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Occupied Equestria, Day 5, Mid to Late Morning
Anonymous
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No.89111
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Six years after season 6, Occupied Equestria presents an alternative history where Chrysalis chose a different approach to her second attack on Equestria. The Changelings have conquered half of Equestria, while a former Equestrian colony - soured to Princess Twilight's notion of harmony with all creatures thank to their dealing with griffins - Invaded and took the other half. In Baltimare and the Equestrian Southeast, the magic of friendship has weakened, as Communists, Changeling infiltrators, Fascists, gangs, and corrupt creepy politicians threaten the city. This role play is based in large part upon the Equestria at War mod for Hearts of Iron 4, and uses D&d 3.5e mechanics.

Ash and Iron seem to want to head out from the abbey. Dark Star was having a conversation with the rescued foals after doing community service. Silver is having a surprisingly friendly conversation with Blue Skies about politics. Spark is babysitting and Brie is supposed to be doing the same. Onyx is sleeping.
1589 replies and 72 files omitted.
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.89964
89965
>>89962
"Guess I got what I deserved
Kept you waiting there too long my love
All this time without a word
Didn't know you'd think, that I'd forget, or I'd regret
The special love I have for you"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkA7xQb6uPk

Blue Skies has not returned yet. She must either have found a task for herself or is deliberately avoiding the bathroom. Silver, by contrast, is directly benefiting from and enjoying that Unicorn privilege

>>89961
Only one? I guess it is morning. What a beautiful day. He'll definitely need more later
Silver
NJdlu
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No.89965
89966
>>89964
Sides Status: In Orbit

Oh, he very much is enjoying that Unicorn privilege.
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.89966
89967 89968
>>89965
From another room, he can hear the beginnings of a whistle, which lasts only a few seconds before subsiding. But in the warm waters of the luxurious bathroom, where Silver has plenty of room to himself, he can contemplate how the other half lives. Is that why the Earth Pony population is so high? Because they can't do this? It would suck if you had to try to do this with only the soft part of the hoof. Or, he can just enjoy himself.
Iron
Me2Nm
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No.89967
>>89966
Iron would know.
Silver
NJdlu
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No.89968
89969
>>89966
It's an interesting thought, and in Silver's mind he can see it extend to every part of an Earth Pony's life, and why Earth Ponies have been behind many of ponykind's greatest inventions. Without Unicorn magic or Pegasus flight, they have had to figure out how to do the same things Unicorns and Pegasi can do using only their hooves. So, they became adept at building tools to do those things they can't themselves do, and these tools have really taken off in the past couple decades, allowing them to do things like fly with airplanes or cast spells with magic rifles. Sometimes, these tools even allow them to do things the other races can do, only better. Part of him wonders if Unicorns and Pegasi will eventually become phased out by Earth Pony ingenuity, or if Earth Ponies really are the superior pony race.

As a particularly long, milking stroke of his member causes him to let out a semi-loud moan, and as his member spurts out a small amount of pre, he wonders if Earth Ponies will even be able to build a tool in the future to do what he's doing now to themselves, and if they'll even make it better than this.
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.89969
89970 89983 89991
THE SITE FINALLY WORKS AGAIN!

>>89968
>>89968
Perhaps the ingenuity of Earth Ponies will someday make mares obsolete. Perhaps a cabal of deceitful creatures who thrive on Earth Pony sexual repression will try to kill any such innovation in the cradle.

Laying there, gloriously outstretched in the bathroom of his employer's marefriend, he may start to see part of the appeal of the Blackhooves. At least, what is presumably the appeal to some of its members. The beginnings of Alicorn were favorable to the Unicorn race, as they were early on promoted to feudal lordships. The rise of Capitalism leveled the playing field significantly, as the "new money" of Equestria became disproportionately Earth Pony. That slight in itself would be tolerable but for the more recent changes in the government. In less than a decade, the size of the Alicorn ruling class quadrupled, while the pony races were now to suffer being placed as equals to literal insects and beasts of burden. As Unicorns were cast out of ruling and equated to Yaks and Griffins, some may yearn for a change in government. Blue Skies still clings to the nostalgia of a time and place where Pegasi were on top, but even she knows that those days are gone. She obeys Unicorn commanders in a chain all the way to the top. If she wants to make jokes about "mud ponies" in front of her Earth Pony boyfriend, all he need respond is "suck my cock," and she must obey as if it were a literal command.

It is now the era of the Unicorn. From the fighter for "equality" who leads Stalliongrad, to the self-styled "defender of ponykind" in the Duke of New Mareland, to the alleged "leader of the Harmonious world" in the River Republic, and now, even the elected leader of the newly minted Republic of Nimbusia, they are Unicorns all.

It's a masturbatory thought to be sure, but what else is appropriate in this exact moment?
Iron
Me2Nm
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No.89970
89973
>>89969
You know what goes well with masturbation?
Thoughts about economic deficit!
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.89971
89972
Alright, I don't have very much left to do today.
Iron
Me2Nm
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No.89972
89977
>>89971
I linked the post where the mademare proposes his argument here.
>>89906
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.89973
89974 89975
>>89970
Hey, would it offend you if I showed you the Strength-based unarmed build I made?
Iron
Me2Nm
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No.89974
89976
>>89973
Not really.

Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.89975
>>89973
>Metagaming a combat whatever instead of actually acknowledging the game when explicitly asked about it
Yes, it would offend me
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.89976
89979 89981 89993
>>89974
Name: "Iron"
2nd level Ranger (Warrior Variant)
https://dndtools.net/classes/complete-warrior--61/ranger-variant/
https://dndtools.net/classes/ranger/
1st level Battle Dancer
https://dndtools.net/classes/battle-dancer/
1st level Barbarian (wolf totem)
https://dndtools.net/classes/totem-barbarian/
1st level Fist of the Forest
https://dndtools.net/classes/fist-of-the-forest/

Hit Points: 2d10 + 2d8 + 1d12 + 20 (49 hp)

Stats:
Str 18
Con 18
Dex 13
Wis 12
Char 8
Int 8

BAB/Grapple: 5/9

Skills: (32 points)
Handle Animal - (4)
Survival - (5)
Spot - (8)
Tumble - (5)
Open Lock - (1)
Jump - (5)
Perform - (dance; 1)
Knowledge - (geography; 1)
Knowledge - (Nature; 1)
Knowledge - (Dungeoneering; 1)

Cutie Mark (Smashed Boulder): Autohypnosis; "Harder Than Rock"

Favored Enemy: Changelings

Unarmed Damage: 1d8 (as a 7th level monk)

Unarmored AC (shields still okay): 15 (+1 Dex, +4 Con)

