Who's up for a game of risk?
Since we're such a slow site, I figure we can us the dice system. Just roll a 1d9999 or 1d10000 if you'd like.
We'll start in 30 minute or when we have all our players, whatever happens first.
Though, can I ask for some more clarification on the rules?
First everyone will need to choose their color, and pick a name.
Once everyone has told me where they wanna start, we'll start in order of color (Grey, teal, purple, etc...).
The dice will correspond to the traditional post numbers, and values are in the bottom right corner. And you just choose which territories you want.
I suppose I'll just ask questions about the mechanics when they come up.
Name: New German Reich
Fucking checked, where you wanna start?
Southwestern Indiana. Or do you need something more specific?
Nope, I can work with that
Name: The Fursecutors
If I join will I be able to do much if I am heading towards sleep soon and brain not function fully.
That's okay, we'll still let you join.
Though I think I'll go ahead and delay another 30 minutes to let anyone else show up.
Start: Center-top (unless it is claimed because I suck at US geography)
Okay, so that's: Cyan, and Dark.
15 slots left if anyone else wants to join.
Got it, glad to have you.
Start: Northern Illinois/Illinois
How often will this run? I can be her often, but player attrition usually kills these games.
Let me change the start to Iowa.
Well we can decide after tonight. If we all enjoy it we continue. If not we'll declare a winner.
Got it. Will keep the thread open until the official start.
Alright, that's 30 minutes.
And so we begin with four fringe groups rising up in their respective areas. When everyone is ready just roll and let me know what general direction (NWSE) you wish to expand.
If anyone else wishes to join just let me know.
North [1d10000 = 5806]
Westward[1d9999 = 8803]
north into cali[1d10000 = 7225]
[1d1000 = 543]>>67465>>67461
Fuck, let us try this again. WEST
And here's where we stand.>>67466Psst, d10000, not d1000
North-west[1d10000 = 570]
North [1d10000 = 3434]
[1d10000 = 1939]>>67467
South now.Oh shit. Thanks.
take the southern regions of cali[1d10000 = 9702]
Try Dice [1d10000 = 1368]
Looking pretty good so far.>>67467No prob>>67472>>67474
And a new challenger has arrived
East [1d10000 = 3326]
Lets try to fill the state with knowledge[1d10000 = 74]
[1d10000 = 4398]>>67476
Continue securing Iowa. If full, move East to Illinois.
Apparently Montanans cannot learn.
Eventually they will learn
[1d10000 = 3381]
Peparing for Dominic Invasion
THIS time for sure
You can also write dice rolls in the message (1d10000) switch ( ) with [ ]
It's easier to type out 1d10000 with brackets around it.
Montana has gained a little more knowledge, Iowa is being invaded by anime battleship-grils, California's streets are running red with furry blood, Indiana is starting Panzer production, and everyone is changing their name to Dominic in Texas....
Before, or after you lose? >>67483>>67484>>67485>Dominic invasion from the south
Trump never built the wall in this timeline, did he?
Let's move northeast to cut Michigan off from the rest of the map. [1d10000 = 3724]
Annex southern nevada[1d10000 = 7959]
Hopefully before. It will be my life work and perhaps I get a book bus there named after me.>>67488
By the power of blackboards and chalk[1d10000 = 7568]
I think you just annexed the entirety of Nevada.
[1d10000 = 4777]
IOWA AND THE CORN SHALL BE MINE! THEN ILLINOIS!
>>67494>Mexican invasion of the US, 2018 colorized
Alright give me a minute
[1d10000 = 708]>>67495
Nah lissen her nah, whoever said we wuz MEXican?
So Nevada has been cleansed, Montana's IQ is rising, Iowa's corn now belongs to anime, Texas is falling quick, and Michigan is slightly worried by the wall being built on it's border.
finish the California cleansing[1d10000 = 8323]
[1d10000 = 3720]>>67502
Continue the harvest. Then Illinois. It will happen eventually.
Lets make readers out of them, and may it spill over into the other territories.[1d10000 = 5838]
Finish sealing off Michigan...then proceed with the annexation of Detroit. [1d10000 = 1241]
[1d10000 = 3676]
Head toward the west, toward the upside-down chair
>>67507>toward the upside-down chair
I think he's talking about heading towards El Paso.
