/vx/ - Videogames and Paranormal

As the Germans send their battle ships down the Mississippi, and Texas falls, the anti-furs destroy the supply line as Nebraska makes a small push

[1d10000 = 1975]
Seriously?

>>67643
spear head into nebraska
[1d10000 = 6520]

>>67643
Continue as before. March to the Gulf, and liberate the Tennessee oil fields for the Reich! [1d10000 = 3691]

[1d10000 = 7490]
>>67643
Looks like we'll have to do this the hard way. Even push west, with an emphasis on taking Utah. If outmatched attempt to hold the Nebraska Trenches at all costs.

For a second it looked like Nebraska would be overrun, but they made a daring comeback.
Meanwhile Dominic and New Germany focus on expanding their territory rather than participating in squabbles.
Noveland has increased it's IQ by five.

[1d10000 = 2141]
Finish taking Texas FFS, while opponents travel thousands of miles in a single turn cuz apparently you can do that

[1d10000 = 5147]
>>67648
Again, even push west, with an emphasis on taking Utah. If outmatched attempt to hold the Nebraska Trenches at all costs.
>>67649
You have no bonuses and your rolls are not great. It is just the RNG (Random Number God) at work

>>67650
I thought we were playing Risk, not "high roll"

>>67648
push hard into nebraska
[1d10000 = 6526]

>>67648
Redirect our previous efforts with the Mississippi towards marching south, then west along the Gulf Coast. Continue liberating Tennessee as usual. [1d10000 = 6791]

>>67651
Risk is literally all dice rolls. Don't worry, once you take Texas you will get a 6+ bonus. That will put you on fighting terms with teal if/when he beats me.

Well thanks to RNG and bonuses, the war was at a standstill this turn.

And I think we'll pause here for the night. We can resume again tomorrow evening if everyone wishes, but here's the map as of now.

[1d10000 = 6660]
>>67654
Yes, but its not just one dice roll
TAKE FUCKING TEXAS GODDAMMIT

>>67655
Sounds good to me. This was fun. Here's hoping we'll get to do more tomorrow.

>>67655
sounds good to me, i had fun

>>67656
You would have got 20 provinces with that roll lol.

>>67655
>>67657
>>67658
That was fun. Nice playing with you all. Pleasant dreams and see you all tomorrow.

Anyone else here waiting for round two of the map-painting simulator?

>>67662
yea i am.

>>67662
I am game

>>67662
>map-painting simulator
Kek

We'll start in about an hour if everyone else shows up.

>>67665
Noice.

Well hoping Mr. Corn is here, everyone but Dominic needs to roll.

>>67667
Here's hoping.

The annexation and colonization of Tennessee and Louisiana is going according to plan. Let us continue our efforts! [1d10000 = 4961]

>>67667
Rolling for domination of North Dakota
[1d10000 = 1916]

>>67667
Take washington from those dirty furfags!
[1d10000 = 4779]

If overflow
Also, abandon those two territories outside Texas to aid in the push

>>67667
if i have any overflow put it into nebraska.

[1d10000 = 8936]
>>67667
Just got here. Hold the line and push west. For the Fatherland!

And that's everyone to get us started again!

>>67674
Same as before. Here's hoping we can expedite the annexation process. [1d10000 = 4852]

>>67669
Well met, leader of Noveland. As you may be aware, the Midwest Federation is in a bloody conflict with the The Fursecuters and soon the Dominic invasion. With Washington State, Teal will have a massive +8 advantage, and Red will have a +6 advantage. We only have a +2 advantage. We urgently request your support in this war, as soon both powers will be too great to stop. What is your answer?

>>67674
Drumroll (same procedure)
[1d10000 = 8842]

[1d10000 = 3169]
>>67674
Confine pushing west and holding the Nebraska line.

>>67674
Destroy the dirty corn furs!
[1d10000 = 6874]

>>67678
>69
Whoo! Iowa shall have vengeance tonight!

[1d10000 = 5203]
Any overflow is to crush the reich on sight

>>67681
We knew this day would come. You Dominic aggressors shall come to regret this decision.

>>67683
Don't fuck with Texas

I'm not saying someone is sneaking cocaine into their corn, but damn did the soldiers move quick

>>67685
>I'm not saying someone is sneaking cocaine into their corn
I blame World War I care packages

Hopefully my goods will arrive soon
[1d10000 = 2539]

>>67685
Cut them off! and if there is any overflow put it in california.
[1d10000 = 6346]

[1d10000 = 3194]
"Bathe in the blood of the reich, until I can eat the heart of its leader!"
Progress into all the closest territories first, then toward the Mississippi

[1d10000 = 9509]
>>67685
Solidify the supply lines and make sure we still have at least one California province.