Land Speed: 50 ft

Flaws:
>Beastly
http://eberronunlimited.wikidot.com/flaw:beastly
>Insomniac
http://eberronunlimited.wikidot.com/flaw:insomniac
>Bestial Instinct
http://eberronunlimited.wikidot.com/flaw:bestail-instinct

Feats:
>Improved Unarmed Strike - (c; Battle Dancer)
https://dndtools.net/feats/players-handbook-v35--6/improved-unarmed-strike--1595/
>Track - (c; Warrior Ranger)
https://dndtools.net/feats/players-handbook-v35--6/track--2952/
>Two-Weapon Fighting - (c; Warrior Ranger)
https://dndtools.net/feats/players-handbook-v35--6/two-weapon-fighting--2998/
>Power Attack - (r)
https://dndtools.net/feats/players-handbook-v35--6/power-attack--2208/
>Great Fortitude - (f)
https://dndtools.net/feats/players-handbook-v35--6/great-fortitude--1263/
>Cleave - (f)
https://dndtools.net/feats/players-handbook-v35--6/cleave--354/
>Combat Reflexes - (f)
https://dndtools.net/feats/players-handbook-v35--6/cleave--354/
>Improved Grapple - (l)
https://dndtools.net/feats/players-handbook-v35--6/improved-grapple--1506/
>Ascetic Hunter - (l)
https://dndtools.net/feats/complete-adventurer--54/ascetic-hunter--125

Traits:
>Musclebound
https://dndtools.net/feats/unearthed-arcana--90/musclebound--2019/

Ideas/sources:
http://www.d20srd.org/srd/variant/classes/variantCharacterClasses.htm
https://dndtools.net/classes/fist-of-the-forest/
https://dndtools.net/classes/complete-warrior--61/ranger-variant/
https://molivero.com/dndtools/USRD/srd/variant/variantList.html
https://dndtools.net/feats/complete-adventurer--54/ascetic-hunter--125/
https://dndtools.net/feats/players-handbook-v35--6/improved-unarmed-strike--1595/
Wolf Totem Barbarian
https://dndtools.net/classes/totem-barbarian/
https://dndtools.net/feats/monster-manual-iv--77/improved-natural-attack--1534/
https://dndtools.net/feats/oriental-adventures--96/choke-hold--3666/
Flying Kick - (l)
https://dndtools.net/feats/oriental-adventures--96/flying-kick--3684/
https://dndtools.net/classes/thayan-gladiator/
https://dndtools.net/classes/bear-warrior/
https://dndtools.net/classes/drunken-master/
https://dndtools.net/classes/fangshields-ranger/
https://dndtools.net/feats/monster-manual-v35--5/improved-natural-attack--1533/
https://dndtools.net/feats/players-handbook-v35--6/cleave--354/
https://dndtools.net/feats/sandstorm--85/pharaohs-fist--2155/
https://dndtools.net/feats/complete-warrior--61/earths-embrace--801/
https://dndtools.net/feats/players-handbook-ii--80/water-splitting-stone--3097/
https://dndtools.net/feats/complete-adventurer--54/brutal-throw--278/
https://dndtools.net/feats/complete-adventurer--54/power-throw--3329/
https://dndtools.net/feats/players-handbook-v35--6/stunning-fist--2802/
https://dndtools.net/feats/complete-warrior--61/fists-of-iron--1133/
>Chivalrous Courtesy
http://eberronunlimited.wikidot.com/flaw:chivalrous-courtesy
https://dndtools.net/classes/shou-disciple/
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.89977
>>89972
Thanks.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.89978
>>89545
Anonymous
gYKef
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No.89979
89981 89982
>>89976
Holy shit that's impressive
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.89980
89991 89993
>>89545
Sister Ash raises an eyebrow, then narrows her eyes somewhat.
"... So, you mean to tell us that you took in this colt for his own good?" She implores
Iron
Me2Nm
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No.89981
>>89976
That's some complex character you did there.
Lemme see if I can see its value.
>>89979
Ikr?
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.89982
89987
>>89979
It took me 4 days, tbh.
It effectively let's him have the benefits of being a monk, without being a monk or having intelligence, minus the spell resistance, Will, and immortality of course.
Another Level in Wolf Totem Barbarian will let him get Improved Trip, despite his lack of intelligence. The Ascetic Ranger Feat will mean that ranger levels will increase his unarmed damage. It also has plenty of room for prestige classing, and more classes (the first 2 levels in fighter are the best levels in fighter).
Warrior Ranger does not get any spells, but it will give him Improved Speed if he pursues 6 levels in it, plus it gets d10s. That way he can increase his damage and his number of attacks while still maintaining full BAB.
Battle Dancer is normally a stupid homo-queer failure of a charisma-based class (imo), but that level is indespensible for this build.

It's not awesome, but it's best for an unarmed build that lacks both dex and Wis.
Silver
NJdlu
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No.89983
89984 89985
>>89969
Good to know I wasn't the only one.

From what he remembers of the few history lessons he had as a colt that weren't focused solely on Severyana, Unicorns have always leaned more towards the path of leadership. It is something about their biology, or the way they interact with the innate magic of the world around them, he thinks. Funny, as he himself is following the orders of an Earth Pony. But that is the point, he supposes, of each race having different abilities. They aren't equal, they are all different in their own unique way, with their own strengths and weaknesses, advantages and disadvantages. And, he also supposes, that's a good thing. Together, they compliment each other, all three races combined, making their strengths stronger and their weaknesses weaker, and allowing them to reach heights that other sapient races - the Buffalo, the Minotaurs, the Changelings, the Deer, the Griffons, the Polar Bears, the Penguins - could only dream of. Even with the pace at which technology is advancing and blurring the lines between the races' different abilities, there will always be a place for Earth Pony strength, Pegasus flight, and Unicorn magic, because no matter what, that is what these races were born with, and no others can claim the same. It's a branch of Harmonic thought that has largely fallen out of favor compared to the more recent socialist variations that have come into existence to try to compete with Communism, but Silver holds to it almost religiously, as his father did before him.

He watches his telekinetic field stroke his member up and down, up and down, in a constant cycle of self-pleasure. What kind of odd thoughts he has while masturbating.

