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Anonymous
U/Cue
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No.67439
67440 67441 75904
Who's up for a game of risk?

Since we're such a slow site, I figure we can us the dice system. Just roll a 1d9999 or 1d10000 if you'd like.
We'll start in 30 minute or when we have all our players, whatever happens first.
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Anonymous
U/Cue
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No.67643
67645 67646 67647
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As the Germans send their battle ships down the Mississippi, and Texas falls, the anti-furs destroy the supply line as Nebraska makes a small push
Z0Csy
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No.67644
[1d10000 = 1975]
Seriously?
The Fursecutors
q79gq
?
No.67645
>>67643
spear head into nebraska
[1d10000 = 6520]

New German Reich
devia
?
No.67646
>>67643
Continue as before. March to the Gulf, and liberate the Tennessee oil fields for the Reich! [1d10000 = 3691]

x5lxk
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No.67647
DbuMv6cVQAExWx2.jpg
[1d10000 = 7490]
>>67643
Looks like we'll have to do this the hard way. Even push west, with an emphasis on taking Utah. If outmatched attempt to hold the Nebraska Trenches at all costs.
Anonymous
U/Cue
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No.67648
67650 67652 67653
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For a second it looked like Nebraska would be overrun, but they made a daring comeback.
Meanwhile Dominic and New Germany focus on expanding their territory rather than participating in squabbles.
Noveland has increased it's IQ by five.
Z0Csy
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No.67649
67650
[1d10000 = 2141]
Finish taking Texas FFS, while opponents travel thousands of miles in a single turn cuz apparently you can do that
x5lxk
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No.67650
67651
[1d10000 = 5147]
>>67648
Again, even push west, with an emphasis on taking Utah. If outmatched attempt to hold the Nebraska Trenches at all costs.
>>67649
You have no bonuses and your rolls are not great. It is just the RNG (Random Number God) at work
Anonymous
Z0Csy
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No.67651
67654
>>67650
I thought we were playing Risk, not "high roll"
The Fursecutors
q79gq
?
No.67652
>>67648
push hard into nebraska
[1d10000 = 6526]

New German Reich
devia
?
No.67653
>>67648
Redirect our previous efforts with the Mississippi towards marching south, then west along the Gulf Coast. Continue liberating Tennessee as usual. [1d10000 = 6791]

Midwest Federation
x5lxk
?
No.67654
67656
>>67651
Risk is literally all dice rolls. Don't worry, once you take Texas you will get a 6+ bonus. That will put you on fighting terms with teal if/when he beats me.
Anonymous
U/Cue
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No.67655
67657 67658 67661
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Well thanks to RNG and bonuses, the war was at a standstill this turn.

And I think we'll pause here for the night. We can resume again tomorrow evening if everyone wishes, but here's the map as of now.
Z0Csy
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No.67656
67659
[1d10000 = 6660]
>>67654
Yes, but its not just one dice roll
TAKE FUCKING TEXAS GODDAMMIT
New German Reich
devia
?
No.67657
67661
>>67655
Sounds good to me. This was fun. Here's hoping we'll get to do more tomorrow.
The Fursecutors
q79gq
?
No.67658
67661
>>67655
sounds good to me, i had fun
Midwest Federation
x5lxk
?
No.67659
>>67656
You would have got 20 provinces with that roll lol.
Midwest Federation
x5lxk
?
No.67661
>>67655
>>67657
>>67658
That was fun. Nice playing with you all. Pleasant dreams and see you all tomorrow.

New German Reich
devia
?
No.67662
67663 67664 67665
Anyone else here waiting for round two of the map-painting simulator?
The Fursecutors
q79gq
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No.67663
>>67662
yea i am.
Anonymous
2XO2x
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No.67664
>>67662
I am game
Anonymous
U/Cue
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No.67665
67666
>>67662
>map-painting simulator
Kek

We'll start in about an hour if everyone else shows up.
New German Reich
devia
?
No.67666
>>67665
Noice.
Anonymous
U/Cue
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No.67667
67668 67669 67670 67672 67673
Well hoping Mr. Corn is here, everyone but Dominic needs to roll.
New German Reich
devia
?
No.67668
>>67667
Here's hoping.

