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Anonymous
U/Cue
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No.67439
67440 67441 75904
Who's up for a game of risk?

Since we're such a slow site, I figure we can us the dice system. Just roll a 1d9999 or 1d10000 if you'd like.
We'll start in 30 minute or when we have all our players, whatever happens first.
350 replies and 79 files omitted.
Anonymous
U/Cue
?
No.67643
67645 67646 67647
RISK.png
As the Germans send their battle ships down the Mississippi, and Texas falls, the anti-furs destroy the supply line as Nebraska makes a small push
Z0Csy
?
No.67644
[1d10000 = 1975]
Seriously?
The Fursecutors
q79gq
?
No.67645
>>67643
spear head into nebraska
[1d10000 = 6520]

New German Reich
devia
?
No.67646
>>67643
Continue as before. March to the Gulf, and liberate the Tennessee oil fields for the Reich! [1d10000 = 3691]

x5lxk
?
No.67647
DbuMv6cVQAExWx2.jpg
[1d10000 = 7490]
>>67643
Looks like we'll have to do this the hard way. Even push west, with an emphasis on taking Utah. If outmatched attempt to hold the Nebraska Trenches at all costs.
Anonymous
U/Cue
?
No.67648
67650 67652 67653
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For a second it looked like Nebraska would be overrun, but they made a daring comeback.
Meanwhile Dominic and New Germany focus on expanding their territory rather than participating in squabbles.
Noveland has increased it's IQ by five.
Z0Csy
?
No.67649
67650
[1d10000 = 2141]
Finish taking Texas FFS, while opponents travel thousands of miles in a single turn cuz apparently you can do that
x5lxk
?
No.67650
67651
[1d10000 = 5147]
>>67648
Again, even push west, with an emphasis on taking Utah. If outmatched attempt to hold the Nebraska Trenches at all costs.
>>67649
You have no bonuses and your rolls are not great. It is just the RNG (Random Number God) at work
Anonymous
Z0Csy
?
No.67651
67654
>>67650
I thought we were playing Risk, not "high roll"
The Fursecutors
q79gq
?
No.67652
>>67648
push hard into nebraska
[1d10000 = 6526]

New German Reich
devia
?
No.67653
>>67648
Redirect our previous efforts with the Mississippi towards marching south, then west along the Gulf Coast. Continue liberating Tennessee as usual. [1d10000 = 6791]

Midwest Federation
x5lxk
?
No.67654
67656
>>67651
Risk is literally all dice rolls. Don't worry, once you take Texas you will get a 6+ bonus. That will put you on fighting terms with teal if/when he beats me.
Anonymous
U/Cue
?
No.67655
67657 67658 67661
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Well thanks to RNG and bonuses, the war was at a standstill this turn.

And I think we'll pause here for the night. We can resume again tomorrow evening if everyone wishes, but here's the map as of now.
Z0Csy
?
No.67656
67659
[1d10000 = 6660]
>>67654
Yes, but its not just one dice roll
TAKE FUCKING TEXAS GODDAMMIT
New German Reich
devia
?
No.67657
67661
>>67655
Sounds good to me. This was fun. Here's hoping we'll get to do more tomorrow.
The Fursecutors
q79gq
?
No.67658
67661
>>67655
sounds good to me, i had fun
Midwest Federation
x5lxk
?
No.67659
>>67656
You would have got 20 provinces with that roll lol.
Midwest Federation
x5lxk
?
No.67661
>>67655
>>67657
>>67658
That was fun. Nice playing with you all. Pleasant dreams and see you all tomorrow.

New German Reich
devia
?
No.67662
67663 67664 67665
Anyone else here waiting for round two of the map-painting simulator?
The Fursecutors
q79gq
?
No.67663
>>67662
yea i am.
Anonymous
2XO2x
?
No.67664
>>67662
I am game
Anonymous
U/Cue
?
No.67665
67666
>>67662
>map-painting simulator
Kek

We'll start in about an hour if everyone else shows up.
New German Reich
devia
?
No.67666
>>67665
Noice.
Anonymous
U/Cue
?
No.67667
67668 67669 67670 67672 67673
Well hoping Mr. Corn is here, everyone but Dominic needs to roll.
New German Reich
devia
?
No.67668
>>67667
Here's hoping.

