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Occupied Equestria, Day 5, Mid to Late Morning
Anonymous
vVf+Z
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No.89111
89113
Six years after season 6, Occupied Equestria presents an alternative history where Chrysalis chose a different approach to her second attack on Equestria. The Changelings have conquered half of Equestria, while a former Equestrian colony - soured to Princess Twilight's notion of harmony with all creatures thank to their dealing with griffins - Invaded and took the other half. In Baltimare and the Equestrian Southeast, the magic of friendship has weakened, as Communists, Changeling infiltrators, Fascists, gangs, and corrupt creepy politicians threaten the city. This role play is based in large part upon the Equestria at War mod for Hearts of Iron 4, and uses D&d 3.5e mechanics.

Ash and Iron seem to want to head out from the abbey. Dark Star was having a conversation with the rescued foals after doing community service. Silver is having a surprisingly friendly conversation with Blue Skies about politics. Spark is babysitting and Brie is supposed to be doing the same. Onyx is sleeping.
1589 replies and 74 files omitted.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90181
90182
>>90180
And what games do you play, uteens?
Anonymous
Utxpe
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No.90182
90183
>>90181
”.... Um, I’ve played Candycrush Saga. I know a spork who stream Fortnige on Twitch”
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90183
90184
>>90182
Kek.
Would've gone for either Coltnite or Forknite but it works too
Now you're telling me that one of you play 'Angry Griffs' too, right?
Anonymous
Utxpe
?
No.90184
90185
>>90183
HELL NO I DON’T PLAY A GAME THAT DEMEANS GRIFFINS AND PAINTS THEM AS ANGRY CREATURES
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90185
>>90184
But they fight against pony supremacists.
Do you support pony supremacists stealing griffins' eggs? How insensitive of you.

*light snicker*
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90186
I'll go to bed early today. Have to wake up around the start of morning, maybe even around midnight. Night.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90187
90188 90191
It's void time, ladies and gentlemen!
For this particular episode, we will focus on a stallion chained to a crippling curse that forces him to abandon society or risk losing his freedom and life.
Who is this stallion? What curse am I talking about? Will he survive? Those questions will be answered this Sunday 14:00 EST/16:00 ART, though beware, as only the braver, edgier viewers may stomach this stallion's poor fate and actions. I shall only give you a hint:

One's body cannot be controlled by his actions.

This is an elaborate attempt to ask if anyone's here, as well as introduce a character with an assumingly harsh weakness that may cause severe difficulties to establish himself in any civilized society.
Anonymous
T7Z/U
?
No.90188
90189
>>90187
I'm here.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90189
90190 90201
>>90188
Oh hey.
What dfaggyitating curse can you place on a living being without directly killing it? Curses like instant exhaustion and the like are barred off.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90190
>>90189
Right, forgot about that.
De-b-i-litating curse*
Anonymous
qqT4Z
?
No.90191
90192 90194 90198
>>90187
>crippling curse that forces him to abandon society
I can only imagine that he is no part of this campaign, which thus far has taken place almost exclusively within a dense urban area

>24 hour Nineteen Eighty-four clock
In America, we use 12 hour clocks exclusively
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90192
90193 90195
>>90191
I know about your mode of clocks. It should be 4:00 PM ART/2:00 PM EST, iirc.

Curse itself could either be seen with dread or contempt. Simple 'If you don't do X willingly, you will turn into Y' kind of curse. I was thinking a super beefed up, massive hunk of an Earth Pony whose curse is to suddenly gain +8 to Str and Con and suffer -6 to all but Dex. Previous plan may have allowed him to be a PC but it was too focused on sex to be taken seriously, at least that's what I think atm.
He could be a boss on a cabin or forest, whose attacks are unarmed and grappling. Weakness is that he's slow as fuck and doesn't have any armor, but his HP should be quite beefed up with his Con stat.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90193
>>90192
Oh, forgot that he is overly aggressive as well, essentially attacking everything around him in a meduim-sized radius.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
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No.90194
>>90191
I only intend to stay in the Urban areas for as long as I need to.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
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No.90195
90196 90197
>>90192
That's a very well-written curse.
>Tfw no curses on spell list
Anonymous
qqT4Z
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No.90196
>>90195
What is?
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90197
>>90195
Oh, that wasn't the actual curse I had on my mind. It was supposed to be something akin of 'find a mare to mate with willingly or make a mare suffer rape for it' kind of curse. That's why I would bump up the str and con for this character in order to succeed at all grapples and 'destroy' her. His size increases to large instead of medium to show this change, aside from dealing 1d4 unarmed damage.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90198
90199 90200
>>90191
Hey GM, how would you go along with creating a curse?
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90199
90203
>>90198
Usually the spell you cast has outlines for what you can write.
Bestow curse is a third level spell. Greater Bestow Curse is 8th level. I think only Wizards and Clerics get those spells though.
Anonymous
gidHh
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No.90200
90203
I'm going through a little post-con depression at the moment, but I'll be better eventually

