Who's up for a game of risk?
Since we're such a slow site, I figure we can us the dice system. Just roll a 1d9999 or 1d10000 if you'd like.
We'll start in 30 minute or when we have all our players, whatever happens first.
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>>67442
First everyone will need to choose their color, and pick a name.
Once everyone has told me where they wanna start, we'll start in order of color (Grey, teal, purple, etc...).
The dice will correspond to the traditional post numbers, and values are in the bottom right corner. And you just choose which territories you want.
First everyone will need to choose their color, and pick a name.
Once everyone has told me where they wanna start, we'll start in order of color (Grey, teal, purple, etc...).
The dice will correspond to the traditional post numbers, and values are in the bottom right corner. And you just choose which territories you want.
>>67443
I suppose I'll just ask questions about the mechanics when they come up.
Name: New German Reich
Color: Dark
I suppose I'll just ask questions about the mechanics when they come up.
Name: New German Reich
Color: Dark
If I join will I be able to do much if I am heading towards sleep soon and brain not function fully.
>>67450
That's okay, we'll still let you join.
Though I think I'll go ahead and delay another 30 minutes to let anyone else show up.
That's okay, we'll still let you join.
Though I think I'll go ahead and delay another 30 minutes to let anyone else show up.
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>>67452
Joy.
Name: Noveland
Color: Purple
Start: Center-top (unless it is claimed because I suck at US geography)
Joy.
Name: Noveland
Color: Purple
Start: Center-top (unless it is claimed because I suck at US geography)
How often will this run? I can be her often, but player attrition usually kills these games.
Alright, that's 30 minutes.
And so we begin with four fringe groups rising up in their respective areas. When everyone is ready just roll and let me know what general direction (NWSE) you wish to expand.
If anyone else wishes to join just let me know.
And so we begin with four fringe groups rising up in their respective areas. When everyone is ready just roll and let me know what general direction (NWSE) you wish to expand.
If anyone else wishes to join just let me know.
>>67473
Try Dice [1d10000 = 1368]
Try Dice [1d10000 = 1368]
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north
[1d10000 = 8854]
[1d10000 = 8854]
>>67484
You can also write dice rolls in the message (1d10000) switch ( ) with [ ]
You can also write dice rolls in the message (1d10000) switch ( ) with [ ]
Montana has gained a little more knowledge, Iowa is being invaded by anime battleship-grils, California's streets are running red with furry blood, Indiana is starting Panzer production, and everyone is changing their name to Dominic in Texas....
>>67488 (checked)
Let's move northeast to cut Michigan off from the rest of the map. [1d10000 = 3724]
Let's move northeast to cut Michigan off from the rest of the map. [1d10000 = 3724]
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So Nevada has been cleansed, Montana's IQ is rising, Iowa's corn now belongs to anime, Texas is falling quick, and Michigan is slightly worried by the wall being built on it's border.
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>>67502
Lets make readers out of them, and may it spill over into the other territories.
[1d10000 = 5838]
Lets make readers out of them, and may it spill over into the other territories.
[1d10000 = 5838]
Well here's where we stand.
Excuse me while I think of more witty comments.
Excuse me while I think of more witty comments.
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I meant this one
I'll use screenshots next time
"It's fine" -CoIC
I'll use screenshots next time
"It's fine" -CoIC
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>>67510
WE WILL RECLAIM THESE OLD MICHIGAN CENTERS OF INDUSTRY IN THE NAME OF THE NEW FATHERLAND! [1d10000 = 5229]
WE WILL RECLAIM THESE OLD MICHIGAN CENTERS OF INDUSTRY IN THE NAME OF THE NEW FATHERLAND! [1d10000 = 5229]
[1d10000 = 5913]
Continue west toward the West edge, then back along the coast to the south and east.
Continue west toward the West edge, then back along the coast to the south and east.
Detroit has been swiftly dealt with, Knowledge is overflowing, the corn harvest is plentiful, fur-fags are shot on sight, and Texas is turning non-dominics into a minority.
And we've barely started!
BTW NAPs are allowed. I'm an AnCap afterall
And we've barely started!
BTW NAPs are allowed. I'm an AnCap afterall
[1d10000 = 6130]
>>67519
>NAPs
We know, but first Iowa must be secured and the liberation of Chicago must occur.
>>67519
>NAPs
We know, but first Iowa must be secured and the liberation of Chicago must occur.
>>67519
Since the compass is a bit broken and I am in unknown territory I'll keep moving the same way even though I think I read somewhere that the sun should rise in the east and not in the west. But the damn indians hit me on the head and stole my almanac so I am not sure anymore.
>keep moving the direction you sent me (westward)
[1d10000 = 2670]
Since the compass is a bit broken and I am in unknown territory I'll keep moving the same way even though I think I read somewhere that the sun should rise in the east and not in the west. But the damn indians hit me on the head and stole my almanac so I am not sure anymore.