The annexation and colonization of Tennessee and Louisiana is going according to plan. Let us continue our efforts! [1d10000 = 4961]

Anonymous
2XO2x
?
No.67669
67676
>>67667
Rolling for domination of North Dakota
[1d10000 = 1916]

The Fursecutors
q79gq
?
No.67670
>>67667
Take washington from those dirty furfags!
[1d10000 = 4779]

Anonymous
Z0Csy
?
No.67671
next.png
If overflow
Also, abandon those two territories outside Texas to aid in the push
The Fursecutors
q79gq
?
No.67672
>>67667
if i have any overflow put it into nebraska.
x5lxk
?
No.67673
pose_for_the_camera_by_a4r91n-dc9a8rs.png
[1d10000 = 8936]
>>67667
Just got here. Hold the line and push west. For the Fatherland!
Anonymous
U/Cue
?
No.67674
67675 67677 67678 67679
RISK.png
And that's everyone to get us started again!
New German Reich
devia
?
No.67675
>>67674
Same as before. Here's hoping we can expedite the annexation process. [1d10000 = 4852]

Midwest Federation
x5lxk
?
No.67676
>>67669
Well met, leader of Noveland. As you may be aware, the Midwest Federation is in a bloody conflict with the The Fursecuters and soon the Dominic invasion. With Washington State, Teal will have a massive +8 advantage, and Red will have a +6 advantage. We only have a +2 advantage. We urgently request your support in this war, as soon both powers will be too great to stop. What is your answer?
Anonymous
2XO2x
?
No.67677
>>67674
Drumroll (same procedure)
[1d10000 = 8842]

x5lxk
?
No.67678
67680
[1d10000 = 3169]
>>67674
Confine pushing west and holding the Nebraska line.
The Fursecutors
q79gq
?
No.67679
67682
>>67674
Destroy the dirty corn furs!
[1d10000 = 6874]

Midwest Federation
x5lxk
?
No.67680
iowa_american_battle_ship_by_mikeezen_d9vervp-pre.jpg
>>67678
>69
Whoo! Iowa shall have vengeance tonight!
Z0Csy
?
No.67681
67683
next.png
[1d10000 = 5203]
Any overflow is to crush the reich on sight
Anonymous
B+R+y
?
No.67682
460839__safe_artist-colon-skoon_berry punch_berryshine_ask berry punch_ask_bipedal_clothes_costume_dialogue_earth.png
>>67679

New German Reich
devia
?
No.67683
67684
>>67681
We knew this day would come. You Dominic aggressors shall come to regret this decision.
Dominic
Z0Csy
?
No.67684
>>67683
Don't fuck with Texas
Anonymous
U/Cue
?
No.67685
67686 67687 67689 67690
RISK.png
I'm not saying someone is sneaking cocaine into their corn, but damn did the soldiers move quick
Anonymous
2XO2x
?
No.67686
67692
>>67685
>I'm not saying someone is sneaking cocaine into their corn
I blame World War I care packages

Hopefully my goods will arrive soon
[1d10000 = 2539]

The Fursecutors
q79gq
?
No.67687
>>67685
Cut them off! and if there is any overflow put it in california.
[1d10000 = 6346]

Z0Csy
?
No.67688
[1d10000 = 3194]
"Bathe in the blood of the reich, until I can eat the heart of its leader!"
Progress into all the closest territories first, then toward the Mississippi
x5lxk
?
No.67689
3_years_on_the_front.png
[1d10000 = 9509]
>>67685
Solidify the supply lines and make sure we still have at least one California province.

Corn, kartoffel, and trenches are the best.
New German Reich
devia
?
No.67690
577667__safe_artist-colon-niban-dash-destikim_maud pie_maud pie (episode)_anachronism_boots_clothes_germany_gun_helmet_hoof hold_kar98_pi.jpg
>>67685
So, it has come to this. Onwards, brothers! TO WAR!

