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Occupied Equestria, Day 5, Mid to Late Morning
Anonymous
vVf+Z
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No.89111
89113
Six years after season 6, Occupied Equestria presents an alternative history where Chrysalis chose a different approach to her second attack on Equestria. The Changelings have conquered half of Equestria, while a former Equestrian colony - soured to Princess Twilight's notion of harmony with all creatures thank to their dealing with griffins - Invaded and took the other half. In Baltimare and the Equestrian Southeast, the magic of friendship has weakened, as Communists, Changeling infiltrators, Fascists, gangs, and corrupt creepy politicians threaten the city. This role play is based in large part upon the Equestria at War mod for Hearts of Iron 4, and uses D&d 3.5e mechanics.

Ash and Iron seem to want to head out from the abbey. Dark Star was having a conversation with the rescued foals after doing community service. Silver is having a surprisingly friendly conversation with Blue Skies about politics. Spark is babysitting and Brie is supposed to be doing the same. Onyx is sleeping.
1589 replies and 69 files omitted.
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.90393
90394
FINALLY DONE!

Okay, after a busy week, I'm available now, mostly
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90394
>>90393
Yay! The god is back!

Anonymous
BMCwp
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No.90395
I am present
Anonymous
BMCwp
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No.90396
>>90390
Hope you feel better soon, m8.
Anonymous
BMCwp
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No.90397
90398
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Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90398
90399
>>90397
That's funny.
Anonymous
BMCwp
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No.90399
90400
>>90398
It is.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90400
90401
>>90399
I love how he has doom in his pants.
I have a feeling some guys call their dicks doom.
Or doom guy.
Anonymous
BMCwp
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No.90401
90402
>>90400
>naming your body parts
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90402
>>90401
I don't do that, but I may poke fun of how I have two minds.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90403
90405
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That was such a good ending for this session, gaiz!
I really hope no more ponies drop due to this poor timing.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
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No.90405
90406 90407
>>90403
It's a shame we haven't been playing much lately, but GM has been busy and so have I.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90406
90407
>>90405
I know. It's mostly worry that eventually this will disappear if not enough interaction is done between the GM and their players.
Anonymous
NJdlu
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No.90407
90408 90409
>>90405
>>90406
I'm sure things will start moving again once the stars align and the Ash Crew makes their triumphant return.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
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No.90408
90409
>>90407
Sister Ash has no other real urgent priorities after finding all of the foals, so she can be persuaded to do other things.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90409
90410
>>90407
That's quite a long time in Internet time.
Or in normal time too, I believe.
>>90408
I'm not sure what to do after that myself tbh.
I was thinking of going back to Cauldron for some jobs.
I don't expect that it will exactly reunite with the other players.Especially Ash.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
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No.90410
90411
>>90409
We need some kind of common goal/quest...
Dark Star is still at the orphanage (carrying out his 72 hours of community service), so we can at least meet up with him when we get back, if his player shows up, that is..
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90411
>>90410
As long as he can show off and get money, he'll be in to do anything.

Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.90412
90413
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Poor Blue Skies. She asked what the plan for lunch were... and never got a response
Anonymous
NJdlu
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No.90413
>>90412
She'll get a response. Later. Gonna be gone for a couple hours.
Anonymous
Jn8fm
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No.90414
90415 90416 90417 90419
>5 threads of 2000+ replies
is it humanly possible to catch up?
Anonymous
T7Z/U
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No.90415
>>90414
I don't even think we are fully caught up yet, and we're the ones playing.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90416
>>90414
Pretty sure, yeah.
There hasn't been a lot of actions so far.

My character, Iron, the moment he got here, did some crate lifting, followed by showing off by retrieving some guns from underwater after avoiding a falling crate. Then he intimidated the pony in charge there since he let it happen, which was working until a mare came up and defused the situation. After that he discovers he just intimidated a capo and promptly gets recruited into the Watergront Gang as hired muscle.
Enter Cauldron, a zebra. She's a nice zebra, brimming with both individualty and camaraderie for his other gang members. They both go extort some people. One shot Iron, but didn't dissuade him and they both kept going. There was one that tried to slash Iron with a sword but relented by breaking his will to fight. Finally, there was a bar fight, which was a highlight at the time.

