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Welcome back to the Game, where right now we're discussing how Tracy can't hide the fact that she sometimes catches fire.
>>9464I'm glad you think so. ^_^
>>9465torc should multi class into a cancer mage, and his tumors should make him look like pepe.
>>9465hey gm what are my stats?
>>9466Torc is actually the least defined character in the game so far, and the fact that he casts any level of spell depending on the meme he throws out should not be disregarded. Its like he sneezes and shit blows up
LAWD JESUS
>>9470why is my int not in the teens?
>>9472because infernuis obvisouly the smartest.
>>9473I'd say he's displayed far more wisdom than intelligence
>>9460>>9476Craft Magic Arms and Armor
Craft Universal Item
Craft Construct
Craft Wondrous Item
Craft Staff
>these are the real globalist fighter feats
>>9478Lenos, still hammering away in the forge, peeks his head away from his latest construction.
"He'll be fine."
>>9458>reee-ing>>9469I am chaotic
Both as a result of living in a cave
And my god Kek
>>9470GM, can I have stats too?
>>9480I don't know enough about Torcuil at this point tbh. I mean we know he likes staves, but does he have any martial skill? Where's his claymore dammit? What kinda scotsman,... anyway, here's what I'm thinking:
Str: 9
Dex: 14
Con: 12
Int: 16
Wis: 11
Cha: 14
Also Torcuil gets an extra feat at first level cuz human. No stat change though.
>>9481>Pic relatedI know what most of the words you said mean, separately.
What's martial skill?
Weapon skills?
Help
>>9482"He means can ye handle a blade lad!" Vandereim calls from over there.
>>9483martial skill= swing sword gud.
>>9483>>9484>>9485every meme i post i darw and show it to torc.
>>9486Yeah, but he's already seen 'em cuz they're already posted elsewhere XDDDD
>>9481 Torq lived in a cave in Scotland for years studying ancient memes scrawled on cave painting, so he should have a good amount of wisdom. He should probably also have Archane knowledge because of it.That's just my opinion though.
>>9490So, scottish dyonisus who memes? Alright then I'd go with:
S 11
D 14
Con 12
Int 16
Wis 13
Cha 11
10-11 is the scale for average (peasant-soldier class) human, 10 being 1-5 on the overall rating scale, 6-10 obviously for 11
>>9481>Where's his claymore dammit? What kinda scotsman,…>Implying he'd be able to swing one with his wimpy cave-NEET armsHis character background stated that (((they))) took over his country, so it would be post-"Bin That Knife" Scotland.
He should have a trusty blackthorn Shillelagh: the most lethal weapon allowed in the UK
imo, it should be a really buffed-up magic item with a permanent spell cast on it.
>>9492so gm when am i gonna get my wyvern mount?
>>9494You've already got a fly, what more do you want?
>>9493A shillelach you say? Not per the spell, but make it a +2 darkwood club.
>>9495does the fly breath fire?
>>9497>>9495i like to have a backlog of mounts.
So long as we are making unreasonable requests for superfluous second or third mounts, I'd like to request a Gloriana class Battleship as a mount
>>9496No. It doesn't attack, can carry a load of up to 600 lbs, and can basically 'Goku-on-a-cloud' you around. When brought forth (no longer than 2 hrs up/1 hr down) you have a telepathic link and can issue commands and receive info from (like a drone kinda).
>>9502It is also a frilly gem-encrusted, girly pin when not called forth, and can only be worn in the mane or tail.
>>9505i wear her? with pride in on my tail.
>>9505That's actually pretty neat
Fae is competent to do missionary work right?
>>9507She has sufficiently memorized more of the prophecy of John Elway and the multitude of texts that surround him than anyone in this realm, so yes.
>>9506The commands (instant no-action upon command) which can be combined with any attack movement (5' even in full-attack) are "Uatchit" (ooh-wad-jit) and "Shoo-fly".
>is finally done working
Alright, so for the past few days, Tracy has been sitting in her Cuckshed camp, managing her equipment. She tried to cook some potions, but her faggot doesn't know how potions work, so let's just say she gave up for now after blowing herself up for the third time.
GM, Tracy bought explosives-equipment back in the alchemy shop at Port Barry. Her faggot forgot to make the requisition for dimeterium ingots (what I wanted bombs for), but could she at least make a low-power firebomb/flashbang? Something like pic related.
>>9510But she's walking down a road way away from town.
And don't you dare make anything like pic related
>>9510There are schematics for flash-bangs and frag grenades in library of Floating Trump Tower. Pretty much anything that can be researched can be researched at the (now) Trump Tower
>>9511>she's walking down a roadShe made a survival check when she saw the road-blocker sign, and made camp until GM was ready.
>>9512>on the roadSo, no?
>>9513But how much time has passed in the game?