe inside the quarantine.
>>10021
Seriously, read back.
>>10020
Fae is not proficient with any martial weapon. She's got claws, fangs, pounce, and roar.

>>10021
Demon, devils and the rats. The whole horde.
>>10021
You need her now And I'll need her later for entirely different purposes.
>>10025
She can teleport though, right?

Fae has claws. With those she can grasp a spear

>>10025
Ugh, fine
>Trollestia is gone even though I asked about it last night

>>10026
>She can teleport though
Yeah, but she's kind of a bitch too. She didn't do anything while Soros was attacking the city.

>>10027
You can still get her, but at the moment she's not present cuz she wasn't present when Thez poofed in and grabbed everyone. She can teleport, and though a troll I wouldn't assume she won't take up arms with what's going on, assuming someone doesn't retrieve her first.

>>10026
>murder horse is being nice
Hmmmmmmm...
>>10029
>Thez poofed in and grabbed everyone
Yeah, I missed some shit

>>10028
>At least Trollestia has never contemplated buring down Port Barry, has never stabbed Inferius, and has never kicked Trump
Tourcil was pussyfooting about taking Trollestia as a mount at that time, so she couldn't be summoned
>>10029
She had to have heard the Arianna Huffington Tweet, and that has to be exactly the sort of thing that would interest her
>>10030
READ

>>10030
I'm murder hoers, he's the guy who keeps trying to steal your waifu.

>takes a deep breath, steeling himself for what's about to go down.
You ready for this?
"... yeah."
You know it has to be this way. The mechanics wouldn't work if we keep on how they have been going.
"... yeah, I know."
>>10030
Yeah ya did. You've got time though

>>10034
Don't worry about that. There's gonna be a time-gap after this fight, with plenty of exp to devote.

>>9924
Oh, huh
So this is the shit we are dealing with?

>>10036
Yeah, shit got real really quick, and under everyone's noses. I didn't plan for everyone leaving, but the rest I did plan for. It all happened at the same time, and 'this' is the outcome.

... all day yesterday, as the party continued with the 'standing in line' story (I'm not criticizing, but being aware of what was happening elsewhere there was a good deal of face-palming) I was thinking "Well that happened unopposed, and that happened unopposed, and that, and that, and that."

>>10038
>>10039
Ahhh
Honestly, I was busy and tired as fuck yesterday, so I just went with the flow.

Tracy closes her eyes and hones her Concentration skill, trying to focus on maintaining her larger shape.

>>10041
Torcuil prepares his staffs (staves?) and studys his meme book, remembering an old battle anthem
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Kh7cTdoGaQ

as soon as shit pops off, infernuis is gonna charge the horde coming at us.

>>10043
K, Infernius is set. That leaves Torcuil, Trump, and Tracy. I'll wait until they declare progressive (time-sensitive) actions.

>>10041
>Doesn't want to be hurled headlong into the enemy formations with knives in both hands, then transform in mid air
Uh, okay

>>10044
What time are we starting?

>>10043
>>10044
actually i bull rush them.

>>10046
Was intended for ~5pm PST, but I also thought I was gonna be occupied until then. So, whenever.

Tl:dr
>Ready as soon as everyone is ready
>Infernius is ready

>>10048
>>10049
I gotta do some shit, but expect me at about 1900 est
In the meantime, Torcuil prepares for battle

>>10050
Oooh, a suspensful delay. Any objections?

>>10049
I need to know if I am wife non-romantic partner throwing Tracy like a football
\r

>>10052
That is still an option, she is pony-sized at the moment. kek

>>10043
Assuming Tracy is at full size by then, she'd run around the side of the horde and flank the weakest-looking links in a high-speed with a full Cauchemar's monstrous form attack (2 Flaming Hooves and substitute bite with slashing from a short blade), if not snorting a cone of smoke into the crowd first (idk if I can do that in one turn, but do it). After taking out the weakest link, she'd proceed to Cleave to the next enemy.
>tl;dr: hit the weakest faggot with everything she's got from the side.
Do i need to activate improved initiative and power attack feats for them to work?
>>10045
>hands
Pretty sure she needs all four hooves to air walk, or even run at full size, but I get the picture.
>>10048
I might have to leave some time within the next two hours, for about half an hour...

>>10054
you have to atcivate power attack, improved initiative is passive.

>>10054
Take all the time you need, won't kick off until proof of life. Until then, Tracy's set.

>>10054
I take it that's a "No"

But the Horde is airborne and on all meaningful sides of us, and we're on a wall. There is no flanking the deomns

>>10056
>>10053
How big is she, because I'll change if she's small.

>>10057
they're flying?

>>10058
She's small at the moment. I leave the rest at your discretion.
>>10059
Mostly no, but there are flying units inbound with a rapid pace. That they haven't attacked is a matter pf pacing.

>the Horde is airborne
Not all of those infernals can fly. In fact, most of them can't.

I'm throwing something damn it! If none of the pack animals will take my halberd I'm using it as a throwing spear
>>10059
Probably? I'm not sure how demons work, but I would imagine most are in the air and some are on the ground. You have your fly-mount, so you can engage them in the air, or wait for them to land on the wall-top
>>10058
Pony sized, see >>10053

>>10060
If she's small, then I have to write a new plan, because she doesn't have the power attack, or cleave feats in that form.

>>10063
Don't think too hard, with the way the scene has been (deliberately) scripted, any change is a snap.

>>10061
>>10063
I swear to God

>>10065
SWEAR TO ME!!!
couldn't help myself

Also, mainboard rape

Tks based Trump-anon

>>10068
You're welcome

>>10069
(deliberate goading) So uh, any idea what Trump is gonna do when time starts again?

>>10070
First, cast OFFENSE on all nearby players

Second, Tweet the Musolini Tweet so as to encourage the enemies to break ranks

What happens after Trump puts down his blackberry is a bit less certain, although I suspect I will have Thez play Blaze of Glory from any available speakers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCeIIcPAwv8

If Tracy will have me Throw her, she shall be hurled headlong into their formations. If she does not, AND Inferius has no interest in the Halberd, I will throw it like a throwing spear into any larger nearby enemies.

After that, it's pull Vanderiem out, and charge the enemy on Dragonne back

>>10071
i like the throwing halberd idea.

>>10072
Inferius can of course, pick up the halberd thereafter, if he can pry it from a demon's skull

>>10071
>Blaze of Glory
Stop invoking my childhood u putz. Xp
Trump is rdy.

>Tracy only proficient in knives
>checks abilities
>use Magic device skill + Arcane knowledge
Can Tracy figure out how to use those Javelins?

>>10073
trump you smart.

>>10075
There's nothing to figure out. Throw them at a target, they become bolts of lightning.

>>10075
Literally any long pointy spear-type weapon can be used as a javelin if only thrown with enough force. Even a pony carry a halberd

>>10078
>really wants someone to carry the halbard
Does anyone wanna throw it? No bully,....

>>10079
I'll throw it