That spanned 2 or 3 threads iirc.
You can manage.
If you want to, I can keep my explaining, although it doesn't look like it's going to be a Tl;Dr situation.
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.90417
90418
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>>90414
I mean, a lot of that is dice spam, meta talk about game mechanics that aren't relevant to any of the characters, ERP, and large paragraphs of arguing about geopolitical situations that don't immediately pertain to the story. So, probably
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90418
>>90417
This.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
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No.90419
>>90414
You don't have to catch up. Just enter whenever you want.
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.90420
90421 90422 90425
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Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90421
90422
>>90420
Don't worry. I'm here.
I can put a mask pretending to be Silver if you want to.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
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No.90422
>>90420
>>90421
I am here as well.
Anonymous
T7Z/U
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No.90423
90424
Okay, NOW I'm free.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90424
>>90423
I'm always down for some rowdy D&D sessions, my dudes.
Anonymous
T7Z/U
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No.90425
90426 90427
>>90420
Alright, so, should I just come up with a place Silver has seen where they get grab some lunch, or should I leave that up to you?
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.90426
90428
>>90425
That's kind of the question. What did you intend?
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90427
90428 90429
>>90425
Invite her for some meat.
Anonymous
T7Z/U
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No.90428
90429
>>90427
That comes later.

>>90426
I dunno, I suppose a diner. Something simple with plenty of good options for lunch.
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.90429
90430 90431
>>90428
After a period of time - and surely it is enough time to do whatever Silver intended before leaving, because she takes a while - she meets Silver carrying a large pack on her side

"Okay, I was able to requisition a couple masks that should be rated for carbon monoxide and hydrogen cyanide. I have a couple air packs as well, although these are limited in duration"

>>90428
>>90427
>Meat
Like, I know this is supposed to be a double entendre, but I am genuinely uncertain if this means having her around as Silver engages in his carnivorous practices, or if it means another attempt to get her to have some sort of sexual act with him
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90430
>>90429
Why not both?
Sucking dick counts as eating meat since it has protein, right?
Silver
T7Z/U
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No.90431
90432
>>90429
Apparently he had nothing else he intended to do, as from the looks of things he's just been occupying himself by looking out the window. "I imagine they have enough air in them for what I will need to do, as long as I do not dick around." He looks back at her from whatever he must have found so interesting. "How long will each pack last?"

'Tis a jest, but if it were serious, it would mean the latter.
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.90432
90434
>>90431
"Suffice it to say, not very long for archaeological work. You should hope that at least oxygen isn't that limited, or you can do things quickly. Maybe something better could be obtained from scuba divers or magical devices.... do you need anything else?"
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
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No.90433
90434 90436


Silver
T7Z/U
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No.90434
90435
>>90432
"Hmm. I might have to at least partially clear quarry exit to get air flow going. Here is hoping it will be enough.

"So, I saw diner not too far from here we could have lunch at. It is maybe couple blocks away. What do you think?"

>>90433
Spooky ghost posting from the kirin lady.
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.90435
90437
>>90434
She smiles
"We can go wherever you would like"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
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No.90436
>>90433
Standing by for some foal bartering.
Silver
T7Z/U
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No.90437
90438
Well, now that the /mlp/ game is over with and my computer doesn't have to shit itself anymore, I should be good.

>>90435
With a wave of his hoof and a smile of his own, Silver leads the way out of the building and towards the diner. "Then let us go!"
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.90438
90439
>>90437
"And thus we go" she says, following Silver out the door and carrying a large amount of equipment in bags on her back
Silver
T7Z/U
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No.90439
90440
>>90438
Silver looks back at her as they trot. "That looks heavy. Need help with it?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.90440
90441
>>90439
"Certainly"
She hoofs over a pair of bags full of cylinders, thick gas masks, and filters
Silver
T7Z/U
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No.90441
90442
>>90440
Silver silently hopes he can figure out how to put these on as he takes them off of Blue's hooves.
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.90442
90443 90444
>>90441
“So, where are you taking me?” She asks, smiling
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
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No.90443
90444
>>90442
To the equivalent of a gas station restaurant.
Silver
T7Z/U
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No.90444
90445 90446
>>90443
You're just salty the Russian boi isn't taking you to a diner.

>>90442
He turns back to her to respond. "It is diner I saw on way here. Looks like good place. It will be nice to see what food there is like. It smelled good as I passed."

As Blue and Silver turn the next corner, the place comes into view. 'Rita's Diner', a relatively small establishment with lots of windows offering a view outside to the street or inside to the restaurant's patrons. From the looks of both the vehicles parked outside and the ponies inside who are eating, it looks like it's still moderately full from being near the end of the lunch rush. The smell coming off the place suggests mouthwatering food that is maaaaaaaaaaybe just a little bit unhealthy for you.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
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No.90445
90447
>>90444
I don't have good experiences with diners.
Nothing personal with you.
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.90446
90447
>>90444
She takes a look at the establishment, and ultimately gives a sort of "okay" shrug to it, as she follows Silver
"It looks nicer than the lunch room. Is this the sort of place you like?"
Silver
T7Z/U
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No.90447
90448
>>90445
Fair enough.

