Who's up for a game of risk?
Since we're such a slow site, I figure we can us the dice system. Just roll a 1d9999 or 1d10000 if you'd like.
We'll start in 30 minute or when we have all our players, whatever happens first.
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>>67491I think you just annexed the entirety of Nevada.
[1d10000 = 4777]
>Dominic Intensifies
North
>>67488IOWA AND THE CORN SHALL BE MINE! THEN ILLINOIS!
>>67496>>67500Nah lissen her nah, whoever said we wuz MEXican?
So Nevada has been cleansed, Montana's IQ is rising, Iowa's corn now belongs to anime, Texas is falling quick, and Michigan is slightly worried by the wall being built on it's border.
>>67502finish the California cleansing
[1d10000 = 8323] [1d10000 = 3720]>>67502Continue the harvest. Then Illinois. It will happen eventually.
>>67502Lets make readers out of them, and may it spill over into the other territories.
[1d10000 = 5838] >>67502Finish sealing off Michigan...then proceed with the annexation of Detroit.
[1d10000 = 1241] [1d10000 = 3676]
Head toward the west, toward the upside-down chair
>>67508I think he's talking about heading towards El Paso.
Well here's where we stand.
Excuse me while I think of more witty comments.
I meant this one
I'll use screenshots next time
"It's fine" -CoIC
>>67510KNOWLEDGE!
Now lets take it Easbound and Down
[1d10000 = 6286] >>67512>>67509Didn't see that. Interesting.
>>67510WE WILL RECLAIM THESE OLD MICHIGAN CENTERS OF INDUSTRY IN THE NAME OF THE NEW FATHERLAND!
[1d10000 = 5229] [1d10000 = 5913]
Continue west toward the West edge, then back along the coast to the south and east.
Detroit has been swiftly dealt with, Knowledge is overflowing, the corn harvest is plentiful, fur-fags are shot on sight, and Texas is turning non-dominics into a minority.
And we've barely started!
BTW NAPs are allowed. I'm an AnCap afterall
[1d10000 = 6130]>>67519>NAPs We know, but first Iowa must be secured and the liberation of Chicago must occur.
>>67519Continue pushing west in Michigan.
[1d10000 = 2925] >>67519liberate the last hold out of furrys(in cali) from life
[1d10000 = 3556] >>67519Since the compass is a bit broken and I am in unknown territory I'll keep moving the same way even though I think I read somewhere that the sun should rise in the east and not in the west. But the damn indians hit me on the head and stole my almanac so I am not sure anymore.
>keep moving the direction you sent me (westward)[1d10000 = 2670] [1d10000 = 5542]
"Reign Dominic upon the heathens!"
And the first bonus state has been taken over!
Well, unless you count corn or cows as a real bonus in Iowa or Montana's case.
>>67525the grand leader of the fursectuors says take western Oregon
[1d10000 = 1569]>>67525Take Chicago, than move into Nebraska.
>>67525Finish the annexation of the Michigan Oven Mitt
[1d10000 = 3000] [1d10000 = 5863]
Consolidate West Texas, then move East
>>67529Oh shit, trips. If there's leftover territories to claim, cross over the Straits of Mackinac and begin the annexation of the Michigan Panhandle.
>69
>trips
Give me a minute lads
>>67525I lock a billion monkeys in a room with a typewriter to create literal art. And the outcome is...
[1d10000 = 543]>The land I am upon, that land is my land. Take it >>67531So, what would you say about agreeing to an NAP?
>>67528>>67529I see I need to speed up my educational program soon, or risk loosing my staplers and other office equipment needed to make learning.
Well, those where some large numbers.
>>67535>Non Aggression Pact offered by the German ReichThis is probably a bad idea, but sure.
[1d10000 = 6217]>>67537Continue welcoming Nebraska into the Federation. Then move southeast in Illinois.
>>67537I am very pleased with how quickly the annexation of Michigan is proceeding. Continue annexing the rest of the state
[1d10000 = 4851]>>67538We are a changed Reich, my Midwestern friends! We are both of German ancestry, with deep German heritage. We are as brothers!
>>67537secure the new mexican furries and send them to the camps.
[1d10000 = 4264]>>67524dominic gibe N.A.P and you will not be harmed
>>67537I sadly have to turn in, so I will protect my land and my people by building an pillow fort around it.
[1d10000 = 5938]>I will also dig a deep hole and fill it with water and put a blanket over it so anyone who walks on it will fall into the hole