Corn, kartoffel, and trenches are the best.

>>67685
So, it has come to this. Onwards, brothers! TO WAR!

Blitzkrieg the Dominic lines, push hard into Texas with all we have! We will be victorious! [1d10000 = 5827]

So now I guess Noveland is the only one not at war, pulling a Switzerland I see...

>>67686
hey Noveland, i wont attack you, if you wont attack me.
>>67691
attack the weakest part of their line!
[1d10000 = 3360]

>>67691
Drive towards the heart of Texas. We shall shatter all resistance before us! [1d10000 = 603]

[1d10000 = 9034]
Same plan, everything closest to Texas (of the reich) dies first.

>>67691
Pillowfort is strong.
Pillowfort is big.
Pillowfort protect my people.

[1d10000 = 8326]

[1d10000 = 3817]
>>67691
Hold the line then continue the push into California.

>>67695
I have no quarrel with you or your people, Novelanders. I would offer you an NAP. So long as you leave Sourthern Wisconsin uncolonized, I will let you have both of the Dakotas and Minnesota without any contention from me.

These wars seem to be at a standstill currently. Oh well, at least it's more entertaining for me.

[1d10000 = 8623]
Continue the press
"I want his head on a pike!"

>>67698
We shall not falter! Push into Texas, men! [1d10000 = 967]

>>67698
onward!
[1d10000 = 4664]

[1d10000 = 3907]
>>67698
Push into California! Split these fanatics into half!

>>67692
As long as my dices don't forces me to teach people reading I will not invade.

>>67697
I feel a bit sorry for Midwest (even though he got that 69), but for now agreed. I also want New German Reich IRL.

But at some point I will have to spread knowledge to all corners of Freedomland.

>>67698
Forward [1d10000 = 4276]

Man, the Texas/Louisiana border is pretty contested tonight.
Nevada can't decide who they like more, and South Dakota is starting with Dr. Seuss.

>>67703
I understand, but for today, let us celebrate peace in the north.

>>67704
Finish the push into the Texan heartland, and form a spearhead from which to stage further advances. [1d10000 = 3138]

[1d10000 = 1972]
Continue the press against adjacent armies, pressing through them toward the Mississippi
"Starlight Glimmer is best pone!"

>>67704
Checking if I get nicer rolls with images
[1d10000 = 1324]

[1d10000 = 7990]
>>67704
West! West! Defend all held land, then push west!

>>67704
Surround them!
[1d10000 = 2812]

Shit's going down lads.

>>67711
Reform the supply line between the Louisiana territories and the regions in Texas we have taken. [1d10000 = 8496]

>>67709
You keep getting nice rolls. It is the gold rush all over again.

>>67711
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooollll
[1d10000 = 8629]

[1d10000 = 4591]
>>67711
Retake Nevada then strengthen California.
>>67714
>You keep getting nice rolls. It is the gold rush all over again.
Hope it continues lol. I feel like there is another shoe about to drop for some reason, this is going too well.

>>67711
Go! Go! Go!
[1d10000 = 9777]

>>67715
>>67716
And there's the other shoe.

>>67716
>777
FUCK YOU

Alright... I'm gonna have to pause for a minute

>>67719
Take your time bud.

>>67718
No U!

>>67721
No (YOU)

>>67722
Neigh thee!

>>67724
>>67723
Nein veir!

And as the fight of "no u" continues, the fursecutors actually gain some ground back.

>>67725
Einsatz von Senfgas!

>>67726
Push onwards!

>>67725
Essen mein sheBe!
[1d10000 = 5358]

>>67726
Push south along the Texan coast. [1d10000 = 7222]

"Our people long for the day when the Dominic menace is no more."

Upon reflection, I forgot Noveland's roll.
Sorry bout that.

[1d10000 = 8029]
>>67726
Retake lost ground at once!

[1d10000}
>>67726

>>67730
RNGesus loves the trips, today.

>>67731
It is okay, as a teacher once said to someone on a bus one time "we live and learn".

[1d10000 = 845]

Trips are appearing everywhere for some reason....
Meh, I'm sure we can find a way to blame the mods.

[1d10000 = 9734]
>>67737
Continue to attempt to retake lost ground.

>>67737
I am very pleased with our gains. We have broken free, if only temporarily, from the trenches of Louisiana. Now, we shall continue our push, towards the Mexican border. [1d10000 = 6092]

>>67737
spearhead into nebraska
[1d10000 = 7954]

>>67738
>>67739
>>67740
>>67741
Both wars have entered into a stalemate yet again.

Oh well, back to the trenches we go.

Dominic swears fealty to Fursecution, I'm done with this