>>90446
"I...do not think I have certain kind of place I like. Back when I lived near Manehattan I just cooked my own meals, and during War I mostly just ate canned food or military rations."
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.90448
90449
>>90447
Presumably they enter the establishment, and find they are to seat themselves
She looks at him inquisitively
"So you lived near Manehattan?"
Silver
T7Z/U
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No.90449
90450
>>90448
"I did, yes, from time when I settled down with Storm to when Great War ended. Though it was still about two hour trot to get to Manehattan from where we lived."
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.90450
90452
>>90449
I guess presumably they seat themselves now?
A purple maned Unicorn Zony takes their orders for drinks, thus taking the prize for most-garish looking creature any one in the party has thus far encountered.

"So that's where you lived all those years. Tell me, what was that like?"
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
+i1iI
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No.90451
Did you know that kirin horns closely resemble the hair of Chinese women? www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gUZeeT9Hbw
Silver
T7Z/U
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No.90452
90453
>>90450
I think I've seen that OC before.
Indeed they do. After startling Silver a little and making him privately wonder why genetics works in such confusing ways, he just orders a water.

"I suppose it was like living in most places. Or near to, in this case. It was just cabin out by itself in rural country, with enough living space for all of our family. We would only travel into city itself if we needed food or supplies, or if there was odd job or contract that needed completed. Rain and Spec would fly and carry White to school in city every weekday. I think we visited Statue of Friendship maybe once during our time there? We mostly stuck to outskirts of city, as it already had everything we needed."
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.90453
90454
>>90452
>Statue of Friendship
So that's what that thing is called. Good thing to know, in case Manehattan has to be featured
Blue Skies orders... Tea, again. It's not that unsual when you think of it. Maybe just breed a pony with purple maned unicorn grandparents with a zebra, and you get that creature. Blue Skies don't seem to notice the waiter much, and does not make eye contact when ordering her tea

She asks
"How old are your children, again?"
Silver
T7Z/U
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No.90454
90455 90456 90458
>>90453
I'm fairly certain that's what it's named.

Silver lets out a low whistle as has leans back in his seat. "By now? Rain is 39, while Spec and White are both 33."
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
+i1iI
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No.90455
90457 90459
>>90454
kek, Blue is actually young enough to be your granddaughter
[strikethrough]you old perv[/strikethrough]

Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
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No.90456
90461
>>90454
Skies is predating on your children for future romantic ventures. Be warned that you'll have to be the father-in-law.
No. This is not really serious.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
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No.90457
>>90455
Also this.
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.90458
90459
>>90454
She takes a mental note. She had to have asked because of the obvious age difference between herself and Silver. She's substantially younger than his youngest child. She doesn't seem to mind, and she maintains that smile in speaking to Silver

"Are they fraternal twins?" she asks
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90459
90460 90461 90462
>>90455
68 and still going strong, that's Silver.

>>90458
"That they were. White come out only few minutes before Spec, so one could say she has distinction of being born first. They got along quite well, even if they shared only little bit of their personalities." A memory of the two siblings together as little foals crosses his mind. It's just a simple memory of the pair playing charades, but it's still a nice memory for him.

He looks over at Blue, curious a little, himself. "I do not think I ever heard, how old are you, exactly?"
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
+i1iI
?
No.90460
>>90459
Asking a woman's age
You've lost your wit, Casanova

Silver (OOC)
T7Z/U
?
No.90461
>>90459
*White came out

>>90456
I'm not sure that would ever happen, but hey, I'm sure Silver would be excited.
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.90462
90465
>>90459
>>90459
"If only I had gotten along so well with my siblings..." She says. The memonry 'blinks.' He hasn't fully healed from the bite last night, at least not yet.

The zony comes by, and delivers the tea in a purple haze of glowing telekeniss magic. Blue Skies takes a small sip, and continues her smile at Silver
"I am twenty five... Twenty four." Whatever her exact age, she's been alive for a slightly shorter period of time that Storm Warning has been dead
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90465
90466 90467
>>90462
Presumably, he also comes by with Silver's water, which he himself takes a drink of with a satisfied "Ahhh".

He seems only a little surprised at her response, as she's hinted at such before now. "Huh. You are quite young. Almost young enough to be my granddaughter...Селестия, what kind of family we would make for, huh?"
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
+i1iI
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No.90466
90468
>>90465
Not as strange as this one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYlJH81dSiw

Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90467
90468
>>90465
"Come again?" She asks, evidently not having understood Silver's question
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90468
90469
>>90466
I'm gonna have to view that later.