Well here's where we stand.
Excuse me while I think of more witty comments.
[1d10000 = 9104]>>67510
You are excused.
Same thing as usual.
I meant this one
I'll use screenshots next time
"It's fine" -CoIC
Now lets take it Easbound and Down[1d10000 = 6286]
time to liberate nor-cal[1d10000 = 4877]
Didn't see that. Interesting.
WE WILL RECLAIM THESE OLD MICHIGAN CENTERS OF INDUSTRY IN THE NAME OF THE NEW FATHERLAND! [1d10000 = 5229]
[1d10000 = 5913]
Continue west toward the West edge, then back along the coast to the south and east.
Detroit has been swiftly dealt with, Knowledge is overflowing, the corn harvest is plentiful, fur-fags are shot on sight, and Texas is turning non-dominics into a minority.
And we've barely started!
BTW NAPs are allowed. I'm an AnCap afterall
[1d10000 = 6130]>>67519>NAPs
We know, but first Iowa must be secured and the liberation of Chicago must occur.
Continue pushing west in Michigan. [1d10000 = 2925]
liberate the last hold out of furrys(in cali) from life[1d10000 = 3556]
Since the compass is a bit broken and I am in unknown territory I'll keep moving the same way even though I think I read somewhere that the sun should rise in the east and not in the west. But the damn indians hit me on the head and stole my almanac so I am not sure anymore.>keep moving the direction you sent me (westward)[1d10000 = 2670]
[1d10000 = 5542]
"Reign Dominic upon the heathens!"
And the first bonus state has been taken over!
Well, unless you count corn or cows as a real bonus in Iowa or Montana's case.
the grand leader of the fursectuors says take western Oregon
[1d10000 = 1569]>>67525
Take Chicago, than move into Nebraska.
Finish the annexation of the Michigan Oven Mitt [1d10000 = 3000]
[1d10000 = 5863]
Consolidate West Texas, then move East
Here we go fellas.
Oh shit, trips. If there's leftover territories to claim, cross over the Straits of Mackinac and begin the annexation of the Michigan Panhandle.
Give me a minute lads
I lock a billion monkeys in a room with a typewriter to create literal art. And the outcome is... [1d10000 = 543]>The land I am upon, that land is my land. Take it
So, what would you say about agreeing to an NAP?
I see I need to speed up my educational program soon, or risk loosing my staplers and other office equipment needed to make learning.
Well, those where some large numbers.
>>67535>Non Aggression Pact offered by the German Reich
This is probably a bad idea, but sure.
[1d10000 = 6217]>>67537
Continue welcoming Nebraska into the Federation. Then move southeast in Illinois.
I am very pleased with how quickly the annexation of Michigan is proceeding. Continue annexing the rest of the state [1d10000 = 4851]>>67538
We are a changed Reich, my Midwestern friends! We are both of German ancestry, with deep German heritage. We are as brothers!
secure the new mexican furries and send them to the camps.[1d10000 = 4264]>>67524
dominic gibe N.A.P and you will not be harmed
I sadly have to turn in, so I will protect my land and my people by building an pillow fort around it.[1d10000 = 5938]>I will also dig a deep hole and fill it with water and put a blanket over it so anyone who walks on it will fall into the hole
[1d10000 = 1881]>>67542
Consolidate the creamy center, and then begin the eastern press
The corn welcomes you.>>67542
Night, hopefully the defenses will stand.>>67541
The desert falls before your mighty fur-killing hand.>>67540>The annexing proceeds>>67543
And the creamy center is being eaten away, bit by bit.
So is this the end for the night because >>67542
or keep going?
Finish Michigan off, then use its factories to help in consolidating Northern Indiana. [1d10000 = 3425]
Okay your palindrome have convinced me, I will stay on a little longer.>>67544
Push North-East and the South-East square[1d10000 = 2606]
Hold on a sec
What's this shit?
The four that you got working at the area you designated
The South-East square is Wyoming, in case that helps.
