Who's up for a game of risk?
Since we're such a slow site, I figure we can us the dice system. Just roll a 1d9999 or 1d10000 if you'd like.
We'll start in 30 minute or when we have all our players, whatever happens first.
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[1d10000 = 9034]
Same plan, everything closest to Texas (of the reich) dies first.
Pillowfort is strong.
Pillowfort is big.
Pillowfort protect my people.[1d10000 = 8326]
[1d10000 = 3817]>>67691
Hold the line then continue the push into California.
I have no quarrel with you or your people, Novelanders. I would offer you an NAP. So long as you leave Sourthern Wisconsin uncolonized, I will let you have both of the Dakotas and Minnesota without any contention from me.
These wars seem to be at a standstill currently. Oh well, at least it's more entertaining for me.
[1d10000 = 8623]
Continue the press
"I want his head on a pike!"
We shall not falter! Push into Texas, men! [1d10000 = 967]
[1d10000 = 3907]>>67698
Push into California! Split these fanatics into half!
As long as my dices don't forces me to teach people reading I will not invade.>>67697
I feel a bit sorry for Midwest (even though he got that 69), but for now agreed. I also want New German Reich IRL.
But at some point I will have to spread knowledge to all corners of Freedomland.>>67698
Forward [1d10000 = 4276]
Man, the Texas/Louisiana border is pretty contested tonight.
Nevada can't decide who they like more, and South Dakota is starting with Dr. Seuss.
I understand, but for today, let us celebrate peace in the north.
Finish the push into the Texan heartland, and form a spearhead from which to stage further advances. [1d10000 = 3138]
[1d10000 = 1972]
Continue the press against adjacent armies, pressing through them toward the Mississippi
"Starlight Glimmer is best pone!"
Checking if I get nicer rolls with images[1d10000 = 1324]
[1d10000 = 7990]>>67704
West! West! Defend all held land, then push west!
Reform the supply line between the Louisiana territories and the regions in Texas we have taken. [1d10000 = 8496]
You keep getting nice rolls. It is the gold rush all over again.>>67711
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooollll[1d10000 = 8629]
[1d10000 = 4591]>>67711
Retake Nevada then strengthen California.>>67714>You keep getting nice rolls. It is the gold rush all over again.
Hope it continues lol. I feel like there is another shoe about to drop for some reason, this is going too well.
And there's the other shoe.
Alright... I'm gonna have to pause for a minute
And as the fight of "no u" continues, the fursecutors actually gain some ground back.
Push south along the Texan coast. [1d10000 = 7222]
"Our people long for the day when the Dominic menace is no more."
Upon reflection, I forgot Noveland's roll.
Sorry bout that.
[1d10000 = 8029]>>67726
Retake lost ground at once!
RNGesus loves the trips, today.
It is okay, as a teacher once said to someone on a bus one time "we live and learn".[1d10000 = 845]
Trips are appearing everywhere for some reason....
Meh, I'm sure we can find a way to blame the mods.
[1d10000 = 9734]>>67737
Continue to attempt to retake lost ground.
I am very pleased with our gains. We have broken free, if only temporarily, from the trenches of Louisiana. Now, we shall continue our push, towards the Mexican border. [1d10000 = 6092]
Both wars have entered into a stalemate yet again.
Oh well, back to the trenches we go.
Dominic swears fealty to Fursecution, I'm done with this
Well, somewhat of a stalemate, I should say.
Should we roll again or wait till it is painted?>preemtive roll since everyone else is rolling (assuming I haven't lost track of where we are)[1d10000 = 7725]
Not really. That +6 he has over me is going to kill me. That is why it is imperative >>67745
picks a side soon, or teal will grow too strong for anyone.
I'd prefer it if I had time to paint the map>>67743
Well, uh, that would make Dominic neutral territory now.
It's interesting how this game's version of Switzerland has become the key to victory for both sides.
Let me know when you want me to roll again
You can roll now, we're caught up
Continue the march south to the border, then spearhead into the heart of Texas. [1d10000 = 10000]
Okay, what the actual fuck?
A couple of 420 rolls and the playing fields will be evened out>>67750[1d10000 = 5963]
Yeah, I'm blaming the mods...
Fuck it. Push into CA while we still can!
I'd ask for bonus territories or something, but I'm honestly too shocked I rolled a perfect 10,000.
It is just the works of German PERFECTION!
cut them off and clean up.[1d10000 = 5722]
With the Dominic menace dealt with, we now have some breathing room. Now, we shall split our focus between restoring order to the Texas side of the Texas-Louisiana border, and finishing the liberation of Tennessee. [1d10000 = 7359]
I wonder how big a 10k dice would be to be usable and be stable once it comes to rest[1d10000 = 3848]
[1d10000 = 3461]>>67767
Negate all advances and secure CA
And California has returned to the fursescutor flag.
>last roll of the night for me, hopefully it is a good one, but I feel that no roll will be able to measure up to the perfect one
[1d10000 = 4355]
[1d10000 = 7801]>>67772
Hold Nebraska and push back!