>>90467
"Ah, well...nevermind, it is not topic for such public discussion. I am just saying we would make for very 'odd' family, if we were."
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.90469
90470 90471
>>90468
She looks at him oddly. Blue Skies would make a disapointing daughter, if Silver had sought to take her as a sort of surrogate daughter. She seems kind of promiscuous, and she speaks with disrespect towards the princesses. Probably not the sort that Silver would want to have raised

"What do you want to order?" She asks
Silver
T7Z/U
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No.90470
90472
>>90469
Silver doesn't look like he wants her to be anything like a daughter or granddaughter, at least to her. He certainly seems fine with keeping her as a friend/romantic interest. Either way, he takes a look at the menu in front of him, looking through its contents. "Hmm. I think I will go with hayburger. You?"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
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No.90471
90473
>>90469
If the fact that she admitted she would suck his dick if he didn't have an unstable coltfriend is not enough evidence of that.
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.90472
90474
>>90470
She looks down at the menu, and sort of frowns.
"I don't know, maybe a sandwich"
She looks out in the restaurant, perhaps to flag down the waiter
B1XZI
?
No.90473
90475
>>90471
>Unstable Coltfriend
It was because "Dark Star is a member of the party, I work with him, I actually respect him, and I'm not sure if he would be comfortable with it" Thank you very much
\r
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90474
90476
>>90472
"If you do not mind my asking this, why is it you and your siblings did not get along?"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90475
>>90473
I think your wording was a bit different iirc,
but I'll drop it for now.

Nevermind the fact that a broken heart can make a stallion go crazy. The book about sex warns about that.
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.90476
90477
>>90474
>>90474
Her eyes wonder around
"My older brother never quite respected or trusted me. My younger siblings were a big nicer, but they didn't quite bond either. They thought I tried to hard to get my parent's attention"
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90477
90478
>>90476
"Well, that is odd." He leans forward, resting his forehooves on the table in front of him as he looks at Blue with a searching gaze. "You make it almost sound like you and your older brother were competing within your family."
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.90478
90479
>>90477
“Well, I don’t I know if I would say it was ‘competing.’ If it was a competition for parental affection, I usually managed to take more, at least earlier. If it was a competition to take the family legacy, he definitely won”
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90479
90480
>>90478
"Just how many siblings did you have?"
Anonymous
5m3b1
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No.90480
90482
>>90479
“Only two”
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90482
90483 90484
>>90480
"Hmm..." He takes another drink of his water. "So, why exactly was it, you think, your brother did not trust you? Did he just want this family legacy that he thought could not be shared?"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90483
>>90482
She's a mare, and Nimbusian society seems to have a matriarchal society so far.
Maybe his brother was trying to show that stallions are better than mares?
Anonymous
5m3b1
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No.90484
90485
>>90482
>>90482
“I still say it was that head injury he suffered in a jousting accident. It left him not quite right. Anyways, he seemed to believe I had a different father, or something. He didn’t think I was quite suited to be a part of the family”
Silver
T7Z/U
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No.90485
90486
>>90484
"It could be. I do not imagine one's brain could get damaged like that without something going wrong. But surely, you were not so different from rest of your family that anypony would think that, right?"
Anonymous
5m3b1
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No.90486
90487
>>90485
“Of course not. Maybe a bit less social, and not interested in weather control. Perhaps he was jealous. In any case, I do not trust using fighting as an instrument of play”
Silver
T7Z/U
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No.90487
90488
>>90486
"I suppose I can not blame you."
Anonymous
5m3b1
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No.90488
90490
>>90487
“You did not have any half-siblings, did you?”
Silver
T7Z/U
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No.90490
90491
>>90488
He shakes his head. "I was only child, for both of my parents."
Anonymous
5m3b1
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No.90491
90492 90494
>>90490
The Zony returns to take their orders. Blue Skies wavers, and asks for a sandwich
Silver
T7Z/U
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No.90492
90493 90494 90495
>>90491
Silver gives the zony his order for a hayburger, still slightly confused about the zony's genetics. He wonders if zebras make fun of zonies like this because of their garish color schemes.
Anonymous
5m3b1
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No.90493
>>90492
Probably. The horn on its head is probably more embarrassing, and it simultaneously has zebra stripes and a pickle head
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
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No.90494
90497
>>90492
>>90491
And here I thought it was a typo.
So that confirms cross-breeding between ponies and zebras.
Interesting.
Anonymous
5m3b1
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No.90495
90496
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>>90492
She starts the next part of the conversation
“So... you’re the child of an Earth Pony and a unicorn, you previously married a Pegasus, and had two Pegasus children, and you’re a unicorn?” She says kind of awkwardly
Silver
T7Z/U
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No.90496
90498
>>90495
"Well, yes, I do believe you have story straight." He chuckles, not entirely sure where she is leading this, if anywhere. "Welcome to genetics."
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
zZS/c
?
No.90497
90499
Spoilered
>>90494
No joke, they actually exist in real life, and are actually called "zebroids"
Anonymous
5m3b1
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No.90498
90500
>>90496
Her expression suggests that, to her, something needs explanation
“And you’re a unicorn?” She repeats
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90499
90501
>>90497
Spooky.
Do they actually have the capacity to reproduce?
Silver
T7Z/U
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No.90500
90503
>>90498
"As far as I know." He prods the bone protruding out of his head. "Is there something wrong with that?"
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
zZS/c
?
No.90501
90502
>>90499
Nope, considering they have different numbers of chromosomes. Hybrids that do have similar numbers of chromosomes can reproduce, which is probably the strongest peg in the "human races are actually separate species" theory
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
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No.90502
90504 90507
>>90501
I suppose for the sake of zonies' existence, they can reproduce with other equines.
Earth Zonies would look good tho.
Superior pony strength+zebra special skill sounds like a win-win.
Anonymous
5m3b1
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No.90503
90504 90505 90509
>>90500
She moves a hoof out, and cautiously pokes the horn protruding from SIlver’s head. She seems more cautious in touching him here and now than she has in the past. She pokes it twice
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
zZS/c
?
No.90504
90505 90507 90509
>>90502
Equestrian Kalergi Plan when?

