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Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.8954
8956
This bread is not for you! This is a very special bread, made entirely of mixed nuts.
Welcome back to the Game, where right now we're discussing how Tracy can't hide the fact that she sometimes catches fire.
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Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9464
9465
>>9462
>>9463
sexy.
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9465
9466 9467
>>9464
I'm glad you think so. ^_^
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9466
9469 9489
>>9465
torc should multi class into a cancer mage, and his tumors should make him look like pepe.
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9467
9470
>>9465
hey gm what are my stats?
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9469
9480 9489
>>9466
Torc is actually the least defined character in the game so far, and the fact that he casts any level of spell depending on the meme he throws out should not be disregarded. Its like he sneezes and shit blows up LAWD JESUS
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9470
9471 9480
>>9467
Holy shit, someone just straight-up and asked. I thought never,...
Raw stats:
Str 18 +2 =20
Dex 11 -2 =9
Con 15 +1 =16
Intelligence 11 -1 =10
Wis 13
Cha 16
Raw + Racial
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9471
9472
>>9470
why is my int not in the teens?
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9472
9473
>>9471
Why would it be? o_O
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9473
9474
>>9472
because infernuis obvisouly the smartest.
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9474
9475
>>9473
I'd say he's displayed far more wisdom than intelligence
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9475
9476
>>9474
>it was just a meme.
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9476
9478
>>9475
>ditto
Sad Alex
DywN4
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No.9478
9479
>>9460
>>9476
Craft Magic Arms and Armor
Craft Universal Item
Craft Construct
Craft Wondrous Item
Craft Staff
>these are the real globalist fighter feats


Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9479
>>9478
Lenos, still hammering away in the forge, peeks his head away from his latest construction.
"He'll be fine."
Anonymous
S3rKF
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No.9480
9481
>>9458
>reee-ing
>>9469
I am chaotic
Both as a result of living in a cave
And my god Kek
>>9470
GM, can I have stats too?

Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9481
9482 9483 9490 9493
>>9480
I don't know enough about Torcuil at this point tbh. I mean we know he likes staves, but does he have any martial skill? Where's his claymore dammit? What kinda scotsman,... anyway, here's what I'm thinking:
Str: 9
Dex: 14
Con: 12
Int: 16
Wis: 11
Cha: 14
Also Torcuil gets an extra feat at first level cuz human. No stat change though.
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9482
9484
1499578633484.png
>>9481
>jej 9 str
Anonymous
S3rKF
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No.9483
9485 9486
r_590222_3Ft8m.jpg
>>9481
>Pic related
I know what most of the words you said mean, separately.
What's martial skill?
Weapon skills?
Help
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9484
9486
>>9482
"He means can ye handle a blade lad!" Vandereim calls from over there.
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9485
9486
1506839857812.png
>>9483
martial skill= swing sword gud.
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9486
9487
>>9483
>>9484
>>9485
every meme i post i darw and show it to torc.
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9487
9488
>>9486
Yeah, but he's already seen 'em cuz they're already posted elsewhere XDDDD
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9488
>>9487
so.
Anonymous
VedNX
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No.9489
9491 9546 9615
>>9469
>>9466
He should make a pact with Trollestia after showing her his rare Pepe collection (I'd assumed her clerical domain was Trickery aka Trolling, so I think she'd be impressed by his shitposting tombs). They both have Chaotic good allignment, so they could become more powerful together. Torquil, could fulfill his mission to study memetephysics, and Trollestia could use him as an agent to spread her word under the domain of Trolling. Then, one of the two could use their new knowledge-related feats to prestige class as Arcane Trickster or Lormaster, allowing the duo to attain a greater level of shitposting.
I ship the two.
Anonymous
VedNX
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No.9490
9492
>>9481
Torq lived in a cave in Scotland for years studying ancient memes scrawled on cave painting, so he should have a good amount of wisdom. He should probably also have Archane knowledge because of it.
That's just my opinion though.
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9491
>>9489
>now headcannon.
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9492
9494 9615
>>9490
So, scottish dyonisus who memes? Alright then I'd go with:
S 11
D 14
Con 12
Int 16
Wis 13
Cha 11
10-11 is the scale for average (peasant-soldier class) human, 10 being 1-5 on the overall rating scale, 6-10 obviously for 11
Anonymous
S77Ge
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No.9493
9495 9615
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>>9481
>Where's his claymore dammit? What kinda scotsman,…
>Implying he'd be able to swing one with his wimpy cave-NEET arms
His character background stated that (((they))) took over his country, so it would be post-"Bin That Knife" Scotland.
He should have a trusty blackthorn Shillelagh: the most lethal weapon allowed in the UK imo, it should be a really buffed-up magic item with a permanent spell cast on it.
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9494
9495 9497
>>9492
so gm when am i gonna get my wyvern mount?
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9495
9496 9498
>>9494
You've already got a fly, what more do you want?
>>9493
A shillelach you say? Not per the spell, but make it a +2 darkwood club.
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9496
9501
>>9495
does the fly breath fire?
Anonymous
/xlgV
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No.9497
9498
>>9494
What about Ponimaru?
Didn't GM bring him back to life just so that infernius would have a mount?
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9498
9503
>>9497
>>9495
i like to have a backlog of mounts.
Anonymous
g0/ci
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No.9499
9500
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So long as we are making unreasonable requests for superfluous second or third mounts, I'd like to request a Gloriana class Battleship as a mount
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9500
Montana_Class.png
>>9499
>not choosing the Superior montana class
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9501
9502
>>9496
No. It doesn't attack, can carry a load of up to 600 lbs, and can basically 'Goku-on-a-cloud' you around. When brought forth (no longer than 2 hrs up/1 hr down) you have a telepathic link and can issue commands and receive info from (like a drone kinda).
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9502
9505
>>9501
utachit is best mount
Anonymous
/xlgV
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No.9503
9504
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>>9498
>Backlog of mounts
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9504
1492889256041.jpg
>>9503

Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9505
9506 9507
>>9502
It is also a frilly gem-encrusted, girly pin when not called forth, and can only be worn in the mane or tail.
Anonymous
/1L9r
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No.9506
9509
>>9505
i wear her? with pride in on my tail.
Anonymous
g0/ci
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No.9507
9508
>>9505
That's actually pretty neat

Fae is competent to do missionary work right?
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9508
>>9507
She has sufficiently memorized more of the prophecy of John Elway and the multitude of texts that surround him than anyone in this realm, so yes.
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9509
>>9506
The commands (instant no-action upon command) which can be combined with any attack movement (5' even in full-attack) are "Uatchit" (ooh-wad-jit) and "Shoo-fly".
Anonymous
VWZ3O
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No.9510
9511 9512
Spoilered
>is finally done working
Alright, so for the past few days, Tracy has been sitting in her Cuckshed camp, managing her equipment. She tried to cook some potions, but her faggot doesn't know how potions work, so let's just say she gave up for now after blowing herself up for the third time.
GM, Tracy bought explosives-equipment back in the alchemy shop at Port Barry. Her faggot forgot to make the requisition for dimeterium ingots (what I wanted bombs for), but could she at least make a low-power firebomb/flashbang? Something like pic related.
Anonymous
g0/ci
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No.9511
9513
>>9510
But she's walking down a road way away from town.

And don't you dare make anything like pic related
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9512
9513 9522
>>9510
There are schematics for flash-bangs and frag grenades in library of Floating Trump Tower. Pretty much anything that can be researched can be researched at the (now) Trump Tower
Anonymous
VWZ3O
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No.9513
9514 9515
>>9511
>she's walking down a road
She made a survival check when she saw the road-blocker sign, and made camp until GM was ready.
>>9512
>on the road
So, no?
Anonymous
g0/ci
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No.9514
9516
>>9513
But how much time has passed in the game?
Anonymous
iVeI0
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No.9515
1pink.gif
>>9513
Correct. Plan ahead. Xp