The annexation and colonization of Tennessee and Louisiana is going according to plan. Let us continue our efforts! [1d10000 = 4961]

Anonymous
2XO2x
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No.67669
67676
>>67667
Rolling for domination of North Dakota
[1d10000 = 1916]

The Fursecutors
q79gq
?
No.67670
>>67667
Take washington from those dirty furfags!
[1d10000 = 4779]

Anonymous
Z0Csy
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No.67671
next.png
If overflow
Also, abandon those two territories outside Texas to aid in the push
The Fursecutors
q79gq
?
No.67672
>>67667
if i have any overflow put it into nebraska.
x5lxk
?
No.67673
pose_for_the_camera_by_a4r91n-dc9a8rs.png
[1d10000 = 8936]
>>67667
Just got here. Hold the line and push west. For the Fatherland!
Anonymous
U/Cue
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No.67674
67675 67677 67678 67679
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And that's everyone to get us started again!
New German Reich
devia
?
No.67675
>>67674
Same as before. Here's hoping we can expedite the annexation process. [1d10000 = 4852]

Midwest Federation
x5lxk
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No.67676
>>67669
Well met, leader of Noveland. As you may be aware, the Midwest Federation is in a bloody conflict with the The Fursecuters and soon the Dominic invasion. With Washington State, Teal will have a massive +8 advantage, and Red will have a +6 advantage. We only have a +2 advantage. We urgently request your support in this war, as soon both powers will be too great to stop. What is your answer?
Anonymous
2XO2x
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No.67677
>>67674
Drumroll (same procedure)
[1d10000 = 8842]

x5lxk
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No.67678
67680
[1d10000 = 3169]
>>67674
Confine pushing west and holding the Nebraska line.
The Fursecutors
q79gq
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No.67679
67682
>>67674
Destroy the dirty corn furs!
[1d10000 = 6874]

Midwest Federation
x5lxk
?
No.67680
iowa_american_battle_ship_by_mikeezen_d9vervp-pre.jpg
>>67678
>69
Whoo! Iowa shall have vengeance tonight!
Z0Csy
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No.67681
67683
next.png
[1d10000 = 5203]
Any overflow is to crush the reich on sight
Anonymous
B+R+y
?
No.67682
460839__safe_artist-colon-skoon_berry punch_berryshine_ask berry punch_ask_bipedal_clothes_costume_dialogue_earth.png
>>67679

New German Reich
devia
?
No.67683
67684
>>67681
We knew this day would come. You Dominic aggressors shall come to regret this decision.
Dominic
Z0Csy
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No.67684
>>67683
Don't fuck with Texas
Anonymous
U/Cue
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No.67685
67686 67687 67689 67690
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I'm not saying someone is sneaking cocaine into their corn, but damn did the soldiers move quick
Anonymous
2XO2x
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No.67686
67692
>>67685
>I'm not saying someone is sneaking cocaine into their corn
I blame World War I care packages

Hopefully my goods will arrive soon
[1d10000 = 2539]

The Fursecutors
q79gq
?
No.67687
>>67685
Cut them off! and if there is any overflow put it in california.
[1d10000 = 6346]

Z0Csy
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No.67688
[1d10000 = 3194]
"Bathe in the blood of the reich, until I can eat the heart of its leader!"
Progress into all the closest territories first, then toward the Mississippi
x5lxk
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No.67689
3_years_on_the_front.png
[1d10000 = 9509]
>>67685
Solidify the supply lines and make sure we still have at least one California province.

Corn, kartoffel, and trenches are the best.
New German Reich
devia
?
No.67690
577667__safe_artist-colon-niban-dash-destikim_maud pie_maud pie (episode)_anachronism_boots_clothes_germany_gun_helmet_hoof hold_kar98_pi.jpg
>>67685
So, it has come to this. Onwards, brothers! TO WAR!

Blitzkrieg the Dominic lines, push hard into Texas with all we have! We will be victorious! [1d10000 = 5827]

Anonymous
U/Cue
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No.67691
67692 67693 67695 67696
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So now I guess Noveland is the only one not at war, pulling a Switzerland I see...
The Fursecutors
q79gq
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No.67692
67703
>>67686
hey Noveland, i wont attack you, if you wont attack me.
>>67691
attack the weakest part of their line!
[1d10000 = 3360]

New German Reich
devia
?
No.67693
>>67691
Drive towards the heart of Texas. We shall shatter all resistance before us! [1d10000 = 603]