>>90503
"Why is it so small?"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
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No.90505
90506
>>90503
>instant horn ejaculation time
>>90504
Iron would enact it with Cauldron. Maybe.
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
zZS/c
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No.90506
90508
>>90505
Iron would enact it with a spotted sea squirt.
Anonymous
5m3b1
?
No.90507
90508
>>90504
Kek

>>90502
That’s actually not a terrible idea, surprisingly
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90508
90511 90518
>>90506
>spotted sea squirt
W0t?
If you mean sea ponies, he would do that too.
Or hippogryphs, like they're called now.
If you mean what I found on (((google))), then neither me nor Iron know how to inseminate it.
>>90507
Thank you.
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90509
90510 90513 90515
>>90503
His eyes roll up to look at her hoof with amusement. At the moment, he's not using his horn for magic, so to her it feels little more than a very thin covering of skin with peach fuzz-level fur covering a boney structure. It also feels like it could be sensitive to touch, and the bone feels like it's slightly harder than a pegasus's wing harder in terms of hardness, but without magic it just feels...almost underwhelming. "First time touching another pony's horn?"

>>90504
[Emotional Crit]
Silver (OOC)
T7Z/U
?
No.90510
>>90509
>bone feels like it's slightly harder than a pegasus's wing harder in terms of hardness
What the actual fuck was I on when I typed this?
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
zZS/c
?
No.90511
90514
>>90508
Sea squirts are more closely related to horses than trees are, so Iron would have more luck than before.
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
zZS/c
?
No.90513
>>90509
You've got a hard-on for writing the word hard. It'll be hard to stop it.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90514
90516
>>90511
It was an offering to mother nature.
It was not to inseminate the tree, but to feed it with protein.
Just so we're on the same page, is the formal name Pycnoclavella diminuta?
Anonymous
5m3b1
?
No.90515
90519
>>90509
“No... I just find your family tree a bit strange”
She’s stopped poking it, and is now feeling it a bit more intensely
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
zZS/c
?
No.90516
90517
>>90514
You're in luck, this one's got holes.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90517
90518
>>90516
I suppose it is.
I'd rather not drown.
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
zZS/c
?
No.90518
90520
>>90517
That also applies to >>90508

Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90519
90522
>>90515
"Why? It is not like my parents were both Earth Ponies and I was born Unicorn because they had distant Unicorn ancestors."

