Who's up for a game of risk?
Since we're such a slow site, I figure we can us the dice system. Just roll a 1d9999 or 1d10000 if you'd like.
We'll start in 30 minute or when we have all our players, whatever happens first.
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As the Germans send their battle ships down the Mississippi, and Texas falls, the anti-furs destroy the supply line as Nebraska makes a small push
>>67643
Continue as before. March to the Gulf, and liberate the Tennessee oil fields for the Reich! [1d10000 = 3691]
Continue as before. March to the Gulf, and liberate the Tennessee oil fields for the Reich! [1d10000 = 3691]
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[1d10000 = 7490]
>>67643
Looks like we'll have to do this the hard way. Even push west, with an emphasis on taking Utah. If outmatched attempt to hold the Nebraska Trenches at all costs.
>>67643
Looks like we'll have to do this the hard way. Even push west, with an emphasis on taking Utah. If outmatched attempt to hold the Nebraska Trenches at all costs.
For a second it looked like Nebraska would be overrun, but they made a daring comeback.
Meanwhile Dominic and New Germany focus on expanding their territory rather than participating in squabbles.
Noveland has increased it's IQ by five.
Meanwhile Dominic and New Germany focus on expanding their territory rather than participating in squabbles.
Noveland has increased it's IQ by five.
[1d10000 = 2141]
Finish taking Texas FFS, while opponents travel thousands of miles in a single turn cuz apparently you can do that
Finish taking Texas FFS, while opponents travel thousands of miles in a single turn cuz apparently you can do that
>>67648
Redirect our previous efforts with the Mississippi towards marching south, then west along the Gulf Coast. Continue liberating Tennessee as usual. [1d10000 = 6791]
Redirect our previous efforts with the Mississippi towards marching south, then west along the Gulf Coast. Continue liberating Tennessee as usual. [1d10000 = 6791]
>>67651
Risk is literally all dice rolls. Don't worry, once you take Texas you will get a 6+ bonus. That will put you on fighting terms with teal if/when he beats me.
Risk is literally all dice rolls. Don't worry, once you take Texas you will get a 6+ bonus. That will put you on fighting terms with teal if/when he beats me.
Well thanks to RNG and bonuses, the war was at a standstill this turn.
And I think we'll pause here for the night. We can resume again tomorrow evening if everyone wishes, but here's the map as of now.
And I think we'll pause here for the night. We can resume again tomorrow evening if everyone wishes, but here's the map as of now.
Anyone else here waiting for round two of the map-painting simulator?
Well hoping Mr. Corn is here, everyone but Dominic needs to roll.
>>67667
Here's hoping.
The annexation and colonization of Tennessee and Louisiana is going according to plan. Let us continue our efforts! [1d10000 = 4961]
Here's hoping.
The annexation and colonization of Tennessee and Louisiana is going according to plan. Let us continue our efforts! [1d10000 = 4961]
If overflow
Also, abandon those two territories outside Texas to aid in the push
Also, abandon those two territories outside Texas to aid in the push
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And that's everyone to get us started again!
>>67669
Well met, leader of Noveland. As you may be aware, the Midwest Federation is in a bloody conflict with the The Fursecuters and soon the Dominic invasion. With Washington State, Teal will have a massive +8 advantage, and Red will have a +6 advantage. We only have a +2 advantage. We urgently request your support in this war, as soon both powers will be too great to stop. What is your answer?
Well met, leader of Noveland. As you may be aware, the Midwest Federation is in a bloody conflict with the The Fursecuters and soon the Dominic invasion. With Washington State, Teal will have a massive +8 advantage, and Red will have a +6 advantage. We only have a +2 advantage. We urgently request your support in this war, as soon both powers will be too great to stop. What is your answer?
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[1d10000 = 5203]
Any overflow is to crush the reich on sight
Any overflow is to crush the reich on sight
I'm not saying someone is sneaking cocaine into their corn, but damn did the soldiers move quick
>>67685
>I'm not saying someone is sneaking cocaine into their corn
I blame World War I care packages
Hopefully my goods will arrive soon
[1d10000 = 2539]
>I'm not saying someone is sneaking cocaine into their corn
I blame World War I care packages
Hopefully my goods will arrive soon
[1d10000 = 2539]
[1d10000 = 3194]
"Bathe in the blood of the reich, until I can eat the heart of its leader!"
Progress into all the closest territories first, then toward the Mississippi
"Bathe in the blood of the reich, until I can eat the heart of its leader!"
