Who's up for a game of risk?
Since we're such a slow site, I figure we can us the dice system. Just roll a 1d9999 or 1d10000 if you'd like.
We'll start in 30 minute or when we have all our players, whatever happens first.
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[1d10000 = 9034]
Same plan, everything closest to Texas (of the reich) dies first.
>>67691Pillowfort is strong.
Pillowfort is big.
Pillowfort protect my people.
[1d10000 = 8326] [1d10000 = 3817]>>67691Hold the line then continue the push into California.
>>67695I have no quarrel with you or your people, Novelanders. I would offer you an NAP. So long as you leave Sourthern Wisconsin uncolonized, I will let you have both of the Dakotas and Minnesota without any contention from me.
These wars seem to be at a standstill currently. Oh well, at least it's more entertaining for me.
[1d10000 = 8623]
Continue the press
"I want his head on a pike!"
>>67698We shall not falter! Push into Texas, men!
[1d10000 = 967] [1d10000 = 3907]>>67698Push into California! Split these fanatics into half!
>>67692As long as my dices don't forces me to teach people reading I will not invade.
>>67697I feel a bit sorry for Midwest (even though he got that 69), but for now agreed. I also want New German Reich IRL.
But at some point I will have to spread knowledge to all corners of Freedomland.
>>67698Forward
[1d10000 = 4276] Man, the Texas/Louisiana border is pretty contested tonight.
Nevada can't decide who they like more, and South Dakota is starting with Dr. Seuss.
>>67703I understand, but for today, let us celebrate peace in the north.
>>67704Finish the push into the Texan heartland, and form a spearhead from which to stage further advances.
[1d10000 = 3138] [1d10000 = 1972]
Continue the press against adjacent armies, pressing through them toward the Mississippi
"Starlight Glimmer is best pone!"
>>67704Checking if I get nicer rolls with images
[1d10000 = 1324] [1d10000 = 7990]>>67704West! West! Defend all held land, then push west!
>>67711Reform the supply line between the Louisiana territories and the regions in Texas we have taken.
[1d10000 = 8496] >>67709You keep getting nice rolls. It is the gold rush all over again.
>>67711Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooollll
[1d10000 = 8629] [1d10000 = 4591]>>67711Retake Nevada then strengthen California.
>>67714>You keep getting nice rolls. It is the gold rush all over again.Hope it continues lol.
I feel like there is another shoe about to drop for some reason, this is going too well. >>67715>>67716And there's the other shoe.
Alright... I'm gonna have to pause for a minute
And as the fight of "no u" continues, the fursecutors actually gain some ground back.
>>67726Push south along the Texan coast.
[1d10000 = 7222]"Our people long for the day when the Dominic menace is no more."
Upon reflection, I forgot Noveland's roll.
Sorry bout that.
[1d10000 = 8029]>>67726Retake lost ground at once!
>>67730RNGesus loves the trips, today.
>>67731It is okay, as a teacher once said to someone on a bus one time "we live and learn".
[1d10000 = 845] Trips are appearing everywhere for some reason....
Meh, I'm sure we can find a way to blame the mods.
[1d10000 = 9734]>>67737Continue to attempt to retake lost ground.
>>67737I am very pleased with our gains. We have broken free, if only temporarily, from the trenches of Louisiana. Now, we shall continue our push, towards the Mexican border.
[1d10000 = 6092] >>67738>>67739>>67740>>67741Both wars have entered into a stalemate yet again.
Oh well, back to the trenches we go.
Dominic swears fealty to Fursecution, I'm done with this
>>67742Well, somewhat of a stalemate, I should say.
>>67737Should we roll again or wait till it is painted?
>preemtive roll since everyone else is rolling (assuming I haven't lost track of where we are)[1d10000 = 7725] >>67742Not really. That +6 he has over me is going to kill me. That is why it is imperative
>>67745 picks a side soon, or teal will grow too strong for anyone.
>>67745I'd prefer it if I had time to paint the map
>>67743Well, uh, that would make Dominic neutral territory now.
>>67746It's interesting how this game's version of Switzerland has become the key to victory for both sides.
>>67747Let me know when you want me to roll again
>>67749You can roll now, we're caught up
>>67747Continue the march south to the border, then spearhead into the heart of Texas.
[1d10000 = 10000] >>67751Okay, what the actual fuck?
>>67746A couple of 420 rolls and the playing fields will be evened out
>>67750[1d10000 = 5963] >>67751Yeah, I'm blaming the mods...
>>67747>Nebraska Fuck it. Push into CA while we still can!
>>67751>>67754I'd ask for bonus territories or something, but I'm honestly too shocked I rolled a perfect 10,000.
>>67759It is just the works of German PERFECTION!
>>67747cut them off and clean up.
[1d10000 = 5722] >>67762Indeed.
With the Dominic menace dealt with, we now have some breathing room. Now, we shall split our focus between restoring order to the Texas side of the Texas-Louisiana border, and finishing the liberation of Tennessee.
[1d10000 = 7359] >>67767I wonder how big a 10k dice would be to be usable and be stable once it comes to rest
[1d10000 = 3848] [1d10000 = 3461]>>67767Negate all advances and secure CA
And California has returned to the fursescutor flag.
>last roll of the night for me, hopefully it is a good one, but I feel that no roll will be able to measure up to the perfect one
[1d10000 = 4355]
[1d10000 = 7801]>>67772Hold Nebraska and push back!
>>67782Tennessee and Louisiana will be ours, soon enough.