>>90198
Uh, sure? I just don't want anything obviously OP or would be unbelievably annoying in roleplay
Anonymous
NJdlu
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No.90201
90202 90203 90205
>>90189
I've got the beginnings of one you wouldn't be able to use for whatever ideas you've got going on in your head, but I'm having trouble figuring out what kind of benefit to give along with it so it's balanced.

Curse of Non-Violence: Any wounds you inflict on opponents in combat are also dealt back onto you, lowering your total hit points for a period of 24 hours after the wound has been initially inflicted. This damage cannot be healed during this 24 hour period, though normal wounds you sustain from opponents are not affected by this curse. After 24 hours are up, these wounds can heal like normal.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90202
90205
>>90201
Hmmmmmmmmmmm
>wanted to take the Vow Of Nonviolence
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90203
90207
>>90201
>Wouldn't be able to use
I can use it for my bard, so there's that.
Of course, you should take a feat that either increases your 'get the fuck out of dodge' capacity aka feats that improve your AC or run speed or have some focus skill on a skill.
>>90200
Nono, I wasn't asking to plant a curse right now on Iron. More like asking you what curse would you create if you had the chance.
>>90199
Interesting. Do those spells have some flexibility on what they can do?
Anonymous
gidHh
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No.90204
90205 90206 90208
>>90073
He leans back
"It sounds to me like you already know more about it than I do"

>>90075
Blue skies smiles, and says "I can see where your cosmopolitan attitude from"

She moves closer, and sort of past Silver, carrying her cup of tea in hoof. She ends up in a position sort of behind Silver, or behind his head
"How did you feel about your father as your sole parent? Was he able to give you what you needed in childhood?"

>>90070
>>90091
The strange black pony creature with white-less blue eyes tilts its head and says
"Du willst Sex mit mir haben?"

>>90064
Like what the fuck are those I don't even
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90205
>>90204
>>90202
Psst, GM's talking to you.
>>90201
And (you)
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
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No.90206
90209
>>90204
*eye narowing intensifies*
"... It seems as though I may.." she replies, squinting through her long eyelashes.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
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No.90207
>>90203
Bestow curse and it's greater variety? Yes.
Geas/Quest also makes for one he'll of a curse.
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90208
90209
>>90204
Besides the benefit of not being able to see the results of Silver's most recent activities, she once again gains a clearer view of the stripe Silver mentioned: a dark grey colored stripe of fur, running down his back along his spine, from his mane to his dock. Blue gets the feeling it's the same color as his mane and tail used to be before age gave them into a dull silver color.

Silver takes another sip of his own tea, almost finished with it now. "It depends, I suppose. For me, he provided just what I needed for my early life, but I do not doubt that my own experience cannot be extended to every individual. He certainly tried as hard as any single parent could, especially with balancing taking care of me and taking care of his smithy. As soon as I was big enough, he combined those two duties and apprenticed me. It was not too long after that I took interest in ways of sword and hammer, so he started to train me in these arts as well. It was thanks to these that he taught me responsibility, discipline, duty, and honor, all necessary qualities for warriors. Combined with my schooling, it all took up much of my time in day, but I did not care too much. Extent of his care for me was greater than this, of course, but these are what stood out most about my time with him. He was as much my teacher as he was my father."
Anonymous
gidHh
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No.90209
90210 90211
>>90206
He narrows his eyes right back at her
"You're not with the cops, are ya?"

>>90208
Well, by "behind" I meant behind his head, so I think she'd have about as good a view as he has
"So why are you a warrior and not a smith?"
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90210
90212
>>90209
"Because path of warrior is what called to me. And because I found my talent suited it more than it suited being blacksmith."
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
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No.90211
90212
>>90209
".. I am but a volunteer, doing my part. The authorities have seemed less than helpful in these matters."
Anonymous
gidHh
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No.90212
90213 90214 90229
>>90210
"What is your talent, precisely?"