Progress into all the closest territories first, then toward the Mississippi
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[1d10000 = 9509]
>>67685
Solidify the supply lines and make sure we still have at least one California province.
Corn, kartoffel, and trenches are the best.
>>67685
Solidify the supply lines and make sure we still have at least one California province.
Corn, kartoffel, and trenches are the best.
>>67685
So, it has come to this. Onwards, brothers! TO WAR!
Blitzkrieg the Dominic lines, push hard into Texas with all we have! We will be victorious! [1d10000 = 5827]
So, it has come to this. Onwards, brothers! TO WAR!
Blitzkrieg the Dominic lines, push hard into Texas with all we have! We will be victorious! [1d10000 = 5827]
So now I guess Noveland is the only one not at war, pulling a Switzerland I see...
[1d10000 = 9034]
Same plan, everything closest to Texas (of the reich) dies first.
Same plan, everything closest to Texas (of the reich) dies first.
>>67695
I have no quarrel with you or your people, Novelanders. I would offer you an NAP. So long as you leave Sourthern Wisconsin uncolonized, I will let you have both of the Dakotas and Minnesota without any contention from me.
I have no quarrel with you or your people, Novelanders. I would offer you an NAP. So long as you leave Sourthern Wisconsin uncolonized, I will let you have both of the Dakotas and Minnesota without any contention from me.
These wars seem to be at a standstill currently. Oh well, at least it's more entertaining for me.
>>67692
As long as my dices don't forces me to teach people reading I will not invade.
>>67697
I feel a bit sorry for Midwest (even though he got that 69), but for now agreed. I also want New German Reich IRL.
But at some point I will have to spread knowledge to all corners of Freedomland.
>>67698
Forward [1d10000 = 4276]
As long as my dices don't forces me to teach people reading I will not invade.
>>67697
I feel a bit sorry for Midwest (even though he got that 69), but for now agreed. I also want New German Reich IRL.
But at some point I will have to spread knowledge to all corners of Freedomland.
>>67698
Forward [1d10000 = 4276]
Man, the Texas/Louisiana border is pretty contested tonight.
Nevada can't decide who they like more, and South Dakota is starting with Dr. Seuss.
Nevada can't decide who they like more, and South Dakota is starting with Dr. Seuss.
>>67704
Finish the push into the Texan heartland, and form a spearhead from which to stage further advances. [1d10000 = 3138]
Finish the push into the Texan heartland, and form a spearhead from which to stage further advances. [1d10000 = 3138]
[1d10000 = 1972]
Continue the press against adjacent armies, pressing through them toward the Mississippi
"Starlight Glimmer is best pone!"
Continue the press against adjacent armies, pressing through them toward the Mississippi
"Starlight Glimmer is best pone!"
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Shit's going down lads.
[1d10000 = 5918]
>>67711
Reform the supply line between the Louisiana territories and the regions in Texas we have taken. [1d10000 = 8496]
Reform the supply line between the Louisiana territories and the regions in Texas we have taken. [1d10000 = 8496]
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And as the fight of "no u" continues, the fursecutors actually gain some ground back.
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>>67726
Push south along the Texan coast. [1d10000 = 7222]
"Our people long for the day when the Dominic menace is no more."
Push south along the Texan coast. [1d10000 = 7222]
"Our people long for the day when the Dominic menace is no more."
Upon reflection, I forgot Noveland's roll.
Sorry bout that.
Sorry bout that.
>>67731
It is okay, as a teacher once said to someone on a bus one time "we live and learn".
[1d10000 = 845]
It is okay, as a teacher once said to someone on a bus one time "we live and learn".
[1d10000 = 845]
Trips are appearing everywhere for some reason....
Meh, I'm sure we can find a way to blame the mods.
Meh, I'm sure we can find a way to blame the mods.
>>67737
I am very pleased with our gains. We have broken free, if only temporarily, from the trenches of Louisiana. Now, we shall continue our push, towards the Mexican border. [1d10000 = 6092]
I am very pleased with our gains. We have broken free, if only temporarily, from the trenches of Louisiana. Now, we shall continue our push, towards the Mexican border. [1d10000 = 6092]
>>67737
Should we roll again or wait till it is painted?
>preemtive roll since everyone else is rolling (assuming I haven't lost track of where we are)
[1d10000 = 7725]
Should we roll again or wait till it is painted?
