Who's up for a game of risk?
Since we're such a slow site, I figure we can us the dice system. Just roll a 1d9999 or 1d10000 if you'd like.
We'll start in 30 minute or when we have all our players, whatever happens first.
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>>67742Well, somewhat of a stalemate, I should say.
>>67737Should we roll again or wait till it is painted?
>preemtive roll since everyone else is rolling (assuming I haven't lost track of where we are)[1d10000 = 7725] >>67742Not really. That +6 he has over me is going to kill me. That is why it is imperative
>>67745 picks a side soon, or teal will grow too strong for anyone.
>>67745I'd prefer it if I had time to paint the map
>>67743Well, uh, that would make Dominic neutral territory now.
>>67746It's interesting how this game's version of Switzerland has become the key to victory for both sides.
>>67747Let me know when you want me to roll again
>>67749You can roll now, we're caught up
>>67747Continue the march south to the border, then spearhead into the heart of Texas.
[1d10000 = 10000] >>67751Okay, what the actual fuck?
>>67746A couple of 420 rolls and the playing fields will be evened out
>>67750[1d10000 = 5963] >>67751Yeah, I'm blaming the mods...
>>67747>Nebraska Fuck it. Push into CA while we still can!
>>67751>>67754I'd ask for bonus territories or something, but I'm honestly too shocked I rolled a perfect 10,000.
>>67759It is just the works of German PERFECTION!
>>67747cut them off and clean up.
[1d10000 = 5722] >>67762Indeed.
With the Dominic menace dealt with, we now have some breathing room. Now, we shall split our focus between restoring order to the Texas side of the Texas-Louisiana border, and finishing the liberation of Tennessee.
[1d10000 = 7359] >>67767I wonder how big a 10k dice would be to be usable and be stable once it comes to rest
[1d10000 = 3848] [1d10000 = 3461]>>67767Negate all advances and secure CA
And California has returned to the fursescutor flag.
>last roll of the night for me, hopefully it is a good one, but I feel that no roll will be able to measure up to the perfect one
[1d10000 = 4355]
[1d10000 = 7801]>>67772Hold Nebraska and push back!
>>67782Tennessee and Louisiana will be ours, soon enough.
[1d10000 = 1744] >>67783Well isn't that just swell...
Well quads appear to be broken...
>>67788We never know when they'll return. While we wait for them, I shall continue liberating the lost territories of Tennessee and Louisiana.
[1d10000 = 4943] >>67788finish cleaning up colorado, then hold the border.
[1d10000 = 8742] [1d10000 = 5724]>>67788Push into Colorado at an even spread.
>>67792One last, lonely county in the south of Louisiana to go, then we should finish off the annexation of Tennessee, as it is rightful New German clay.
[1d10000 = 9732] >>67792continue pushing into nebraska
[1d10000 = 6142] And the Colorado front continues to stay at an almost standstill. All the smoke from the weed makes it hard to see.
>>67796Continue the annexation of Tennessee. Should there be leftover claims, push out east from Louisiana towards Florida.
[1d10000 = 1928] I'm still waiting for that 420
With the Dominic territories having fallen into anarchy and the Midwest War in stalemate, things seem almost quiet.
>>67803I know... We need some fringe group to rise up in Maine...
Calling anyone who wants a fringe group
>>67804There is indeed plenty of free space in the Northeast for a new player to get started, if we can entice one to the game.
>>67806Florida is ripe for annexation/colonization.
[1d10000 = 7405] So teal appears to be gaining some ground.
[1d10000 = 8823]>>67811>So teal appears to be gaining some ground.It is expected. Only black can challenge him now. The fact I am still here is luck.
Also yet again.
>>67811Word is spreading throughout Florida about our benevolent rulership. One day they shall all be Germans as we are.
[1d10000 = 9896] Uh oh... Corn isn't saving you now.
[1d10000 = 9941]>>67815Going to keep trying until Nebraska is lost. That way I can at least say I tried.
Attack.
>>67815The people of Tampa welcome us into Southern Florida!
[1d10000 = 7868] >>67819Finish up in Florida, then move up along the Texas-Mexico border.
[1d10000 = 5190] And the Reich is becoming a force to be feared.
>>67823What's with the one random Fursecutor country in Iowa?Begin the restoration of order to the Texan territories.
[1d10000 = 7525] >>67823UNLEASH THE CRUZ MISSLES!
[1d10000 = 3944] [1d10000 = 4369]>>67823What the fuck did you do to my Iowa?
>>67826>69The Midwestern Fury has been unleased.
>>67823Also, I think you missed a county in Florida, where Key West is.
>>67824>>67826I have no idea what happened tbh
[1d10000 = 8461]>>67829Never lay a hand on my Iowa! Charge!
>>67829Let's liberate El Paso (the Western-most county in Texas) first, then continue north to the border with Oklahoma.
[1d10000 = 969] >>67833Everything is going according to plan. Now head south into Central Texas.
[1d10000 = 767] [1d10000 = 7952]>>67833Push into Colorado, once more with feeling.
Hmmm, this war is almost getting boring.
Go Go Go!
[1d10000 = 3149]
>>67837Almost.
Continue the liberation of Texas.
[1d10000 = 6667] [1d10000 = 9666]>>67837Don't have much of a choice. There is no exit strategy now.
>>67842Satan has apparently blessed the Midwest Federation.
Hmm...