Blue can find no other word to describe it as she feels something in the horn awaken. Silver gives her a smile as he lights up his horn in a blue aura. It envelops the part of her hoof touching the extremity in a tingly feeling, like she's touching a couch that's lousy with static. As a matter of fact, the fur of her hoof inside the aura sticks up like it's reacting to static electricity.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90520
90521
>>90518
They would at least fuck at the surface where Iron can breathe. Those things seem to live on wall rocks at 100 meters below the sea.
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
zZS/c
?
No.90521
90523 90530
>>90520
They can't swim away when they see Iron, though
Anonymous
5m3b1
?
No.90522
90524 90526
>>90519
She starts to pull away, having evidently awoken something in the horn, but remains fixated on it. Then, she pets it again, almost like a fascinated cat
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90523
90525 90530
>>90521
At least Iron can try to use bait to lure them closer and then grapple them into submission.
How the fuck is Iron going to
A- Reach the damn plant-coral-like thing
B- Successfully masturbate to it without draining my oxygen supply.

Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90524
90526 90530
>>90522
Well, her hoof hasn't yet melted or spontaneously caught fire, and the magic field has remained stable. Odds are, the static feeling is nothing but that. "You sure seem to enjoy it."
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
zZS/c
?
No.90525
90527
>>90523
When the question is "can I" and not "should I" then you've already lost.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90526
>>90524
>>90522
inb4 Silver shoots magic cum after enough poking.
Heck, go for sucking the horn to see if the spark has any taste.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90527
90528
>>90525
It is easy to think that. You seem to imply Iron would even try to do A and B if he could.
Probably yes. No one actually cares if some semen gets dumped into the sea.
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
zZS/c
?
No.90528
90529
>>90527
Iron is the type of stallion who gets teenage fillies pregnant just from swimming in the same body of water
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90529
>>90528
Kek. Probably.
Still wondering what happened to the cum-soaked tree at the abbey.
Anonymous
5m3b1
?
No.90530
90531 90532
>>90523
>>90521
Like what the actual fuck are you talking about?

>>90524
“They can be fun.” She pets it again. Then she says
“When I was stationed in Zaphia, I was briefly sent north to follow a task force of the security police involved in hunting members of the political class in the recently liberated Hellquill. There were great big piles of unicorn horns laying together. Several feet tall. Like children’s ice cream sprinkles.” She almost seems to fade out as she says this
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90531
>>90530
A civil discussion about how Iron would cum on an underwater plant in the sea.
This is peak intellectual discussion.
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90532
90533
>>90530
Silver grimaces from the macabre image. Apparently emotion can manipulate the magic field around unicorn horns, as his flares a little from indignation. "I have heard of such acts of barbarism, committed against unicorns in history, though I did not know it still goes on to this day. Supposedly unicorn horns are supposed to grant you luck. Sounds about as pleasant as I imagined it." The field reduces back to how it was before her description. "I take it Zaphia and Hellquill are Griffon nations?"
Anonymous
5m3b1
?
No.90533
90534
>>90532
As if in a trance, she replies
“There was nothing in history like it. Nothing like it.”
Then her trance stops, and can see emotion returning to her face. It’s that smile of hers, and it shows a deep inner satisfaction.
“Aestii is a pony nation, if perhaps a bit depopulated, with a few too many stranglers of the old empire. As for Zaphia... only half is griffin land”

Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90534
90535
>>90533
"It sounds and looks as though those responsible were brought to justice. That is good, if that is truth." He folds the magic field over her foreleg, spreading the tingly feeling all throughout it. She can feel through his horn as his own internal magic flows through his horn like blood, and spreads over and partially through her extended limb. It's a foreign feeling to her own Pegasus magic, if she's ever actually felt it before. "On different note, I am not sure how many Unicorns there are in Nimbusia, but I can tell you that there are not very many in Severyana. There it is most Pegasi, followed closely by Earth Ponies."
Anonymous
5m3b1
?
No.90535
90536
>>90534
“I wouldn’t speak so quickly... so many of them only needed to head west to Griefenhiem.”
She still seems strangely fascinated by the horn
“ I would ask what would happen if it were severed... but the Reformistin scientists left very good notes on that subject...”
Then she responds to his last statement
“Severyana is Pegasi? Then why did they turn to Communism?” She seems genuinely confused by this
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90536
90537
>>90535
"Because Earth Pony minority there is still significantly large, only trailing just behind Pegasi for majority, and because Steel Stallion was supposedly just that charismatic, if you believe stories about him. But yes, Pegasi have historically been majority race in Severyana, ever since days long ago, during early days of Three Pony Tribes when southern region was divided into city-states, and ponies in what is now Nova Griffonia were wandering nomads. I remember during one school trip, we saw flags of different cities during that time, and many of them used Pegasi as heraldic symbols. Then of course you had flag of when Severyana was united under Tsar, and his own state symbol: it was two-headed Pegasus, wearing shared crown to symbolize unification of settlements of south and nomads of north."
Anonymous
5m3b1
?
No.90537
90538
>>90536
“Nomads of the North? Now who are they?”
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90538
90539
>>90537
"Pegasi, mostly. They were nomadic pony tribes, almost like subculture of Severyanans, in Nova Griffonia that guarded southern reaches from various other threatening tribes: Yaks, Bears, Penguins, even occasional Griffon migrations from Northern Griffonia. They were skilled, hardened warriors from fighting both numerous enemies and land itself, and knew how to live off of land. It came in useful, as it is not very good land to try to settle on. And above all, they were very defensive about their tribes, their lands, and their way of life."
Anonymous
5m3b1
?
No.90539
90540
>>90538
She smiles, more warmly this time
“Just like the Pegasi to be protective of their lands. Maybe, in time, they too shall be liberated, as the eastern marches were”
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90540
90541
>>90539
"Maybe. But, let us not talk too much more of this. I do not want this conversation to end up like last one we had."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90541
90542
>>90540
Her expression changes to a half smile, half frown. As if on cue, the zony arrives with Silver’s hamburger and Blue’s sandwich
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90542
90543
>>90541
He gives the zony a nod as he accepts the hayburger. "Thank you." With a lick of his lips, he dresses it with the condiments available at their table, and he digs in, taking a large bite out of it.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90543
90544
>>90542
It’s a bit greasy, but otherwise decent. Blue Skies looks around her sandwich, inspecting it, with a sort of uncertain expression.
She sort of whispers the following to Silver:
“What did you do with those... changelings you said you had?”
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90544
90545
>>90543
As far as he's concerned, it's not bad for a lunch. He'll just need to work it off sometime soon. "Spark is watching them, until I get back."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90545
90546
>>90544
"Which one is Spark again?" She asks
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90546
90547
>>90545
"He is other unicorn."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90547
90548 90549
>>90546
"Oh, right. That one."

Okay, I have to go to sleep now
Silver
T7Z/U
?
No.90548
90988 90989
>>90547
Silver nods. "He is good kid."

Sleep well!
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90549
90550
>>90547
I don't mean to be rude or trying to possess your time, but do you think you're ready for some foal bartering/negotiation?
Of course if Ash is here as well.
And the time is right for the three of us.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90550
90552
>>90549
>not intending to be rude
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH IRON’S PLAYER
But yeah, that scene should be continued. I know the next lines of dialogue, I’ve just been too lazy to dig and find the posts
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90551
90552
The real Iron player may come back soon. Woo~
Maybe he will make Iron Chaotic Evil. Woo~
In any case, I can post the post I posted where the posts regarding the conversation between the big boi and Willow Brooks.
Post containing all posts between Iron and gmabler/possible pimp. >>90330

Latest post where the two talk.>>90242


Iron's the r00d one, not me.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90552
>>90551
This sounds slightly autistic.
Nevertheless it should help you find the posts.
>>90550
Disregard that last part of previous post.

gYKef
?
No.90553
90554 90559
[1d20 = 15]
Scrub scrub
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90554
90555
>>90553
A good scrub scrub.
What u scrubbing, my guy?
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90555
90556
>>90554
Some type of dish my dude
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90556
90557
>>90555
Without any specification, you would scrub anything.
Anything at all~
Like the bar nut supply for non-drinkers.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90557
90558
>>90556
Kek
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90558
>>90557
Or chewing gum.
Milk, hairs, etc.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.90559
90560 90577
>>90553
Rub-a-dub-dub.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90560
90561
>>90559
Rubby ducky.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90561
90562
>>90560
You're so fine, you make bath time so divine. Rubber ducky you're my very best friend it's true
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90562
90563
>>90561
Too bad Skies didn't have a rubber ducky for Silver to play with.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90563
90564
>>90562
He played with the adult rubber ducky
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90564
90565
>>90563
Ducks aren't sperm-launching cylinders. They're ducks.
Maybe a rubber submarine or shark.
"Wait a second, there's no shakrs in the bathtub."
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90565
90566
>>90564
Fair point
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90566
90567 90569
>>90565
"Fire torpedo at target Skies!"
*launches semen torpedo*
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90567
90570
>>90566
"Captain, we've expended all the torpedoes!"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90569
90571 90572
rainbow_dash_chins_by_wubmacawda-d9hj2iv.png
>>90566
>>90566

Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90570
>>90567
"Shit! The target is looking at us sternly! We need to withdraw! Fall back into base!"
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90571
>>90569
Oh hey, he is alive
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90572
90573
>>90569
Oh hello. Don't mind me. Just shooting a load on a Blue Skies replica at the void.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90573
90574
>>90242
>>90242
He laughs slightly
"I don't think you understand. We are the only game in town. And a betrayal of one, is a betrayal of us all. The gang is family, and it does not take kindly to an attack on family. He'll think twice before lashing out over something as mundane as spanking, which any parent or even the nuns were going to do anyways."