[1d10000 = 4483]>>67544
Disregard this >>67545
TAKE NEBRASKA ALREADY. IT SHALL BECOME ONE WITH IOWA.
id like to become one with Iowa if you know what i mean.
I should sit down and learn the states on of these days.
"Your offer is well received. I agree to your NAP. The west is yours."
I wish you luck if you decide to, 50 is a lot to keep track of.
Don't we all>>67554
It's not to hard if you disregard the North-east
>>67557>>67549[1d10000 = 2679]
Don't worry about it. Most Americans don't even know all the states.
I guess nobody wants Utah
Same plan[1d10000 = 3722]>>67562
Mormons will be taken eventually, and if I get them they will go door to door with dictionaries.
feel free to take utah.>>67561
continue the crusade into colorado[1d10000 = 7989]
[1d10000 = 1481]>>67562
Fuck Utah. Who wants to share space with the Mormons? >>67561
Take Nebraska than move south in Illinois. The breadbasket will be mine.
Do you still have to learn about each President you have had in primary school?
>>67561>tfw you've reclaimed the Rust Belt
Unless our Midwestern friends object annex the northern half of Wisconsin as a buffer zone. They may have the southern half for their own. [1d10000 = 8853]>>67562
I mean, would you?>>67566
I think we still do, though I forget which year we learn that in.
I barely know any of them, though I think we covered them briefly. All I remember are the important and funny ones like Andrew Jackson.
[1d10000 = 6584]
The lines are not specific, I mean take those territories along the Texas border
nah they are to busy teaching the kids about trannys.
Andrew Jackson is one of the presidents I would put into the running for "Greatest Presidents of All Time".
>>67567>Unless our Midwestern friends object annex the northern half of Wisconsin as a buffer zone. They may have the southern half for their own.Take Wisconsin if you wish, just leave a minor buffer there. (No bonus for it anyway). I Plan to move south soon to retake Texas. I plan to push through Illinois first, just a heads up.
That's the spirit!>>67565
Kansas isn't quite keen on sharing a boarder with you... Yet>>67564
Colorado seems to be too high to notice you.>>67567
You encounter a lot of people wearing cheese on their heads.>>67568
Andrew Jackson is great>>67569
The Dominics continue eating the Texas-shaped cream-filled chocolates.
take the rest of colorado.[1d10000 = 6836]
Take the last of Wyoming, then take to north east, then USA.[1d10000 = 5107]
[1d10000 = 7826]>>67573
So, who are you going to go after first?
>>67572As long as you leave Indiana and Kentucky for me, I have no issue with you taking the rest of Illinois uncontested.>>67573
Such a strange people. Regardless, these people are as German as we are: we must continue to unite them. [1d10000 = 3341]
[1d10000 = 8707]
"EAT IT FAGGOT"
And shit continues happening, but who's shit will happen the quickest?
"I accepted your offer. Renege at your peril"
We've become rather fond of Wisconsin cheese. Let us have more of it, but be mindful of our border with Illinois. [1d10000 = 9797]
into new mexico[1d10000 = 958]
[1d10000 = 9695]
*whispered muttering in ear*"
"That's because it would be too complicated to explain!"
This is my true last of the day. Time is 3:45am and I really should try to get some sleep. I have to sleep without a pillow now because since my land has grown it is now needed in my pillow fortification of my land to protect from Mongolian hoards and the like.[1d10000 = 5185]
<- Take North Dakota
[1d10000 = 9895]>>67582>but who's shit will happen the quickest?
Ours! The Midwest will control the Mississippi and have a true port city.
Nebraska then IL
Goodnight. I'll let the others decide to continue or not.
sure, we can
since noveland doesnt want utah ill take it.[1d10000 = 6172]
Just continue, don't stop for my sake. I trust my pillow fort.
I'm perfectly fine with continuing, myself.
We've had our fill of cheese for a while. It's time to consolidate Indiana for the Reich. [1d10000 = 361]
[1d10000 = 6393]
I'm not hardly done
[1d10000 = 4497]>>67589
Please advise, Nebraska nets me +2. Also roll for Illinois.
