Who's up for a game of risk?
Since we're such a slow site, I figure we can us the dice system. Just roll a 1d9999 or 1d10000 if you'd like.
We'll start in 30 minute or when we have all our players, whatever happens first.
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[1d10000 = 1881]>>67542Wut?
"Faggit!"
Consolidate the creamy center, and then begin the eastern press
>>67539The corn welcomes you.
>>67542Night, hopefully the defenses will stand.
>>67541The desert falls before your mighty fur-killing hand.
>>67540>The annexing proceeds>>67543And the creamy center is being eaten away, bit by bit.
>>67544So is this the end for the night because
>>67542 or keep going?
>>67544Finish Michigan off, then use its factories to help in consolidating Northern Indiana.
[1d10000 = 3425] >>67543Okay your palindrome have convinced me, I will stay on a little longer.
>>67544Push North-East and the South-East square
[1d10000 = 2606] Hold on a sec
What's this shit?
>>67545We'll continue
>>67548The four that you got working at the area you designated
>>67547The South-East square is Wyoming, in case that helps.
[1d10000 = 4483]>>67544Disregard this
>>67545TAKE NEBRASKA ALREADY. IT SHALL BECOME ONE WITH IOWA.
>>67552id like to become one with Iowa if you know what i mean.
>>67551I should sit down and learn the states on of these days.
>>67541"Your offer is well received. I agree to your NAP. The west is yours."
>>67554I wish you luck if you decide to, 50 is a lot to keep track of.
>>67549Roll
>>67553Don't we all
>>67554It's not to hard if you disregard the North-east
>>67554Don't worry about it. Most Americans don't even know all the states.
I guess nobody wants Utah
>>67561Same plan
[1d10000 = 3722]>>67562Mormons will be taken eventually, and if I get them they will go door to door with dictionaries.
>>67562>>67563feel free to take utah.
>>67561continue the crusade into colorado
[1d10000 = 7989] [1d10000 = 1481]>>67562Fuck Utah. Who wants to share space with the Mormons?
>>67561Take Nebraska than move south in Illinois. The breadbasket will be mine.
>>67560Do you still have to learn about each President you have had in primary school?
>>67561>tfw you've reclaimed the Rust BeltUnless our Midwestern friends object annex the northern half of Wisconsin as a buffer zone. They may have the southern half for their own.
[1d10000 = 8853]>>67562I mean, would you?
>>67566I think we still do, though I forget which year we learn that in.
>>67566I barely know any of them, though I think we covered them briefly. All I remember are the important and funny ones like Andrew Jackson.
[1d10000 = 6584]
The lines are not specific, I mean take those territories along the Texas border
>>67567>>67566nah they are to busy teaching the kids about trannys.
>>67568Andrew Jackson is one of the presidents I would put into the running for "Greatest Presidents of All Time".
>>67563That's the spirit!
>>67565Kansas isn't quite keen on sharing a boarder with you...
Yet>>67564Colorado seems to be too high to notice you.
>>67567You encounter a lot of people wearing cheese on their heads.
>>67568Andrew Jackson is great
>>67569The Dominics continue eating the Texas-shaped cream-filled chocolates.
>>67573take the rest of colorado.
[1d10000 = 6836] >>67573Take the last of Wyoming, then take to north east, then USA.
[1d10000 = 5107] >>67574So, who are you going to go after first?
>>67572As long as you leave Indiana and Kentucky for me, I have no issue with you taking the rest of Illinois uncontested.>>67573Such a strange people. Regardless, these people are as German as we are: we must continue to unite them.
[1d10000 = 3341] [1d10000 = 8707]
EAT
"EAT IT FAGGOT"
And shit continues happening, but who's shit will happen the quickest?
>>67581"I accepted your offer. Renege at your peril"
>>67582We've become rather fond of Wisconsin cheese. Let us have more of it, but be mindful of our border with Illinois.
[1d10000 = 9797] [1d10000 = 9695]
"For Dominic!"
*whispered muttering in ear*"
"That's because it would be too complicated to explain!"
>>67582This is my true last of the day. Time is 3:45am and I really should try to get some sleep. I have to sleep without a pillow now because since my land has grown it is now needed in my pillow fortification of my land to protect from Mongolian hoards and the like.
[1d10000 = 5185] <- Take North Dakota
[1d10000 = 9895]>>67582>but who's shit will happen the quickest?Ours! The Midwest will control the Mississippi and have a true port city.
Nebraska then IL
>>67587Goodnight. I'll let the others decide to continue or not.
>>67589sure, we can
since noveland doesnt want utah ill take it.
[1d10000 = 6172] >>67589Just continue, don't stop for my sake. I trust my pillow fort.
>>67589I'm perfectly fine with continuing, myself.
We've had our fill of cheese for a while. It's time to consolidate Indiana for the Reich.
[1d10000 = 361]