[1d10000 = 1744] >>67783Well isn't that just swell...
Well quads appear to be broken...
>>67788We never know when they'll return. While we wait for them, I shall continue liberating the lost territories of Tennessee and Louisiana.
[1d10000 = 4943] >>67788finish cleaning up colorado, then hold the border.
[1d10000 = 8742] [1d10000 = 5724]>>67788Push into Colorado at an even spread.
>>67792One last, lonely county in the south of Louisiana to go, then we should finish off the annexation of Tennessee, as it is rightful New German clay.
[1d10000 = 9732] >>67792continue pushing into nebraska
[1d10000 = 6142] And the Colorado front continues to stay at an almost standstill. All the smoke from the weed makes it hard to see.
>>67796Continue the annexation of Tennessee. Should there be leftover claims, push out east from Louisiana towards Florida.
[1d10000 = 1928] I'm still waiting for that 420
With the Dominic territories having fallen into anarchy and the Midwest War in stalemate, things seem almost quiet.
>>67803I know... We need some fringe group to rise up in Maine...
Calling anyone who wants a fringe group
>>67804There is indeed plenty of free space in the Northeast for a new player to get started, if we can entice one to the game.
>>67806Florida is ripe for annexation/colonization.
[1d10000 = 7405] So teal appears to be gaining some ground.
[1d10000 = 8823]>>67811>So teal appears to be gaining some ground.It is expected. Only black can challenge him now. The fact I am still here is luck.
Also yet again.
>>67811Word is spreading throughout Florida about our benevolent rulership. One day they shall all be Germans as we are.
[1d10000 = 9896] Uh oh... Corn isn't saving you now.
[1d10000 = 9941]>>67815Going to keep trying until Nebraska is lost. That way I can at least say I tried.
Attack.
>>67815The people of Tampa welcome us into Southern Florida!
[1d10000 = 7868] >>67819Finish up in Florida, then move up along the Texas-Mexico border.
[1d10000 = 5190] And the Reich is becoming a force to be feared.
>>67823What's with the one random Fursecutor country in Iowa?Begin the restoration of order to the Texan territories.
[1d10000 = 7525] >>67823UNLEASH THE CRUZ MISSLES!
[1d10000 = 3944] [1d10000 = 4369]>>67823What the fuck did you do to my Iowa?
>>67826>69The Midwestern Fury has been unleased.
>>67823Also, I think you missed a county in Florida, where Key West is.
>>67824>>67826I have no idea what happened tbh
[1d10000 = 8461]>>67829Never lay a hand on my Iowa! Charge!
>>67829Let's liberate El Paso (the Western-most county in Texas) first, then continue north to the border with Oklahoma.
[1d10000 = 969] >>67833Everything is going according to plan. Now head south into Central Texas.
[1d10000 = 767] [1d10000 = 7952]>>67833Push into Colorado, once more with feeling.
Hmmm, this war is almost getting boring.
Go Go Go!
[1d10000 = 3149]
>>67837Almost.
Continue the liberation of Texas.
[1d10000 = 6667] [1d10000 = 9666]>>67837Don't have much of a choice. There is no exit strategy now.
>>67842Satan has apparently blessed the Midwest Federation.
Hmm...
Now that Satan has intervened....
[1d10000 = 6725]>>67846I was expecting more than that.
Same as usual.
>>67846I'm honestly kind of shocked at the luck that the Midwest Federation has. I'm almost a bit jealous.
Oh well, Texas is almost German. Soon it shall be completely so.
[1d10000 = 4007] >>67847That +8 the Fursecutors have, plus their high rolls, has helped them cut most of these massive gains in half.
Oh look, both got 12. Now we have a real standstill.
>>67845>>67851Look at the board good sir, and the bonuses most importantly. I think it will be time to call for a truce soon. What do you say?
>>67853This, was a costly war. i accept.
>>67852Once, maybe twice more, and Texas will be fully liberated!
[1d10000 = 8559] As peace is made, Texas is now German.
>>67858Peace. It is rather refreshing. Let's begin to fortify the border, starting with Arkansas.
[1d10000 = 8381] >>67856Are you thinking what I am thinking?
[1d10000 = 4540]>>67858Work on securing Kansas
>>67861>hmmmmmmmmmmmThink about it. I only have one more roll left in me for tonight.
So it sounds like this may be where we stop for the night, let's see what these last rolls hold.
>>67865Continue the liberation of Arkansas.
[1d10000 = 7410] Well then I guess that's a rap for the night. I may not be able to do tomorrow, but Sunday should work.
>>67870Will check in both days. Until then.
>>67870Sounds good to me. I wonder what will happen next to these up-and-coming powers.
>>67870the powder keg doesn't disappoint
>>67890I deserve my NAP violated, cause I fogot all about this until I saw the map on my computer...
So... Yeah...
If anyone shows up I'd e happy to continue.
>>67927Sure I'm up for it. But we should probably get more players in first.
Can the nation of Dominic rise up as a band of sleeper-cells, who had infiltrated the population intent on lying dormant?
>>67930K. If everyone shows, play on without me (6 hour flight leaves in 1/2 hour)
>>68080>>67930REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>75904F for my sanity when I start this back tonight
>>76108Could you give a more generalized timeframe?
Roll call time. If we have the original guys we'll pick up where we stopped, if not a new game will start.
>>76313Does this mean Dominic can start an uncontested uprising?
>>76333>Trips>no one elseDominic wins uncontested GG
>>76337And here I thought strategy was the key to victory