Blitzkrieg the Dominic lines, push hard into Texas with all we have! We will be victorious! [1d10000 = 5827]

Anonymous
U/Cue
?
No.67691
67692 67693 67695 67696
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So now I guess Noveland is the only one not at war, pulling a Switzerland I see...
The Fursecutors
q79gq
?
No.67692
67703
>>67686
hey Noveland, i wont attack you, if you wont attack me.
>>67691
attack the weakest part of their line!
[1d10000 = 3360]

New German Reich
devia
?
No.67693
>>67691
Drive towards the heart of Texas. We shall shatter all resistance before us! [1d10000 = 603]

Z0Csy
?
No.67694
[1d10000 = 9034]
Same plan, everything closest to Texas (of the reich) dies first.
Anonymous
2XO2x
?
No.67695
67697
>>67691
Pillowfort is strong.
Pillowfort is big.
Pillowfort protect my people.

[1d10000 = 8326]

x5lxk
?
No.67696
[1d10000 = 3817]
>>67691
Hold the line then continue the push into California.
New German Reich
devia
?
No.67697
67703
>>67695
I have no quarrel with you or your people, Novelanders. I would offer you an NAP. So long as you leave Sourthern Wisconsin uncolonized, I will let you have both of the Dakotas and Minnesota without any contention from me.
Anonymous
U/Cue
?
No.67698
67700 67701 67702 67703
RISK.png
These wars seem to be at a standstill currently. Oh well, at least it's more entertaining for me.
Z0Csy
?
No.67699
[1d10000 = 8623]
Continue the press
"I want his head on a pike!"
New German Reich
devia
?
No.67700
>>67698
We shall not falter! Push into Texas, men! [1d10000 = 967]

The Fursecutors
q79gq
?
No.67701
>>67698
onward!
[1d10000 = 4664]

x5lxk
?
No.67702
[1d10000 = 3907]
>>67698
Push into California! Split these fanatics into half!
Anonymous
2XO2x
?
No.67703
67705
>>67692
As long as my dices don't forces me to teach people reading I will not invade.

>>67697
I feel a bit sorry for Midwest (even though he got that 69), but for now agreed. I also want New German Reich IRL.

But at some point I will have to spread knowledge to all corners of Freedomland.

>>67698
Forward [1d10000 = 4276]

Anonymous
U/Cue
?
No.67704
67706 67708 67709 67710
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Man, the Texas/Louisiana border is pretty contested tonight.
Nevada can't decide who they like more, and South Dakota is starting with Dr. Seuss.
New German Reich
devia
?
No.67705
>>67703
I understand, but for today, let us celebrate peace in the north.
New German Reich
devia
?
No.67706
>>67704
Finish the push into the Texan heartland, and form a spearhead from which to stage further advances. [1d10000 = 3138]

Z0Csy
?
No.67707
[1d10000 = 1972]
Continue the press against adjacent armies, pressing through them toward the Mississippi
"Starlight Glimmer is best pone!"
Anonymous
2XO2x
?
No.67708
1491250008866.png
>>67704
Checking if I get nicer rolls with images
[1d10000 = 1324]

x5lxk
?
No.67709
67714
[1d10000 = 7990]
>>67704
West! West! Defend all held land, then push west!
The Fursecutors
q79gq
?
No.67710
>>67704
Surround them!
[1d10000 = 2812]

Anonymous
U/Cue
?
No.67711
67713 67714 67715 67716
RISK.png
Shit's going down lads.
Dominic
Z0Csy
?
No.67712
[1d10000 = 5918]

New German Reich
devia
?
No.67713
67723
>>67711
Reform the supply line between the Louisiana territories and the regions in Texas we have taken. [1d10000 = 8496]

Anonymous
2XO2x
?
No.67714
67715
>>67709
You keep getting nice rolls. It is the gold rush all over again.