Random question: which side won the Longswordian Civil War in this universe? Every time I've played with Historical AI Focuses on, the war has ended differently, sometimes with the Non-Aligned "Longswordian Governate" winning, sometimes with the Communist "Socialist Republic of Longsword" winning.
Anonymous
gYKef
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No.89984
89986
>>89983
The real question is why there are so many damn longswords
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.89985
>>89983
Literally jacking off to his ideals.
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.89986
89989
>>89984
Pfft! Halberds are for combat infantry. A real rearguard officer has a ceremonial sword

>Unicorns are biologically inclined towards leadership
Now that is a sexy thought. Keep on going, and it shall end gloriously. But I guess he can think about a sexy pegasus instead if that is more stimulating

Uh, in one of the playthroughs I tried to base this game on who ever won was conquered by the Reformitsen of Hellquill shortly thereafter, who in turn were killed by New Mareland at the very end of the "Gryphyian March" campaign
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.89987
89988
>>89982
It sounds like a good character. A shame we can't use this one since it probably would make the GM have to consider many more books than vanilla and is rightfully scared of balancing all of the books you've used.
If it's taken though, I suspect that most Natives should be like this. It is oddly fitting
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.89988
89990
>>89987
The "Beastly" flaw came to my mind when the idea that wild empathy might influence natives. The flaw makes your mind vulnerable to spells that would normally only control animals, and any creature with Wild Empathy can see this, so enemies will use it to exploit your weakness. Because of that, the Barbarian levels help, since the Rage bonus to Will saves is most beneficial to keeping barbarians from being turned against their allies. The Rage enhances the Fist of the Forest's Feral Trance, so you could stay in Ultra Instinct for 9 rounds per day, and go into it once per day. The Strength bonus to rage is really helpful unarmed, because it'll help you grapple, and all ranged attackers and spellcasters are bitches when it comes to being grappled.
Silver
NJdlu
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No.89989
89992
>>89986
Silver ends up deciding "why not both?", and mixes the two fantasies together. His telekinetic field strokes on with a renewed vigor.

I've seen the Communists win the civil war in one campaign and manage to push the Hellquillians back after a few months of a stalemate at the border. It helped when the location there the Hellquillian lines finally broke was at the city of Hellquill itself, allowing several Longswordian divisions to push into the city and flank the Hellquillians from behind.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.89990
>>89988
I see. It looks like he's way more powerful than current Iron.
Not as powerful as many wizards or other spellcasters but he's quite good at his role.
Anyways, you should probably relink your response to one of the GM's current posts. For some reason his ID changes between days. It may be why he did not respond to Ash yet.
Or is having trouble having to spill out lore and arguing about orphans' true value at the same time.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.89991
>>89980
>>89545
>>89969
Linked
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.89992
89995
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>>89989
Whatever challenges Silver's ideas of Liberté, égalité, and fraternité may face in the wider world, none dare challenge him in his private palace of marble and porcelain. From a sound near the door, it seems as if Blue Skies contemplates the politesse of walking in on Silver at the moment, and she seems to give him his space.

In both most recent playthroughs, it seems that Hellquil conquers Longsword. This is more likely, I think, if the 'moderates' win the civil war. This would have the consequence of New Mareland attempting to conquer that area itself, which may be unfortunate as it would create a border against the Griffonian Empire which would be avoided if New Mareland only takes "most" of the Marchlands
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.89993
89994 89997
>>89976
I'll be sure to include an adversary with stats like that. Soon.

>>89980
He laughs slightly
"I hope you don't mean to tell me he'll find any better. I get help, and maybe even a pony to take my place in the Capri Cabana when I'm on a beach in Sicameon. And he gets a chance at wealth and respect, something that otherwise would be denied him"
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.89994
89998
>>89993
You do know that you'll probably take stuff from books other than vanilla, effectively nullifying the ban against said books, right?
That is, unless you are one crafty GM that can vanilla his way across everything.
Silver
NJdlu
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No.89995
89996 89998
>>89992
He grunts in exertion, his telekinetic strokes now with a purpose and a fantasy behind them. They get faster, and harder, as he imagines himself looking down at the most and second-most beautiful pegasi, together and working on polishing his great 'Sword', one taking long licks from the base to the tip before very lightly pressing her teeth into the flare, the other suckling on his round, juicy balls like they were made of candy. He thrusts his hips up in the tub, a large spurt of pre squirting out of his urethra and landing in the tub with a solid ploop sound.

Seems like it. It also seems the outcome of the civil war depends on if the Communists can force the Moderates to capitulate before they run out of Infantry Equipment and Ponypower.
Also, I'll be right back. Dinner calls.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.89996
89998
>>89995
>audibly ejaculates
It reminds me of an /mlp/ green I read.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.89997
89998
>>89993
Sister Ash nods slightly
"So, you say that you meant to take in this child right here, for his own well-being, correct?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.89998
90002 90007
>>89994
No, I'll just give it higher numbers. Jesus, that post looks like a law review article with all of those citations to it.

>>89996
He ain't done yet

>>89995
How long has it been for him? How long has he kept himself pent up? How long has it been since he laid back and relaxed?

>>89997
"You cannot sell an older teenage male for more than 1000 bits. You can't even give them away for free, really, as you should know from the orphanage. You can say that we run a charity of sorts. We take in the lower classes, the unfortunate. And we give them hope"
Anonymous
S4hiu
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No.89999
90000
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Praise Football. Praise American.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90000
90001
>>89999
Praised, as our lord and saviour Elway grants us this pleasure.
Anonymous
S4hiu
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No.90001
>>90000
Amen

\\o/
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.90002
90003
>>89998
>Selling children
[Reeeeeeees internally]
If Sister Ash was frustrated by the pony not answering her question directly, she does not show it on her face.
She's silent for a moment before she speaks up.
"... And the ponies from that warehouse.. were they subordinate to you..?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.90003
90004
>>90002
He laughs
"I'm flattered that you might think so, but no. I'm just a friend in another part of town under a different underboss"
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.90004
90005
>>90003
Her eyes narrow further
>Full Asian
"And who might that be?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.90005
90017
>>90004
"The underboss? I'm not certain he would appreciate me giving his name out to random strangers who walk into my office"
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
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No.90006
I gotta step out for a few minutes.

Brb
Silver
NJdlu
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No.90007
90008
>>89998
It has been far, far too long. Years, it feels like to him, spent in service to the whims of one pony or another, be it a group of simple citizens in desperate need of help, a noblepony who needs somepony to do the dirty work they themselves could neither do nor bring themselves to do, or his own country in its time of greatest need, he has worked tirelessly, with little time to spend on himself for pleasures such as this. His balls ache already from seeing some of the heaviest use they have seen in a long while, chugging out what feels to Silver to be gallons of pre before even getting to the main event. His member spits it out with a pressure he hasn't seen or felt since he was a young adult, creating a rhythm of sound with each stroke his magic makes as each glob gets ejected from his member, soars for a second in the air, and comes down heavy into the water: splurt, plop, splort, plap. Some of it lands on his lower abdomen and his pubic area, sticking up the floof in this area of his body. His cockhead is already covered in the stuff so much, he's not sure if it's wet from water or straight pre.