Tennessee and Louisiana will be ours, soon enough. [1d10000 = 1744]
Well isn't that just swell...
Well quads appear to be broken...
We never know when they'll return. While we wait for them, I shall continue liberating the lost territories of Tennessee and Louisiana. [1d10000 = 4943]
finish cleaning up colorado, then hold the border.[1d10000 = 8742]
[1d10000 = 5724]>>67788
Push into Colorado at an even spread.
One last, lonely county in the south of Louisiana to go, then we should finish off the annexation of Tennessee, as it is rightful New German clay. [1d10000 = 9732]
continue pushing into nebraska[1d10000 = 6142]
And the Colorado front continues to stay at an almost standstill. All the smoke from the weed makes it hard to see.
Continue the annexation of Tennessee. Should there be leftover claims, push out east from Louisiana towards Florida. [1d10000 = 1928]
I'm still waiting for that 420
With the Dominic territories having fallen into anarchy and the Midwest War in stalemate, things seem almost quiet.
I know... We need some fringe group to rise up in Maine...
Calling anyone who wants a fringe group
There is indeed plenty of free space in the Northeast for a new player to get started, if we can entice one to the game.
Florida is ripe for annexation/colonization. [1d10000 = 7405]
So teal appears to be gaining some ground.
[1d10000 = 8823]>>67811>So teal appears to be gaining some ground.
It is expected. Only black can challenge him now. The fact I am still here is luck.
Also yet again.
Word is spreading throughout Florida about our benevolent rulership. One day they shall all be Germans as we are. [1d10000 = 9896]
Uh oh... Corn isn't saving you now.
[1d10000 = 9941]>>67815
Going to keep trying until Nebraska is lost. That way I can at least say I tried.
The people of Tampa welcome us into Southern Florida! [1d10000 = 7868]
Finish up in Florida, then move up along the Texas-Mexico border. [1d10000 = 5190]
And the Reich is becoming a force to be feared.
>>67823What's with the one random Fursecutor country in Iowa?
Begin the restoration of order to the Texan territories. [1d10000 = 7525]
UNLEASH THE CRUZ MISSLES![1d10000 = 3944]
[1d10000 = 4369]>>67823
What the fuck did you do to my Iowa?
The Midwestern Fury has been unleased.
Also, I think you missed a county in Florida, where Key West is.
I have no idea what happened tbh
[1d10000 = 8461]>>67829
Never lay a hand on my Iowa! Charge!
Let's liberate El Paso (the Western-most county in Texas) first, then continue north to the border with Oklahoma. [1d10000 = 969]
Everything is going according to plan. Now head south into Central Texas. [1d10000 = 767]
[1d10000 = 7952]>>67833
Push into Colorado, once more with feeling.
Hmmm, this war is almost getting boring.
Go Go Go!
[1d10000 = 3149]
Continue the liberation of Texas. [1d10000 = 6667]
[1d10000 = 9666]>>67837
Don't have much of a choice. There is no exit strategy now.
Satan has apparently blessed the Midwest Federation.
Now that Satan has intervened....
[1d10000 = 6725]>>67846
I was expecting more than that.
Same as usual.
I'm honestly kind of shocked at the luck that the Midwest Federation has. I'm almost a bit jealous.
Oh well, Texas is almost German. Soon it shall be completely so. [1d10000 = 4007]
That +8 the Fursecutors have, plus their high rolls, has helped them cut most of these massive gains in half.
Oh look, both got 12. Now we have a real standstill.
Look at the board good sir, and the bonuses most importantly. I think it will be time to call for a truce soon. What do you say?
This, was a costly war. i accept.
Once, maybe twice more, and Texas will be fully liberated! [1d10000 = 8559]
As peace is made, Texas is now German.
Peace. It is rather refreshing. Let's begin to fortify the border, starting with Arkansas. [1d10000 = 8381]
Are you thinking what I am thinking?
[1d10000 = 4540]>>67858
Work on securing Kansas>>67861>hmmmmmmmmmmm
Think about it. I only have one more roll left in me for tonight.
So it sounds like this may be where we stop for the night, let's see what these last rolls hold.
Continue the liberation of Arkansas. [1d10000 = 7410]
Well then I guess that's a rap for the night. I may not be able to do tomorrow, but Sunday should work.
Will check in both days. Until then.
Sounds good to me. I wonder what will happen next to these up-and-coming powers.
the powder keg doesn't disappoint
I deserve my NAP violated, cause I fogot all about this until I saw the map on my computer...
If anyone shows up I'd e happy to continue.
Sure I'm up for it. But we should probably get more players in first.
Can the nation of Dominic rise up as a band of sleeper-cells, who had infiltrated the population intent on lying dormant?
K. If everyone shows, play on without me (6 hour flight leaves in 1/2 hour)
F for my sanity when I start this back tonight
Could you give a more generalized timeframe?
Roll call time. If we have the original guys we'll pick up where we stopped, if not a new game will start.
Does this mean Dominic can start an uncontested uprising?
>>76333>Trips>no one else
Dominic wins uncontested GG
And here I thought strategy was the key to victory