If you insist. Have an excellent night. Hope you get more than 4 hours.
And while Noveland focuses on increasing it's IQ by a couple points, the others focus on turning the map their own color.
As Noveland has gone inward, I feel we should decide what the eventual fate of the unclaimed territories to their east should be, as we're the only other countries that can access these regions.>>67596
Indiana is rightful New German clay! [1d10000 = 5704]
finish the annexation of utah and convert the mormons to furry hatred.[1d10000 = 2696]
Thanks.. Luckily I don't have early morning
May the dices be kind to you all, and good night.
>>67597>As Noveland has gone inward, I feel we should decide what the eventual fate of the unclaimed territories to their east should be, as we're the only other countries that can access these regions.
I head south, and you head south. Either Teal Beats Red, Red Beats Teal, or otherwise I come under attack. Like it or not I am your buffer. Unless you position yourself to aid in my defense, you will face powerful foes alone.
South into Kansas. Along the east boarder please.
[1d10000 = 6938]>>67601
[1d10000 = 8807]
>>67600>I head south, and you head south. Either Teal Beats Red, Red Beats Teal, or otherwise I come under attack. Like it or not I am your buffer. Unless you position yourself to aid in my defense, you will face powerful foes alone.
I have thought about this. Perhaps it would be best for me to head south along the eastern bank of the Mississippi after I take Indiana. At least that would give me purchase to help draw the Dominics' attention away from you and towards me.
Here we go, and it looks like the strategy is getting real.
[1d10000 = 7542]>>67606
Continue the march south.
Continue uniting the Hoosiers under our banner. [1d10000 = 2986]
[1d10000 = 7648]
"Fae Dominicus Victus!"
take the last remnants of utah.[1d10000 = 7761]
And thus the wheels of US domination continue turning...
[1d10000 = 752]>>67611
South damnit, South through Kansas!
[1d10000 = 9914]
>seeting rage intensifies
Indiana is almost entirely ours, let us keep at it! [1d10000 = 99]
into oregon![1d10000 = 9139]
>>67614That roll, though.
I think I will have leftover claims after that roll. In that case, push south into Western Kentucky after Indiana is finished.
And Corn land is continuing south through Kansas, Fur-slayers are going north, Dominic is continuing to rampage through Texas, and India is now German.
washington![1d10000 = 9903]
Upon reflection India =/= Indiana....
[1d10000 = 8707]
Hoping for a roll that doesn't fraternize with rolls of the same gender,....
Push south into Western Kentucky, along the eastern bank of the Ohio River. [1d10000 = 4407]
[1d10000 = 1610]>>67617
The Midwest is ours via divine right! I formally declare war on The Fursecutors. Attack Colorado! Paner Vor!
And someone finally declared war!
This should end well...
Shit just got real.
[1d10000 = 1115]
"This is gay"
Push further south into Tennessee along the eastern bank of the Ohio and Mississippi. [1d10000 = 9722]
[1d10000 = 1738]>>67625
Continue the push west to California.>>67627
push into the invading army![1d10000 = 9781]
Filthy mid western furfags!
So the cornhuskers attacked and the stoners countered. This will be quite nice.
[1d10000 = 137]
"It shouldn't take this long to take Texas FFS!"
(OCD: ACTIVATED) Take the four western-most counties of Kentucky first, then continue the march south through Tennessee along the river. [1d10000 = 4908]
[1d10000 = 6746]>>67632
Attempt to do pic related and maintain the path at all costs. Kansas and all non essential land is is expendable.
attempt to cut their men off and then clean up.[1d10000 = 399]
Uh oh, Fursecutors have lost the California bonus, but have some of the huskers surrounded.
For clarification, I want to push into CA at all costs. If the land is cut then so be it.
[1d10000 = 9686]
Split our expansion efforts between annexing the rest of Tennessee and marching south along the Mississippi. [1d10000 = 1639]
take back california[1d10000 = 6289]
[1d10000 = 8712]>>67637
Not one step back! Hold Kansas then reopen the corridor at once! gogogo!