>>67711
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooollll
[1d10000 = 8629]

x5lxk
?
No.67715
67717
[1d10000 = 4591]
>>67711
Retake Nevada then strengthen California.
>>67714
>You keep getting nice rolls. It is the gold rush all over again.
Hope it continues lol. I feel like there is another shoe about to drop for some reason, this is going too well.
The Fursecutors
q79gq
?
No.67716
67717 67718
_truck.jpg
>>67711
Go! Go! Go!
[1d10000 = 9777]

New German Reich
devia
?
No.67717
>>67715
>>67716
And there's the other shoe.
Midwest Federation
x5lxk
?
No.67718
67721
Anger.png
>>67716
>777
FUCK YOU
Anonymous
U/Cue
?
No.67719
67720
Alright... I'm gonna have to pause for a minute
Midwest Federation
x5lxk
?
No.67720
>>67719
Take your time bud.
The Fursecutors
q79gq
?
No.67721
67722
_aryyanne anger.png
>>67718
No U!
Midwest Federation
x5lxk
?
No.67722
67723 67724
Orange Anger.jpg
>>67721
No (YOU)
Dominic
Z0Csy
?
No.67723
67725
NOU.png
>>67713
>>67722


The Fursecutors
q79gq
?
No.67724
67725
_no.jpg
>>67722
Neigh thee!
Midwest Federation
x5lxk
?
No.67725
67727 67729
NEIN.png
>>67724
>>67723
Nein veir!
Anonymous
U/Cue
?
No.67726
67728 67730 67732 67733
RISK.png
And as the fight of "no u" continues, the fursecutors actually gain some ground back.
The Fursecutors
q79gq
?
No.67727
>>67725
Einsatz von Senfgas!
The Fursecutors
q79gq
?
No.67728
_the violence.jpg
>>67726
Push onwards!
Dominic
Z0Csy
?
No.67729
enough.jpg
>>67725
Essen mein sheBe!
[1d10000 = 5358]

New German Reich
devia
?
No.67730
67734
>>67726
Push south along the Texan coast. [1d10000 = 7222]

"Our people long for the day when the Dominic menace is no more."
Anonymous
U/Cue
?
No.67731
67735 67736
RISK.png
Upon reflection, I forgot Noveland's roll.
Sorry bout that.
x5lxk
?
No.67732
[1d10000 = 8029]
>>67726
Retake lost ground at once!
The Fursecutors
q79gq
?
No.67733
[1d10000}
>>67726

New German Reich
devia
?
No.67734
>>67730
RNGesus loves the trips, today.
The Fursecutors
q79gq
?
No.67735
>>67731
[1d10000 = 3858]

Anonymous
2XO2x
?
No.67736
>>67731
It is okay, as a teacher once said to someone on a bus one time "we live and learn".

[1d10000 = 845]

Anonymous
U/Cue
?
No.67737
67738 67739 67740 67745
RISK.png
Trips are appearing everywhere for some reason....
Meh, I'm sure we can find a way to blame the mods.
x5lxk
?
No.67738
67742
[1d10000 = 9734]
>>67737
Continue to attempt to retake lost ground.
New German Reich
devia
?
No.67739
67742
>>67737
I am very pleased with our gains. We have broken free, if only temporarily, from the trenches of Louisiana. Now, we shall continue our push, towards the Mexican border. [1d10000 = 6092]

The Fursecutors
q79gq
?
No.67740
67742
>>67737
spearhead into nebraska
[1d10000 = 7954]

Dominic
Z0Csy
?
No.67741
67742
[1d10000 = 5042]

New German Reich
devia
?
No.67742
67744 67746
1335312__safe_artist-colon-pzrauser_oc_oc-colon-aryanne_oc only_binoculars_clothes_earth pony_female_gun_hat_minigun_pony_trench_uniform_.png
>>67738
>>67739
>>67740
>>67741
Both wars have entered into a stalemate yet again.

Oh well, back to the trenches we go.
Dominic
Z0Csy
?
No.67743
67747
Dominic swears fealty to Fursecution, I'm done with this