In the fantasy, he sees one mare run her tongue across the whole of his head, popping it into her mouth for but a second before returning to ring his flare with her tongue. She starts to focus on his urethra, spreading it and opening it very slightly with her tongue as if she was going to stick it inside. The other mare opens her mouth as wide as it can go, her teeth scraping along one of his testicles as she attempts to and manages to put the whole thing in her mouth. She uses her tongue to wrap around and wet the whole orb, making very audible vacuum noises as she sucks on his heavy sack. He congratulates the mares on their performance so far.

Blue can hear a particularly deep groan from the other side of the door. "Auuuuugh!" He feels his balls clench in anticipation. He's close. Very close.
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.90008
90009 90010
>>90007
The door cracks open, and a head looks in. She smiles, but keeps a cautious distance. The way you may keep a distance to others setting off fireworks

But which mare is it who caresses his member with her tongue and lips, and which mare is it who nibbles his sack?
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90009
90010 90012
>>90008
Obviously Storm is the main dick muncher while Skies is the added bonus.
At least it's what I would imagine.
Silver
NJdlu
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No.90010
90011 90014
>>90009
Bingo.

>>90008
His breathing gets heavier, his strokes get even harder, his thrusts into the air get more needy, he stops shooting pre in preparation for the coming ejaculation. He doesn't even register Blue's presence, he's so caught up in both his pleasure and his fantasy.

Two things happen at once:

In his fantasy, Storm sticks her tongue into his urethra, playing with it, while Skies manages to fully deepthroat his testicle.

In real life, he releases his telekinetic grip on his shaft as the vice grip pressure he felt on his balls finally releases.

"AUUUUUUGH!"

He gives a single, mighty thrust into the air, as a long, thick, powerful rope of pure white cum spews from his member and soars high into the air, splattering against his barrel and abdomen when it comes down. He thrusts again, and a second, equally large ejection lands on his lower abdomen, his cock, and into the bathwater. He does this several times, each getting slightly and progressively weaker, and each with an audible squirt sound. His chest and abdomen get absolutely plastered in foal batter as rope after rope lands back onto him. An errant stream lands on his own face and in his mane, forcing him to close his right eye to avoid cum leaking into it. And the rest lands in the tub, messing the bathwater even more than it already was.

When it's all over, he settles back down into the tub with heavy breaths, and stares at the ceiling. He's got a healthy afterglow in his face, visible from behind the errant cumstring that landed on it. His cock remains fully erect and covered in semen, but somehow manages to look satisfied to Blue. His coat looks more white than grey on his barrel and abdomen now, and the extra fluff from his winter coat has been quite effectively messed with baby gravy. Ropes of ejaculate are visible in the bathwater, floating around with little care.

All-in-all, it looks as if Silver enjoyed himself.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
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No.90011
90013
>>90010
Sheesh, you like dirtying other ponies' places, do you? You know how hard is to clean off semen?
Try to cut a tree next time with your ejaculation next time.
Anonymous
B1XZI
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No.90012
90013 90016
>>90009
With Silver, she is the chance to live and love again after so many years; the chance to feel young again. But there's also the constant reminder that she wasn't the first, and that she is not and never will be the best. She will always be the inferior replacement, no matter what she does. With Dark Star, the situation is very different. Dark Star is years younger than her, and she is his first love it seems. She is the high school sweetheart he missed out on as a teenager. To him, she is everything. She is the best to him. But there's always the lingering fear that this love is the product of youthful inexperience and emotional immaturity; that it will sour as they get to know each other better, and as time progresses.
Silver (OOC)
NJdlu
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No.90013
90016
>>90012
I can only imagine what Blue would think, being in the middle of something like that. Talk about a love triangle.

>>90011
Like Iron did back at the orphanage?
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90014
90018
>>90010
Well, that has to be a very large amount of fluid. Now, hopefully none of it escaped the bathtub...

Now Blue Skies comes into the room, looking almost concerned
"Did one of my shampoo bottles just explode?"
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90016
90018
>>90012
I suppose? He does have the experience on how to handle a mare, both sexually and maybe emotionally. Star is a bit meh as a partner. Only looking for sex and comfort from his past while Silver gives out comfort and sex like a millionaire in a villa throws money around in a charity event.
Silver is undoubtedly a good stallion to form a relationship with as a mare. Star is more of a long term investment that, in reality, most women would not really take. They like, most of all,
constant happiness and economical comfort with his stallion/man. One who understands her concerns and insecurities and makes them feel like they mean something. Silver is such a good candidate for that. Star is more of a loose cannon, and I would feel the same fears as Skies if I were a woman handling him.

>>90013
Of course, dummy. Trees like protein.
I wonder if a nun found a 'new species of tree' that 'lets out white maple syrup'
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.90017
90022
>>90005
Sister Ash's eyes narrow into the expression that Japanese women make when they're about to murder their kids.
"Are you aware that this child came from came from an abandoned warehouse, taken by ponies who were in business of kidnapping foals?"
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90018
90020 90021
>>90014
Silver looks towards her with his non-semen-covered eye, barely able to turn his head to do so. He looks almost more cum than pony after such a workout. His words are broken up by the heavy panting and breathing such an activity he just went through entails. "I *pant*...think *pant*...I...I will need *pant*...I think I will need bath...*sigh* for this bath...*pant*"

>>90016
Didn't realize Iron was such a botanist.
gYKef
?
No.90019
90021
[1d20 = 13]
>washes plate
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90020
>>90018
lolno. Iron is not the botanist here.
It was joek. Plants eat light, u no?
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90021
90023 90035
>>90019
>>90018
"You weren't just attacked by a succubus demon, right?"
She edges closer, then picks up a container of soap
"I think you will need this"
She looks almost concerned by the scene. Perhaps it's a good think she didn't try to suck him off. That may have *drowned her*

>>90019
PLATE
IS
WASHED

A good thing too, since lunchtime is coming up
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90022
90027 90073
>>90017
"I am aware that they were secured as collateral for an unpaid loan, and that they neither had nor have living family members or close relatives as caretakers"
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90023
90024
>>90021
"No, no...succu-whatever *pant*." He collapses into the cum-filled water, apparently fine with remaining there for the moment while he recovers. His 'Sword' slowly softens, and retreats back into his sheath, disappearing underneath the surface of the water. "I may have...been pent up...just little bit..."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90024
90025
>>90023
"You should probably... drain that water. Then wash off. Again"
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90025
90026
>>90024
"Probably..." His horn lights up as he uses his magic to remove the drain plug. He looks again over to Blue as the water slowly drains away. "So...how are you?"
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90026
90028
>>90025
Her expression towards him is still somewhat stunned