As the Germans send their battle ships down the Mississippi, and Texas falls, the anti-furs destroy the supply line as Nebraska makes a small push
[1d10000 = 1975]
spear head into nebraska[1d10000 = 6520]
Continue as before. March to the Gulf, and liberate the Tennessee oil fields for the Reich! [1d10000 = 3691]
[1d10000 = 7490]>>67643
Looks like we'll have to do this the hard way. Even push west, with an emphasis on taking Utah. If outmatched attempt to hold the Nebraska Trenches at all costs.
For a second it looked like Nebraska would be overrun, but they made a daring comeback.
Meanwhile Dominic and New Germany focus on expanding their territory rather than participating in squabbles.
Noveland has increased it's IQ by five.
[1d10000 = 2141]
Finish taking Texas FFS, while opponents travel thousands of miles in a single turn cuz apparently you can do that
[1d10000 = 5147]>>67648
Again, even push west, with an emphasis on taking Utah. If outmatched attempt to hold the Nebraska Trenches at all costs.>>67649
You have no bonuses and your rolls are not great. It is just the RNG (Random Number God) at work
I thought we were playing Risk, not "high roll"
push hard into nebraska[1d10000 = 6526]
Redirect our previous efforts with the Mississippi towards marching south, then west along the Gulf Coast. Continue liberating Tennessee as usual. [1d10000 = 6791]
Risk is literally all dice rolls. Don't worry, once you take Texas you will get a 6+ bonus. That will put you on fighting terms with teal if/when he beats me.
Well thanks to RNG and bonuses, the war was at a standstill this turn.
And I think we'll pause here for the night. We can resume again tomorrow evening if everyone wishes, but here's the map as of now.
[1d10000 = 6660]>>67654
Yes, but its not just one
TAKE FUCKING TEXAS GODDAMMIT
Sounds good to me. This was fun. Here's hoping we'll get to do more tomorrow.
sounds good to me, i had fun
You would have got 20 provinces with that roll lol.
That was fun. Nice playing with you all. Pleasant dreams and see you all tomorrow.
Anyone else here waiting for round two of the map-painting simulator?
We'll start in about an hour if everyone else shows up.
Well hoping Mr. Corn is here, everyone but Dominic needs to roll.
The annexation and colonization of Tennessee and Louisiana is going according to plan. Let us continue our efforts! [1d10000 = 4961]
Rolling for domination of North Dakota[1d10000 = 1916]
Take washington from those dirty furfags![1d10000 = 4779]
Also, abandon those two territories outside Texas to aid in the push
if i have any overflow put it into nebraska.
[1d10000 = 8936]>>67667
Just got here. Hold the line and push west. For the Fatherland!
And that's everyone to get us started again!
Same as before. Here's hoping we can expedite the annexation process. [1d10000 = 4852]
Well met, leader of Noveland. As you may be aware, the Midwest Federation is in a bloody conflict with the The Fursecuters and soon the Dominic invasion. With Washington State, Teal will have a massive +8 advantage, and Red will have a +6 advantage. We only have a +2 advantage. We urgently request your support in this war, as soon both powers will be too great to stop. What is your answer?
Drumroll (same procedure)[1d10000 = 8842]
[1d10000 = 3169]>>67674
Confine pushing west and holding the Nebraska line.
Destroy the dirty corn furs![1d10000 = 6874]
Whoo! Iowa shall have vengeance tonight!
[1d10000 = 5203]
Any overflow is to crush the reich on sight
We knew this day would come. You Dominic aggressors shall come to regret this decision.
Don't fuck with Texas
I'm not saying someone is sneaking cocaine into their corn, but damn did the soldiers move quick
>>67685>I'm not saying someone is sneaking cocaine into their corn
I blame World War I care packages
Hopefully my goods will arrive soon[1d10000 = 2539]
Cut them off! and if there is any overflow put it in california.[1d10000 = 6346]
[1d10000 = 3194]
"Bathe in the blood of the reich, until I can eat the heart of its leader!"
Progress into all the closest territories first, then toward the Mississippi
[1d10000 = 9509]>>67685
Solidify the supply lines and make sure we still have at least one California province.
Corn, kartoffel, and trenches are the best.