>keep moving the direction you sent me (westward)
[1d10000 = 2670]
[1d10000 = 5542]
"Reign Dominic upon the heathens!"
"Reign Dominic upon the heathens!"
And the first bonus state has been taken over!
Well, unless you count corn or cows as a real bonus in Iowa or Montana's case.
Well, unless you count corn or cows as a real bonus in Iowa or Montana's case.
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>>67529
Oh shit, trips. If there's leftover territories to claim, cross over the Straits of Mackinac and begin the annexation of the Michigan Panhandle.
Oh shit, trips. If there's leftover territories to claim, cross over the Straits of Mackinac and begin the annexation of the Michigan Panhandle.
>69
>trips
Give me a minute lads
>trips
Give me a minute lads
>>67525
I lock a billion monkeys in a room with a typewriter to create literal art. And the outcome is...
[1d10000 = 543]
>The land I am upon, that land is my land. Take it
I lock a billion monkeys in a room with a typewriter to create literal art. And the outcome is...
[1d10000 = 543]
>The land I am upon, that land is my land. Take it
Well, those where some large numbers.
[1d10000 = 6217]
>>67537
Continue welcoming Nebraska into the Federation. Then move southeast in Illinois.
>>67537
Continue welcoming Nebraska into the Federation. Then move southeast in Illinois.
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>>67537
I sadly have to turn in, so I will protect my land and my people by building an pillow fort around it.
[1d10000 = 5938]
>I will also dig a deep hole and fill it with water and put a blanket over it so anyone who walks on it will fall into the hole
I sadly have to turn in, so I will protect my land and my people by building an pillow fort around it.
[1d10000 = 5938]
>I will also dig a deep hole and fill it with water and put a blanket over it so anyone who walks on it will fall into the hole
>>67544
Finish Michigan off, then use its factories to help in consolidating Northern Indiana. [1d10000 = 3425]
Finish Michigan off, then use its factories to help in consolidating Northern Indiana. [1d10000 = 3425]
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Hold on a sec
What's this shit?
What's this shit?
>>67544
aneex the dude weed lmao furfags(colorado)
The Grand Leader has selected a national anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrmUh3kJzX0&list=LL59FdoHubf1a06CXr9MkMNQ&index=57&t=0s
aneex the dude weed lmao furfags(colorado)
The Grand Leader has selected a national anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrmUh3kJzX0&list=LL59FdoHubf1a06CXr9MkMNQ&index=57&t=0s
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>>67566
I barely know any of them, though I think we covered them briefly. All I remember are the important and funny ones like Andrew Jackson.
I barely know any of them, though I think we covered them briefly. All I remember are the important and funny ones like Andrew Jackson.
[1d10000 = 6584]
The lines are not specific, I mean take those territories along the Texas border
The lines are not specific, I mean take those territories along the Texas border
>>67568
Andrew Jackson is one of the presidents I would put into the running for "Greatest Presidents of All Time".
Andrew Jackson is one of the presidents I would put into the running for "Greatest Presidents of All Time".
>>67567
>Unless our Midwestern friends object annex the northern half of Wisconsin as a buffer zone. They may have the southern half for their own.
Take Wisconsin if you wish, just leave a minor buffer there. (No bonus for it anyway). I Plan to move south soon to retake Texas. I plan to push through Illinois first, just a heads up.
>Unless our Midwestern friends object annex the northern half of Wisconsin as a buffer zone. They may have the southern half for their own.
Take Wisconsin if you wish, just leave a minor buffer there. (No bonus for it anyway). I Plan to move south soon to retake Texas. I plan to push through Illinois first, just a heads up.
>>67563
That's the spirit!
>>67565
Kansas isn't quite keen on sharing a boarder with you... Yet
>>67564
Colorado seems to be too high to notice you.
>>67567
You encounter a lot of people wearing cheese on their heads.
>>67568
Andrew Jackson is great
>>67569
The Dominics continue eating the Texas-shaped cream-filled chocolates.
That's the spirit!
>>67565
Kansas isn't quite keen on sharing a boarder with you... Yet
>>67564
Colorado seems to be too high to notice you.
>>67567
You encounter a lot of people wearing cheese on their heads.
>>67568
Andrew Jackson is great
>>67569
The Dominics continue eating the Texas-shaped cream-filled chocolates.
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And shit continues happening, but who's shit will happen the quickest?
>>67582
We've become rather fond of Wisconsin cheese. Let us have more of it, but be mindful of our border with Illinois. [1d10000 = 9797]
We've become rather fond of Wisconsin cheese. Let us have more of it, but be mindful of our border with Illinois. [1d10000 = 9797]
[1d10000 = 9695]
"For Dominic!"
*whispered muttering in ear*"
"That's because it would be too complicated to explain!"
"For Dominic!"
*whispered muttering in ear*"
"That's because it would be too complicated to explain!"
