Who's up for a game of risk?
Since we're such a slow site, I figure we can us the dice system. Just roll a 1d9999 or 1d10000 if you'd like.
We'll start in 30 minute or when we have all our players, whatever happens first.
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Though, can I ask for some more clarification on the rules?
>>67442First everyone will need to choose their color, and pick a name.
Once everyone has told me where they wanna start, we'll start in order of color (Grey, teal, purple, etc...).
The dice will correspond to the traditional post numbers, and values are in the bottom right corner. And you just choose which territories you want.
>>67443I suppose I'll just ask questions about the mechanics when they come up.
Name: New German Reich
Color: Dark
>>67444Fucking checked, where you wanna start?
>>67445Southwestern Indiana. Or do you need something more specific?
>>67446Nope, I can work with that
If I join will I be able to do much if I am heading towards sleep soon and brain not function fully.
>>67450That's okay, we'll still let you join.
Though I think I'll go ahead and delay another 30 minutes to let anyone else show up.
>>67452Joy.
Name: Noveland
Color: Purple
Start: Center-top (unless it is claimed because I suck at US geography)
>>67451Okay, so that's: Cyan, and Dark.
15 slots left if anyone else wants to join.
>>67453Got it, glad to have you.
>>67454>>67455Name:Midwest Federation
Color: Gold
Start: Northern Illinois/Illinois
How often will this run? I can be her often, but player attrition usually kills these games.
>>67456>>67454Let me change the start to Iowa.
>>67456Gotcha
>>67457Well we can decide after tonight. If we all enjoy it we continue. If not we'll declare a winner.
>>67459Got it. Will keep the thread open until the official start.
Alright, that's 30 minutes.
And so we begin with four fringe groups rising up in their respective areas. When everyone is ready just roll and let me know what general direction (NWSE) you wish to expand.
If anyone else wishes to join just let me know.
[1d1000 = 543]>>67465>>67461Fuck, let us try this again. WEST
And here's where we stand.
>>67466Psst, d10000, not d1000>>67467take the southern regions of cali
[1d10000 = 9702] Team: Dominic
Color: Red
Location: TEXAS
>>67473
Try Dice [1d10000 = 1368]
Looking pretty good so far.
>>67467No prob>>67472>>67474And a new challenger has arrived
>>67476Lets try to fill the state with knowledge
[1d10000 = 74] [1d10000 = 4398]>>67476Continue securing Iowa. If full, move East to Illinois.
>>67478Apparently Montanans cannot learn.
>>67481Eventually they will learn
[1d10000 = 3381]
Peparing for Dominic Invasion
THIS time for sure
>>67484
You can also write dice rolls in the message (1d10000) switch ( ) with [ ]
>>67485It's easier to type out 1d10000 with brackets around it.
Montana has gained a little more knowledge, Iowa is being invaded by anime battleship-grils, California's streets are running red with furry blood, Indiana is starting Panzer production, and everyone is changing their name to Dominic in Texas....
>>67482Before, or after you lose?
>>67483>>67484>>67485>Dominic invasion from the southTrump never built the wall in this timeline, did he?
>>67488 (checked)
Let's move northeast to cut Michigan off from the rest of the map.
[1d10000 = 3724] >>67489Hopefully before. It will be my life work and perhaps I get a book bus there named after me.
>>67488By the power of blackboards and chalk
[1d10000 = 7568] >>67491I think you just annexed the entirety of Nevada.
[1d10000 = 4777]
>Dominic Intensifies
North
>>67488IOWA AND THE CORN SHALL BE MINE! THEN ILLINOIS!
>>67496>>67500Nah lissen her nah, whoever said we wuz MEXican?
So Nevada has been cleansed, Montana's IQ is rising, Iowa's corn now belongs to anime, Texas is falling quick, and Michigan is slightly worried by the wall being built on it's border.
>>67502finish the California cleansing
[1d10000 = 8323] [1d10000 = 3720]>>67502Continue the harvest. Then Illinois. It will happen eventually.
>>67502Lets make readers out of them, and may it spill over into the other territories.
[1d10000 = 5838] >>67502Finish sealing off Michigan...then proceed with the annexation of Detroit.
[1d10000 = 1241] [1d10000 = 3676]
Head toward the west, toward the upside-down chair
>>67508I think he's talking about heading towards El Paso.
Well here's where we stand.
Excuse me while I think of more witty comments.
I meant this one
I'll use screenshots next time
"It's fine" -CoIC
>>67510KNOWLEDGE!
Now lets take it Easbound and Down
[1d10000 = 6286] >>67512>>67509Didn't see that. Interesting.
>>67510WE WILL RECLAIM THESE OLD MICHIGAN CENTERS OF INDUSTRY IN THE NAME OF THE NEW FATHERLAND!
[1d10000 = 5229] [1d10000 = 5913]
Continue west toward the West edge, then back along the coast to the south and east.
Detroit has been swiftly dealt with, Knowledge is overflowing, the corn harvest is plentiful, fur-fags are shot on sight, and Texas is turning non-dominics into a minority.
And we've barely started!
BTW NAPs are allowed. I'm an AnCap afterall
[1d10000 = 6130]>>67519>NAPs We know, but first Iowa must be secured and the liberation of Chicago must occur.
>>67519Continue pushing west in Michigan.
[1d10000 = 2925] >>67519liberate the last hold out of furrys(in cali) from life
[1d10000 = 3556] >>67519Since the compass is a bit broken and I am in unknown territory I'll keep moving the same way even though I think I read somewhere that the sun should rise in the east and not in the west. But the damn indians hit me on the head and stole my almanac so I am not sure anymore.
>keep moving the direction you sent me (westward)[1d10000 = 2670] [1d10000 = 5542]
"Reign Dominic upon the heathens!"
And the first bonus state has been taken over!
Well, unless you count corn or cows as a real bonus in Iowa or Montana's case.
>>67525the grand leader of the fursectuors says take western Oregon
[1d10000 = 1569]>>67525Take Chicago, than move into Nebraska.
>>67525Finish the annexation of the Michigan Oven Mitt
[1d10000 = 3000] [1d10000 = 5863]
Consolidate West Texas, then move East
>>67529Oh shit, trips. If there's leftover territories to claim, cross over the Straits of Mackinac and begin the annexation of the Michigan Panhandle.
>69
>trips
Give me a minute lads
>>67525I lock a billion monkeys in a room with a typewriter to create literal art. And the outcome is...
[1d10000 = 543]>The land I am upon, that land is my land. Take it >>67531So, what would you say about agreeing to an NAP?
>>67528>>67529I see I need to speed up my educational program soon, or risk loosing my staplers and other office equipment needed to make learning.
Well, those where some large numbers.
>>67535>Non Aggression Pact offered by the German ReichThis is probably a bad idea, but sure.
[1d10000 = 6217]>>67537Continue welcoming Nebraska into the Federation. Then move southeast in Illinois.
>>67537I am very pleased with how quickly the annexation of Michigan is proceeding. Continue annexing the rest of the state
[1d10000 = 4851]>>67538We are a changed Reich, my Midwestern friends! We are both of German ancestry, with deep German heritage. We are as brothers!
>>67537secure the new mexican furries and send them to the camps.
[1d10000 = 4264]>>67524dominic gibe N.A.P and you will not be harmed
>>67537I sadly have to turn in, so I will protect my land and my people by building an pillow fort around it.
[1d10000 = 5938]>I will also dig a deep hole and fill it with water and put a blanket over it so anyone who walks on it will fall into the hole