So, it has come to this. Onwards, brothers! TO WAR!
Blitzkrieg the Dominic lines, push hard into Texas with all we have! We will be victorious! [1d10000 = 5827]
So now I guess Noveland is the only one not at war, pulling a Switzerland I see...
hey Noveland, i wont attack you, if you wont attack me.>>67691
attack the weakest part of their line![1d10000 = 3360]
Drive towards the heart of Texas. We shall shatter all resistance before us! [1d10000 = 603]
[1d10000 = 9034]
Same plan, everything closest to Texas (of the reich) dies first.
Pillowfort is strong.
Pillowfort is big.
Pillowfort protect my people.[1d10000 = 8326]
[1d10000 = 3817]>>67691
Hold the line then continue the push into California.
I have no quarrel with you or your people, Novelanders. I would offer you an NAP. So long as you leave Sourthern Wisconsin uncolonized, I will let you have both of the Dakotas and Minnesota without any contention from me.
These wars seem to be at a standstill currently. Oh well, at least it's more entertaining for me.
[1d10000 = 8623]
Continue the press
"I want his head on a pike!"
We shall not falter! Push into Texas, men! [1d10000 = 967]
onward![1d10000 = 4664]
[1d10000 = 3907]>>67698
Push into California! Split these fanatics into half!
As long as my dices don't forces me to teach people reading I will not invade.>>67697
I feel a bit sorry for Midwest (even though he got that 69), but for now agreed. I also want New German Reich IRL.
But at some point I will have to spread knowledge to all corners of Freedomland.>>67698
Forward [1d10000 = 4276]
Man, the Texas/Louisiana border is pretty contested tonight.
Nevada can't decide who they like more, and South Dakota is starting with Dr. Seuss.
I understand, but for today, let us celebrate peace in the north.
Finish the push into the Texan heartland, and form a spearhead from which to stage further advances. [1d10000 = 3138]
[1d10000 = 1972]
Continue the press against adjacent armies, pressing through them toward the Mississippi
"Starlight Glimmer is best pone!"
Checking if I get nicer rolls with images[1d10000 = 1324]
[1d10000 = 7990]>>67704
West! West! Defend all held land, then push west!
Surround them![1d10000 = 2812]
Reform the supply line between the Louisiana territories and the regions in Texas we have taken. [1d10000 = 8496]
You keep getting nice rolls. It is the gold rush all over again.>>67711
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooollll[1d10000 = 8629]
[1d10000 = 4591]>>67711
Retake Nevada then strengthen California.>>67714>You keep getting nice rolls. It is the gold rush all over again.
Hope it continues lol. I feel like there is another shoe about to drop for some reason, this is going too well.
Go! Go! Go![1d10000 = 9777]
And there's the other shoe.
Alright... I'm gonna have to pause for a minute
Take your time bud.
And as the fight of "no u" continues, the fursecutors actually gain some ground back.
Einsatz von Senfgas!
Essen mein sheBe![1d10000 = 5358]
Push south along the Texan coast. [1d10000 = 7222]
"Our people long for the day when the Dominic menace is no more."
Upon reflection, I forgot Noveland's roll.
Sorry bout that.
[1d10000 = 8029]>>67726
Retake lost ground at once!
RNGesus loves the trips, today.
It is okay, as a teacher once said to someone on a bus one time "we live and learn".[1d10000 = 845]
Trips are appearing everywhere for some reason....
Meh, I'm sure we can find a way to blame the mods.
[1d10000 = 9734]>>67737
Continue to attempt to retake lost ground.
I am very pleased with our gains. We have broken free, if only temporarily, from the trenches of Louisiana. Now, we shall continue our push, towards the Mexican border. [1d10000 = 6092]
spearhead into nebraska[1d10000 = 7954]
Both wars have entered into a stalemate yet again.
Oh well, back to the trenches we go.
Dominic swears fealty to Fursecution, I'm done with this
Well, somewhat of a stalemate, I should say.
Should we roll again or wait till it is painted?>preemtive roll since everyone else is rolling (assuming I haven't lost track of where we are)[1d10000 = 7725]
Not really. That +6 he has over me is going to kill me. That is why it is imperative >>67745
picks a side soon, or teal will grow too strong for anyone.