>>67582
This is my true last of the day. Time is 3:45am and I really should try to get some sleep. I have to sleep without a pillow now because since my land has grown it is now needed in my pillow fortification of my land to protect from Mongolian hoards and the like.
[1d10000 = 5185]
<- Take North Dakota
This is my true last of the day. Time is 3:45am and I really should try to get some sleep. I have to sleep without a pillow now because since my land has grown it is now needed in my pillow fortification of my land to protect from Mongolian hoards and the like.
[1d10000 = 5185]
<- Take North Dakota
[1d10000 = 9895]
>>67582
>but who's shit will happen the quickest?
Ours! The Midwest will control the Mississippi and have a true port city.
Nebraska then IL
>>67582
>but who's shit will happen the quickest?
Ours! The Midwest will control the Mississippi and have a true port city.
Nebraska then IL
>>67589
I'm perfectly fine with continuing, myself.
We've had our fill of cheese for a while. It's time to consolidate Indiana for the Reich. [1d10000 = 361]
I'm perfectly fine with continuing, myself.
We've had our fill of cheese for a while. It's time to consolidate Indiana for the Reich. [1d10000 = 361]
And while Noveland focuses on increasing it's IQ by a couple points, the others focus on turning the map their own color.
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>>67597
>As Noveland has gone inward, I feel we should decide what the eventual fate of the unclaimed territories to their east should be, as we're the only other countries that can access these regions.
I head south, and you head south. Either Teal Beats Red, Red Beats Teal, or otherwise I come under attack. Like it or not I am your buffer. Unless you position yourself to aid in my defense, you will face powerful foes alone.
>As Noveland has gone inward, I feel we should decide what the eventual fate of the unclaimed territories to their east should be, as we're the only other countries that can access these regions.
I head south, and you head south. Either Teal Beats Red, Red Beats Teal, or otherwise I come under attack. Like it or not I am your buffer. Unless you position yourself to aid in my defense, you will face powerful foes alone.
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>>67600
>I head south, and you head south. Either Teal Beats Red, Red Beats Teal, or otherwise I come under attack. Like it or not I am your buffer. Unless you position yourself to aid in my defense, you will face powerful foes alone.
I have thought about this. Perhaps it would be best for me to head south along the eastern bank of the Mississippi after I take Indiana. At least that would give me purchase to help draw the Dominics' attention away from you and towards me.
>I head south, and you head south. Either Teal Beats Red, Red Beats Teal, or otherwise I come under attack. Like it or not I am your buffer. Unless you position yourself to aid in my defense, you will face powerful foes alone.
I have thought about this. Perhaps it would be best for me to head south along the eastern bank of the Mississippi after I take Indiana. At least that would give me purchase to help draw the Dominics' attention away from you and towards me.
Here we go, and it looks like the strategy is getting real.
And thus the wheels of US domination continue turning...
>>67614
That roll, though.
I think I will have leftover claims after that roll. In that case, push south into Western Kentucky after Indiana is finished.
That roll, though.
I think I will have leftover claims after that roll. In that case, push south into Western Kentucky after Indiana is finished.
And Corn land is continuing south through Kansas, Fur-slayers are going north, Dominic is continuing to rampage through Texas, and India is now German.
[1d10000 = 8707]
Hoping for a roll that doesn't fraternize with rolls of the same gender,....
Hoping for a roll that doesn't fraternize with rolls of the same gender,....
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[1d10000 = 1610]
>>67617
The Midwest is ours via divine right! I formally declare war on The Fursecutors. Attack Colorado! Paner Vor!
>>67617
The Midwest is ours via divine right! I formally declare war on The Fursecutors. Attack Colorado! Paner Vor!
And someone finally declared war!
This should end well...
This should end well...
>>67625
Push further south into Tennessee along the eastern bank of the Ohio and Mississippi. [1d10000 = 9722]
Push further south into Tennessee along the eastern bank of the Ohio and Mississippi. [1d10000 = 9722]
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So the cornhuskers attacked and the stoners countered. This will be quite nice.
>>67632
(OCD: ACTIVATED) Take the four western-most counties of Kentucky first, then continue the march south through Tennessee along the river. [1d10000 = 4908]
(OCD: ACTIVATED) Take the four western-most counties of Kentucky first, then continue the march south through Tennessee along the river. [1d10000 = 4908]
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[1d10000 = 6746]
>>67632
Attempt to do pic related and maintain the path at all costs. Kansas and all non essential land is is expendable.
>>67632
Attempt to do pic related and maintain the path at all costs. Kansas and all non essential land is is expendable.
Uh oh, Fursecutors have lost the California bonus, but have some of the huskers surrounded.
>>67637
Split our expansion efforts between annexing the rest of Tennessee and marching south along the Mississippi. [1d10000 = 1639]
Split our expansion efforts between annexing the rest of Tennessee and marching south along the Mississippi. [1d10000 = 1639]
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