>preemtive roll since everyone else is rolling (assuming I haven't lost track of where we are)
[1d10000 = 7725]
>>67746
It's interesting how this game's version of Switzerland has become the key to victory for both sides.
It's interesting how this game's version of Switzerland has become the key to victory for both sides.
>>67747
Continue the march south to the border, then spearhead into the heart of Texas. [1d10000 = 10000]
Continue the march south to the border, then spearhead into the heart of Texas. [1d10000 = 10000]
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>>67762
>a few more rolls and I will have to retreat to my pillowfort, but just keep playing
[1d10000 = 151]
>a few more rolls and I will have to retreat to my pillowfort, but just keep playing
[1d10000 = 151]
>>67762
Indeed.
With the Dominic menace dealt with, we now have some breathing room. Now, we shall split our focus between restoring order to the Texas side of the Texas-Louisiana border, and finishing the liberation of Tennessee. [1d10000 = 7359]
Indeed.
With the Dominic menace dealt with, we now have some breathing room. Now, we shall split our focus between restoring order to the Texas side of the Texas-Louisiana border, and finishing the liberation of Tennessee. [1d10000 = 7359]
>>67767
I wonder how big a 10k dice would be to be usable and be stable once it comes to rest
[1d10000 = 3848]
I wonder how big a 10k dice would be to be usable and be stable once it comes to rest
[1d10000 = 3848]
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And California has returned to the fursescutor flag.
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>last roll of the night for me, hopefully it is a good one, but I feel that no roll will be able to measure up to the perfect one
[1d10000 = 4355]
[1d10000 = 4355]
Praise Epona!
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Well quads appear to be broken...
>>67788
We never know when they'll return. While we wait for them, I shall continue liberating the lost territories of Tennessee and Louisiana. [1d10000 = 4943]
We never know when they'll return. While we wait for them, I shall continue liberating the lost territories of Tennessee and Louisiana. [1d10000 = 4943]
>>67792
One last, lonely county in the south of Louisiana to go, then we should finish off the annexation of Tennessee, as it is rightful New German clay. [1d10000 = 9732]
One last, lonely county in the south of Louisiana to go, then we should finish off the annexation of Tennessee, as it is rightful New German clay. [1d10000 = 9732]
And the Colorado front continues to stay at an almost standstill. All the smoke from the weed makes it hard to see.
>>67796
Continue the annexation of Tennessee. Should there be leftover claims, push out east from Louisiana towards Florida. [1d10000 = 1928]
Continue the annexation of Tennessee. Should there be leftover claims, push out east from Louisiana towards Florida. [1d10000 = 1928]
I'm still waiting for that 420
With the Dominic territories having fallen into anarchy and the Midwest War in stalemate, things seem almost quiet.
Calling anyone who wants a fringe group
>>67804
There is indeed plenty of free space in the Northeast for a new player to get started, if we can entice one to the game.
There is indeed plenty of free space in the Northeast for a new player to get started, if we can entice one to the game.
So teal appears to be gaining some ground.
[1d10000 = 8823]
>>67811
>So teal appears to be gaining some ground.
It is expected. Only black can challenge him now. The fact I am still here is luck.
Also yet again.
>>67811
>So teal appears to be gaining some ground.
It is expected. Only black can challenge him now. The fact I am still here is luck.
Also yet again.
>>67811
Word is spreading throughout Florida about our benevolent rulership. One day they shall all be Germans as we are. [1d10000 = 9896]
Word is spreading throughout Florida about our benevolent rulership. One day they shall all be Germans as we are. [1d10000 = 9896]
Uh oh... Corn isn't saving you now.
[1d10000 = 9941]
>>67815
Going to keep trying until Nebraska is lost. That way I can at least say I tried.
Attack.
>>67815
Going to keep trying until Nebraska is lost. That way I can at least say I tried.
Attack.
This should end nicely
And the Reich is becoming a force to be feared.
>>67823
What's with the one random Fursecutor country in Iowa?
Begin the restoration of order to the Texan territories. [1d10000 = 7525]
What's with the one random Fursecutor country in Iowa?
Begin the restoration of order to the Texan territories. [1d10000 = 7525]
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>>67829
Let's liberate El Paso (the Western-most county in Texas) first, then continue north to the border with Oklahoma. [1d10000 = 969]
Let's liberate El Paso (the Western-most county in Texas) first, then continue north to the border with Oklahoma. [1d10000 = 969]
Hmmm, this war is almost getting boring.
Go Go Go!
[1d10000 = 3149]
[1d10000 = 3149]
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