I'd prefer it if I had time to paint the map>>67743
Well, uh, that would make Dominic neutral territory now.
It's interesting how this game's version of Switzerland has become the key to victory for both sides.
Let me know when you want me to roll again
You can roll now, we're caught up
Continue the march south to the border, then spearhead into the heart of Texas. [1d10000 = 10000]
Okay, what the actual fuck?
A couple of 420 rolls and the playing fields will be evened out>>67750[1d10000 = 5963]
Yeah, I'm blaming the mods...
WOWAAAHH .. Perfect Roll
Fuck it. Push into CA while we still can!
I'd ask for bonus territories or something, but I'm honestly too shocked I rolled a perfect 10,000.
Who is behind this roll?
It is just the works of German PERFECTION!
cut them off and clean up.[1d10000 = 5722]
[1d10000 = 9408]>>67762
>>67762>a few more rolls and I will have to retreat to my pillowfort, but just keep playing[1d10000 = 151]
With the Dominic menace dealt with, we now have some breathing room. Now, we shall split our focus between restoring order to the Texas side of the Texas-Louisiana border, and finishing the liberation of Tennessee. [1d10000 = 7359]
push into california![1d10000 = 4283]
Continue as we are. [1d10000 = 2233]
I wonder how big a 10k dice would be to be usable and be stable once it comes to rest[1d10000 = 3848]
california![1d10000 = 2190]
[1d10000 = 3461]>>67767
Negate all advances and secure CA
And California has returned to the fursescutor flag.
PUSH! into nebraska![1d10000 = 6108]
As usual. [1d10000 = 4958]
>last roll of the night for me, hopefully it is a good one, but I feel that no roll will be able to measure up to the perfect one
[1d10000 = 4355]
Sweet dreams Leslie.
[1d10000 = 7801]>>67772
Hold Nebraska and push back!
Someone stole your get.
sweet dreams Leslie
Tennessee and Louisiana will be ours, soon enough. [1d10000 = 1744]
clean up colorado[1d10000 = 3717]
[1d10000 = 4410]>>67775
Sweet dreams Leslie>>67782
Same as before.
Well isn't that just swell...
Well quads appear to be broken...
We never know when they'll return. While we wait for them, I shall continue liberating the lost territories of Tennessee and Louisiana. [1d10000 = 4943]
finish cleaning up colorado, then hold the border.[1d10000 = 8742]
[1d10000 = 5724]>>67788
Push into Colorado at an even spread.
One last, lonely county in the south of Louisiana to go, then we should finish off the annexation of Tennessee, as it is rightful New German clay. [1d10000 = 9732]
[1d10000 = 9239]>>67792
continue pushing into nebraska[1d10000 = 6142]
And the Colorado front continues to stay at an almost standstill. All the smoke from the weed makes it hard to see.
Continue the annexation of Tennessee. Should there be leftover claims, push out east from Louisiana towards Florida. [1d10000 = 1928]
[1d10000 = 1524]>>67796
continue[1d10000 = 3725]
I'm still waiting for that 420
Onwards, to Florida! [1d10000 = 8251]
[1d10000 = 5116]>>67800
With the Dominic territories having fallen into anarchy and the Midwest War in stalemate, things seem almost quiet.
I know... We need some fringe group to rise up in Maine...
Push![1d10000 = 2134]
Calling anyone who wants a fringe group
There is indeed plenty of free space in the Northeast for a new player to get started, if we can entice one to the game.
[1d10000 = 6746]>>67806
Again and again. >>67807
Florida is ripe for annexation/colonization. [1d10000 = 7405]
hit em again[1d10000 = 9054]
So teal appears to be gaining some ground.
[1d10000 = 8823]>>67811>So teal appears to be gaining some ground.
It is expected. Only black can challenge him now. The fact I am still here is luck.
Also yet again.
Word is spreading throughout Florida about our benevolent rulership. One day they shall all be Germans as we are. [1d10000 = 9896]
blitzkrieg into nebraska[1d10000 = 2811]
Uh oh... Corn isn't saving you now.
