This bread is not for you! This is a very special bread, made entirely of mixed nuts.
Welcome back to the Game, where right now we're discussing how Tracy can't hide the fact that she sometimes catches fire.
"I'm not your opponent. For whatever reason, if you're here then I'm supposed to keep you alive. That doesn't mean I can't or won't kill you in the short term though."
>>9108Where am i you interdimensional vampire scum!?
>>9108"Ah... So you want controlled opposition like your little Fox News, do you? Well you can go right back on to hell globalist!"
>>9097"How is that, nevermind," he returns behind the counter. "What sort of question could you have that I might know the answer to?" He's bewildered.
[1d20 = 6]>>9111She's starting to lose her cool. "Look, I don't know who you are, where or why you came from or are here, I don't even KNOW what a globalist is, and worst of all, YOU INTERRUPTED MY SONG!"
T>stunning fist
>>9113You do realize your replying to trump right?
>>9115Oh. Right,... I knew that. Nevermind. ._.
>>9110"Its a Game, except we're the pieces, sent here because some deity or entity decided - upon our death - that there was more for us to do, or some agenda, I'm not really sure tbh." she drinks the glass.
>>9113"I didn't want to have to do this..."
He pulls out PURE MALE VITALITY
"You can go back to hell globalist!"
>>9112*clears throat*
"Well, for starters, what's the name of this fine town? *glances outside* "It seems quite the cozy place' do you get very much traffic around these parts??"
>>9118You mean i have to suffer more? I dont even have anymore super male vitality.
>>9120"Oh yeah, sorry. You're the first talking horse I've ever seen. The village is called Pip, and we get travelers every so often passing through, though not too many stop since its so close to Port Barry. We're just humble farmers, but we're good enough to earn a decent wage selling to other surrounding cities and towns."
>>9121
>Super male vitality
But are they turning the frogs gay?
>>9122"I seriously doubt you were sent here to suffer. Someone sponsored you, and they had something in mind. You'll have to figure that out on your own though."
>>9124Watch out for your Pepes, Torquil.
"Run away! Before she gets you too!"
>>9125is this hell? i thought it would be more firey.
>>9128If hell is what you make of it, then yes.
>>9129You said i was sent to YOU. Who are you exactly?
>>9131"That's not what I said. I said I'm not your opponent, that if you're here i'm supposed to keep you alive. Big difference," she pours another drink. "As for me, I'm the oldest player still alive."
>>9123"Hmm. Not much traffic, recently? I had heard that this road was a regular highway for travelling merchants; but from the looks of it, it seems like a rather peaceful village."
Did I ever make it to the forges?
>>9132You keep saying player what does that mean?
>>9133"Sorry to disappoint you young,... lady(?), but this is just a stop on the way to other places. Not much goes on around here."
>>9136"Well, when one is in a Game, that makes them a player, right?"
>>9138This is not a game, it cant be.
[3d20 = 41]>>9137"Not at all, kind Sir. *slips a few coins on the counter, as a tip* Thank you for your hospitality."
*turns to leave out the door, but stops halfway out, wearing a grim and serious face*
"... Recently, there have been rumors of a large, reptilian monster picking-off travelers along this trail. Be sure to alert anyone who may wander outside of the village of the danger. It seems to be fond of equstrians.."
And with a whirl of her cape, she vanishes out the door.
Okay, walk down the center path and search +Spot check to see what lies ahead of the trail.
Also, bluff check to make sure that rumor spreads outside of town.
>>9143"You're,... you're welcome! I'll...." his voice trails off as you dramatically depart.
>>9144What's ahead of the trail?
>>9138Are there any other players?
>>9146"I'm sure there are, but none that currently operate in this group. There are multiple groups, but most players establish their own niche area and retire from group activity."
>>9142Torcuil ask Lenos if he can forge him 2 throwing hatchets with the metal rod he got
If need be my rapier or money can be used for, reimbursement
>>9148"Me, a weird spell-caster named Torcuil, a
pompous ass paladin named Trump, a crazy blue pony named Tracy, and a big oaf of a Minotaur named Infernius. And you, by the looks of things. You're welcome to go off on your own, but the life expectancy isn't the best."
>>9152>Implying I'd give that away this early>>9150Why'd you cross out that one part?
It was the most accurate thing about Trump
>>9143>>9145*inspects her new hoers shoes as she silently trots down the trail*
>they're pretty
>>9151"Yeah, thats what he calls himself. Always going on about building infrastructure or whatever," drinks the glass.
>>9156"Last I saw him, he was out at the stadium outside the city. I'm gonna head back up to the tower, let me know if you have any more questions," she gets up to leave. "The name's Thez, btw."
>>9157My name is alex, Alex jones. Do you want to buy a water filter it filters out lead and iron.