"Tea is ready"
She pulls up two cups
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.90027
>>90022
Oh shoot, I g2g to dinner soon. I finish typing later.
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90028
90029
>>90026
He nods, and stands up in the tub. The ejaculate still on him appears to stick mostly to his thick coat, as it only drips slightly back down into the tub. He uses his magic to grab and hold onto the cup without getting it any more dirty than it needs to. "Thank you...I think I am in need of hydration, after that."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90029
90030
>>90028
She giggles at his appearance, then smiles
"How do you feel?"
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90030
90031
>>90029
"To be honest...I feel great!" He smiles wide, absolutely beaming with a youthful vigor. The effects of his afterglow are still very much visible. "I feel like I just got done with 10 kilometer run...but I feel great!" Silver takes a sip of the tea Blue made for him. He uses a forehoof to poke at the tuft of chest fluff he played with previously, which has now been covered in ejaculate. He brings a string of the white liquid along with his hoof, looking at it. He suddenly laughs. "You could say I am getting into spirit of season, with as white this winter day has been for me thus far."
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90031
90032 90033
>>90030
She looks simultaneously amused and a tad bit disgusted with her smile

"I put honey in the tea, I hope you don't mind"
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90032
90033
>>90031
You mean aphrodisiac?
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90033
90034 90038
>>90031
He wipes the hoof off in a clean bit of fur. In this moment, he realizes he's stuck inside the tub until he cleans himself off. "Ah, that is fine. It tastes nice." He takes another sip, a question coming to mind. "Blue, this will sound like weird question, but what kind of cookware do you have in your kitchen?"

>>90032
Does Silver need aphrodisiac after cumming that much?
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90034
>>90033
For reinvigoration, yes.
Apart from being more... accepting to any body stimulus.
Dice 1d20
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90035
90036
>>90021
>Washes a spork
gYKef
?
No.90036
90037 90039 90040
[1d20 = 2]
>>90035
Uh, shit
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90037
>>90036
>inb4 plate is broken and gets fired.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90038
90041
>>90033
"My kitchen?" She tilts her head slightly. "You mean the meager supplies this hotel room comes with? Not much, actually"

Staying in the bathtub for the moment is probably the right choice
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90039
18d4v7.jpg
>>90036
>Rolls a 2 while washing Satan's instrument
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90040
90042
>>90036
"Excuse me mister? Did I give you permission to touch me?" The droning noise seems to be coming from the spoon. I mean, fork. I mean, Fork spoon... thing.
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90041
90043
>>90038
He nods, looking slightly disappointed. "Ah. That is disappointing to hear. I had idea of something from my homeland I could cook for you, as something nice I could do."
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90042
90044
>>90040
"GAH MIMIC"
Onyx drops it to the ground
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90043
90046
>>90041
She batters her eyelashes, clearly flattered
"Why might you have cooked?" She asks
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90044
90045
>>90042
"DID YOU JUST ASSUME MY RACE! I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I SELF IDENTIFY AS A SILVERWARE-FLUID. YOU WILL ACKNOWLEDGE SAID IDENTITY!"
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90045
90047
>>90044
Onyx violates the first law of Libertarianism and steps on the spork demon
Silver (OOC)
NJdlu
?
No.90046
90047
>>90043
Was that meant to be a "Why", or was it meant to be a "What"?
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90047
90048 90051
>>90045
>Stepping on a cross between a spoon and a fork
Is that even safe? Roll Die

"DO YOU SEE THIS MAN OPPRESSING ME!"

>>90046
A "what." She's just going to assume that he wanted to cook for her as a way of trying to take possession of her or something
gYKef
?
No.90048
90049 90050
[1d20 = 7]
>>90047

Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90049
>>90048
What streak of bad rolls we're having.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90050
90052
>>90048
Well, he avoids hurting himself, as the spoon fork... abomination curls up slightly. It doesn't look hurt either

"YOU THINK YOU CAN STEP ON ME JUST BECAUSE I DO NOT CONFORM TO YOUR CULTURALLY CONCEIVED NOTIONS OF A "PROPER" EATING UTENSIL? NOT ALL UTENSILS CONFORM TO THE SOCIALLY CONSTRUCTED BINARY OF "FORK" AND "SPOON""
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90051
90053
>>90047
That's actually kinda funny to me. I don't know why.

He beams at her. "Stroganoff! I mean, it is not exactly fancy meal you would find at high-class eateries, but it is very filling, delicious casserole dish I loved as little colt."
gYKef
?
No.90052
90053
[1d20+9 = 13]
>>90050
Onyx picks up a knife in his hoof and stabs
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90053
90054 90075
>>90052
I mean.... It's made of metal. But sure, I think you hit it. Roll damage

"OH, YOU TRY TO USE OTHER UTENSILS AGAINST ME DO YOU? UNABLE TO OPPRESS ME YOURSELF?"

>>90051
"Huh. Tell me more about this Stroganoff, and your days as a colt"
gYKef
?
No.90054
90055
[1d4+4 = 5]
>>90053
Onyx's eyes are rolling violently
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90055
90056
>>90054
Close. Not quite
"Gah! You think you can keep me down forever? Do you!"
gYKef
?
No.90056
90057
[1d20+9 = 24]
>>90055
Onyx just kicks it at this point
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90057
90058
>>90056
It's kicked right the fuck across the room
"YOU TRANSPHOBIC XENOPHOBIC HOMOPHOBIC MYSGONISTIC RACIST...." It can still be heard, just less clearly
gYKef
?
No.90058
90059 90060
71stOKw0rTL._SX425_.jpg
[1d20 = 1]
>>90057
"Now that I don't have to hear that abomination..."
Onyx sets to work cleaning pic related
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90059
>>90058
First wave Silverwareism created by black pony.
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90060
90061 90063
>>90058
>>90058
>Rolled a one
"DID YOU JUST COMMIT A HATE CRIME AGAINST MY XOSTER?"
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90061
90062
>>90060
"TWO OF THEM?"
Onyx wonders if the sorcerer could give them a better attitude
Anonymous
B1XZI
?
No.90062
90063 90064
>>90061
"THERE ARE MANY OF US WHO DON'T CONFORM TO YOUR UTENSIL CATEGORIES YOU SORRY EXCUSE FORA PILE OF FLESH"
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.90063
90065
>>90060
>>90062
Holy shit.
gYKef
?
No.90064
90073 90204
bambu-spork.jpg
[1d20 = 15]
>>90062
Onyx takes both the sporks up to his room and sticks them in his nightstand.
Then he washes pic related
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90065
>>90063
Welcome back. It seems Onyx is dealing with third plate utensilism.
Anonymous
lrhVE
?
No.90066
90067 90071
All this just from washing utensils
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90067
90068
>>90066
When you roll for stuff and get 1 and 2, you fail in a usually funny result
Anonymous
lrhVE
?
No.90068
90069
>>90067
Trust me, I know too well
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90069
90070
>>90068
Are you Sardo, or Sparko?
Anonymous
lrhVE
?
No.90070
90072 90204
>>90069
Eeeee
Anonymous
Utxpe
?
No.90071
90074
>>90066
Of course, Brie has little insect pie incubi. One just bit him, drawing blood, and then was confused when Brie said he looked pretty
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90072
90074
>>90070
Oh, it's the screeching master himself.
Brie suffered a hoof injury, if you recall. You'll need to bandage that shit later.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.90073
90204
>>90022
Sister Ash's expression darkens.
"Just yesterday, I had to free two of those children from the clutches of a child molester. Two of the same children that were forcefully taken from the orphanage on a hill. The ones I took from that warehouse were starving in metal cages by the time I arrived, and all had to be treated for mane lice." She says
"To whome are foals taken and 'sold' in this manner supposed to be marketed to?"