>>90211
"What do you want?"
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90213
90216 90246
>>90212
He turns to show Blue one of his flanks, and the cutie mark emblazoned upon it: a sword in the middle of a mighty downwards arc. "I am skilled at delivering mighty, crushing blows in combat by pouring my heart, my soul, my everything into one single strike. I do not know how much more precise I can get."
Anonymous
BMCwp
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No.90214
90215
>>90212
**Fug. That's a good question..**
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90215
90217
>>90214
So we're going to just give him up? I thought our objective was clear, unless he can't be accepted back to the orphanage due to his age or something.

Anonymous
gidHh
?
No.90216
90219
>>90213
She moved forward when Silver moved his flank to her. Her eyes widen
"I see..."
Anonymous
BMCwp
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No.90217
90218 90221
>>90215
**Sorry if I'm about low performance. I've got a whole bunch of shit this weekend..**

**I don't want to give up on this one, but idk what to say atm.**
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90218
90220 90221
>>90217
Understood. I can try another diplomatic way if you want to, but it may be harsh to most of the ponies in the room.
>tfw can't kidnap the colt because Brooks already knows where we would take him
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90219
90221
>>90216
"I suppose it could also represent my affinity for blades over other weapons, or my skill in combat." He reaches a hoof back to give it a pat. "But I am not expert on talent marks."
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90220
>>90218
I welcome ideas. My brain is too cooked to think of any myself....
Anonymous
gidHh
?
No.90221
90222 90223 90224
>>90217
>>90218
Seriously, what was your plan for getting him before you went there?

>>90219
"Well, you should probably start washing yourself off.... again"
Anonymous
BMCwp
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No.90222
90223
>>90221
Ask them nicely.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90223
90228
>>90221
Honestly, there was no actual plan from my part. I maybe have something worth going without going full aggression but I'm a bit spooked. I'll give it a try though if Ash's not coming up with anything.
>>90222
This, honestly.
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90224
90225
>>90221
He nods after taking a look at the sticky white substance still plastered over his chest and abdomen. He finishes off the last of his tea and hoofs the empty glass back to her. "That is good idea. It should not take me long."
Anonymous
gidHh
?
No.90225
90226
>>90224
She giggles, and takes his glass of tea
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90226
90227
>>90225
He turns the bathwater back on, letting it fill the tub once again with warm water. "I do not suppose you have some kind of bath brush I could use?"
Anonymous
gidHh
?
No.90227
90232
>>90226
"Sure... Just a moment"
She opens the door to the shower, takes enough steps inside until only her tail is visible, and backs out carrying a full brush. Made of sort of plastic materials, given that most anything else would rot or corrode
"Here, you can use this"
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90228
90229
>>90223
I've got nothing. So go ahead if you want.
My character has no social skills, and even if she did she'd take a -4 penalty for being a different race.

I'm actually pretty tired, tbh.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90229
90230 90330
>>90228
Here goes nothing. If this turns into combat,
we'll stop it now.

>>90212
Iron clears his throat. "I know you were having a conversation with my client right now, but let me ask you something. How many times have the foal disbehaved in front of other ponies like myself?" He supposes that if he plant some seeds of doubt in Brooks' mind, Henhill will be let go of his training.
Anonymous
gidHh
?
No.90230
90231 90330
>>90229
"There have been a few occasions suggesting his new found power is getting to him"
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90231
90233 90330
>>90230
Iron nods. "As expected." He pokes his chin. "Do you think he would be absolutely loyal to you?"
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90232
90233
>>90227
Silver smiles and takes it. "Thank you. It would be difficult to get this out of my fur otherwise, I would think." He grabs a bottle of shampoo for his coat, and works it into his fur to loosen up the semen that's stuck in it. Once this has been done, he uses the brush to work it out.
Anonymous
gidHh
?
No.90233
90234 90235 90330
>>90231
"Well, that is the intent, yes. It is hard to say how that will pan out given that I have only been breaking him in for a month"

>>90232
"You should probably run more water into the tub"
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90234
90236
>>90233
He looks, realizing his error. "Ah, right. Getting ahead of myself."
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90235
90236 90330
>>90233
Iron raises an eyebrow. "And you think with simply using physical punishment you will obtain his loyalty? Do you not see that you are only creating reasons for him to betray you later on?"
Anonymous
gidHh
?
No.90236
90237 90238 90330
>>90234
"I'll go put these away..."