[1d10000 = 9941]>>67815
Going to keep trying until Nebraska is lost. That way I can at least say I tried.
The people of Tampa welcome us into Southern Florida! [1d10000 = 7868]
onwards![1d10000 = 226]
[1d10000 = 8481]>>67819
You know what I want.
Go[1d10000 = 7233]
Finish up in Florida, then move up along the Texas-Mexico border. [1d10000 = 5190]
And the Reich is becoming a force to be feared.
>>67823What's with the one random Fursecutor country in Iowa?
Begin the restoration of order to the Texan territories. [1d10000 = 7525]
UNLEASH THE CRUZ MISSLES![1d10000 = 3944]
[1d10000 = 4369]>>67823
What the fuck did you do to my Iowa?
The Midwestern Fury has been unleased.
Also, I think you missed a county in Florida, where Key West is.
I have no idea what happened tbh
charge![1d10000 = 3521]
[1d10000 = 8461]>>67829
Never lay a hand on my Iowa! Charge!
Let's liberate El Paso (the Western-most county in Texas) first, then continue north to the border with Oklahoma. [1d10000 = 969]
Everything is going according to plan. Now head south into Central Texas. [1d10000 = 767]
[1d10000 = 7952]>>67833
Push into Colorado, once more with feeling.
Break out that GAS[1d10000 = 7150]
Hmmm, this war is almost getting boring.
Go Go Go!
[1d10000 = 3149]
Continue the liberation of Texas. [1d10000 = 6667]
[1d10000 = 9666]>>67837
Don't have much of a choice. There is no exit strategy now.
Satan has apparently blessed the Midwest Federation.
Now that Satan has intervened....
[1d10000 = 6725]>>67846
I was expecting more than that.
Same as usual.
I'm honestly kind of shocked at the luck that the Midwest Federation has. I'm almost a bit jealous.
Oh well, Texas is almost German. Soon it shall be completely so. [1d10000 = 4007]
That +8 the Fursecutors have, plus their high rolls, has helped them cut most of these massive gains in half.
GAS![1d10000 = 4291]
Oh look, both got 12. Now we have a real standstill.
Look at the board good sir, and the bonuses most importantly. I think it will be time to call for a truce soon. What do you say?
This, was a costly war. i accept.
Once, maybe twice more, and Texas will be fully liberated! [1d10000 = 8559]
head into oklahoma.[1d10000 = 5463]
[1d10000 = 527]>>67852
Head into Missouri
As peace is made, Texas is now German.
Peace. It is rather refreshing. Let's begin to fortify the border, starting with Arkansas. [1d10000 = 8381]
Are you thinking what I am thinking?
further into Oklahoma
[1d10000 = 4540]>>67858
Work on securing Kansas>>67861>hmmmmmmmmmmm
Think about it. I only have one more roll left in me for tonight.
Did you forget to roll?
So it sounds like this may be where we stop for the night, let's see what these last rolls hold.
[1d10000 = 3588]>>67865
Continue taking Kansas
Continue the liberation of Arkansas. [1d10000 = 7410]
Well then I guess that's a rap for the night. I may not be able to do tomorrow, but Sunday should work.
Will check in both days. Until then.
Sounds good to me. I wonder what will happen next to these up-and-coming powers.
the powder keg doesn't disappoint
I deserve my NAP violated, cause I fogot all about this until I saw the map on my computer...
If anyone shows up I'd e happy to continue.
Sure I'm up for it. But we should probably get more players in first.
Can the nation of Dominic rise up as a band of sleeper-cells, who had infiltrated the population intent on lying dormant?
Sure, I'll allow that.
K. If everyone shows, play on without me (6 hour flight leaves in 1/2 hour)
>>68047I need to learn to actually do something when I say I'll do it
F for my sanity when I start this back tonight
Could you give a more generalized timeframe?
Roll call time. If we have the original guys we'll pick up where we stopped, if not a new game will start.
Does this mean Dominic can start an uncontested uprising?
>>76333>Trips>no one else
Dominic wins uncontested GG
And here I thought strategy was the key to victory