>>90064
What is this heresy? It's like he wants to be cursed.
Also:
>Ponies
>Using sporks
Anonymous
lrhVE
?
No.90074
>>90071
I meant he's adorable, but mein deutsch ist shlecht
>>90072
Meh
Silver
NJdlu
?
No.90075
90204
>>90053
"It is fairly simple meal to prepare. You brown some ground hay in skillet, add in cream of mushroom soup, sour cream, salt and pepper, and while you cook this you boil egg noodles in pot. When noodles are done, you just mix them into dish, serve with extra sour cream to put in to taste, and enjoy. It is really simple and easy, and it is very popular dish in Severyana."

He sits down, taking another sip of his tea while memories of his time in Severyana are brought to mind for him to share. "There is not much to note about my time as colt, I suppose, but it would be good idea to start with my parents. My father was blacksmith, in St. Petershoof. He was this massive, hulking Earth Pony. Bay-colored coat, dark brown mane, brown eyes, and dark brown stripe running down length of his back, almost same exact stripe I have myself. He said it was family marking that all colts and stallions in his family had. To this day, I have not seen one pony who was ever as big or as strong as he was, but despite his size, he was really gentle pony. At least, unless you got him mad, and I mean mad, then he was rather scary pony to be around, and very scary to those who made him mad. He used to be Quartermaster for Equestrian Royal Guard before I was born, so he got to travel all across Equestria, meet different ponies, learn their customs, help them when they were in need, and generally get much clearer picture of world outside Severyana than if he had stayed in one place. He often said it helped to shape who he was.

"I never got chance to meet my mother. Apparently she was daughter of noble pony near Trottingham. She was weak and frail, exceptionally so even for unicorn. My father said once her mane was as golden as sun, her coat as fair as winter snow in St. Petershoof, and her eyes blue like pristine sapphires. Her family often kept her locked away in their manor house, as she was most frail of her siblings and they thought she would give their family bad name. All she wanted to do in life was to see some more of world beyond windows of her house, and to experience all that life had to offer. She got her wish when one day, her family's manor caught fire, and my father was part of local garrison that was called to help. He rescued her from burning wreckage, and they fell in love from that moment on. She absolutely adored how he had traveled all across Equestria and had all of these stories to tell her, and he enjoyed having somepony to take care of and who would care for him in turn.

"After couple years of living together, they decided to have foal, even though they both knew, with how weak she was, of risks it involved to her. As it turns out, those risks did exist after all. She died couple of minutes after she gave birth to me. Toll on her body was too great from birth, it just gave out. My father said she got to see me before she died, and that it...made her happy, before her end. That I helped her to pass away calmly into next life. I...do not know if I miss her or, or if I am supposed to miss her even though I do not. It is hard to miss what you never had in first place."
Anonymous
Utxpe
?
No.90076
90077 90078 90079 90080
Just so you know, I am in transit now and will be for most of the night
Silver (OOC)
NJdlu
?
No.90077
>>90076
Kinda figured from your change in ID. Have fun on your trip!
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.90078
>>90076
See ya
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90079
>>90076
Good luck.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90080
90083
>>90076
Adios
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90083
>>90080
You forgot the accent at the o
It's Adiós
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90085
90086
Going to bed. Night.
That Hippie With No Money
S4hiu
?
No.90086
>>90085
Goodnight, Anon.
Spirit of a Vet (NOT Economist)
dV47L
?
No.90087
90090 90094
>>89862
F in advance for the first whiff the Death Star takes of SS boy

Also, this may be helpful for future role-play.
Just remember to keep incognito mode on:
https://articles.extension.org/pages/10248/mare-reproduction

Anonymous
gidHh
?
No.90090
90093
>>90087
At least he doesn't smell like Lavender and pussy
Anonymous
lrhVE
?
No.90091
90204
Eeee's in bug-sitter
Silver (OOC)
NJdlu
?
No.90093
>>90090
Fair enough point made.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90094
90095
>>90087
A scary prospect.
Will we reach the point where Dark Star intentionally kills another PC?
Shot on the balls, maybe? That sounds edgy enough for mature ratings.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90095
90096
>>90094
Tbh, I wouldn't blame him.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90096
90097 90098
>>90095
It's understandable. No one really wants to be cucked. Even the ones who pretend they want it.
GM will probably explode if it ever happens and maybe will use Skies to kill Star if Silver is killed.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90097
90098 90099
>>90096
Just have someone kick Silver in the balls, so his balls finally drop.
Stallions don't always kill eachother in the wild, but they will try to castrate eachother.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.90098
90099 90100
>>90096
>>90097
I'm still here, you know.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90099
90102
>>90098
Well, hello there. Be sure to amp up your armor. You'll need it when Star goes apeshit.
>>90097
Ah, civility always wins in the end.
Silver is treading a fine line with teasing a potential romance between him and Skies.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90100
>>90098
Whups..
Sorry.. hehe..
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90102
90103
>>90099
>civility always wins in the end.
This is not even close to true irl, but my character believes that violence can almost always be avoided.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90103
90104
>>90102
Civility has to win in the end or else everything would go extinct. That's why muh social contracts exist in the first place.
Whether the type of social contract is from Hobbes or Rosseaux's way is not important.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90104
90105
>>90103
I would say that humans generally maintain some kind of eternal strife between civility and barbarism.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90105
90106
>>90104
Understandable. Most real life balances are dynamic.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90106
90107
>>90105
Thus is the eternal struggle between law and chaos.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90107
>>90106
Speaking of law and chaos, how is Iron turning up in the alignment chart so far?
Anonymous
gidHh
?
No.90108
90109 90110
Even though I generally loathe meta-talk and great walls of spoilered text, I would kind of like to know what people think is the alignment of the various characters
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90109
>>90108
Not sure, actually.
Cauldron is neutral for sure, leaning on chaotic.
Skies is also chaotic neutral as well.
Marey and Thyme would be good aligned, maybe lawful.
Aside from them, I have no clue.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.90110
90111 90114 90115 90116 90166
>>90108
I honestly have no idea, but if I were to guess...Blue is probably Chaotic Neutral, Dark Star is Lawful Neutral, Ash is Lawful Good, Iron is Chaotic Good, Brie is True Neutral, and Onyx is Lawful Good.
Anonymous
MNNmE
?
No.90111
90112
>>90110
>Iron is chaotic good
Uh sure. Iron's totally helping Ash out of the good of his heart.
I suppose Silver is neutral good,
maybe. Before he would be true neutral.

Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.90112
90113
>>90111
*shrugs*
Like I said, I don't know.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90113
>>90112
Well, you weren't here when Iron started his adventure, so it's excusable tbh.
Nevertheless, I don't think we're going to use any sort of enchantment that adds bonus hit chance and damage due to alignment.
Even though it's totally plausible since it's in vanilla D&D.
Anonymous
SIs8i
?
No.90114
90115
>>90110
>Ash lawful good
F for her druidic powers

That Hippie With No Money
lXb4I
?
No.90115
90117 90118
>>90110
>>90114
Sister Ash only has a mostly lawful demeanor when she's calm. When she's angry, she's chaotic and expresses it by burning things.
That Hippie With No Money
lXb4I
?
No.90116
>>90110
Brie is Chaotic Neutral. It's pretty obvious, imo.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90117
90120
>>90115
So basically she's neutral good.
Anonymous
NJdlu
?
No.90118
90119 90120
>>90115
I'm not sure that evens it out.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90119
90121
>>90118
Don't you remember how she sacrificed the group just to burn heretic stuff back at that undead spawning place?
That's not what a lawful character would do.
That Hippie With No Money
lXb4I
?
No.90120
>>90117
Exactly. Her affinity with law or chaos depend largely on what she judges to be best in the name of goodness.
She's typically mostly lawful because she values politeness and peacefulness, but she's willing to make a total 180 if the date of innocent Creatures is at stake.
>>90118
That's because usually only evil things make her angry. She's an ex-monk: she learned to control her emotions to an extent, but when she sees evil before her, she goes Holocaust mode.
That Hippie With No Money
lXb4I
?
No.90121
90122
>>90119
This.

Also, sorry about that..
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90122
>>90121
Oh don't mention it.
I basically saved the entire group from asphyxiation. Really didn't hurt Iron in the slightest.
Anonymous
Utxpe
?
No.90123
90124 90126 90129 90136
A13B1DC7-B78E-4276-A8C3-1AE18D1A5E6C.jpeg
Some word of God about Kirins within literally the last five minutes

Attendee: “Are Kirins ponies?”
Jim Miller: “They are Kirins”
Attended: “But are they ponies?”
Miller: “No they are Kirins”
Attendee: “But are they related?”
Miller: “No they are kirins. That’s like asking if sharks are bears. They are two different things”
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90124
90137 90139
>>90123
That's no god. He's an idol.
Interesting. Despite how similar they look, they're different species? I guarantee that they will somehow link it to ponies, like how zebras and ponies are from the same family or order.
Anonymous
T7Z/U
?
No.90126
90127
>>90123
Are ponies kirins?
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90127
>>90126
You're asking the real questions here.
Probably no, but still.
Anonymous
BMCwp
?
No.90129
>>90123
This makes sense.
The fact that Kirins have cloven hooves shows that they are a different kind of ungulate.
The only similarity they share with ponies is their physical builds and the shape of their heads.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90136
90139
>>90123
Did they say anything else about Kirins?
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90137
90138
>>90124
>I guarantee that they will somehow link it to ponies
I doubt it, tbh. Jim's monolithic thought process says it all.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90138
>>90137
It's just a gut feeling I have.
Anonymous
Utxpe
?
No.90139
90140
>>90124
In a fantasy world, species don’t have to abide by the Darwinian-evolutionary theory of common ancestry

>>90136
Most of the commentary was about “Sounds of Silence,” but I also missed most of it
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90140
90141
>>90139
They'll probably play with the idea later on if kirins become popular enough.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90141
90142
>>90140
Perhaps they will then. Kirins are the new batponies, as far as fan content is concerned.
Anonymous
Utxpe
?
No.90142
90143 90144 90148
>>90141
I do recall a question about batponies, which I bothered to write down

Someone’s asked if bat ponies will be brought back. He answered something like “only if there is a valid story reason for it. We’re not going to bring back something just because fans like it”

I did get this quote verbatim:
“I don’t understand the fan obsession with bat ponies. They are literally on screen for like 4 seconds. They look cool...”

Also:
“Maybe we’ll just put a batpony on screen for 22 minutes”
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90143
90154
>>90142
... Why do the showmakers hate us so much?
Anonymous
T7Z/U
?
No.90144
90145 90154
>>90142
>tfw Equestria at War has shown more care to bat ponies than the actual show
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90145
90146
>>90144
You could say the same thing about reigndeer and diamond dogs, but nopony really cares about those guys.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90146
90147 90154
>>90145
Are reindeer even canon?
I thought comics weren't canon and all.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90147
>>90146
Good point.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90148
90149 90154
>>90142
It's peculiar that they're not just placing more and more species to signify racial/societal differences, including subspecies of said species.
I suppose it's kind of hard to keep thinking up differences without going to extremely obsure or extinct societies like that tribe in Africa nobody cares about.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90149
90150
>>90148
If you look at the map they made, there isn't much room for more species, unless they make another continent to the West.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90150
90151 90154
>>90149
I guess that's true.
Still, I can see the map suddenly revealing a new world if the ride never ends and G4 goes on for forever, discarding the idea of a fifth one.
Aztec ponies when?
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90151
90153
>>90150
Technically,the continent Equestria sits on isn't fully shown.
The "undiscovered west" could go on forever.
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90152
90153
I'm going to go to bed soon.
Goodnight, Anons.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90153
>>90151
That's true.
>>90152
Have a good night. I'll follow your lead and go to bed as well.
Anonymous
gidHh
?
No.90154
90155 90156
>>90143
What do you mean?

>>90144
Eh, I sort of agree with Miller on that one. The "Moonshine"update goes so far as to call bat ponies "The Fourth Tribe," and with that 12% recruitment penalty it is either implying that bat ponies are one eighth of the population and none of them serve, or half of them respond to conscription and there are just as many bat ponies as there are of any other pony race. That doesn't make any sense with what we've seen in the show.