>>90235
"It is discipline, just the same as a nun may smack a child with a ruler, a mother her child with her hoof, or a father may hit a child with a tree branch. He knows that there are benefits for good behavior as well."
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90237
90239
>>90236
He nods. "I will be here, cleaning myself...again."
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90238
90239 90330
>>90236
"That is where the problem lies, Willow Brooks." Iron shakes his head. "A stallion cannot simply dish out discipline to another stallion's colt, because there is no natural respect that a father and his foal have." He points at Henhill while still looking at Brooks. "You should know that having resentful grunts will eventually lead to disaster, since they can be swayed to the enemy and will betray you if their rewards surpasses yours."
Anonymous
gidHh
?
No.90239
90241 90242 90330
>>90237
Aww, poor Silver

>>90238
"Now why would he be resentful? Fatherless colts, after all, are the main source of our recruitment"
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90240
90245
I'm sorry if I haven't been contributing, but I have to sleep.

Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90241
90243
>>90239
Eh, it's not like he didn't know this would happen.

Once the tub is properly filled, Silver resumes using the various shampoos, soaps, and bath tools to clean his coat and mane of filth and restore them to their previous, pristine state.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90242
90243 90330 90573
>>90239
Damn, that puts my crops at risk.
"If they are your main source of recruitment, there are other gangs out there who do it as well, and may hand out a bigger reward in order for the colt to sabotage or even take you down." Iron shakes his head. "Like I said, there is no real respect between you and Henhill because you do not share the father and foal bond I mentioned, and is therefore a liability in the long run." Another chin poking session. "I do concede that all grunts may be liable to treason, but the simple fact that you are disciplining him physically is a massive danger to you and your business, and since power goes to his head, as you said, he will eventually take any chance to betray you if he gets rewarded better."
Anonymous
gidHh
?
No.90243
90244 90249 90330
>>90241
Blue Skies returns after some minutes, carrying another full glass of tea
"Do you need anything?"

>>90242
I am completing a job application at the moment, so not fully able to respond intelligently
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90244
>>90243
Understood, should we pause this intellectual conversation until tomorrow?
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90245
I'll be heading off to bed. Goodnight.
>>90240
I suggest you go to sleep too. We're going to discuss the worth of colt grunts.
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
UP/G5
?
No.90246
90247
>>90213
Nothing like bragging about your strength while showing off your sperm-encrusted flank to your friend's girlfriend in the bath.
Anonymous
gidHh
?
No.90247
90248 90249
>>90246
I was going to have her be kind of disturbed by the response “my special talent is murder,” but I figured that writing “she looks disturbed” is kind of lazy, so I would describe a disturbed look. But it turns out I can’t write a description like that. So Blue Skies’ reaction to his statement was just kind of lost
Anonymous
gidHh
?
No.90248
>>90247
>writing “kind of” three times in three sentences
Fuck me
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90249
90250 90271
>>90243
Silver already looks much better, though he's not quite there yet. "I do not believe so. Where can I find towel for when I am done?"

>>90247
That's a bit of an oversimplification, but whatever.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90250
>>90249
Well, you did say your talent is to slash ponies with a sword.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90254
90255
Oh boe. What cooky, funky adventures does the bat, the plantation colt, the edgelord, the meat eating ex-bounty hunter, the fluffy, scaly horse and crystal hibernating deus ex machina will have today?
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90255
90256 90270
>>90254
Bugsitting, masturbating in your friend's gf's bathtub, continuing to not talk to us, asking what the others are doing, preforming the daily rose-ries, and playing Bartending Simulator 96.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90256
90258
>>90255
More like getting a hoof bitten off in the case of Brie and trying to convince a mademare to relinquish ownership of a child for Iron and Ash's case.
Everything else is true though.

I have to go for a bit, ironically enough.
Ask where the others are when you have to go.
Anonymous
zjQLO
?
No.90258
90259 90267
>>90256
It wasn't bitten off, it was just bitten vigorously
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90259
90260
>>90258
It was a hyperbolic statment.
He/you should still treat it later, unless you want to suffer an infection.
Anonymous
zjQLO
?
No.90260
90261
>>90259
Cuz anyone in the party gets all their wounds looked at?
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90261
90262
>>90260
When blood comes out, you know it's serious.
Besides, I always checked up on my wounds that drop my HP so far. Except unamred fights.
Anonymous
zjQLO
?
No.90262
90263
>>90261
I wasn't notified that it did damage, just that it drew blood
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90263
90264
>>90262
Never said it did damage, my dude.