>>90572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niByTamxaj8
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90574
90575 90578
>>90573
Crap. This is not good.
Iron feels like he's not lying to him. He's doesn't have many options left. He tries to open up a new venue.
"What do you expect Henhill to become? A mere grunt or a successor?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90575
90576
>>90574
"A successor"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90576
>>90575
Iron raises his eyebrows.
"Really? Do you not have somepony to create and raise a foal of your own?"
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
MLzt/
?
No.90577
>>90559
Wub-a-dub-dub
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90578
90579
>>90574
"I don't... I do not have a colt to groom into a successor, no"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90579
90580
>>90578
Iron seems genuinely confused, somewhat losing focus on the foal negotiation.
"But you have stability and confidence. I can see your power from here. Why are you not swimming in mares right now?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90580
90581
>>90579
"'Swimming in mares' isn't exactly conducive to family life"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90581
90582
>>90580
"You can always pick one to harbor your young. Why did not choose one and have a foal with her?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90582
90583
>>90581
"There have been... shall we say, difficulties in relationships'
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90583
90584
>>90582
Iron cocks his head.
"Of what kind? Have you been metaphorically backstabbed by too many mares to trust them or something?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90584
90585
>>90583
"That's... Not necessarily the issue, but this life isn't made for the typical family stallion. Or at least, it doesn't attract typical family stallions"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90585
90586
>>90584
"Well, you do not have to have a typical family life in order to attract a mare into staying with you and raise a foal. You sound like you would protect her to the ends of the world, and your supposed monopoly on gang warfare means that there is little to no possible traitorous acts."
A poke of his chin.
"The one problem may be that she could be an undercover cop, which should not be too hard to find out since you seem experienced in your line of work and should find out without much issue."
A scratch on his side.
"I only suggest this due to the unreliability of Henhill as your successor. As a grunt it seems plausible, but he may not be able to fit on your role as a leader. Foals who you create will naturally fit any roll and will do it without much question since you have a far stronger authority over them than random colts picked off from an abbey, which you have to deal with a sleugh of mental problems that may resurface when the time for him to fit his roll will come."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90586
90587
>>90585
"I... I don't..." He's embarrassed it seems at the moment
Me2Nm
?
No.90587
90588
[1d20-2 = -7]
>>90586
"Is something wrong?" He cocks his head again.
For the sake of it, Iron tries to read what Willow Brooks' mind is going through.
Rolling sense motive which is rather low. Ash please do this as well when you're able.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90588
90589
>>90587
Iron cannot discern much, except that it seems he finds Iron's description of him somewhat flattering

He continues
"Henhill here can make a fine operator. He is catching on quickly"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90589
90590
>>90588
"I only saw him give you a wallet he pickpocketed it while making the target drunk. I do not think that is leader-worthy material yet."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90590
90591 90592
>>90589
He smiles
"Hence the apprenticeship"
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90591
90594
>>90590
"What did he learn to be considered leader-worthy so far?"
Edgy boi OOC
t6BaL
?
No.90592
90593 90594
>>90590
I was talking to Sister marey last time i posted right?
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90593
>>90592
I think so.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90594
90595 90597
>>90591
"You just saw a lesson on how to deal with gamblers who refuse to pay up. He's learning the tricks of the trade, slowly"

>>90592
He was going to see her, but yes
Edgy boi OOC
t6BaL
?
No.90595
90596
>>90594
Dark Star Could Relate to this colt.
Dark Star continues his journey to find mother superior
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90596
90602
>>90595
And thus he finds her. She's in her office, evidently doing administrative work
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90597
90599
>>90594
Iron sighs.
"Are you sure you cannot simply woo a mare and have a foal of your own in order to create an even better successor than Henhill may prove to be?"
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
MLzt/
?
No.90598
90600 90601 90659
Spoilered
Keep in mind of what Henhill has now:
A functioning hierarchy
Steady employment
A family to always look after him
A father-figure who can provide full attention to raising him
Skills of self-reliance, self-defense, communication and leadership

What awaits him at the orphanage:
An impoverished nest of foals
Uncertain prospects for work
A cold society with no relatives outside the institution
Multiple adoptive mother-figures who are more concerned with younger foals
Lack of practical education to survive in the real world

Spark is utterly blue-pilled.

Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90599
90601
>>90597
He tilts his head at Iron
"How long has your most stable relationship lasted, body guard?"