>>90146
Deer are in "The Best Gift Ever"

>>90148
The show has Dragons, Griffins, Zebras, Diamond dogs, Buffalo, Minotaurs, Donkeys, Changelings, Breezies, Yaks, Hippogriffs, and Deer, besides the races thus far exclusive to the movie, which is at least Kajit, Parrots, and the Storm Island creatures. This is besides the Earth Ponies, Unicorns, Pegasi, Alicorns, Crystal Ponies, possibly Bat Ponies, and also Saddle Arabian-styled horses that represent cultures from Egypt, Norway, Japan, India, the Aztec, England, Greece, The American South, Norwegian-Americans, Louisiana, and New York. What do you want from it exactly?

>>90150
>Atec ponies when
December 7, 2013. That's when the episode "Daring Don't" came out, which featured "native" ponies of the "Tenochtitlan basin"
Anonymous
T7Z/U
?
No.90155
90157
>>90154
It's highly unlikely the -12% modifier represents either of those realities. Rather, it's likely it represents that, because of discrimination experienced by the other pony races, and the perceived slights against their favored princess in the past by the ruling princess, there's enough bat ponies deliberately avoiding service or potential service in the Equestrian Armed Forces to represent a 12% drop in Equestria's expected recruitable population compared to what they would expect to have from their conscription laws. If Equestria had the "Disarmed Nation" conscription law, meaning 1.00% of their total population would normally be able to be recruited into service, then the penalty would drop that to only 0.88% of their total population. It isn't a statement of how many bat ponies there are in Equestria, but rather how big the impact on Equestria's total recruitable population is from having no or very little bat ponies serve in the military.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90156
>>90154
>Derr are canon as spirits in a Christmas episode
Oh. I wonder if their race is still alive or were killed off by Windigos. I don't think there's a lot to go by if you want to describe how they live or something, unless you want to go the comic route.
I didn't watch that episode, so I can't say for sure.
>What do you want from it?
It's not that I want them to add species every Saturday. I like to guess what direction the show writers will go, see if I can predict what route they'll take.
Mind you, my predictions are not based on carefully constructed logic. It's mostly superficial guesses.
>"Daring Don't"
I remembered that episode the moment I posted it. I'll just pretend it says Incan ponies instead of Aztec. I don't think there are any direct paralells to them.
Anonymous
gidHh
?
No.90157
90158 90160
>>90155
You're entirely missing the point. How could there be "enough bat ponies deliberately avoiding service or potential service in the Equestrian Armed Forces to represent a 12% drop in Equestria's expected recruitable population" unless bat ponies are at least 12% of the total population? The number is suspiciously close to half of 25%, which is of course a 1/4 share of one whole, which suggests that they are implying Bat Ponies are equal in number to the other races. That makes no sense for a race never seen in background scenes
That Hippie With No Money
BMCwp
?
No.90158
90159
>>90157
>race never seen in background scenes
Well, to be fair, they only come out at night.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90159
>>90158
Checkmate, atheists.

Anonymous
T7Z/U
?
No.90160
90161
>>90157
I'm not missing the point, I'm hitting the issue right on its head. It never says or implies a specific percentage of the Equestrian population are bat ponies aside from the vague 12% you're getting from an unrelated figure (though in all likelihood this isn't too far off from reality), it never says or implies that each pony race makes up an equal portion of Equestria's population, and it never says or implies that each pony race's contribution to recruitable population is proportional to the size of their demographic. You're deliberately reaching to try to prove your point.
Anonymous
Utxpe
?
No.90161
90162
>>90160
Does it need any number other than the percentage in the recruitable population? That’s the same way they represent griffin minoritoes in New Mareland and pony minorities in Hellquil: through the effect on recruits of population. Come to think about it, recruitable population is the one and only regard by which population matters at all in HoI4? How is the recruitable population figure either vague or unrelated? It’s not vague st all because 12% is a specific number, and it’s not unrelated because recruit is directly related to population. How am I reaching, and why am I wrong for suggesting that it seems improvable to me that a race of ponies that make up 12 to 24% of the general population is improvable for a race that is never seen in the background or really anywhere outside of luna’s personal guard?
Anonymous
T7Z/U
?
No.90162
90163
>>90161
Look, if you weren't GM and if this was any other thread, I would probably argue with you from now until the end of days because we're apparently the most stubborn people on the face of the planet. As it stands, I don't want my character hobbled, tortured, hurt, maimed, or killed because I got into a lengthy argument with the GM about fucking bat ponies of all things. So, let's both agree that I think you're wrong, you think I'm wrong, in all likelihood we're both wrong, and that we should never speak of this again.
Anonymous
Utxpe
?
No.90163
90164 90165
>>90162
Wait, are you Silver? I though you were Spirit of an Economist
Anonymous
T7Z/U
?
No.90164
>>90163
Well, I've seen no reason for the Economist to be as dumb as I am.
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90165
>>90163
Maybe he's multiposting and we don't even know it. Woo~
You forgot the 'sardonic' part.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90166
90167
>>90110
Close, lawful neutral
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90167
90168
>>90166
>lawful neutral
>jumps off a boat, essentially stealing a gold piece for himself when the group tells him he can't.
I somehow doubt that you're lawful. Maybe true neutral.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90168
90169
>>90167
Oh don't worry, that'll make sense later
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90169
90170
>>90168
I suppose.
Still, your character follows the path you intended.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90170
90171
>>90169
I like to think I've played him fairly LN with one or two strays off the path
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90171
90172
>>90170
It's somewhat hard to notice when you lack many groups.
I think your commitment to your job may be a show of lawfulness, maybe? In combat, you're kind of 'kill everyone because battles work that way and winning is what's most important' kind of fighter, which fits.
Overall, I think I can see lawfulness.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90172
90173
>>90171
Thanks
Would I be wrong to assume Chaotic Good for Iron?
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90173
90174
>>90172
I think not. More like chaotic neutral, since I've done some loan sharking at the beginning.
Also may go back to the Waterfront Gang for some more money so I can get my tungsten fullplate.
Only thing that can turn him into CG is actually some mare whose charm can convince him not to do morally questionable stuff.
It could go the other way and turn him into CE, if the GM does it right.
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90174
90175
>>90173
CN is a fun alignment. A very "by the character's whims." And you're right, sometimes real easy to shift to CE/CG. Looking forward to seeing the story develop for all the characters
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90175
90177
>>90174
If only I wasn't weighted down by consequences to enact Iron's whims.
Onyx's still cleaning silverwareist sporks?
Anonymous
gYKef
?
No.90177
90178
>>90175
Yep, unless he's been kidnapped
Anonymous
T7Z/U
?
No.90178
90179
>>90177
The Sporks are rising up...
Anonymous
Me2Nm
?
No.90179
90180
>>90178
They can't rise up 'cuz they're not gamers.
Or something like that.
Anonymous
Utxpe
?
No.90180
90181
>>90179
DON’T IMPOSE YOUR UTENSIL STEREOTYPES ON US! THERE ARE SPORK GAMERS TOO!