Anonymous
zjQLO
?
No.90264
90266 90268
>>90263
Then why have it looked at?
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90266
>>90264
I suppose because it drew blood.
You don't really have to, though.
Anonymous
qqT4Z
?
No.90267
90268
>>90258
Alright, I’ll comment on the nature of the wound. After Brie books Kerr, Ker thrusts his mouth forward to bite the hoof, and lands on the hoof at an odd angle, one fang stopped by the keratin of a hoof, the other sinking below fur but twisting and stopping as the other fang is stopped. Perhaps 1 HP damage and blood trickles.

Kerr backs away a few feet until his spongey tail touches the wall, then, pulls forward slightly
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90268
>>90267
>>90264
Keep in mind Brie was asked about being sexxed by one of the changelings. Unsure if it was Wesley or Kerr.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.90270
>>90255
>cleaning up after masturbating in your friend's gf's bathtub
ftfy
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90271
90274
>>90249
"Right there"
She points a hoof to a set of towels near the shower, and takes the initiative to place one near the bathtub, rather than suffer Silver to track water across the floor
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
/dqIk
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No.90272
90273
Forgive me, how can Willow Brook be a "mademare" if he is a stallion?
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90273
>>90272
Casual sexism, maybe. IDK.
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90274
90275
Being sick sucks.
>>90271
Silver nods at her, thankful for her assistance. He starts to work on cleaning out his mane once he determines his coat is clean of ejaculate. "So, Iron and I will likely have rematch sometime soon, his hooves against me using wooden greatsword. I feel more confident in my ability to win in that situation."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90275
90276
>>90274
She sighs, then looks Silver directly in the eyes
"Do you recall our agreement yesterday?"
Silver (OOC)
NJdlu
?
No.90276
90277
>>90275
They had an agreement?
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90277
90278
>>90276
Well, I think you have your in-character answer
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90278
90279 90280
>>90277
...Thanks.
He gives her a confused look, the memory of whatever this agreement was having since slipped away. "I am sorry, you will have to remind me of this agreement. I can not remember."
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.90279
90280 90281
Look of Doom.png
>>90278
"The books, Silver Sword, the books"
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90280
90281
>>90279
>>90278
Silver's having Alzheimer's already?
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90281
90282
>>90279
She can see the moment when that clicks in Silver's mind. "Oh, right, that agreement! I was not sure if that was what you were referring to. No, I have not forgotten. Do not worry about that."

>>90280
Gimme a break, I'm sick outta my mind, here.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90282
90283
>>90281
"What is your plan?"
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90283
90284
>>90282
"I was thinking, in order to eliminate risk of other party members finding books before I get chance to, I will go alone with gas mask and small amount of Potions of Hide From Undead. It will give me time to explore and search for books without getting harassed either by other party members or by undead that still remain."
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.90284
90285
Twilight's_grin_S4E08.png
>>90283
"Interesting. That might work."
Silver
NJdlu
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No.90285
90286
>>90284
Silver laughs at her response. "I certainly hope so. It is my ass that is on line if it does not." He grabs the luffa sponge, wets it, and puts some of the gel soap on it. He inadvertently gives Blue a bit of a show as he lifts one of his hindlegs and uses the luffa to clean off his genitals. "I do not suppose you would be willing to give me gas mask as operational expense? It is fine if you can not, I am merely asking as my own budget is starting to look little tight."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90286
90287
>>90285
"We can spare a mask or two, yes. The ones kept around in case of a chemical attack won't necessarily work for Carbon Monoxide and Hydrogen Sulfide, but those made specially for firefighters, as well as some of the Naval and Aviation masks, probably will."
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90287
90290
>>90286
He gives her a smile. "Thank you." Silver continues washing himself for a few seconds more before he decides he's clean once again. As he wrings the luffa out, Blue can get a much deeper appreciation of just how much better ponies look when they aren't covered in semen.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90288
90289
I got my most important shit done, since I can be slightly less useless laterm today.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90289
>>90288
I'll be napping for a bit, so take your time.
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.90290
90291
>>90287
>>90287
"Keep it up and you can be as pretty as me"
Silver
NJdlu
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No.90291
90293
>>90290
"If only we could all strive to be so." Silver starts to dry himself off with the towel Blue got him, his winter coat floofing up to rival Blue's own coat fluff. Not only does it hide many of the scars across his body, but it makes him look like he'd make for a soft and cuddly pillow. The wonders of Severyanan biology.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90292
90293
Is cleaning a plate a strength or dexterity check?
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90293
90294 90295
D6A6B3DB-9E26-4797-93EE-7B90ABAFE6D1.png
>>90291
Maybe she’s not as floofy

>>90292
Strength would break the plate
gYKef
?
No.90294
90296
[1d20 = 3]
>>90293
Dex check it is...
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90295
90296
>>90293
*shrugs*
Silver steps out of the tub, once he's dried himself to the point where he won't drip on the floor, and, for the second time that day, he drains the bathwater. "I must say, I do not think I have enjoyed bathing like that in very long time."
Anonymous
1G4h6
?
No.90296
90297 90298
>>90294
Well, he doesn’t quite impale himself

>>90295
“I don’t think I’ve ever seen a stallion with quite so much stored... fluid”
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90297
90299
>>90296
He lets out a snort before he replies. "...Maybe I was just little bit pent up. It was certainly of much higher quantity than I am used to. I doubt if I were to do it again I would be quite as 'productive' as this time."
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90298
90302
>>90296
I'd be more impressed if he did impale himself with a sponge to be honest.
Anonymous
1G4h6
?
No.90299
90300 90301
>>90297
Her ears flap down and her mouth wears an expression of concern. It appears in her mind she imagines something that causes deep discomfort to her snout
NJdlu
?
No.90300
90301 90302
[1d20+3 = 13]
>>90299
Sense Motive: Silver gives her a confused, searching look, trying to find something in her face or eyes that will tell him exactly what could be causing Blue such distress.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90301
90304
>>90300
>>90299
She's thinking lewd, sinful thoughts of Silver going balls deep in Skies, of course.
Anonymous
1G4h6
?
No.90302
90303 90304 90305
>>90300
>”Unless you are skilled with deepthroating, there is still threat of overflow coming out of your mouth and nose.”
When Silver said that, she did not understand how semen running out through the nose would even be possible without strange exhalations. Now, she understands

>>90298
Roll a 1
gYKef
?
No.90303
90305
[1d20 = 8]
>>90302
Challenge accepted
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90304
90305
>>90301
That is indeed a lewd and sinful thought. Hot, but sinful.

>>90302
His own snout wrinkles up sympathetically.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90305
90306
>>90304
>>90302
anything coming out of the nose that shouldn't is not a pleasant experience. Onyx cringes in sympathy, though he doesn't know exactly what for.
>>90303
I have come to decide that today 8=/=1

Me2Nm
?
No.90306
90307
[1d20 = 3]
>>90305
Here, I'll roll for you so you don't have to do that again.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90307
90308 90309
>>90306
Today 3=6 so not quite
Me2Nm
?
No.90308
90309
[1d20 = 2]
>>90307
One more time, fon fun's sake.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90309
90310
>>90307
>>90308
So close. I almost did it.
gYKef
?
No.90310
90311
[1d20 = 4]
>>90309
You tried, so let me try again
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90311
90312
>>90310
Dice's being a tease.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90312
90313
>>90311
Damn dice
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90313
>>90312
Stupid sexy dice, teasing us with his icosagon shape.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90315
90316
>>90314
That's kinda sad.
Anonymous
1G4h6
?
No.90316
90317
>>90315
Fuck of
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90317
90318 90319
>>90316
Press F for the alternative timeline Skies that died drowning in cum Today on brand new sentences....
F
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90318
90320 90347
>>90314
And thus Blue Skies was saved from an untimely demise by the Black Hooves' lack of a no-fraternization policy.

Silver, meanwhile, puts his clothes back on, leaving the top couple buttons on his fatigues unbuttoned to expose his glorious chest fluff for the whole world to see. "So...I remember you asked if I had any lunch plans. I am still up for lunch if it is good time for you."

>>90317
F
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90319
>>90317
F
Anonymous
1G4h6
?
No.90320
90321
>>90318
She looks at him with a serious expression
“I am requisitioning gas masks”
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90321
90323
>>90320
"Alright then."
Anonymous
1G4h6
?
No.90323
>>90321
She starts to leave the room
“What did you have in mind for lunch?”
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90324
90325
[Peaceful dragon-pony noises]
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90325
90326
>>90324
Good thing you're ready for some discussion.

Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90326
90327 90328
>>90325
I'm present
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90327
90328
>>90326
I'm not
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90328
90329 90347
>>90327
OoOoOo~
It's a crystal ghost~
>>90326
Alright. We'll see if the GM is able to hold the mademare conversation.
I suggest you take a look at the argument presented, so you get an idea of what I'm going for.
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90329
90330
>>90328
Would you mind linking me to that?
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90330
90331 90551
>>90329
Here's the dialogue right now.
>>90229
>>90230
>>90231
>>90233
>>90235
>>90236
>>90238
>>90239
>>90242
>>90243
Should be in order.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90331
90332
>>90330
He seems to be missing the point. Buying/selling ponies is immoral.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90332
90333
>>90331
Don't you see he doesn't care that it's inmoral? You have to make him see it's bad for him to have that colt back to the abbey.
Unless you want to start a fight to free everyone and everything.
Even the ones who don't want to.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90333
90334
>>90332
I get that much. I'm just getting into character.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90334
90335
>>90333
Oh whoops.
Still. Your rhetoric is going to need a roll to have an effect.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90335
90336
>>90334
Oh shid.. lemme check if there's any way around this abysmal diplomacy mod.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90336
90337
>>90335
I was thinking that my rhetoric can be seen as indirect intimidation. That's not powergaming, right?
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90337
90338
>>90336
Idk tbh. Just call it reasoning, because Intimidate is an unreliable method.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90338
90339
>>90337
It is only a back up plan if the mademare is stubborn and doesn't want to release him.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90339
90340
>>90338
either way, a charisma check feels unavoidable
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90340
90341
>>90339
Found anything?
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90341
90342
>>90340
Not on hand...
I don't think GM is ready now.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90342
90343
>>90341
I noticed.
Hopefully, if this works, we can use this strategy to the other mademare.
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90343
90344 90345
>>90342
Next step, we might want to just roll 2d20 to see if our words got through to this guy thus far.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90344
>>90343
I suppose that's what we should do.
Just going to hold up on that until he becomes dismissive of Iron's arguments, though. I would like not to use rolls unless we prepare for a fight.
Plantation Colt
Me2Nm
?
No.90345
90346
>>90343
Welp, I'll go to bed for today. Have a good night, Ash's player.
Let us pray that the mademare actually feels a little threatened by any colt betrayal.
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90346
>>90345
I outta sleep too.
Goodnight, Iron's player.
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
TNxeb
?
No.90347
90348 90351
>>90318
I hate it when posts are deleted.

>>90328
What's a mademare? I've honestly thought it's just a self-made mare in business, or a mare that makes stuff.
Anonymous
AMrhD
?
No.90348
>>90347
It was a stupid joke. If there is going to be some sort of statement about a character that paints that character in a negative light, I’d rather it be delivered in character. Always better to hear it from the horse’s mouth
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90351
90352
>>90347
Eh. It depends on what is being deleted. In this case, it's no biggie.

>What's a mademare?
Honestly don't know. I suppose it's wordplay for mademan, which seems to be mafia slang for fully initiated mafia members.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Made_man
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90352
90353
>>90351
It'd make sense that mare would sub for man in some sayings, since Equestria has a mildly matriarchal social structure.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90353
>>90352
I suppose.

Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90354
90356 90358
Welcome, fillies and gentlecolts, to another episode of Void Adventures!
In this episode, we explore a bitter unicorn actor whose life was ruined by the changeling invasion, having been forced to flee his theater in order to escape the changeling's grasp and become a slave to them.
What will a composed stallion do when his life is stolen from him? Does he just sit there and take it or seek retribution for his loss? We shall see.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.90356
90357
>>90354
I still have no idea what these are supposed to be.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90357
90358
>>90356
Random character ideas.
This stallion would be a neutral evil bard who will stop at nothing to obtain power and make the changelings submit for what they did aka a probable Blach Hooves recruit up to a general if enough time passes and he's successful in his missions.

Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90358
90359
>>90357
>>90354
Nice concept.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90359
90360
>>90358
Y-you too.
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90360
90361 90370
>>90359
Neutral Evil Bard is an interesting Concept.
Maybe the music could be heavy metal rock. Dirge Singer is also a good PrC for edgy bards.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90361
90362
>>90360
He could be a lawlful psion telepath too. I wanted him to be a cold, ruthless bastard that wanted everyone to follow his path or die. He was supposed to be a mare, but that brings the eventual problem of lineage and unavailability.
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90362
90363 90364
>>90361
>Telepath
For that, you wanna be a Thrallherd PrC. Great at enslaving people, and the bonus followers are good fodder for combat.

For a non-psionic build, Mindbender is basically the same thing.
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90363
90364
>>90362
Mindbender/Thrallherd is Starlight Glimmer tier though. It's not OP, but it's creepy.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90364
90365
>>90363
>>90362
He's supposed to be a pyschopath, so that's not such a bad thing. Not the 'hahaha I'm cRaZy' kind, but the super ultra mega logical kind. It would show how he doesn't care about ethics or morals.
Still, it may be too much. I have to keep the vanilla status.
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90365
90366
>>90364
Well, Thrallherd is a vanilla psionic PrC.
Mindbender was meant to be a replacement for Thrallherd as a non-psionic, arcane version.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90366
90367
>>90365
I can't find it. Is it a feat?
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90367
90368
>>90366
No. It's a class.
Thrallherd is a raw prestige class. One of the psionic ones, that's actually decent.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90368
90369
>>90367
It's a nice class, that's for sure. It would bypass the inability to go for the leadership feat I wanted.
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90369
90371
>>90368
It's just like leadership, but inspread of a cohort you get a 'thrall' and instead of followers you get 'believers'.
Unlike with leadership, you don't take penalties for leading them to their dooms. Believers are canon fodder, slaves to your every whim.
Great for Enchanters. Mindbender can even work as a Bard PrC.
Spirit of a Sardonic Economist
2jMYy
?
No.90370
>>90360
Better to go with post-punk, such as Molchat Doma, Justice or The Soft Moon.
It's all anachronistic music anyway
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90371
90372
>>90369
I don't really understand how it works. You have to have like +10 in charisma or something to have a thrall with believers?
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90372
90373 90374
>>90371
No. You get the believers just like you do followers with the leadership feat. I don't remember the details of the class, but +10 charisma is insane demigod tier.
Maybe it just requires you to have a minimum of 10 charisma. An enchanter or Telepath should always have a bit of chaRosman anyway, since some spells require opposed charisma checks.
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90373
90374
>>90372
>chaRosman
Thank you, autocorrect...
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90374
90375
>>90373
Better than lawlful.
>>90372
What's the leadership score that the thrallherd has? I think it's charisma based.
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90375
90376
>>90374
Idk.
Just read the page.
https://dndtools.net/classes/thrallherd/
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90376
90377
>>90375
If I read this correctly, I'd have a level 7 thrall and 5 believers.
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90377
90378
>>90376
It depends on your level.
Mindbender works the same way though. It's better for most campaigns, since psionic an be a headache (punlike intended).

But ur PC still alive, so don't go making too many more characters.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90378
90379
>>90377
But I wanna.
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90379
90380
>>90378
If I had a nickle for every character I built but never played...
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90380
90381
>>90379
B-but imagine the possibilities.
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90381
Spoilered
>>90380
**Enchanters are pretty fun; especially in more modern settings, where you can have your slaves operate powerful, non-magical equiptment.**
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90382
90383
I'm going to sleep now.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90383
>>90382
Night.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.90384
90385
Nothin' like coughing and hacking up mouthfuls of phlegm to get you in the mood for a Pony WWII DnD session.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90385
90386
>>90384
Oof.
Hope you get better soon.
Again.

Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.90386
90387
>>90385
Ah, it's just the end stage of the bug I already had, with my body expelling all of the mucus that had accumulated over the course of the past couple days. This time tomorrow, I'll be right as rain.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90387
90388
>>90386
Oh good.
I wonder if the GM is okay.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.90388
90389
>>90387
Hope so.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90389
90390
>>90388
Maybe he's visiting the world he's created.
Maybe he's conquering the bugs and making them submit to his will and establishing a fascist Equestria under his rule Manos-style.
Maybe his lawyer gig is making him decent dosh.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.90390
90391 90396
>>90389
Now that's the dream. Both in and out of spoilers.

Also, holy shit, not eating for three days because of illness really does a number on your blood sugar.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90391
>>90390
A lawyer dictator.
Best combination.